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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

#:)

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Ok I DID sketch it. But it's too late to post today so I'll post it tomorrow. Everyone look and clap or else 🔫

Had a pretty good idea for a bad batch redesign. Now we just hope I sketch it out to post about it

#hm i should make an original post tag #water gun emoji truly expresses how much of an empty threat that 'or else' is #i know it's not that late everywhere but it's 1 am to me. and if i keep working on the post it'll be 3 am real quick #AND it's raining and thundering outside. gotta enjoy the nice ambiance in bed instead of making poast

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Buried by clouds, cradled by the sea.

It’s a beautiful lie, if I could just breathe a little deeper

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I just keep feeling y’all Maul Memes✨

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From Concept Art to Screen | Revenge of the Sith 10/??

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can’t believe revenge of the sith takes place over four days. worst week of obi wan’s life. worst week of padme’s life. worst week of yoda’s life. somewhere in the bottom 50 for anakin

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Had a pretty good idea for a bad batch redesign. Now we just hope I sketch it out to post about it

#hm i should make an original post tag #i don't want to spoil it but at the same time I don't want to risk never saying it out loud #i tell myself i will draw it Soon ish but at the same time. will i. Will I. and if i don't. will i resign and just Say it. #or will i take it to my virtual grave.

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For the palette challenge, Ahsoka with Global Warming prehaphs?

yes!! here you go. sorry its a bit rushed

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Happy ALIEN Day to those who celebrate

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Don't ask me for relationship advice cause I'll tell you to kill him

#MAUL

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I actually hate high school aus but I was struck by a vision. of Mandalore being P.E. class. the school had a field but it fell into disrepair so class is exclusively indoors now. Satine was a nice teacher who taught more theory and games than actual sports. Vizsla was the asshole teacher who wanted to turn class into a military training camp. they both get fired for some reason (punching each other in the hallways) so the martial arts teacher (Maul) has to take over p.e. (and he absolutely hates it). Bo-Katan is a college dropout who is applying to be p.e. teacher but her only qualification is being Satine's sister, and her main motivation is clearly just getting Maul fired. she gets a job as assistant/substitute teacher. every class with her in command is dodgeball.

#if you think about it high school is much like interplanetary war #hm i should make an original post tag #star wars #satine #pre vizsla #maul #bo-katan #all the mandalorian wars are just. deadly dodgeball. every day is dodgeball day in mandalore (pe class) #eventually the school management changes so maul quits and bo-katan gets fired. gar saxon takes over as vizsla 2 - more football this time #(he does not get their field fixed btw. it's indoors football. or stealing another school's field.)

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I love how we all looked at the absolute bullshit trainwreck that is the bad batch and went "I can fix it"

#hm i should make an original post tag #i have not done anything (yet) but i HAVE thought about it #i do agree that defective clones that adapted to become highly specialized to compensate is a very cool concept #and i absolutely agree that the way it was done was absolutely shit #we can fix it. we can fix them.

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I honestly can't tell if you're agreeing with or mocking my post

racism in star wars will have wikis saying shit like "this species that is inspired on a real life non-white people is just too stupid to use the Force"

#this isn't about using real life cultures as inspiration for aliens. that's not inherently racist‚ just lazy #this is about the portrayal and treatment of certain species (namely the tuskens) as inherently inferior #when these species are clearly based on real life non white cultures (arab tribes in the tuskens' case) #jazz is a primarily black music genre yes but it's not exclusively black. and jizz is not a mockery of it‚ nor is it treated disrespectfull #so what the fuck are you talking about

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defective

I will be dropping my rewrite in 5 days 👍🏽

[id: it’s a drawing of Omega standing in front of Crosshair. Crosshair is wearing his black, grey, and red armor from the show and standing with his back to the viewer though he is looking over his shoulder and down at Omega. He is depicted as albino with pale skin covered in dark freckles, buzzed light blond hair, and medium brown eyes. Omega is depicted with piebaldism which has resulted in a lack of pigment in a stripe of skin down her face and a splotch on her left hand, as well as in a tuft of hair and part of her right eyebrow. She is wearing a blue and red cadet uniform sans the belt, and her brows are furrowed. While she’s depicted in the light, Crosshair is cast in shadow. /end id]

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canon: these characters have tried to kill each other so many times

us: yeah but they still hang out right

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

#nothing more natural than imagining beloathed celebrities or politicians in the star wars universe #do you NOT imagine spumblr (space tumblr) and all the discourse that would exist within it??

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hello, fandom artist. in front of you is a canon character with curly hair. your task is to draw them without straightening it and making it look spiky. should you fail, the saw trap will activate, killing you in an instant. good luck