[(Based a bit on the latest 10mph) Marcy is taking a break from her comic]
Marcy: Oh hey, the Angry Gamers just posted a new “15 minute Power Half-Hour”. Looks like they’ll be dealing with animals in this one.
[Video starts, Arnold and Darrin do their intro]
Darrin: So what’re we doing today, Arnold?
Arnold: Today we have a special guest, please welcome Anne Boonchuy from the Aquarium of the Pacific!
[Marcy spits out her drink onto the screen]
Anne: Hey, how’s it going? My girlfriend Marcy is a big fan of you two. She listens to compilations while drawing.
Arnold: Oh that’s great!
Darrin: Hi Anne’s girlfriend! Hope you’re listening!
Anne: So today I brought a bunch of cool buddies from the aquarium. I’ll give a brief educational course like what I do for my tours. Starting with my buddy here, a rare pink tree frog, this is Sprig…
[Marcy rushes to the living room where Anne and Sasha are cuddling on the couch while reading]
Marcy: Anne!! You were on the 15mphh! And didn’t tell me!!
Anne: Oh yeah, that episode comes out today. Surprise!
Marcy: How could you keep this from me??
Anne: Because I wanted to see you freak out like this…
Sasha: It’s super cute.
Anne: Yep. And also because I wanted to give you this.
[Anne pulls out from under the couch, a copy of Vagabondia Chronicles]
Anne: I got them to sign your favorite game. Happy early birthday, Mar-Mar.
Marcy: *happy crying*
Sasha: I think you broke her, Annie. I’ve never seen her this happy.
Anne: Hopefully this won’t be the last time we see her like this…we still have a wedding after all.
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Marcy: (trying to draw a page of her webcomic but keeps losing focus because of music from outside the room)
Lily, Percy, & Maddie: (listening to the music)
Marcy: (comes out) Will you turn that down?! What even is that?! It just sounds like noise!
Lily: Aw, c'mon, mom! It's the newest style!
Percy: Yeah! Get with it!
Marcy: ...
Maddie: Mommy? Mommy...? Moooooooommmmyyyyyyy...?
(Marcy flashbacks to when she and Anne were hanging out in her room as teenagers)
Mrs. Wu: (bursts in) Will you turn that racket off?! It's just a bunch of noise anyway!
Anne: It's not noise, Mrs. Wu! It's K-Pop!
Marcy: Don't waste your breath, Anne. She wouldn't understand. She's not with it.
Mrs: Wu: (crosses her arms) Oh, yeah? Well, I used to be "with it." But then they changed what "it" is. Now, whatever I'm "with" isn't "it" and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. And mark my words, it'll happen to you!
(End of flashback)
Lily: -om? Mom? Are you okay?
Percy: Do you need to sit down?
Marcy: No, I'm fine... I think I just need a glass of water or something.
[Sasha comes home]
Sasha: I’m home! How’re my babies?
Calamity Siblings: *”Hi Mom”s mixed with mumbling*
Lily: Oh yeah, Mama Marcy is in her room crying after she asked us to turn our music down.
Sasha: Really? That’s why? Hmm, well I’m going to go check on her. I’ll be back depending on what happened.
[Sasha goes to Marcy’s office where she’s working on some sad art while dramatically crying]
Sasha: Marbles, what’s wrong?
Marcy: Sashy, I-I-I-I’m not with it anymor-or-ore! I’m old!!
Sasha: Oh, I see. Well I’ll let you in on a secret. I haven’t understood most of the new slang my patients have used in the last 5 years. So if anyone’s an old lady it’s me. And I think I’m still pretty hot, don’t you?
Marcy: Y-yeah. Smoking’.
Sasha: So you’ve nothing to fear about being old. Anne and I still love you and always will. Let’s turn into hot old ladies together, okay?
Marcy: *giggling* okay, okay. I guess I should’ve expected I’d eventually get out of the loop considering the internet moves way faster with trends and memes.
Sasha: That’s my wife, my adorable lil optimistic nerd.