#chirps

[plounce]

people online talk so much about hating babies and kids but in "the meatspace" people LOVE babies. hang out with a baby and you will see so many people staring at you with big smiles and waving at you and going "that baby is SO cute" and generally being pleasant unprompted. the lady at the vietnamese place just now gave us like three extra soup spoons because my niece loves those spoons but kept dropping them on the floor and the lady kept giving us more with a massive smile on her face. on our walk today a bunch of construction guys waved and grinned at her the whole time we walked by, and when we passed by an elementary school a little girl said "your baby's really sweet!" babies are not balls of irritation and hatred they are beacons of joy and kindness actually and they bring out the best in strangers. whenever im out with her we have multiple positive interactions with strangers who are so happy to see her. or maybe it's just that my baby niece is the cutest most wonderful baby in the world :]

#chirps #i dont think it's a good idea to bring babies on planes obviously. thats too much for a little baby

[yugimoto]

doraemon + dorami sandwich cookies! I used the leftover lemon curd from the meringue I made the other day as filling!

#chirps #my baking

[sodorz]

thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under there

gives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad of pipes come bursting out like fucked up tentacles

#chirps #ttte #creepy #ask to tag #lets see if this shows up in the tags lol

[puphoods]

#chirps #i knoe i posted it before i couldnt find it... fave image of all time #edit since this got more than the 20 notes i expected i stole this from reddit sorry. from tazcirclejerk ♡

[barnflufff]

pronouns? oh actually i use amateurnouns im worried if i make a job out of it ill lose the enjoyment

#chirps #pronouns #puns

[butchsophiewalten]

I've said this to a couple people already, but I'm actually really interested by Felix's crash alibi. The description of Lacrimosa tells us what he told to the police the morning after the crash:

And I'm assuming his story here is that he was driving drunk, got into a wreck, and after he came back to consciousness he spent the whole night and morning looking for Edd & Molly in the woods, and when he couldn't find them he went to the police. Which is actually a really strong alibi to explain his behavior and the huge gap of time where he was unaccounted for. Like, it's suspicious, but short of uncovering buried remains that the police don't know exist, there's really nothing that can disprove it. It's very difficult to say that isn't what happened.

Which I really like, because I think it lays the groundwork to explain why Felix has gotten away with so much for so long. A really common complaint I hear about The Walten Files is that people don't find it believable that all this could happen, all these missing people and mysterious circumstances, and seemingly no one in Brighton cared, and Felix was never indicted. But as I suspected, the series is already starting to put forward explanations that are believable and that can facilitate the future circumstances we've already gotten a taste of.

#the walten files #twf spoilers #chirps

[catcrumb]

#chirps

[fullcravings]

Hot Chocolate Cupcakes

#hot chocolate #cupcakes #food #dessert #baking #kids #frosting #marshmallow #recipe #chirps #christmas #birthday #winter #cocoa #bakerstable

[warrantcanary]

some new met gala themes i just came up with: suicide bomber, woundfucking, medical malpractice, objectum sideblog, eroticism of the machine, white wiccan, insta baddie circa 2016, the bush administration

#chirps

[quilavabucket]

this stream has been an absolute treat!

#decked out 2 #bdoubleo100 #tango tek #i love this so much #chirps

[plounce]

this endwalker culinarian levequest text makes me smile so much. im imagining fourchenault's moon escape plan happening in a different timeline, he's so proud of himself for being right, and then he gets to the moon and the loporrits only have his least favorite food. serves him right

#chirps #ffxiv

[yugimoto]

I accidentally stumbled upon this elderly gay man's website last night, it's been active since the 90s and has pages talking about his personal life as a gay cowboy it's super interesting! he has webcams running on it that refresh every minute or so and pages about his experiences with HIV and cancer - he also has a massive archive of gay magazine scans (18+) from the 70s up to the 90s! 

#chirps #lgbt #lgbt history #gay history #old web #vintage gay #vintage lgbt

[transpanda-1]

Can't believe I almost missed it...

#uendo uendnesday #Uendo Toneido #ace attorney #chirps #🍦roxas #take the uendo uendnesday challenge and don't shut up about Uendo every Uendnesday

[puphoods]

#chirps #Spotify

[herooakgarcia]

they're fine trust me

#oakworthy save me. save me oakworthy #oakworthy #my art #chirps #normal oak swallows garcia #hermie unworthy #dungeons and daddies #dndads #fanart

[tbpbsides]

we used to get gerard choking themself on stage with a mic cord

#chirps