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jrueships · 1 month
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sauce trying to befriend the popular twitch streamers and gamers is giving sheltered christian kid realizes their only hopes for friendship in school are the weird white boy reddit users who think slurs are comedy, and is just excited to have 'cool' friends so they'll do or say or get into anything their friends do to sound equally as smart just to be capable of saying (lying) that they have 'friends' to their mom when she asks about their day so their family doesn't think they poured all that money into a socially inept loser. instead, they poured all that money into a socially desperate parakeet
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znitsamluv · 2 years
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 '𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐧'
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• Just Sanzu and Ran using the boogie man card on their kids
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° Sanzu
• Sanzu as a father is a chaotic ride but hey he is trying!
• Sanzu noticed lately that his 3 old son refuses to go to Sanzu's work place and he was worried that something might have scared him so he went to ask you about it .
• was surprised when you told him that your son is scared of Mikey because he looks like the boogie man he saw on the tv .
• Sanzu saw the opportunity and RAN with it like he would always use that card on your son when he is giving him a hard time when you are not around.
• " s/n eat your veggies"
" no "
• Sanzu didn't even eat his own veggies and he knew where his son was coming from but Sanzu doesn't have the energy to be scolded by you when you come pick s/n from sanzu's office.
• Sanzu was starting to lose hope when his eyes landed on the phone in front of him before smirking.
• " I'm calling the boogie man if you won't eat your yummy vegetables"
• Sanzu immediately smirked when s/n opened his mouth waiting for Sanzu to feed him , to say Sanzu was proud would be an understatement.
• finally after eating s/n was starting to doze off on Sanzu's lap while he was working when suddenly the office door opened and s/n started screaming and crying the moment his eyes fell on the new comer .
• " THE BOOGIE MANNNNNNN " Sanzu sweat dropped when s/n pointed at Mikey and started crying louder, he looked at his son then Mikey back and forth trying to think of a way to explain himself.
• " I- "
" I don't want to hear it just finish these papers"
• Surprisingly the next day s/n went to work again with snazu but this time he didn't cry because Mikey got him chocolate, Mikey didn't even glance at s/n he just gave him the chocolate and left . It was like a silent peace offering and your son accepted it .
• But s/n refuses to call Mikey anything except for " Boogie man " .
° Ran
• it was 11 in the morning and you left your husband with your daughter and went grocery shopping.
• it was going well at first until Ran couldn't take watching Dora the explorer anymore.
• " Where is the door ? "
" IT IS BEHIND YOU GOD DAMNIT"
• Ran was about to take the remote but your daughter snatched it first and they both held eye contact for a few seconds.
• " d/n honey give me the remote"
• Ran's orders was always obeyed growing up and he had no one that had the courage to tell him 'no' ...... Not until he gave birth to that mini Him .
• " No " . Ran was shocked thag he stared at his daughter for what felt like a minute before repeating the same thing and getting the same answer.
• Ran throught he was slick thinking that he could snatch the remote but D/n noticed and bit his hand before running to the other side of the room.
• " GET BACK HERE NOW "
" NOOOOOOO " .
• Ran went to the home phone and started calling someone.
• " Rin I need you to act like a boogie man and tell d/n to give back the remote"
" Ran this is the third time this week I am not doing that again"
" come on help your big bro , remember that time in 6th grade when- "
" Just put the phone on speaker so I can go back to work already"
• Ran did a small victory dance before calling d/n .
• " THE BOOGIE MAN IS ON THE PHONE AND HE WILL COME EAT YOUR TOES IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE REMOTE "
• Rindou sighed as it was his cue to talk as Ran put him on speaker, doing his best to change his voice he starts talking.
• D/n started tearing up and went slowly to Ran and gave him the remote and he gave a her a pat on the head with a cocky smirk .
• " Thank you boogie man d/n is now behaving"
" whatever don't call me again "
• Ran hang up and looked at his daughter expecting an apology but was met with a bite on his leg .
• Ran was about to shout at your daughter when you came home and she ran to you crying telling you how mean Ran was to her .
• Let's just say Ran sulked the rest of the day about how he spoiled d/n too much.
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bellafragolina · 2 months
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Can i have a cute warden ingo with his S/o havign a nice bath together? Idk if in the alabaster iceland or idk beach or in a lake? Up to you something cute man needs to have a good time and relax hahaha
Relaxing bath time coming up on your left!!
🍓🍓🍓
“Just relax,” he murmured into your temple, carefully cupping hot water to pour down your back, “I’m right here. I’ll take care of everything.”
Endless days and nights alike stretched you far thinner than Ingo would prefer. He understood your need to get things done as soon as possible, as he was as desperate to go home as you were, yet he feared you would stall, you would break, overrunning yourself without proper maintenance in between. So, using the soft voice and softer smile he knew you were so weak to, he invited you here.
The hot springs held everything you needed to finally, properly relax. The water’s temperature sapped away at any stiffness still clinging to your sore muscles, and particularly stubborn knots easily folded beneath the firm caress of Ingo’s calloused hands. You could melt into goo like a Goomy, but Ingo kept you together, huddled into his lap to kiss and to hold and to caress.
You needed this. Even with the distraction of work, of dangerous Pokémon threatening to tear you to mere ribbons, you missed this. Ingo was like a beacon in the darkness, a comforting fire to curl up next and feel seep into your weary bones. He was as tired as you were, wrung dry by the harsh environment you lived in, but he was home.
Ingo’s hands lifted from where they rolled into your hips when you twisted. You turned slowly, water splashing in gentle waves around you, until you were settled back into his lap, this time facing him. Ingo voiced no qualms with the new position, merely wrapping his arms around you as he peppered careful kisses into your hairline.
“I love you.” You whispered, barely audible over the sounds of the world moving around you.
“I love you.” Ingo said right back, a certain kind of insistence threading into his voice. His kisses became harder, lingering on your skin for moments too long. You tilted your head back in silent question. “I love you very much. Please. . . don’t leave.”
You didn’t have to ask what he meant. “I won’t.” Your head lowered back down, carefully nuzzling into the crook of his neck. You laid gentle kisses where his adam’s apple quivered. “I don’t want to be anywhere you’re not. We’re in this together, you and me.”
Ingo sighed, low and long like he was deflating. “Good.” His fingers danced up your spine, carefully feeling, mapping, memorizing. “I’ve forgotten so much already. I don’t want to forget you.”
“I’ll make sure to leave a permanent imprint on your mind then.” You teased him, nipping at the column of his throat. Ingo laughed airily, so you settled again, relaxing into the serene moment you shared. “We’ll be okay.”
“Of course.” Ingo murmured. “Any track you conduct can only lead to success.”
You just smiled, and promised yourself to get him home, no matter the cost.
🍓🍓🍓
I’m so sappy for this mannnnnnn
~Renee
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ageless-aislynn · 10 months
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Yay, I’ve finished my second Mass Effect: Andromeda playthrough, this time romancing Peebee! I was just going to do the - ahem - Zero-G no strings option and quit there but it turned out that the save point I jumped in at was literally right at that part so I decided to keep on playing, just to do more of the flirting etc. Then I got to the scene where we - AHEM - locked in the romance and that was so near to the end of the game by that point that I decided to finish it so I could get to the movie night, because that was something I loved in my initial playthrough with Jaal!
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I really think they should’ve let Lexi (the blue Asari lady on the right for those who don’t know 😉) sit next to Drack (the big Krogan fella on the left). Nobody’s ever going to convince me that she’s not at least a little bit sweet on him, d’aww. 😉
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Sadly, you don’t get your honey with you during movie night when you romance Reyes but I guess that much sexy sitting on a sofa would’ve caused a spontaneous combustion! 😇😉
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D’aww, and here’s Sara and Peebee! And Vetra behind them on the left who seems to be napping, like Cora is on the right, lol! Well, the crew of the Tempest had a hard day, after all. They don’t need a nap, they need a full-on good night’s sleep! 😴😇😉
Now, for my next trick... I want to do a playthrough with Sara and Vetra before I switch over to Scott. I haven’t gotten into modding so all of my Sara’s looks are basically just changing the color and style of her outfit, though I did think to give her a different hairstyle with Peebee. I honestly love her look with Reyes, I think the outfit and red and black coloring really suit her! 💖 (My Sara x Reyes vid ‘cause I really love them a lot, your honor 😉)
I’m not sure if I’ll keep her hair red (I really do like the red hair, though, so I’ll probably just try for a different style) and then may do a different color variation on the red and black outfit. I want her to be all spiffy for our best Turian girl, after all! 😇😇😇
For Scott, I actually like the default look for him, so am not planning on changing his face like I did with Sara. The Sara default face is one of those that can look nice from one angle, then a little weird from another, so I went with preset 5 or 6, can’t remember which at the moment, (edit: I went back and looked and that is NOT preset 5 or 6, I’m not actually sure which preset she is, oops) and made some minor makeup changes between all 3 romances.
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Scott and Sara’s default looks. Annnnnd now I feel bad for dissing her default look. Okay, new plan: I’ll do a playthrough in her default look once I’m done with my Vetra romance. I wanted at least one more playthrough to romance Suvi, so... here’s my chance! *pats default!Sara*
Anyway, Scott is definitely going to romance Cora first for his full playthrough, then we’ll back up and switch to Gil because holy moly, I really ended up caring about Gil and I’d love to see how it’s going to work out with Gil having a baby with his friend Jill once he’s in a relationship with Scott! 🤔 Scott also needs to romance Avela because, as I love to remind y’all...
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I know it’s just a tiny little quasi-romance but it’s KATE KENNEDY and if I can romance Kate frickin’ Kennedy in a video game, then, by Jove, step back and watch me get my romance on, yeahhhhhhh mannnnnnn!
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(I feel like Vannak is representing every single person reading this right now... 😮😂😂😂)
This playthrough took me about 60 hours instead of 120 like the first one because I dropped several of the side quests this time. I also knew to place the forward stations right away so you can fast travel and such. I honestly think I can cut the time in a half again just because I have a better idea of which quests you need to do and which you don’t. I’m still really loving the game, even more as I get more comfortable with everything.
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Ahhh yeah, look at how comfortable Sara is with her Pathfinder duties now! 😂😂😂
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kat-chan02 · 3 years
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bf! Sakusa Kiyoomi hcs
i think this is going to be a thing i do now, lmaooo
• this man respects u like ur a fuckin god
• and it's cuz u respect him and his boundaries
• and he trusts u so much
• u know when he needs u and when he doesn't
• when u can and can't hug him
• he feels like he can open up to u and tell u how he feels
• cuz he knows no matter what he says u would supportive in unconditionally and unjudgementally
• also
• his perfect date would be one at home with a takeaway
• (he doesn't usually like takeaways but this is a date and he will go out of his comfort zone for u once in a while)
• and he would make the b e s t pillow fort for u with fairy lights and all that shit
• and u would love it
• also,
• his favourite time to be with u would be after u come out of the shower
• u smell nice
• u clean
• he would never reject ur affection after u come out the shower
• also
• the problem in ur relationship would probably be when ur upset or not feeling 100% he never knows how u support u
• this would probably be the biggest problem early in the relationship
• u would feel like he didnt love u enough and u loved him too much
• u always supported him but whenever u felt like shit he never did the same.
• but u guys talked about it and he explained he never knew what to say to u
• he did want to support u, he just didn't know how
• it kinda helped cuz now he just sort of pats ur shoulder and says
• "i probably wont have anything useful to say but u can talk to me anyway"
• and it's a sweet gesture but he's so awkward and u feel rly bad so u just stay away from him when ur sad
• (that's kinda another problem lolol)
• but u understand it's hard for him and u love him nonetheless
• also, i dont think he'd call u nicknames casually
• not as much as u call him 'omi' anyway
• but like, if u were having this quiet intimate moment he would call u a nickname and u just kinda died
• and he said
• "shouldn't i have done that?'
• and u said no u just wasn't expecting it lolol
• mmmmm for Christmas/ birthday he would probably get u jewellery or perfume he likes the smell of
• also, omi would probably be an early riser so he would fix it sleep schedule if u stay with him
• early morning runs?
• and breakfast in restaurants as a date cuz it wouldn't be so busy and crowded
• u and him would also take longggggggg walks and sometimes he would let u hold his hand (sometimes, for body warmth purposes only)
• he would allow u close him and to touch in casually if ur alone most the time
• but if ur around ppl he will say whether he's comfortable with it or not
• Chfujdjdjdu i love this mannnnnnn
also, if u want me to do other headcanons, just ask!! i simp for most of the haikyuu guys and others lol!!!
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sincerelysaoirse · 6 years
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All 130 questions 🤓
Mannnnnnn……….
SEXUALITY & COMING OUT:
1. How do you define your sexuality?Queer
2. What pronouns do you use to identify yourself?She/her
3. At what age did you first suspect that you are sexually attracted to other girls?12 years old
4. At what age did you come to terms with your sexuality?Hmm probably 18
5. Did you have an “aha I like girls” moment or was it more of a gradual realization?“Aha I like girls”
6. How did your sexuality make you feel before you came out?Guilty, freaked out
7. How did you become comfortable with your sexuality?Making gay friends
8. At what age did you first come out?16/17 officially. I had been saying it to my mom since I was 12
9. Who was the first person you came out to? How did they take it?I guess my mom but she didn’t take it seriously when I was 12. Then one of my friends when I was 16 and she was.. awkward
10. Do your parents know about your sexuality?Yeah
11. How out are you?Pretty out
12. Do you now identify as something different than when you first came out?Yeah
13. Was anyone surprised when you came out or did people seem to already know?No one was surprised 
14. Has coming out lost you any friends?No
15. How soon after meeting someone do you usually tell them about your sexuality?I feel like I never really tell? They just find out from other people? Idk how anyone finds out 
16. How difficult do you find it to sympathize with straight women?Not very
17. Have you ever wished you were completely straight?No
18. Agree or disagree: Everyone is at least a little bit gay.Agree
19. If you are not a lesbian, about what percentage of the time do you find yourself attracted to other girls?95%
20. Do you think it is possible to be a true 50/50 bisexual, or is the percentage always skewed towards one gender?I think it’s skewed
21. How often do you find yourself trying to sneak a peek or stare at a cute girl?Every fuckin day
22. How accurate is your gaydar?Not accurate at all
RELATIONSHIPS & DATING:
23. What is your current relationship status?Single
24. What is the longest relationship you’ve been in? Are you still with that person?I guess two years on and off and no.
25. Do you remember anything about the first time you kissed another girl?It was at a bus stop
26. Are you a virgin? If not, what gender did you lose your virginity to?Yes fml
27. What is your ideal first date?Going for a drink. Or going to the extreme and going around town doing a photo shoot for Instagram 
28. What personality trait are you most attracted to?Funny? Confident? 
29. How flirty are you?Pretty flirty ah
30. Would you ever want to get married, if not already?Yes yes yes
31 Do you want have children someday?Ooh maybe not 
32. Would you ever want to give birth?If I was having children yeah
33. How often are you asked if you have a boyfriend?At least once a week 
34. Have you ever liked or dated a girl with the same name as you?No
35. Have you ever been on your period the same time as a girlfriend?Yeah 
36. Have you and a girlfriend ever been mistaken for sisters?No
37. Have you ever been in a long distance relationship?Yeah
38. Have you ever dated a guy?No
39. Has a girl ever dumped you for a guy? Have you?No and no
40. Has another girl ever hit on you?Yes
41. Have you ever had a crush on a straight girl?Yessss
42. Have you ever had a crush on a woman who’s significantly older than you?No
43. Would you ever date a trans woman?Yes
44. Have you ever had a profile on a LGBT dating website or app?Yes 
45. Where do you think is the best place to meet a potential lover?Ideally like in a bookstore or in some soulmate way on the street. Realistically in a bar
46. Do you consider yourself a hopeless romantic?Yeah
PHYSICAL APPEARANCE:
47. Have you ever cut your hair super short? If not, would you ever want to?No and no
48. Is your nose pierced?It had been three times! I keep having to take it out for shows
49. What is your opinion on septum/bull nose piercings?Love em
50. Do you have any tattoos? If so, of what and where?One watercolour abstract one on my ribs
51. How muscular are you?Not very
52. Are you or have you ever been a tomboy?No
53. Have you ever been told that you don’t look gay, or that you’re too pretty to be gay?“Too feminine”
54. Have you ever been mistaken as a dude?No
FASHION STYLE:
55. Do you wear skirts and dresses? If so, how often?Yes probably once a week 
56. Do you wear high heels? If so, how often?Probably once a week
57. How much jewelry do you typically wear?None
58. How much makeup do you typically wear?A little bit or full face going out 
59. How often do you wear a bra?All the time except at night
60. How often do you wear flannel?Never
61. Have you ever worn a suit?No
62. Do you wear any shoes such as combat boots, Doc Martins or Timberlands?No
63. Do you carry a purse?No
64. Do you wear any hats such as snapbacks or beanies?No
65. Have you ever worn any men’s clothing?Yes
66. Have you ever dressed in complete drag?No
67. Have you ever shared clothes with a girlfriend?No
68. If you want to get married, do you think you will wear a dress?Yes
ENTERTAINMENT:
69. Who is your favorite LGBT celebrity?Kate McKinnon
70. Have you ever watched The L Word?No
71. Have you ever watched Will & Grace?No
72. Have you ever watched RuPaul’s Drag Race?Yes
73. How well do you feel LGBT women are portrayed on television?Not well tbhh
74. Do you listen to any LGBT musicians (i.e. Tegan & Sara, Melissa Etheridge, Chely Wright, Elton John, Sam smith, George Michael, Adam Lambert)?Troy’s Sivan, Hayley Kiyoko, dodie
75. Do you watch any LGBT YouTubers?Rose and Rosie, Ally Hills, Shane Dawson, dodie, Miles, like all of Buzzfeed lmao
76. Do you have a favorite LGBT themed movie?I guess ‘But I’m a Cheerleader’
77. Do you have a favorite LGBT themed blog or website?Nah
78. Do you read any LGBT magazines?Nah
79. Have you read any LGBT themed literature? If so, do you have any recommendations?Nah
80. Is there such a thing as “good” lesbian porn?Probably not
THIS OR THAT:
81. Boobs or butts?Boobs
82. Beer or wine?Wine
83. Ellen or Portia?Ellen
BEING (SOMEWHAT) RANDOM:
84. How much do you like cats?More than dogs
85. Have you ever been to a gay bar or a gay club?Yes
86. How many LGBT friends do you have?Dozens
87. Do you have any LGBT relatives?Yes one uncle 
88. Have you ever used any words (or variations of) such as lesbian, queer, gay, or homosexual as a password?No
89. How outdoorsy are you?Not very
90. Have you ever driven an SUV, Jeep, or pickup truck?No
91. How many rainbow items do you own?Probably two
92. Have you ever celebrated National Coming Out Day (Oct. 11)?No
93. Have you ever participated in the National Day of Silence?No
94. Have you ever attended a GSA (Gay Straight Alliance) type of club?No
95. Have you ever attended a PFLAG (Parents & Friends of Lesbians and Gays) meeting?No
96. Have you ever attended a gay or lesbian wedding?No
97. Have you ever been part of a softball team?No
98. Do you skateboard or longboard at all?No
99. Do you play any video games?No
FROM 1-10, HOW ATTRACTIVE ARE:
100. Muscular women?9
101. Women who wear glasses?10
102. Women who are covered with tattoos?10
103. Women who are covered with piercings?10
104. Curvy/plus-sized women?10
105. Women with short hair?10
106. Highly intelligent women?10
107. Tall women (i.e. around 1.83 meters/6 feet or taller)?10
108. Masculine/butch women?10
GETTING SERIOUS:
109. What does equality mean to you? Everyone being respected and treated according to their rights? Like treating people the way they should be treated
110. Do you consider yourself a feminist?Yes
111. Do you eat meat at all?Yes
112. Are you religious at all?No
113. How do you feel about the terms “woman crush” and “girl crush”?They’re not great
114. How do you feel when platonic female friends refer to each other as girlfriends?No tnx 
115. How do you feel when people use the word gay to mean things such as stupid, dumb, boring, or idiotic?Angry 
116. Are you comfortable with terms such as lezzie, lesbo, dyke, homo, or tranny?No
117. What are your views on gender identity and bathroom use?There should be gender neutral bathrooms everywhere
118. Do you have any opinions on LGBT people in the military?They should be treated the same as everyone else?
119. Have you ever been called a gay slur?No
120. Have you ever been queer bashed?No
121. Have you ever been discriminated against because of your sexuality or gender identity? If so, please explain.No
122. Does it really get better?I think so
123. Americans: How did you feel on June 26, 2015?
124. How accepting of LGBT people is the city/community you live in?Pretty accepting
125. Have you ever tried to “pray the gay away”?No
126. How annoyed are you with how heteronormative society is?8/10
127. What LGBT stereotype do you most disagree with?Like all of them idk I’m so tired
128. Is there anything about the LGBT community that you wish you knew before coming out?Nah
129. What advice would you give to a girl who is struggling to figure out her sexuality?Don’t rush yourself to know who you are but be comfortable with where your identity is. And know that it’s okay for things to change. 1000000s of people feel the same as you.
130. What advice would you give to a girl who is struggling to come out?Come out to yourself first. Accept and love yourself. Then go to the next person you know that will love you no matter what. You’re probably better off just saying rather than beating around the bush😎👉
That was so long tnx
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miraculousladybot · 7 years
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Ladybug rolled her eyes.
She doesn’t deserve that, honestly.And just like that all about?” Then I want to ignore half of the room of someone because you’re jealous,” she reiterated, taking a few bumps is all! Was it really hit her. He was waving at her with a smirk as she jumped in front of that without stammering. “I thought he would end up shipping your two cinnamon buns in less than seven school busses before Ladybug was the start of a lamp post, her back for a while,” he whispered. Alya pressed, thoroughly invested in a tight fist, pulling him through his messages.  A pair of jeans to the roof next to him.“I…don’t…understand.” Adrian gave his cell phone vibrate. “Huh? I did it take?  He grimaced as the wings slid open, and inside was a low roof, dangling his feet and face plant before you freak out, I’m Cat Noir! Contrary to the side, thinking about the girl of sunset, bright and there are not eligible” More groans could be who I am.” What had she shuddered when Adrien is here, but he did. He feels terrible, but a friend who likes to help Plagg get that winking cat emoji?” She giggles softly, the sound of a trance, and he was a variable she hadn’t expected the next few days since we don’t care if I didn’t even have time to time, as well have applied for a minute before when he realised a secondExternal image later as she pushed the door for Marinette and Adrien faced the priest.Adrien tried to explain that away? “And of course any prompts you might have!As always, Thornsword. Her confused look, glancing quickly between the two men together into a ball so of course Alya and this is priceless! He laughed, though there is little worry needed for your contributions! ♥ So after yesterday’s new Ladybug episode yet but from his class.Marinette tried to give false hope to reach, after a ladybug icon on the ground, shielding his head. “It’s a surprise, just follow my lead.” Marinette turned around to the middle of a low voice, finding himself being goofy and flirty with Marinette when she has so much only meant that no one would notice her. You thought about this possibility for a second as he knew was that obedient son of local fashion designer Gabriel Agreste, had overslept and now yours too. Walking with Adrien while he starting to have you back in for a moment and hate myself because I let Chloe have her way to the police already, and would never tell anyone about it to loop her arms around him, the ribbon off, allowing her to Ladybug’s luck, but you’re the Miraculous and the other one wraps them up I’m going to be drinking in her head to face Adrien, only to find the right touch. Already she feels her phone ring again, and then my butt off because….mannnnnnn is SHE in for Chat mainly due to his voice, and she realized it was going to have a chat.”After giggling nervously and nodded. “Yup, I uh…dabble…in sewing” she said with an encouraging smile. “You could never get enough of her legs. More importantly, he was greeted with turned out fine after Chat Noir.
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