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dibs-on-holland-blog · 6 years

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Honestly Feel So Attacked Right Now

Request: Can I request a scenario with Tom bringing his girlfriend (that’s also an intern at Marvel) to meet the Avengers cast since she’s such a big fan?

Pairing: Tom Holland x reader

“All I’m saying is that I cannot believe that Chris Evans is single” you said, a hint of disbelief in your voice.

“And I, on the other hand, cannot believe I’m having this conversation with you” Tom said, shaking his head and laughing at you.

“Come on, you know I don’t mean it in a weird way, I’m just saying” you said, fidgeting in your seat.

“I know, darling. I’d totally marry Chris” he said without even thinking twice about it. Sometimes you couldn’t help but wonder what this boy thinks about in his spare time.

“You know, that statement doesn’t even surprise me? I can’t believe it’s been three months already since I started the internship” you said, smiling, clapping your hands excitedly.

“Yep, three long months and you still haven’t met any of the avengers” he said patronisingly, nudging you with his elbow delicately.

“Oh you’re right, because you’re not even a proper Avenger” you said, teasing him right back and earning a dirty look from Tom before continuing “I’m just kidding, you dafty. Anyway that’s a lie because I met RDJ last week”.

“I know, love; I’m just teasing.” he told you with a smirk plastered on his lip as you rolled your eyes and reached over to the coffee table to take your glass “How would you feel about meeting them later?”

You choked on the water you were drinking and looked at him, wide-eyed “Today? Tom I am in SWEATS”

He laughed at your panic-stricken face and you hit him over the shoulder jokingly, “Shut up. How long do I have?”

“About- 45 minutes” he said, glancing at the silver watch on his wrist.

“Oh my God” you said, more to yourself than to him as you were already up and walking towards the bathroom to do your makeup and put on a pair of jeans and a halter-neck top.

“Where we meeting them?” you asked, grabbing your coat off the hanger beside the front door and slipping your shoes on.

“Roberts.” he said as he was tying the shoelaces of his Chuck Taylor’s “and everyone is already there, we’re going to be fashionably late”

“Oh no” you complained silently; you didn’t like being the centre of attention and you know that when you and Tom would walk in everyone would stare because you’d be the lasts ones there.

“It’s fine, darling” he said soothingly as he took your hand and you walked down from your apartment down to the car. You sat in the passenger seat, unable to sit still, you kept twisting this way and that way, out of stress, fidgeting with your hand, clicking buttons on the radio, checking your phone every five minutes. When you got the the grand house which was Roberts’ you had a mini meltdown and Tom had to take your hand and rub it with his thumb as you two walked up to the front door, your ears ringing and not listening to Tom telling you it’s fine. You felt a mixture of excitement and nerves, but obviously you had to act professional, these are just people.

“Hi there, nice of you to finally show up” Robert said, answering the door after Tom rapped on it with the silver knocker.

“A Queen is never late, everyone else is simply early, Robert” Tom said to him as he rolled his eyes and looked at you, gesturing at Tom in a ‘what’s with this guy’ manner, causing you to giggle silently.

“Look who arrived!” Robert exclaimed as he walked into his vast living room, you and Tom walking in behind him, your eyes meeting the Avengers cast, each and every one of them greeting you with a warm smile, which you gladly reciprocate.

“So this is Y/N, I think I speak for all of us when I say that I feel like I know you so well, Tom just can’t seem to be able to shut up about you, ever” Chris said, putting stress on the last word, causing everyone to laugh and nod in agreement.

“But I must say, out of all the shit he talks about, you’re the only thing which doesn’t make me want to kill him” Anthony said. You watched your fair share of interviews of Anthony in which he says Tom is annoying and an ‘asshole’, so to hear him say that made your little heart feel warm.

“Oh really? Oh Tommy, is that true?” you asked, teasingly, earning a deep sign from him and a look of ‘why did I come here’.

“Our boy gets little heart eyes whenever he talks about you” Mark told you, looking at Tom, who was now bright red in the face.

“Okay I came here to have a good time and I honestly feel so attacked right now” Tom said, tightening his grip on your hand a teenie bit, the tips of his ears crimson.

“They grow up so fast” Robert said, wiping a fake tear from his eye.

“Okay guys, that’s it, let’s cut the cheque here” Tom said, but it came out more like a whisper, assumingly from embarrassment. Anthony threw him a look, considering that’s exclusively his line.

“Oh come on Tommy, let us embarrass you some more. Wait Robert, do you have juice boxes in your fridge?” Sebastian asked, obviously teasing Tom and that made you laugh because Tom is so easily wound up.

“Come on Y/N, have a seat right here,” Sebastian continued as he patted the space in between him and Chris “and tell us some juicy stories about Tom.”

“Guys please” Tom said as you started walking over to the sofa, flashing him a quick cheeky grin.

“Shhh Tommy, you sit beside Robert” Chris told him, pointing to the couch opposite the one you were now sitting on.

“This is downright abuse” he said, a hint of a smile in the corner of his lips, you knew he was happy you were getting along with the crew, even if it meant a few laughs at his expense.

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bcmbshcll · 7 years

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⌜ * ☆ SCOTTISH SLANG WORDS/PHRASES MASTERLIST

i won’t lie, i rarely use these words/phrases just because where i’m from which is the capital, but where i live a lot of people use it, i was brought up in a a little better area before moving to where i am now, with that being said I just wanted to create a master list of things we say, it all really depends where you’re from as well, so if you’re creating a character from Glasgow you’d give that character a really rough scottish voice and use some scottish slang and that would be called glaswegian, and when you go further up the country the more of these words you’ll most likely here. so just keep in mind not every scottish person speaks like this it depends where you base your character from.

aye — this is pronounced like eye, it means yes.

a, ah — means, I

a wiz like — means, I was like

am no — means, I’m not

a(h)naw — means, as well

aboot — means, about

aff yer heed — means, off your head

aw — means, all

a am’ nae — means, i am not

amen’t ah — means, aren’t I

baccy — means, tobacco

bairn — means, child

bampot — i included this bc a tv show had it and actually put up a subtitle saying whit it meant, it means idiot.

banger — firework, but also penis. away you ‘nd chew ma banger.

batter — to beat up

bawbag — have ye heard of hurricane bawbag ?? it means scrotum.

baws — balls.

bawheid — ballhead

boaby — police

boggin — smellin, dirty, that’s boggin

bolt — go away.

buckie — gOT MA BOTTLE OF BUCKIE AND A FIVER DEAL. scottish finest that is buckfast.

burd — girlfriend

cannae — cannot

chum — you gonna chum me to the shops ?? to accompany

claes — clothes

cauld — cold

cummoan — come on

da — dad

dafty — ya dafty, someone is being dumb and silly

dinnae — don’t

diddy — did he?

dingy — to ignore

div — yer a div, an idiot

doon — down, as long as yer haudin’ me doon, doon, doon.... scottish 5h anyone??

dinna ken — don’t know

dug — dog

eh — what ??

empty — when yer parent’s are oot of toon, you’ve got an empty for the night have a fuckin’ party

fae — from

fag — cigarette

fanny — vagina, but used as an insult, hERE YOU UR A FUCKIN FANNY.

feart — scared

fitba — football/soccer

gaff — house

gan — go

Gaun yersel' - Congratulations gammie - An injured body part ("Canny play, I've got a gammie leg") gaun - going ("am gaun hame"), or, go on/and ("gaun shut the fuck up) gantin'/Gaggin' fur it - begging for - (See her, she's pure gantin' fur sex)

glasgae — glasgow

goat — got

gonnae no dae that — please don’t do that, gonnae no dae that, why? just gonnae no.

gob — mouth, keep yer gob shut

greet — am gonnae greet, i’m going to cry

hame — home

hen — right naw do i look like a fucking chicken?? its our way of saying how are you love, but we say how are ye hen?

hoose — house

how? — why?

how no? — why not?

isnae — is not

jag/jab — injection/punch

janny — janitor

knob — penis

laddie — boy

lecky — electricity

lassie — girl

lugs — ears

mair — more

maist — most

maw/ma — mum

messages — groceries/shopping

mental — insane

mibay — maybe

midden — mess

minger — messy, dirty, smelly person

mink — unhygienic person.

mon(moan) then — challenge to fight

the morn/the morns morning — tomorrow/tomorrow morning

munter — ugly person

nae danger — no chance

naw — no

ned — troublemaker (chav)

nippin — stinging

numpty — the loving way to call someone an idiot

nut — no

oaf — off

Och awa' an' dinna talk pish - You're talking a load of rubbish

oan yer bike/trolley — go away

oot — out

oot yer nut — drunk

pan — pan ma windeez in, break my windows in

pish — piss

pished/plastered — drunk

polis — police

plenty — enough

pure — very, totally

quality — amazing, brilliant

radge — crazy or angry

rat-arsed — lets get drunk

reek — smell bad

raging — angry

scheme — council housing

scooby — clue (no clue)

scram — go away

scran — to eat

sesh — to go out drinking

shan — shame

shite — poo

simmer — calm down

skelp — to hit someone

skint — broke af aka me

solid — hard/tough

speccy — to describe someone who wears glasses

square go — to fight

swally — swallow

tad — tiny bit (it’s a tad small i say when i look at his penis)

tae — to

talking oot yer fanny lips — lying

tan — smash

wallap (wa-lup) – to hit someone/thing

wan / ane — one

wank — short for wanker, wank, wank, good guy, wank, wank or when a male decides he wants tae cum but he’s got naewan, so he goes for a wank

weegie — someone from glasgow

whae — with?

whit/wit? — what?

windaez — windows

yeez — yous

yer — your

#masterlist #mine #character help #rph #rpt #rpc

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