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#screaming during sex?
t3rraria · 2 months
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After the 7x05 restaurant incident
Buck: he practically fucking screamed my name! It was idiotic!
Maddie: I mean I scream chimneys name during sex? Is that now unusual?
Buck:
Maddie, realizing: OH! we're still talking about the restaurant situation
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handmadecrybaby · 7 months
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wanna come over and watch a scary movie?
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rongzhi · 5 months
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TEARS OF LAUGHTER STREAMING DOWN MY FACE.... I LOVE INDEPENDENT FILM
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cephalopodsquad · 1 month
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i think anna jay should take the FTW title from jericho. why the fuck not.
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amourtoken · 9 days
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YK WHATS ON MY MIND RN????
Nicky picking you up like you're literally weightless, your knees hooked over his arms while he fucks up into you. You have your arms around his neck for support but really don't need it, he's got you. Your poor neighbors must think he's hurting you with the sounds you're making, nearly full sobbing his name repetitively and whimpering for him. He's groaning strained praises in your ear nonstop and telling you how good your pussy feels around him after not being home for weeks on tour.
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hannahssimblr · 2 months
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And so, begins an intense drive for work like I have never experienced. Perhaps work is the wrong word, as not much about creating art feels that way. Never before with ordinary, academically focussed work have I adopted this kind of extraordinary discipline to the point that I simply get through the motions of the ins and outs of my ordinary days, looking forward to the moment that I can lock myself away in my bedroom and draw for the evenings and into the night.
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I draw everything in sight. I study fabric; the crinkle of the duvet, the crease in my pillows and the piles of discarded clothing on my bedroom floor. I draw the curtains from ten positions, then ten more. I study the exacting edges of man made objects. The hard, smooth ceramic of the mugs I should have brought back to the kitchen days ago, the individual keys of my laptop, a tastefully arranged stack of books from dad’s library that he surely won’t notice are missing unless he has a sudden urge to read about the battle of the bulge or Haguenau for the thousandth time. 
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Mostly I study myself, my own anatomy, feet, legs, arms and fingers and all of the weird little bits of me that move about beneath the skin. I fill pages and pages this way, so many that I run out of paper and start drawing in between all of the drawings I’ve already done, overlapping like the work of an obsessed madman. Maybe I am. 
Have I eaten today? 
Often I pull up a mirror and study my own face in different ways. I pull different expressions or control the lighting so that I can create soft, diffused light in the early morning, or cast angular shadows over my cheek with the artificial glow of a desk light when the sun sets and the room around me is black like spilled ink. 
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At school when I lay my work on the table for Miss O’Reilly I’m embarrassed by how many drawings of my own likeness cram the bursting pages of my sketchbooks. They look like the journals of a raving egomaniac to me, but to her it resembles art. She tells me that I show a lot of real promise, and that I have more to learn. I agree with her, and spend lunchtime in the library.
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Art and science, it seems, go hand in hand. Hunched in a dark corner where nobody can see how uncool I have become, I pore over anatomy diagrams and look at muscles and tendons and bones. I learn what everything is called and the shape it makes when the skin is pulled taut over it. 
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When it is curved on one side, it’s straight on the other, I observe, as I draw my finger down the length of an illustrated thigh on page sixty four of Biology Plus for Leaving Cert, trying not to think about how this is probably the closest I’ve come to intimacy with another human being in months, and as someone as uncontrollably and constantly horny as I am it’s becoming difficult to ignore. Maybe I should text Tara Neary and ask if she’ll help me study biology…
No.
I hastily skip over the pages about reproduction and start reading about something called the Cephalic vein instead. Sexy. 
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I even log into the library computers and watch disgusting medical videos of dissections which make me feel so ill that I think I might lose my lunch, but they are informative as much as they make me feel like I am displaying psychopathic behaviour and worry that I am on a slippery slope towards becoming one of those people that murders cats and rabbits just so that he can cut them up and peer at their insides. What’s next? Robbing graves?
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“Look up blue waffle next.”
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I jump, and spin around to Jen who is leaning over my shoulder, and I quickly close all windows from the Video Atlas of Human Anatomy website. “And that’s fucking sick, whatever that is.” 
“Jesus, Jen, you scared me.”
“Only because I caught you looking at something you shouldn’t.” 
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“It’s just biology,” I grumble, and she pinches my arm before pulling up a seat and slumping into it, “I didn’t think I’d find you here of all places. The elusive Jude Turner.”
“Is that what they call me now?”
“I’m afraid so. But honestly I thought you were doing something way more interesting with all your alone time these days.”
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“I’m studying.”
“Do you know how to study?”
“Clearly.” 
She sighs, “Well can you give it a rest? I miss you. We don’t hang out enough lately.”
“It’s not because I hate you or something…”
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“I know, you’re busy, busy, busy, drawing all the time. Ugh. I get it. Is this how you’re going to be all summer too? Down on the beach in Wexford drawing scabby seagulls?”
“If you wanted to hang out you could always come over to my house and let me draw you again, as long as you won’t move around so much this time.”
“I can’t not move!” She says in outrage, and as the librarian promptly shushes her she lowers the volume, “It’s so boring just to sit there and do nothing, I can’t think of anything worse. Oh no wait, I can, it’s hanging out with Michelle and Evan without you there to laugh at them with me. And now that it’s getting warmer and the days are longer I just want to be outside, but my only options are to sit in the park and watch them kiss or go for a sad walk all on my own, Judie,” she takes my hands, “Please, give it a rest. Down the pencils, I’m begging you.”
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“I just really like learning about this.”
“Yes, but can you like it six days a week instead of seven? Can you give me a day? A measly day for old Jenny?”
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“I see you Tuesdays still,” I point out, though I know that grilling her with maths questions while she groans in despair into her pillow isn’t exactly her definition of fun, but can’t she see that this is important to me? I can’t forgo my Ivy duties or rugby, so I must forgo my social evenings instead. Something's got to give, and now it has, and for the good of my future I have stopped texting everyone back. 
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“We’re having a bonfire night at the weekend, will you come?”
“Who is?”
“Me and my friends.”
“The emos.”
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“Yeah, the emos. What other friends do I have? Now that it’s finally semi-warm-ish we thought we’d have a fun night up by the beach and just sit around and chat by the fire. Doesn’t that sound nice?”
“Well, yeah,” I admit reluctantly. “I do like a bonfire.”
“Of course you do, my little arsonist. So come. It’ll be good for you to get out and do something. You’re an extrovert, you’re not meant to be so cooped up.”
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I begin to protest that I don’t feel cooped up, even, astoundingly, when I’m at home with my family. I feel alive and free in my artistic pursuits since I’ve unlocked this new exciting part of myself. I’m capable of focussing on something, doesn’t Jen understand how significant that is? But then again,  maybe she’s right. Maybe it’s abnormal not to socialise with other teenagers for three weeks in a row. 
“Alright, I’ll come then.”
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“That’s more like it,” Jen ruffles my hair, no doubt getting it all out of place, but it’s fine, I’ll fix it later in the mirror when I’m back drawing my nose or my chin for the umpteenth time. “We’ll have a lovely time! I’m excited now!”
“Yeah, don’t get too excited, I feel like the librarian might have something to say about that.”
Jen peers around to see the daggers being shot her way, “Okay, fine. I’ll leave you alone.”
“You promise?”
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“Yes! Look, I’m going!” She untangles her legs from the chair and does a whole show of sneaking away as quietly as humanly possible while watching the librarian with performative caution, “Hey,” She hisses from the door, just when I had started to believe she was truly gone, “Don't forget to look up blue waffle. Trust me.”
“Get out of here!”
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sentienceisoverrated · 8 months
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So I’m watching Sex Education for the first time and I have just reached the asexual episode and HOLY SHIT.
It’s the ‘I think I’m broken’. It’s the ‘You’re not broken’.
It’s the fact that Otis couldn’t give the right advice because he didn’t know what it was and he wasn’t an asshole for it, no, he was just ignorant.
It’s the ‘You’ll find the right person’ and then the ‘You don’t have to.’
And this is why I watched the show. This is why the trailer caught my interest when I was 13 and didn’t know what asexuality was. I didn’t watch it (or figure out my sexuality) for years after but suddenly I KNEW THAT IT EXISTED.
It’s the fact that her problems weren’t any less important than anyone else’s and it’s the fact that she wasn’t othered at all during the entire episodes. I just
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maulfucker · 3 months
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I can't even joke about wanting a show about Maul fucking because first of all they would try to make him straight (which he absolutely isn't) and second of all you knowwww he didn't fuck before he had his legs cut off. he was too busy being a moody teenager and going on murder vacations. so it would have to be set post AotC. so for him to fuck they would have to canonize cybernetic dicks.
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eddiesxangel · 3 months
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I wanna leave hickeys on his balls
I think he would probably kick you if you sucked in his balls that hard 😭
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lilyblisslys · 4 months
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Please understand I mean this as lovingly as possible: I wanna leave a bite mark on your ass.
do it coward
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desperatepleasures · 6 months
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oh gods this is the funniest thing I've ever done and I didn't do it on purpose. I've actually put a literal "[arnold rimmer voice] twelve minutes...and that includes the time it took to eat the pizza" scene in this fic
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alilaro · 8 months
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the one main thing for me that would make the Baldur's Gate experience unfathomably more enjoyable was if they just went nuts with character design and let you play as more different species.
imagine being able to play as a goblin, a kobolt, a bugbear, an orc, changlings, tabaxi, kenku, satyrs, eladrin, loxodon, a fucking grung. and I know there are mods for skins, but I mean characters with race-based specific dialog, specific plot opportunities for each race. and they're all romanceable.
I know it would be so much more work on Larian's part, plus bringing in actors again, so I totally understand why this wouldn't be a thing, but gods.... can you imagine how good it would be?
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gxlden-angels · 1 year
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One of these days I will write about the nuances of The Black Church and how it acted both as a force for good; providing food, shelter, and community to those in need from slavery onward, and as a force for destruction, actively treating drug addicts and LGBT people as diseases and cutting them off from that sanctuary. I should do it at my most powerful (Now during BHM) but alas.....
#I recently attended a conference#and one of the presentations I went to was about Ballroom Culture and History#the presenter compared it to being in a black church#and of course not all churches are the same even with groups#but when I say 'The Black Church' I usually mean the southern baptist/methodist combination that emphasizes freedom. emotionalism and praise#There's a big focus on being freed from slavery both literally and metaphorically (from sin)#Youve probably seen those videos of praise breaks with ppl screaming crying frowing up and falling on the floor#That type of church#It seems silly as an outsider but it's all about connection#In Ballrooms they danced. they performed. they loved#In church they danced. they performed. they loved.#After the church comes together and feeds everyone#If someone is sick the whole church nurses them and prays#Ballroom was a place for queer folk to gather. Black people gathered at church. It wasn't entirely safe but it was something#But then things happened#Black churches kick out addicts and sex workers and queer folk#And during the AIDS epidemic#and war on drugs started#Cis gay men turned on the trans women that built those Ballrooms#They decided they didn't want their spaces pulled down#They decided this was the only way to rise. By stepping on others#And as the communities grew they changed#Of course these community churches and Houses still exist#People are still there supporting each other#But Madonna 'invented' vogue and Ru Paul partakes in fracking#But Creflo Dollar owns a private jet#This was probably a rambling mess but I hope you get it#I also lost my ipad on the other side of the country so I'm a bit too upset to organize my thoughts better rn#ex christian#religious trauma
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apricote · 8 months
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service top halsin 🫶👌
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vampy
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taeminie · 1 year
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when jimwen kiss for the first time imm gonna lose it
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