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#musical theater shitpost
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no in all seriousness my roman empire is the fact that phantom of the opera actually closed on broadway. like some motherfucker actually did that 😭
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bluciusmacaw · 10 months
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Musicals really are peak media… like theyre constantly anti capitalist, unapologetically real, and they got singing and dancing to fun little songs!!! Go white boys go!!! Soak every sucka that you can!!! Get stoned in that basement!!! Be that fucked up girl!!! yippee!!! YIPPEEE!!!
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every opera and/or musical production would be made funnier/possibly better if you had one of the characters give a powerpoint presentation
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livelaughlovechai · 8 months
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Guess who changed her whole fucking theme cause of a movie?
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teklarain · 6 months
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sometimes you just gotta put your phone on dnd and sing an entire musical.
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violetheart77 · 2 years
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Wake up Theatre Kids new drama just dropped
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thatsgazebo · 5 months
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Lord of the Flies: the Musical
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girlpog · 9 months
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Look, we in no shape or form need a sequel to Barbie or a toy cinematic universe. That is a horrible idea actually. BUT I think we should make a Barbie the Movie: the Musical stage show. I’m just Ken is a banger!! Let’s do like 10 more of those!!!
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feralshadowdemon · 3 months
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au with teen skk where chuuya's a musical theater kid and dazai also is one and
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The Phantom of the Opera, but his mask is a fursuit head
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willsolacesshoelaces · 10 months
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"We should rename the drama club to ADHD: The Musical."
-My Theatre Director during the process of rehearsing LSOH
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erik: you are in no danger, so long as you do not touch the mask.
christine, for some fucking reason:
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lettuceflower · 8 months
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stewart clarke singing about dion and terence being in love at the ff16 panel in front of hundreds of people was not on my bingo card, and yet
please just watch it lol <-
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I was busy
what I was busy doing [ extremely important for everything ever and always and and and um very important]:
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noelletism · 2 years
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RTC Headcanons for a cyclone-free AU except it’s a lot of projection
- Ricky had a warrior cats phase
- No elaboration
- The group learned a little Ukrainian for Mischa and learned ASL for Ricky
- Constance loves to crochet
- She makes gifts for EVERYONE
- Headbands for Ocean, sweaters for Ricky’s cats, a slip dress for Noel, etc etc
- They all joined the choir for different reasons
- For Ocean, it was her love of music and desire to get away from her parent
- For Mischa, it was escapism from his abusive adopted parents, but he just said singing helped his rap career
- For Constance, it was time away from her family and new friends
- For Noel, it was his love of songwriting and poetry. Choir was such an underrated art form and even though he pretended to hate some people in the choir, it was becoming his favorite thing a
- For Ricky, Ocean dragged him along (canon)
- Nobody knows why Penny originally joined, but she’s one of the happiest ones there
- Ricky, Penny, Noel, and Ocean are all autistic
- Ocean was basically diagnosed by the group
- Similarly, Ocean has never been to a real doctor and has never been vaccinated
- The group is not having that shit and immediately drags her ass to the nearest clinic (1 hour away)
- Group road trip !! but everyone is annoyed at Ocean’s family !!
- Babes has been fed all the propaganda by her hippie ass parents so they all make fun of her on the way
- “Ocean, you and half of your friends are autistic what the hell do you mean you don’t wanna ‘become autistic?’” - Noel
- She’s lying out her ass abt the conspiracy theories; she’s way too smart to actually believe them
- Ocean is just very scared of needles
- me too babes me too
- this is 1000% projection and also how I cope
- She has chronic anxiety in general about school and her future but needles are the worst of her triggers
- She ended up telling the group about her needle phobia after denying it for a whole hour
- Constance squeezes her hand and Penny plays with her hair to get her to relax
- They all go to Dairy Queen after (she gets a treat she’s been a very brave little girl /tiktokaudio can we get a tiktok reference tone tag? Please?)
- The choir loves to have baking competitions
- Obviously Constance wins but goddamn Mischa is a FIEND in the kitchen as well
- Omfg sleepovers with these guys are straight out of old teen movies. I’m talking braid trains, movies, gossiping, the works
- Ricky is in the front (physically can’t braid)
- Ocean is in the back (tenderheaded and also hates being called Pippi Longstocking)
- Penny is the best braider and also loves having her hair braided
- Penny’s love language is physical touch
- She will literally hug anyone and everyone and loves playing with people’s hands and hair
- Penny is everyone’s comfort person
- Feeling anxious?? talk to Penny
- Missing home?? talk to Penny
- Mischa is almost always at Noel’s house
- Both for gay reasons and Mischa needing an escape
- Penny probably has a “weird” pet, like a rat or a lizard
- There is a group tiktok under stcasschamber
- There is zero monitoring and it’s essentially a shitpost page
That is all for right now
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