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anemiacx · 5 months
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Henry: and so Francis said, "I'll do whoever it takes to succeed in our bacchanal."
Richard: didn't he mean whatever it takes?
Henry: are you even listening
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earlgrey24 · 2 months
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vendyart · 10 months
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"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic (rad) insect chad "
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existennialmemes · 2 months
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Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of that Faustian Bargain I made 24 years ago.
Man, I really should've read the terms of that thing more carefully…
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hiscursedness · 4 months
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All Humpbacks Are Bastards
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ersh-of-history · 1 year
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phatburd · 9 months
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How’s your morning going?
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liminal-fuck · 4 months
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my tbr is longer than my life expectancy
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sunyee · 1 year
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the two of us don't share a soul, but definetely something close.
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bloodof-leaves · 5 days
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Going over King Lear again before my lit finals and i gotta say. Edmund is the funniest motherfucker sometimes.
This dude does a whole monologue where he basically goes "Man do y'all see this shit this is the pinnacle of PROOF of one's sheer fucking STUPIDITY, when motherfuckers believe in this 'oooo the stars ooo the lunar eclipse ooo the solar eclipse, now tragedy is gonna strike!!! its the planet's fault that bad things are happening to me!!!' horseshit. Like, NO dumbass, it's all your fuckin fault. I would for SURE still be a conniving little snake shithead bitch, even if I wasn't born out of wedlock under the fucking Big Dipper. Get a fucking life."
Then Edgar walks in and is like "Hello dearest brother why do you seem so glum? " and Edmund fucking goes "Oh nothing.... Just remembering this book I read about the unfortunate happenings that occur after solar and lunar eclipses....." Objectively hilarious fucking move honestly I have to respect it.
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bittersweet-folder · 29 days
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My form of therapy is me window shopping for books🚶🏻‍♀️
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anemiacx · 5 months
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Henry Winter and Bunny Corcoran
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earlgrey24 · 2 months
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This is a self-call out too okay
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Being an adult is realizing that Holden was just bipolar as fuck and unmedicated.
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aromanticduck · 1 year
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Hey, I've gone sailing
And there's a white whale
Our captain's crazy
So call me Ishmael
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hiscursedness · 26 days
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I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:
It is a midnight dreary. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.
Unexpectedly, there is a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at your chamber door.
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