#lawyer!sam

[homoangel]

i love sam for this hes like osiris operates under the american constitution "are you gonna respect his rights or not?" go off king

#7x4 spn #sam winchester #lawyer!sam #angelrot #yes sam bring the bullshit !! mwuah

[dead-girl-tells-stories]

DC x DP Prompt

To the delight of Gotham's citizens, and the dismay of her criminal underbelly, the GCPD has a new specialized unit that ACTUALLY apprehends criminals and brings them to justice!

It's a relatively small squad of mostly young adults, who looked fresh out of their teens. But age didn't matter once they got the work done. And they did, as they've already got criminals like Penguin, Riddler, and Bane behind bars for what looks to be 'for good'.

No one besides Commissioner Gordan knows anything about the squad as they operate as a mostly separate entity from GCPD. It was rare to see any of them, and any photos taken were unusually blurry. They are also extremely secretive; if you exclude their social media which are usually just shit posts, memes, and thirst edits of the Wayne family.

They were a total mystery. Almost as mysterious as Batman.

But those who have seen/worked with the squad before all had the same thing to say about them. They were cool. They had an unusually effective method. And their leader is a menace. With his sharp teeth and pointed smile. And bright blue eyes that spoke to your soul. It was a pleasure to see/ work with him, it really was. But they weren't planning on doing so again for a long time.

That being said, Gotham had been quiet for a while. A bit too quiet if you ask anyone, especially the Bats. Strangely, it didn't feel like the usual calm before the shit storm. The instinctual pit in their guts that usually formed just wasn't there. This was different. This wasn't the calm before the storm. This was the ocean receding. But no one seemed to realize it yet.

Not until the tsunami came crashing down on them.

The GCPD special unit accounts that had been inactive for the last three months suddenly pinged to life. Everyone who followed them clicked the notification almost immediately. With this unnerving calm surrounding them, who the hell didn't want to see what batshit crazy statement they would make after three months of radio silence.

What they didn't expect, was to see a crystal-clear picture of justice finally being served.

The picture was a selfie, taken in an abandoned warehouse. In the middle of the dirty floor was the Joker. He was tied up and his head hung low. You could see how beaten he was, his clothes torn and bloody. His face paint was also coming off, revealing pale blotchy skin. Reminding everyone that, he was still human, just like the rest of them.

Behind him, all lined up with smiles on their faces, was Team Phantom. They were a bit bloody and bruised as well but overall in much better condition. They weren't wearing the normal GCPD navy blue uniform, but black and white ones. All stylized to fit the wearers taste. They all looked so young, but their eyes looked like old tired eyes, finally getting some relief.

From in the corner was their leader. Only part of his face was in the picture. One glowing blue eye, and part of his Cheshire smile. His hand making a peace sign next to the Joker. Even with only part of his being shown, everyone could tell he was relived as well.

And while the picture itself was shocking, the caption was what really got them. The top was what you would usually expect from the team. A big bold 'GOT EM' ' at the top. But at the bottom in small, almost unnoticeable text was:

"He will face his punishment. We will get our retribution. May we finally rest in peace."

#dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dp x dc prompt #dp dc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp prompt #danny and the gang are fragments of the souls of those the joker + the other criminals killed or got killed because of them #guess who most of danny's soul is made of #hint: he has pit rage #the joker is no longer human that's why they had a hard time cathing him #neither are the bats but neither party knew #i would like to mention that danny is tiny #he missed his growth spurt and is making it everyone's problem #danny is a tiny menace #danny sam val dash and kwan mostly work out in the feld #tucker wes and star are the guys and gal in the chair #Paulina Dan and Jazz are the lawyers who prosecute the crimanals #they always win #duh #ellie is their mascot #shes also a mencae #she sometimes go out on the felid #wearing a tutu #combat boots #and a studded leather jacket #with her hair in pig tails #she also has a spiked bat #she WILL use it

[zepskies]

Series Masterlist - Smoke Eater

Pairing: Firefighter!Dean Winchester x F. Reader 

Summary: Dean Winchester is the cocky, but well-respected Lieutenant at Firehouse 25. He leads by example, but he’s also known to break a few hearts. He’s starting to crave something he’s never had, though. Something stable. Something real. 

That’s when he meets you, on a truly terrible day, trapped in a rickety old elevator.   

AN: "Smoke eater": a self-appointed slang term for a firefighter.

Get ready for an AU! Several SPN characters will make their appearances: Sam and John Winchester, Castiel as "Cas Novak," Ellen and Jo Harvelle, Jack Kline, Benny Lafitte, Gordon Walker, Meg Masters, Chuck Shurley, Nick (yes, even him), and more!

Series Tags/Warnings: (**18+ only!) There will be a lot of heart, a lot of fun, drama, heartbreak, protective Dean, and even a murder mystery. Rating for eventual smut, perilous situations, and other chapter-specific tags.

🎵 Listen While You Read: The Smoke Eater Playlist

Chapters:

Part 1 - Class and Style

Part 2 - Lieutenant Winchester

Part 3 - Got a Hold on Me

Part 4 - Rocky Road

Part 5 - Twitterpated

Part 6 - Just Casual

Part 7 - Cherry Pie & Lemon Drizzle

Part 8 - Likewise, Baby

Part 9 - Do Not Disturb

Part 10 - Toil and Trouble

Part 11 - Heart of the Home

Part 12 - All in the Family

Part 13 - Boiling Point

Part 14 - Message in a Bottle

Part 15 - The Good Part

Part 16 - Break Down the Gates

Part 17 - The Real Deal

Part 18 - V for Vendetta

Part 19 - Sacrifice

Epilogue - Easy as Pie

Series Complete!

Bonus One-Shots:

Something Real** - COMING SOON! Now that you and Dean are officially engaged, you take some much needed time off together for a family vacation. But even with the wedding set for next year, the two of you are still at odds when it comes to one key part of your future together…

🎙️ Podfic:

Listen to Part 1 in podfic form!

(Cover image and narration by @talltalesandbedtimestories)

Or listen to the official Idling in the Impala episode on YouTube:

Ko-Fi Me ☕

Dean Winchester Series List

Dean Winchester Masterlist

Main Masterlist

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[gerrysroots]

Your honor, these charges of "destruction of government property" are simply ignoring the highs and lows of IT management.

#↑ me when colin finally loses his shit #colin becher #colin tmagp #sam is colins lawyer btw #Alice is the judge his ass is NAWT getting a reduced sentence 🙏🏻 #yeah im tagging this as samcolin why not #samcolin #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp 5

[arsenicflame]

it is so funny to be reading my izzy takes from last year where i was trying to be all moderate and shit and like 'i know hes done a lot wrong but that doesn't mean i cant like him :( ' in comparison to my more recent takes where ive babygirled the hell out of him. thats my princess. he is perfect in every way and i think he should stab stede again, as a treat :)

#izzy haters will hate you for liking izzy either way so why not have fun with it! #i can; of course be serious about my opinions with him! i have a lot of serious opinions about what hes done and what i want to see #but its way more fun for me most the time just! being silly with him!! im gonna give him stupid shirta. im gonna cradle him bridal style #im gonna joke about him pegging jack im gonna give him a super pretty and rich boyfriend who shows stede up tenfold (sam my beloved) #i think he should have done worse!!!!!!! #as i said the other day. im not his lawyer im writing his biased character letters #nyxtalks #ofmd #izzy hands #israel hands

[cult-of-the-eye]

Sam is just every gifted brown kid ever

#not me studying to be a lawyer #while also being rejected from oxbridge #and probably on the way to a mental breakdown #im not sad im just in my sam khalid era #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp 13 #sam khalid #samama khalid

[fillipquesender]

I am not coping

#dca #fnaf #sun and moon show #sams #tsams #the sun and moon show #sams ruin #tsams ruin #tsams cosmos (ruin) #sams cosmos (ruin) #I'm about to become my boy's lawyer don't test me

[tobebbanburg]

Richmond Himbos play DnD

It's been A Day and I'm feeling self indulgent so:

Jamie: Hexblade Warlock. He wanted magic and a sword and hey, maybe he's working through some real life issues with his absent yet controlling patron but that's noone's business.

Roy: Berserker Barbarian. He didn’t get to make his character, the rest of the team made it for him- he’s oddly touched by the results. Phoebe draws character art for him and Jamie both.

Sam: Oath of the Ancients Paladin. Sam’s the kind of person who can’t bring himself to select the ‘mean’ dialogue option in video games. He’s going to fight to protect the good in the world, and provide his team with some much needed healing.

Colin: Champion Fighter. He surprises everyone by showing up with a lore-heavy backstory, until it turns out he’s literally just playing Welsh legend King Arthur and he googled "best DnD classes for beginners" half an hour before the first game.

Isaac: Monster Slayer Ranger. Defies all barbarian expectations because he refuses to be put in a box, so instead goes for peak Aragorn vibes. Paid a local artist to draw his character and he looks fire.

Dani: Talking Owlbear. He’s living his best life.

Richard: Glamour Bard. He’s rolling to seduce. Actually, he's not even rolling.

Moe: Inquisitive Rogue. He’s poking around. Asking some questions. Maybe picking some locks- oh, in DnD? The same, he guesses.

Jan: Bladesinging Wizard. He likes having an alphabetised list of spells and is very particular about sticking to the material components needed to cast them.

Thierry: Ascendant Dragon Monk. He wasn’t sold on the monk life until he realised it was just the purest martial arts class, and then he was all in- return of Van Damme.

#the campaign is a collab between keeleys story and characters and nates perfectly calculated fight encounters #beard sits in the corner and rules lawyers #afc richmond #ted lasso #jamie tartt #roy kent #sam obisanya #colin hughes #isaac mcadoo #dani rojas #richard montlaur #moe bumbercatch #jan maas #thierry zoreaux

[still-lost-in-tescos]

found sams workplace

didn’t know he was a lawyer

i feel like he would actually be a good lawyer

#I would want him to be my lawyer #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted sam

[thursdaysidjit]

spn//text posts

happy birthday sammy <3

#*lawyer voice* #bloodfreak (lovingly) #pretty boy sammy ig.. #spn text post #lawboy #sam winchester #sam winchester birthday #sammy winchester

[stayatsam]

i can get the joke about Lonesome Road seeming inaccurate since you're traveling with ED-E the whole time but that really feels like the point to me..

it feels like Ulysses expects you to travel the Divide alone and he wants you to be isolated and feel as lonely as he has but even then he's also practically traveling with you. you can't go one main mission without having a long conversation with Ulysses, on top of your little robot companion keeping you company telling you it's story through logs.

Ulysses is an unreliable narrator who assigns traits to your character based off what he believes them to be, even if your Courier isn't. you even have speech options to contradict him. i love Ulysses but treating his perception of your Courier as gospel instead of seeing him as a 3 dimensional character who can be incorrect in a game where the freedom of narrative around your player character is so flexible,

fallout new vegas has always felt like a game about the power of your connections with other people from the very beginning with Doc Mitchell saving your life out of pure altruism. you can try to do things alone but it'll always be better with other people to help you out.

tbh kind of feels like a dig at Fallout 3's protagonist being called the Lone Wanderer, traveling some post-nunclear wasteland and everyone is out to get you and society is bad and evil etc etc.

im rambling

#sam crying #new vegas' courier is infinitely most customizable than the lone wanderer and sole survivor #lonesome road feels like a real test of story for what you imagine yourcourier to be #gives you a few canon events for you to play with #but new vegas never forces you into certain character traits unlike the other games #fo4 you HAVE to be straight married soldier man or lawyer woman #you HAVE to have a son who grows up to be an annoying technofascist #you have to kill every raider etc.

[somuchbetterthanthat]

In another universe (Ha.), Samama Khalid becomes a lawyer, almost gets a prestigious job at important Law Firm he's been grinding at for years, then he has a panic attack, runs off in a street, runs into his ex college girlfriend Alice who tells him she works at this night shift job who pays ok and demands nothing of you, and he immediately quits his job and it's obviously not because of Alice Dyer, don't be ridiculous, he's just moving his whole carrier because the OiAR sounds like a great place to be; he is not the crazy ex-boyfriend,,

#jokes that are literally only funny to me but that i need to write somewhere #he meets Celia instead #Celia leaves mid season 2 gently telling him they were a shit show #but Sam being an almost lawyer is so funny to me #it OPENS POSSIBILITIES #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #sort of

[lambkid]

aw hell nah why is he sassy

#look at my lawyer dawg im going to jail #sam winchester #spn #supernatural

[ethan-nestor-owns-my-heart]

Safe & Sound (Taylor’s Version) is about them:

#scream #scream vi #spoilers #jenna ortega #scream 6 #tara carpenter #melissa barrera #sam carpenter #carpenter sisters #also obviously not shipping because that would be fucking disgusting #scream 5 #scream 2022 #scream stills #scream movie #horror #hunger games #Taylor swift #safe and sound #ghostface #if one of them dies my lawyer will be in touch #I don’t have a lawyer yet but I’ll find one #radio silence #tara #Sam #also don’t mind the random box on one of the pics there was a watermark #if I’m not lazy I’d remake this when the hd version comes out but I’m lazy so I probably won’t #also thank you for 100 followers #fuck you cristina carpenter you know what you did #Sam just like Katniss cause jack quaid characters causing a problem #screen caps

[military-newsboys]

Judge: I find you all guilty of-

Sam: Objection, lack of evidence

Judge: sir-

Dean: Objection, lack of bitches

Judge: But-

Dean: Objection, lack of a father

Judge: 

Dean: Objection, lack of a hairline

#dean winchester #sam winchester #the winchester brothers #lawyer sam Winchester #incorrect spn quotes #incorrect supernatural quotes #you dont have a father either dean #spn #supernatural

[sammyloomis]

i feel like taras had her entire life planned out since middle school

like, shes very determined and well-organised, she has plans A through Z filed away inside her head just in case plan A falls thru and so on and so forth, she Knows she wants to work in film, she doesn't care doing what, she keeps an open mind for ALL ventures, and has been dead set on blackmore university since she started researching schools age 14, shes like "im getting OUT. of this goddamn place if it KILLS ME!!!!!!" because she was determined to not sit and rot in her hometown like her mom did

and then sams like "im gonna be real, i didnt think id still be alive past 20 so i never planned this far" and is working dead end jobs just to keep them afloat and tara is CONSTANTLY trying to encourage her to go back to school but she doesnt even know what she Wants to do. i feel like she'd wanna do something with her hands because its good for keeping her mind occupied and it makes her feel more fulfilled

#ash.txt #scream #tara carpenter #sam carpenter #thinking about them again #i found out sam is the same age as me and im projecting a little bit fghj #i read in the og 6 script tara was studying to be a lawyer and i was like ??????? thats so random #like i think she could do it dont get me wrong but it felt so. out of nowhere for her fghj #then again so did dating chad so what the hell do i know :V