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i don't normally ask for asks, but :(

#i have suddenly turned into a sad yet social animal and need to interact. sorry /lh #ramble

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im sad :(

#feel lonely for whatever reason #im probably gonna get period or something #but #:(( #ramble

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was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing

#reblog #fav

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niche cortropy joke

#this has been in my head for like a year #crash bandicoot #neo cortex #cortropy #shitpost #doodle #my art #suggestive #referring to the crash4 clock boner

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⬆️clown btw

#i get an email from my fav makeup brand (that i havent been able to afford for a good while) #and its like sale!! for 2 days only!!! 2 large palettes for $48 (half off)!!!! #and im like wow thats such a good deal!! ive been majorly eyeing one of them!! #my brother in christ you dont even have $48 in your fucking bank account #ramble #im losing my mind all around i think

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📷💎🐸?

📷 - What's set as your phone's lockscreen?

it's the view of cortex castle from that one part of toxic tunnels :)

💎 - What's your most prized possession?

honestly no idea 😭 probably my phone bc i need it for most things i do?? i also feel strongly about my rock collection ig

🐸 - Describe your aesthetic.

combat boots, spikes and glowing nitro green. radioactive cyberpunk.

#im bad at describing aesthetics #also i wasnt sure if this was abt what aesthetic i like or what aesthetic i dress/present myself #so i kinda went for the general aesthetic vibe i enjoy😭 #ask #ask game #iscopeeee #this took a bit bc i had to do a big think

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i fried the worst egg

#it reminds me of an ophiopluteus #shitpost #my pics #egg

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we all have that ONE friend who HATES being hit over the head with a metal pipe😂 and cries PLEASE DONT HIT ME WITH A METAL PIPE MY SKULL IS FRACTURED during METAL PIPE NITE😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀😂🤣

#reblog #cortex

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having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

#reblog #honestly thabk god i thought i was just mentally fucked like that #glad its a universal feeling

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⬆️the eepiest

#hhnng #ramble

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#reblog #i will NOT call your brown sugar boba 'Sweet Dream'

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#reblog #uhhh #related to things i love #but also #kind of has a history #i spent my early internet years (up to 2018) on google+ and found my friend group and first art audience there #and my username was 'Nat the Bat' bc bats are my thing also rhymes with my name #i really liked that name (i was 16) #then when i was forced to move to tumblr (g+ shut down) i kept the same one at first #but after a bit it just didn't feel right. sounded too childish #so to make it more adult (and something i wouldn't be embarassed by) i connected it with the other thing that's always been My Thing #and we have coffee-bat. i like it and it feels right #it's a combination of two things i was known for in my first internet circle.

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I love dogs I just wish they were a bit more like cats. As such I will be sticking to cats, probably forever

#reblog #i really hate that dogs are a sensory nightmare😭😭 #like yes you're a baby i love you!! but oh dear god i need to wash my hands immediately after touching you oh god #i cant stand powder on my hands and my dogs always somehow manage to roll in sand. also fur feels dirty even right after washing. #im debating starting to wear gloves to pet my dogs more. also dear god why is everything you touch now drooly and dirty #:( #at least 1/40th of my problems would be solved if dogs cleaned themselves like cats. why dont you do that. why do you like being smelly

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URGENT: KOSA GOING TO HOUSE TODAY!!

[ID: a screenshot of a discord message from user @Taikeero-Lecoredier which reads: "@everyone

‼️URGENT: KOSA has been officially introduced in the House as of today.

We need to spread the word on social media and urge people to send emails to Congress through stopkosa.com.

https://www.stopkosa.com/

• There will be a hearing on Wednesday (17th April) where KOSA, along with some other bad internet bills, like the Protecting Kids on Social Media Act could be pushed.

• We will be having a calling day on TUESDAY (16 th April) to make clear to Congress that there is still a ton of opposition to these bills.

https://energycommerce.house.gov/posts/chair-rodgers-and-ranking-member-pallone-announce-legislative-hearing-on-data-privacy-proposals-1

• House Energy and Commerce is holding the hearing so they are the best offices to call this week ‼️

https://energycommerce.house.gov/representatives

DONT FORGET: You can go to what-to-write-and-say and check pins to know what to say !!

• You can use http://badinternetbills.com/ to contact your congress people!

• And https://www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative to find all of the phone numbers of your House Representative, and faxzero.com to send up to 5 free faxes a day

SPREAD THE WORD !!" End ID]

^^ PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD AND CALL, EMAIL AND FAX YOUR REPS ASAP!!

here's another site where you can find your Reps if the one provided above gives you trouble.

here's a perma link to the Stop Internet Censorship Discord, where there are loads of resources and petitions to sign and actions you can take to keep the Internet censorship free.

#reblog #important

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

#reblog #CORTEX

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~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!

#ask game #reblog

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#yeah hoarding #my maternal grandpa was a hoarder #mom enhirited a bit of it (house always messy and buying shit we won't use for the next 5 years) #*inherited sorry i had a stroke #and i also have a hard time keeping the house non-messy and have the urge to not throw shit out bc 'it might be useful sometime (it won't)' #i'm working on it but i think it qualifies for the curse #reblog