#metal maniacs HC’s

[acceleracers-baby]

Acceleracers HC’s! Core Memories! Metal Maniacs Edition!

Metal Maniacs

(Taro Kitano, Tork Maddox, Monkey McClurg, Porkchop Riggs & Mark Wylde)

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Metal Maniacs

Taro Kitano - The Kitano family strongly follows Bushido. Bushido is the samurai code of ethics, and Taro has always taken the tenants very seriously. Even as a boy, he was always taught to act with those core values in mind. He was expected to serve his purpose with honor and benevolence. With that in mind, he found that when his family was gossiping about the other boys his age, they always pointed out how chatty they were. Those who were criticized the most were often the loudest of the group. That’s why Taro has trouble communicating. He associates expressing his boundaries and needs with being accused of lacking wisdom and humility. His stoic persona is his way of proving to himself that he is worthy, so when that inevitably ends up getting in the way of his relationships with the people he cares most about, he’s not sure how to react.

Tork Maddox - Tork’s core memory stems from that small scar he has just above his eyebrow. Before becoming the leader of the Metal Maniacs, he worked on cars and occasionally contract welding. Due to all the heavy lifting and long hours, he built up muscle fast. So when he gets burned during a freak welding accident, people begin to find him…intimidating. Tork’s a big guy, and between all the other cuts and bruises he gets working jobs, people, unfortunately, automatically assume the worst when they see him. It’s a HUGE hit to his confidence. He looks tough, but back then he didn’t have the same no nonsense attitude towards life. It takes about a week of Tork avoiding his friends, family, coworkers…and everyone else for his uncle to approach him about it. Tork confides that he doesn’t want people to be afraid of him, but his uncle suggests that maybe it’s not such a bad thing. Maybe that knee jerk reaction people have could weed out the ones who aren’t worth welding himself too. That’s where he gets “we’re welded” from.

Monkey McClurg - Monkey’s first engine is something he will never forget. He always liked puzzles growing up and an engine was just a bigger and better version of that. Every second at home was spent experimenting with different solutions for every problem that junkyard relic had to offer. It was genuinely in shambles when he had picked it up from the dump- but in his opinion, that was half the fun. It took a solid year for him to even be able to get it to run for more than five minutes before ripping itself apart. Every step forward always seemed to be followed by three steps back, but with every problem he ran into, he gained that much more knowledge on what worked and what didn’t. Truly, failure was his greatest teacher. He basically learned everything there is to know just from messing around in the town junkyard.

Porkchop Riggs - Sometimes core memories are grand events that change a person for the rest of their life. Other times it just something small somebody did for you when you were just big enough to remember. Porkchop’s core memory is just that. He wasn’t even big enough to see over the dash of his momma’s rig yet, but that didn’t stop him from being the best little helper he could possibly be. Between swapping out the music and handing her the ham radio when asked, he almost felt like a genuine trucker. Almost. For some reason, in his tiny child mind, you weren’t a real trucker until you blew the horn. The day he gets to was the end of a full week trip. They traveled from one end of the states to the other and it had taken them about 40 hours of driving time with stops along the way. He’d been so good the whole way there, Momma Chop let him blow the horn for as long as he wanted on a long strip of empty highway. It was glorious.

Mark Wylde - Like I mentioned in the Teku Edition of this series, I like to imagine that Kurt & Mark’s dad was the one to get them into racing. However, before they could drive, he wanted to get their hand eye coordination up to par via sports. Kurt chose baseball, and Mark, idolizing his big brother at the time, followed suit. At the time, they were too young to really start having a sibling rivalry yet, so both boys were just excited to be doing something together with their old man. The best part, however, were the shitty concession stand hot dogs they got after every game. They were always prepared on one of those gas station style roll cookers and the buns were usually just slightly stale, but that never mattered to Markie. Especially, as they grew up and a wedge started to form between them, no argument couldn’t be solved with a good old fashioned hot dog. It was like their form of a peace treaty. It’s the first thing Kurt offers him once they get back from the drone headquarters.

#acceleracers #hot wheels #hot wheels acceleracers #hot wheels highway 35 #acceleracers headcanons #hot wheels hcs #hot wheels fanfic #acceleracers fanfic #kurt wylde #mark wylde #metal maniacs #metal maniacs HC’s #taro kitano #tork maddox #monkey McClurg #porkchop Riggs #i’m so normal about them

[theanonymousninja247]

Random Turtle HC: Raph & Anxiety

*clears throat and approaches microphone before hitting whiteboard with a ruler* A-HEM! Behold my theories peasants!

As we see expresses in the VERY 1st episode of ROTTMNT, the turtles can recognize each others signature scents and can smell fear.

Raph especially is shown briefly through the brothers dialogue to be the most aware and self conscious about said scent to the point of becoming defensive about it.

This leads me to believe that due to both natural biological olfactory senses and increased abilities due to mutation, the turtle brothers (with an advanced ability tipping to Raph due to his size and sensitivity) can actually smell the hormone cortisol.

WebMD defines cortisol as, “Your body’s main stress hormone. It works with certain parts of your brain to control your mood, motivation, and fear.”

Simply put, the turtle boys can literally smell fear.

Now I know you’re asking yourself, “Okaaaaaay cool fun fact I guess, what does that have to do anything with me?”

*takes a step back and adjust glasses with a smirk*

My dear dear fellow tumblr, allow me to share the wonders of mixing fact, madness and media all in one! *sounds of maniacal cackling can be heard*

(I wrote this with the intent to be platonic but it could be romantic if you squint long enough)

•So we've established Raph can smell fear right?

•As a protective big brother who is quite literally in fact “BIG” he knows a thing or two about getting scared

• Especially when it comes to looking out for people he cares about

•Hes been fighting baddies for his family since he was a tot! From keeping away scary dreams at night, from crushed ancient metal zombies to terrifying alien virus monsters, there ain't much he hasn't seen

•So when you join the ranks of the Mad Dogz, you immediately also get a built in prtoector

•Raphs been looking out for the little guys his whole life, what's one more?

•Not to mention you're kinda cute, so he doesn't mind sticking around a little bit closer

•But you're different than most folks, Raph notices. I mean besides the fact that you WILLING want to be friends with 4 mutant turtles of all things.

•No besides your abnormal incredible bravery in looking beyond the status quo to reach out the hand of friendship to these reckless reptiles, Raph noticed that you just kind of…smelled

•Not in a bad way or anything just…you always seemed to have a lingering scent of fear on you

•And Raph would know. Hed recognize that scent anywhere. It's a scent that ghosts every hour of every day for him. Nighttime and being alone especially.

•Raph hates being scared. He's the biggest and the oldest. He's supposed to look after his peeps! And he can't do that if he's frozen with fear all the time!

•So what does he do? Raph faces the problem head on like he always do.

•You get scared a lot. That's understandable, but Raph decides to make it his business that you don't need to be scared when he's around.

•Raph’ll protect ya

•Be prepared to have this turtle subtly (orrer not to much so because although he's a ninja he ain't exactly tactful or subtle) watching you every time you and the gang get all together

•Its not hard. You've always caught his attention for some reason or another. So looking at you is something he does without even realizing it.

•He’s looking for triggers, anything that gets that heart rate of yours spiking and that scent start to waft.

•Fidgeting hands, bouncing knees, shutting down and slinking into your hoodie, nervous chewing, pulling or playing with your hair and pacing, he's got eyes on it all.

•Once a trigger has been spotted, Raph immediately tries to locate the source

•Too many people? Suddenly you find a 6ft something giant turtle behind you, letting you know with his massive presence alone that he got your back. Literally.

•He kinda likes this position because he can see everyone that comes close enough to interact with you and everybody can see him.

•All he's got to do is narrow his eyes a little a give em a flash of that all too familiar snaggle tooth of his if he thinks someone's being mean and he gets his unspoken threat across just fine

•Not to mention you're also close enough to grab if someone he doesn't deem fit for your attention gets a little too close for his liking. But he doesn't say that part out loud.

•Scared of talking? You suddenly feel the cool tip of his massive scaely alligator tail (anatomically correct alligator tail be darned, I'm going with the fandoms HCs for this one) gently wrapping around your ankle as a physical reminder that he's right there here to support you

•Overwhelmed and the world feels like it's closing in on you? Raphs massive size is a natural battering ram that allows him to pass through thick crowds with easy. He's not afraid to help heard you into a quiet little corner away from it all

•Years of practice with Donnie allows him the experience to ask you if you're good with touch.

•If yes, you know you're going to be instantly wrapped into his arms, pulled flushed up against the worn keratin of his plastron. Raph’s always been more of “hands-on experience” kinda of guy anyway.

•Raph gives good hugs. They're firm and tight, padded with the security of arms who have been holding the weight of the world for years.

•He will rest his chin on top of your head, gently guiding your head with the motion ever so slightly so you're somehow perfectly nestled right against his heart.

•It's a loud heart, especially when you're up so close. It's actually his strongest muscle and one he's most proud of. He cares about you, so he reckons he’ll allow you the privilege of getting close to it. In more ways than one.

•Raph doesn't talk much during these special security hugs. He's never really been much good with words anyways. Raph knows sometimes the noise can be too much, but he also knows that the silence can be defeaning. So being a turtle comes with some built in perks that make up a happy medium.

•Hes got a special churr saved for special situations just like this one. It's one of the lowest and deepest ones he's capable of making. More akin to a muted growl more than anything the way it vibrates his chest as you're pressed up against it. You can feel it more than hear it and it just takes a handful of minutes listening to this bad boy before Raph can sense your fear stink slowly dissipating and your natural sweet scent can return.

•Raph can smell fear, and there's something incredibly humbling for this Atlas of a turtle to have the sweet experience of watching that scent drift away whenever he gets the privilege of being close to you like this.

•”You don't need to be scared no more, Sweet Pea. Raph’s got ya. I'm gonna be right here until you're ready to face the world again. Until then, let me just hold ya.”

Dedicated to the one and only @anobodyinabog. Sorry this took so long,but I hope your day gets better Shortcake. Please know you're always looked out for and loved ok? 🧡❤️

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #save rottmnt #unpause rise of the tmnt #save rise of tmnt #unpause rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the turtles #rottmnt season 3 #serendipitouslyjayus #tmnt #tmnt headcanons #rottmnt headcanons #rottmnt raphael #rottmnt raph #original thoughts #original post #anxitey #rottmnt x reader #rottmnt x you #rottmnt x y/n #long reads #long post #long story short #tmnt x reader #tmnt x you #tmnt x y/n #Soft Raph #healing hugs #protector

[imagination-overreaction]

More tf2 ships lets go

Soldier x Demoman / Boots n Bombs

Starting off with a Demoman ship cause this man does not get enough love I think. These two enable each other's stupidity to an incredible degree. They're both geniuses in the art of reckless stupidity, and with their brains and hearts combined they could be making new inventions like "ultra turbo sticky-nade launcherator" and it flings them 8 miles in the air and they die instantly (but they both cheer and think it's awesome once they're revived and they do it again. Medic doesn't care, but he's getting a bit bored of piecing together the same two bodies over and over again). These two would become masters of destruction. I also can imagine them passed out on the couch on top of each other, or Soldier waking up to do drills at 4 am and Demo telling him to fuck off (Soldier can't help it, his love language is explosives and boot camp </3). I like them a lot.

Scout x Sniper / Speeding Bullet

I will admit, I am a bit of a Scout hater when it comes to ships... Actually I'm just a Scout hater in general. However, I do think the dynamic of "annoying little shit" plus "gruff weird guy" works. Scout is the type to press his partner's buttons for the funnies (although he does this with his friends as well) but given how he was in Expiration Date as well as the Cold Day In Hell comic (if I remember right), then he would be genuinely caring and considerate toward his partner's feelings. Scout would push his buttons, but an hour later he'd be splayed out on top of Sniper and rambling about his day. Sniper is more blunt and to-the-point with affection, I think. He'd bother Scout right back, of course, and he'd just as happily sit there and nod along to whatever the hell Scout is talking about. These two would stay up until 5 am together several nights in a row.

Heavy x Pyro / Bear Grill

Since it's such a rare pair, there's some debate on what the ship name actually is. "Russian Wildfire," and "Heavy Fire" are the alternatives I've seen after scouring the tags. I'd like to toss my own suggestion in with "Firing Squad," although that could probably work for other ships too. I personally really like the hc that Pyro is (maybe aro?)ace, and I think that works well with Heavy (I also hc it/they Pyro but any pronouns work for this lil guy tbh). Heavy would support his little maniac's vested interest in fiery homicide just ignore the fact that he says he's scared of them in Meet The Pyro that's not important right now, and I think Pyro would really like watching Heavy use Sasha (the muzzle flash would be really neat in Pyro Vision). Outside of battle, I can imagine Heavy taking care of his guns while Pyro talks to him and tells a (very muffled) story. Heavy would listen to it when it talks about all the wonderful things it sees during their battles, and Heavy would maybe defend it when the other mercs start talking about how terrifying it is... Maybe. They're still very concerning.

Engineer x Heavy

There is no damn posts about this. "Heavy Metal" is a slightly popular one but "More Gun" has been suggested a lot, as well as "Mechanical Literature." I personally like More Gun(s), and I honestly really like this ship, and I feel like it works really well for the same reason that they both work well with Medic--they're both relatively calm and amicable compared to the rest of the team. I feel like Engie and Heavy would be the parents of the team, telling people to go to bed before 3 am and not to explode things in the house (it doesn't work but they can try) (and Engie probably has been the source of one or two fires but not necessarily on purpose). These two would be sickly together. Engie'd be going "good morning Misha 🥰✨" and tap Heavy's shoulder until he leans down far enough to let Engie kiss him on the cheek, and Heavy would give a quiet happy hum as Engie whistles away and they make me sick. I love them so much.

I also think that Engineer would give Heavy some absolutely monstrous artillery as a gift. They absolutely enable each other's horrific acts of bloodshed. More Gun <3

Part 1 - - Part 3

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #boots n bombs #soldierdemo #speeding bullet #sniperscout #bear grill #heavypyro #pyroheavy #more gun #engieheavy #heavyengie #tf2 ships #tf2 soldier #tf2 demoman #tf2 pyro #tf2 engineer #tf2 heavy #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #feel free to suggest a tf2 ship i want more things to avoid homework with #i plan on going through all the ships eventually just bc there's so much to think about with them #anyways happy technically still valentine's day as i'm posting this lmao

[craacked-splatters]

"I know"

"Do u want to see what I added today?"

"Sure buddy"

(insane rambling below!)

Scrapbooks! Scrapbooks! Hell yeah!!

Hello to the 5 ppl seeing this👋 Ima be real Im running on 7 hours of sleep after 5day grind brain mushy rn and I scribbled everything maniacally by memory at 3am after having one of those revelation moments so I have no idea what I'm missing lmao. This is actually the first time drawing them like this 2. Really proud of it

and B4 u ask anything hear me out.

So like tmnt2012 mutant apocalypse am I right?

Yeah it's flawed and pacings off and stuff BUT! The implications it left behind are haunting and it has been stuck in my brain for years. One of the things that stuck with me was the fact that Raph and Don had stuff like April's tessen, Mikey's stuffed bear head, The Creeps containment jar, and Casey's skull(horrifying btw) with them and that it's like :((

I fully believe it was Donnie who collected and carried them everywhere in their car. Not only for Raph(to help with this memory)but also for himself.

Why? Well maybe I'm reading 2 much into it and it's also partly a HC of mine but also bc canonically Donnie has a bit of a hoarding habit collecting trinkets and pictures and stuff. He likes to keep things around that hold a lot of significant value to him.

We see this in The Creeping Doom during the intro

AND I swear he's got a literal wall of family photos in his lab somewhere I can't for the life of me find it but I know he did! He even took some to the farmhouse with him when they escaped during the invasion.

They're memories yk? Reminders..

Ok im having difficulty expressing this shit rn words r failing so like give me ur brain 4 a sec.

Imagine ur donbot.

You're stuck in a cold metal limbo for the rest of ur last remaining family members life. Everything and everyone you knew and cared about is dead and gone. Over thousands of species and ecosystems that made ur world unique wiped out. No more animals no more wild things no more blue clear skys. Death can't come for you. Not in a way that matters anymore.

And no matter where u go you are haunted by shadows of what once was. There are so many echoes and ghosts and cultures and stories and lives that were buried & left to rot by the gaping maws of fear & the desperate need to survive. No one cares for the past and the only other person around you can't remember it. Time will claim its domain again and there will be nothing left except empty metal husks to show sentience even existed in the first place.

Like holy shit he was just a kid bro and he never got the chance to even reach full adulthood!!! I can't possibly imagine the grief and guilt he must've carried with him all those years. He lost EVERYTHING

His family. His home. His world.

Did Donnie even get the chance to mourn??? Do u think his new body allowed it? Do u think he even ALLOWED himself to mourn? He had a hurt amnesiac brother who still needed to eat, who could still starve and bleed and die if they weren't careful enough.

So between his habits and the ✨Angst✨ and human pollution, him hoarding random ass things Wall-E style and making these shitty little scrapbooks or keepsakes didn't seem so far fetched to me. I also highly doubt there was enough time or resources to build shrines or graves in the middle of apocalypse. But yk honoring/preserving the memories of the things and ppl we love is natural for us so like SORRY if its a bit cringe of me wanting him to have SOMETHING to comfort him during the really bad days.

Even if its more bitter than sweet

Bonus doodads cuz I was indecisive:

The 1st was purple tinted cuz of donbot vision get it hehehe

#you bet ur bucks im writing a piece for this. ive got it halfway done in my docs already #also i lied i am cringe #i hoard stuff too it helps me remember #and also bcuz im lil goblin apparently #a lil projecting dont hurt nobody *car crash noises* #first attempt at a comic btw #look at me go! babysteps! #tmnt 2012 #mutant apocalypse #2012 old man raph #donie (donbot) #<-😭 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #splatter scribbles #phone art #(improvement bb!!!) #i copy pasted the newspaper clips im sorry😔 #but evething else was me :3 #and there are reasons why i drew what i did too :33 #2012 tmnt #bghuhh tim e fo sleep now gn

[francis-writes]

oh my sub ass needs some dominating frollo too. anyways this is more a hc than request but the thought of him using that dagger to trail against someone's body had crossed my mind more than once... food for thought!

TW: knife play, blood

Your body shivered as the cold metal trailed between your breasts and down your belly.

"For last time, I will ask you nicely" his voice was even colder than the blade, forceful and full of sadistic pleasure "Confess your sins to me. It's your chance to redeem. If you refuse once again, I will be forced to use more... physical methods"

You looked up at him. Despite his stern tone, Frollo was smiling. But maybe "smile" wasn't the best word to describe this grimace of cruel excitement. You decided it was finally time to give up. Maybe he was your lover but you knew well he wasn't the one to be played with and there were borders you shouldn't cross. Especially when you were standing with your arms handcuffed above your head.

"I confess..." you started speaking as Frollo trailed the dagger up your naked body. The blade stopped right at your neck. "...I was lying. I was debauched. And I... seduced a Judge"

Frollo laughed, but no warmth in his voice.

"This is a crime punishable by death. But I see there's still some good deep down in you. I may show you mercy, but tell me: do you regret your sins?"

Your heart was racing. The answer shall be obvious but you hesitated. You could feel blade grazing your skin. It could be a lethal weapon, especially in hands of a maniac, you saw what Claude was capable of when someone disobeyed him... but you decided to play with fire.

"No" you looked him in the eyes "I made many mistakes in my life but I will never regret seducing you. Even if it's gonna cost me eternal damnation"

"If those are your final words..." Claude grinned and with one quick move of his hand, he cut the skin on your belly. You let out a muffled scream.

Frollo kneeled before you and with fascination touched your wound. Blood flowed in a thick stream, marking his fingers. He leaned over and sucked the cut. You hissed at sudden sensation.

When he got up, his mouth were smeared with your blood as if he was some kind of a demon or monster. He grabbed your body and pulled you closer to himself, kissing you deeply, so your mouth became filled with the metallic taste of blood.

When he finally broke the kiss, you thought he would free you. But Claude only grazed your arm with his blade and with satisfaction, he said

"Now... let talk about all the crimes you hid from me"

#claude frollo x reader #judge claude frollo #claude frollo #judge claude frollo x reader

[lavalampstealer]

hi im back i like your hcs

do you have any for hivemind or Charlie Caliente

I’m glad to hear!! :)

Hcs below cut (ieytd 3 and hsh spoilers)

Hivemind:

- In line with canon, despite being 6’0, he hunches a lot and ends up more around 5’11 or 5’10

- Okay I know his canon height is 6’0 but I still like to think of him as 5’2 maniacal bee scientist . Like anklebiter, kick-in-your-shins-if-you-swat-one-of-his-bees type guy

- He started out with mind controlling bees and doing tests on them to alter their genetics (like neurotoxin stingers), but more recently he’s taken on much larger animals like the giant squid. He’s also dabbled in robotic insects at some point, but I’m not sure where Home Sweet Home sits on the timeline (I’m thinking sometime after ieytd 3? Just bc the ocular implants aren’t mentioned at all in the game)

- He and Fabricator aren’t really friends or even acquaintances, they just see the other and think “Thank god I’m normal, not like them” (neither of them are)

- You know those honeycomb bookshelves? Yeah, those. He uses those and those shelves alone in his lab purely for aesthetic purposes

- not really sure if there’s anything else, just since there’s so little content of him (WE NEED MORE I NEED MORE OF HIS UNHINGED WHIMSICAL LINES)

- His outfit would be a long sleeve white dress shirt with a yellow vest that has some kind of bee-related pattern and khaki pants. How this is gonna translate when I get around to drawing him I have no idea

- def a bright yellow, not like Handler’s, closer to lemon or well, y’know, bees

Caliente:

- like. big. big guy. could pick any Phoenix up and turn them into a pretzel. even Cyan, who’s taller than the average Phoenix (I think? Idk, short gremlin seems to be popular)

- Based on the sign in KBOOM we can assume that he’s good with welding and metalworking. I wanna see big man Caliente welding together a metal flower made with bolts and nuts and screws in his free time :3

- idk if he has a canon hight but to me he’s around 6’5, 6’7 ish, somewhere in that range. Very tall man who can bend metal with his bare hands. You know those videos of strong guys rolling up a frying pan into a taco? He’s like that

- He’s a pyromaniac, but not in the way Phoenix is. He has access to literal flamethrowers and uses them to harm others, Phoenix only has their lighters or a grenade or two and they prefer to use their enemies’ weapons against them or just take them out as quickly as possible. They see it as inefficient and cruel to burn someone (trust me, they know) (not Cyan, just Phoenixes in general, I see a lot with burn scars)

- not sure yet but I think he’d be a bright scarlet/orange-red

General:

- they’re like brothers, but the kind of brothers that are constantly fighting and annoying each other and those around them but if someone else tried to pick on one of them, the other would take that person out (literally or not literal, depends on the offense). Like, “Hey you can’t bully him that’s my job, get away from him.”

- They’re literally the brain and the brawn. need I say more

#ieytd #i expect you to die #ieytd hivemind #ieytd caliente #charlie caliente #lava’s asks

[metalliceyepoker]

I dunno. I really dunno. He hits all the right spots (wink). Let's see.....

Owns a bigass factory with multiple underground floors.

That has a junkyard. And underground junk pit.

The building is for manufacturing cyborg undead soldiers and workers.

The place is a labyrinth. And huge death fans.

Is a maniac. That glint in his eyes cannot be faked whatsoever. 100% pure manic energy. It triggers my freeze response and 'fuck that creature right now' response.

Cuban Cigar ey. 😏 Two sentences. Fine taste hidden beneath the bitterness. Shotgun kiss.

A hammer, that he slings over his shoulders, can lean on it, is metal so he can manipulate it however he wants, can be disassembled, store the parts in a...fancy case. Too heavy to use and he picks it up with one hand.

Is an engineer.

Got crazy creativity. Look at Sturm. Imagine making something because you can.

Flirty fuck.

That.....voice...........ah my kneecaps are melting.........

Stop purring you bobcat.

Why'd you tip your hat like that. Why'd you walk like that. Why'd you talk like that. What is that pose. What is that expression. You are a showman type of guy? Why do you keep getting better the more I know you.

Conspiring crook. Scheming shit.

Grave robber.

His attire. Y does he wear a spring scale? To weight bodies? For his soldat? Hobo look and military vibe really does it for me. Leather gloves. Black buckle boots. That hat with long ashen hair. Trench coat. Dog tag. Compass for fashion finally someone gets it.

Symbol for him is iron horse. For his HORSE DI-

Biggest ego in the room.

Got death traps.

Shielding his eyes. Smart man.

Have I mentioned enough times how much I love rebels?

Hard working.

Durable. Tough.

Grumpy.

Revenge seeking angy one. Borderline insane from rage. There's a reason why I like Sweeney Todd.

I like middle aged guys.

Partner in crime material.

Awkward in weird moments.

That eye color and the predatory glare combo is cheating. It's branded into my brain now.

Bbbitchhhh. Mirander. Seriously. I love his accent.

German. What's with german men and their handsomeness these days. How'd I only found about this.

Rough around the edges? Good. Need good, coarse whetstone to sharpen my blade and my senses.

I like macabre stuff a little too much. He literally works with corpses.

Oh look! Here is a very dangerous and unstable individual that probably should not be set loose into society! Do it. DO IT RIGHT NOW.

All my intrusive thoughts now sound like him. I saw that short film where Neil Newbon was a claw hammer wielding maniac and cracked open a man's skull. Yeah, now I imagine Karl doing that.

I like violence. He's violent.

That bit of childishness in him.

You left that, 'look out the window' letter for Ethan to find, didn't ya, sneaky? It's written behind a photo of your soldat. Sneaky shit. Clever man.

So disorganized.

Conspiring.

His lips so thick. Scar compliments it perfectly. That scar over his Adam's apple too. His motherfucking lips, guys. I wanna touch.

Mmm chub+worker's muscle combo mmmmmm

Mid-boss fight, 'I feel so alive!', 'I can't get enough of this!' Of course he'd feel alive during literal fight to the death. Of course. My kind of guy.

In this modern world, having the power to manipulate magnetic field and electricity is really huge.

He's an engineer too, managed the entire factory on his own. Knows what he's doing. He really is a force to be reckoned with. Just been too deprived of everything to show his potential.

Want to prove him wrong.

Some peeps here seem to hc that you only ever worked on dead bodies and nothing worse, but I can just sense that homicidal urge radiating off of you all the time. Honestly, same.

That wide toothy grin that's so annoying as much as it's endearing.

I like your grit, man. That kept you from losing it completely for years didn it?

But seeing him flying off the handle will be fantastic too. I can't decide whether I want you content or livid. I like that.

Got more but don't got nearly enough time. Dunno where tf he's been all these years, but he got all the traits I love packed into one man. God. Who knew stars can align. Fak.

#resident evil village #resident evil 8 #lord karl heisenberg #karl heisenberg #the iron steed #re8 village #rant #what's not to love? I said. I never say that. what is happening #he's too perfect of a character I can't believe it #capcom devs wanted to make a cool character? well they did too well!!! #good god

[havoc-bloom]

General Headcanons For (Most Of) The Dreams of An Insomniac Characters!!

(Excluding Lankmann cause I’ve already posted about him more than enough)

HC’s under the cut!!

Clyde:

- He’s so fucked up /pos

- Enjoys metal/rock, would listen to Mindless Self Indulgence

- If he tries hunting/chasing you I feel like you could distract him with candy

- Scary on the outside but an absolute sweetheart, especially with Winfrey (they’re boyfriends /hj)

- Prankster man, would place a banana peel on the ground and wait for you to comically slip and fall over it

- Eeeevil evil mischievous fellow

- About as straight as a curly fry

- Me, seeing Winfrey and Clyde: “oh my god, they were roommates :0”

- He has an evil laugh that he practiced in the mirror. Please tell him it’s cool and evil and maniacal.

Winfrey:

- Winfrey, my sweet baby boy. You poor poor thing.

- I CAN FIX HIM I SWEAR

- Winfixed AU gives me life (thanks Tigera)

- Plays violin extremely well, but can also play the piano

- If you ask him to play Megalovania he will bite you.

- Yes, he bites.

- His “theme song” may be Your Consenting Mind from Spooky’s Jumpscare Mansion according to Pastra, but damnit his anthem will always be Because Dreaming Costs Money, My Dear by Mitski in my heart and soul.

- Unironically used to not really acknowledge him because the other characters felt like they overshadowed him BUT THEN I MET @/tigerarainbowra-blog and my worldview has been CHANGED in the best way possible

- Me: (slaps the top of Winfrey’s head) “You won’t believe how much angst you can fit in here.”

- Really really heavy British accent, at least before he Went Feral™

- If the floor is being straight, then this man is crawling on the ceiling.

Klaus:

- What a douchebag /lh

- Reeks of birthday cake (he uses it to lure in kids to kill; I headcanon that Veldigun can change the way they smell and either completely nullify it or amplify it to make whoever they’re hunting more afraid or unaware of them) but also smells like blood and death.

- Absolutely vile, both in terms of personality and physical appearance

- Buried childhood trauma (he dares not talk abt it)

- Literally just needed some emotional help as a kid and if he got it he would’ve turned out fine, but somehow he got more fucked up with no thanks to the Lankmann Foundation.

- I can make anyone have sympathy for any character. Making people feel bad for Klaus is proof of that.

- Listens to Insane Clown Posse and Melanie Martinez

- He’s angry. He’s so, so angry, all the time. I wonder what put that anger in him.

Jack:

- GET HIM THERAPY JESUS FUCK

- I can fix him I promise

- We need to get him OUT of his toxic-ass relationship with Klaus, like right now. Let him be happy. Please.

- Looks up to Klaus even though he knows he’ll never be respected in the same way.

- He likes breakcore lmfao, also he listens to 100 gecs unironically /pos

- I like to think he makes kandi bracelets and he made matching ones for him and Klaus. Even tho Klaus is a bitch he still never takes off the bracelet, and neither does Jack.

- Sends the most cursed of memes at the most unholy times of night. You’ll get a notification from him at 6:06 AM and it’s just a radically blurred image of a cockroach with the caption “daniel.”

- Really truly just wants to continue making toys for kids.

- Has ate drywall and will do so again

Simon:

- Pleasant little farm boy

- He constantly smells like he just walked out of a barn, probably because he did. You get used to it (eventually).

- LOVES ANIMALS SO SO MUCH

- Animals > people, would rather chill with Flock for the day than actually socialize.

- Suppresses his Southern accent a lot but when he gets angry or super excited you’ll hear the Country™ in his voice.

- Kind of jarring hearing a Texas accent come out of a Canadian tbh

- I want his hand in marriage /hj

- autistic  /hj

- So far back into the closet he may as well be that one sweater from the 3rd grade you could never find again. Fruitier than Froot Loops but completely oblivious about it.

The Flock:

- BIRD MOMENT

- Yes, it can fly.

- Yes, it can purr.

- No, you cannot pet it.

- Does that thing snakes do where they curl up into little coils and rest their head on the top. Yeah that.

- Also does that thing hognose snakes do where they’ll play dead if they feel threatened, but instead they do it to lure in prey into thinking they’re an easy meal.

- Like a parrot it can mimic voices.

- Jack taught it to say curse words and now anytime someone gets near it’s just “BITCH”

- Will eat Cheez-Its out of your hand

Mortimer Gray:

- Oh, this poor motherfucker. This unfortunate fellow. He has been through so much.

- Overworked, underpaid artist.

- Serious burnout, but dammit if he’s getting paid he’ll get it done.

- Artblock 24/7, creatively exhausted. Just leave him alone for a while, please.

- Had a sparkledog phase, is now definitely a furry /hj

- Self esteem issues? He’s got all of them. Every single one.

- Anxiety to the fucking max

- I relate a few songs to him, namely Bag Of Bones by Mitski (burnout central haha) and Against The Kitchen Floor by Will Wood (honestly I was listening to it while drawing him and now it’s just kinda,, a thing I relate him with now.)

- Help me I kin him

#dreams of an insomniac #doai #headcanons #doai headcanons #clyde doai #winfrey doai #klaus doai #jack doai #simon doai #flock doai #mortimer gray doai

[cage-cat-yt]

hey it’s valentine lol i just don’t want ppl seeing my old blog lol. do u have any headcanons for all the dummies u may wanna share? i love hearing ppls weird or out of character hcs for them <3 it’s so fun seeing what people come up with

Hi Val!! ^^ and after 10 days I got my headcanons written! If anybody wants to see more headcanons from me just let me know the fandom and characters:)

I'm gonna start with how I characterize these guys, because I notice from person to person it can vary a little to moderate amounts.

Slappy is a maniacal 3'00" puppet who, even though he seems to be good at planning out his deeds at first glance, is in reality more similar to a child acting out. Plus, he's VERY impulsive compared to the other dummies, pulling his pranks on a whim and hoping they work, and when they do, gets a kick outta them!

Unlike his younger brother, Wally Wood is more patient and less like a child acting out and more just "provoke me and I break you". This doesn't change that his tactics of suffering isn't easy, it's just as bad-if not worse- as Slappy's. Though 80% of the time, he'll just be minding his own business, being in his own little world reading catcher and the rye. Though he's very antisocial (in multiple aspects) he can somewhat socialize with people without freaking them out, but it's inevitable for him to say something that might come off as horrific or insensitive, since he doesn't catch onto some social cues with those kind of things.

Dennis is very childish and naive compared to the rest of the puppets, enjoying activities that are perceived to be childish, and having the open loving ideals that an innocent child might have. He's very easily distracted, struggling to pay attention to one thing for long periods of time unless it hooks his attention and gets him excited, which can come as a problem at times since he'll get fidgety and antsy when bored.

Rocky in many ways is the parent of the group. He's serious, doesn't talk too much, and very much an introvert. But he questions everything and everyone's intentions around him since his first encounter with Slappy, not wanting to fall into the same trap of working for an awful person. But despite it, when he does work for someone, he does what they say with little questioning at first. But if his trust is broken he'll make sure hell breaks loose in some way, that be towards the person specifically or just their surroundings.

Now onto ✨the headcanons✨

Slappy and Mr Wood's relationship is like two children trying to one up the other. They bicker, argue, and are willing to get physical with the fighting. But as much as they might treat each other as rivals, they still have each other's backs to protect and defend each other.

Bilingual Mr Wood, he can speak English and French. Why? I felt like it.

If it wasn't very obvious in my description for Dennis' personality, I headcanon him having ADHD. Obviously the description was just a quick surface level look, but if I ever touch on this subject in writing I'll do my best to make it realistic, probably ask one of my besties and cousin with adhd how I should characterize it too for safe measures to not get it incorrect.

Music tastes because I'm a band nerd! First, though Rocky isn't vocal about it, he's a big metal music fan, KoRn being his favorite. Slappy is a fan of "pumped up kicks syndrome" music, which means any music that has like a happy melody and music to it, but when you look listen to the lyrics or meaning it takes a much darker meaning. Examples of this would be Pumped up kicks by Foster the people, My ordinary life by Living Tombstone, every other 21 pilots song, and When doves cry by Prince). Wally and Dennis aren't big music people, but Wally enjoys some grunge/alternative while Dennis enjoys love songs from around 50s-80s (more chill type, not too metal on the music).

Biromantic Ace Slappy, AroAce Rocky, Demiromantic Ace Dennis, and Straight Token Wally.

When they trying to get movie tonight together it never works.. Slappy is an intense enjoyer of horror, mainly psychological but will do any type. But Dennis has a preference for family friendly films and is spooked by horror. But Wally hates most family films and isn't scared by horror, so his preference is for realistic drama, especially if it's a commentary on parts of society. But Rocky isn't super interested in watching some movie about a dysfunctional depressing family, no, he's an action man, get this man some like John Wick or Terminator and he'll have a grand old time. But atlas, none of them can agree on a genre, so movie nights are usually just arguing among 3 of the dummies and Dennis covering his ears.

Slappy is a theater kid, you will not change my mind. He is waiting for the moment he can break into a musical number and feel no shame or remorse.

I love the idea that Slappy and Dennis have like a positive older brother - younger brother relationship, Slappy sticking up if Dennis ever gets harassed, showing him the ropes to his trickery, and Dennis looking up to Slappy, trying his best to not get distracted. But even when he does get sidetracked, Slappy's real cool about it.

Idk if this makes much sense but I'm put it anyway- since me and another user hc Rocky taking a lotta naps, I'm pretty dead set that he'd be a pretty heavy sleeper. So heavy to where even if Wally and Slappy are having a yelling match about something unimportant, he just, won't notice? Lol, I probably sound crazy but c'est la vie

Dennis tried learning the trombone one, but didn't make it too far before losing interest.

If you read these, thank you for taking the time from your day to!! I put far too much effort on this, but I'm totally down to doing this in the future ^^ anyway, remember to hydrate and I hope you have a good day :)

#goosebumps #text post #headcanons #goosebumps headcanons #rl stine #the goosebumps dummies #slappy #slappy the dummy #goosebumps slappy #goosebumps mr. wood #wally wood goosebumps #goosebumps dennis #dennis the dummy #rocky goosebumps #rocky the dummy #night of the living dummy #night of the living dummy 2 #night of the living dummy 3 #cage-cat #ask #long post

[a-single-slice-of-toast]

Shroombot HCs cuz there is no content for this ship anymore and that makes me sad

Sucy and Constanze are the kind of couple that you can't tell are together because they mostly hang around each other in private. None of their friends knew they were dating until a few months before they all graduated.

The two usually just stay in Constanze's workshop to watch horror movies or work on their own separate projects. They just really enjoy each other's company as just being next to each other is enough for the both of them.

If Cons has some leftover scrap parts from a project, she'll make little trinkets for Sucy. Eventually, Cons makes a necklace for Sucy that has little metal skulls and mushrooms. Sucy refuses to take it off and anyone who tries to tell her to will face her wrath.

Even outside of their relationship, the couple have great respect for each other. Sucy admires Constanze's dedication and willingness to push beyond limits (especially the legal ones). Constanze admires Sucy's independent and adamant nature. They both see a lot of themselves in the other. Because of this respect, even before they started dating, they both seemed to make a silent pact to never use the other as a test subject. Not that it mattered too much since Akko was always there to be a guinea pig. (Voluntarily for Cons, no so much for Sucy)

To Sucy, Cons being a wanted criminal for being a black market magic tech dealer makes her a bit more attractive. She'll never admit it, though.

Cons is one of the few people who can make Sucy blush. Usually it's from whispering something to her or just giving her a nice gift.

Neither is sure when exactly they started dating. Sucy thinks their first date was when Cons invited her into the workshop. Constanze thinks it was the time Sucy invited her to go mushroom picking in one of the forbidden areas.

Akko was the first person to find out about them dating as she quite literally fell in on one of their dates. Akko needed Constanze's help with a project (again) and fell into the lab while the pair were sitting on the couch watching a movie together. Akko screamed when she saw the two holding hands, either out of fear for Cons' life because Sucy or because they were doing something considered romantic because... Sucy. Needless to say, Akko got a particularly potent potion testing that night.

They don't do much in terms of physical affection, but they will share a hug or a kiss from time to time.

Their first kiss was during one of their regular movie nights. Constanze was heavily fixated on the screen, analyzing the intricacies of the mechanical abomination chasing humans around. Sucy turned to look at her and decided to try something. Sucy kissed Cons on the cheek, leading to the shorter witch to freeze up. At first, Sucy couldn't help but giggle maniacally at the reaction. After a while, Cons was still stuck frozen and Sucy actually began to worry. Eventually, Stanbot came over and helped snap Constanze back to reality. Cons took a bit of revenge and quickly pecked Sucy on the lips, which allowed her to see Sucy blush for the first time and madly at that.

Sucy and Constanze are very much height difference gfs. Once, Cons rode on Sucy's shoulders and she has since struggled to find something that made her feel as powerful as she felt at that moment.

After the gang found out about Cons and Sucy dating, they do hound them with questions for a bit before quickly backing off because 1. Sucy and 2. Constanze when someone makes her (and now by extension Sucy) mad. Even Akko pulls back because of her experience in angering the two. Amanda, on the other hand, does not have as much experience dealing with Sucy. So, when Amanda tries to joke around about the couple like she does with Akko and Diana, Cons ends up needing to decide between holding Sucy back or getting Amanda out as soon as possible.

Constanze gives Sucy full access to Stanbot and its abilities, excluding the weaponry because Sucy's tendency to lean towards chaos and even wanton destruction rather than safety and order is well known to all at Luna Nova.

I might update this later with more stuff or just make another post.

#lwa #little witch academia #constanze amalie von braunschbank albrechtsberger #sucy manbaravan #lwa sucy #lwa constanze

[acceleracers-baby]

oh hey, I have a cute and funny idea for teams headcanons based on this tik tok XD

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMM6ePRFD/

like some of them mocking the other one for playing dolls or something, I just can't stop laughing

Please- I love this! That Tiktok had me wheezing!!! For now, I just did a scenario with the Teku but let me know if you want the Metal Maniacs too! I have something in mind for them! Thanks for the ask!!!

———

Never Living It Down.

To keep up with the maintenance costs of racing against the Metal Maniacs, Vert was forced to get a side gig. Sure, he made decent money winning street races, but between upgrading his car and keeping it working at peak performance all the time, his winnings simply weren’t enough. To remedy this problem he decided to start giving surfing and skating lessons.

At first, business was slow, but the closer it got to summer, the easier it was to find clientele. Most parents signed their kids up just to get them out of the house while school was out, others just wanted their kids to socialize more while also gaining a skill in the process. It wasn't long before Vert had obtained quite the client base. In fact, there were times when he had to turn people away because he just didn't have enough bandwidth to look after a dozen kids in the water without worrying he might lose one or two of them.

Towards the end of the summer, when most schools were starting to run classes again, he'd built up enough rapport with some of the parents that he’d landed a few babysitting gigs to hold him over for the rest of the season. He’d usually end up finishing up right before the Teku would be heading out for a race or a car meet. Tonight was no different except for the fact that he was running late.

The parents had gotten so caught up in all the banquet politics that they had completely missed their pick-up time. Vert was just about to send a courtesy text to Nolo when he heard loud and familiar music pulling up to his house.

The girls he was watching over that night were psyched about the colorful flashing lights coming from outside the windows, but Vert was horrified. He hadn’t told the crew he had started a babysitting gig, and worse than that, the girls, Tina and Laurie, had stuffed him into a WAY too small princess dress and had plopped a comically extravagant tiara on his head so that he could play princesses more accurately.

When the knocking at the door started, Vert momentarily thought about just hiding and waiting them out, but before he had a chance to slink away, Tina had sprinted to the door and swung it open with all the enthusiasm in the world. They would have to have a talk about opening up the door for strangers later… again.

“Vert, come on- we’re going to be… um…. Hello?” To say Kurt looked confused would be an understatement.

“Tina! C’mon, we talked about this!” Vert chidded as he scoped the giggling girl up into his arms. Laurie was right behind him, gazing curiously up at Kurt from behind Vert’s leg.

“He’s got funny glasses!” Tina shouted pointing up at Kurt. Kurt could only blink in surprise as Vert finally met his dumbfounded gaze.

“Yeah. He does, doesn’t he,” Vert snorted.

“Says the man in a tiara,” Kurt was quick to snap back, folding his arms over his chest defensively.

“He’s a princess!” Tina shouted, and Vert quietly reminded her about the existence of inside voices.

Nervous about having the door open for too long, Vert stepped aside and gestured for Kurt to come in. Hesitantly, he did, shutting the door behind him. For a moment, he just took in the scene in front of him. There were various Barbies and stuffed animals set up around a little table in the living room. A tea set, which he determined was thankfully full of water, lay abandoned in the middle of the table.

“I didn’t know you had sisters,” Kurt said finally, locking eyes with Laurie who was still silently staring up at him like she didn't know what to make of him.

“I don’t. These are my neigbor’s kids.” Vert playfully tossed Tina down on the couch which only made her laugh and squeal louder. “They’re stuck at some banquet. I’ve been watching them since six. Tina. Laurie. Say hi to Kurt.”

Tina waved wildly, while Laurie went to silently hide behind Vert’s leg again.

“Laurie’s a little shy, but she warms up fast, isn’t that right, little dude?” Vert prompted, patting the girl gently on the head.

“I’m not a little dude… I’m a princess.” Laurie gently reminded Vert.

Knock. Knock. Knock.

Vert had been so caught up explaining himself that he hadn't even heard the other car roll up. Hoping that it was Tina and Laurie’s parents, he made a beeline for the door and swung it open. No such luck.

Shirako, Karma, and Nolo all stood on his front porch looking just as confused as Kurt had been a minute ago.

“What the hell-“

“HECK am I wearing?” Vert worked fast to censor Nolo. The last thing he needed was for the girls to go home saying swear words.

“He’s a princess!” Kurt cackled from inside.

Karma raised an eyebrow at him.

“Look, I’m babysitting my neighbor’s kids, okay? Now come in before one of them decides to bolt out the door.” Vert said, ushering the rest of the Teku into his home.

Like Kurt, the three of them entered the living room with a reasonable level of caution. There were toys strewn out everywhere, and they also didn’t know how these kids would react to having three other people in the house. Positively apparently, because it didn't take but two seconds for Tina to drag Nolo and Karma over to the tea party table. Kurt had already been served a tiny teacup full of water by the time they were seated.

“Princess Vert!!!” Tina shouted, aggressively waving him over. “Your guests are here- they are ready for your royal speech!”

The Teku couldn’t contain their laughter as Vert straightened out the tiny princess dress he had squeezed into. Tina, of course, violently shushed them.

“Uh… Welcome to the tea party…?” Vert spoke hesitantly, and even Laurie shook her head.

“No!!! Use your princess voice!” Tina complained dramatically, pouring Shirako a cup of water, to which he thanked her quietly.

He was never going to live this down…

With all the poise and elegance he could muster, Vert sucked in a deep breath and pitched his voice up a couple of octaves. The speech, all things considered, was pretty good. Good enough to satisfy Tina at least. The Teku on the other hand…

Kurt had a hand clasped tightly over his mouth and was shaking with the effort it took not to laugh again. Shirako and Nolo were in literally tears as they listened to Vert’s beautiful tea party speech, and Karma was recording the whole thing.

Yup… He was never living this down.

About twenty minutes after Vert’s tea party speech, Tina and Laurie’s parents finally showed up. They were extremely apologetic for the late pickup, and tipped well because of it, but not enough to cover the damage to his ego he had suffered that night.

All the way to the race, that was all the Teku talked about. Not to mention the fact that they called him Princess Vert for a full week after the incident.

Nope. Never living it down.

——— Thanks for Reading! ———

#hot wheels #acceleracers #hot wheels acceleracers #hot wheels highway 35 #acceleracers headcanons #hot wheels hcs #kurt wylde #hot wheels fanfic #acceleracers fanfic #vert wheeler #karma eiss #shirako takamoto #nolo pasaro #vert plays with Barbies confirmed #princess vert core #imagine if the metal maniacs found out #vert will never live this down #Teku #Teku headcannons #thank you for the ask! #ask answered

[ssobsinternallyy]

hi guys im bringing you my 2012 angst headcanons for the boys because they're silly

on the topic of ANGER:

donnie's anger is very loud, but not like- in the raph way loud. more like "i'm gonna lose my fucking shit" loud. he probably laughs like a fucking maniac when he's pushed over the edge angry. probably screams a lot and doesn't take a single break from screaming. like, take every pent up anxious thought this man has ever had and channel it into this anger. bro is a mess. he probably cries after every anger meltdown he has.

okay okay leo. leo's anger is a lot quieter. he probably funnels all his depression into his anger when he's like, honest to god, genuinely angry. the most you'll probably get out of him 90% of the time is irritation or disappointment. but when he is mad, lord have mercy on your soul. he probably goes to his room to brood after his little anger tantrums and then apologizes later.

everyone knows raph's anger. big loud and scary. he yells a lot of insults and shit. very very very VERY defensive when he's mad. can and will beat the shit out of you and won't feel bad about it unless you're someone he genuinely gives a shit about. after he's done screaming whatever he's mad about, he'll stomp off and listen to music or something. the most he'll do is text you an "im sorry" and then not talk to you for a good few hours.

let's talk about mikey. oh my god, mikey. this man is IMPOSSIBLE to get mad. you CANNOT piss him off. HOWEVER, WHEN YOU DO? bro. you're FUCKED. oh my GOD you are fucked. mikey's anger is COLD. not like, his fake, borderline irritation anger. no, not that. @turrondeluxe has been getting a lot of asks about mikey having anger issues and i SO SO SO agree. the worst part is, he won't say a FUCKING WORD to you, if he's angry. like, if he's fighting you, he will not speak. he can be quiet when he needs to be. and oh my god this man terrifies me. let him go apeshit plEASE. he'd go to his room and blast the most ear-bleeding death metal in existence until he's pushed all of the bad emotions back into their little box in the back of his mind. (as for the aftermath, he'll probably act completely normal the next day, after he's done bottling it all up again.)

more under the cut (tw for eating disorders, mentions of suicidal thoughts/ideations, and just genuinely sad stuff) (also sorry for tagging you fer LOL EVERYONE GO FOLLOW THEM)

some extra headcanons because i like them a lot they make me silly

mikey:

- mikey actually loves reading. he's dyslexic and can't read, but he loves forcing his brothers to read to him. (they secretly love reading to him)

- he probably struggled with an eating disorder of some kind at some point. probably almost killed him too

- also on top of the eating disorder: probably why he’s so much shorter than his bros (bad genes combined with not eating enough [or eating too much to the point of throwing up])

- 100% a metalhead. (i also think he listens to like, green day and nirvana. probably a huge gorillaz guy too. he just listens to whatever)

- master of manipulation. he might not be able to do math but he can crack your brain open like a walnut and pick you apart.

- has a lot of weird not-directly-suicidal thoughts about something happening to him. like "what if that train just hit me and i died" type shit.

- he keeps cat food on his belt so he can feed stray cats in alleyways :3

- raph is his favorite brother. raph is also the only one who knows Just How Much Shit (tm) mikey bottles up. they have a sworn pact to keep it in between themselves because leo and donnie just dont Get It like raph does. and mikey listens to raph and talks to raph and FUCK YOU IF YOU THINK RAPH IS ABUSIVE HE LOVES HIS BABY BROTHER‼️

- he loves april so so so so so much they do everything together. he cries indefinitely depending on how hurt or sad april is.

- gossip king. he keeps tabs on EVERYTHING

- he LOVES hot chocolate.

- trans guy (thanks fer i stole this hc from you)

- “i like everyone as long as they’re nice to me”

- he’s leatherhead’s little baby. LH is like, fourth favorite family member next to raph, donnie, and leo.

- speaks spanish (and russian for some reason?? idk it seemed like a funny headcanon) along with japanese and english obviously

- only texts in slang terms for some reason. donnie’s like, the only one who can semi decipher what he’s saying half the time

- after getting over his ED with the help of raph, leo, and donnie, he begins to treat his body a little kinder. he trains with raph in the morning, and slowly gets his booyah back!

raph:

- he only talks to mikey. he plays up the whole "mehmehmeh i hate mikey he's annoying" in front of leo and donnie but the moment they're alone they are best friends. mikey listens. he listens and he understands and he doesnt get mad at raph and raph loves him so much for that.

- his banter with leo is just petty. it's his second favorite way to blow off steam.

- his first favorite way is to punch old reliable (the punching bag)

- second best cook in the entire household

- he gossips with casey about people at casey's highschool.

- speaking of casey, he likes to spar with casey a lot. not train like he does with his brothers

- was passively suicidal for a long time because of some bad shit he was going through. he only just started realizing he needed help after realizing that MIKEY needed help

- he loves dogs. contrary to popular belief, he likes golden retrievers. (i also hc that he likes chihuauas tho)

- he likes soft indie music. (also probably a huge nirvana fan)

- iced tea lover

- bisexual as fuck

- speaks spanish cause he watches too many telenovelas

- trains regularly, treats his body like a temple.

leo:

- he likes reptiles! snakes, lizards, and little frogs are his favorite :3

- green tea drinker (he likes all tea except iced tea, but green tea is his favorite. chai is a very close second though)

- anxiety 9000% percent of the time, it gets better as he gets older though

- he’s allergic to peanuts probably. he strikes me as a peanut allergy guy

- he loves milk!!! he fucking loves milk!! drinks it every chance he gets!!!

- classical music nerd. (secretly a theater kid as well, has the entire grease soundtrack memorized)

- almost killed himself once (karai stopped him in time and they talked about it. he never tried again)

- donnie and him have the closest relationship. he likes that donnie doesn’t start fights for fun or lose interest in whatever he’s talking about quickly. (not that mikey actually loses interest, but it feels that way cause mikey hates eye contact. makes leo feel like he’s not actually listening.)

- he secretly really loves ICK. mikey always leaves her in his care when he’s off doing something else

- banned from mikey’s kitchen

- karai is his emotional support sister

- reads to mikey on a daily basis

- owner of the most popular captain ryan x reader fanfic on ao3

- kind of bullies his body by pushing it way past its limit at times, but mikey’s helping him with that

- nearsighted

- token straight brother (ik the transfem leo hcs are great.. but its funny to think about him being the only cis straight guy in his household…)

donnie:

- aroace king.

- treats his body like trash (getting better at going to sleep at reasonable hours with april’s help)

- HE LOVES MICE!!!! any kind of rodent actually. (also bunnies)

- black coffee drinker.

- can speak like four different languages fluently. has the third best understanding of japanese and kanji next to leo and mikey (mikey’s being the best because he retains the most of what splinter taught)

- not very spiritual at all but tries his best.

- probably the most depressed out of all of his brothers (pro tip: don’t compare depression guys, just saying he most definitely struggled the most with depression)

- doesn’t have a favorite brother. loves them all equally.

- got over his weird crush on april after realizing that it was probably just him wanting to feel normal. they’re besties now though

- would belittle everyone at a really low point in his life, got help though :D 👍 (he still apologizes about it to this day)

- also banned from mikey’s kitchen (still a better cook than leo)

- most of his inventions are stupid things his brothers though would be funny if he made (50% of the time they blow up in his face, but it’s still fun to mess around.)

- casey is the only one not allowed in his lab without supervision LMAO

- any bad depressive episodes he has usually ends in a turtle pile (HIS BROTHERS FUCKING LOVE HIM SO MUCH THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO SO SO MUCH FIGHT ME RAHHHH)

- he wears his goggles 100% of the time now.

- surprisingly has really good eyesight. the best out of his brothers.

- and lastly, he loves sweet things. even though he’s a black coffee drinker, he loves pastries and asks mikey to make him little sweet things all the time (mikey always agrees!)

thanks for reading this long ass post :3

#shitpost #headcanons with kira :3 #tmnt 2012 #i dont know what im doing man someone take these stupid fucks away from me

[ghostlylicious]

heyy ik this is out of my usual and prob out of the blue but fsr i rlly wanted to share what i think abt what kind of songs the becile bots would fit into or listen to for the SPG and CFE fandom so here it goes 😭 :3 👉👈

(i'm obsessed w the designs of the characters and the idea of them but i *accidentally* made my own world of it and i can't get out of it help mejshskns. i even made redesigns of hare and jack if i should post them here cuz they're on my insta, thinking abt it. but anyways is this an au of an au? hhhmmm)

(also don't think i don't know the epic blog @ask-the-becile-boys) (it's a lil embarrassing tagging them but oh well lol😭)

tl;dr: i hc hare liking house of wolves by mcr, dig by mudvayne, and (sic) by slipknot. and the jack liking smells like teen spirit by nirvana, misery business by paramore, and blood by mcr (i also hc the jack as mansplain and manipulate). nothing for skull sorry bby </3 ☹️

HARE 🔥🔥💥💣 (he's a mad rodent that's sensitive and luvs when things go his way but better watch out when things don't. he's also a macho trans masc /canon yay)

house of wolves by my chemical romance because:

dig by mudvayne because:

and (sic) by slipknot because:

THE JACK 🤪💥🥰🎸🐓 (i like his lore in the blog, but personally i like his personality a bit differently (bc i gave myself too much free time))

what i made him become in summary: he's insane, a maniac, probably a pyromaniac, but he's free, he's cringe but is free, a bit of a fan of patriarchy but lost interest when he found it wasn't abt horses /ref, manipulates ppl just for the thrill of it, diagnosed antisocial personality disorder somehow as a robot, but still v social, he just likes to be silly and ruin ppl's day without getting in trouble bc of hare, he's spoiled bc of hare, the company is afraid of hare, he likes pranks, likes grunge, and thinks kurt cobain is jesus and will one day return from the dead to save the robots)

ok here's the songs: smells like teen spirit by nirvana (who could've guessed) because:

also bc of the vibe

blood by my chemical romance because:

(oh, and he will also rip your guts out for fun and also drain you of your blood to give it to dying ppl in need if you're not careful)

and misery business by paramore because:

not bc he relates to stealing a guy from a girl (or maybe he does idk) but bc 1. the song bangs, and 2. it's abt manipulation and he luvs being a lil prankster. he prob ruined a relationship just for fun and his excuse was: NO DATING AT WORK.

I HAVE NOTHING FOR THE MAFIA AESTHETIC SKULL YET. I'M SORRY BBY </33 but i like his thing in the blog too (it's just the jack i changed fsr) and i hc he knitted clothes for poor women and children during the great depression. idk if he was doing anything that time but yes. he's kind under all that rough, metallic exterior.

so yeah, this is my au of an au and yes this is a heavy metal/metal rock band 😭😭🥰🥰 i didn't include the other characters bc these r the 3 i'm obsessed with.

if u actually read this that's impressive. i mostly made this bc ig i just wanted my idea to be out there even tho it won't get that much attention i wanted to speak out lolisjdk anyways

#becile bots #headcannons #headcannons everywhere #au of an au #my au #becile boys #hare becile #the jack becile #i love this fandom #steam powered giraffe #steam powered giraffe au #SPG #long post #barbie reference #slipknot #my chemical romance #mcr #mudvayne #nirvana #paramore

[what-am-i-doing-with-my-lifee]

I posted the WIP of this a while back. Here's the finished drawing.

I believe there's an explanation needed for what's going on.

So, since I read a lot of fanfiction (like every other fangirl/fanboy), I mostly see these three outcomes.

Jack quits and later returns more evil than ever (and is sometimes immortal), imprisons everyone, practically wins (and starts dating Chase or Hannibal or one of the monks). That's the blue future Jack on the left. The evil, sometimes insane, maniac, with magic powers/magic rivalling machinery.

Jack quits and is indifferent to what's going on between the Xiaolin and Heylin, focuses on family, success, school, etc. Sometime later someone drags him into the conflict again as an adult and he's on his own neutral side and is badass. That's the one in the middle, but with my hcs instead of all those fanfic-y things. But the premise is similar enough.

Jack joins the monks and is later reviled to be the Xiaolin Dragon of Metal (if Jermain is not there). He grows up to be a respected warrior and starts dating one of the monks, but that's like the distant future so he's one mischievous motherf-er until tragedy strikes and he has to take the initiative to prove himself. That's the yellow chained one. (Or that can just be Good Jack cosplaying as a monk... There's not enough fanfic for this himbo!!)

Since I'm on the Jack is an albino train, in two of three futures, he lets his hair grow and stops dying it, so white-haired Jack!! Also, another personal hc is that he has a scar under his left eye and is applying make-up, hence the eyeliner.

It was fun few days doing this! Thanks for reading! <3

#my au #xiaolin showdown #jack spicer #jack spicer fanart #jack spicer aus #digital art #my art

[leopardmask-ao3]

NHHP 2022 Day 29: What a Cool Guy

Link to the challenge Today’s Word is: Freeze Characters: Tango Season: HC 9 Other tags/warnings: robot Tango, demonpulse, Decked Out 2 in progress Word Count: 575

Summary: Mechanical joints aren't meant for cold weather. In order to build the icy dungeon that he has imagined, Tango's going to need a new look.

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Tango walked, a little stiffly, out of his frozen dungeon onto the front landing. Waiting for him there was a gold-colored, circular sigil, painted on the ground. If Tango didn't know better, he would think someone had been trying to summon a demon on his front porch.

In reality, though, it was the demon himself who had made this circle of magic - and at Tango's request, too. Tango grinned. "Here we go," he murmured. "Right here, just like Impulse said."

Tango had been struggling a little with the climate of his chosen base recently; his redstone mind was processing much faster than his mechanical body could move in the often freezing temperatures. On top of that, his circuits and joints got warm enough to sometimes melt the ice he was trying to work with. 

Plus, Tango was the dungeon master here, and simply wanted a badass new look to make him match the build a little better.

Hence, asking Impulse about a frosty demon spell that he had mentioned before, but apparently never used. And Impulse had delivered, telling Tango how to use the circle magic, and even giving him a specific phrase to say, without which the spell wouldn't activate. To prevent anyone from happening by while both Impulse and Tango were busy, of course.

Tango squared his shoulders and moved his head side to side, wincing a little at the creaking sound his neck made. This would either be really awesome or maybe kill him - if it killed him, though, he could always get Impulse back for it later.

He stepped into the center of the golden sigil and double-checked the communicator panel in his arm for the starter phrase Impulse had sent him. "Faciem me- meam, olet malus?"

Somewhere, Tango could have sworn he heard Impulse snicker. But any suspicion was quickly pushed away by the activation of the spell around him.

The lines of the sigil started glowing; quickly, the glow faded from yellow to purple as stormy clouds roiled up out of them. The light from the circle turned into purple lightning crackling in the clouds, making Tango a little nervous.

An arc of energy struck Tango in the leg. He flinched, but instead of activating pain receptors or any other circuits it shouldn't, it just dispersed, as if it were always meant to be there. The spot where it struck felt... colder.

Tango laughed a little and held out his arms, letting the magic strike again, again, again! The heat from his redstone lessened, lessened, vanished, and yet his movement wasn't hindered by the cold at all. 

The clouds and lightning coalesced into a final, explosive burst. A glamour swept across him, turning his hair to ice and his clothes into an intricate, hooded cloak.

Tango turned, looking himself over with a pleased air. His body still creaked with every motion, but this wasn't the stiff grinding of frozen metal - it was the crackling of ice, sliding against itself throughout his body to smooth his movements as if he weren't cold at all.

He wiggled his fingers, chuckling at the sound. Gradually, the chuckle turned into a much more maniacal cackle. Tango's blue eyes glowed with excitement under the dark hood of his cloak. Oh, yes, this would do nicely, wouldn't it?

He turned dramatically on his heel, the cloak sweeping around him, and easily pushed open the doors to Decked Out. The Dungeon Master was home at last.

#nhh 2022 promptober #my hc fic #tango tek #robot tango #impulsesv #demon impulse

[ein-liebloser-wanderer]

hello there! would you be willing to write some hcs for forsaken murderer? :D (lobotomy corp btw)

Ahahaha, I was expecting this request to come up sooner. Who could possibly forget about our local homicidal psycho?

⸸ T-01-54 (The Forsaken Murderer) ⸸

(A Yandere AU of Lobotomy Corporation where I turned a yangire into a yandere. OOC and fanon are to be expected)

Warning: gore, graphic depiction of blood, hermatolagnia

Contains: auditory hallucinations (canon and fanon), antisocial behavior, sadism

(Don't click if you don't like seeing blood or knives.)

"The researchers wanted to know if innate evil existed. He proved it."

⸸ If one were to ask him if he deserved what he had become—and he had the coherence to understand the question—he would say 'yes'.

⸸ He had murdered, tortured, and found gratification in the suffering of others, and he would gladly do it again should the opportunity for it arise. If it wasn't clear yet, he didn't regret a single thing.

⸸ So, yes. He deserved the inhumane experiments he was put through. However...

⸸ What these 'scientists' did was worse than anything he could have possibly done. In their curiosity, they had turned him into an Abnormality, a creature doomed to live for all of eternity, trapped within the hellscape that was the human mind.

⸸ Even more amusing was how they try to cover up their monstrosity with the excuse of helping humanity. 'The search for a cure', they call it.

"They didn't even know what they were trying to cure, so were they really any better than him?"

⸸ As a human, he already hated everything. Hatred fueled his existence, but ever since those scientists 'saved' him from death row, Lobotomy Corporation began to hold a very special place in his corrupted heart.

⸸ His darling, whoever unfortunate soul they were, won't be exempt from his undiscriminating bloodlust.

⸸ After all...only a thin line existed between hatred and love, and for someone who had lost themselves a long time ago, the two weren't even distinguishable anymore.

⸸ See how he loves Instinct work with low level employees? I imagine it would work the same way with his darling. To be looked at with fear was just the stroke needed for his withering mind.

⸸ Any rational person would know that he was incapable of hurting anyone with all the restraints put on him. Still, it helps to know that he could still incite fear into those around him. It helps

⸸ Attachment work is fine. He used to be human after all (even if his idea of 'bonding' seems problematic). But the moment they get too comfortable, the moment they even look at him with pity...

⸸ The metallic ringing in his head would return. The voices would speak much louder than the warning trumpets playing throughout the entire facility, and in his delusion, he wouldn't even realize that he had breached.

⸸ The true tragedy of this story was that his darling thought they were safe just because he felt any sort of affection for them.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Of all the Abnormalities, he's probably the one I liked less ever since Ruina came out. His flavour text in LoR made him look softer and tragic rather than 'bloodthirsty' and 'maniacal'.

But, just for the sake of complying with what I interpret as the canon Forsaken Murderer, I still tried to make him somewhat sympathetic.

#yandere forsaken murderer #yandere slasher #yandere monster #yandere lobotomy corporation #yandere lobotomy corp #yandere lobcorp #yandere males #yandere #yandere headcanons #love-eldritch