Disclaimer I should not have to make but understand is necessary: this is not intended as ship art, do not tag as ship. Children get crushes on adults they admire and my intention is to depict that and that alone. I will be monitoring who reblogs this
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People issues with bonnie never fails to surprise me they are always complaining about bonnie not kissing Caroline butt every five seconds even when Caroline is absolutely vile to her
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I don't like that my eighth grade internal monologue about the FNAF animatronics was made external in the official movie and voiced by the literal child murderer bc now I have to admit that William fking Afton was making some good points.
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John Wanahton (Sioux) & Anne Bonny (Irish) are @paddyfuck and I’s most historical accurate OTP yet in terms in RDR, and I love it
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thinking again about that thing jenny mentioned in the tvd video about how in teen media (or to shippers) every relationship has to be forever because they're teenagers and they don't realize that people move on. and like partially that is true but also 1) a lot of shippers don't just care about watching a ship kiss or whatever, they're interested in the narrative and the arc of a pair of characters. ships aren't interchangeable for them because a different one will not be coming from the same roots and won't have the same narrative weight attached, particularly if it's an obvious copycat of a previous relationship and 2) aside from kids not conceptualizing relationships as temporary because they don't have the relevant life experience, i think that most people have a very strong need to feel that they are not replaceable to other people, that they are profoundly valued and that their loss would have an impact. and a lot of the time a disproportionate amount of that need is placed into relationships that are kind of by their very nature fragile and temporary, and it's also true that people need to be able to move on when a relationship ends. but part of the point of shipping something for a lot of people is not that they think all romantic relationships need to be or are that intense but that they wish for the kind of relationship that doesn't naturally reach an emotional endpoint & the kind of connection that genuinely can't just be replaced with another connection of the same type. and like where else are most people going to experience that than in storytelling
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I have an idea! Hear me out... So the reader is arguing with 141 + Los Vaqueros and, to get him to stop, the reader distracts him by pulling out the big guns, her tits. He knows damn well what she's doing but she still won. Is that weird? Oh well. 🤣
Its not weird at all anon whatsoever, kinda made me laugh ngl
WARNINGS: Kinda suggestive on some. Reader is female and posses boobies (not me also laughing at the word boobies)
Price
When you were arguing about him not letting you go on to the next mission because of your safety you were getting annoyed as he had valid points. You huffed out a breath of hot air and reached for the hem of your shirt, you lifted it up over your chest and he stopped mid sentence shocked at your actions. (He let you go on the mission after that)
Soap
When you flashed Soap your tits mid argument, he had a wicked smile on his face. You regretted your decision as he grabbed you and threw you over his shoulder. You squealed and protested but he gave your ass a slap "You should've thought about that before doing what you did bonnie"
Gaz
You guys were arguing over nothing and Gaz was really getting into the topic of it. You knew exactly what to do and when you showed him your pretty tits he melted on the spot. When you turned around to leave he ran after you and made you face him. His hands went straight under your shirt where he grabbed a handful of boob. "You better get ready to apologise, sweetheart"
Ghost
He was really going at it, hands flown up in the air as he explains his problem. You tried to say something but he would just keep talking, and you were bored. You lifted up the sports bra you were wearing and you swore you saw both his eyes move at the same time your breasts did. His eyes were hungry with lust and his shadow casted over you "You better be waiting in my room without this on when I finish up here" he growls into your ear and you felt your thighs clench together.
Alejandro
When Alejandro saw your tits bounce out from under your shirt his mouth was sealed shut straight away. You began to run away from him but you could hear him chuckle behind you "You better run Mi Amor"
Rodolfo
Sweet sweet Rudy was trying to get his point across to you about the dangers of doing what you did but you didn't care. You needed him to be quiet so that you could say something but he wouldn't stop stressing and talking in Spanish. When Rudy saw you though his mouth was hung open in shock. You finally shut him up and he just stood there processing what just happened and couldn't hear anything you were saying.
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