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kamilyflyswatter34 · 1 month
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@figzie-pop @toi-b0yx3
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apassionateman · 4 months
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To Mom...
A Woman,,,
A Wife...
A Mother...
A Grandmother...
A Great Grandmother...
A devout lover if Christ Jesus...
Emotional and stalwart at heart...
She bore me...
She raised me...
She educated me...
She disciplined me...
She watched me grow...
She caught me when I fell...
She was born and she passed...
A GRAND WOMAN IN ALL HER LIFE!
01162024 - 3:16pm Rest in Peace
Till we meet again. I love you mom.
(C) APassionateMan 2024
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bisan-is-trying · 3 months
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Me joking with my mom while cooking: aren’t you super proud of my cooking skills!! There's no match for me!! Im unstoppable!!
Mom in a solemn voice: but im really disappointed in you
Me: ????
Mom: pursuing your Master's degree, it seems like you no longer care about continuing your studies, it’s like you've frozen that idea.
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acquaporina · 3 months
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my mom watching succession s1: ok but when is the old man going to kick the bucket so the children can do the actual succession
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fimbry · 2 years
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Man I watched Everything Everywhere All at Once and I was crying so hard like WHAT even happened. If you like catharctic crying and crying in public I recommend going to see it. If you don't like crying in public, wait for it to stream or something idk what theater movies do these days.
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justintaco · 2 years
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i-am-3mm3t · 1 year
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I am Emmet. I cannot sleep. I seem to have gained Ingo's headache. The pain in my sides is worse now. Strangely enough, I am not hungry again, and I have actually eaten less than usual.
This is inconvenient. It hurts. I am Emmet. I may not be at work. I may not attend the Gala. I am sorry. I'm slippign
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romeowsblog · 2 years
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Lmao my mom made a whole ass dinner for my aunt and her daughters, barely gave me a chance to take a bite because "can you go make some coffee?" "Can you wash the dishes?" "Can you wash the fruit?" And then as soon as they left wrapped the leftovers and put them in the freezer so guess who's gonna sleep without food once again?
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anxiousangerball · 9 months
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but
YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!
STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!
YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!
THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!
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cactuseri · 3 months
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personaglitch · 8 months
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"Self insert characters are cringe"
Bro I'm trying to survive capitalism with maladaptive daydreaming. Leave me alone.
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sully-s · 3 months
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Listen, if I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the mockumentary, lol.
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bamsara · 2 months
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Finor, the first follower.
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andy-dandy · 4 months
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love seeing the beginnings of perseus "pay your fucking child support" jackson's crusade against the gods' parental negligence problem in ep 1 & 2 of the pjo show. the absolute KING of "my daddy gave me issues so HE'S about to HAVE issues"
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one-time-i-dreamt · 24 days
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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.
It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.
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redactedrem · 19 days
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Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.
Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.
He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.
He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.
Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"
"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.
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