hockeybutts
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Scout, 23 ace queer | mullet connoisseur |absolutely no loyalty to any teams, loyalty to that ass tho (i follow back from @scoutwashere)
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Call him fermentation weight the way he presses my pickle
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Shout-out to my hockey mutuals who will post a picture of the most fuck-ugly man you've ever seen in your life with the caption "babygirl".
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caught myself telling someone at work that the reason yogurt tastes different in certain parts of Northern Europe is bc they use a different bacteria to culture it (I’m really into food preservation processes) and I really just felt like:
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WDYM NICO DID A PUSH UP THEN BLACKFLIP??????
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The main reason NHL goalies have face cages on their masks is to keep them healthy; otherwise their teammates would open mouth kiss them with tongue after every win, and the spread of germs would get out of control.
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"we were at ikea for two hours yesterday"
suddenly this makes a lot more sense:
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