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cryptid-crow-writing · 5 hours

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gachahugs · 8 months

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guy that looks like a cinnamon stick

#good omens #these are kinda old from when i only wanted to draw this guy #i read eniale and dewiela its like gomens if it was good #gets killed #joking joking but if u like gomens u should read it. its by the author or of witch hat #definitely for a more mature audience than witch hat

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ayilings · 2 years

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welcome to the ouran host club

based on this article

#ohshc #ouran #ouran hshc #ouran fanart #kyoya ootori #tamaki suoh #haruhi fujioka #hikaru hitachiin #kaoru hitachiin #takashi morinozuka #mitsukuni haninozuka #renge houshakuji #i was inspired to doodle this by the many illustrated iterations of this article in the prsk fandom i love u #this is just jokes ive been an ouran fan since 2014 i dont think they would actually say these lol #mostly #this is an open discussion #i assigned the dialogue to each character during my graduate school lecture about the lower limb today im so mature #anyway ive decided to use this account for silly anime doodles instead of my twitter! idk what i ever end up drawing but #ouran has been a fav of mine for so long u may see more of these kids from me lol #i project onto kyoya <3 #also renge lesbian bc i am too and . i just wanna see it hAHA #hskmeows

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aweina · 8 months

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let me be the one to say it : we all love mike schmidt because he SCREAMS “best friend’s hot older brother”. but in the end, it’s just a film theory (ーー;)

#.purple rot #play BFB by victoria justice #he's mature and down to earth #i would've been down BAD if he was real #also like my matpat joke ? ? ( i'm corny asf )#mike schmidt x reader #mike schmidt #fnaf movie x reader #fnaf movie #josh hutcherson #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf x reader

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daily-odile · 5 months

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Odile patting Molly Epithet Erased on the head, you know why

have two bc i care them

#in stars and time #isat #epithet erased #molly blyndeff #isat odile #I've been trying to draw this for like... 5 days straight....#Thank you for making me obligated to draw this. honestly might not've if it wasnt an ask #anyways ya'll so hear me out. odile mother/grandma figure to molly #Honestly after thinking about it a little more Odile is actually quite different to Calliope based on descriptions alone? but #I think having a Dependable Trustworthy Adult in her life is. She needs it #We don't know a lot about Calliope and idk what parallels odile has with her; but I hope she reminds Molly of her mom at least a little bit #And for Odile's pov? I think she'd really really like Molly #She's more mature than most for her age and she's extremely observant and intelligent. Those are things Odile respect #Cue a dead mom joke though and odile very quickly goes to ''ok there's something wrong with this child''#I don't think I have the idea fleshed out enough in my head to say anything for sure? But Odile and Molly having a Talk about her home life #would be Extremely interesting #Oops! Rambled in tags again! Teehee!#also do you think odile will ask molly for her full name only for molly to hit her with the #''molly wolly doodle all the day blyndeff'' and odile instantly regrets it #validation for bonnie #edit: rearranged tags just in case #day 19 #crossover

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kash-phia · 4 months

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greenie

#i forget to post things here sometimes lol #pokemon #headcanon post #rival blue #rival green #pokemon frlg #pokemon hgss #green oak #blue oak #trainer leaf #i like to joke that the emotional turmoil he went thru in the years leaf left him forced a growth spurt somehow haha #in reality he grew tall normally #but he emotionally matured as well. her departure certain helped put things into a better persepective. he finally comes to realize just.#how much she means to him. almost there boy!! he is so close to realizing the true nature of his feelings for her haha.#its a good thing she comes back

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loudclan-clangen · 1 month

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too bad moth and bitter died virgins... They couldve fucked on the tracks

Hi anon,

1. Funniest ask I have ever received. Congrats.

2. Just as a general rule, before we speculate about the theoretical virginity of any of my Loudclan cats, just do us all a favor and go outside and grab a big handful of grass before clicking send.

3.