#let’s make this a chain post

[mineyardjostenrivalry]

You know I get it.

#let’s make this a chain post #everyone know this iconic sentence #so just reblogg and add the next sentence that comes after whatever sentence you just reblogged #im extremely bad at explaining #but you know what I mean I’m sure of it #let’s just create this entire speech with rebloggs #aftg #all for the game #mutuals #aftg fandom #neil josten #andrew minyard #andriel #aftg riko #Riko roast #you know i get it

[lazylittledragon]

i refuse to believe that boycotting is hard. my favourite thing in the world is ordering maccies after a late night at work/a concert/getting drunk. yes i do miss it sometimes. but the other night i ordered from a small place near my house instead and it was the most orgasmic burger i've ever had in my life. i very rarely say this but fucking suck it up people are DEAD

#ramble #also only 0.29 delivery instead of 3.99 #and chilli cheese bites #i swear to god the best food you'll ever eat while drunk is from the tiny shithole that's open until 4am #if you're refusing to do literally the smallest thing you can do to help then i have questions #it's FOOD. you'll survive #it's not even NECESSARY food #if it was like a chain grocery place and you don't have access to anything else then i would understand #but it's just NOT #make your own coffee for the love of god #when there is NOTHING you can do to stop this fucking tragedy. and let's be honest there isn't a lot normal people can do #and people say to you 'do this insignificant thing just to show that you even CARE' #and you DON'T do that???? what is actually wrong with you #also i've been worried about this since my last post about sbucks but this is Not an attack on the people who WORK at the boycotted places #because it is an absolute privilege to be able to leave your job and immediately find a new one

[writer-room]

Honestly the funniest thing about TDP to me is that Rayla for some reason always thinks Callum isn't 100% ride-or-die with her on any given situation. Seriously, she could decide she's jumping off a cliff and he'd do it too--oh wait.

I get that half of it is 'protecting' him but like. Girl he has been ready to die and kill for you since the first snake chain incident. It has not lightened up since. In fact its gotten worse. She's his special little guy and if anything happens to her he will kill everyone in the room and then himself. She physically cannot ever sacrifice herself for anyone because Callum WILL be following her straight into the afterlife in no less than a minute. I'm fully convinced he can and would go even further than Claudia and he'd barely have to think on it for five seconds before shrugging like "damn this sucks, can't believe I have to turn evil" "you literally don't have to--" "no I'm gonna"

And honestly I think that's peak teenagers first girlfriend behavior.

#tdp #the dragon prince #tdp rayla #tdp callum #text post #tdp season 5 #rayllum #talk #funny #its so funny to me girl he would KILL EVERYONE FOR YOU (except ez) #HOW WERE YOU SURPRISED HE WAS SO DEAD SET ON HELPING YOUR PARENTS ITS CALLUM #not only that bestie you could put the blade to his throat & he would let you. he wouldnt even fight he'd just let you #he would go so feral for you. release his chains. free him. #he wouldnt say 'please let me kill for you' but he would dramaticaly get on 1 knee & say 'rayla i would kill for you if it came down to it' #as if he wouldnt just do that if someone pushed him enough. i want someone to push his buttons enough. set him off it'll b funny #absence did make the heart grow fonder but i think he overdozed a bit. like just a smidge. theres like way too much fondness now #also its great bc MMMMM how do those callum & viren/claudia parallels FEEL BOYS #WILL DO ANYTHING FOR FAMILY SO TRUE. and also communication issues BUT MOSTLY THE SACRIFICE #hes the number 1 rayla defender. he supports her rights AND her wrongs

[giddlygoat]

life is short post willace were-rabbit angst on main

#FOUR POSTS IN ONE DAY i was so scared i would forget to post some art if i didn’t do it Now #ANYWAY. let me explain this comic #first off i hc wallace still transforms every full moon bc he deserves it. as a treat #and he just has a big ankle chain in his basement lol so he doesn’t go on a rampage and cause a ruckus #and they think willard oughta know about this sooner or later so gromit takes him down to meet were-wallace on a full moon #and willard just gets overwhelmed. it’s a lot to process and the newness of the situation makes him extremely anxious so he freaks out #he feels bad about it the next day bc ultimately he doesn’t give af if his bf transforms into a giant rabbit monster on the regular #but it was just a LOT to process at once and i think wallace would understand sndfwuhilvwirughth #WHATEVER MAN I JUST THINK THEYRE NEAT #apple pie with cheese #no id #giddly’s art #chicken run #wallace & gromit #willard tweedy #cotwr #were-wallace #between me and pant-eater we have drawn so many comics where willard ugly cries HSJSHDBSJSJ #what can i say. i love me a sopping wet paper bag of a man 🫡

[crawlingpen]

"use commas" this "learn how to spell" that. you fools. the very core of linguistics is the change that you so despise on account of lacking any sort of knowledge or foresight. you imbeciles. we the linguists laugh at your little commas and dots that you throw around in your playpen. you think it matters? you think any of this matters? the only thing you should even slightly care about is if you can understand or interpret the core of the message. you hold up the punctuation system as you do the values of the past, thinking it sacred, much like a false idol. you will never be free if you dont stop policing the victimless crimes we've made up. you will never ascend.

#linguistics #language #mepost #every time someone fixes a spelling issue that isn't necessarily relevant a linguist loses their wings #we call your behavior prescriptivism and laugh at you behind your back by the way #this isn't to say let's not teach kids the official spelling rules #i just mean if someone's shitposting it's unnecessary #shitpost #i'm rambling #love u all #are you still here reading this #check out my other posts and make me feel loved #hey have you guys ever heard that song 'would?' by alice in chains? #it sounds like it's a 2000's videogame soundtrack dont you think? #i just think it's neat #oh god are they problematic #i should've googled this #well i guess let me know if they are #hey does anyone wanna be friends? #it gets lonely out here in the tags #i mean message me? #i cant promise you the best skills in the art of conversation #but i am known to hold one or two in my time #the conversations i mean #anyways thats all

[satans-knitwear]

U cant hurt me, im wearing armour. 😎

Treat me ~ Tip me

#I have absolutely used a similar caption before but its very relevant. Again. #My mental is unhealthy rn!!!!! Pls excuse any unfortunate posting. #Lost my volunteering position bc im too unreliable and thats totally reasonable of them but wow it makes me not like myself lots!!!!!! #I cant rely on myself either so i really do see why they cant keep me on. But still!!!!! I need to go back to the gp again if its this bad #Anywhore. Lets find some fun lil reasons to live despite that. Plus I can be useful in other ways. #Sorry for my mini therapy session in the tags. I am not thriving. #Satans knitwear #At least this shoot i did with my various mando looks was entertaining #Alt pinup #Pinup girl #Mandalorian seduction techniques #Tassles #Pasties #Body chain #Thigh garters #thigh harness #Stockings and suspenders

[firestorm09890]

“Dear Diary”. Zexion’s Mystery Gear. “A weapon that draws forth its wielder’s personality.” Sleek and cold and gray exterior, decorated only by the symbol of the Organization. A tool with access to more information than a normal book can grant, and capable of holding more secrets than a normal book could store. But then, open it up- the wallpaper is an eyesearing red, so vivid in shade that it leaves afterimages. Something you wouldn't be able to see when the laptop was closed unless you used it for violence.

Mystery Gear weapons are designed for being overanalyzed as symbols. This thing represents Zexion. What’s the red wallpaper imply then, huh? Mr. “Intellectual with no room for feelings”?

#kingdom hearts #358/2 days #zexion #what the fuck!!!! zexion!!!!! #this was supposed to be a post making fun of his desktop wallpaper and speculating on what his applications are #but i got sidetracked #sighing tragically because i love the interpretation of him where he really is cold and unfeeling at all times #but between this and his reactions to losses in days multiplayer i think that just can’t be true #right before his death in chain of memories too but there he’s actually regrowing a heart so it’s a little different #and the way he acts in combat in every game- he lets loose and gets unhinged #he's so... what's wrong with him.... #this is it i have to incorporate 'zexion/ienzo's most common emotion through all incarnations is frustration' into my belief system now #also his mystery gear is the only one to have nobody iconography in it which i of course am taking as further evidence of my beliefs #me post

[triforce-of-mischief]

You know what? I cast it back at YOU! What do you think the boys most irrational fears are? - Fire

mmmmm fear~

Time: Being grabbed from behind. If he's hugged unexpectedly then the other person will find themselves thrown into a wall/tree. This is because of Redeads. To make this a full-blown fear instead of just a minor inconvenience- Time is almost constantly on guard, imagining a body creeping towards his back, a gasp of air on his ear taking in a breath to scream... then he whirls around to find nothing.

Twilight: Fire because something something manga. I just think there's potential here- regarding even tiny candles with a wary gaze, shying away from the campfire, being overwhelmed at the strong smell of smoke...

Warriors: Becoming incapacitated and unable to fight in any way. Illness, injuries, loss of limbs... he lives in constant anticipation of the unavoidable. You would think this means that he visits the med tent often, but it is of course the opposite. Medics mean healing, recovering, sitting and doing nothing to help his brothers and people in danger. Illness and injuries may slow him down, but by Hylia they will not stop him.

Wind: Everybody says he's afraid of big birds, but you know what's way scarier than a couple of Kargoroks? Those noodly hand things that pop out of the ground, grab your face, and drag you into the unknown. The kid, much like Time, hates being grabbed unexpectedly but is terrified if somebody suddenly goes for his face. Nobody tell him about Wallmasters.

Four: Green peppers Seriously what can beat that? I haven't played Minish Cap yet so I think I'm gonna go with the beloathed produce. He turns into an absolutely feral demon when faced with an innocent green pepper, and they are the cause for his worstest of nightmares.

Wild: Jumpscares. No really, anything can set him off and nobody expects such an extreme reaction (scream, leap back, probably some tears). Out in the wild, you have to constantly be on guard for a falling boulder or a stampeding goat or a sneaky Stalmoblin about to yeet you off a cliff. And frankly, Wild has never gotten used to these.

Legend: PROJECTION CITY I see your "Lege has a million piercings" and I raise you "There's a reason why he doesn't have a single pair of earrings in canon and that reason is a fear of needles". He would like to stay very, very far away, thank you very much. He is an absolute mess when somebody forces him to get his wounds stitched and requires a task force of at least 3.

Hyrule: Big crowds. The poor thing gets overstimulated, overwhelmed, and just shuts down in the busiest of Castle Town markets. Goddess forbid the others leave him behind or send him on his own.

Sky: Underground tunnels. They're dark, tight, and you never know what's around the corner (probably a giant centipede or an approaching wall of lava). He can barely move in the first place, and under stress he gets his directions mixed up and starts to hyperventilate which is Very Bad for an enclosed space.

Ravio: Paintings. Yuga threatened to turn him into one if he wasn't a good little bunny. Ravio was actually immensely relieved to be rid of the bracelet just in case he accidentally activated it one day and couldn't figure out how to escape. Now every painting featuring a person freaks him out and he refuses to let any decorate his Link's house.

#guess who's only read the oot manga? #me 🤝 you: wars is afraid of the med tent #NO the others do NOT restrain lege that makes it so much worse and ive personally vowed to never make any characters do that #...dangit now i want to write something. why am i like this #mogma caverns with a wii nunchuk my ENEMY #lets see how posting at 1 am goes #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu #lu time #lu twilight #lu warriors #lu wind #lu four #lu wild #lu legend #lu hyrule #lu sky #lu ravio #lu chain #lu headcanon list #fable's asks #chatting with anon! #chatting with fire! #you dont have to ask on anon btw i know its annoying how you dont get notified

[doodlboy]

Demon El doodle dump!🩷✨️

#obey me #obey me mc #demon mc #demon elliot #doodles #digital art #elliot doodles #so! ik these are a weird range of emotions going on in this art but!! #i wanted to draw that big one in the middle as a full idea for a while and i finally got smthn i like and doesnt feel too stiff #also i just love how the legs and boots turned out #for anybody who doesnt know: demon el is the avatar of bloodlust. he runs a tv show with a more or less captive audience #its a game show but the contestants are like- serious criminals and if they lose they die in wacky scary ways like danganronpa executions #el is also CRITICALLY UNSTABLE and caused a lot of problems when he first fell bc he cant control his ability #that and its chipping away at his mind and driving him insane while his humanity takes a backseat and has to watch all this happen #so! the fantastic 3 seal El in a room of the HOL and only let him out for shows bc hes too dangerous to let out by himself #thinking of the angst potential of satan getting deja vu seeing them chain el up since thats how he was treated when he was first born #els wings. hands. and neck are locked in chains attached to the middle of the floor in the room. just giving him enough give to walk around #i should make like- a masterlist post abt my character lore or smthn #if y'all want to hear it ofc #scheduled post

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

Me? actually trying to do tarot cards?? sounds fake

#composition is something i definitely still have to practice a lot so tbh its good that im finally making myself do this xD #the neira one is the only one so far where ive tired blocking colours so far cos its the only one where i had a p solid palette in mind #def have to either deepen the shadows in the face or remove the tears/blood/death smoothie bc rn it looks kind of weird fjsdfl #oc: neira surana #oc: liam hawke #oc: june trevelyan #my ocs #my art #wip #tarot cards #so uhh. theres nothing super deep tbh but some thoughts behind some of the stuff #first thought was having a similar setup/comp for all of them but i am probably not gonna do that #sticking to suit of cups for neira cos its the perfect excuse to keep put the joining chalice there lol #also the circle cos. she is a circle mage. very far fetched i know #it does also fit w being trapped and going in circles and w life/death cycle so. there's that #liam gets angsty three of swords imagery because of course he does #i kinda wanna mirror varrics post hlta card and also that one abstrac-y thing i did of liam some time ago #also chains maybe? for kirkwall and for not letting go and all that #for june i do like the close up in theory bc i like having it very focused on /her/ #bc her development in dai is much more personal rather than strongly tied to the central narrative #& also focusing on her magic cos thats an important part of her & her development (& it fits her v egocentric mindset thru most of dai) #but it also looks too. idk. powerful? like she's in control. which she absolutely isnt lmao #so the other one is kinda the exact opposite direction. more zoomed out & dynamic but i want it to feel more claustrophobic too #sort of. trapped animal kinda deal. trying to get out. keeping the fire theme tho #(ignore that her glowy hand is on the wrong side i accidentally drew it flipped lol) #i am. not good at detailed and or nuanced composition so everything turns out p bold and on the nose ^^'' #it's a start tho! #(i do have more thoughts than what i wrote lol but i am running out of tags and also im tired) #feedback/tips are def appreciated btw! :>

[takiki16]

A Fine Chain

UPDATE: Chapter 11/?

Fandom: Jupiter Ascending

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Beta: @gallifreyburning

Relationships: Jupiter Jones/Caine Wise

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Light Dom/sub, Power Imbalance, Royalty, Slavery, Collars, Leashes, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Don’t copy to another site, Dark

Summary: Caine Wise, disgraced ex-Skyjacker and convicted criminal, is suddenly inducted into the service of the enigmatic Queen Nea-Seraphi, mysterious new Recurrence and puzzle to the Entitled social circle. While figuring out the boundaries of his new station, worrying about his old commander, and nursing old wounds from his court martial, Caine finds himself slowly being drawn into the confidence of his royal employer. What could Her Majesty possibly want with a defective splice?

Spoilers for Chapter Eleven without context:

#jupiter ascending #a fine chain #caine wise #jupiter jones #ja #jupiter ascending fic #ja fic #caine wise/jupiter jones #i ALWAYS fall in love with the latest chapter that i've written #i post it to the shared beta doc and then spend the next day or so re-reading it lovingly #adjusting it here and there and making sure the wording is exactly right #and then as soon as I have a decent chunk of the new chapter i move on #but chapter 11 was so long and i am genuinely so proud of this fic you guys #LET'S GO

[ssaalexblake]

The fandom experience is watching Those spi/rk fans say the problem is that they paired spock with the Wrong woman and everybody was fine with Uhura and Spock in the aos movies like i do not remember very easily with no trouble at all the metric shitton of racist misogynistic biphobic sludge that came from fandom from that other thing actually happening in those movies.

Like, I was not even IN the fandom then and I saw all that from the outside, so that means it would have been worse behind the curtain. This is not the argument you think it is.

#trek shit #shipping is not activism #is present in this post #shipping has no moral value #the show potentially shipping spock with uhura is not more moral than what they did do #and frankly considering he's like in her direct chain of command that'd be Worse??? #they skirted that in the movies and gave her the upper hand to make it not be a big wtf #i know we're all on the loser gay website but christ since y'all attributed shipping worth scales on some kind of #morality or representation scale you have gotten so weird about it that #we're like one of those isolated ponds with Weird As Fuck fish in it that exist nowhere else #i'm sorry to let you know but m/f pairings are not wrong in characters with no confirmed sexuality lol #there is a reason nobody takes any of us seriously and it's entitled nonsense like this #we can't even use the term queerbait anymore bc you changed the meaning so awfully that now it's just willthey/won't they #and not active homophobia like please stop

[ariesbilly]

Don’t talk to me or my son or my son or my son ever again

He also comes in a keychain

Shout out to @saberghatz ! (For the plushy and keychain not the funkos lol)

#let us not even talk about the supernatural books I didn’t realize they were there until I went to make this post lmfao #No I haven’t read them yes I’ve owned them since borders was still a chain

[fullcustodyoftheautism]

GIVE US BACK THE REBLOGS. I WISH TO SEE THEM. THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE WEBEDSITE

#reblogs #staff #leave it alone staff #stop trying to make Twitter #we already have Twitter and it fucking sucks #just let me see the whole reblog chain with the post

[numum]

since twitter is busy shitting itself i guess i’ll have to start posting here more often bc if i’m not sufficiently annoying i’ll die

#numtalk #is my tag for text posts jsyk lol #in case I’m too annoying for ur tastes :T i guess :T #i wish tumblr would let you make certain tags into ‘tabs’ on ur blog like twitter’s media tab #ppl are so afraid to reblog things + make text posts and generally be social on here bc #it makes your blog look ‘messy’ #bc they’re not used to the tagging system ig #but u Def will gain more followers if your blog looks ‘cleaner’ bc ppl aren’t always gonna click the tag links in ur desc #the more clicks ppl have to click to see your art #the less ppl are gonna see your art #so it would be nice if we could have a gallery tab/tabs dedicated to certain tags baked into the app #anyways I’m super bummed abt twitter. gaining a decent following over there has been achingly slow #and i JUST started doing rlly well and growing pretty rapidly #so that’s demotivating as hell lol #i really love tumblr though. i enjoy how interactive twitter is but tumblr is super interactive in its own way #like. you can’t really engage in reply chains like on twitter bc reblog chains are more intrusive and messy #twitter reply chains are nice bc they condense themselves and don’t clutter ur entire profile bc the media tab exists #but i get FAR more comments on my art than i ever have anywhere else simply bc of the tagging system #being able to leave comments that are super unobtrusive makes ppl feel way more inclined to comment #leaving a reply/comment on any other website feels like walking up to somebody and saying hello #but leaving comments in the tags feels more like talking to urself/whispering #so there’s less Pressure if that makes sense #ANYWAY #fuck elon musk #i’ll miss twitter a lot if it really goes down but I’ve been on tumblr for a literal decade #so i guess i’ll survive lol

[i-dont-bite]

i've been cancelled for the 2nd time on twitter because i thought finn wolfhard going to starbucks was not such a big deal lol

#i hate this shit because like man it's STARBUCKS it is REALLY not that deep. it is the biggest chain of coffeehouses IN THE WHOLE WORLD #WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO #he didn't even promote it and post a picture himself HE JUST TOOK A PICTURE WITH A FAN AND THEY POSTED IT #it's so counterproductive all of these things #it's like when sabrina carpenter promoted coca cola and some idiot tweeted ''is that... a genocide drink'' LIKE DUDE #IT'S COCA FUCKING COLA #DO YOU REALLY EXPECT PEOPLE TO BOYCOTT COCA COLA?? #IN THOSE 10 SECONDS IT TOOK YOU TO WRITE THAT STUPID ASS TWEET 40 LATINO FAMILIES BOUGHT 80 COCA COLA BOTTLES TO HAVE WITH AN ASADO #DO YOU THINK IT'LL MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE IF FUCKASS SABRINA CARPENTER DOESN'T POSE WITH A COKE CAN??? REALLY??? #capitalism made y'all think consuming is the only power that you have and the only thing y'all can do #obviously is useful to boycott but is it making a fuss of a celebrity getting an iced latte??? #go to the fucking streets if injustice really doesn't let you sleep at night. do something. open your wallet. try to do real helping #internet activism isn't real. not on something as big as this #retweeting shit to your 60 followers that are doing the same thing is closer to useless. it may be good! but you're not doing any change!! #you're just torturing yourself filling your timeline with shit that makes you upset and that you don't have the power to change!! #everyone knows about this. the people that care will look for themselves it is literally all over the internet #is it useful to harass random teenagers on the internet because they're talking about their favorite artist #instead of putting a watermelon in their dn and retweeting a bunch of videos of children dying like you??? #really you people need to go outside. right now. instead of acting like you care so much to feel morally superior to others #plus now that we're at it!!! i love finn fr!!! but there's a much reasonable thing you could try to cancel him for!! #like still being seemingly besties with a guy accused of beating up like all of his girlfriends for example!! that's a bit more serious #yk i know nothing about that like i don't know them!! idk jdg maybe it's not true!! there's little info and most points at yes but idk idk! #i'm not talking about a situation i don't know about but I THINK that's much more serious and NO ONE on finntwt ever talks about it 😂