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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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aint neko tism that shit that catgirls have

ding ding ding that's one point on the board for anon

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Dan’s Instagram Story | July 20, 2019

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THE SLITTENING

@danielhowell @amazingphil

#dnp

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i desperately want to turn this account into something so here is Some Art🪩🎀🪄

marine biology is so fun i think i would’ve studied it in another life

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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

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“crowley and aziraphale, as inspired by joseph leyendecker’s kuppenheimer advertisement”

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my good omens hyperfixation has returned after like three years, and, oh boy, has it hit me HARD. every waking thought of mine has been of them. i feel so normally about them and this show 🙃

#good omens

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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.

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Did you see that in the clip where dan is being pushed, the person pushing dan, who most of us probably assumed was phil, has a black ring on? Every 13 year old instinct in me is screaming that it is phils hand and they are engaged/married but either forgot to take off the ring or they're soft launching it, but realistically it was probably just someone who wasnt phil, who is married. That didnt stop me from staring at it for 10 mins though.

yeah im like 99% sure that his producer or someone was behind the camera and that we have seen that wedding ring on him before. but also anything can be a soft launch if we believe enough <3

#manifesting!!! they know someone who's married omg what does this mean

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imagine two mated wyrms twisting around each other, possessing an uncountable number of limbs, each claw of good or evil interlocked with its opposite, the coil twists further around itself into a skein of flesh. how i would describe DNA to a wizard

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Gale Dekarios sketchy sketch 💜

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How to hack any hospital computer

-Use the password taped to the monitor

How to hack any hospital computer (L337 version for advanced security systems)

-Use the password taped to the back of the monitor

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"The price of love is love" is the Armenian engraving on this engagement ring box, made of silver and gold, crafted in year 1900 in Van (now Turkey). Preserved at the Yerevan History Museum. Simon Maghakyan via Twitter.

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happy birthday @amazingphil !!!

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velour tracksuits with rhinestones on the ass that spell DANANDPHILGAMES

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results pls

#online meaning my tumblr? wow i seem lame #irl i like to think i look like a manic pixie dream girl

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"theres shipping on tumblr" fork in kitchen i just dont see how people are surprised with this like genuinely