#like what are you talking about

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

you know, as an asexual who still enjoys viewing sexual content in like books fanfiction and films and things, it's all fun and games until I remember that people actually DO THOSE THINGS?? LIKE IN REAL LIFE?? REGULARLY??🧍🏻‍♂️like WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEX ISNT A FANFICTION TROPE??? 😭 crazy out here man

#i genuienly forget sex is like #a super duper important part of life to majority of the population #like what are you talking about #what do you mean #stahp #what do you mean people look at me weirdly when i say me and my fiance do not in fact have sex?!?!? #what do you mean that would be a deal breaker for you!??!?!?!! #what do you mean you actually go out and DO THESE THINGS IN REAL LIFE?!??!?!?!? #anywayz hope yall allosexuals are having fun i forget youre real <3 #this is a light hearted post woo sex liberation woo yall are allowed to enjoy sex 🥳 #and im allowed to enjoy sex by convincing myself its only inaginary <3 #lmao #asexual #fanfiction #asexuality

[towards-toramunda]

What do you mean orym is talking about his dead family too much for you what do you MEAN?????

#how dare he still be grieving six years later how dare he still love people he lost how dare he not immediately move on #LIKE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT #HAVE YOU NEVER EXPERIENCED GRIEF? HAVE YOU NEVER HAD LOSS? HAVE YOU NEVER LOVED SOMEONE WHO IS GONE? #ORYM GET BEHIND ME BAIT AND SWITCH BAIT AND SWITCH BB GIRL YOU GET A PLUS SIX TO YOUR AC I GOT THIS #critical role #cr spoilers #orym of the air ashari

[firstofficerkittycat]

people that shit on final frontier and say wrath of khan was better i hope u know u literally sound li.ke that tinder guy tht was like shrek is trash have u evern seen pulp fiction

#star trek #tff #twok #final frontier #like what are you talking about #anyway. jewish movie ever #fuck u

[miyukisluv]

my hannibal experience

#don’t get me wrong i’m obsessed with the show #but everyone talks in metaphors and i ain’t that smart #will: i’m experiencing hallucinations #hannibal: sometimes the bird falls from the nest but we have to see the light through the trees #like what are you talking about #i love you #who wrote the damn script #hannibal #will graham #hannigram #hannibal lecter #bryan fuller

[smoshmonker]

me when ian said “can you believe we’re still using that ASS logo”

#smosh #ian hecox #anthony padilla #smosh meme #like what are you TALKING about #ian i love you but i’m mad at you #and so is 14 year old anthony #how dare you #my post

[herrmit]

not to start shit but. tell me you didn't understand princess jellyfish without telling me you didn't understand princess jellyfish

#idk idk something about the lines we draw to divide women being ultimately useless as they degrade both sides #something something bridging gaps between people with different interests #something something literal actual sisterhood and solidarity between women #i'm never one to defend tiktok i'm not even on there and it surprises me that princess jellyfish is being brought up #but like. what is this supposed to mean. to 'tiktokify' something #girlboss narrative what hello? what? you're throwing words at me and i don't know what they mean #but it's hilarious that this post comes off as something the sisterhood would have posted before all their character development #because this is a story about empowerment not through appearance- but that inner change is what beauty is made of #the development tsumiki and the other members of the sisterhood get is not that now they dress well #but that their often self-imposed isolation is not an antidote to os being ostracized in high school and having social anxiety #and that they've dehumanized other women in the process of defending themselves #and it's not that they have to change who they are of their interests but that they full accept themselves and can therefore #be comfort with who they are #and better navigate the world. and form friendships . and human connection and FUCK #like what are you talking about #sorry i know no one here follows me for princess jellyfish takes but that's what we're gonna get today #i think when you have a fandom / readership as small as pj (in the west at least) every bad take hits that much harder lmao #anyway. kuranosuke princess rights. we are all princesses. etc etc #princess jellyfish #kuragehime #screeds #screeds fR FR #txt #i didn't want to tag this person or show their name bc it ain't personal i just want to address takes like these . #“girl's girls are toxic” “not like other girls are toxic” what if we were all princesses idk. what if we loved each other

[parachutingkitten]

Okay, but like the season 11 opening stretch that everyone hates...

I'm watching it back. It's so good though-

#like what are you talking about #the animation is top tier #the wholesome family vibes are at max levels #the chicken is great #the little background gags #and my goodness imma come back to that animation #it's so damn good #you too good for the ninja doing some low key stuff? #were you guys not here for the silly little ninja doing goofs? #cuz that's why I'm here... #ninjago #season 11 #fire chapter

[ritzcuit]

me when i'm preserving music "please keep it on tumblr don't spread it like it's yours!"

#???????? #Put that shit on the internet archive #and then on youtube and on soulseek #like what are you talking about

[zukkaart]

The way someone just told me to kill myself over a comment I left on a fic (not the author). These chronically online people are getting on my last nerve.

I haven’t been told to kill myself since like 8th grade- it actually made me laugh

#ao3 #fanfic #txt post #chronically online #like what are you talking about

[johannestevans]

weirds me out when people are like "oh, i was gonna write this one scene, but the CHARACTERS wanted to do this other thing"

yeah ok. theyre not real and you are. you just experienced inspiration and riffed a little, which is great, but it was absolutely you that did that

#musings #like what are you talking about #its your work for which you are responsible and its great #you are literally the author #the characters don't do shit

[detectivebambam]

call me a boomer, a hater, anything you want. but booktok "dark romance" is ruining books. of course books are for enjoyment, but they're also for learning and growing as a person. when every single book on the market is a poorly written stalker 'romance', the whole point of reading goes out the window. i learned about relationships from reading books as a child, and if these are the relationships that are going to be written and normalized, then we as a society are also ruining books for children, who quite literally need them for proper development. long rant ig but i needed it out there

#booktok #dark romance #all of these books seem to romanticize #abuse #stalking #even as i put these tags in they all have the word #k1nk #stalking fantasy #abuse k1nk #like what are you talking about #stop doing this #protect our children

[scrumptiousobjectcollector]

I love when people use real world logic for monster high. Like what? Do yall know what fiction is.

#as of a literal teen isn't the ruler of all werekind right now #as if kaiju didn't curse a high school sports team and then come down to battle them 2 v whatever #like what are you talking about

[hugogetsrawed]

idk it just makes me insane when i hear people complain about vat7k in regards to varian not needing a series. and then turning around and saying that cass deserves a spinoff show. like bestie thats what season 3 was lmao

#s3 of tts was literally just cassandra the series #like what are you talking about #tts salt #vat7k

[pucciverse]

had a woman come into my line at work and whine and whimper and semi-berate me about the fact that SOOO many people are wearing masks lately and I was literally the only person wearing one in sight

#like what are you talking about #im one of maybe like 3 or 4 people at my job that mask still #ALSO WHY DID YOU COME TO **MY** LINE THEN??? #there are 9 registers open DAMN #go be annoying elsewhere #busy beez

[insomnaticwilmon]

MY FRIEND SAID HES WATCHING YOUNG ROYALS AND HE SAID ALL THE MEN ARE UGLY AND ME A FORMER THOUGHT LESBIAN WHO IS CHANGING MY SEXUALITY BECAUSE OF THIS SHOW (sorta) IS LIKE… JAW DROPPED.

LIKE LOOK AT THEM

#like what are you talking about #they are so pretty #young royals #wilmon #prince wilhelm #simon eriksson

[fancyshooting]

ocelot and his unit seem to have some reputation outside of the gru (he is recognised on sight as "the ocelot commander" and another goes "ah!" like he's heard of him/his unit) but none of them seem to see him as much of a threat. when made aware of ocelot's status, the kgb guy disrespectfully dismisses him. as a gru major, ocelot doesn't have authority over the kgb guys but they have heard of him for some reason. whatever the reason, it doesn't impress them or frighten them. ocelot's doing his best to impose superiority over them and they're like okay whatever go away

#that kgb guy has the funniest line in the whole game btw #ocelot is trying so hard to be intimidating #'an ocelot never lets his prey escape' #'...what?' #it's the way he says it #he sounds so confused #like what are you talking about #he doesn't take ocelot seriously AT ALL #it's so funny #rip to him #etc.