#mini 😆

[rebouks]

Previous // Next

Jessie: Can you say something-.. like, are you okay? [Ivan buried his head in hands and squeezed his eyes shut. He wanted to say something-.. he wanted to say a million things, but his voice had long since abandoned him] Jessie: I wasn’t sure what to do at first, y’know-.. but by the time I tried to find you, I couldn’t. [Ivan offered a muffled scoff] Jessie: You were never at home! I didn’t have your number, Hunter went back to prison, Clara moved-.. I really tried. Jessie: I even thought Miya might know where you’d gone but I never saw her again-.. Lucie’s closed, the Front closed… I figured it was all connected to what was going on in the news. Ivan: So, y’gave up? Jessie: Not exactly, I spent hours scouring dating apps, social media-… Ivan: It’d help if y’got my fuckin’ name right. Jessie: I’m bad with names, okay-.. and how was I supposed to know you were a family man, rather than a crook? Ivan: I s’pose it’s a long story… [Jessie snorted, wiping her eyes with her sleeve] Ivan: I’m sorry, I’m just-.. it’s a lot t’take in is all. I’m pretty gutted I’ve missed so much. Jessie: Really? Ivan: ‘Course! That’s my lil’ guy, ain’t it? Jessie: I didn’t think you’d care. Ivan: That’s a bit presumptuous-.. y’don’t even know me. Jessie: Maybe it was just easier to think that way. Ivan: I’ll give y’that… Jessie: He’ll be so excited to know he has a daddy now; he’s forever asking questions about him. [Ivan couldn’t help but smile, he wasn’t sure he’d ever have kids, and now he suddenly had two] Jessie: I don’t expect child support, by the way. Like, I have a good job n’ stuff, and my mom’s pretty well off too-.. she lives nearby, actually. Ivan: Eh, we’ll figure somethin’ out… Jessie: So, what now? Ivan: S’pose we oughta get t’know each other? Jessie: Is the little girl-… Ivan: Mine? Yeah. Jessie: Uhm… Ivan: Surrogate. Jessie: Ah. [Ivan tried his best not to tear up as Jude hurtled towards them, smiling the same goofy smile he’d seen in dozens of his own childhood photographs] Jessie: C’mere-.. I’ve got a huge surprise for you! [Ivan’s brow shot up; he thought Jessie would’ve wanted to explain the situation to Jude later-.. or in private, but he didn’t seem too phased by the news] Jude: You’re my daddy? Ivan: Sure looks like it, bud. Jude: [gasps] Does that mean I have a doggy?! Jessie: He’s obsessed with dogs, probably because we can’t have one… Ivan: [chuckles] Aye, me n’ Oreo are a package deal. Jessie: We’ll see Oreo again soon-.. c’mon, we’re already way past late. [Jude frowns briefly. He’d rather stay here, but school was exciting too, and he knew better than to argue] Jessie: I’ll call you later, yeah? Ivan: Please… Jude: Bye Oreo, bye daddy, bye-.. man and baby! … Ivan: The fuck just happened, B? [Bruno held Ivan closely, leaving his rhetorical question unanswered] Ivan: I swear I ain’t cheated on you, I-… Bruno: I know. Ivan: But-… Bruno: He’s too old for that-.. I know. [Ivan stared at the floor, his mind moving too fast for him to keep up. He wanted to yell, laugh and weep all at once] Bruno: Let’s go home. We’ll take the day off, okay? [Ivan nodded as Bruno nudged him to his feet, forever grateful for his ridiculously calm demeanour]

#ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #ts4 story #sims story #forever in between #fib #ivan harper #bruno clarke #pixie harper #jude moya #jessie moya #ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkadkjdkkdsk #ivan has a mini lil guy!!!!! #😭 #jude is so cute #he has the little wanderer trait so he keeps bolting off everywhere 😆 #and he's so funny #like.. new dad? SURE! change his bath time or put a child lock on the toilet seat? EXCUSE ME WTF #ksjdksj #poor ivan doesn't know what to do with himself now.. he'll be feeling so guilty abt not being there this whole time ;-; #U CAN MAKE UP FOR IT IVAN BBY IT'S OK #also.. it's not like necessary to have read somnium to read fib tbh.. but a bunch of stuff will probs make more sense if u do.. 👀

[batri-jopa]

Thank you @chrisoels for tagging me in a Picrew challenge!

Here are the rules: make yourself as a kid, teen, young adult and now, using this Picrew, use your favorite color at the time as a background, and tag some people.

Tagging, if you'd like to try: @zorilleerrant , @figuringthengsout , @ourtintedworld

#tag meme #picrew #judging by this - I seem gender-fluid AF😆 The fact is I didn't give a damn about my gender as a kid. just wearing what I was told #(preferring my hairs short. enjoying blocks and plushies more than girl toys. and I smiled like cat - that is only among the closest people #as a teen I didn't give a damn either #(I couldn't avoid comments yet I was ashamed of my body and hated skirts. my general attitude was ''I'm not to be looked at'') #right after turning 22 I became sexy feminine to extreme: long hairs dresses mini skirts shirts showing belly button (BMI 18) #now this phase lasted more than 10 years but finally... I came back to not give a damn about gender again😆 #I love to wear things that are colourful cheerful and comfortable as a proud and life-enjoying aroace😋 #(ps - my very own type of ''feminine to extreme'' never included nailpolish high heels earrings nor lipstick. I occassionally tried mascara #gender indifferent #aroace

[moonfromearth]

The Grim Reaper returned to claim the last remaining mini goat and sheep on the ranch (and the interaction worked perfectly with no glitches at all 😑).

I lost track of how long Aries and Espresso had been alive and I'm still devastated that they're gone 😭

#unfortunately that leaves us without any mini animals on the ranch #i really forgot to keep up with the animals after the first round passed away and now i regret not getting any more 😭 #in my defense i was *super* focused on the nectar making skill that skill takes forever!! #maybe i need to hire a ranch hand... I doubt lou would like that though #anyway #rip aries and espresso my babies #😭😭 #as horrifying as it is though the glitched out animation did make me laugh 😆 #sims 4 #sims 4 screenshots #sims 4 gameplay #sims 4 story #sims 4 legacy #sims 4 horses #sims 4 horse ranch #ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 story #ts4 legacy #ts4 horses #ts4 horse ranch #horse ranch gp #palomino ranch #aries the mini goat #espresso the mini sheep #tw animal death #tw alcohol mention

[psychicskulldamage]

Happy birthday to Ian Gallagher 🥰🥰

#I guess s3 au? 😆 #or s2 maybe #whichever you want lol #i didnt think too much about it tbh #I just wanted to draw cute boyfriend mickey things 🥰 #gallavich #gallavich fanart #ian gallagher #mickey milkovich #shameless fanart #shameless #fanart #my art #ian x mickey #digital art #mini comic #chibi

[ziipzeepzop-eez]

'' S̶A̶L̶T̶ ̶L̶I̶C̶K̶ ''

t̲r̲i̲u̲m̲p̲h̲ ̲r̲i̲n̲g̲s̲ ̲b̲e̲a̲u̲t̲y̲.̲

–

. . .

Akin to my personal salt lick,

I split open my tongue

On what I say.

Is it a revel?

I'll never use my verbal voice again.

My lips will never twitch,

Maybe only to crack a smile.

An inevitable smirk, a triumph

In the face of my enemies.

"Shut up!" they cry.

Never, I respond in kind.

I will leave behind my legacy

Of

Words.

I will be one with the immortal figures of history,

the Ones who Wrote,

Scribbled,

Scratched,

Typed,

Spoke.

I am no dog.

I won't be kicked aside.

I will break, over and over again until

I am unbreakable.

My throat will be slit,

My vocal chords shredded,

My tonsils removed by

The clawed hands of

Iniquity —

But my voice.

Oh, my beautiful,

Timeless,

Voice,

Will live on for the strongholds to come.

They will be carried by the winds of

My whistles and whispers.

Be strengthened by the

Gust of my Roars,

Sweetened, Charmed

By my serenades.

My heart was touched by an oath,

And a legend it will stand to be.

It probably couldn’t have been stopped, anyway.

Triumph.

Ring true for me.

Never, ever end.

#zeepie beep : original works! ⭒๋࣭ ⭑🖋˚𔓘｡ #mini rant in the tags?? 😆😅 #the writer in me was WILDIN when i wrote this #just now posting it? #mm. #original poem #free verse #writblr #original work #i think i wrote this when i was going thru something angsty! #when i was little i was told i talk too much. #and i did!! i was a little chatterbox. i can admit that #but it kinda hurt when i was told that i was talking JUST because i liked the sound of my own voice #like no. i just wasn't silenced at that time. 🥲 #undiagnosed adhd i am /pretty/ sure! #because as much as i can remember — half the time i didn't even realize i was talking xdd #i would just say whatever came to my mind. #it's glorified now. at the very most it's a protected trait (in some cases) #when i was a kid - in a family like mine - it was not. #i don't blame them for treating me the way they did - but that don't mean it didn't hurt. y'know? #i still AM a chatterbox of sorts!! but I'm also quiet by development. #my voice is a lot deeper - and it's soft around the edges. #and i bristle when people i know say something like “you're so quiet now!” “what's wrong?” “you used to be so happy.” #WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLL DO YOU MEANNNNNN. 🤣🤣😭😭😭 #like. stop putting me in a box? #people change when they get older. and it's not even that! #after the shit i've gone thru - i think i deserve my sweet bubble of silence. don't you? #I don't owe you an explanation. #i will speak when i want to. #and i will not be silenced.

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Mini Leverage Crack Vid #20

(Sound on!)

More here

#leverage #parker #ghostly's mini leverage crack vids #and it's a clash of the decades as a tiktok trend becomes a crack vid #(do they even count as crack vids at this point?) #(who cares about definitions i'm still gonna make them! 😆)

[laitoslittlemacaron]

Went to a Nerikiri Workshop today (these wagashi sweets made from white bean paste, we formed a peach blossom, a prince & princess!) and girl next to me who speaks perfect japanese was like .."i see you👀" pointing to my phone case-

anyway randomly found another DL stan today lmao had a good talk today xD

#workshop was held by japanese women in Kimono who gave us fresh sakura mochi & matcha afterwards it was so cool! #and after the workshop new friend & me went to eat some Takoyaki and then to the korean cafe ✨💖 #i love the Takoyaki mini restaurant so muchh theyre so good and their sign is the japanese clown mask you might know from demon slayer!😆 #goooood day today #diabolik lovers #personal

[twisted-wonderland-shenanigans]

Monster au mini Yuu: I saw Ruggie take some shampoos from the hotel. So I took some things too. Then some bigger things. I like stealing. It makes my heart go fast.

Jack: "You really shouldn't be stealing things from others, Yuu. That's a bad thing to do. What if someone were to steal your toys?"

Ruggie: "Ah, come on, they're still young, and it wasn't like they stole anything from the Mystery Shop. Compared to the other kids back home in the slums, they don't need to steal to survi...uh, Yuu, what do you have there?"

Mini!Yuu: "A knife!"

Jack and Ruggie: "NO!!!"

Pffft, while I can't imagine mini!Yuu being in that hotel scenario, I can imagine the little toddler swiping cookies and things they think are toys to play with. 😂 Food is kind of a given as little kids are always hungry just like teenagers, so the boys just learn to get a little extra of the thing Yuu might target on their trays when they look away for a moment (though it's hard to ignore the giggles underneath the table).

Jamil nearly had heart failure when he noticed a tiny hand reaching up to grab one of the veggies he was cutting, let alone when the fingers came so close to the knife!

If it's shiny things that mini!Yuu tends to swipe though, it's typically associated with the bird-monster behaviors. If a student finds their pen missing, they look to Yuu first if they know the toddler was in the area. The staff wonder if it's because they picked up on some of Crowley's habits for collecting shiny things (aka his keys and mirrors) or if it's something that's natural to humans. If its colorful things or soft things they take though then they start to wonder if it's more of a comfort sort of trait that humans develop at that age or if it's a call for attention.

If it's the latter though the boys and staff will make sure that mini!Yuu gets as much attention as they want while teaching them not to steal! Especially to avoid another incident as the toddler running with a knife or pair of scissors. 😅

When Cater got a new super soft pillow for his room, he couldn't help but watch as Yuu--who liked it so much--tried to take it with them before they were told to put it back by Trey. He wasn't even mad because it was hilarious seeing Yuu trying to stuff the large pillow either under their shirt or inside their little backpack, and he got some cute videos of the incident!

#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland monster au #twst monster au #twisted wonderland mini!Yuu #twst mini!Yuu #the stealing the pillow thing actually happened with a friend's daughter #had a really super fluffy pillow I had given my mom and she really liked it so she tried to squirrel it away #i ended up buying a new one just for her since she loved it so much 😂 #kids are adorable and hilarious 😆

[manikas-whims]

Satoru: i told Utahime that her ears turn red when she lies

Shoko: thats bullshit! why would you do that?

Satoru: lol, watch this!

Satoru: Utahime! Do you like me?

Utahime *hands tightly covering her ears*: NO I DO NOT!

#incorrect jujutsu kaisen #incorrect jjk #gojohime #gojo satoru #iori utahime #incorrect gojohime #lolol has this been done before? 😆 #anyway this should be drawn as a mini comic #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #satoru gojo #utahime iori #ieri shoko #shoko ieiri

[euphor1a]

Best 4 hours of my life, with the loml ♡

#googie 🐰 #i know i always say this but i can never really explain the way i feel about him </3 it’s so hard to put into words #i feel so complete now god i love him so much 🥺!! even that is an understatement 😔 #i think it was like? 10:30 pm when i saw the weverse notif... and now it’s past 3 am jdghbcbn #i felt so many emotions throughout everything (the wv live; the ig live; and then wv live again) but god. #i’m just way too happy that i got to see him again 🥺; i missed him a lot! #crazy how just yesterday afternoon i teared up watching a reel on ig about missing him </3 and then 6 hours later!!! he shows up 💖 #lol and i had so many mini breakdowns bc of him 😭 he’s a flirt FLIRT huh 😔✋🏼! WHAT ABOUT MY WEAK LITTLE HEART SIR??? #i really have no defence when it comes to jk </33... sigh. but he sang sooooo many songs 🥰🥰 #including txt! svt! nwjns! i’m one happy bitch 🤩☝🏼 #what a great day to be alive honestly! just hope that he gets some rest bc goddamn it’s nearly 7 am at sk now 💀 #oh and!!!! WE GOT TO SEE BAM MY BABY AFTER SO LONG IM SQUEALING THEY ARE SO CUTE OMG #HOW DID I ALMOST FORGET TO MENTION THAT LIKE WHAT #it was such a bonus to see tae too 🤭 #!!! i’m just really happy #i’ll add more tags later... i just want to fall asleep now bc my eyes literally can’t anymore lol #anyway... ik i’m being very delulu here but like. sorry if it bothers you; i’m like this. 🤡 #will always be jeon jungkook’s bitch <3 #bye bye ~ my eyes hurt 🙁 #see you guys tomorrow and i love jungkook 😆... and y’all too <3

[im-no-jedi]

knocked over a third of the space fam while putting up fall decorations, guess it’s time to rearrange them again 😝

#it was just Echo and Wrecker LOL #Wrecker actually knocked over mini Wrecker too #it was fallen Wreckerception ROFL #idk how to arrange them this time… again #I’m tempted to add Hera and Kanan in actually #idk if I have room for them tho #it’d be a tight squeeze 😆 #star warz

[hazbinbossbrainrot]

If Blitz got a concussion in the middle of work had to go to the hospital

Blitz: *on painkillers* “Wha happened? Who is evrahbody? WHY is evrahbody?”

Stolas: “Darling, you had… a little accident.” *He, the doctor, Loona, Octavia, Barbie Wire and T.J. (OC) were crowding around Blitz*

Blitz: “Why are you calling me honey darling? Who are ya?”

Stolas: *chuckles* “I’m your husband.”

Blitz: “Okah. Not today.”

Stolas: *to the doctor* “Did he just say not today? We’ve been married for eight twenty years.”

Blitz: *ADHD kicks in* “Let’s put a pin that. You think I sound LA? I LOVE LA! Can I speak Spanish? Here. Lemme try… saba salma Spaaaaaanish to me!”

Original source:

#it’s funny because it would be true #theyre idiots your honor #i can see this happening #why is this relatable 😆 #stolas of the ars goetia #gay #i.m.p (mentioned) #helluva boss #blitz being blitz #pedro pascal #stolitz family #mini fanfic #married life #fanfiction #pansexual #Youtube #blitz

[moonfromearth]

The mini animal squad is investigating the ranch's newest resident... Much to her dismay.

[transcript under cut]

Lorenz: Who's this? Annabelle: I'm not sure.. I think they're a really big goat, but they don't look like you and Mocha. Perhaps they're a cow? I've never seen a cow but they could be one. Thunder: *wakes up* This... I don't like this.

#poor thunder seems so distressed #i mean i would be too if i woke up to an audience #😆 #the mini animals didn't seem to know how to take the stranger that had suddenly appeared on the ranch #it was amazing in game they literally just stared at her #i don't think i liked how this turned out though honestly #editing and dialogue wise #😅 #sims 4 #sims 4 screenshots #sims 4 gameplay #sims 4 story #sims 4 legacy #sims 4 horses #sims 4 horse ranch #ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 story #ts4 legacy #ts4 horses #ts4 horse ranch #horse ranch gp #palomino ranch #thunder the horse #lorenz the mini goat #mocha the mini goat #annabelle the mini sheep #dolly the mini sheep

[jusiri]

birthday cake for me :)

#the lady at the Walmart bakery did the succulents and cactuses #then i added the mushrooms n shit afterwards #got them from the garden section of dollar tree #these are actually 2 separate cake but ive always wanted a 2 tier cake #so we got a sheet cake and a 6inch round cake and slapped em together #the reason i didn't just get one of their mini 2 tiers is cause i love marble cake and the round cakes don't come in marble #bless the Walmart lady for putting up with my socially awkward ass #also this is all whipped icing! #i hate buttercream but some places won't let you get the designs in whipped because its not as clean #i don't really care if its the cleanest and neatest design i need it to taste good but also #i would never know the difference it looks exactly like it did in the pictures #she was a very good cake decorator #the green gel icing she did not add i had to put it in a few spots to hide some mistakes when we put the second cake on top #and then i tried to make it look intentional 😆 #so those are not her messy lines

[chimpukampu]

Wait season four of the dragon prince finally dropped!? Well I know what I am watching tonight!

Nope not yet 😅

It was confirmed to be released this year (probably Fall) but no final dates yet. I'm hoping that the team will drop the trailer on SDCC panel or even reveal some character design/updates of our main trio

#I actually had a mini panic when I got this ask & immediately checked all TDP servers that I'm in b4 I opened Netflix 😆 #tdp #the dragon prince #tdp mystery of aaravos #anon #chimpu ask

[whoscruffylooking]

the panel is so good! it's the same one that had "if you got that it was a hopeful romantic ending then you're smart", "we kept torturing Jimmy until break up was final straw", "the mask becomes the man", "Jimmy wants to be a happy baby cared for by Chuck and Kim and all three practicing law" and "we regretted Saul being a sex pest so didn't line that up with Jimmy".

all of that in one panel?!?!!? every time there's a new bcs-related podcast i freak out because i turn into jenny slate when she said she had to stop following nasa on twitter because it made her crazy 😂 everything they say is such a gift though!!! galaxy brain shit!!!

#don't get me wrong i'm obsessed with the podcasts and interviews i just keep crying and having mini panic attacks 😆 #i'm so severely mentally ill right now that engaging with this media is so difficult lol #but i will get my shit together i promise!! #better call saul