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ihathbenobiwankenobied · 1 year

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Headcanon that Cody and Obi-Wan flirt a lot and don't make any effort to conceal their relationship, but don't confirm it, so the whole GAR thinks they don't know that they are in love with each other. So one night Rex pulls some strings to get all the troopers out of the mess hall on the Negotiator and the 501st and 212th set up a candle lit dinner to try and get them to see how in love they are with each other. Everyone cries when they kiss and keep congratulating them on finally getting together over the next week. Later Cody comes to Rex all fucking embarassed to tell him that he and Obi-Wan have been together for over a year and they thought everyone already knew.

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freesia-writes · 10 months

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Ok here you go. I love these drunken headcannons about the Batch. (would insert a link if I could) But I would love to hear some more black out drunk headcannons of our beloved Commanders and Captains. (Cody, Wolffe, Fox, Howzer, Gregor, Bly, Rex... I don't know are there more? You can choose ;))

Love ya!

Hmmmmmmmm I will do my best. <3 But I feel wildly unqualified because I really don't know Cody/Wolffe/Bly/Fox yet. Need to re-watch and read more stuff here. So I'll take a shot in the dark. I've read some of the others but I can't remember any specifics, hahaha! So forgive me if I repeat any ideas already shared -- we do have a collective consciousness about these guys anyway, don't we? :D Slightly NSFW below the cut!

Cody - starts texting Obi-Wan with increasingly hilarious (and inappropriate) suggestions of how to be more efficient on missions. Sits in the corner of the bar, typing like a madman and giggling uncontrollably to himself. Someone approaches to ask how he's doing and he stifles it real quick, shoving the comm in his pocket and looking way too stern all of a sudden, pretending like he's totally normal (or trying).

Wolffe - hmmm. I'm thinking about Rebels Wolffe here. I think he'd start telling jokes that go from cringey cheesy to hilariously dirty, and the glint in his eye would be accentuated by his scar and cybernetic eye. He'd get Gregor-level eyebrow waggles. And girls would start hitting on him and he'd be like, "Oh, what's this? My bad! Yes, come on ladies, there's room for all of you." XD

Fox - dang, I don't know this guy at all, so I'm gonna be boringly cliche and say he'd start shit-talking Palpatine like no other, from silly things to stuff that has the clones with him looking around nervously and telling him to be quiet. He would probably piss on something of Palpatine's on his way home for the night, too. Or teabag his desk or somethin.

Howzer - mmmm. My sweet boy. Shiny Howzer would be VERY different, but grown Howzer… if he got that drunk… hm. I can see him doing karaoke. Singing stuff like the "I would walk 500 miles" song (I'm Gonna Be is the real name) and getting the whole bar to join in, and then the next morning his squadmates are teasing him about what a charismatic entertainer he was and he's absolutely refuses to believe them (but is secretly pleased inside, LOL). He's completely oblivious to the [HORDES] of women (and men and non-human sentients and every other identification) hitting on him all night and is just focused on having a damn blast. He'd wake up with lipstick marks on his face FOR SURE.

Gregor - (sorry, this is gonna have some language). I would love to be here for this one. ;) You thought he giggled and smiled a lot when he was sober? BUCKLE UP BITCHES. He's gonna be telling stories that he can only remember HALF of and can actually verbalize even LESS of because he's laughing himself to tears and gasping for air between the words so much that you can't discern what the FUCK he was talking about anymore, but you find yourself giggling too because he's just having such a good time and you can't help but be carried along. He would find the most random people at the bar and instantly become their best friend, buying them a drink and proclaiming them to be the greatest person in the galaxy. Him and Howzer at the same bar would be… oh my gosh… the bar would spontaneously combust. I NEED TO WRITE THIS.

Bly - dang, I don't know this chap much either, so again gonna play it safe and say he'd be texting Aayla about how much he wants to motorboat her securas and shroom tat his own face with her lekku. Every time it happens he gets another ridiculously lewd and hilarious tattoo in a place that only she will see… I absolutely can't think of ONE but you know what I'm talkin about. ;)

Rex - precious man. He'd be pretty subtle at first -- feeling super buzzed but able to hide it really well -- and would start commanding his boys in increasingly ridiculous ways, or calling them out on stuff they thought he didn't know about, and they'd be getting increasingly nervous and panicked and sweaty until he goes too far and they realize he's trashed and totally joking. But then they turn it on him and start telling random girls "Hey that guy's been staring at you all night" and laughing their asses off as girls approach him and he has his awkward panic. I don't see Rex as a one night stand kind of guy. And not a word of any of this is shared the day after.

and MAYDAY - mwahahaha. You just KNOW this guy is the most subtle drunk at the bar. His humor is so dry that it goes over half the people's heads, and his pickup lines to girls either have them wrinkling their nose (most of the time) or laughing and leaning in because they're just as snarky as he is (rarely). I think he's all about business on duty, with a thick layer of sarcasm on top of it all, but when he's a free man and under the influence he's making out with girls in the refresher and telling them to pull his hair. ;) Probably arm wrestling occasionally, and is totally understated about it (not a lot of bravado) but wins almost all the time.

Sorry it wasn't too terribly NSFW. ;)

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transrevolutions · 2 years

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Out of curiosity, do you have any other characters that you personally headcannon as asexual?

Quite a few, actually!

(I uh. discuss sex in this ask. Obviously. Nothing graphic though.)

~Enjolras (Les Miserables)- asexuality basically canon, shown in text to have no interest in sexual relationships, I see him as aroace. Grantaire is bi and definitely romantically into him, but their relationship is queerplatonic in my modern AU.

~Annabeth Chase (PJO)- aroace as well, Percy's dynamic with Rachel works better romantically and the scene with Luke in TLO has massive "I'm just figuring out I don't feel romantic attraction" vibes. Contradicted in canon but who cares.

~Katniss Everdeen (THG)- demisexual, has some textual support. She's really not into Peeta at all until they are already very close and have been through a lot, and it's implied she wasn't interested in anyone up until that point.

~Tris Prior (Divergent)- implied greysexual in canon, sometimes sex repulsed. It definitely fluctuates, and there is a point in canon where they have sex and enjoy it. I think it comes and goes for them. (I also hc them as non-binary! This isn't canon though lol)

~Four (Divergent)- demisexual. In the same boat as Tris here, though not canon. Sex is weird for Abnegation kids, I think. (Someday I'll make a separate post for my feelings about Abnegation.) He'd probably try to push through it to be Dauntless Enough™ but wouldn't really get anything out of it until he's in a steady relationship.

~Newt (TMR) is asexual, and this one is just because I said so. He simply has the vibes. He's gay in canon, but you can be gay and asexual so it all works out.

~Obi Wan Kenobi (Star Wars). Massive aroace. No canonical love interest (we don't count the thing in TCW) and little patience for romance-based bullshit. Amazingly oblivious to Anakin's growingly obvious romantic involvement with Padme (who he also works closely with). This is relevant because I, an aroace, am often completely unaware of my friends' love lives until they tell me very specifically. Multiple times, sometimes.

~Sejanus Plinth (THG/TBOSAS) is a bit complicated. I see him as asexual but demiromantic, and in an AU where he survives, I don't think he'd be into romance. From TBOSAS I feel like there's subtext that he has romantic-ish feelings for Snow, but uh. Obviously those do Not go anywhere because Snow betrays him and joins the fascist government he hates and he dies in canon anyways. I think if he lived, though, he wouldn't want to deal with being fucked over like that again. A trauma thing, probably.

~Bean (Ender's Game) in a world where he wasn't shat on from birth would be here as an asexual, possibly aromantic. Canonically, as a youngish teen, he has extreme asychronicity (headcanon but pretty canon-supported) and he's got a tendency to latch onto older/authority figures. As a kid, he latches onto Ender, not necessarily in a romantic way (and certainly not a sexual one, he's like. nine years old.) but in a weird parasocial way nonetheless. Later, when he's older, he latches onto Petra, almost obsessively. This might just be weird writing on the author's part because the author of the books has weird views about women, but I choose to interpret it not as Bean being a creep but as Bean coping with trauma in the only way he knows how. In canon, Bean and Petra have kids. In an AU where a) Bean wasn't traumatized his entire childhood and b) Bean didn't have a terminal disease, I don't think he'd be into Petra either way. Maybe he'd get together romantically or queerplatonically with Suriyawong, maybe not.

This got very long. Hope this was what you were looking for!

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that-one-weeb-but-starwars · 3 years

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Master List

Hey! This is a master list! Enjoy it! If you want!

This blog is basically deactivated, but I kept it activated for all your guys sake

Pink is a 18+ headcannon or smut story

Male implied readers will have '◇'

While female implied readers will have a '♧'

While not really implied gender is '♧/◇'

Prompt Master list:

Kinktober 2021

Random Headcannons

Halloween Headcannons with every star wars character (no reader)

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝔟𝔞𝔡 𝔟𝔦𝔱𝔠𝔥- ℑ 𝔪𝔢𝔞𝔫 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔅𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔠𝔥

Hunter

♧ Life with Him

♧ NSFW Headcanons

♧ Omega

♧ For all the Rough days

♧ Doll

♧ To My Future Child/ pt 2

◇For your eyes only

♧ One Night

◇ They Met in the rain

◇ The cold

Tech

♧ Clones and Lightsabers

♧ Tech Talk 18+

♧ NSFW Headcanons

◇ I can't do much but I will help

♧ Cantina (18+)

Wrecker

♧ Flowers

♧ NSFW Alphabet

♧ Strong Muscles Stronger Gut

♧Well if You want to be with him!

♧/◇ Dating Wrecker Headcanons

♧ Lingerie

◇ Pretty

Crosshair

♧ I see her at night

♧ Crosshair becoming a dad but I make it as Sad as possible

♧ Crosshair attempting to be your boyfriend headcanons

♧ A Wedding

♧ she left me, ft hunter

♧ How many more people can I lose (extremely angsty please be advised) / part two, not as angsty

♧ tied up

◇ of course I love you

Echo

♧ NSFW Headcanons

◇ Not So Different

♧ a sweet reunion

◇ My love | 2 | 3 | 3.5 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13

Omega (but only parenting or like friendship)

◇ Fairy Gone Wild

♧ I'm Omega

♧ Help a sister Out? And Maybe all her brothers

◇ A preformance

Bad Batch Headcanons / just all batch stories

♧/◇ Omega ask you to sing to her but everyone listens

The Bad Batch in a Haunted house (no reader just bad batch)

♧ Safety First

♧ The Bad Batches Favorite way to Treat you NSFW

𝕲𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝕺𝖑𝖉 𝕽𝖊𝖌s

99 (all strictly parently and sweet because I can literally just not stop thinking about him as a dad or that one grandpa and is he considered a reg?)

♧ Sweet 99 headcanons

Rex

♧ Secret Relationship Headcanons

◇ Hyperspace eyes | 2 | 3

♧Before I go I love you

◇ call me yours

◇ Snow | 2 | 3 | 4

Cody

♧ Oblivious

Fives

♧ A Short Drabble I never named lmao my bad

♧ Umbara: 1/ (ongoing)

◇ Railing Fives headcanons

Echo (basically pre bad batch)

♧ I lost you once and I won't lose you again

♧ NSFW Headcanons

Jesse

Gregor

♧ Good Morning

Tup

♧ wait-did we?! NO

♧ A Ball

Dogma

◇ Restless

♧ Supply Closet

Howzer

♧The sniper

501st Headcanons

♧ Baby-sitting the 501st because Anakin had to go on a mission

If Star Wars Characters went to Disneyland| 501st style (no reader just 501st)

𝕵𝖊𝖉𝖎 𝕳𝖔𝖊𝖘

Anakin

Obi-wan

Ashoka

Plo-Koon

♧ At the End of the War

Kanan

Ezra

Luke

Cal

𝕾𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝕭𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖘

Maul

♧ Seeing Maul after a long time

♧ The one time Maul loved

♧ Just how things are

Savage Opress

♧ A Marriage Arrangement with death: 1 / 2 / 3 / 3.5 / 4 (On-going)

Ventress

Grevious (not really but sure-)

Dooku (another totally only dad vibes)

Darth Vader

Kylo Ren

𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝕴 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖓𝖔 𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖆 𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖚𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝕷𝖆𝖇𝖊𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖒 𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗

Mando/Din/ (ya'll know who Im talking about)

Padame

Boba Fett

♧ You must be this tall to Hunt (tcw age)

Feral (my man hit different, not sorry)

Viscus (dilf-)

General Hux

Satine (that's right ur stealin obi-wans girl or your a sister- I don't know yet)

Cade Bane (i love myself a cowboy-)

♧ Cellmates

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