we broke up on PictoChat, crying on my DS :’(
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I love you rarepairs, I love you nevermet ships, I love you poly ships, I love you crossover ships, I love you ships with characters that have had a total of two (2) canon interactions
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Do you ever sit back and forget that you don't actually know someone in person and think, " was that weird? I was weird. Do they think I'm weird. I'm ok with weird, but not stalker, stalker is bad, weird is good. Should I be embarrassed? Fuck, I'm going to analyse over and over in my head until I can't sleep."
Legit - I can't remember most of my first marriage, but I can remember that one really cringy time I totally made an ass of myself in like 5th grade because kids were teasing me.
You want me to talk - be prepared for the info dump of all my life I can fit into a single sentence. Trauma bond? HERE IS ALL THE TRAUMA. Furtive eye contact cause I think you'll be able to read my eyes (which is something I don't understand and can't do? Eyes are the window to the soul...how????!!!!).
Bestie, I will hyper focus so bad you'll wanna drop me like a hot potato...until I don't see you for a while and you think I've dropped off the face of the earth. Nah ma dude, I just forgot you existed for a while, but I still love you like I saw you yesterday!
Manic cringy pixie energy full of bad mom jokes and sarcasm. Yes. Let's not forget that depression and anxiety disorder for good measure.
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guys a bunch of us are watching a movie at a kinda friends house and I told my parents I’m going but only if my close friends are going & then I told them they aren’t going (bc they aren’t lol) so my parents like assumed I’m also not going but now I kinda want to go but I’m also shit scared that no one I know will be there and I won’t like talk to anyone but I asked another friend to find out who else is coming .. so the question.. should I stay or should I go 😭
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Been waiting all night just to hear your voice
Been getting pretty lonely in my cave of choice
You might ask, "Why don't you go outside?
Go on a walk, give it a try."
You must have never met a fearslave before
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~NOW CASTING NATIONWIDE, LONG DISTANCE COUPLES FOR MAJOR CABLE NETWORK~
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My name is Christian, I’m a casting associate at Sharkbait Casting. Our team is currently in the process of casting a new documentary-style series about long distance relationships for a major cable network!
On the program we’ll be trying to help couples who are in long distance relationships that have never met or haven’t seen each other for an extended period of time. The goal of the show is to remove any barriers keeping you two apart, and hopefully capture the sparks that fly when you two are reunited/ finally meet in person for the first time.
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I am also more than happy to answer any questions, just shoot me a DM. Genuinely always happy to chat, so don't be a stranger!
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i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time
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god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers
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having online friends is so fun! but watch out! the distinse......
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Never Met
Unlike Carl Thomas I do not have a loving memory
He needs to be erased from my journey
All he did was take from me
Linked by a moment in which I showed compassion
Like minded friends always have that one who sticks out
Laughter confounding others during this time
Only way to proceed was through my smile
Changing the temperature of the gathering
Trying to fit in was the bare…
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Like actually in general my parents never just. bought me video games unprompted. I listen to Scott the Woz talk about his parents buying him games and Nintendo Power subscriptions just for no reason and I'm like. ?????? Families do that?
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✦ Show and tell ✦
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Title: You're Nails on a Chalkboard, But You're MY Nails on a Chalkboard
Fandom: Pokémon
Relationships: Gary/Drew
Rating: T
Word count: 2728
Summary:
"Whoa, you did your nails too?" Gary asked.
"Oh, yeah." Drew held his hands up in front of his face. "Just an extra touch."
Gary couldn’t help but notice how, one, Drew was definitely blushing a bit behind his hands as he said that, and two, the emerald color of his nails matched his eyes and silky hair and made them look so damn radiant. "I like it," he replied softly.
The nails, which at first were just an extra touch, became impossible to ignore on the teleprompter, when the cameras zoomed in on Drew holding Masquerain's Poké Ball and giving it a kiss (a habit likely learned from Gary himself). And when they sat down backstage to watch the other contestants battle, and Gary looked down at their interlocked hands as Drew's thumb brushed over his?
…It was a nice touch, for sure.
So when Gary found himself at the convenience store a month later buying a postcard for Samson's birthday, and a bottle of black nail polish caught his eye from one of the racks?
Well, he decided it might be cool to give it a try.
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Bruce getting asked who his favorite child is and panicking™
Bruce: .... Danny
Most of the Batfam: who?
Dick: oh yeah fair
Damian: who's.... Danny
Dick: my childhood friend, Bruce tried to adopt him but got bodied by Danny's parents and sister, he's still not over it
Bruce: I am over it-
Dick: then throw away the adoption papers with his name on it-
Bruce, gasping: no
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I was visited by a flea
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Been waiting all night just to hear your voice
Been getting pretty lonely in my cave of choice
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