#like all fucking jokes aside.

[puphoods]

i truly cant understand seeing how the winged lion/the demons in general treats people and especiallythe dungeon lords as anything other than like. stomach-turningly horrific. genuinely sickening to me

#chirps #like christ mithrun begging it to stop because he doesnt understand whats being done to him after being #groomed and manipulated and molded into being the perfect meal for it #like all fucking jokes aside.

[arowrath]

also don't let ur friends/society/tumblr posts/whatever convince u to start smoking or drinking or whatever if u don't want to. there are health risks there are social and financial aspects to consider and it's totally fine and normal to not want to. there's no moral aspect to it you can drink and do drugs or whatever if u want and that's chill but u should know what ur doing and do research and if u decide u dont want to that's chill and anyone who tries to shame u for it can go fuck themselves

#text #DORRY FOR ALL THE POSTING THIS MORNING this isnt even super related ifve just been thinking abt it a lot #bc the new thing is posting about how smoking is hot. Dont start smoking kids. genuinely #u r GOING to fuck up ur life and ur health and ur lungs and ur bank account probably. dont start smoking #like all jokes aside. do not. or at least know the risks and know what ur getting into #u r not immune to addiction u r not immune to health risks u r not immune to additional financial strain

[dinoserious]

raging bolt get behind me

#raging bolt #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon #paradox pokemon #'look at how the massacred my boy' shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!! #DEVELOP TASTE #all joking aside it is rather disappointing to see people see rather interesting new designs and determine theyre a bit too odd for them an #thus deem them ugly. like man cmon sorry this thing 'ruined' a 'cool' pokemon to you or whatever but this things still super fun #sowwy i got caught up looking at twitter comments of pokemon news again -_-

[sergle]

I'm thinking abt that pretty fall leaves embroidery pattern post and about how like... it is categorically a repost, it's a reupload. right? a thing that is generally disliked. but because it's credited, it's genuinely boosting the artist in question. and it could ALWAYS be like this. reposting content could ALWAYS be a symbiotic relationship, but because sourcing back to the original creator of something is so uncommon, it's just easier to ask people not to repost it at all. and people still don't understand the difference. or they'll go to the effort of cropping out usernames/signatures to repost something, which is More Effort than literally crediting the creator of something you liked enough to want to repost. Like. I literally don't actually care if my own shit gets reposted, you have to understand. I just don't want it STOLEN. But "do not repost" is easier to write on my art than "you can repost this, but don't alter the image/remove my signature, don't you dare write 'credit goes to the artist' because that is not credit, please link back to my original post or someplace that you can actually find me. please use an actual link/url instead of writing a non-clickable link of my username, because making it text instead of a clickable link cuts the number of people who will go to the effort of visiting my own page in Half." All those aggregate themed accounts, those fuckin annoying as hell instagrams and facebook groups that are like "body positive art we love wamen 💕 hashtag feminism" and then MASS-STEAL plus sized art created by women, if pages like these that always go and steal my older self-portraits and other works... If they just put a link to my prints of those pieces in the text of those posts, or, fuck, my commission info page? I would literally be living on the moon right now. I would have a house on the moon

#there is actually nothing morally wrong with running an account that just reuploads ppl's artwork or their jokes or their cosplays #if you just put a VISIBLE LINK in the description of your post with proper credit then it would be beneficial for everyone #because you can get your little clout or whatever it is you want by putting a bunch of same-category content on a page #but nobody's getting fucked over because if your post blows up then people just get FUNNELED to the source #because it's placed so plainly where everyone can see it #and yeah it's better to retweet or reblog but #on the rare occasion that I see my shit reuploaded on tumblr WHICH IS WEIRD BC I MAKE MY OWN POSTS HERE but anyway #someone making their own post where they upload my stuff. and it's always the floral self portraits so let's say it's a post with all those #if I scroll to the bottom and it says like. Artwork by Serglesinner on Twitter <-- clickable link [Sergle's Prints] <-- clickable link #to my etsy #I'm like oh okay and all the anger leaves my body and I'm like ah I see. and I toss the rock aside #like oh okay so you actually care that a person made these pieces. Instead of posting the caption ''women <3'' or smth #like you've GOTTA die if you do that. but if you just link back #or if you go to the effort of writing like a description with a BLURB? like it's a damn museum. like a light paragraph of info #about what the art is and who made it and their links #I am literally sucking you in a strange and peculiar manner. that is extremely helpful #and maybe other artists don't want this AT ALL and they'd rather people not reupload even if it is credited #but I feeeeeeeeel. like 99% of the time this would solve the issue #reposters could genuinely be helping ppl. sometimes the repost gets more traction than the real thing #as long as it credits the creator then that's an okay thing to happen! #that can land somebody a sale! a commission order! a new fan! A JOB #A JOB!!!!!!!!!! #sergle.txt #I didn't write this eloquently AT ALL what the fuck ever barkbarkbarkbark

[skitskatdacat63]

For Dru (@fortheloveofaussiegrit), thank you for completely and utterly brainrotting me with this moment 🙏

#HEHEHEHE SOO HAPPY WITH THIS AAAAAHHHHHH #hope you like it dru <3 #originally i was just going to draw oscar with the plushie #but then im like wait....mark is the type to proudly take pics of him(that clip of him taking pics of oscar) #but seriously that clip literally fucking murdered me #like it starts off with him randomly being all cutesy like #'oscar was tucked into bed 🥰 with his teddy 🥰🥰 which is a kangaroo actually! 🥰🥰' #which like murdered me on the spot. was literally just slapping my chair at that #and then the rest of the clip praising him and then comparing at the end #THANK YOU MARK FOR THAT. I GUESS. #just like. he hears party and champagne and his first thought is oscar cozy in bed...okay 🤔🤭 #two theories(i said this to dru already): #A. he is telling the truth. i mean cmon came up with that one so quickly! #B. they had a private party to celebate oscar's win-*I am forcibly dragged away* #but jokes aside. so funny for mark to just headcanon on broadcast #f1 #formula 1 #mark webber #oscar piastri #2023 qatar gp #oscarmark #i dont know if ive actually ever seen any oscarmark fanart before? interesting #catie.art.

[psalmsofpsychosis]

not gonna lie homos and homies, there's something incredibly, incredibly depressing about Batmanverse and the concept of Batjokes in particular, and it's not the murder murder stab stab death plots.

It's the collective unmentioned canon agreement around these characters never being able to escape the confinements of their narrative.

they get pushed to the very edges of their predefined thresholds, they toe the lines of their stories, they poke it and probe it and sometimes even flirt with the possibility of crossing the bounds of their narratives, but they never break throught the structure. they never go over the line, always sorta of wiggling in place; batjokes in particular is the most enticing and intriguing stagnant 85+ years story i have ever seen.

There are unspoken rules around who Batman is, what he will and will not do, and those rules are rarely questioned, if ever. No matter what he does, he cannot be in love with a man, and he cannot ever love Joker in particular. He cannot experience mental and emotional peace. he cannot kill and he cannot show sincere emotional vulnurability, he cannot experience his love in an open and unashamed way. His narrative thresholds confine him to a socially sanctioned image that is meant to be familiar and tangible to the average straight dude, and it's quite frankly exhausting to witness. Whatever happens to Batman's story, he never arrives at physical emotional or mental peace and on a foundational level his tale never changes, not really. You can almost feel it when he constantly bumps into this unspoken narrative rules and stops in his tracks, each and every goddamn time, for 85+ years. It's like a keyed up nutcracker toy soldier bumping into a wall, stumble back two steps, bump into the walls, stumble back two steps, bumpt into the wall,

As someone who loves stories that love to question their own narrative points and break through them and do something different, staring at Batmanverse comics for too long at a time lowkey feels heartbreaking, nothing ever truly changes in this bitch.

#i guess what i'm saying is; there a tree in this garden and every season it sheds its leaves and the leaves change color etc etc etc #and when i talk about getting bored of tales told of this tree peeps are like ''but look at all the colors in the leaves! it even sheds the #what more variety would you want?!'' #and i'm like. you know there's more to a tree than its fucking leaves right. RIGHT. #you know a tree changed in its entire trunk and branches and root reach and the way it communicates with other trees RIGHT #like. a tree naturally undergoes so many subtly substantial changes during the seasons #and i'm tired of being given colorful leaves and being told that i should be satisfied with the supposed artstyle and plot trinket variety #in Batman stories. #this shit is substantially stagnant *YEET* #jokes aside though; this is why i can only consume a little bit of Batman media at a time before i get bored out of my mind. #every other story is the same thing. #Batman #Batman meta #Batjokes #Batjokes meta

[victor-v]

every time you are mean to nora on twitter, lola tortures neil an extra hour

#hes gonna be tortured in an infinite loop #all jokes aside you are fucking garbage #aftg #all for the game #shes so sweet to us and you treat her like shit #aftgtwt is wasteland

[narwhalandchill]

oh my fucking god i feel. SO stupid rn at How i didnt make the (super sane very normal just absolutely. Yes. Surely) connection earlier but uhh

so anyway im now like 89% certain that whatever the "traces" of the narwhal that remain on ajax and facilitate their (ever-growing) innate connection are like. an actually fundamental aspect of it (them?) more or less.

why? because if you consider its pov just for a moment. the narwhal was literally about to depart teyvat for good. it had nearly finished consuming the primordial sea and preparing to breach surface to finish the job by eating the french for the leftovers their human bodies were made from. its an interstellar voyager it does not linger on planets it devours. it goes glug glug and it leaves.

and like if it wasnt for traveler intervening its confirmed through narzissenkreuz and renes world formula that teyvat wouldve just been destroyed. no one could have stopped the narwhal not neuvillette not focalors not anyone.

so what was the one other thing it did right before going for that french brunch? calling for ajax. getting them reunited in the primordial sea. like all the possible implications aside bc theres many different ways to speculate on the exact reasons why and the nature of that link. the point remains.

it wasnt leaving teyvat without finding him.

like the narwhal is about to fucking Dip from this cringe planet and whatever part of it that ajax carries within himself his narwhal Absolutely wanted to be reunited with. what the fuck am i supposed to read from that. hoyo???????!??! answers?!?!?!

and its not only the calling from the narwhal side itself either bc this is ALL coinciding with the growth of a 'restless power' within ajax and his vision malfunctioning (the things celestia is literally confirmed to harvest energy thru to repair its damaged authority) and his connection with the narwhal reaching an actual conscious level (arguably subconscious n emotional too bc i find it Curious his mood is poor right as the narwhal is repeatedly described as positively malding to the point its boss fight mechanic is literally a rage meter). ajax' power is growing. his destiny is starting to shift and something is drawing him to fontaine... right as the narwhal is getting close to finished with the primordial sea. funny how it overlaps eh. how it aligns 🤨🤨 why are they orbiting each other like this (they should kiss)

(& not to even Mention how ajax just Happened to get that absolutely exponential and borderline unbelievable feat of power spike in extending his foul legacy endurance as massively as he did. while. within the primordial sea. with his narwhal. who had at that point all but incorporated the power of that sea into itself. i s2g if childe was getting passive home turf co-op bonus exp with a 4x multiplier automatically the whole 40+ days 💀💀)

#man the way its lovely reunion but tjen ajax fucking ATTACKS IT ON SIGHT you couldve gotten married!!!!11!1 fucking unbearable i am in agony #anyway contrary to popular belief we still have no fucking clue whether ajax' link to the narwhal was innate #skirk saying the traces remain on him after meeting it isnt saying tht much. the parts he shares w it couldve well been innate but dormant #instead. also just the fact that he woke it up already shady #then like. monoceros caeli being his from the beginning is completely plausible despite ppl acting like its been confirmed his const change #and like them being halves of the same entity on some lvl would make the narwhal being so weak without him n until ajax found it again #make very much. sense. anyway ajax toxicity jokes aside if the narwhal was just trying to eat him point blank without even a hello #i do get why hed react aggressively. but also bros been telling everyone n their mom hes fighting his narwhal the seconf he finds it again😔 #so i feel somewhat confident in assuming he started that 40+ days brawl #anyway if ajax Isnt the celestial narwhal on some level or possibly becoming it as their link grows. #riddle me this atheists. why is his 3rd phase boss theme. the song about His individual murderous rage at us #bc he thought he was outplayed by us. His personal wrath #whys the song for that called the wrath of the celestial narwhal. of the star swallowing whale. Hmmmge. his individual rage. #why does tusk of monoceros caeli speak of him embracing the narwhals innate qualities as embracing mere parts of Himself #funny how tjat goes!! (the OST n boss drop is not 100% serious theory but it does drive me insane. bc why would they phrase it like that) #anyway either theyre 2 halves same original entity or theyre soulmates idgaf . they should fold teyvat in half and eat it for brunch #aaand im going to be consumed by this realization for the next month wish me luck #WHY DID IT NEED HIM THERE SO BADLY???? HUH?????? #i mean relatable dont we all. but its sooooooooo inch resting. Curious indeed #rambles #genshin #childeposting #childe

[jovenshires]

Tumblr users @jovenshires and @blondeforyou are proud to announce the inaugural Spommy Week 2024! A week dedicated to our two favorite Florida boys. Each day of Spommy Week will have its own prompt, and we hope you’re inspired to write, draw, edit, or create in any way!

EXTRA SPECIAL AMAZING thank you to @gay-nonderogatory, @tommybowefuneralattendee, @poly-smosh-vibes, @ceilidhasworld, and @aashisonthefloorr for submitting prompts for Spommy Week 2024!

Guidelines and Rules below the cut!

Guidelines

Spommy Week will run from April 21 to April 27, 2024

Each day has its own prompt, listed above and in the Alternate Text of the image

Rules

Please do not post your creation for each prompt before its assigned day (you can of course post on the day in your own time zone!) Posting your creation after the listed day is totally fine.

Any and all art mediums are welcome: fanfiction, fan art, fan edits, et cetera.

When posting your creations to Tumblr, please be sure to use the tag #spommyweek2024

There will also be an Archive Of Our Own Collection for Spommy Week works as well! More information and guidelines for the AO3 Collection will be posted at a later date.

We’re so excited to create with you and see how you’re inspired!

#spommy #spommyweek2024 #smosh rpf #smosh fanfiction #smoshblr #shipping #rpf #mine* #snel #yall this is fucking wild. if you had told me a year ago that snel and i would be holding a spommy week. i'd be like. #'whos snel whats spommy and thats what you traveled back to tell me?' #anyway all jokes aside i am so genuinely super excited and cant wait to see what yall do!!!!!! <333333333

[evilhasnever]

I do subscribe to the Lans Only Love Once theory, because it has been proven true again and again by lwj and wwx, lxc and jgy, qhj and lan furen, lan qiren and his 3000+ rules.

#and lan an and his fated one as pointed out by a friend! #listen I enjoy the thought of like zhanchengxian on occasion but to me it is fundamental that these Lan men are intensely monogamous #it's a clear pattern all the way to the founder #it's not always presented as a good thing mind you #but obsessive love is a Lan trait and I'll stand by that #these guys devoted their life to only one person for better or worse #I think that's sexy of them #shhh shiome #nobody asked for unpopular opinions #and yet #Jokes aside: I subscribe to this theory because it’s fucked up and a recipe for tragedy. #xiyao #wangxian #lan qiren

[bassboosted-moon-chao]

love how the trailer for NWoS follows on from the original teaser but instead of being badass it's Luke nearly running Layton over with a steam powered walker mech and being like "get in loser". Thank you Level-5.

#professor layton #luke triton #professor layton and the new world of steam #level-5 #like Thanks luke. #run your dad over with a fucking mech why don't you #jokes aside the announcement was so cool! #wondering what the gunshots mean #and steam bison developing with the puzzles you complete... #all in all layton fans were fed well today

[agnisleftpec]

in light of lie detector tests irl being mostly bullshit, especially so for people with anxiety, combined with fandom shoving all their mental disorders onto their faves cuz projection is fun, i propose a much more chaotic take on zuko joining the gaang wherein toph can NOT get a fuckin read on this guy and kind of wants him to just sit down and breathe for a second thanks, your heartrate is giving her a headache

#as with most of my ideas #time for jokes #the gaang ends up at a standstill cuz they really DO need a firebending teacher #but they cant fuckin tell if zuko is lying #at first they assume he's just like azula #but then toph's genuine concern for his heart health shuts that down #and so they begin opperation calm zuko the fuck down #which does not work at all #cuz the gaang suddenly switching from 'mm dont trust you' to 'hey lets do a spa day' is concerning to say the least #and then joke prompts aside #the angst potential if toph ever misinterprets anxiety as a lie #especially in the early days of zuko joining the gaang #things could go wrong pretty fast #is hyper anxious zuko pretty ooc? yeah #do i care? no #two versions of any character in my head #one is classic best efoort interpretation of canon #other is a free for all of headcanons and projection #both are valid and both are constantly pinging around in my head #you dont get to choose how i play with my dolls asgjfhdh #atla #zuko #toph #book three #insp

[fellhellion]

what I say: dad Miguel is a sweet concept and I don’t think he’d inherently suck at it, if not best pursued (or desired tbh lmfao) straight out of the gates at 27

what I mean: my god can you imagine how it felt to think all anger and retaliation as patrimony, a rot simmering in your blood that you would do best to never inflict on another human being? then to hold a daughter in your hands; and she is so small, so vulnerable, so beautiful you cannot help but wonder how she is of you at all. she sleeps against your heart and does not fear there some innate rot within, she smiles when she sees you. You think of your mother, and wonder how a parent could raise a hand to a child.

#look I’m listening to Safe Return and got stupid emotional #look ABSHDJFJ LOOK!!! disappears down a hole #tunes talks 2099 #I’m sorry my mentally ill princess I’m thinking bout u and fatherhood sbshdjfjfjfjg #all jokes aside! #setting aside the hurdles of like. dooming himself out of fear of inherently being a doomer #dude has the capability to be a good dad. YEARS into the future when it’s a) something he can think of without clipping through the floor w #fear #and b) feels he could actually do that w his life and can entertain the possibility #OH LORD. forgot the third hurdle of him having no good parental role models ahshdjfjfj but!!! #in terms of capability where it comes to things like compassion and care #he’s already on the right track and imo a Lot of his hurdles w that kind of concept are like. self imposed fears that you intrinsically #would fuck up and fuck a child up in the process. #idk. I have feelings about dad Miguel.

[the-acid-pear]

Dayshift At Freddy's is a story about the effects of working on customer service, among other things, like, for example, the horrors of capitalism. And ghosts and shit too idc that's just fluff.

#luly talks #dsaf #joking but at the same time am i. #until dsaf 3 el problema era el capitalismo before it was like actually all the horrors of the world can be pinned on this fucking guy #and his stupid ass essay that made him lose his doctorate #well technically only the main story bc w freddy's EL PROBLEMA *ES* EL CAPITALISMO #whole phone guy thing is just That its pure exploitation #it's the blood of the enslaved working class ‼ #a shame more focus on the factory itself and freddy's as a company aside from the other stuff was never put #i mean up til dsaf 2 before it was revealed henry was Nuts it really was like. he was a victim #an asshole victim as tv tropes would say but still a victim #i'd fix these men by making them learn they ahve nothing to lose but their shackles smfh

[shelli-gator]

James shaking in his little gay boots because he LOVES old men, he wants to take that bitch to the Antique Roadshow and sit with him on his arm smiling like he's winning big at a casino as he bids way too much money on a china tea set for him. Anything for his kitten. And they're gonna have the BEST fucking earl grey they've ever drank watching The Great British Bakeoff when they get home.

#i will also accept that they are both old men #the old gays at it again #he wants him so bad it makes him look stupid #edward showing a new handmade doily he got off etsy and james is just biting his fist screaming into it #all HE'S CUTE FUCK HIM F U C K THIS GUY #jokes aside james taking edward to the antique roadshow like they're going to vegas baby is genuinely their vibe to me #he gets aggressive in the bids and thinks everyone is out to get them #ttte edward #ttte james #2 x 5 #jameward #jedward #edward x james #i wish trains were real #ttte 2 x 5

[nana2009]

you still going for boipregger karkat -eyebrow-

you bet your sweet ass i am, honey! ;D

they didnt even fink it was possible in any way! we all know dave would be panicking in the first few months, but as time went by and the idea fully cemented into his head, he would be totes talking to that baby 24/7 u.u

as for karkat, it would be somewhat similar, the only difference being that hes would be much more grumpy and overprotective :3

my initial thought process was that, since karkat's mutation makes him closely related to humans(THEORY!!), that means he could also get boipreggers!!!!!!!! >:3

i might dive further into it someday, so for now i hope this doot will suffice U_U (and i am defo going to do more MUAHAHAHA!!!!)

#all jokes aside im genuinely glad someone else likes this idea!! im very serious aboat this and seeing this made me very happy anon <3 #karkat vantas #homestuck #davekat #dave strider #ask #ruroekaki #boipreg #i might have issues. but one fing i am shore is that my love for this specific kind of karkat shall be eternal. fuck yea #sorry for the long post btw i got carried away as u can obviously tell <.<