If I did another omega/alpha au
Tony: I'm almost 50, with a now enhance body and I am grenant!!
Bucky: I wore protection... *confused because he thought hydra bullshittery made him sterile, nope it enhance those little swimmers*
Tony: apparently not enough!!
Helen Cho: I told Tony he will be more fertile than others in their 50s, I told him that -_-
Tony: now we have to get married or the government is going to blow a gasket
Bucky: *faceplants the table* I'll do it right promise
Rhodey looming somewhere in the background holding a steel bat: you did what to my little brother
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A compiled list of various severe crimes committed by one Mr Scar of the Good Times, exact counts pending.
Cannibalism (Multiple counts)
War profiteering
Trading of Souls
Grave robbing
Fraud of multiple varieties
Racketeering
Arson (Like a lot of it)
Unethical experimentation
Acts of Terror
Spiritual possession
Contract killing
Sale of human remains
Ritual sacrifice
Oathbreaking
Violation of the real life Geneva Convention
Deceptive marketing
Kidnapping
Desecration of a sacred place
Whatever tf Area 77 had going on
Insider trading
Extortion
Patricide
Matricide
Unsafe building practices
Holy war
Desecration of corpses
Market manipulation
Treason
Tax evasion
Murder (Lots and lots)
Large-scale extreme vandalism
Mass enviromental destruction
Political corruption
Identity fraud
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Rhodey, Steve, Natasha, and clint: all tired of bucky and Tony pining
*plays come and get your love*
Tony who grew up with music: *goes red*
Bucky: *listens turning red*
*both of them are sitting next to each other*
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[Day 79]
gigs + gem bonus YIPPEE
(testing out ibis animation feature god i need practice KSAJDAIWOWK)
inspired by this omori animation btw!! :D
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I was watching Etoiles’ vod and saw Bad’s name is straight up erased in the coins leaderboard. that’s so chilling
q!Etoiles took one look at it and clocked it
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Boredom made my mind create a scenario where the warrior realizes that his hero is never coming back, The little monkeys realize this and try to make the warrior feel better.
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