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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn
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so trans people should just be allowed to murder whoever they want?
your brain could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides
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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.
It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.
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sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is
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PAUSE !! realised I never posted this whoopsies!
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i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes
no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.
you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper”
i wanna read those. tell me those.
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Girl why are you numbers
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oh yes it's that time of year
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its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this
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girls go to mars to get cool scars boys go to venus to suck more penis
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