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ooklet · 6 months

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can't hear bg3's down by the river theme song without thinking of Him

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #matt foley #chris farley

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ingo-in-places-he-shouldnt-be · 1 year

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Ingo shouldn’t be living in a van down by the river.

#Ingo in places he shouldn't be #Subway Boss Ingo #Warden Ingo #Pokemon #SNL #Saturday Night Live #Matt Foley

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redstopgringo · 3 months

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My partner, playing Baldur's Gate 3: What are you snickering at?

Me: Nothing, I just like the background music. Down, down, down...

#funny #joke #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #Matt Foley #down by the river

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mydaneisirish · 2 years

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May the sleepover never ends.

#lee pace #love #i love them #Matt Foley #❤🧡💛💚💙💜

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thesiouxzy · 1 year

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I had the world by the tail! Now I’m thrice divorce and I live in a van, down by the River!

“Hey, you kids are probably saying to yourselves: I'm gonna go out there and grab the world by the tail! And wrap it around and pull it down and put it in my pocket. Well I'm here to tell you that you're probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you're not going to amount to JACK SQUAT!” 🏞️🚐 3️⃣👓

“Hey, dad, I can’t see real good. Is that Bill Shakespeare over there?” 👓

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#snl #chris farley #matt foley #Youtube

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djcanipe99 · 1 year

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#matt foley #snl #Youtube

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bojackson54 · 25 days

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You've Succeeded. Give Credit to the Foundation of Your Success

Whenever people work together, there is always a question that comes up: Who Should Get the Credit? (And we’ve all worked on that school team project where somebody does nothing but still gets the grade you worked for!) The human ego is an amazing thing, fueled by the survival instinct, self-interests and a hierarchy of needs and hidden agendas that would make Maslow’s head spin! I’ve often…

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#Chris Farley #credit #Ephesians 6:12 #foundation #Isaac Newton #Jesus #John 4:37-38 #Matt Foley #success

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procurement-insights · 4 months

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What does the C-Suite think about procurement? Are we still living in a van down by the river?

What "other things" will the acceptance of procurement as a strategic partner lead to?

TRIGGER WARNING: This is a parody – no procurement professionals or C-Suite execs should be offended by the contents of this video. However, it does raise an important question – what “other things” will the acceptance of procurement as a strategic partner lead to? Here is another question: Is it time that procurement moves out of the van “down by the river?” 30

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#C-suite #Matt Foley #procurement

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kharmii · 6 months

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So let me get this straight, you hate trans people and believe them to be pervs and make a mockery out of LGBT people but ship something gay, obsess over 'weird kinks' you don't like worse than any anti I have ever seen in my life yet ship incest, and insult neurodivergent people. Yeah wow, I sure do wonder why everyone avoids you. Well at least checking this blog inspired me to make more trans Volo content, so thanks for that.

How is it you notice I'm being shunned if there's not a clique of you? Anyway........Yay! Another hate post where I get to vent about stuff in reply! You know what....I'll bet people shun me because this fandom is a lot smaller than I assumed. There might have been a whole ton of people jumping on the Submas Train when PLA first came out, but after a year and a half, most of the hardcore fans who stuck with it this long are all either antis or furries into stupid kinks. I'd be willing to bet a paycheck that most of the people into trainwreck also have blankship side-accounts, and that's why other content creators never gave my shiddy trainwreck drawings a 'like' out of pity. They're all mad I made jokes about gross, hairy werewolves with vaginas because there are srsly (secret blankshippers) people in this fandom into that. (I srsly found someone's fat furry spice hoard on Twitter. Tread with care! X-D & D-: Oh, and look! LOOK!!! 'PROSHIPPERS DNI' on their profile! The best antis are into that kind of shit, but don't you ship something that is morally wrong in the context of irl, yo!)

AGAIN, WHAT PERCENTAGE OF ANTI-SHIPPERS ARE VILE TWO-DICK COCKVORE FURRY FETISHESTS, AND WHY AM I CONSIDERED A HYPOCRIT BUT NOT THEM!?

How about this trainwreckshipping head canon? Volo gets to wake up every morning to wet chili farts in bed because Emmet is a huge, gross fat fucking dog-furry with a vagina who is extra hairy because that's the aesthetic the social justice warriors are trying to push as the new norm. I'm not an anti for hating that shit. It's gross, and I loathe it when people take a beautiful or aesthetically pleasing character and make them ugly and gross. Antis have moral objections to certain content, especially incest and pedophilia, which people frown upon irl. Maybe I should think it's morally wrong to take something beautiful and turn it into something that makes me want to throw up in my mouth a bit. Hey! Let's make a new norm where everybody is gorilla hairy with huge floppy ranga tiddies, and they have a womb routed in their asses, and they smell weird and are self-induced chemically insane!

Trans Volo content, you say? That's another thing. There's a big wide world of people who allow themselves to enjoy content without having to inject the trendy posturing into it. They're probably the majority but are afraid to speak out because, like trans and leftists are likely to do overall, a small vocal majority hijack fandom spaces and act as everybody agrees with them. If I want to ship female Volo, there's a perfectly good Cynthia. I hate that 'Volo is Cynthia' head canon, especially coming from that person who does the interracial ship where Volo always looks like a drug-addict piece of trash. Why do Volo dirty like that? He's a clean, fresh-faced pretty guy, and that's why the protag was supposed to be so surprised when he betrayed them at the end. He's fun! He smiles at you constantly! He doesn't mope around with pouty lips. Make a skeevy dirtbag oc if that's what you are into, and ffs, Cynthia is strong female representation. Men have to pose as fake women to take away from us in athletics irl; don't take away our bad-ass champion in fantasy too.

No transfemale can hope to look like Cynthia irl unless they put like $100K worth of work into it. Most of them look like Chris Farley playing the van down by the river guy, but with stringy long hair. Taking hormones a person has no business taking makes them enormously fat most of the time. -And btw, I don't hate trans people; I feel sorry for them because society is tricking people into fucking themselves up....because it's trendy, yo!

Last point: IDC if people shun me. It has no bearing on my ability to produce content, and I will continue to crank stuff out for as long as I stay with (x) hyper fixation, which could be for years.

#every damn time #send troll prompts #fandumb fail #transtrender #srsly tho #chris farley #rachel levine #matt foley #damn furries #ask me about my million stupid bj aus #ranty rant rant #fake and gay #hey fuck you #you couple of people

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americanperfekt · 1 year

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#chris farley #matt foley #snl #90s

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danndesigns · 1 year

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Visit The River

#living in a van down by the river #matt foley #snl #postcard #visit

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terrywhitmore · 2 years

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Marker drawing of Chris Farley

#chris farley #matt foley #nbc snl #snl sketch #jack squat

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artistfingers · 8 months

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