It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
IVE SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN. NOTHING ITS HARDER THAN LISTENING TO A SONG THAT YOU USED TO LISTEN TO WHEN YOU WERE IN SURVIVAL MODE TRAUMA RECOVERY.
like I’ll be like oh I haven’t heard this one in a while! This’ll be fun-BAM. August 2nd, 2023. It is 4pm and I have just woken up. Time to turn all the lights off close the blinds put my headphones on and become completely nonexistent. I haven’t conditioned my hair in a week. I have six nightmares a night. I wake up in a cold sweat multiple times. I either eat all day or don’t eat at all. I live off of the same movie every day. I cannot look in a mirror and I cannot sleep with my closet door open-
“The phantom of the opera will kill and kill again…”
“He kills without a thought, he murders all that’s good…”
“Can I ever escape from that face so distorted deformed it was hardly a face…”
“BUT-”
I love watching Phantom where the Raoul is giving it his all and is trying his best to be a good boyfriend and yet Christine is still visually conflicted on choosing him or the literal murderer that lives underground.
Just asked my ten year old brother to name three phantom of the opera characters and he went “the phantom, Christine, and that little boy who went to jail for killing his mother” Raoul is there something you would like to tell us
I’m sitting here wondering what would happen if Erik and Christine sat down in a living room or something and had an actual conversation. Like not with Erik as the angel of music. Or phantom. No violence or threats involved. Just Erik and Christine. Talking.
“so erik…what did you do yesterday?”
“I think I may have killed someone. but I’m very sorry. what about you”
It's not Christmas until I've watched gonzo the muppet cosplay as charles dickens and narrate a christmas carol with his rat boyfriend (which starts with all the muppets calling ebenezer scrooge mr bitchfuck or something)
there's never been a better set of credits ever in a film than "gonzo the great as charles dickens", followed up immediately by "rizzo the rat as himself" and then "michael caine as scrooge"
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