#in the case of rosy cheeks makar

[hockeybutts]

Okay but what is your tagging? I love the energy it gives off but... what do they mean?

whew okay i lnew this day was coming and i still wasn’t prepared lol. well just go down the list of tags that pop up on mobile.

tiki bar connect four - one of TKs Team Certified ™️ nicknames is Tiki bar and my brain does word association when i hear names i can’t pronounce so konecny became connect which became connect four and then i smashed em together

blue wiggle - is from a fic written by the amazing @swedishgoaliemafia where Elias Pettersson is in fact the blue wiggle from The Wiggles. this fic made me like cry from laughing and thus petey was cursed to forever be the blue wiggle i Highly recommend reading this fic you won’t regret it

tchuchuckuchkuc - wasn’t me being unable to say last names this time! it was @thotckey this is exactly how she says tkachuk irl and how she spells it too. rip to the tkachuk family

phwuk - is the tag for ej because when that poor boy says fuck it comes out as phwuk because of the giant gap of missing teeth in the front , the tag is just to make fun of him ig

big.... big boy - these boys are Big and i feel the need to express how big they are (there used to be more in this tag idk what happened tho)

hockey ass is real and i am thankful - now that’s just self explanatory. i am a blog literally called hockeybutts. if i didn’t have a tag for hockey butt i’d be a fraud

rosy!! - cale makar has the sweetest rosy cheeks and i wanna squish ‘em , he’s just so non threatening looking i love him

and this one doesn’t show up but i think it deserves a spot:

chronic puppy face - its a tag of only haysie and geno bc those boys have the faces of like sad baby bassett hounds please send me players with more sad puppy faces

#the day to expose myself has come #the wiggle fic is called #my unicycle has one wheel #if youre interested #i should mention you only get a tag if it makes me hehehooha first #or you gotta have extra good boy points #in the case of rosy cheeks makar #elias pettersson #travis konecny #mathew tkachuk #brady tkachuk #eric johnson #cale makar #kevin hayes #evgeni malkin