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willsolacesshoelaces · 10 months
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"We should rename the drama club to ADHD: The Musical."
-My Theatre Director during the process of rehearsing LSOH
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henrysglock · 9 months
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pinterest knows what’s what 💀💀💀💀
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loadmysoul · 1 year
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If Jodio’s catchphrase isn’t “this ain’t my first Jodio” I’m going to RIOT.
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sentientsky · 4 months
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omg wait. this is a sideblog, right? so am i actually showing up as a mutual on anyone’s page?? my little purble friendship bracelets!
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moved-to-piersgender · 6 months
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Like seriously could you imagine if there was a Normal/Ice Siberan tiger looking cat that produces a slightly fucked up Fire/Ice liger egg if placed in the daycare with a male Pyroar
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cosmicsmoothie · 1 year
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quick reminder that its on sight with makima fans. you stay out of my house. i hate that smug bitch and i wont stand for her apologists.
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eayenartsofficial · 1 year
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THE MADNESS DECIDED TO DRIVE ME INSANE AGAIN NUAAWW
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grungepoetica · 1 year
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ever have a day when you just stare at the wall and
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bookwyrminspiration · 3 months
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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good-to-drive · 8 months
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It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it
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Forgot to post this today
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That idea was mcr btw
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henrysglock · 10 months
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I’m a day late, but happy Fathers’ Day to Henward and their government-assigned mini-me.
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the-dragon-girl-27 · 2 months
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It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.
Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.
you are greeted by...... her
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communistcephalopod · 6 months
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🌊 lugias-sopping-anus
Can't stand how people will learn that humans are related to Pokemon and somehow come to the conclusion that different people are different types. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
🍑 pechaberrysoda
there are literally so many fighting type people what are you even talking about lmao
🌊 lugias-sopping-anus
Your genetic make up doesn't just magically change type because you took a karate class. Do you also think your Charizard is a Grass type now because it learnt Solar Beam?
✨ ace-trainer-luna
But aren't Psychic type people a thing? Some humans have telekinetic powers, I'm pretty sure there are a few gym leaders who have them. There are even rare cases of children born with psychic abilities.
🌸 cynthiasfuturewife
that's still just learning moves
🌌 mistyterrain
As an actual Psychic type, this post is really disheartening to see. The fact that people who still refuse to acknowledge the existence of psychics are so common is just shocking. We exist!
☣ deathtounova
no one's refusing to acknowledge the existence of shit, you just don't know how types work
🌌 mistyterrain
The sheer ignorance on display here, it's obvious you're just mad you're a normal type lol.
☣ deathtounova
how bout i karate chop your ass and we'll see how "not very effective" it is
🌌 mistyterrain
Typical physical attacker brutishness, resorting to violence as usual
🦧 return-to-mankey
didn't you claim you manifested the kyogre disaster in hoenn?
⚡ electrictypesfuckyeah
WHAT
🥀 cradilyzone
Actual professor here! Genetically, all humans are Normal types, though some of our relatively recent ancestors were Psychic. Part of what let us succeed as a species was reutilizing the brain power originally used for psionics to language and tool use. We do still have some vestigial psychic power that can be trained, though it's quite weak compared to most Pokémon. As for those born with psychic powers, this is considered nowadays to be like an egg move, passed down from parent to child. And no, obviously learning Fighting moves doesn't make you a Fighting type, there is no way for a human to change their type.
🌔 hexmaniac
my grandma became a ghost type
🔶️ bigjiggly
I-
🔞 mega-miltank
What about swimmers though, they're water type, right?
📀 HM-69
did you even read the post
🪴 n-did-nothing_wrong
Are we all just ignoring OP's url?
🌊 lugias-sopping-anus
Team Plasma apologist blog, opinion discarded.
🛗 mostlymukposts
This post single handedly evolved my Porygon-2
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artseniccatnip · 2 months
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is this anything
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maliciouscigarette · 9 months
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Art by giganticbuddha (here's their ko-fi)
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