#love my problematic faves

[cornyonmains]

God, I hope this season ends with Vegas killing his father to protect Pete. If he doesn't, I'll stop believing in poetic symmetry. If the cold, manipulative, psychotic Vegas has any chance of proving his feelings to Pete, it could only be through killing the man that made him a monster, to be with the one who turned him back into a man.

#kinnporsche #vegaspete #thai bl #I just want an appropriately twisted declaration of love really #Love my problematic faves

[peachpaws0]

WJH <3

Heheheh thank you thank you Ask Game

Blorbo Heart

scrunkly Witney, Leif

scrimblo bimblo Idk

glup shitto Leif

poor little meow meow Heart

horse plinko Barrel, Andrias.

eeby deeby Barrel

#Amphibia #Love how on this one and the adventure time one the blorbo and poor little meow meow are the same character <3<3<3<3 #Love my problematic faves

[your-mums-nuts]

“Nandermo is a problematic dynamic” Nadja literally hypnotised Laszlo before she turned him into a vampire AND had sex with him and he didn’t even find out until later. Just say you hate gay people.

#wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandermo #wwdits spoilers #wwdits season 5 #laszlo cravensworth #nadja of antipaxos #omg guys it’s a joke👹 #sort of #I LOVE NADJA AND LASZLO BTW #they’re my faves and I don’t even find them that problematic but cmon Paul… #there’s weirder shit happening than a boss/employee relationship

[strawberri-draws]

Everything I ever did, I did for her… what would she think of me now?

#my art #fanart #steven universe fanart #Steven universe #pink Diamond su #Pearl su #rose quartz su #many thoughts #I love these characters sm #forever a pink Diamond apologist sorry #what happened to supporting problematic queens #but Pearl my fave fr

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

2x8 | 3x11

#these two #the only non problematic relationship this season #i love them #faves #jamie x roy #roy x jamie #jamie tartt #roy kent #brett goldstein #phil dunster #love #gif #gifs #gifset #2x8 #3x11 #hug #hugs #hugging #my heart #the growth of these two trumps all the growth

[thegoldenshi-shi]

Happy Birthday to me♫ I get to draw a freebie♫

I drew a Dottore♫ Cause it made me happy♫

(I know he's super sloppy but I don't care)

#il dottore #dottore #genshin #fatui harbringers #genshin impact #fanart #it's my birthday I let myself take a break and draw an EXTREMELY problematic fave #He's just so exciting from an aesthetic/artistic sense #love me a good villain too #I'll move on to my inbox and answer questions tomorrow

[blenderenvy]

I love you irredeemable villains

I love you ugly villains impossible to sexualize

I love you villains who don't give a fuck about anyone else

I love you villains who has a good childhood

I love you villains who are capitalist

I love you lil jack horner

I love problematic horrific villains who disregard others for the sake of money, because they are the most true to life of all villains

We don't all have tragic backstories sometimes people just suck

#puss in boots #piblw #jack horner #big jack horner #Evil #super villians #tropes #capitalist society #capitalism #eat the 1% #eat the rich #death the wolf #last wish #Bad guys #I love the worst people being represented in my movies #Especially when they are voiced by my #problematic fave #john mulaney #unproblematic

[james-winston]

omfg I am so behind on this (and yes I’ve only become aware of it because Nicholas Galitzine offof rwarb is in it) but they’re making a fucking Duke of Buckingham series!!!

And you’re all sitting there like “who??” well let me tell you about this absolute fuck.

George Villiers, Duke of Buckingham was the favourite of King James VI&I and by favourite I do mean it in the gayest of ways. (He started life as Sir George, the shittest of titles, and fucked his way to a Dukedom.)

Long story short, here’s a list of things I need to see in this series or I will SUE:

George slut dropping his way into James’s bed. (I mean, he danced for him, but whatever the 17th century equivalent to slut dropping was you can bet George was doing it.)

The exasperation of James’s advisors when he picks yet another beautiful young man to fuck and give totally unreasonable amounts of money and power to.

Even funnier if they show them actively helping George overthrow James’s old favourite before realising “oh shit this one’s worse.”

George failing consistently at every job he was given. (Yes I know he didn’t actually but where’s the comedy in competency? Give me himbo George or give me death.)

Parliament calling James to task on George being a fucking useless nuisance and James standing up in front of parliament and literally saying, “You may be sure that I love the Earl of Buckingham more than anyone else, and more than you who are here assembled. I wish to speak in my own behalf, and not to have it thought to be a defect, for Jesus Christ did the same, and therefore I cannot be blamed. Christ had his John, and I have my George.” (Huge points for throwing Jesus under the gay bus too.)

James practically arranging George’s marriage for him and then riding his horse around the park crying because George, shock, got married.

What better be the dirtiest sex scenes ever broadcast on British television that lead to the “master and dog” letter.

The consistent drama queenery from James, e.g:

I refuse to tag this as a spoiler because it happened 400 years ago: George smothering James and then playing the heartbroken widow to his son. (Historically debated, if anyone wants details shoot me an ask.)

George getting stabbed to death in what was probably the justified climax of him being the most irritating man alive.

George’s assassin getting the warmest send off ever given by any crowd at a public execution cause the people hated George so fucking much.

#Nicholas Galitzine #literally zero interest in historical accuracy beyond these points #I do think the series is going to focus on George being evil tho #which is a shame #cause he was James’s favourite for 10 years and I genuinely think there was affection from George #I also hope they don’t try and hammer home that he was totally straight #I know there’s a chance he was but I still don’t find it very likely at all #lots of straight men at court didn’t fuck the king for power #also to be clear I love George and will be defending him to the death #but he was also useless and stupid and possibly a murderer #but also he’s my baby :) so :) #and he died 400 years ago so he’s essentially a fictional character and therefore he’s allowed to be my problematic fave #AND HE PROBABLY DIDNT KILL JAMES ANYWAY #George and Mary #History #George Villiers #James I #LGBT History #Gay History

[benbamboozled]

I am begging people to learn what “Copaganda” is and why Jason’s stance in Under the Hood ISN’T THAT.

#also literally all of Batman is Copaganda. #the dude’s BFF is THE POLICE COMMISSIONER. #his signal is on POLICE HQ. #he works with ‘the good ones’ to PUT PEOPLE IN JAIL. #the very existence of ‘one of the good ones’ of Copaganda I stg. #I fucking love Batman but my dudes PLEASE open your eyes it’s okay that Your Fave Is Problematic I promise.

[forgottenliv]

—Some have already proven that they believe our actions to be unwise. Their conviction may only grow stronger with time.

—So we prove them otherwise.

No joke I think about this fic by @cmyksky just about every day, and today I felt compelled to draw this exchange. Among countless other things, I love the subtle implications that they know and work with each other well, coupled with the rising tension. A portent of darker times to come indeed.

#sky cotl #skyblr #sky children of the light #thatskygame #wasteland elder #valley elders #mine #my art #i love samekh the drama queens so much #you have no idea #actually you might have some idea #my problematic faves #sky cotl fanart

[rat-prophetess]

pathologic 2 + text posts because I can't face my actual responsibilities and my brain is broken (part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5 / part 6 jfc because my brain is still broken) [patho classic version, part 1/part 2/part 3/part 4/part 5]

#pathologic 2 #мор. утопия #artemy burakh #daniil dankovsky #clara saburova #mark immortell #maria kaina #victor kain #pathologic grace #alexander saburov #артемий бурах #даниил данковский #клара сабурова #марк бессмертник #мария каина #виктор каин #катерина сабурова #александр сабуров #гриф #ласка #i'm sorry that my sense of humor gets extremely stupid when i'm sleep-deprived #and i am almost constantly sleep-deprived for no fucking reason #anyway katerina is the most relatable and i love her so much #problematic fave #i am often seized by the fatal american need to have a pretty good time

[aceforwhatevenisthis]

i cannot stop thinking about miguel, dude was ready to straight up eat a guy and he has to keep up with injections of weird ass green AND he’s oscar isaac

absolutely my problematic fave of this movie

#ace speaks #across the spiderverse #across the spider verse spoilers #miguel o'hara #spider man 2099 #spider man across the spider verse #oscar isaac #am i a simp? ABSOLUTELY #dude is HUGE AND BUILT #FANGS? TALONS? EXPERIMENT GONE WRONG VIBES? OSCAR ISAAC? ABSOLUTELY #i love this guy you don’t understand i need more of him #actually i think i just need to rewatch the whole movie #my man is GRIEVING and projecting on a child #absolutely my problematic fave

[theotherrichardpapen]

#.................... i've got no defence for this one #started reading the novelisation of revenge of the sith and my love for anakin has come back full force #THE original problematic fave okay #0 note post incoming but i dont care this is for me and me only #im thinking about the fact he told himself he did everything he did for the sake of love #for the sake of a world where injustice would no longer be able to run rampant under the apathetic bureaucracy of the republic #only for him to get to the end of it all and realise he'd been manipulated right from the start #and in his arrogance and blindness. he'd allowed himself to lose everything he told himself he was fighting for #but he can't admit that to himself. can't admit he'd forsaken himself in such a way #he can't go back to being anakin because that means admitting what he'd done and facing his own internal consequences #so he fully submerses himself into the identity of vader instead. allows the anger and hate to fester #star wars #anakin skywalker #darth vader #quotes #literature #web weave #hayden christensen

[highladyluck]

The Finn stole my baby AU

ok FINE you can all have the Eelfinn Stole My Baby in outline form

I've never pinned down the details on this, because I think it would be most interesting as an installment in a larger series and a lot of the details would be determined by the needs of the overall storyline, but this is the vague outline:

1) Fortuona has just found out from Min that her kid's going to be a marath'damane. Because a) SOME IDIOT (maybe Mat, maybe Berelain if they're on speaking terms, there's some other options depending on the scenario) made the mistake of telling her about Sindhol in some way that makes her actually believe in it, b) she's a slut for prophecy and always has been, and c) she wants to explore all her options, she wants to go to Sindhol to get some answers from the Aelfinn. The questions she intends to ask vary by setting but it's something along the lines of how to survive the current situation/protect her marath'damane child/solve the sul'dam problem/ensure stability of the Empire in the westlands/how best to reconquer mainland Seanchan. You know! #FortuonaProblems. Mat eventually agrees to escort her; both to get in, since the only way in right now is the Tower of Ghenji, and to get out.

2) But because they're going in outside of treaty rules and Mat's there, the Eelfinn are the ones waiting for them and they won't let Fortuona go see the Aelfinn (maybe they say that they won't see Mat, but they will see her, if she agrees to be escorted alone. Mat's almost like "oh, over my dead body" but catches himself just in time.) Whatever deal Fortuona makes with the Eelfinn involves something she can use to solve her existing political problems (not sure what this is but it could be something horrible, like a better male a'dam), and something for Mat (maybe a magic replacement eye?). The third item is either something else for her, something else for Mat, or a very thoroughly rules-lawyered escape clause, depending on how confident Mat was/she is about being able to escape with the ashandarai. In exchange, they take her about-to-be-born-child, which she either explicitly names as the price, or is counting on them taking as the price.

3) At least they're not gonna eat the kid; the Eelfinn want a human child who can channel to build them new treaty doors someday, and if the human child is raised by them and therefore on their side, so much the better. They're also thrilled to get another piece of Mat. I figure the Eelfinn would want the savor of Mat and Tuon fighting about this, so while there's a possibility that the world's least hygenic c-section happens before Mat cottons on to what Tuon just bargained away, I think it would be more likely that they don't strike until the price is explicit or Mat has figured it out.

Tuon's like "I understand that you're upset but it's better this way. I came to solve a problem. It's not solved the way I intended, but it's solved and I got you an incredible boon in the bargain. We can always have more children."

Mat's like "Yeah, well, you aren't having them with me! You're a monster for unilaterally trading our child to my eldritch enemies."

She's like "If I'm a monster, so are you. As soon as you found out she would be marath'damane you began setting plans in motion to take her from her destiny. From the empire. From me. Don't think I haven't noticed. At least in this situation, I'm getting something out of it that benefits both of us."

4) I honestly don't entirely know what happens next, but it's bad. Unstoppable force (Mat's desire to rescue women & his love of Tuon) meets immovable object (said woman/Tuon just betrayed him and his innocent child to his worst enemies). Would he just leave Tuon there? (maybe?) Would he try to trade Tuon's life for the baby's? (I like this because I like pain and I think he might be deranged enough in the moment to do it) Would he try to trade his life for the baby's? (maybe, but they wouldn't accept it.) Would he try to kill all the Eelfinn? (yes, and they'd still take the baby.) Like how the fuck do you recover from any of that? And the worst part is you can like… sort of see where Tuon is coming from, if you enjoy women's wrongs? And she really just wanted to meet the Aelfinn and it's Mat's fault that it isn't going as planned?

5) If there's a sequel, it would be the fully grown child showing up in their world with a terrifying knowledge of esoteric ter'angreal construction and thoroughly socialized as a *Finn some improbably short amount of time later. Maybe when Elayne and Mat mount a rescue mission in a few months. Time runs differently in Sindhol if the *Finn need it to.

Bonus: I'm still debating adding a variant of this to the epilogue of The Fox That Makes The Ravens Fly- for one thing, I haven't decided yet if Tuon is pregnant, and if she is, by whom. If I do it'll be Rand who tells her about the Aelfinn & Thom who tells her about the Eelfinn, she'll go in with Thom and someone else (Elayne, I think, in exchange for access to the dice-ring ter'angreal that replicates Mat's luck, also Elayne would love to go on that field trip, although I could see Min being interested for the metaphysics of it all), and the ostensible point is to rescue Moiraine. I think instead of that, she negotiates getting Mat back, at the cost of leaving her baby with them, and resetting the timeline so Mat never died and the canon events where Moiraine gets rescued happen, but she remembers the old timeline. I have no idea if the *Finn actually get to keep her baby, who may or may not be a sparker in this scenario, or for that matter if they get to keep Moiraine, but I bet they'd take the bargain regardless because they invested a lot in Mat & also now Tuon has some weird fucking emotions about the entire life she didn't lead. Also they're the fae, the only thing they like more than bargain eyeballs is bargain babies.

#wheel of time #wot book spoilers #au ask game #the eelfinn stole my baby #anyboli #problematic fave tuon #an alternate dimension with incredible shopping #one thing about Tuon is she loves to shop and also create problems by her very existence

[mistergandalf]

ULTIMATE TOLKIEN BLORBO ROUND THREE: SECOND CHANCE BRACKET

GIMLI vs. MAEDHROS

See the ULTIMATE TOLKIEN BLORBO MASTERPOST for details and follow #ultimate tolkien blorbo to cast your vote for the blorbiest blorbo of all!

#ultimate tolkien blorbo #lotr #lord of the rings #silmarillion #the silmarillion #gimli #maedhros #sorry gimli I love you so much BUT #maedhros is sooo blorbo #wow I can't believe I'm betraying my own dwarf loving ways #for an ELF #but also. look at him. #my problematic fave

[thefiresofpompeii]

honestly? i don’t sympathise with grimes going down the cryptobro lowkey eugenicist pro-ai pipeline, but as a fellow autistic creative, i understand her obsession with dune and specifically strong self-identification with a fictional lifestyle/character completely. if i’d grown up moneyed and had the freedom to structure my life as i please i may well have ended up that way too. she is the only person on earth that actually has the right to shamelessly roleplay lady jessica because she’s straight up the concubine (her words not mine) to the richest man on the planet who wants to pioneer private space exploration … it’s horrible they’re all terrible people but like. i get it. i understand her. i don’t like dune that much but i understand how it could be a lifelong special interest for somebody. she’s quite stupid and delusional (comes from being a millionaire surrounded by yes-men no doubt) but again like. she really did manifest her way into her dream life, how many of us can say that??

poor kids though. not easy growing up knowing your mother has plans on making you the messiah of the dawning martian technocracy

#i also love her music and boundless creativity so she’s my problematic fave. my shadow self #grimes #dune #jamie.txt #elon musk #eardrums