#mentions of his essential oils and creams

[cha1cedony]

I should be sleeping but I’m thinking about Rebecca again…. blinks innocently 😇 So many old headcanons resurfacing today!

(This turned into a longer ramble than I anticipated so um. Tee hee)

Anyway I always wonder how big Swallows Ice Cream really was. I know they had a storefront, but I’ve always imagined it to have started as a mom-n-pop place and maybe expanded into a local chain that sells in stores, too. She DOES call it an “ice cream empire,” after all. I wonder how recently it became so successful o_o How old were Normal and Hero? Did they see their parents (+ Lark) struggle as kids, and did they see the business take off (maybe post-Vinny fiasco, when Normal’s parents were actually working in the shop, and which definitely convinced Normal that his mascoting was the reason for the business’ success lol)? They’re not ever mentioned to be rich like Taylor, so maybe not that successful…? Idk. Food for Normal childhood thoughts ANYWAY ANYWAY

Anyway. Back to the reason I made this post lmao. I wonder if Rebecca was the one to make the ice cream first. She probably was, since she FOUNDED the aforementioned ice cream empire. Maybe when Normal and Hero were growing up, Rebecca would spend all day making new flavors: weird stuff, like lavender and basil and thyme and Grape-Nut (at Henry’s request). I was Googling Ecuadorian desserts once for an (unfinished) fic and discovered espumillas—fruit merengue in an ice cream cone—and imagined her making that for the kids :) !!!!

And maybe, when they expanded to a small handful of storefronts in LA and selling in a couple of local grocery stores, the family made a routine of going around town to try the new ones. Rebecca and Sparrow had already tried and approved everything for quality control, of course, but Normal and Hero grew up on this stuff! And when their mom isn’t the one making it, it’s just not as good! >:( That’s not the REAL Swallows Vegan Ice Cream, yk? Even when they had enough money to hire new employees, Normal BEGGED his mom to keep making the ice cream at the original San Dimas shop herself.

…And now he’ll never eat her ice cream again :( She’ll never let him experiment with mixing his essential oils in the soft serve machine to make a new godawful flavor again. When Normal is missing Carlos, Rebecca will never be there to make guava espumillas and blackberry helado de paila again (and Sparrow knows the recipe, too, but it’s just not the same).

Hero has sworn off ice cream ever since she rejected her role as ‘chosen one’; it leaves a bad taste in her mouth (literally). But after Rebecca dies, Hero finally feels its cold absence. Maybe she gets her sweet tooth back :)

So! Anyway! How are we all doing tonight 😄

PS: My friend (hi if you’re reading this) and I tried vegan ice cream by accident the other day, and it was sooooo bad (to me). The coconut milk made everything taste like coconuts 😭 and it was so sweet. I hate coconuts AND sweet stuff. Bleh. But I believe Rebecca’s ice cream is better ☝️ I have to believe… lol okay byeeee

#cannot believe I wrote this whole ramble about VEGAN ICE CREAM #anyway #maybe it will become an actual fic someday instead of my sleepy and sick ramblings #who knows #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads spoilers #dungeons and daddies spoilers

[poohbea]

𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐭𝐨𝐨.

eren yeager | angst (because i want to see y’all suffer), fluff | aristocrat!au

PART ONE

wordcount: 5k

content: dramatic argument, depression (not in a clinical sense), miscommunication, momma comes to comfort you, very light suggestion of alcohol abuse, fluff all round

— synopsis: tired of eren's sour attitude you're finally about to get to the bottom of it

note from pooh: you see what i did with the title there? huh? did ya? hehehehe im so funny. but on a serious note, thank you all so much for all the love and praise SYLM 1 received, at the time of releasing this it’s almost hit 2k notes 🤯 unbelievable. so sorry i kept you all waiting for so long, life had other plans. additionally thank you to all those who responded to my poll and helped me create something that y'all would enjoy.

Hope you enjoy ♡ reblogs are greatly appreciated

The sound of water beating against itself came to a steady halt as Eren turned the faucet closed. Steam clouded the pristine white and cream tiled room, painting an almost heavenly scene under the warm light of the small crystal fixture. 

You watched him through the mirror, his naked form glowing with a layer of perspiration that accumulated the longer he remained in the heated room. Your own reflection wasn’t much better, matted hair that refused to stay tame and purple marks that littered your skin in a random fashion. Faint traces of his hand prints still kissed your skin a rosy hue, others with speckles of violet. 

He dips two fingers into the steaming bath, filled all the way with bubbles and essential oils just how you liked it. The aroma of lavender folding in the air with the steam as it rose. One that seemed to you before even stepping foot into the water. 

With a satisfied hum he shakes the excess foam from his hands and looks to you in the mirror, still running a hand over the marks he’d left as a reminder. The ones he would continue to leave for as long as you let him. “C’mere.” He beckons you with an outstretched hand. 

You approach him silently, one arm wrapped around yourself while the other accepts his touch. He pulls you into him, eyes soft but face unreadable as his arms slip around your waist, fingers splaying out on your lower back. “Warm enough for you?” He questions, mentioning the bath but his gaze still locked with yours. 

You lean over slightly to feel for yourself, smiling at the heated water touching your fingertips. “Perfect.” His lips touch yours in a chaste and prolonged kiss that had his arms tightening around you, enough to force you onto your tiptoes. 

“Go on then.” With your hand in his he guides you into the club footed tub, letting you sink into the frothy bubbles that blanketed the surface. 

You miss the glint in his eyes as a soft moan escapes your lips, eyes closing with the onset of relaxation that overwhelmed your tired muscles and sticky skin. If not for his lingering touch you’d probably have fallen into it completely, submerging yourself whole. “Mm, how is it that you always know how to run my baths?” 

He crouches and pecks a tender kiss on your knuckles. “Practice makes perfect.” 

“In our situation I’m not sure that’s a good thing, ‘Ren.” You chuckle, leaning against the back of the bath, suds sticking you your hair. 

He doesn’t respond, instead giving you that sad look he’s been harbouring the entire night. It was still beyond you what the real issue was. Why his actions and expression were so contradictory it made your head spin. In all honesty it was growing tiresome, this roller coaster he involuntarily put you on.

After a long and muted staring contest he finally speaks. “I’ll leave you too it then.” As he moves to stand and make his exit your hand tightens around his desperately. 

“Wait, ‘Ren… stay.” You plead softly, anxiety panging in your chest as his back still faced you. What made you think he was going to accept? You weren’t a couple. He didn’t owe you his company. 

“Why?” He responds plainly, looking at you over his shoulder. 

You didn’t really have a good answer. Maybe it was a heat of the moment thing. But something inside you wanted him there. Needed him to stay with you. The thought of being left alone with your own subconscious after everything that just happened terrified you. Recalling the history of depressive episodes that had you overthinking time and time again in his absence. But you couldn’t tell him any of that.

“It’s late.” You produce the first thing that comes to mind. “And I’m sure this tub is big enough for two.” It was a lame excuse, you were very much aware of that fact, but you still had hope it was enough to convince him.

He puffs out a chuckle, turning to face you fully. “What are you trying to do, princess?” 

“Just… stay. Please.” You whine, pouting your bottom lip playfully and batting your lashes.

When you watch his eyes roll and a faint smile upturn his lips you knew you’d won this battle. His foot breaches the bubbly veil as he sinks into the water slowly, making it rise before letting his long legs rest on either side of your hips. The tips of his hair dance in the cleared patches of placid water, floating gracefully on the surface as his eyes lock with yours. Brow raised in question. 

“Happy now?” He rests his arms on the edges of the marble tub, leaning back into it with a sigh. 

“Almost. Just…” 

“Y/n…” The nervous tone in his voice was evident as you climbed into his lap, resting yourself against his chest. He eventually laid an arm over your lower back, giving up on trying to push you away anymore. 

You remained like that for a long time, soaking up the aromatics and warmth of the steam emanating from your skin. Hair hanging over your respective shoulders, bodies sunk deep into the water, soaking away the trials and tribulations from the past few hours. It was proof you could be cordial with one another, relaxing quietly like this. As a glimmer of hope made itself visible, your thoughts began to spiral out of control, plaguing the peaceful atmosphere with doubt. 

The events of the night replayed in your mind, overthinking the actions you witnessed. There was a pull inside you, inside your heart, one that demanded answers to the questions that refused to dissipate.

You watch him through your lashes as your head rested on your arms on the side of the tub. He sat there unmoving, bar the steady rise and fall of his chest. His face was relaxed, eyes closed and mouth slightly agape, cheeks flushed with the warmth enveloping his body. 

As if sensing your stare, his brows furrow. “If you have something to say to me, spit it out.” He says nonchalantly, peeking down at you through a squinted eye. 

It was now or never. “Why… do you hate me?” The question lingered in the air, his eyes opening fully to look at you with an expression that held offence. 

“What?” 

“You heard me, Eren.” Your gaze doesn’t waver as you answer but your rapidly beating heart was a dead give away. 

“I don’t hat-“ 

“I thought you said you didn’t like lies, ‘Ren. Yet here you are spewing one.” His mouth sets in a hard line when you cut him off, jaw clenching tight when you proceed further to call him out. 

“It’s not a lie.” He answers honestly with a dry laugh. “I don’t completely hate you.” The joke didn’t make you laugh.

“Oh, so you do hate me a little bit then.” You answered sarcastically, your tone drawing an eye roll from the man.

“It’s not as simple as that, y/n.” His wet fingers comb through the chestnut strands that fell around his face. 

It was your turn to frown. “So then explain it to me, Eren. Because I’m tired of this,” you gesture between you both. “This back and forth, hot and cold bullshit. What is happening here? You act like you hate me in front of others, like being in my presence pains you. But in private you do things like this.” 

He scoffs softly, head shaking in disbelief. “The pot calling the kettle black? What about you, huh?” 

“What about me?“ 

“Don’t act like you don’t do that exact same thing to me. And also weren’t you the very same one who initiated this relationship?” 

“If I recall correctly it was a mutual agreement, don’t you blame this all on me! It takes two to tango, Eren. You also kept coming back after the first time.” 

“Mm and look where that’s gotten me?” You eyed him with confusion. 

“What are you talking about?” 

His lips pursed. “No. We’re not doing this.” He breaks your heated staring match by shifting his attention to the bathroom tile. That only pissed you off more. 

“Why?! Why whenever I try to get you to communicate with me you just shut me out?!” 

“Y/n… don’t.” As his eyes darkened you could see the anger threatening to burst from within. You didn’t care. 

“No! I want an answer. Why do you hate me?” 

His eyes close as he lets out an exasperated nasally sigh, trying to remain calm in the midst of your heated conversation. “I don’t. How many times do I have-“ 

“So then what is it, Eren?! What makes you go around spreading bullshit about me? Meddling with my suitors, ruining my chances for a relationship with them and god forbid my business relationships.” You watch his jaw clench tighter and tighter with each passing word, his expression brewing wrath. “What is your problem with me?!”

“It’s because I’m in love with you, y/n!” There it was, that explosion, the one that he’d been shielding you from since he first became aware of it all. He watched your expression change, anger melting into shock, then into confusion. 

You move off of him, putting a breathable distance between you both. “You… you what?” So many feelings rushed over you it was beginning to make you dizzy. Love? How? Why? When could this have happened? You wracked your brain for any sort of answer. Any form of reason to all this.

He shys away from your scrutinising gaze, embarrassment and trepidation settling in the pit of his stomach. “…I love you.” 

A small chuckle escapes you in disbelief. “W-why? You… I don’t understand. Are you joking with me again…?” As his gaze locks with yours your heart sinks at the tears pooling in those forest green eyes of his. 

Before you could get another word out he’s stepping out of the bathtub, water trailing down his skin onto the pearl ceramic under his feet as he strides to wrap a towel around his waist. 

“Eren!” You call after him, fumbling with your own towel that you haphazardly covered yourself in. 

He was already in the bedroom, buckling the belt of his slacks he’d previously abandoned. “Eren stop! Hold on!” You begged finding purchase on his forearm that tensed under your touch. 

His eyes search the floor before he picks up his shirt, freeing himself from your grasp as he moves to put it on. “Eren!” You plead, on the verge of tears. “Please wait, talk to me.” 

He continues to dress himself, avoiding your gaze entirely. Tears fell feely down your cheeks, dripping down your jaw sporadically onto the surface of your chest. 

As he makes his way to your door you rush to find a nightgown, tying it around yourself before making chase. He’s halfway down the hallway when you reach him, clutching to his arm for dear life. 

“‘Ren!” He stops at the sound of his nickname leaving your lips. By this point you were a sobbing mess, breath tightening your throat with each intake, tears staining your skin. “‘’Ren please. Please don’t leave me like this.” He mimics the same stance as in the bathroom, turned away from you, refusing to meet your teary eyes. “You can’t do this to me! You can’t just say you love me and leave! It’s-it’s cruelty!” 

“Cruel?” He ponders, voice hoarse. There was a long pause between his words, like he was contemplating what to say next. “You don’t feel the same way… do you?” 

The question had you at a loss for words. You didn’t even know yourself. All of this was so sudden, you barely had time to actually think, to process his confession. Fuck, what we’re you supposed to say? If you said yes would it be the entire truth? If you said no it’d be a complete lie. 

“I don’t know ’Ren. Fuck I don’t know! This is so sudden, I don’t know what to think.” He peers at you through his lashes over his shoulder and you finally see the streaks of tears glittering in the low light. 

“You can’t be that dense y/n.” He spits. “That for so long, you never once realised any of it. You wanna know why I made those fucked up rumours? Because I see the way they look at you. Every man that comes through this house, every fucking suitor that comes to court you. None of them, not one is going to love you like I do.” 

“‘Ren.”

“I’ve known you for practically all your life, I know you. From how you like your liquor to how you like your baths. Fuck, I know you better than you know yourself, princess.” The laugh he lets out is pained, struggling through hitched breaths and watery eyes. “And I hid all of that. Behind this facade of bitterness and petty insults. I hid it from you because I knew…” 

“No, no, Eren please. I-I didn’t know.” He watches you fall to your knees, hands clutching his shirt he didn’t even bother to button up all the way. 

You tear soaked skin, flushed pink. Lips a deep dusted shade of rose, eyes pleading, hair partially wet from the bath you’d left to chase him. The subtle scent of lavender lingered on your both, filtering through the corridor. 

His heart was breaking, piece by piece the longer he stood in your presence. He didn’t know what came over him sharing that bathtub with you. All the accusations you’d thrown just pushed him further and further to the edge. His emotions got the better of him; they somehow ended up verbalised. Screaming at you, just so you would finally wake up and maybe he would too. 

After suppressing them for so long, bottling them inside over and over again, the cap finally burst. And he couldn’t stop the truth from spilling out. He felt like an idiot. Seeing your reaction, your laughter and denial. It was like a punch to the gut. How could he have read you so wrong? Thought that you’d reciprocate his feelings after all the bullshit he put you through? 

He only had himself to blame.

“I can’t do this with you anymore.” He pulls his arm from your grip, taking one last look at you before starting again down the hallway. 

Your chest was so tight it was hard to breathe. Every inhale set your lungs aflame, pain searing into your chest repeatedly. It was never ending. You watched through blurry vision as his dark figure disappeared from sight, leaving you on the carpeted floor, sobbing and alone.

“Y/n!” Your mother calls for the second time behind your bedroom door, a light knock echoing from the thick wood. 

You laid beneath the covers, gazing into the darkness you’d enveloped yourself in for who knows how long. Hiding yourself away seemed like the most logical option, you didn’t need to give anyone more fuel to feed the raging fire that was your emotional state. The dread and guilt weighing on your chest just refused to go away, even after all the tears and self isolation. The image of Eren’s face haunted you, his words even more so. 

The creak of hinges sounds and her soft footsteps follow before there’s a weight near your foot. “Baby.” She calls softly, placing a hand on your covered shoulder. You continue to stare into the abyss, eyes closed, trying your damnedest not to let your feelings surface. “Y/n, speak to me sweetheart, what happened? You’ve been up here for four days.”

“He loves me, momma.” You groan, the emotional dam beginning to crack at just the mention of the topic. 

She pulls the duvet back to uncover your head, a soft smile on her lips as she takes in your puffy eyes and dishevelled hair. “Who, baby?” The look in her eyes told you she already knew who the person in question was, but you weren’t going to argue with her. 

“Eren.” You peaked at her through your hair, frowning at the smile she was trying to stifle with the back of her hand. “It’s not funny!” She snorts slightly at your outburst, not bothering to hide it anymore. 

“It’s a little funny.” A quiet gasp leaves her when you pull the blanket back over your head, fed up. “Oh, come on y/n.” Her hands tug at the sheets and so do yours, but her’s proved to be stronger. She tucks herself into your side, laying an arm over your waist which causes you to snuggle into her instinctively. With a forgiving sigh she places a kiss to your temple that was buried in her chest, fingers playing with your hair absentmindedly. “Tell me what happened.”

“S’nothing, Ma.” You lie, another crack forming in your calm facade. 

“I saw the poor boy running out the door half in tears. And here you are hiding away from the world for the last four days. I’m pretty sure it’s not nothing, y/n?” Her gaze weighs on you like a tonne of bricks, scrutinising but valid. 

Her words resonate within your mind, imagining a distressed Eren pushing through a crowd of people, eyes curiously watching the eligible bachelor hold back tears as he excused himself for the night.

 Boy did that scene sound familiar. 

“He told me he loved me…” The admission was met with silence, one that told you to continue. “And I… I thought he was messing around, like he usually does. Trying to get a reaction out of me. You know Eren, he never takes anything seriously. But you should’ve seen his face, mom… I broke his heart.”

Your mother hums in thought, nails tracing lazy tracks into your scalp gently. “And how do you feel?”

“I don’t know how to feel about it. I never really thought it’d actually happen given everything he’s been doing. Pushing me away, the rumours, the teasing.”

“Mm and the whole friends with benefits thing.” She adds casually, finally making you come out of hiding. 

“Wait, you knew?” 

“I’m your mother, y/n, of course I knew. You think I wouldn’t notice you two disappearing in the middle of the night, over and over again? I wasn’t born yesterday.” Her thumb traces your cheekbone as she spoke, still tender and understanding. 

“Mmm,” She laughs as your face dives back into her chest bashfully, groaning loudly as you did so. “Don’t even get me started about that.”

“Well, what did you think was going to happen, baby?” 

The sigh you exhale makes your face heat up. “I don’t know, Ma. I thought that with the mutual disdain it could work. That that’d be enough to hold off the emotions that came with it.”

“And what emotions are those?” She shifts your face so you meet her gaze. 

You stared at her for a long time, searching yourself for the answer to the question that’s been eating you up for so long. Truth be told you did feel something for Eren. At one point it was so strong it scared you enough to hide it away, afraid that he might not feel the same. That fear was only solidified by the growing dislike you’d developed overtime as he proved you right, but unbeknownst to you he was doing the same thing. 

Bottling up everything and projecting it in the form of ridicule and pettiness. But physically he showed you his intentions, behind closed doors and between silken bedsheets. That was the real Eren, always taking care of you, making sure you were warm and cleaned up. Running you a bath almost every night when you were together. The kisses, the smiles, the sadness that lingered in those emerald irises. He was silently telling you how he really felt. 

But was what you were feeling really love? The safety you experienced laying in his arms for the first time. Listening to the lullaby of his heart as you drifted off into sleep at the end of every weary and sex-filled night. He was familiar, comfortable, and addictive. No one could rile you up like he did. Make you so utterly frustrated like he did. Knew you inside and out like he did. You didn’t know what pissed you off more, realising that he was right or the fact that you’d been blind for so long.

“Let me ask you something, y/n.” Your mothers voice interrupts your thoughts. “Do you think you’re ready to admit what you feel? To take that next step with him?”

“I don’t know.” You answered honestly. “Not right now, anyway.”

“And that’s okay, baby. You don’t always have to reciprocate someone else’s feelings right away.” Her compassionate nature emanated from her in a glow that made you warm inside. Easing your nerves just that little bit more. 

“But I do have feelings for him, mom. All of this is just happening too fast.” 

“Well did you tell him that?” She questions with a raised brow. 

You shake your head, embarrassment settling in your chest. “I didn’t get a chance to. After I asked him if it was a joke he stormed out on me.”

Her sigh wafts the strands of hair laid on your forehead. “You kids and your inability to communicate…” You couldn’t help but laugh, remembering all the lectures she and your father would give you about communication growing up. “You know you’re going to have to talk to him sooner or later.”

“I know..I’m just scared.” 

She pulls you closer, letting her warmth envelop you. “We’re heading over there tonight for dinner, maybe you can have the conversation then.”

The silent agreement was made as soon as you stepped foot over the threshold of the Yeager residence not only a few hours later. Greeted warmly by Carla and Grisha before being ushered inside their home. 

The scent of disinfectant and citrus floated through the grandiose hallways and sitting rooms, an aroma you’ve long since associated with the Yeager household considering their medicinal ties. The place was spotless as per usual, but homely nonetheless in it’s neutral shades of cream and white. 

They guide you into one of their many sitting rooms, a teapot already brewing on the marble coffee table. “So how have you all been, we missed you at the ball, y/n.” Grisha asks, taking his place beside his wife on the loveseat across from your own. 

Your parents glanced at you knowingly on either side, the attention making you gulp. “Oh, I had to retire a bit early, too much champagne I’m afraid.” You chuckled coyly, fiddling with your fingers as you spoke. 

They both laugh, Carla reaching for the teapot to offer you some tea. “Mm, we know how much you enjoy your liquor, sweetheart.” She frowns, looking to the staircase in thought. “Speaking of… Eren’s been drinking a lot more lately. Would you have any idea why? He hasn’t been talking to us much lately.”

You mother sips her tea with a curious side eye, your father entering a separate corporate conversation with Grisha. Swallowing your own tea you place the cup back onto the saucer on the table with a shaky hand. “No, I wouldn’t know. I wasn’t aware he’d even been drinking as of late.”

Carla lets out a heavy sigh, fingers playing with her hair. “Would you be able to speak with him? Grisha and I have tried everything, but he’s shut us out. You’re his closest friend, maybe he’ll listen to you.”

The awkward smile that graced your lips went over her head as she gave you a hopeful look. You just couldn’t say no to her, she was like your second mother after all. “Sure. Where is he?”

“Oh, thank you sweetheart.”  Her whole demeanour changes with your answer, becoming brighter, more cheery. “I’m sure he’s up in his room at this time, he came home just before you got here.”

Finishing the rest of your tea you excuse yourself and make your way to the staircase, stopping as you hear the hearty chuckle of the couples in the room adjacent. Upstairs was dim, save for the lights littered irregularly through the long corridor, those being your only savour when you threatened to bump into a table or one of Grisha’s many display cases full of trophies and certificates. 

Running around this place for most of your life, you knew exactly where to go, soon finding Eren’s bedroom door looming over you in an intimidatingly protective nature, sealing the man inside. You let your knuckles tap against the wood softly, ear raised to hear no reply. Hearing the same upon doing it again. 

“Eren.” You call, hand on the door knob. “I’m coming in.” As you crack the door open you notice the room empty. The only indication of life being the tossed about bedsheet and the light that shone beneath the door frame of his bathroom door. Shadow danced in the space at foot of the door, soon opening to reveal his half naked frame. 

He dries his hair with a smaller towel roughly as he strides out, stopping as his gaze settles on you in the doorway. “Well, look who it is.” He smiles mockingly before continuing into the room. “Come to fuck up my mood even more have you?”

You watch as he tossed the hand towel and flops onto the ruffled sheets, damp hair scattering around his head like a broken halo. “Your mom wanted me to come talk to you.”

“My mother?” He chimes with a sarcastic undertone. “And here I was hoping you’d come of your own free will.” His gaze fixed to the ceiling as he spoke, towel dangerously low around his waist. You were fully aware he was drunk, it was evident in the way his words half blurred into each other as he mumbled them out. 

“Eren-”

“Don’t fucking say my name.” He snaps. “Hearing it come from you… it just makes it worse.”

“Can we talk, please?” For the first time since he left you he meets your gaze, a bored expression painted on his features as he gives you a once over. 

“What is there to talk about, y/n?” 

You shut the door behind you, starting on your approach to his bed. “About the night of the ball.”

A huff leaves his chest as you sit beside him, careful not to touch him. “You made yourself quite clear.”

“That’s not fair, ‘Ren.” Hearing his nickname made his jaw tense. “You never even gave me a chance to talk.”

“Okay.” He paused for a moment to shift himself to face you, brow raised expectantly. “So talk. What more could you possibly have to say to me?”

A deep breath stutters from between your lips as you muster the courage to finally speak, to finally unlock the chains you’ve had so tightly wrapped around your heart. “I like you, Eren. As much as you piss me off and make life difficult, you somehow always still find a way to make everything better.” He listens to you ramble silently, green eyes boring intensely into yours. “When you told me you loved me that night… I didn’t know how to respond because for so long we’ve had such a weird and complicated relationship. I mean, can you blame me for reacting the way I did?”

You were right. After all the pettiness he subjected you to it was no wonder you were hesitant, it still didn’t make the rejection any less hard though. In all honesty if it weren’t for the alcohol drowning out the pain he’d been in for the last four days he’d probably have told you to get out of his sight. But a deeper part of him wanted to hear your side, to listen, most of all to understand. It was only fair after all. 

“I guess not.” He mumbles aloud, the sound bringing a hint of a smile to your lips. “So what are you trying to say?”

“I like you, Eren. Maybe even love you. But I need you to be patient with me.” 

His head nods slowly in agreement. “Okay, I can do that.” There was hope and that was all he really ever wanted to hear. To know that there was some kind of chance, an inkling that you’d like him back. Your words somehow managed to lift a lifetime’s worth of weight off his chest, one that seemed to be burdening you as well. 

He chuckles as you flop beside him with a soft groan, your scent melding with his own in close proximity. “Why did we go through all this bullshit?” You question, feigning exasperation. 

“Because feelings are scary.” His heart swells at the sound of your bubbly laugh, your contagious smile upturning his own lips. 

“You can say that again.” 

“I’m sorry.” He adds. “For everything. I’m an asshole for putting you through all that. All because I tried to hide my feelings for you. I just ended up projecting my insecurities onto you.”

“Wow, the great Eren Yeager apologising? Is hell freezing over?” You squeal as he playfully smacks your thigh, shifting to tickle your side.

“I’m trying to pour my heart out here and you're taking it as a joke? Huh, am I a joke to you?” He grits teasingly through his teeth, not letting up at your waist. Your hands clawed at his own, trying desperately to pry them away from your sides. 

“Okay, okay!” You cry.

He watches you writhe beneath him in amusement.  “Okay, what?”

“Okay, I’m sorry! You’re not a joke!” You manage between breaths, stuck in a fit of uncontrollable laughter. “Eren, stop my tummy hurts!”

Per your request his hands cease, slowly trailing their way up your arm before settling on your cheek. His gaze locks with yours for a prolonged period of time. “I’m serious, y/n. I don’t know how you can ever forgive me.”

"I forgive you, 'Ren." You draw him in by his hair, lacing it between your fingers as your lips brushed against his. “But I do know a few ways you can make it up to me.”

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additionally thank you to @satorhime for helping me get through my overthinking rut, talking with you literally eased my stress. thank you for keeping me company at 1 am lmao

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#pooh's world ♡ #eren yeager #aot eren #eren x you #eren x reader #aot #shingeki no kyojin #eren x y/n #eren fluff #eren jaeger #lemme be honest with y'all this isn't the best this could've been #but at this point i just wanted to get it done and out for y'all to read #so sorry for keeping you waiting for almost a month sksksk #attack on titan eren #shingeki no kyoujin eren #attack on titan x female reader #aot x fem reader #aot x you #aot x reader #x fem!reader #x female reader #x you #x y/n #x you fluff

[sad-sad-detective]

Kind of weird question, but... Do you have any ideas\headcanons about possible ghouls health problems?

I think about Mountain and his sometimes sore back. Because of his height, he can often face inconveniences in everyday life and not only. Especially in order not to bend in doorways or hit your head, fit into chairs and bending to pick something. Thank Satan that there is Aether with his strong hands and creams with essential oils and ghoulettes who taught him to join their spa day and yoga. Although the last point is a rarity. Because you won't be ready for the splendor and grace of their bodies while you're trying to repeat at least half of their exercises.

Mommy Cumulus with her magical first aid kit with colored vitamins, patches, bruise cream and headache pills.

Swiss is definitely delighted with the attention and love when she or Aether heal his knees after tricks and falls.

Or Popia with insomnia and migraines from fatigue. At such moments, ghouls are ready to cling to him from all sides and purr until he falls asleep.

Hello!

Ohh, I personally would LOVE to join the ghoulettes' spa day!

I think that the ghouls are prone to occupational diseases, like back pain or repetitive stress injury, or tendinitis. Swiss, Sunny and Aurora, aka the dancing trio, are no strangers to muscle and/or ligament strains. Swiss is also known for not once hurting his tail. Actually, this is how he met Aether - because he hurt his tail AGAIN and was taken to the infirmary.

Dewdrop often has sore neck because of his vigorous headbanging. Also I headcanon that his hands and feet are always cold due to circulation problems. Maybe, it's just his water heritage, because Rain also has cold hands and feet. Or some health problems run in the family.

I've already mentioned Windstille's arthritis once or twice, it is one of work-related diseases of piano players and organists. Cirrus sometimes feels similar pain in her hands. Fortunately, Aether knows how to deal with it! In his absence, Dew helps Cirrus by keeping her hands warm and thus reducing the pain.

Copia's migraines and insomnia? Yesss. Being the leader of the Church is stressful enough, besides there are always some intrusive thoughts in the back of his mind that he is expendable, like his predecessors, no matter how hard he works. You know who is really good at making these thoughts go away? Phantom.

#from the ask box #nameless ghouls #dewdrop ghoul #aether ghoul #swiss ghoul #cirrus ghoulette #phantom ghoul #cardinal copia #ghoul headcanons

[triflesandparsnips]

hey hey guess what it's time for

Update 4: Return of the (Soap) King

For those who haven't been following along, I've been having a nice time doing experimental archaeology and recreating cosmetics/household goods that are historically plausible for local idiot pirate Stede Bonnet to have had around.

Figure 1. Me, addressing my kitchen appliances.

So far we've had successful lip balm, yet-to-be-completed Oil of Lavender, the terrible tragedies that have so far befallen the pearl face cream, and, finally, the unending journey of the one household item actually mentioned on the dang show: the lavender soap (with updates 1-3 and several mini-updates).

Did this all secretly derive from my researching period-appropriate medical horror? Yes. Am I still going to write about it? Of course come on now I can't just keep that enema information to myself--

But TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY.

Figure 2. One very excited ship's surgeon who will unfortunately have to bide his fuckin time.

Nope, today we're on the next iteration of the lavender soap, because we're still at the "fuck around and find out" portion of this experimental process-- and so, behold:

Version 3.0 7 oz. dried soap 4 oz. ground orrisroot 1 oz. ground whole cloves 1 oz. ground benjamin 10 drops lavender essential oil oil of lavender, q.s. rosewater, q.s.

You may notice that I have, tragically, only added enough of anything lavenderish to allow myself the honesty of still calling this "lavender" soap -- as previously discussed, lavender essential oils (as we know them today) were not really a Thing, and the Oil of Lavender (...which is not an essential oil, but rather an infusion of lavender flowers and olive oil) is not quite ready for primetime scent vibes, so I genuinely don't think these are comparable to actually just grinding up and shoving in the dried flowers.

But for the sake of Science, I needed to find out if removing the flowers would help with the browning issue of previous versions, so-- out went the lavender. For now.

Figure 3. Oh no, I-- oh man, don't cry, I'm sorry, I'll put it back omg.

Other changes in this version are:

store-bought ground orrisroot (...listen, Thomas is but a wee lad, and not yet hearty enough to wreck regular orrisroot as hard as it needs);

store-bought ground benzoin (because it was cheaper to buy in bulk that the solid resin from the woo-woo shop);

increased the amount of orrisroot from 1 ounce to 4 ounces, in keeping with some other recipes, to try and bulk up the myristic acid content (i.e., the thing wot makes olive-oil based Nabulsi soap actually produce a bubbly lather)

I should at this point say that typically the scientific process recommends making only one change at a time when conducting Experiments, so that one may know what exactly affected a change in a positive, negative, or neutral manner.

Consider, however, that I have no patience. So fuck it, we ball.

Show us the soap, trifles

To get to the soap, you must first suffer through mortifying ordeal of process photos.

Figure 4. The ground orrisroot on my tiny digital scale (that actually measures grains, which itself is a holdover from apothecary measurements!)

Wait wait wait actually look at my tiny bullshit scale, I love it, look at its little one-gram calibration weight:

Figure 5. A baby.

Figures 6 and 7. An ounce of whole cloves (left) and the results of young Thomas's efforts thrown on top of the orrisroot and benjamin in the mortar (right).

I should note that rather than grinding the cloves in my granite mortar and pestle first, I put them straight into Thomas's maw-- I don't know if that led to how intensely clove-oily these grounds are, or the fact that the lavender flowers were not present to soak it up. Previously I got a grey-green powder out of grinding the both together, so this rich, wet clove-color did not bode well for my "can I stop this from being brown?" soap plans...

Figure 8. ...Or maybe it'll be fine? I added the dried soap, and now look at them all mixed together!

As a note, I had to actually use a whisk at this point rather than just rely on my pestle to do the work -- my mortar is Too Small for these shenanigans, and the four ounces' worth of orrisroot did not help matters. I won't say how much of this mix ended up outside the mortar and on my clothes, but it was... it was a non-zero amount.

Whatever, thought I. This is Science. This is me experiencing the divine art of creation across space-time with my alchemical forebears, and also this is why I should not be allowed in other people's kitchens.

Notably, the upped powder content meant that I had to add a lot more splashes of rosewater to get to a dough-y state where the soap could be hand-rolled, and I had to work significantly longer with the pestle-- while version 2.0 was, per my notes, about 8-10 minutes' worth of work, I would call this a solid 20 minutes at least of beating the ever-loving shit outta this mix until everything was incorporated.

And once it was, well--

Figure 9. Hello, brown.

As you can see, the soap mix does form up very nicely, though it still requires a spatula to clear the sides of the mortar and pestle.

At this point, remembering that the last time I hand-rolled wash balls my palms came away Very Brown, I donned some latex gloves before I commenced my rolling. However, because (and again, I cannot stress this enough) I lack patience, I threw in another change: rather than leaving them as balls, I squished them slightly between my palms to flatten them into slightly more traditional soap shapes.

Figure 10. Cookie dough or falafel: you decide.

A note regarding the scent: Whether it's the relative lack of the lavender, or the big bump to the orrisroot (or some magic alchemical combination of the two), the soaps, while still smelling strongly like spice cookies, now have an oddly-unfamiliar-but-fascinating scent profile, similar to what I found happened when I made the lip pomatum. There's no good reason why this should make me believe that I've come closer to a "real" recipe, but the feeling is there nonetheless -- and it's definitely interesting.

Finally, and because the flat sides of these soaps looked too innocent, too pure, I decided to try that octopus stamp again. For future reference, stamping immediately after making these? Not a great idea. The soap stuck to the stamp like a motherfucker, and so a lot of detail was lost. But regardless--

Figure 11. Spice cookie kraken soap cakes, holy shit.

And now, I actually do have to wait a few days before I can try them out, or they'll fall the fuck to pieces. Keep watch for mini-updates, though, as I check out how they dry and probably do more unfortunate stamp experiments on them.

#lavender soap #spice cookie kraken soap cakes #our flag means death #ofmd #history #stede bonnet #and his historically possible cosmetic collection #lotta ridiculous research #experimental archaeology #stede bonnet's theoretical library #stede bonnet's theoretical self-care extravagances #the historically inaccurate shop #trifles the amateur history enthusiast strikes again #funky little alchemist with funky little interests #eagle eyed viewers will see the SOAP OF NEROLI post-it sticking out of my process journal #THAT DAY IS COMING

[sparkedblaze]

SPRALBERT IS AMAZING TOO

anything including my child al

OKAY SICK

ALSO I HOPE YOU WERE ASKING ABOUT THE MODERN AU BC THAT'S WHAT I'M ABOUT TO RANT/INFODUMP WITH THIS

T/W IT'S VIOLENT BC @noxexistant GAVE ME PERMISSION TO USE THE FIGHT CLUB AU

And also t/w for cursing and mentioned homophobia as well

BELOW THE CUT

The Delanceys started the RFC (Refuge Fight Club, more commonly known as the Ring) when Oscar turned 14, Morris was 12. They had an itch that needed to be scratched, and they knew that the only way to do that was to fight. At least this way, they had consent to kick the others’ asses. No holds barred, bare knuckled fistfights. These are all out brawls that happen in the basement of the Refuge. The two of them hold top spot for years. There’s an age requirement (no one under 13-originally placed so Oscar could keep Morris safe just a little longer). There’s rules against girls fighting (Oscar underestimates everyone. He thinks that being born with a uterus means you’re weak). There’s special brutality toward out lgbt folk.

Albert is the first to break the age requirement. He’s only 10 when he fights for the first time. He’s allowed to fight because he essentially bullies Oscar (who’s six years older, and at least two feet taller) into letting him do it. And by bully, I mean this kid pranks him relentlessly. It starts with small things. Hand in warm water while he sleeps, whipped cream in the hand and tickle his nose, stealing his clothes while he’s in the shower. They’re simple, harmless pranks. 

Until they’re not.

Soon, Albert is oiling the stairs-hurting Oscar, Morris, and several of his own friends (he feels so fucking bad about his friends getting hurt). He’s putting mousetraps on the floor below his and Morris’s bed. 

Oscar asks him what it would take for him to fucking stop before someone actually gets hurt, and Albert tells him that he’s gotta let him fight, just once. If he holds his own, he keeps fighting, and if not he’ll know better.

Albert fights almost every day after that. Fights daily until he’s exhausted and heaving with it, but he grins the entire time. He loses about twice a week, when he’s too exhausted for the fight to go on too long, and he’s in and out of the ring. But he goes, patches himself up, and passes out on a bed for roughly 22 hours. He eats, and immediately goes down to the basement, looking for whoever had beaten him the night before.

His first break in that pattern comes when Antonio gets put in the Refuge (he’s 11). Toni is appalled by the Ring at first. He thinks it’s brutal and horrifying and all these other things. But, he starts thinking about the bets his papá made at the horse track in Brooklyn, and his brain starts working out how maybe they could do that with the fights and-wait his new red-headed friend is literally a dead man walking right now.

Toni (not Racetrack, yet) told him that he would probably stop losing if he’d just take a day or two break a week, and at first Albert says hell no

But then Toni talks him into taking a break for a day, and Albert goes back the day after absolutely ready to dominate the ring.

And he does

And that's the first fight Toni takes bets on. And everyone expects Albert to suck and be out of practice

So he rakes in the dough on that fight.

MORE FUN (LESS VIOLENT) THINGS THAT I HAVE WRITTEN DOWN:

Streams games, very popular. Isn’t verified because he doesn’t care enough to go through all the steps to do it.

Has a massive crush on Racetrack Higgins before he meets the stupid fuck, and then he 'meets' him, realizes that it's ANTONIO FUCKING HIGGINS THAT BITCH, and promptly kicks his ass.

Rents a massive house (Like this bitch is literally like 8-10 bedrooms. But they all split the rent, so it's kinda okay) with Finch, Race, Spot, Hotshot, Ike, Blink, Mush, Tommy, Barney, and Specs. There’s a very strict no siblings allowed rule bc sometimes Albert, Race, and Ike just need to get away. There are exceptions, but it’s only if they’re told beforehand, and given at least 3 days’ notice.

Front Page Story: Gaming streamer. King of FPS games (hence the acronym of his name). He’s been featured in several gaming magazines, and some out of the community. Is almost always invited to things like VidCon. 

The guy is popular. He's small and cute, but quick to anger, and his fans eat that shit up. They don't ask why he's always ready for a fight. They don't ask where the scars on his body came from. They're honestly too scared to.

But, on the other hand, he's very personable when people actually meet him in person. He's not as angry and he doesn't yell as much (it's more unsettling than any of them expect)

Like his fans literally adore him, and they can and will fight for him

Albert is reintroduced to Racer after he and Spot are already together, and it kind of makes his stomach churn because he's had a crush on this boy since they were literally children. And here comes this guy, unliked by Race's oldest brother, somehow more violent than Albert himself, and he's got Racer.

And then, Albert meets him.

Fucker's charismatic, and he kinda has a nice smile, but he too is unattainable.

Until he's not.

Race and Spot come to him, explaining that they both may or may not kind of be head over heels for this dumbass. He's taken aback at first, can see the discomfort in Race's expression as he tries to explain it (though what he doesn't know is that discomfort comes from his younger years of being raised strictly Catholic).

When he agrees to a date, he thinks he might melt, because he's never seen either of them smile that wide. Those two are absolutely beaming at him.

And he thinks that, maybe this won't be so bad.

#this is all I have for now #am I setting an unattainable precedent putting a twitter post in here? #yes #will I be taking it out? #no #newsies #livesies #92sies #albert dasilva #newsies modern au #newsies incorrect quotes #raggedy albert

[bluerskiees]

Hii!!! Can I request a reader where the reader had just done surgery (like any kind of surgery) and after the surgery they're tired and everything and stressed out.

Characters included: Mikey, Angry and Chifuyu

Tokrev men reacting to your surgery :

[☁️]

🌬 Since there was no mentions of the era, I'm gonna assume it's toman era cuz that was the time these 3 were together <3

Having an accident in the middle of the night wasn't good. It's worse if you got seveal bruises and badly injured. What makes it even worse is when the doctors claim that you're gonna have to undergo a surgery with a success rate of 10% . How do you think the invincible Mikey and his gangmates Angry ( Souya Kawata) and Chifuyu would react?

Mikey

Would hurry to the hospital in his CB205T, breaking all the road rules known to ever exist to the history of mankind. No like for real, he's ditching his family, his friends, his work, his teammates, everyone. All for you. Would stay by your side during the surgery, holding your hand through it. Puts on a smile and gives of an "I knew the surgery was gonna be successful", but deep down he's still not over the fact that someone had guts to try to kill you. It all happened too quickly. Buys you dorayaki, ice creams and any other stuffs you'd like to have with you in the moment. He'd definitely ask his men to bring ur life sized teddy bear so that you'd be able to cuddle it and sleep peacefully no matter what <3. Hold your hand, runs ur head and whispers sweet words into your ear till you fall asleep. Leaves in the middle of the night to have a fight with whoever tried to kill you earlier. He had Sanzu obtain the informations for him when you both were in the hospital and Sanzu, being the loyal man he is, agreed to do it for his king. Would stay by your side no matter what till you get discharged because what if someone tries to do something again? No, he won't take any chances.

Angry

Would try to keep a calm facade but fails. Angry is generally known to care for his friends a lot. He would go through life and death if it means protecting you. But the only issue is, he's too nice. Too nice that he hesitates to beat up people. But dont let that fool you for when he feels his friends or brother is attacked by someone, he enters his typical " Crying Blue Ogre" and we both know how strong he becomes during that particular period. Its safe to say that thos fuckers who tried to hurt you wont ever be seeing the golden rays of sunshine ever again. He would also buy you lots of soft pillows and plushies to make sure you feel comfortable there. I feel like he's the type of person to infuse lavender or any other essential oil because vibes. Would sing or play any instrument for you to get better. Randomly hugs you, kisses your forehead and gives you nose boops >.< . Suspicious of everyone around you. The nurse, the doctor, hell everyone. Would check ur food before feeding it you. Yes he would definitely bonk your head with his hand or a book when you get too stubborn to eat medicines.

Chifuyu

Golden ray of sunshine was very worried when he heard the news. Immediately rushed to the hospital one he heard the news, not bothering to complete eating the yakisoba noodles he was eating. Losing keisuke already took a huge toll on him and he ain't letting anything similar happening to you too. He's usually a calm and composed person but thats all until you mess with any one of his friends. He's pretty strong, so he would take all punches during the beginning of the fight, almost as if he was loosing. But he's also smart and intelligent. Would probably calculate his opponents moves when he got hit. Would cuddle you down in the bed for hours whispering things he loves about you, how strong you are, how much u mean to him. And i swear, you could see the whole universe in his eyes. But behind every strong soldier, is a weak child. Would totally cry and scold you cuz what if something happened. But aside from that, he'd make you watch your favorite cartoons or shows. Buys you flowers and room fragrances to keep the atmosphere a little bit less hospitalistic. Visits you often in both the hospital and at your house after you're discharged. Yes he gave u a lecture after that.

#mikey #angry #Chifuyu #sano manjiro #manjiro sano #angry kawata #kawata souya #chifuyu matsuno #toman chifuyu #toman headcanons #toman fluff #toman mikey #toman angry #toman souya #tokrev fluff #tokyorev headcanons #tokyo rev #tokyo revengers mikey

[danielwallis789]

The 7 Finest Items to Have For Breakfast

Many people say that morning meal is your most essential dish. And it's probably accurate because you must have an excellent start after sleeping through the night. Breakfast time will help enable you to get moving during the day.

But it's crucial not simply to ensure that you take in breakfast but in addition to consume the very best your morning meal feasible. So this is a selection of, for me, the seven greatest points to have for breakfast.

Fruits. By way of example, bananas, grapefruit, oranges, apples, even watermelons. Fruit include lots of fibers and assistance with weight reduction.

Fresh vegetables. However most people don't imagine veggies being a accurate morning meal food items, these are definitely very wholesome and contain lots of fiber. Vegetables like carrots, cucumbers, and beets can be done into smoothies to possess for breakfast.

Ovum. Through the years, chicken eggs have become a bad rap about cholesterol problems. But definitely, ovum are extremely healthy. They contain the "good" kind of cholesterol that doesn't elevate people's cholesterol as scary by many. They have got health proteins and therefore are pretty stuffing. Plus, there are many strategies to prepare ovum, while you probably know.

Fat free yogurt. Yogurt is not hard to eat mainly because it is available in those small glasses you can aquire at the shop. Greek low fat yogurt is very nourishing, since it features healthy proteins and helps with weight loss. A lot of Ancient greek yogurts have fruit blended in, but ensure that the low fat yogurt includes are living civilizations, which it will say on the tag.

Oat meal. One more your morning meal relatively easy to help make, and there are many different types to pick from. Oatmeal contains dietary fiber, which will help offer you that complete sensing for much throughout the day. It is also helpful in reducing your bad cholesterol.

Total-grain pancakes. Waffles can also be very good, even French Toast. An additional very simple to create breakfast time, as much brand names come frozen and might be made inside a micro-wave or toaster oven cooker. But attempt to avoid sweet syrup it is possible to top waffles or pancakes with fruit, yogurt, or keeps.

Sandwiches. Sure, snacks can be part of a nutritious breakfast time. Nevertheless the loaves of bread must not be that cheap bright white bread it needs to be a brand which says completely whole grain. The sandwich may be peanut butter and jelly, however in both circumstances, you should read the labeling. Peanut butter should have only almonds and either sea salt or oils his or her component, little else they can be more expensive, however are worthwhile. Jellies or maintains also needs to only include fruits.

Benefit piece: Coffee! We have seen very much dialogue these days about whether caffeine is good or otherwise not. Generally speaking, it's OK to have a cup for breakfast, but no longer. And make sure you will have a foods item to go with it, as mentioned above. Eventually, be cautious with adding a lot of skin cream or sugar to the espresso try body fat-free of charge dairy along with it and incredibly little sweets.

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#Gluten Free Ragi Cake #Prawns Masala Kerala Style #Whole Wheat Apple Bread

[sohannabarberaesque]

As long as we're at it, we'd certainly love imagining--

No less than the Hair Bear Bunch stocking up on choicest steaks at the finest meat markets in such towns near where they set up their mating season bivouac of the moment, "Camp Volkswagen" by name. (Obviously to build up proteins essential to building up their sex drive.)

Not exactly Hamburger Helper, but still, Doggie Daddy manages to come up with some creative dishes in that vein for his ever-faithful Augie Doggie out of a desire to maintain simplicity, even being creative with the evaporated milk, cream-style soups (Cream of Mushroom especially) and elbow macaroni or other choice pastas.

Peter Potamus encouraging such nephews and/or nieces of his as are along on his sojourns to Polynesia Uncharted to pick up healthy fascination for such rich and yet untrammelled-by-"Civilisation" cultural folkways, including such excusing a healthy respect for nudity (especially underwater) and traditionally erotic forms of the hula. Not to mention coconut-oil rubs over their bodies.

How many times Scooby-Doo's crew may have prematurely exposed the villain behind the scam of the moment.

For some reason, the Cattanooga Cats find themselves in some out-of-the-way one-horse town, population less than 100 or so, and decides to perform in what passes for the local "opera house," oft referred thus in facetious manner. Even to the extent of inviting the entire populace of the town to not just attend the concert, but also prepare quite the potluck dinner as will be served over intermission. Itself a rare opportunity for to "meet-and-greet" Country, Kitty Jo, Groove and Scoots up close besides the post-concert VIP receptions.

#hanna barbera #headcannons #fanfic prompts #random musings #hannabarberaforever

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14 Savvy Ways to Spend Leftover miniatur kereta api Budget

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Put together correctly beforehand.

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Preferably, a person wants to invest at the very least a couple of days "limbering up" in advance of an endeavor. Partaking in any range of stretching routines that involve bending the back may help. Such as, a man might sit With all the soles of his feet touching and his knees distribute out, clutch his ft together with his arms and Carefully bend his head and back again as near the toes as you can, then return to his starting off place. Do bear in mind The theory is to maneuver Carefully. If possible, take a several yoga lessons as one method to assist limber up.

Put together appropriately that working day.

When wanting to suck oneself, the bending is of course about to put many tension about the stomach; as a result, It is a good idea not to eat or consume for a couple of hours before beginning to the activity. A man should also try to rid the bowels and bladder of content material before beginning.

When fifteen or twenty minutes from starting, a man need to have a scorching bathtub so as to loosen up the muscles. He may also want to interact (meticulously) in a couple of basic stretches whilst lying in the tub.

Get it lying down.

Most Guys usually tend to realize autofellatio good results in a very inclined posture rather then standing or sitting. A man must lie along with his head on the pillow (or a number of pillows, determined by his consolation degree), then flip his legs driving his head, along with his toes landing at the rear of his head. (As normally, he need to move cautiously all the time and quit if there is ache involved.) Some Gentlemen may perhaps obtain it easier To achieve this by initially relocating their legs and hips up a wall, offering them extra assist, right before flipping them forward. A person might then scoot forward so the wall provides some back guidance. While using the palms over the buttocks, gently transfer the penis closer on the mouth.

Persistence is essential.

Not many Guys are limber enough to productively complete oral intercourse on them selves The 1st time out. Becoming persistent is critical; if the primary try is actually a failure, the tenth may not mencarimainan be.

As pointed out previously mentioned, autofellatio presents a person an entire new viewpoint on his gear; employing a top rated-drawer penis well being cream (wellness pros advise Man1 Male Oil) would make the Resource glimpse much more inviting, both of those with the autofellator and to any husband or wife he may have. Dry, flaky organ skin can discourage any one from Placing an organ within their mouth, so a product which has a large-stop emollient like Shea butter is needed to retain the skin easy and healthful. Additionally, vitamin C in a very cream should help with collagen generation and penile tissue firmness, that makes the member additional palatable.

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The Urban Dictionary of palang pintu kereta api Indonesia

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Ideally, a man demands to invest not less than a few days "limbering up" before an try. Participating in any number of stretching routines that require bending the again can assist. For example, a man might sit Together with the soles of his toes touching and his knees distribute out, clutch his toes with his arms and Carefully bend his head and back again as close to the feet as possible, then return to his starting up situation. Do do not forget that The theory is to maneuver Carefully. If at all possible, have a few yoga classes as one way to help limber up.

Prepare thoroughly that day.

When trying to suck oneself, the bending is of course planning to put a lot of strain on the belly; consequently, It truly is a good idea not to take in or consume for a couple of hrs before starting on the process. A person must also try and rid the bowels and bladder of content material before beginning.

When fifteen or 20 minutes from commencing, a man need to have a warm bathtub to be able to take it easy the muscles. He may also want to engage (diligently) in a handful of uncomplicated stretches even though lying in the tub.

Take it lying down.

Most Males are more likely to accomplish autofellatio achievement in a very prone situation in lieu of standing or sitting down. A man should lie together with his head on the pillow (or numerous pillows, according to his consolation stage), then flip his legs at the rear of his head, with his toes landing driving his head. (As generally, he really should transfer cautiously continually and stop when there is discomfort concerned.) Some Males may perhaps discover it less difficult To accomplish this by first transferring their legs and hips up a wall, supplying them a lot more guidance, right before flipping them forward. A person may well then scoot forward so which the wall delivers some back guidance. Along with the hands within the buttocks, Carefully go the penis nearer towards the mouth.

Persistence is vital.

Hardly any men are limber ample to properly carry out oral intercourse on on their own The 1st time out. Currently being persistent is essential; if the first endeavor is actually a failure, the tenth will not be.

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Red Penis Prevention: Avoiding Balanoposthitis

A red penis can be a funny thing: when it resembles a healthy red glow, it indicates a member that is in a high-functioning state. However, when the redness is more like an inflammation, it may very well be a sign of a penis health issue. For men who are intact, that redness may be a symptom of balanoposthitis and good penis care requires that attention be paid to this possibility.

 What is balanoposthitis?

 Many men have heard of balanitis. This is an inflammation of the glans, or head, of the penis. Fewer men are familiar with posthitis. This is a condition only found in intact men, in which the foreskin is inflamed. It is not uncommon for balanitis and posthitis to occur at the same time; when this happens, the condition is referred to by the join term balanoposthitis. Circumcision Treatment in jaipur

 What are its symptoms?

 Although inflammation is often mentioned when discussing balanoposthitis, there can be more signs of the condition than just a red penis. Among the other common symptoms associated with balanoposthitis are:

 - Soreness and tenderness in the area, especially when touched. This can often interfere significantly with a man's sex life.

 - Subpreputial discharge, which is a wetness, often thick and sometimes odorous, which is found underneath the foreskin.

 - Phimosis. This is a tightness of the foreskin such that retraction is painful and/or difficult.

 - Open sores in the area.

 - Lower back pain.

 - Tiredness.

 - Rashes on the foreskin and/or glans.

 Causes

 There can be any number of causes of balanoposthitis, both infectious and non-infectious. Some of the causes can be serious. For example, it's one of the side effects of STIs like chlamydia, syphilis and gonorrhea. Herpes simplex and lichen planus, an abnormal immune system response, are also possible culprits. However, most doctors report that balanoposthitis is more commonly the result of dermatological issues, such as inadequate hygiene, contact dermatitis or psoriasis. Candidiasis, or thrush, is also a common cause of balanoposthitis. Thrush is a yeast infection which is often accompanied by serious itching and rashes.

 Prevention and treatment

 Balanoposthitis can cause significant discomfort, especially when it presents with phimosis. Because of this, taking steps to treat or prevent it is recommended. circumcision in jaipur

 Treatment depends on the root cause of the balanoposthitis. For example, when an STI is involved, that condition will need to be addressed immediately. Antibiotics, antifungals and steroid creams may be recommended by a doctor in some cases.

 One of the most effective ways to prevent this condition is to practice good hygiene. This includes washing the penis regularly, using a mild cleanser that does not irritate the skin or contain harsh chemicals and/or fragrances. It's important for intact men to wash under the foreskin as well as on top and to gently dry the entire area. Washing soon after engaging in sexual activity is also a good idea.

 Other preventive measures include always using a condom when engaging in partner-based sex and discussing sexual histories with partners.

 Fighting balanoposthitis and the resultant sore, red penis also requires maintaining overall penis health. This is easier to do if a man regularly includes a quality penis health creme (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) in his daily penis health regimen. The soreness that often accompanies this condition can be soothed by using a crème that properly moisturizes the penis skin. To achieve that, search out a crème with a potent combination of natural hydrating agents, such as vitamin E and Shea butter. Providing adequate vitamin support to the penis is also essential, so a crème with a range of vitamins is advised. Read the label to determine if A, B5, C, D and E are all contained in any possible crème choice. This combination ensures that the penis gets the supplemental health benefits that it needs to stay in peak condition.

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Coulé - Types involving Fondue and Eating places That Serve This

Several years back, I worked intended for a company of which had a business office in Jurbise, belgium, and some Belgian employees came and visited our local business office on a business getaway. As I was chatting together with one of these, the subject of fondue came up. I offhandedly mentioned this preferred fondue restaurant regarding mine, and raved about the delightful chocolate fondue sweet. Across his deal with came a look of incredulous scary. He had the same expression I need to have gotten when I actually saw spam boston sushi in Hawaii initially. For him, the only real proper fondue was cheese fondue, and also a chocolate fondue had been just a wrong, unnatural thing. 多摩センター　居酒屋 of notions of People in the usa being a savage, uncultured and decadent people must have got been confirmed throughout his eyes. However, we have chocolate fondue, and I am forever grateful because of it. Specifically, many of us have Konrad Egli to thank, the Swiss(! ) cook who created this for New York's Chalet Swiss eating place in 1964. He had earlier already begun to popularize the more traditional fondue via his restaurant by featuring both typically the cheese style plus the method associated with cooking meat cube in hot essential oil (Fondue Bourguignon). Well, with the introduction associated with the chocolate element, the craze really took off. Fondue became a popular menu item at American dinner functions through the 60's plus 70's, and is definitely starting to recognition again. Fondue actually came from the particular mountains of Europe, where poverty-stricken cowboys had little to sustain them apart from for Gruyere parmesan cheese, bread loaves and several wine. Poor peasants. Making do of the meager ingredients, these people combined them in order to create what started to be the traditional fondue, shedding the hard cheese using the wine within a communal earthenware pot, and using turns dipping typically the bread into the tasty mixture. Fondue Bourguignon, on the particular other hand, had been a French design. Born away from requirement, a medieval monk by the brand of Johann ni Putzxe developed the idea. He proved helpful in the grape plantations of Burgundy and needed an easy method to have lunch while he farmed the grapes. A pot filled using hot oil arranged nearby where he may dunk & cook tasty morsels associated with meat while they worked was your solution. Today, there are many diverse kinds of fondue sets available about the market. Right now there are burners that will are heated by simply tea lights, butane, alcohol & electricity. For cheese in addition to chocolate fondue, a regular pot called a new caquelon is utilized. This is generally made from hard or earthenware. A great enameled iron or copper pot is used for Coulé Bourguignon. Should you do not need to deal along with the mess plus hassle of making fondue in the home (the fondue pots can easily be difficult to be able to clean after a meal), there are numerous restaurants that specialize in fondue that you can move to. My personal favorite, Los angeles Fondue in Saratoga, California, is whimsically decorated, using a passionate, slightly gothic ambiance that appears like typically the kind of place La Cirque du Soleil would move to for lunch time. Many styles of cheese fondue can be found, like as Mediterranean (cheddar, beer & sun-dried tomatoes) and Stinking Rose (Swiss, wine & garlic). To the Fondue Bourguignon, unique meats such since wild boar and even ostrich are provided, as well since tasty dipping sauces. The chocolate fondue, though, is in order to die for. Alongside with your selection of chocolate (milk, bittersweet or white) and flavorings (Amaretto, Irish Cream and even others), you are able to soak in items of snicker bars, marshmallows, bananas, apples, bananas & sponge cake. Bring a large cravings when you appear here, which means you have got room for the scrumptious courses. If you wish in order to experience the enjoyable and novelty of fondue yourself, in this article is a variety of fondue dining establishments that may end up being in your town: The Reduction Pot - 75 restaurants in places all over the region Boiling Point Coulé - Woodinville, CALIFORNIA Caf� Fondue : Merrillville, WITHIN Dante's Down the Car - Atlanta, GEORGIA Der Fondue Chessel - Keystone, COMPANY Fondue Fred's instructions Berkeley, CA Coulé Room - Support Clemens, MI Permanently Fondue - Are generally Jolla, CA & San Diego, CA Geja's Caf� : Chicago, IL Una Fondue Bourguignonne instructions Sherman Oaks, LOS ANGELES The Magic Pot Fondue Bistro - Edgewater, NJ-NEW JERSEY Mona Lisa Fondue Restaurant - Nampa, IDENTITY Potpourri Fondue Restaurant - Mentor, WOW Simply Fondue - Based in dallas, TX

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Obey me Coming Out Headcannons

My dumbass posted this and went the entire day before realizing I forgot to label it lmao

Gender Neutral, Race Neutral MC

No warnings

Luci boots with the fur

"I see."

He'd honestly be really happy that you felt comfortable enough to tell him

Don't let his boomer-isms fool you, he is 100% supporting you.

"I'm very pleased that you're finding your identity, love."

He would make sure all your official documents were updated if they needed to be.

If anyone dares to disrespect you they will be not-so-kindly chewed on by cerberus.

Mammoney

"Oi, what are ya lookin’ all nervous for? Ya think the Great Mammon would be mad over this?”

His words might be initially rough sounding, but the intention is portrayed with the physical affection he gives you.

He will aggressively defend his human if someone is rude to you, or makes a snide comment.

If you wanted to get any medical procedures done, he would try to save up and surprise you with it as a present or something, he just wants to see you all smiley and bubbly tbh

Depending on your identity, you might have to explain to him what it means, he might not even get it at first but he still tries his best to make sure he’s doing things right for you

L3V14TH4N

He is 100% relating you to a random anime character he knows

He is also asking you to cosplay them

If you come out to him first he’s going to feel extra special, maybe wag his tail internally. But according to the tsundere code he has to play it like he doesn’t care or knew the whole time.

“S-silly normie, that's not, well, I’m, that's not something that would bother me.”

BUILD PRIDE HOUSES IN MINECRAFT WITH HIM DO IT PLEASE IM BEGGING.

He’s like your own personal cheerleader when it comes to social interaction, especially if you’re nervous.

Satan

Very chill.

“Oh, I see.” *closes his book* “I appreciate you letting me know.”

Highkey would ask you questions just because he’s curious academically, but if you don’t feel comfortable he’d be understanding.

If you have dysphoria, he’s going to activate his braincells and get you a potion or something to alleviate it.

He will also murk anyone who acts disrespectful, on sight it's over.

If you go to events like GSA or something he’ll also tag along if he can.

He wants to learn about anything and everything relating to you.

Asmo

like this dude isn’t genderfluid and having an affair with solomon c’mon now

“Think of all the ways we can style your flags!”

If anything he’s more excited than you are.

Asmo is most certainly busting out his acrylic set and giving you a manicure.

Someone disrespects your pronouns? He’s roasting tf outta them. Immediate social death, straight up hatecrimed them. Someone being xyzphobic? They’re getting called a stupid bitch on his live.

If you wanted reassignment, he could probably hit up Solomon for his magical essential oils. But if you didn’t, he would definitely do his best to show you how to appreciate yourself. If you’re dating him you’re automatically the 2nd hottest person in all 3 realms.

BEELZEBURGER

This man. Ugh this man 🥺

His gives you the sweetest warmest smile and it just makes you melt

“Oh, okay.”

You might need to explain more in depth if it's a more obscure term or identity, but he loves you no matter what.

BAKE PRIDE CAKES WITH BEEL PLEASE

pride cookies, pride ice cream, pride waffles. It's so beautiful, the kitchen is a mess but the cake is great.

If anyone disrespects you, well first of all rip to them. Why would you do that? Beel is huge, giant, and could crush you in an instant. Like he just goes “:/“ and straight up eats the fool. Major Ls are taken by the offender.

Belphie

“okay whatever”

Pretty lackluster reaction but it's only because he really doesn’t care because he’ll always love you.

Go to pride riding on a cow with him do it do it

I feel like Belphie would like pride pillows. Yeah, he definitely would.

“Belphie what happened to my bed sheets?”

“They’re gay now y/n”

Some random comes over with shit to say? He smacks tf outta them with his tail. Whipping them to death and back. Either that or the offender has nightmares for a very, very, long time.

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