#my unicycle has one wheel

[thekoopalingsandstuffs]

who here has a drivers license?

Spewart: "I do!" :D

Topper: "No clue HOW since you always drive like a CRAZY PERSON. I feel in danger whenever you get behind the wheel!!!!!"

Spewart: "..." *Shrugs* :3

Rango: "Spewey's the only one with a license (Minus Auntie) so he has to drive us everywhere. I was thinking about maybe taking Driver's Ed this summer, though...!"

Topper: "......" (If Spewart is already awful behind the wheel, I DREAD to see how Rango drives...)

Hariet: "I'm sixteen, buuut... Eh. I feel that walking or biking everywhere is better for the planet. I may get a license one day, but as of right now, I'm not interested."

Topper: (NOOO THE ONLY PERSON WHO PROBABLY WON'T CRASH THE CAR-)

Roy: "I have a permit from when I first turned fifteen... So, I CAN drive! But... Well, since we're royalty, we can just get limo'd everywhere if we wanted to. Or walk, or take the bus. I don't drive very often, and I'm scared to do it every time BECAUSE I rarely do it..."

Ludwig: "I'm scared of driving. Seems like a lot of stress." :(

Iggy: "Just a few more months until I can drive, babyyyyy!!! Hehehehe!!"

Ludwig & Roy: !!!!!

Plessie: "I don't have a car to drive, but I do have a permit!! I'm also forklift certified. And I can legally operate a golf cart."

Koops: "... My dad takes plenty of time to teach me self defense and how to turn someone's body inside-out with a cheese stick, but can't be bothered to teach me to drive... Well- I probably can't reach the pedals anyway." :/ "Eh, I'll figure it out-"

Nabbit: "I've hot-wired and sped off in thousands of spontaneous get-away cars!! Pa said I can do it all by myself this year if I wanted to!!!"

Motley: "I can drive a unicycle!!!"

Peasley: "...? No, I can't drive, but I should probably start looking into that, shouldn't I...? Everywhere I go, I take a limo, though, so I don't see why I need to."

[thedepthsoffandomminds]

The lost Princess of the ocean - three

Masterlist

Zoro had been tied to a spinning wheel, Nami locked into a cage and you were strapped into an old electric chair. Zoro was fighting against his restraints as he and Nami argued. Nami produced a lock pick from her sock and started working on the cage lock. A scream from the arena had you and Zoro locking eyes.

“Work faster.” He demanded of Nami. You were trying to keep your breath steady, though panic was bubbling up inside you and silent tears dropped down your face. You didn't want to go back to where you were before, but you knew Buggy would use you as a bargaining tool the moment he realises who you are. You would be back in the hold of the white shadow assassins by tomorrow.

The sound of a unicycle finally breaks your eye contact with Zoro as a pirate cycled into the room. He dropped the cycle beside you on the floor.

“Remember me?” He glared at Zoro

“No.” Zoro grunts. The pirate punches him in the gut.

“I've been thinking about you for years. About how you killed my brother.” He announced.

“I killed a lot of pirates.” Zoro is keeping his eyes very much away from yours.

“My name is Cabaji, and a couple of years ago, you hunted us across the Goa Kingdom.

Followed us for weeks through the swamp lands,day and night, never relenting,like some kind of demon.” Cabaji explains.

“Still not ringing a bell.” Zoro taunted him.

“You cut off his head and you stuffed it in a bag, all for a few Berry.” Cabaji was angry now.

Zoro sighs, glancing momentarily to you.

“Okay, that does sound like me.” There was both amusement and shame in his words.

“Let's see if you can keep your head.” Cabaji spun the wheel, producing knives from his belt and began to throw them at the wheel.

“Leave him alone!” You call out. It was the first time Nami had heard your voice and she gasped at you. Cabaji turned, a grin pulling at his lips.

“Oh I see, the pirate hunter has a bodyguard. Maybe I should focus on you for a while.” He leans over you, running a knife down your face, it's cold against your skin.

“Stop!” Zoro demands as the wheel finally slows to a stop. Cabaji looks back to him with a wicked smile. He rounds the chair grabbing your chin and pulling your head back so his knife can press against your throat. You were used to these threats and so you kept your cool, staying utterly still.

“Maybe I'll keep you both alive for a while, let you watch as I make your little dove’s death a long slow torture.”

Zoro's nostrils flared and his jaw muscles flexed below his flesh. Cabaji moves his eyes to you, looking into your eyes. The small birthmark on your hairline caught his attention. “Oh.” He grins.

“If you hurt her it will be your death that is slow.” Zoro growls out the words from deep in his chest.

Cabaji removes the knife from your neck, a small trickle of blood drips down to your chest. He moves closer to Zoro once more.

“You know, I'm gonna enjoy this. As soon as Captain Buggy's finished with you, you're mine.” he growls.

“Uh, tempting as that sounds, I'm not sticking around.” Zoro quips.

“Really? Got somewhere else to be?” The pirate asks.

“Didn't used to think so but people changed that.” Zoro fights to look toward the arena and not at you.

“That simpleton in a straw hat. Don't tell me you actually believe in him?” Cabaji narrowed his eyes.

“I don't need to. He believes in himself. It rubs off.”

Cabaji laughs incredulously.

“And one more thing don't turn around.”

Nami's foot smacked into Cabaji’s chest as he turned to her, sending him flying forward. The rope at Zoro's wrist snaps under the strain of a knife against it and he wraps his arm around Cabaji's neck. Cabaji loses consciousness. Nami quickly cuts the other wrist before running over to you and cutting the ropes from your wrists and ankles. She darts across the room grabbing her things from the table. Zoro quickly picked up his swords and replaces the belt around his waist. His hand reached out for your neck, wiping the blood.

“Okay?” He asks. You nod and he takes your hand once more. “What's the plan?” He turns to Nami. “You do have a plan, right? That's your thing, plans.”

Nami smiles,

“I say we beat the hell out of every clown we see.”

The fight is fast, Luffy, Nami and Zoro work as though they choreographed a dance eventually trapping several parts of Buggy in separate trucks and barrels. As they faught you grabbed the young captive and pulled him out of the way.

Luffy freed the locals from their shackles and soon you were all heading back to the ship. You walked beside Nami.

“So you do have a voice.” She giggles as you both climb onto the Sloop. You give her a shy smile and shrug, your eyes darting back to Zoro who was waiting for Luffy on the dock. Nami shrugged.

#zoro x reader

[gabriel-landeskog]

hello! if you don't mind answering, what are your favourite hockey rpf fics of all time or favourite leafs rpf fics of all time?

oh baby okay i got you!!! i had to narrow these down from a long ass list and yet i still got a little carried away lol. i'll start out with my favorite leafs fics and then i'll throw in some of my favorite fics of all time in general. under the cut!!!

leafs fic:

parentheses all clicking shut by theundiagnosable: i literally am of the belief that this is The Best leafs fic of all time. i think about this fic every single day. it's an android au and jt character study with background relationships and literally everything about it is perfect. no notes.

safe as houses by theundiagnosable: you know what i would recommend everything written by theundiagnosable. this is a mitch/aus spy au. incredible levels of angst and lore. another fic i've thought about every day since i read it

once in twenty lifetimes by coastalhighway: i love a rarepair. jt/mo. another jt charactery study-type fic (can you tell i love jt character studies lol) with added fantasy elements (magic, werewolves, vampires, etc you know). really really fantastic read, and i love the tknp fic that's part of the series too!

other fic:

avs fic (gabe/tyson) -

red lights i'll run (what i got you need it) by Japery: my #1 gabe/tyson fic, with jt compher/tyson jost included too!

till human voices wake us by oflights: gabe is a mermaid au. literally obsessed with this fic and i wish there was a sequel so bad you don't understand

pens fic (sid/geno) -

King and Lionheart by thehoyden: yeah this is the most kudo-ed hockey rpf fic so maybe this is a cop out to put on a rec list but whatever this is Thee sid/geno fic of all time prove me wrong

Once Upon A Dream by omelet: geno is a zookeeper who takes care of penguins. literally what could be cuter

Catch a Glimpse of Gold Through His Skin by reginalds: geno teacher au! this fic is just so sweet and i re-read it all the time as a feel good

assorted fic -

My Unicycle Has One Wheel by McSpot: i literally tell everyone i know about brock boeser/elias pettersson wiggles fic. listen i truly believe that if you have not read this fic you have not lived

collide the spaces that divide us by bropunzeling: matthew tkachuk/leon draisaitl soulbond fic. if you're looking for a knock your socks off good mattdrai long fic this is IT trust me on this.

if you can keep up by Springsteen: nolan patrick/travis konecny olympics au where nolan is a figure skater and i am literally obsessed with this concept

that's all for now! if you've got fic rec requests for specific pairings let me know, bc i got a lot more where these came from. also gonna take this time to plug by own fics hehehe find me on ao3 @ canoodles!

#ask #anonymous #hockey rpf #hockey rpf recs #thanks for asking this i love sending people recs lol

[fierrochase-falafel]

So I had a really bizarre idea-

The Xianle trio is like an autorickshaw (also known as auto, ricksha, etc.), right? If you don't know the vehicle I'm talking about, here's a visual:

It's like-- in book 2, Xie Lian is the front wheel and Feng Xin and Mu Qing are the two behind, as XL's always the one visible in the front getting all the attention. Then when MQ leaves in book 4, there's a visible gap left behind and while XL and FX can function, they're much less productive and just generally struggling a lot. Then when FX leaves, XL has no support and essentially is stuck, so he commits fully to the cry-smiling mask and what it represents. XL realises how much support he was actually getting from FX and MQ in book 4 after MQ leaves, and I just like to think of it in this way. He can't function when both of them have left, but then he learns to (I like to think of it as him learning to unicycle for the next 800 years).

This analogy brings absolutely nothing to the text lol, this is just my favourite vehicle and of course I had to link it to TGCF. It always seems to be XL and then FX and MQ together, huh.

#tgcf #xianle trio #xie lian #mu qing #feng xin #tgcf thoughts #auto rickshaw #posts originating from my brain #yes I am unhinged

[chromatic-lamina]

wait this is so cute; i have a few questions for the fanfic writer asks too if you don’t mind:

1, 2, 7, 43, 63, & 74

thank you so much 🧡

Bepo's Fanfic Asks 4!

1 do you know how you want the story to end when you start, or are you just stumbling through the figurative wilderness hoping to find a road?

Who do you take me for? Roronona Zoro? (Heh-heh, li'l pirate joke there).

There's a request jar in the mess and the crew fills it. For example, Ikkaku always asks for something where the mechanics aren't showing and that the story runs seamlessly. But what's she talking about?! She's great with cogs and wheels, so I make sure she features, and Jean Bart and the rest of the crew, including Captain, are handy with needles, so no mechanic or seamster erasure in my fics!

And I'm a navigator, thank you, no stumbling around hoping to find roads. It's my duty to know exactly where we're going 🧭

2. talk about a notable time a narrative or character has looked you dead in the eyes and said “fuck your plan, here’s what we’re actually doing.”

See above. But I've got some strange requests on the platforms I upload to sometimes.

7. tell us about the plot of the first fanfic you ever wrote

Ooh, well, it was a role reversal as part of Bepo's Beptober, and it involved brave Captain Bepo and his adoring underling, Navigator Trafalgar Law. It was a huge hit!. You can read it here, and part 2 is here!

43. how did writing change you?

I was able to step into my natural role as an Apex predator and govern and steer the ship ferociously, but fairly for the sake of fan fiction.

I'm also sure I'll be able to process some trauma through it, given what we've all gone through. I think that's quite the thing now!

63. What’s the best insult you’ve read in a fic?

"You're nothing but a bottom feeder."

This was in my own fic and was levelled at Uni (who was cleverly depicted and disguised by a character named Unicycle in one of my fics.) Of course this is technically true, sea urchins are bottom feeders, but it still got me kicked off that site for a while when someone whom I suspect to be SHACHI or KILLER reported me. I don't really understand Lesser Minks.

74. are you a planner, pantser, or planster?

Ever since we lived with Wolf on Swallow Island (Captain, Shachi, Penguin and I) I've worn pants. It might seem strange for a Polar Bear, but not for a Mink. I also find it helps me fit in and stops myself from burning myself on the pipes in the sub.

If you want to check out my previous answer, it's here! and here! and here!

(Bepo might hang up his fictional hat now. Thanks for the asks!)

#one piece #bepo one piece #shachi one piece #trafalgar law #one piece fanfic #op fanfic #opfanfic #one piece fanfiction #chromasks #chromanswers #chromafic #chromafics #chromalami #ladysniper #heart pirates

[toosmallformyowngood]

Hear me out, karl heisenberg gets like 10,000 knives and stabs miranda with them. He then spins the knives to create a blender like action so she becomes pulp. Also he could of done that to kill ethan as well there was no need to mutate into a useless tank thing.

Exactly! See, you get it! He had so many options but clearly all four of the lords share a single braincell and it has never been in Heisenberg's possession in his entire life. Either that or the theatre kid ™️ instincts took over and he simply couldn't help but do everything in the most complicated and dramatic way possible (though I argue would that blending Miranda into the world's worst smoothie is sufficiently dramatic anyway). My good sir just decapitate her. Or poison her! Iron poisoning is a thing! And it's stated he has power over electromagnetic radiation which we never see used in game, so, like, just microwave her ass. Air fry that motherfucker until she's crispy chicken. Agian, so. Many. Options. And he went with zombies because of course he did. I mean granted it wouldn't really be a Resident Evil game without zombies (though personally I think the concept of RE works with a surprising variety of antagonists and environmental horror and yes I know this is a hot take that I'm going to get lambasted over but I will stand my ground) so he sort of had to take one for the team but c'mon man. You can indulge your inner mad scientist later, we've got a bitch Mirander to kill.

Also! Speaking of Heisenberg's mutated form, the design fucking kills me every time I see it because like, the top 99% is perfectly fine but then you look at the very bottom and he's got this one tiny wheel he's rolling around on. Unicycle looking motherfucker 😭

Like, look at this shit

"Oh hey, that's a neat design! ... Wait a minute..."

"Computer, enhance!"

FUCKIBG DINKY ASS WHeel Bitch what the fuck my man's popping a wheelie constantly. Also that would wear out so fucking fast man what the hell? I'm willing to bet he weighs a lot in that form and one commercial grade wheel is not going to cut it. How does he even maintain balance with the very visibly insecure weight distribution?!?

Granted, this design, despite being official released art (not concept art) is slightly different to the actual in-game model because in that one he has two wheels side by side like the kind you'd see on a lorry. I get the arguable benefits of less surface area in contact with the ground to an extent but again, in terms of balance and structural integrity sir you are going to fall over. You are not a racing bike Karl you are a fucking tank please act like it. It is arguable that me might not have "chosen" this form (as in, like, building it or something) because with the other two lords who's transformations we see, it's clear that both are entirely organic and involuntary mutations rather than them going "okay I want to put a mouth here, and an arm here" etc, etc. Sort of like when a tadpole turns into a frog it doesn't really go "yeah I'd like spots, spots look cool", it just turns into a genetically predetermined frog. Following that logic it can be assumed that rather than "putting together" a mutated form with various metals around he simply... grew it out of his skin, for lack of better terminology. Of course arguing that it may be pseudo organic or even an inorganic secretion (like those seen on the scaly foot snail) sort of falls short when you factor in the fucking wheel because his powers are over electromagnetic fields, not rubber (which is ironically an insulator). So unless he's been eating rubber bands in his spare time who knows where that wheel came from. Also given the argument of organic mutation, how would his body know "yeah that's what a wheel looks like". Alcina and Moreau's transformations make sense from a scientific standpoint (if we suspend disbelief about the actually transformation sequence itself) because all the traits depicted therein are in fact very real assets possessed by our pre-hominid ancestors and thus from a genetic standpoint could at any point reoccur in a modern human, but never in my life have I seen it heard of a creature rolling around like its showing off it's new heelies in the school parking lot. Look I know it's a video game but this single fucking wheel has sent me on a tangent I could rant about it for hours but I will shut up now so I don't talk your ear off (I have so much more to say but I am using all of my restraint). As much as I love RE 8 there are so many plot holes and things that just plain don't make sense even with the suspension of disbelief that comes with it being fiction designed to entertain for the sake of entertainment. But anyway in conclusion Karl is a dumbass and I love him.

#asks #anon asks #lom speaks #re 8 village #re 8 #re8 heisenberg #re8 karl heisenberg #re8 village #re8 lords #re8 #resident evil 8 village #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #resident evil #resident evil headcanons #resident evil heisenberg #resident evil viii #lord karl heisenberg #karl heisenberg #karl heisenberg headcanons #lord heisenberg #god thats so many tags

[queennicoleinboots]

Chapter 3 of "This World Sucks"

(Joebear POV)

Chapter 3: Wednesday, September 9, 1987

Once we got onto Thunderbird Road, there was a lot of traffic. Many people looked forward to the awakening of a Greek God that was occurring that day. Some people got so excited that they failed at driving that morning. Traffic was backed up for at least three streetlights. The paramedics, fire department, and policemen were trying to figure out how to get the passengers in the two cars to safety. By the time we inched up to see what happened, we noticed a van was flipped over on its back like an upside down turtle.

The other car was a red 1984 Toyota Celica, or what was left of it. My eyes popped out of my head looking at it. 

Chris looked at it and said, "Whoa!!!! What a crash!" At the tender age of six, my brother was already sadistic. He seemed more amused than mortified.

"BY GOD! None of that would have happened if they would have learned how to drive. Slow down. You'll live longer!" my mom ranted. "Because of them, now we're playing Bumper Cars!

I knew better than to interrupt my mother's rants.

“Okay! Green means go. Green means go. GO! GO! GO! Gas pedal's under the right foot! Try pressing it! BY GOD!" my mom shouted at the drivers in front of her.

Chris giggled.

Mom kept driving for a few minutes before the next crazy thing happened. Apparently, the city of Phoenix, AZ was having a Greek Festival in the middle of the morning rush hour. “Of course, I have to get caught up in this mess! By God!” she said as she spent ANOTHER stupid period of time inching through traffic. I was pretty sure one of the grizzly bears riding a unicycle gave us the paw as he crossed our path in traffic. Apparently, Mom had a medical condition called Tourette’s syndrome in which she couldn't control the language coming out of her mouth. I'm not going to repeat the speaking-in-tongues Mom did while driving that day.She gritted her teeth at the bear who was riding a unicycle and gripped the plastic on the steering wheel with her veins popping out of her paws. I didn’t know who was more aggressive. My mother or the bear?

Mom stared at the back of the car in front of us with an intensity of burning a hole through the rear window. She was seriously ready to run over the next clown that cut us off.

A blue car pulled up next to us and honked. When I saw who honked at us, I waved. Chris made a funny face at Pippy and her younger sister.

Mom honked at her and rolled the window down. "Hey Genevieve, how do you like this traffic? It's INSANE!" she yelled.

"Sure is! It took us forever to get up here! I know a Greek God is being awakened, but they need to do something about this traffic!" Pippy's mother, Genevieve shouted kindly to Mom.

“YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! Two bears gave me the paw. Five clowns cut me off, and now we got Greek kids are trying to cross the fucking street!!!” Mom shouted as we inched forward. 

Pippy's mom laughed and shook her head. "I know it! Mm Mm! They should have at least given detours around these festivals! People might actually be able to see the Greek God awaken!" she said.

"It's retarded to drive in these bullshit conditions. Might as well have watched the awakening on TV!” Mom screamed.

Pippy's mom laughed even louder to the point where my brain jumped to the top of my head. "It's a mess," she said.

Chris was making faces at the girls, and they and I rolled our eyes. 'Ugh, Chris, why are you dumb?' I thought.

Mom waved goodbye to Pippy's family and sped ahead of her. She grumbled to herself. “Thank Goodness we're almost there! By God this drive has been painful,” she ranted. 

"Yeah. It was boring until Pippy and Patsy showed up. I like torturing them," Chris said with a small blush.

I rolled my eyes at Chris again.

"I'm sure you do, Chris," Mom said before we heard a thud! "Oh shit! I ran over a small clown!" Then there was another Thud! This time, she ran over a traffic cone. I looked behind us and saw two clowns shaking their fists at us. One was the small clown that Mom accidentally ran over, and the other was a normal-sized clown who was helping the other clown get up. Mom gave them the finger from behind us and spoke in tongues for a moment before she continued with, “I wouldn't have run them over if they weren't in the road!" She was slowing down from 10 miles per hour as she drove past an Apollo float going toward Encounter Church.

Before I could think, Mom honked the horn again. She had another Tourette’s fit directed at a clown in the midst of her honking the horn. “Another <insert a slew of curse words> clown cut me off again. I almost ran him over,” she said. 

"Why are there clowns running around in the road, Mom?" Chris asked.

“I don't know, Chris, but I am going to run over this trapeze artist if he doesn't get out of my way. He needs to go back where he came from,” Mom responded. She sighed a long sigh. She was the master of sighing. I swear that she sighed every hour on the hour. And then she sighed every five minutes in between. She was a Master Sigher.

I was relieved when we were finally at the Encounter Church. That drive was beginning to make me nervous.

"Come on, kids! Let's go check out the awakening of this Greek God. I heard he's going to make everyone's life easier," Mom said as she ushered us out of the car.

We walked toward the church and around a bunch of excited people, and once we opened the door, a bright light shone so brightly that all we saw was the head of a dark-haired baby with bright green eyes. He looked like the random baby that was on the screen of a Teletubby episode.

"Hello, Earth. I am Pauno, the Greek God of food, milk, video games, and common sense. Thank you for coming to my awakening!" the Greek God baby spoke.

At that moment, I felt peace and was happy that we endured that drive down Thunderbird Rd.

[overcookedsushi]

Kill your Darlings

So I’ve been building a Freak Troupe for few years now...

Zey have not been really posted here, I don’t really use zis site as much as I really should, and I do plan on starting to bring ze rest of zem over…

It started as only nine, but ze numbers have been steadily increasing as more and more ideas flow and come to me…

Each freak possessing ze same rules:

1. Some kind of monster. Folklore, Cryptid, Fantasy… Ze more obscure ze better~ 2. Some kind of circus/freakshow/street sideshow or main attraction… 3. Some kind of hobby… Originally I had much more restriction on zis rule in particular, but I eventually let up on zese restrictions to give myself more options…

Zis zese rulesets, it vas originally just supposed to be some art exercises to help me develop better as an artist, but after ze 3rd and 4th ones… it became somezing so so much more to me Now zis all zat said, I have been vanting to make a character based around a Nuckelavee for a vhile now… Ze design is so fucking cool, I love how uncanny and lobsided zey are depicted as… It vas one of ze designs I vanted to make as ze original set of nine even… but it just never looked good to me… it alvays failed… and I tried so hard... viz so many iterations... and I vant to share zat story as a cautionary tale... -------------------- I do not have it on hand, but ze very first iteration vas basically half a torso on unicycle, viz sword hilt sticking out for head... (Unknown Monster)/Unicyclist/Forger as your elements... Ze design vas not developed enough to survive ze cutting room floor vhen ozer designs simply out shown it, so zen came ze first design I have records of...

Zis is vhen Nuckelavee and daredevil became inseperable in my mind, I vas convinced zis vas paring zat HAD to vork... But zis design in particular, ze horse felt to veak, ze rider bit to normal persay?... Scrapped.

V3 felt bit better, and honestly had I tried to vork bit more on zat horse zis is probably ze design I vould have ended up staying viz, but horses are hard... So vhat better decision to make zan to replace ze horse viz somezing I suck even more at draw?

Viz him being daredevil, having him have bike make sense to me... I really did love ze idea of ze bike being just rocket viz vheels, but cars and bikes are still a veak point for me...

I vould try to make ze bike bit more streamlined so references could help more... and I did like it... I still do... Big problem zough, ze Nuckelavee disappeared in zese iterations, it became more of a headless horseman... If I vas villing to separate Nuckelavee from boz Daredevil and ze idea of having bomb head, zen zis design also vould have been great... but I couldn't let go of ze ear vorm of an idea...

So I tried again... came up viz sketch zat yet again I vas super happy viz... but I could not for ze life of me get ze colour to look good or to pop in good vays... So I tried to make some big changes...

I tried to take ze same idea, same pose and give it different zeme... Again... despite loving it, it just didn't look quite right once I started to try and give it full render, so I scrapped it again and tried again...

Ze last one gave me ze idea of "Vhat if zis vas ze concept of ze Horseman of Var"? And idea created zis character... A cactus knight vielding a gun lance, whos spikes could put anyone in frenzy... Var vhere ever he vent... but it had anozer problem... Nuckelavee vas replaced viz headless horseman again... Daredevil vas replaced viz jousting... ze original idea of him being a drug addicted has been missing since he lost of bike... Eventually I had to ifnally admit to it... ze design vasn't fucking vorking... So I took all ze elements I vanted and gave zem new homes... My very first unicycle idea vill get ze daredevil idea... basically sticking half a mummy on one wheel and called it cast... basically a joke character... Ze Nuckelavee vill be saved for ze Horseman of War... Attached to a train, called "Engine of War" And ze new character I basically just created, tvisted and warped...

Weed Wacker... Dullahan/Jousting/Pumpkin Carving... Originally all ze cactus vas suppoed to be pumpkins, but zis is ze character zat replaced ze last iteration... Killing it... It only felt appropriate for zem to be vearing pieces from him like a trophy. I vorked on zis character for vell over year... so many times if I had been able to disconnect some ideas from eachozer I could have been done so much sooner... but I held onto one zought for so long... it caused ze death of so many designs zat vill likely never see ze light of day again... Alvays been open to huge changes... No idea is so precious it is immune to execution... Kill your darlings... it vill help you in ze long run.

#character design #original character #artist on tumblr #clown art #freakshow #dullahan #nuckelavee #Weed Wacker

[gloriabomfim]

Part 1: Sunshine's Zany Adventures

Montage 1: Sunshine becomes a wacky chef in a restaurant.

Sunshine dons a chef's hat and apron covered in colorful polka dots.

He juggles tomatoes and flips pancakes, creating a chaotic kitchen scene.

Sunshine (with a grin): "That's funny! Who's ready for a taste of my wild waffles?"

Montage 2: He takes on the role of a screwy scientist in a mad laboratory.

Sunshine mixes colorful liquids in test tubes, causing them to bubble over.

He attaches a propeller to a rubber chicken and watches it spin around.

Sunshine (with excitement): "That's funny! I've just invented the world's first rubber chickencopter!"

Montage 3: Sunshine becomes a zany circus performer.

He balances on a giant inflatable banana while juggling flaming marshmallows.

Sunshine rides a unicycle while wearing an oversized propeller beanie.

Sunshine (with glee): "That's funny! Step right up, folks, and witness the daring feats of the one and only Sunshine!"

Montage 4: He dresses up as a silly detective.

Sunshine examines a magnifying glass, but it turns out to be a comically large prop.

He interrogates a puppet suspect, asking absurd questions.

Sunshine (with faux seriousness): "That's funny! I suspect this puppet might be the mastermind behind the missing sock caper!"

Montage 5: Sunshine transforms into a funny superhero.

He sports a wild, mismatched costume with a cape made of shiny foil.

Sunshine performs exaggerated superhero poses, pretending to fly.

Sunshine (striking a pose): "That's funny! Fear not, citizens! Sunshine is here to save the day with laughter!"

Montage 6: He becomes a screwy game show host.

Sunshine spins a wheel with bizarre categories like "Giant Pickle Trivia."

He hands out rubber chickens as prizes to bewildered contestants.

Sunshine (with enthusiasm): "That's funny! Our next contestant will try to answer the question: 'How many feathers does a rubber chicken have?'"

Montage 7: Sunshine takes on the role of a crazy inventor.

He concocts a machine that turns spaghetti into spaghetti-flavored bubblegum.

Sunshine attaches springs to shoes, bouncing around the workshop.

Sunshine (grinning): "That's funny! Behold, my latest invention: the spaghetti-bubblegumulator!"

Montage 8: He joins a wacky dance troupe.

Sunshine performs absurd dance moves like the "Funky Chicken Cha-Cha."

He twirls around in a tutu while juggling rubber ducks.

Sunshine (dancing wildly): "That's funny! Let's get quacking on the dance floor!"

Montage 9: Sunshine becomes a zany stand-up comedian.

He delivers a rapid-fire series of puns and slapstick jokes.

The audience bursts into laughter as he tells one-liners with absurd punchlines.

Sunshine (with comedic timing): "That's funny! Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!"

Montage 10: He takes on the persona of a screwy explorer.

Sunshine embarks on an expedition to find the fabled "Silly-Saurus."

He maps out a route using a crayon and a map covered in doodles.

Sunshine (adventurous): "That's funny! Our quest for the Silly-Saurus begins now, fellow explorers!"

Montage 11: Sunshine becomes a wacky weatherman.

He points at a map with outrageous weather predictions like "Spaghetti Rain."

Sunshine uses a whoopee cushion as a prop during the forecast.

Sunshine (with a grin): "That's funny! Expect showers of giggles and a chance of silliness!"

Montage 12: He dresses up as a silly rock star.

Sunshine strums an air guitar and sings with exaggerated passion.

He wears sunglasses indoors and has a microphone made of a pool noodle.

Sunshine (rocking out): "That's funny! We're about to turn this place into a laughter-filled mosh pit!"

Montage 13: Sunshine becomes a crazy animal trainer.

He attempts to teach a group of rubber ducks to do circus tricks.

Sunshine communicates with imaginary animals using interpretive dance.

Sunshine (enthusiastic): "That's funny! Watch as my rubber duckies perform the world's smallest circus!"

Montage 14: He takes on the role of a zany news anchor.

Sunshine reports on "Breaking News: Sock Puppet Uprising."

He wears a tie with mismatched socks and uses a rubber chicken as a microphone.

Sunshine (news anchor style): "That's funny! In today's top story, sock puppets demand equal sock rights!"

Montage 15: Sunshine becomes a screwy magician.

He pulls oversized playing cards out of a top hat and makes them float.

Sunshine saws a rubber chicken in half, only for it to squawk and reassemble.

Sunshine (with dramatic flair): "That's funny! Prepare to be amazed by the wonders of zany magic!"

Montage 16: He joins a funny prank show as a contestant.

Sunshine plays outrageous pranks on unsuspecting victims.

He uses whoopee cushions, squirting flowers, and rubber chickens galore.

Sunshine (mischievous): "That's funny! Our next prank is sure to tickle your funny bone!"

Montage 17: Sunshine takes on the role of a wacky lifeguard.

He blows a kazoo instead of a whistle to alert swimmers.

Sunshine rides a giant rubber duck as his lifeguard platform.

Sunshine (vigilant): "That's funny! Safety first, folks! Remember to wear your water wings to the laughter pool!"

Montage 18: He becomes a zany fashion designer.

Sunshine creates outfits made entirely of candy wrappers and balloons.

He struts down the runway in a costume made of feathers and glitter.

Sunshine (fashionable): "That's funny! This season's hottest trend is the 'Laugh-tastic Look.'"

Montage 19: Sunshine dresses up as a screwy detective.

He magnifies fingerprints on a donut, thinking it's a vital clue.

Sunshine interrogates a rubber chicken as a key suspect.

Sunshine (serious and goofy): "That's funny! I have a hunch this case is egg-stremely puzzling!"

Montage 20: He takes on the role of a crazy taxi driver.

Sunshine's taxi is covered in flashing lights and oversized dice.

He navigates through a wacky city filled with giant props and surreal obstacles.

Sunshine (behind the wheel): "That's funny! Hold on tight, passengers! We're in for a wild, laughter-filled ride!"

Montage 21: Sunshine becomes a silly teacher.

He leads a classroom full of rubber duck students in arithmetic lessons.

Sunshine wears a dunce cap made of rubber chicken feathers.

Sunshine (educational): "That's funny! Today's lesson is 'Quackonomics 101'!"

Montage 22: He joins a wacky sports team.

Sunshine competes in unconventional sports like "Synchronized Silliness."

He wears a sports jersey with the number "0.5."

Sunshine (athletic): "That's funny! Get ready for a game of 'Extreme Tiddlywinks'!"

Montage 23: Sunshine becomes a screwy park ranger.

He uses a butterfly net to capture imaginary exotic animals.

Sunshine conducts guided tours through a forest of oversized flowers.

Sunshine (outdoorsy): "That's funny! Watch out for the rare and elusive 'Giggleberry Bush' on our nature walk!"

Montage 24: He takes on the persona of a funny astronaut.

Sunshine prepares for a mission in a spaceship made of cardboard boxes.

He floats around in a zero-gravity room, pretending to sip floating soda.

Sunshine (astronaut-style): "That's funny! Houston, we have a problem… of laughter!"

Montage 25: Sunshine becomes a zany tour guide.

He leads tourists through a house filled with optical illusions.

Sunshine wears a safari hat with a propeller on top.

Sunshine (guiding): "That's funny! Welcome to the 'House of Hilarity' – where reality takes a funny turn!"

Montage 26: He dresses up as a wacky artist.

Sunshine creates abstract paintings using spaghetti and rubber chickens.

He signs his masterpieces with a squiggly doodle instead of a signature.

Sunshine (artsy): "That's funny! Behold the latest masterpiece in 'Absurd Artistry'!"

Montage 27: Sunshine joins a silly game show as a contestant.

He competes in bizarre challenges like "Pie Eating with No Hands."

Sunshine wears a helmet with a propeller while attempting the challenges.

Sunshine (competitive): "That's funny! I'm here to win the 'Laughter Olympics'!"

Montage 28: He takes on the role of a screwy lifeguard at a chaotic water park.

Sunshine blows a party horn to signal the start of the waterslide rush.

He rides a rubber chicken down a waterslide, splashing into a pool of foam noodles.

Sunshine (lifeguard duty): "That's funny! Safety first, folks, even in the 'Pool of Noodle Nonsense'!"

Montage 29: Sunshine becomes a crazy inventor.

He constructs a machine that turns water into fizzy soda bubbles.

Sunshine invents a device that dispenses laughter on command.

Sunshine (inventive): "That's funny! With these gadgets, we're on the brink of 'Gigglevolution'!"

Montage 30: He dresses up as a zany superhero sidekick.

Sunshine wears a mismatched costume with a cape made of whoopee cushions.

He stands by the side of a serious superhero, trying to lighten the mood.

Sunshine (sidekick style): "That's funny! Together, we'll bring laughter and justice to this city, one rubber chicken at a time!"

#sunshine

[thadscorner]

It sucks being autistic, even a high-functioning one.  Arguably, it sucks more to be high-functioning on the spectrum, because you can understand what it is that you lack that would make you whole.

For example.  I have trouble meeting people’s eyes during conversation unless I know them well.  It’s a thing with me that I have to remind myself I do not live in a Dresden novel where I will instantly soulgaze anyone I lock gazes with.

If my routine is interrupted, my brain will start to hang the whole process until this is addressed.  Oh, you’re having a meeting and I need to empty your trash?  That’s cool, I’ll just...wait here until I see an opening.  It’s only recently that I’ve gotten better about that.

But the worst thing that I’m missing is a sense of balance on any two-wheeled vehicle.  Mopeds, bikes, of all sorts and types, have been tried.  Blood has been spilled upon asphalt, concrete, and gravel alike.  I can never ride a bike.  I lack those happy memories.

I bring this up because I saw someone riding a motorized unicycle on my walk to work, and my gut reaction was ‘That would be so cool to ride to work!’

Immediately the autistic part of my brain sat up and in a perfect Dr. Weird impression said "YOU FOOL, THAT WILL NEVER WORK!” It immediately triggered all my bad childhood memories of even attempting to ride a bike.  The rest of my brain, in a perfect Steve impression, went “Yeah, you’re right.”

#The self destructive part of my brain went 'but it would be so fun to try though!' #We don't talk to him much

[moprocrastinates]

🛒✨👀🧠(Jyn)?

JYN MY BELOVED

🛒: What are some common things you incorporate in your fics? Themes, feels, scenes, imagery, etc.

I really like friends-to-lovers, exploring ideas of love, making my characters creative, and adding as much detail and imagery as possible.

✨: give your writing a compliment.

I think my writing is good when I am super excited about my work. I'm good at writing angst, too.

👀: tell me about an up-and-coming wip?

I have three: "Run," "Climb," and an untitled one about Jyn and Cassian post-Endor. That one's gonna be a little long, maybe several chapters.

🧠: what's my favorite headcanon for a character (Jyn)?

I have several! She's bisexual, can ride a unicycle but not a two-wheel bike, has a love-hate friendship with Han Solo, has such a lead foot that she could probably win the Indy 500 if she wanted to, she was surprisingly shy when it came to beginning a relationship with Cassian BUT was the one to initiate the first kiss, and she's really good at making fancy cakes and pastries but can burn water.

#thank you ariana!!!! MUWAH (blowing you a kiss!)

[anderssongroth1]

Lance Armstrong Gets To Some Crash At Tour De France

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[hockeybutts]

Okay but what is your tagging? I love the energy it gives off but... what do they mean?

whew okay i lnew this day was coming and i still wasn’t prepared lol. well just go down the list of tags that pop up on mobile.

tiki bar connect four - one of TKs Team Certified ™️ nicknames is Tiki bar and my brain does word association when i hear names i can’t pronounce so konecny became connect which became connect four and then i smashed em together

blue wiggle - is from a fic written by the amazing @swedishgoaliemafia where Elias Pettersson is in fact the blue wiggle from The Wiggles. this fic made me like cry from laughing and thus petey was cursed to forever be the blue wiggle i Highly recommend reading this fic you won’t regret it

tchuchuckuchkuc - wasn’t me being unable to say last names this time! it was @thotckey this is exactly how she says tkachuk irl and how she spells it too. rip to the tkachuk family

phwuk - is the tag for ej because when that poor boy says fuck it comes out as phwuk because of the giant gap of missing teeth in the front , the tag is just to make fun of him ig

big.... big boy - these boys are Big and i feel the need to express how big they are (there used to be more in this tag idk what happened tho)

hockey ass is real and i am thankful - now that’s just self explanatory. i am a blog literally called hockeybutts. if i didn’t have a tag for hockey butt i’d be a fraud

rosy!! - cale makar has the sweetest rosy cheeks and i wanna squish ‘em , he’s just so non threatening looking i love him

and this one doesn’t show up but i think it deserves a spot:

chronic puppy face - its a tag of only haysie and geno bc those boys have the faces of like sad baby bassett hounds please send me players with more sad puppy faces

#the day to expose myself has come #the wiggle fic is called #my unicycle has one wheel #if youre interested #i should mention you only get a tag if it makes me hehehooha first #or you gotta have extra good boy points #in the case of rosy cheeks makar #elias pettersson #travis konecny #mathew tkachuk #brady tkachuk #eric johnson #cale makar #kevin hayes #evgeni malkin

[keyofjetwolf]

While the entire franchise somehow, inexplicably, lives to this day, the only part of it that deserves quarter-century immortality is the opening theme, and that is in fact a hill I will die on, come for me, weebs, COME FOR ME.

#jet wolf watches evangelion #the other day i was walking to doc's house #and i heard this theme rise in the background behind me #like HEARD heard not 'it's stuck in my head' heard #there was NO ONE AROUND #it was like three million degrees outside #it was surreal as fuck #then it turned out it was being played by some dude i've never seen before #on one of those single-wheeled electric things you know the ones i mean? #and he was playing this on what i can only assume is a portable speaker hooked to an mp3 player #he didn't stop #he didn't turn #he just putted on by on his weird unicycle thing #blasting a mid-90s anime theme song #then disappeared into the haze #IN MONTANA IN THE YEAR 2021 #anyway did i mention it's been a week because it really has

[crinkliedfries]

shoutout to my (step)dad, who has watched me walk through the door not once but at least three separate times with a new animal and has just. helped me set up a place for said animal(s) to stay. 

#personal post #and then the time that i got home from school and the second thing i said to him after i saw him was 'so someone wants to give us a snake' #the man really deserves a raise #to be fair though. he Did see the cat before my mom and i did and he was the one that told us he was there and everything #but this poor man. watched my mom and i walk through the door with an entire lizard + tank and just. helped me make sure it was set up right #for the lizard. this man is very good at just rolling with half of the things that happen #then again he Has had roughly 17 years(?? i don't remember exactly how old i was when we met him but. he's been here for as long as i can #remember) of watching everything happen so at this point he's just attaching training wheels and fire extinguishers to the on-fire unicycles #then again he ALSO did accidentally light a tree on fire and impressed the fire department because he managed to stretch the hose out to #put said fire out on his own when he was younger. and the time he made my mom's birthday cake into a miniature bonfire (on accident) so. #maybe that's just how it is

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

Since there's too many things about unicycles I'll narrow it down to one specific question:

If I tried to ride one in my living room would I 1000% run into everything, or would the approximately 8 by 10 foot section of available floor be enough to at least balance and wobble around a bit?

Now this is a great starting question!! And unfortunately an 8 by 10 foot section of living room would probably result in some broken furniture, depending on your skill level. Funny enough, if you were at the very beginning stage of learning, you might be fine. The first step with learning to unicycle is usually just getting accustomed to how it feels to balance on one, maybe make a few full wheel rotations while clinging onto a wall. This part is much easier if you have one hand on the wall and someone else to cling onto with the other hand. (There are also a ton of little technical tricks I tend to tell beginners to help them, but that's a lot of detail for a hypothetical question.)

The problem would be once you've moved past the figuring out how it feels stage. People think I'm crazy when I say this, but unicycles are surprisingly safe. I've actually gotten hurt worse and way more frequently riding a bike than a unicycle. I have fallen off a unicycle thousands of times, but the thing with unicycles is that people usually land on their feet. It's a bit difficult to explain without a demonstration, but I'll try with a comparison: so when you're about to fall off or crash a bike, it's not easy to hop off of it. Your legs are trapped by the frame, and it usually takes too much time and conscious effort to swing a leg over the seat and dismount in the split second when you realize something's going wrong. Unicycles don't have that problem. There's so much less stuff in the way that as soon as you start to feel it wobble, nothing is actually impeding the instinct to hop off. If you're not doing crazy tricks and just learning the basics, you're likely not going to hurt yourself

The reason that is a problem in a small space is because physics. All that momentum has to go somewhere and if you land upright then the momentum is going to go into the unicycle instead. I've seen riders land on their feet while their unicycles go skidding halfway across a gym. Unicycles that have seen some use are often covered in scuff marks. It's not a problem in a more open area, but a living room might not end so happily. Plus, once you start getting the hang of it, you'd want a larger section of wall than just 10ft to keep going.

I know this is a lot of technicalities, but thank you so much for sending this. Anyone else who managed to read this, please send me unicycle questions. I know so much about them, I love talking about them so much.

#this got long #but it's such a good question that I can give a good solid answer to #i know there's an anon with a longer unicycle question but today didn't go as planned so I'll try and get to it tomorrow #in which i say things #unicycles #ask