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carionto · 4 months

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Do you think aliens would be weirded or freaked out that when we're tickled, it's actually a pain response but laughter (sometimes anger) is the only way we can deal with it? Or that tickling is even a thing?

That startling repeated noise.

Humans often make it, particularly when with other Humans. They say it's generally a reaction to positive emotional and unexpected physical stimulation in certain parts of their bodies. It is quite... disturbing sometimes.

Once a Human asked me to "tickle" them, saying my slender feathery limbs would be a fantastic sensation to experience. They raised their arms up and exposed their bare skin and said: "Go for the sides. My ribs are extra sensitive to that." Hesitantly, I complied.

Upon the lightest touch, they screamed louder than I had ever heard anyone do. It was mortifying, like the death-wail of a raging beast. I instinctively snapped back and my feet jolted me 10 meters away in a second.

The Human kept making this noise for a brief moment, then asked me to come back and continue, saying: "Oh man, I've never felt anything that gently peculiar. It's like a hundred feathers all in one place caressing each individual nerve ending. It's okay, us Humans love laughing like this, it's great."

Despite my initial shock and discomfort at the noise, I decided to comply and "tickle" the Human for a few minutes. It was a rather grueling experience to be honest, but after a short while, seeing more of what their "joy" looks like, I grew accustomed to the noise. Just a little.

"Whoo, damn, that actually tired me out. Haven't had a good laugh like that in a while, thanks for humoring me." The Human said while looking exhausted and catching their breath. I have never seen a Human on this station be physically tired before, even when they run and jump around and recklessly endanger their lives. But a light touch, I barely even had to move, and the Human was all but incapacitated.

"Hey, could you do me a favor? When you go back to your department, give one of the people there a tickle, someone who looks all gloomy or is often complaining about something. They could use a laugh. It won't be as effective through clothing, but trust me, they'll thank you for it. And if they don't just tell them I told you to do it, it'll be fine."

That last phrase raised alarm bells, but the reassurance and how much fun they seemed to have convinced me to accept their request. After all, it is a good thing to spread joy and happiness, so if this is one way I can help out Humans, then I should.

Big mistake.

When I got back and noticed one Human who fit the description, I approached them from behind and tickled the back of their neck, as I was told that is another sensitive spot.

They screamed, turned around and slapped my arm out of the way faster than I could retract it.

The bone is still healing, doctors said it would take a month for all the fractures to fully reconnect and harden, but the nerve connection to my seventh finger was so badly damaged I would never be able to fully extend it again.

I was visited by both Humans who I had "tickled" and the first was in a very apologetic and defeated mood. The other spoke: "I apologize for breaking your arm. I did not mean to. Tickling is one of those things we don't fully understand about ourselves, but it isn't just about having fun and being entertained." This was pointed more to the first Human.

"It's an automatic response, most Humans feel ticklish like this one here, but some, like me, find it painful and our response to external stimuli towards sensitive parts of our bodies is to protect them fiercely, like you had the misfortune of experience for yourself."

"I'll speak to the administration and have them include this in the guidelines for interacting with us Humans. And," turning directly towards the first Human now: "I'll have them include a section for Humans about not teaching our Alien friends to play children's tricks on us." They turned back to me. "Get well soon, and again, sorry about this mess."

#humans are space orcs #humans are space australians #humans are space oddities #humans are deathworlders #carionto #humanity fuck yeah

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starlightbooklove · 3 months

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I started seeing "Jennifer's body" for the first time Because I had seen many videos talking about how iconic it was and even I who haven't seen it know how impactfull it was, I think that anyone who watches a bit of pop culture in recent years has heard at least once the phrase "I'm going to eat your soul and shit it out" Or have seen Megan Fox walking down the hallway with a smile in slow motion...

Anyway, the point is that I started to see it and the truth was I had A very vague idea (Which is making the experience much more interesting because I don't know anything) of what it was about:

Girl kills boys for some reason, girl is spiraling towards madness and that Amanda Seyfried was in the middle This is based purely on clips from the film and videos analyzing it (From which I also learned that the plot was symbolic of something else) xd, so what a surprise was when the film began with Amanda Seyfried in an asylum kicking people As if it were an anime movie and seeing that she was crazy LMAO.

Among other impressions:

-My friend pushes me against the door like that and laughter is not going to be my reaction

-I was under the impression that Needy's boyfriend (I already forgot his name, I apologize) would be a jerk but the truth is that he looks very cute and decent, (I might have to eat my words)

-Wtf Chris Pratt is here.

-Those band dudes are the ones you always try to get away from, they are my worst nightmare of social anxiety made person. No Jennifer, please no

-GIRL THE PLACE IS ON FIRE SAY OR DO SOMETHING For a moment I seriously thought she was hallucinating him because of how absolutely still she stayed And because of how unbothered people remained in the bar until the fire literally fell on their tables

-In the wise words of the principal of mean girls: SIR TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF THE UNDERAGE GIRL

-Needy there's people that are dying. Sorry, I had to say it lol, speaking seriously I completely understand her concern, and I like how they captured that 'I can't follow her Because I put myself in danger, but I can't stop her either because she doesn't want to come with me' It's a real dilemma

-Amanda acts incredible here, as does Megan, I felt disturbed when I saw the crazy face she had when she showed up at Needy's house. How she appeared out of nowhere in that state made me feel super bad for her because it is quite clear what they want to prove and it is very sad, I repeat GREAT ACTING

-Wtf J.K. Simmons is here.

-My girl killed and her spirit went up lmao.

-I still like the guy. (I imagine he's going to die, right?)

-Needy honey, you're not crazy.

-I understand why they are friends, despite Jennifer's strange and very wtf behavior And leaving out killing people, she seems like a good person, still not such a good friendship, i still don't forget that push.

Anyway, that's all for now, I'll keep saying as I watch

#jennifer's body #megan fox #amanda seyfried #movies #2000s movies

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melsrainpod · 1 year

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I've never been this side of Tumblr, so I have no idea if anyone would even see this, but I've seen two posts on this already and idk why not write something down.

Personally I think all the "don't feed the tumblr!" comments are mostly jokes (granted, the same old and unfunny joke, but still) and I don't think that Johnny or Ellen or anyone really does actually want to stop anyone from creating art. I think it's just "hey guys, uh, maybe stop being so horny?" but phrased not so bluntly (and also doesn't work, as we got the no kinkshaming rule in the dungeon in Knight Shift).

But if anyone is actually disturbed by the more horny side of Tumblr (note: I haven't seen any horny art in here, I think I should draw some crude Dobazon even though I don't like this pairing, they're too loud and derail everything) there may be a solution. In the fandom for The Magnus Archives, a horror podcast, there is a "#do not archive" tag which hosts all the things people would like to keep *away* from the creators' eyes. And we can implement something like this in Oxventure, for example "#oxventure after dark" tag for more horny stuff so that people who want to can mute/block the tag (idk how that works but I know there is that functionality) and not interact with more questionable stuff. And also people who *want* horny can find it easier.

Any thoughts?

#oxventure #oxventure after dark #if anyone can send me some fun fanart of any pairing other than dobazon or coradence I'd appreciate it #but obviously no pressure

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the-firebird69 · 2 years

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So now Dan is running up there he went into his Volkswagen Jetta and called everybody and a laughing because of Volkswagen Jetta oh no.

Zeus Hera

Hahaha hahaha they put in a kitty pool one of his kiddie pools actually have a bunch of them and we use them and we're using them for all sorts of things supposed to they said some people taking baths in them and training them out every time and they're too big and there's too much water they say and then and it's cold water and it feels good and we have about 50 of them in our neighborhood and like 10x10x2-ft deep and we have all sorts of parties and stuff and we're only about 4 ft tall so they're great and sitting there with your beers and those things just like a miniature pool s but these are the ones we put in and they come in this plastic thing and just put it in so we're looking at the kids and they're really cool so we might replace it and say it's the same thing

Jason

Me dumb dumb I said the above

Jenna yeah you left we killed enough of him I don't even think they know this stuff

I know you jerks are dead he's bothering me because I don't do anything about it no it seems like I incited it all and I did it's not really a great plan cuz it's Max stuff so I take it back

Trump

You can take it back we found Matt hitting most of you he's sitting house too that's what they're doing here treating him turns around he looks at goes that's so damn hard I don't know who's being threatened so I see him smiling maybe you should have some Russians they are also White they're white all the time inside of screaming at laughter cuz the Chinese are involved they said well they're not out there then out there that again I don't know how it's going they have a few left someone told me a 400 or 300 and 200 they seem to go for that size and they probably have bored boxes over there and they're pretty big and they're not hours at all it's very disturbing CAA says and Tommy f said the stuff before him I said stuff before that sorry too people haven't seen as him it's him it's him it's like well you know all right not doing anything so I probably should give him some money is this really blows what you do that s*** having to come down and monitor you cuz she's monitoring you this is a terrible situation we have a hard life we live like him nobody's doing anything about us doing nothing since you go out there to war with you and your grab us. I can't stand this anymore so farewell go up there have a nice time

Jenna

A huge contingent of dance went up scaring people scared right back in a Starbucks so our son said that last phrase but for real it's about 300,000 until you and steaming up there too about 400 miles an hour lots of it the rest streams behind it and it's going up there very fast everybody so watch out and it's coming from all over overseas too the Russians have the Northwest corridor and they are engaged and they're smaller group of 200,000 Octillion are pretty much out.

Dan is calling more he sees the others have about a million a trillion each and that's 2 million octillion thus far and he'll make it three it's pretty much this whole Force and then it might be a bit more people on earth because those are the city areas and the rest of them are about the same number now it's a little bit more if that's six is about 10 more but that's 2 million octillion it's going to be 3 million octillion in one battle possibly destroyed they hardly brought anything else so far they're very fast it's counter measures on everything.

The Max amassed this morning. And they had about 200 octillion no 200,000 octane later on he noticed the other groups are huge it's on with the robots are doing and they're massing 200,000 octillion in each area and that comprises a huge number of people just for here but it's just from the United States thus far he's calling them to come in as replacements if necessary and that my friends is about two or three million octillion that would make our number six octillion Russians are looking at seven octillion as a forest that's our 12 already right there he's a significant numbers though massive areas are evacuated they don't cancel one order on those bikes that was sending it to a distribution center and we call for them to pick it up they picked up on it last time what a pain in the ass so just sit there for a while and they never do they call them and there's no answer it's been disconnected and we sell it same price or for more at least in a lot of bikes and for my records most of them were bought by the people in the areas that emptied but sometimes they get their phone and then landline or something and they come down and pick it up not that often and we give him a certain amount of time but a month and yeah we have a huge warehouses and he says we should probably start building on prospect because that's a pain and it's harder no we're going to do that now cuz that's a pain in the ass and we're going to stop that crap out of the place, about 1 million at each retail outlet and it will fit easily in a 500,000 square foot building and Walmart will only fit like 200,000 they said if we do a racking system it'll fit twice an or three times that that's true too but we can't load it up that much so probably twice that we still have to it's big enough we're going to do that those things are everywhere and we just need to make a few more of them and I have to build a bigger office and have to do service so you have to build anyways it's a great idea and wherever tilt ups are medical facilities there's tons of them around those are better because it's a campus he says you got dirt bikes is one place and the cafe racer and the Manta will be different and then there's other stuff coming down the pike the light cycle the same motor and we agreed with that too so you can sell lights body by others so they have to have their own life cycle because it would be different reinforcing and we're going ahead with that now some people like the gas though

Huge numbers okay this huge huge numbers of those gone from this move gigantic numbers they're completely gone and huge forces are moving up there is so huge it's ridiculous

Thor Freya

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prxblemcyld · 4 years

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I shall not live in vain

!![Dazai Osamu x Self insert]!!

Genre: introspective, sad, romance, lime.

Warning(s): mention of death and suicide.

Note: there could be some mistakes --because english is not my mother language but I do try my best :')

"you look at me and cry

everything hurts

i hold you and whisper

but everything can heal"

-Rupi Kaur

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"They say it was the daughter who found him... he shot himself in the temple"

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"They thrown themselves off the fifth floor... I still can't believe it..."

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"Breaking news: a thirty seven year old man was found dead hanged in his house"

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"I heard she committed suicide"

"Oh dear...! I don't imagine how relatives must feel now..."

"It was a shock, but we all knew her mental health was bad."

How many times in my life have I heard these phrases? Too many, enough to express a completely neutral expression whenever my ears heard words like that. But I was not completely insensitive, quite the opposite instead: a moment did not pass when I did not think about how bad those people must have been to get to take their own lives.

Take their own lives.

It sounds almost worse than "suicide".

"We didn't imagine they were that bad"

Bullshit, let me tell you.

People know, see, hear. They simply chooses to ignore, otherwise their consciousness would be dripping with blood.

"When they said he was gone we all thought the same thing"

They all start from the assumption of not being able to help others, or that there is nothing to do, but it is just another excuse for not having to put themselves on another "weight". And the blood flows, unceasingly with tears, while a flower is laid at the foot of yet another cold tombstone built with regret.

I think nowadays people are increasingly seen as objects: when they show that they have some defect they are thrown away, they are labeled "unrecoverable", "damaged", "no longer human".

But I just know it's not true.

"Remember that you can't save everyone"

I met that boy by accident, during an autumn day. His smile perfectly matched the landscape and his eyes were like those of a porcelain doll that time had left intact, without a crack, without an imperfection.

"I bet there's more to it under those bandages."

I thought that if I had taken off those immaculate pieces of cloth, so many suffocated stories would have surfaced.

"I bet the wounds he tried to heal would bleed again."

And his flawless smile would have broken.

"I don't want that to happen."

I wouldn't have allowed it.

-I've already been destroyed. What you see is the pathetic attempt to put the pieces back together.

Afternoon.

The sunset paints the office orange. Our presences disturb that slice of unusual tranquility.

I reach out to his face, caress it slowly, lose myself looking at the tiny space that remains between the lips and the nose. I would like to kiss him, but I could injure myself with the sharp edges protruding from his soul.

At that point I would bleed too.

Not that I haven't already.

"You can't save everyone"

"You can't"

"Remember you have to try"

His lips are soft, they coincide perfectly with mine.

I feel his blood flowing, I feel his pain.

-You are chasing a ghost, you deserve someone concrete.

-Shut up and kiss me again.

He smiles and I smile too, because I feel him, I feel his body, I feel that he is real and I know that he feels real. And it hurts a lot.

-Why do you want to die?

Night. We can finally breathe.

Despite the time spent together, it's the first time I've really asked him.

He doesn't answer me right away. His head is facing the window, but I know he isn't really looking out.

I run a hand through his hair and hold on to him.

-Because it hurts.

I close my eyes.

-What?

-Everything. Everything hurts.

-But everything can heal.

-How?

I kiss his bare shoulder, his skin is warm.

-You don't want to die, do you? You want to stop living like this, and you believe death is the only way to get rid of this condition.

Finally Dazai looks at me.

He's devastated.

Since when did you take off the mask?

-Why do you want to live?

The blankets appear to have turned lead. I feel their weight on my body, I would like to get rid of it.

Even a whisper resounds like a cry in this silence full of lost humanity.

-I don't want to have any regrets.

The subtle difference between living and existing.

Truth is I have never worn any mask.

Dazai seems to understand, because he smiles and lowers his thoughtful gaze. Then he turns completely towards me and finally I can look him in the eyes.

-What should I do?

Desolation. Supplication. A spark in the void.

I take his hand without taking my eyes off him.

Forgive my selfishness,

but I think I do love you.

I made the most trivial and stupid mistake I could condemn myself to, but you still hold me tight and meanwhile cover your ears or you would risk hearing every fiber of my body shouting 'stay with me' while the sun rise.

-Don't die.

Please don't die.

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