#loud sex

[yesterdays-xkcd]

Spherical or parabolic reflectors would of course lead to aberrant behavior.

Loud Sex [Explained]

Transcript

My neighbor has loud sex. [Cueball in bed, covering his head with a pillow. There is sound coming from outside.] OHHHHH GASP AAAAAAA Good for her and all, but it keeps me up at night.

And she's so smug about it. [Cueball and neighbor coming out of their apartments.] Neighbor: Sorry, could you hear us last night? Oh, you know how it gets sometimes. Cueball: Not really...

But tonight I finally get my revenge. Because now I have a loud girlfriend too. [Megan with "LOUD" and an arrow pointing to her.]

And an elliptical reflector dish. [Diagram of an elliptical reflector dish.]

[Cueball and Megan having sex, with the dish behind them reflecting the sex sound effects, in a way that they focus, through walls, on his neighbor sitting up in bed while holding her head in pain.]

#xkcd #xkcd 316 #loud sex #2000s #2007

[risingqueen2]

101 different kinks that Tony and Stephen explore together.

86/101

Kink: Loud Sex

Ao3 Link

101 Ironstrange Kinks Tag

Steve paced his new room in the Avengers compound. Steve couldn’t sleep, he had been trying for days to get time alone with Tony to talk with him about the new restrictions on his team. Yet every time he even saw a glimpse of Tony, orange sparks flew around him and he was suddenly in another part of the compound or weirder yet, a red cape would wrap around Tony and whisk him away. Steve knew that Tony was close to this ‘Doctor Strange’, but he didn’t think Tony would tell the new recruit to actively prevent the from talking.

Steve crossed his arms over his chest as the creaking of the bed in the room above his started up again. It had been creaking and shifting every night since he moved into the compound, yet another thing he had to talk to Tony about. 

Steve stilled when his ears prickled and he caught the sound of Stephen Strange’s voice coming from the room above his head. 

 “Stop muffling yourself love, I want to hear you.” Stephen crooned and Steve narrowed his eyes, yet another thing to add to the list to talk with Tony about. 

 “Stephen,” Tony’s voice sounded out next, long and drawn out. Steve tripped over his feet and grabbed the edge of the desk in his room, mouth dropping open. 

 “That’s it, Tony,” Stephen praised before the creaking of what had to be a bed started up making Steve’s ears burn. 

 “Ah, ah, f-fuck, right there!” Tony cried out making Steve throw himself down onto his desk chair and press his forehead to the desk surface. Steve couldn’t stop hearing the gasps and groans that were coming from the room above him, he couldn’t shut down his super hearing and not hear Tony be with Doctor Strange. 

 “You’re so damn tight around me Tony, you’re so damn good for me,” Stephen grunted, his words sincere and Steve felt his cheeks flush as Tony whined loudly in reply to the praise. 

Steve’s mind began to wander as the bed squeaked and what sounded like a headboard smacked against the wall in the room above his. Steve wondered if Tony was face down on the bed, he wondered if Tony was clinging to the headboard or if he was riding Doctor Strange.

 Steve groaned lowly at the images his mind conjured out and he shook his head, refusing to touch the growing bulge in his sweatpants as the sounds of Doctor Strange and Tony fucking in the room above him echoed in his head. 

 “Yes, yes, harder Stephen!” Tony wailed making Steve curl in on himself as his cock twitched and ached in his sweatpants. 

 “You’re mine aren’t you sweetheart?” Stephen purred possessively making Steve stand up from his chair in outrage as if Tony would ever belong to that man when he should be at Steve’s side alongside Bucky!

 “Yes, yes, I’m yours, Stephen, only yours!” Tony agreed eagerly, breathlessly and it shattered something in Steve’s world as he sank back down to the chair, gazing listlessly at the wall in front of him.

 “Stephen!” Tony shouted out, the bed creaking loudly as it scraped across the floor. Steve shuddered as he realized that Tony must have orgasmed, but Steve felt adrift, he only now realized that he had lost Tony, that Tony would never be by his side again.

 Steve went about the next few days in a daze, barely noticing that Tony had stopped being whisked away from his presence, but Steve knew that any pull he had with Tony was negated and would never be regained. Steve didn’t even notice how the creaking of the bed in the room above his had stopped, he didn’t notice the pleased, victorious smirk Stephen Strange always wore around him or the arm that was draped around Tony’s waist most of the time. 

Steve had to come to terms that Tony would be by Doctor Strange’s side from now on, that Steve had no hold over Tony any longer and he was positive that Doctor Strange would never let Steve get close enough to try again. 

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#101 ironstrange kinks #ironstrange #18+ #Tony Stark/Stephen Strange #loud Sex #Not Team Captain America Friendly #Super Hearing #Forced Voyeurism #risingqueen2

[wwdits-kink-meme]

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#wwdits #wwdits kink meme #kink meme #writing prompt #nandermo #mlm #outsider pov #loud sex

[uncanny-tranny]

The interesting thing about medically transitioning is how you might just be treated with the wrong framework.

When I get my hormone levels checked, for instance, they check it against the wrong type of person, so everything is flagged. Did you know that testosterone encourages hemoglobin production? Well, my hemoglobin is perfectly in line with male levels, but my levels are checked for the wrong endocrine system. Before I realized this, I was really confused as to why my hemoglobin was two grams over the range given, and was confused as to why that happened, and worried about if I should be worried about that. But it was a normal consequence of my testosterone levels, which are also flagged though they are well-within the range that is typical for my age and health categories.

The way we treat and measure for trans people and trans patients will affect the treatment and education they receive. There are ways in which hormones especially can influence how one's body operates, and with that in mind, you also have to change the way you interact with a trans person. With my testosterone levels, if you were to measure them against the incorrect endocrine system, you would fail to treat me in reality - that being the way my body has changed and maintained homeostasis since being on T.

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #trans medicine #i still need to get my levels checked but i've been busy #but since going on T they have been very satisfactory #like even going 'they should go on assigned sex' wouldn't work for somebody like me. #like. i am still on testosterone. and it's changed me and my body. therefore the way i am treated and measured ought to reflect that #hemoglobin is a fun word to say though. try it. say it. out loud. say it (are you afraid.) #i use myself again as an example because i think that experience perfectly encapsulates my frustrations

[aromantic-diaries]

Asexuals can just bring up the fact that there's very little authentic representation for us and that maybe we would like some more of it and someone in the notes will be like "omg why do you hate gay people huh why don't you want gay people to have sex why do you want to erase our sexuality" just say you hate asexuals and move on, jesus fucking christ

#ace #asexual #acespec #''we want more ace rep'' doesn't fucking translate to ''there shouldn't be sex in movies at all'' #we're not trying to ''sanitize'' queer media for crying out loud

[froody]

what happened to the sex positivity movement. why are we so angry at each other for sucking and fucking now. before you say “censorship of sexual content is just the product of corporations, not something people want” I need you to take a look at my notes rn.

#small but very angry and loud anti sex crowd

[antiadvil]

obviously dan was never beating the furry allegations but now phil too??

#lou is loud #dnp #dan and phil #phan #we know too much about their sex lives

[heyimkana]

a little context:

yuuji's VA voices a guy named Haruto in this track. he's dating his childhood friend Souta (you'll notice that he keeps moaning souta's name) and they've been dating behind our back for a while (yes, we're actually involved in the story lol). what's happening here is basically they're having sex in the living room, trying to be as quiet as possible, while we're secretly listening to them doing it from the bedroom 😳

I will post bottom gumi soon 😇

#they're actually so LOUD i'm fucking dying #in the beginning the seme is stuffing his fingers in yuuji's mouth so that's why his voice is a bit muffled laskdjlg #the whole track is like half an hour long it's literally just them having sex but it's so sexy and passionate i'm 🫠🫠🫠 #i want to translate this but it's already 1am here and i'm sleepy lol #and with this i bid you goodnight 😇 #itadori yuuji #yuuji itadori #yuuji smut #itadori smut #kana.dramacd #enoki junya

[twpromptsillneverwrite]

Stiles: Damn! My ass is going to be so sore tomorrow, but it was totally worth it.

Derek: I think you were a little bit too loud.

Stiles: Who cares? Wanna go for another round?

Sheriff (from another room): Please, don't!

#teen wolf #stiles stilinski #derek hale #sterek #derek x stiles #idiots in love #sheriff stilinski #partially inspired by that scene from himym #though i don't remember the episode #i imagine stiles as loud during sex

[lgbtlunaverse]

Wangxian are great and all but i find that i find them so much more entertaining when i'm writing them from an outsider pov like. These characters have their own personal drama and bullshit going on and Suddenly There's Those Two having the romance of the century just. A little over there. And the other characters just have to be like "alright well they're insane. Moving on." It's SO funny. Like they can't just be a little normal lovey dovey side ship to me they have to be weirdly intense about it. Even in the most normal fluffiest coffee shop au they should have deeply genre-incongruent drama and be uncomfortably ready and willing to die for each other.

#mdzs #wangxian #wei wuxian #lan wangji #Remember in guangyin temple when jgy was literally so baffled by wangxian's wangxian-ness he messed up his whole plan #like he had the perfect hostage in wwx. lwj and jc are instantly useless. and they're his only real threats before corpse!jue shows up #jgy is dead because wwx yelled about gay sex so loud #that's the kind of shit they should have going on in every universe

[scalierpepper]

#pov you tried to murder sex pal #knife wife #camilla hect #camilla the sixth #the locked tomb #tlt art #sixth house #gideon the ninth #go loud #my art

[butmakeitgayblog]

"Canon Clarke (I have theories)" may I ask 👀

Ok hear me out! I'm gonna try and explain this as best I can 😅

I believe that Clarke was extremely vocal in bed. If we look at the facts, Clarke has a big mouth and talks a lot. A lot. Often robustly, generally at inopportune times, and almost always out of turn. Girl just barely gave the tiniest of fucks at any given point in time. She did not shy away from saying exactly what she felt at any given time.

It's literally why we love her 🥺

And going off that you're not gonna tell me that didn't translate to the bedroom. How am I, a virgo lesbian with impeccable taste, meant to believe that that woman wasn't just as demonstrative in bed as she was outside of it? Just as vocal?

If you take into account the fact that after 307 everyone and their goddamn brother seemed to be aware of Clarke and Lexa's relationship, the logical question comes: How did they find out? How did literally everyone suddenly know about them without a doubt, to the point they felt comfortable speaking intimately about Lexa to Clarke? Yes Lexa wasn't subtle about her affections, but Clarke before them sleeping together was still very standoffish in her anger.

So what changed?

My theory: word of mouth.

I absolutely theorize that the guards/occupants of the surrounding tower floors quite literally heard Heda kom Body Glitter and Wanheda blowing each other's backs out, and then immediately started gossiping about it. Given the fact that their public interactions up until that point had been cloaked in so much pomp and ceremony, broken up with these strange, sporadic private moments of Clarke spending hours alone in the silence of Lexa's room as Lexa read and slept, to finally hear the sounds of them going full sapphic pauna on each other would've absolutely been something that any warrior would've gone on break and been like "biiiiiitch do you know what I just heard???" about immediately 🤷‍♀️

"Well what makes you think it was Clarke who was loud? Clarke was the one who fucked Lexa into a nap 🤨" you may ask.

To which I say: shut up and you're wrong.

Because, again, look at the facts. Lexa's love language was not only acts, but also she liiived for encouraging Clarke. Lexa was always Clarke biggest cheerleader. Her most ardent and vocal supporter. She was always the one stepping up and telling Clarke that she was capable and strong and everything else Clarke needed to hear in moments when she felt vulnerable. Do you honestly believe, after months of pining, when Lexa finally got the chance to make love to the woman who had stolen her heart and then spit in her face, that she wouldn't want to hear every single last sound of Clarke's pleasure? That she didn't encourage Clarke to completely lose herself in the pleasure of it? Do you honestly believe that when she rolled over and kissed Clarke, when she straddled her and made her writhe beneath her, when she licked through her folds and fucked her in her plush bed of furs, that she didn't ask Clarke if it felt good? If she liked this or that? That she didn't quietly beg into Clarke's ear for her to moan for her? Do you honestly believe that Lexa didn't pay attention to every twitch of Clarke's lips and gasp of her breath and use all those signals to make Clarke completely lose control? And that Clarke didn't give Lexa exactly what she wanted to hear? Willingly? Robustly? That she didn't want Lexa to hear exactly how much she made her feel? As far as either of them knew, this may be the only time they got to experience this intimacy together before their people pulled them apart. Do you really believe they didn't do exactly what they wanted to the fullest extent in those few hours they lay hidden from the world???

Clarke may not have been ready to tell Lexa that she loved her because of the anger and betrayal that lingered between them, but you're not going to ever make me believe that when she made love with Lexa she didn't do everything she could to show it

#sassymajesty #clexa #clarke Griffin #i also theorize that lexa was the only lover Clarke ever let herself be loud with #or felt the urge/ pleasure in being so #finn was the awkward rush of first love and sex #Niylah was comfort and solace #but Lexa? Lexa was love and passion #heartbreak and healing #yearning and fulfillment

[lady-harrowhark]

#i'm gonna throw up #i honestly can barely look at the page for Go Loud 2 because i love them so much and i get so emotional over it #also to be clear: this is NOT paul slander. it is campaldulcie yearning hours ONLY #okay you can throw tomatoes at me now #tlt #palamedes sextus #camilla hect #dulcinea septimus #paul tlt #nona the ninth #the locked tomb #sex pal #dulcie septimus #paul #nona the ninth spoilers #my tlt thoughts

[just-existing-as-you-do-blog]

God I really do hate to see a straight man win.

#fable smp #i saw the gay sex would fix him fanfic #they might be right #when i tell you i laughed out loud when i realized

[t3rraria]

After the 7x05 restaurant incident

Buck: he practically fucking screamed my name! It was idiotic!

Maddie: I mean I scream chimneys name during sex? Is that now unusual?

Buck:

Maddie, realizing: OH! we're still talking about the restaurant situation

#eddie screaming bucks name out loud in a restaurant is so cringe #911 abc #incorrect 911 quotes #eddie diaz #evan buckley #maddie buckley #tommy kinard #BUCK #buck x eddie #sex reference #screaming during sex?

[13eyond13]

underrated funny thing about lawlight is they never actually did get to confirm that 100% of the time they were basically thinking exactly what the other person thought they were thinking every single time

#im thinking about this because of the relationship i have with one of my bosses #like hes extremely hard to read and doesnt make small talk but hes also considerate in quiet ways #so im always like guessing what hes thinking and feeling and wondering if hes trying to do the same back #but then im like am i just projecting onto him completely? making this all up in my head #hes giving nothing and im imagining everything. and you really dont want to make assumptions because it would be awkward to be wrong #for example a few times now things that i wondered if he was doing to make my life easier were actually just things he was doing #because he was secretly preparing to close up shop #so i was glad i never voiced my appreciation for his thoughtfulness out loud to him when i found out the truth lol #ANYWAYS unlike in my situation #the entire time whenever one of those two thinks one thing the other one is like 'i bet he's thinking this' and we the readers #look between their thought bubbles and go 'pffft he sure is what are you gonna do now' #its probably a good thing they went to mu because the afterlife couldn't handle all the smug sex theyd be having on every available surface #24/7/365 #lawlight #p