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water cooler gossip, gold amongst teal
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Hansy's Spank Bank
HANSY: Have you prayed tonight, Desdemona? (He pulls a reproduction of Palma Vecchio’s Venus from underneath his shirt.) Our father, who art in Heaven? You don’t look like it, my love – rapt in your expectation of what’s coming, as in that sweet moment of budding ecstasy when I saw you lying in the window of Jonathan Schlesinger’s—your supple legs and arms, the gentle curving of your hips, your firm young breasts…
If I wanted to count them—all the departed with whom I’ve fought the same battle here!—Thuman’s Psyche—another legacy of the hatchet-faced Mademoiselle Angelique, that rattlesnake in the paradise of my childhood; Correggio’s Io; Lossow’s Galatea; then a cupid by Bouguereau; J. van Beer’s Ada, whom I had to abduct from a secret compartment in Papa’s desk in order to add her to my harem; a quivering, twitching Leda by Makart that I happened to find in my brother’s lecture notes…
But my conscience will be pacified, my body will regain its strength when you, devil, no longer reside in the red satin cushions of my jewel box. In your place I’ll invite Bodenhousen’s Lurlei or Linger’s Forsaken Maiden or Defregger’s Loni to move into this sumptuous chamber of pleasure…
-- Act 2, Scene 3 of Spring Awakening by Frank Wedekind, translated by Jonathan Franzen
So what is in Hansy's spank bank? What images would a teenage boy in provincial Germany in the 1890s be getting off to? And why has no one put together a post like this before?
Palma Vecchio's Venus...
Resting Venus by Jacopo Palma Vecchio, 1520s
Thuman’s Psyche...
Psyche am Wasserspiegel by Paul Thumann, 1890s
Correggio’s Io...
Jupiter and Io by Correggio, c. 1530
Lossow’s Galatea...
I could not find any good candidates online for this painting, but note that the wikipedia page for Heinrich Lossow (1843-1897) calls him "a prolific pornographer".
A cupid by Bouguereau...
perhaps L'amour Mouille (Wet Cupid) by William-Adolphe Bouguereau, 1891
J. van Beer’s Ada...
Portrait of Miss Ada Rehan as Lady Teazle in the "School for Scandal" by Jan van Beers, 1890s (this doesn't seem quite right but is the only candidate I could find?)
Leda by Makart...
Leda and the Swan by Hans Makart, 1868
Bodenhousen’s Lurlei...
Could not find a candidate for this either, not a lot of artwork by Cuno von Bodenhausen (1852-1931) seems to be online
Linger’s Forsaken Maiden...
Cannot find this online or even figure out what artist Hansy is referring to
Defregger’s Loni...
Loni by Franz von Defregger, 1890s
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Lurlei
(Lorelei)
von Julius Wolff
FIRST EDITION
GERMAN LANGUAGE
Publisher: G. Grotesche Verlagbuchhandlung, Berlin
Copyright: 1886
Wolff's rendering of the legend of Lurlei is wonderfully poetical and romantic. There is greater force and local coloring in “Lurlei’ than in Fouquet's Undine. Lurlei, like Undine, is brought up by a fisherman and his wife, who carefully conceal from the world that she is not their child, and there is only a faint glimmering of the awakening of her human soul when her lover, Count Lothair, is false to her even before the marriage which will separate her forever from her mysterious kinsfolk beneath the waters of the Rhine. Maddened by her disappointment, Lurlei vows the destruction of all men whom, by her beauty and wondrous siren songs, she can entice to the terrible precipice of the Lurlei rock, or lull into fatal security while passing the dangerous whirlpool below.
BUY ON ETSY
#lorelei#German language#german poetry#poems#epic poems#mermaid#siren#mermaids#lurlei#antiquarian books#booklr#bookish#old books#booklover#Beautiful books#underwater#myth#german myth#romance#victorian binding#victorian books#julius wolff#ebon et noir#ebon et noir books#reading#bookseller#antique books
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Looks like the scammer Adorabel is back under new names. Still buying adopts and never paying. She seriously has not changed. And constantly plays the victim and making loads of excuses
https://www.deviantart.com/dominickluhr/journal/Scam-Account-Lurlei-kittsoon-833835533
She even stole an image of another and claimed it to be her. And trying to claim sexism and that her latest victim is wrong and doesn’t believe pretty women exist
In the past she blamed it on having memory problems and being sick
The old callouts from when she went by adorabel sadly have been deleted BUT this archive is still around
http://archive.is/IQjHT
Also her playing victim
https://www.deviantart.com/lurlei/journal/Beware-of-DominickLuhr-833844542 ( http://archive.is/gImYf )
Funny she hides so many comments
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Gabriel, running into the room frantically: WHAT’S OUR LASTNAME!?
Micheal: Christ?
Lucifer, at the same time: Shurley?
Raphael: *flips a coin* It’s Shurley.
Gabriel, mumbling to himself: Sabriel Ghurley, Saphael Rhurley, Sucifer Lurley, Sickeal Murley.
#what is their last name#supernatural#archangels supernatural#spn#michael spn#lucifer spn#rapheal spn#gabriel spn#incorrect spn#incorrect quotes
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“A slut, if you will.”
Lurlei, One of @toast-that-is-gay‘s many lovely demon OCs, part of an art trade! look out for their half too (:
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What do you think about the name Merla or Lorelai ?
Merla is such a rare and lovely name. Its of old french and english origin, meaning blackbird (from the Latin merula). I’ve read that people with the name Merla are said to be cheerful, emotional, charming, and make good actresses. The name reminds me of forest nymphs and nature.
The name Lorelai is taken from the name of a rock headland on the Rhine River, where legends say a beautiful siren sat upon a rock and lured sailors to shipwreck. Originally derived from ‘Lurlei’, the German poet Clemens Brentano altered the name to Lorelai. Its a very hauntingly beautiful name in my opinion and who can forget the gorgeous ‘Lorelei Lee’ in Gentlemen prefer blondes!!
Thank you sm for the ask ♡♡
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Undine and all her troop
Are out to-night; the tides are high;
Like spray far thrown across the moon,
The clouds go sailing through the sky.
The showers sweep down and shroud the world,
On darkling rainbows skim afar;
The brooks burst beside the way,
And great winds strip some naked star,—
Great winds, mad winds, winds of March,
That, streaming from the void and vast,
Make mortals feel the impotence
Of atoms borne before the blast.
But Ariel holds them in his leash;
All the Wild Ladies follow him;
The great Ghandarvas blow their tunes
From silver peaks and valleys dim;
Witch and warlock, imps and elves,
The urchins of the misty dale,
And echoes mocking all the stir,
Ride down the long gust of the gale!
Hark! do you catch the Banshee's cry?
That is the hammering trolls you hear!
Turn not too swiftly, lest you start
The Lurley singing in your ear!
Powers of earth and powers of air
Are all abroad; the night is quick
With strange and subtile sorceries,
Bred of the storm, and swarming thick
As bees about a blooming branch,
Honey dripping, dew besprent,
Steeped in sunshine underneath
The blue of some great morning's tent.
Each enchantment of the sphere,
Blown from the sea and blown from shore,
Works its wild will and wizardry
While darkness wraps the gay uproar,
Till rosy dawn shall set the spell;
When, lo! the bare boughs of yestreen
Confess the magic of the March,
And wave such veils of callow green
As clad, in the old mystic tale,
The rods that Jannes and Jambres throw,
To break in blossom as they fall
Before the feet of Pharaoh!
For the fierce tempest, with its shock
Of wind and sleet that midnight cloaks,
Like some old thaumaturge who makes
A mighty marvel, now evokes,—
The violet on her dewy locks,
The sunlight on her lifted wing,
The clouds of incense floating by,-
The Apparition of the Spring!
Witchwork by Harriet Prescott Spofford
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comision
Para ricardo por una Nintendo switch edición splatoon y un play 4 pro
Quiero que se las metas por ambos agujeros a
las que tengan una (X) va a salir embarazadas
Judy Hopps
Fabienne Growley
Pantera nudista
Renata Lobales
Dmv pig swinton
Twlight
Celestia
Luna (X)
Sunset
Rarity
Starlight (x)
Sassy
Fleur
Upper crust
Pinkie pie
Applejack
Fluttershy
Rarra
Lyra
Trixie
Moon dancer
Diamond tiara
Spoled rich
Sweetie belle
Mayor mare
Vinyl
Suri polomare
Coco pomel
Minerva mink
Lola bunny
Honey
Monroe
viola
Britny
Blue
Maria
Selena
Sara
Calara
Binky
Babs
Lexi
Mrs bunny
Daisy lou
Pua bunny (playa japonesa)
Krystal
Maid marian (X)
Darma vix (X)
Mariana stola
Foxy roxy
Maestra zorra
Roberta foxfox
Liliana redhunter
Sawyer
Silvia
Penelope pussycat
Calie brigs
Dulcinea (X)
Kitty patitas suaves
Kitty katswell y todas sus hermanas
Tammy
Roxane goof
Miss bianca
Miss kitty mouse y hermanas
Gadget
Olivia flaversham
Lady mouse
Miss birsby
Dixie fah
Vixie
Georgette
Lita
Greta
Rita
Sasha le fleur
flo
Anabelle
Belladona
perdita
Jenna
Aleu
Dixie balto
Pumpkin
Zoe trent
Madame pom
Gail trent
Belka
Sweetie paw patrol
Gidget
Angel
Lady
Maddie
Scooby dee
Chiquita
Mammoth mutt
Princess story
Blythe Baxter
Youngme song
Sue Patterson
Biskit twins
Heather
Courtney
Gwen
Sierra
Sky
Dakota
Ella
Izzy
Zoey
Jasmine
Dawn
Bridgette
Carrie
Ellody
Emma
Kitty
Jen
Katie
Samey
Sanders
Scarlet
Rosita
Ash
becky
Nancy
Judith
Timantha
Trixie
Vicky y su madre
Madre de timmy
Hada de los dientes
Miss doombring
Princesa mandy
Wanda
Blonda
Ember mclain
Jazz
Madeline
Paulina
Verónica
Sam
Rule 63 de danny
Danielle
Espectra
Desire
Kitty
Sally carrera
Holley shiftwell
Cruz ramirez
Natalie certain
Candice
Carla veloso
Donna pits
Guilia
Kori turbowitz
Lorry abulance
Marilyn
Nurse GTO
Misti motorkrass
Sara safestreet
Serena
Lita
Amy mizuno
Luna
Diana
Ranma chan
Kodachi
Ukio
Shampo
Akane
Kasumi
Naviki
Rinrin
Ranran
Drakulaura
Toralei stripe
Elizabath
Twyla
Aery evenfall
Ari Hauntington
Catrine demew
Catty noir
Euna
Apple withe
Raven queen
Mira shards
Cerise Hood
Lizzie hearts
Blondie lockes
Bunny blanks
Ca cupid
Chesire cat
Kitty cheshire
Courtly jester
Darling charming
Deerla
Harelow
Foxanne
Madeline hatter
Lilly bo peep
Jackie frost
Faybelle thorn
Farrah goodfairy
Duchess swan
Poppy o hair
Ramona badwolf
Nevermore
Renaon
Gatomon
Lillimon
Exveemon
Flamedramon
Angewemon
Dawn
Mallow
Eureka
Misty
May
Serena
Irirs
Diantha
Cinthia
Bianca
Maestra tigresa
su
Song
Mei ling
Mei ling rouge
Damas de las sombras
Hermanas wu
Lian
Lady flor de loto (leona)
Ming antelope
Maestra leopardo
Maestra pantera negra
Mar
Tina
Marina
Perla
Starfire
Raven
Jinx
Vixey
Amy rose
Nimue
Rouge the bath
Vanilla the rabbit
Blaze the cat
Sasha the cat
Honey the cat
La hermana de tails
Sonar the Fennec
Zoey the fox
Fiona the fox
Cosmo
Sticks the badger
Perci
Breezie the Hedgehog
Nicole the Holo-Lynx
Lady goat
Rabbit girl
Reindeer Girl
Clove the Pronghorn
Diane Aardvark
Jian the Tiger
Barby koala
Marine racoon
Sally acorn
Sonia the hedgehog
Dulce princesa
Marceline
Bronwyn
Violeta
Princesa flama
Maga cazadora
Princesa helado de yogurt
Princesa desyuno
Fiona la humana
Reina helada
Señora zorra
Star butterfly
Eclipsa
Reina moon
Chica ardilla
Princesa marco (con vagina no pene)
Kate
Lilly
Eve
candy
Daría
Maria
Princess
Vitani
Kiara
Nala
Zira
Zuri
Fuli
tIfu
Doremi
Seno aiko
Onpu segawa
Momoko asuka
Margarita
Cj
Bonbon
Brubuja
Bellota (las dos versiones)
Marge
Lisa
Mindy simmons
Lurlei lumpkin
Maud flanders
Nikki McKenna
Jessica Lovejoy
Jenny
Greta Wolfcastle
Kumiko albertson
Becky
Isabell gutierres
Berenice hibbert
Clara stetson
Stacey Swanson
Roz daviz
Betsy Bidwell (la versión Simpson)
La sobrina del alcalde diamante
- jennette mccurdy
-miranda cosgrove
- taylor swift
-ariana grande (versión anime si quieres)
Kate
Sierra
Victoria
Begum
Florrie
Gia
Clover
Pam
Karen
Crimsom
Coco bandicoot
Tawna bandicoot
Princesa peach
Princesa Daisy
Rosalina
Capitana Amelia
Cleo catillac
Zangya
Sorrel
Hop
Kai tiempo
Towa
N 18
Bulma
Bra
Ribriane (sin transformar)
Kale
Kaulifua
Launch
Princesa serpiente
Tia grandma
Gwen tennyson
Charm caster
Duquesa
Marie
Hello kitty
Minnie mouse
Tinkerbell, hermana y amigas
Bloom
Stela
Musa
Talking angela
Talking Liliana (inventala)
Princesa romy
Angelica pikles
Kimi finster
Lili
Suzie carmaikle
Mavis drakula
Elsa
Anna
Rapunzel
Merida
Jazmine
Ariel
Mulan
Isabella garcia shapiro
Cadance flynn
Stacy hirano
Sandy checks
Torres
Meika fox
Tamira
ms. Dira
Miko nakadai
Clarie nuñez
Sima luan
Melisa Morgan
Hermanas test
Jonny test rule 63
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Invisalign Clear Braces in Lurley #Invisible #Invisalign #Brace #Lurley https://t.co/mPCUbyFL8L
Invisalign Clear Braces in Lurley #Invisible #Invisalign #Brace #Lurley https://t.co/mPCUbyFL8L
— Professional Dental (@teethcareuk) September 28, 2019
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more character music...
DISSOLUTION (ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE) for Lurley Seilye uses telephone ring, metallic pad, bowed glass pad and metal pipe
KNEE BRACE (DO I LOOK LIKE I WANT TO PLAY A FUCKING GAME) for Mamuka Zviadi uses clean guitar, banjo, blown bottle and standard drumset
made with beepbox :)
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Warehouse Floor Markings in Lurley #Warehouse #Surface #Marking...
Warehouse Floor Markings in Lurley #Warehouse #Surface #Marking #Lurley https://t.co/IFOXLBd7yP
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— Lining Contractors (@whitelininguk) March 16, 2019
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Warehouse Floor Markings in Lurley #Warehouse #Surface #Marking #Lurley https://t.co/IFOXLBd7yP
Warehouse Floor Markings in Lurley #Warehouse #Surface #Marking #Lurley https://t.co/IFOXLBd7yP
— Lining Contractors (@whitelininguk) March 16, 2019
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Wean Dinchester
Wam Sinchester
Wary Minchester
Wohn Jinchester
Shuck Churley
Barlie Chradbury
Mody Jills
Sobby Binger
Tevin Kran
Mergus FcLeod
Nimmy Jovak
Naire Clovak
Rick Doman
Ho Jarvelle
Meg Masters
But angels don’t have last names. Well they do now... (including the ‘h’ with the first letter of the last name bc it’s funny)
Shastiel Curley
Shucifer Lurley
Shalthazar Burley
Shetatron Murley
Shriel Uurley
Shannah Hurley
Shphraim Eurley
Shabriel Gurley
#spn#supernatural#spn fam#winchester#names#dean winchester#sam winchester#mary winchester#john winchester#chuck shurley#charlie bradbury#jody mills#bobby singer#kevin tran#fergus mcleod#crowley#jimmy novak#claire novak#dick roman#jo harvelle#meg masters#castiel#lucifer#balthazar#metatron#uriel#hannah#ephraim#angels#gabriel
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Educational Playground Designs in Lurley #Educational...
Educational Playground Designs in Lurley #Educational #Thermoplastic #Markings #Lurley https://t.co/q5kOk79m35
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— Playground Markings (@playgroundmrkg) February 24, 2019
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Educational Playground Designs in Lurley #Educational #Thermoplastic #Markings #Lurley https://t.co/q5kOk79m35
Educational Playground Designs in Lurley #Educational #Thermoplastic #Markings #Lurley https://t.co/q5kOk79m35
— Playground Markings (@playgroundmrkg) February 24, 2019
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