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#kindergarten teacher!dick grayson
patheticbabie · 10 months
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oh my god, literally on my knees for kindergarten teacher! dick grayson, you genius
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he's got the fun class, his class is always up for mischief 
all you hear if you walk past his classroom, is little giggles from his students
whenever it's one of his students birthday's, he'll always have a gift ready for them
his kiddos love story time, because as I quote "Mr Grayson does the funniest voices"
now the first time you met him, is when your daughter Lily is a new student (moving to a new city is daunting for a little girl and her single mum)
being the new kid is daunting, let alone when you're in kindergarten, but Dick made sure to make sure she's welcomed into his class
he has a special lolly jar for when the kiddos get rewarded for something good
he figured that's a sure way to get her to be less shy
at the end of the school day, she was all smiles and giggles. Bouncing on the spot near Dick, while seeing you walk towards the two of them
Dick's eyes widen as he first saw you, you literally took his breath away
when you bent down to your daughters level and smothered her in kisses while hugging her, he couldn't help but melt and smile at the scene
"Lily made a lot of friends and just between you and me, I kind of got her to open up with some lollies"
finally looking up, you were greeted with the most dashing smile and ocean blue eyes that gazed at you softly. This man was downright pretty
both of you trying to keep your composure, as you both looked at each other
introducing each other with soft smiles and a handshake, you both swore you felt an electric zap run through you as your fingers touched
from there you always made sure to arrive at least 10mins early for after school pick up time, just to get the chance to talk to him
it starts out with small things, asking how about each others day, funny things that happened in his class, to asking what's happening on the weekend
one day, when you were dropping Lily off to her class, she handed you a small bunch of lilies, slyly saying it's for Mr. Grayson. As you watch her run to her friends and giggle (our little matchmaker)
walking up to Dick, you tapped his shoulder, and once again you're mesmerised by those blue eyes
"...are those for me?"
shyly nodding and handing him the flowers "Lilies, because well I guess you can tell they're my favourite because of Lily"
hearing that laugh instantly made you feel warm, wanting nothing more than to always hear it, every morning and every night
it wasn't until the end of the school week that Dick finally got the courage to ask you out
the classic, dinner, movie and the late night dessert spot
you two sitting across from each other in the booth at the ice cream shop, his eyes are sparkling as he listens to you
leaning across from the table, he reached for the little bit of whipped cream on the corner of your lips
"....there...." he whispered as he licked the whipped cream off his thumb
your breath hitched as you watched him
"Dick....?"
"Yeah sweetheart?"
"Kiss me"
your first kiss was as sweet as the ice cream, soft but delicate
it's 3 months when he asked you to be official, of course with the help of Lily
the moment you two told her, she couldn't help but giggle and say confidently "you're welcome, can I be the flower girl for the wedding?"
you both said I love you during a quiet night where he spent the night at your place, cuddling and talking about whatever came to mind
when you have a day off, you stop by his classroom and have lunch together
a lot of sneaky make out sessions (it's hard when you have a 5 year old in the apartment)
the night when Lily is with her grandma, that's when you and Dick had a romantic dinner, he cooked. With you distracting him with kisses on his neck, a few pecks and hands roaming under his shirt
he was soft and gentle when you two made love for the first time
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jasonswhitetuftofhair · 3 months
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thinking my next fic will be Dick Grayson and a kindergarten teacher! reader. he comes to her class for like a career day/field day type of event and they automatically are drawn to each other.
smut, and he uses his police officer baton thingy obviously hehe.
xoxo, B <3 !
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xxgoblin-dumplingxx · 7 months
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There’s a Dick Grayson x teacher!Reader but she’s does not teach kindergarten. There’s a werewolf verse with Jason with a Reader who taught/teaches kindergarten. Not sure if she’s still doing that considering the whole werewolf thing. -Ari librarian
💜
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ao3feed-timkon · 1 year
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Of dragons and princesses to save
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/ho6B84t
by Speechless_since_1998
"Dad! Dad! "
The man smiled at his son and ruffled his hair, "How was your day?"
"We played dragons and knights," the boy explained, holding Tim's hand proudly.
"I was the knight and he was the princess. We will get married."
"Huh?"
To the confusion of the two adults, Tim explained, "The teacher read us the story of George and the dragon. George defeated the dragon and married the princess."
"Tim was the princess and I was the knight. I freed him so we can get married," Conner said proudly, as Tim nodded beside him.
Words: 1061, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, Tim Drake, Kon-El | Conner Kent
Relationships: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Kon-El | Conner Kent, Dick Grayson & Clark Kent & Alfred Pennyworth & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd, Tim Drake/Kon-El | Conner Kent
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Post-The Batman (Movie 2022), Tim Drake Joins the Batfamily Early, Jason Todd Joins the Batfamily Early, Alternate Universe - Kindergarten & Pre-school, Kindergarten, Pre-Slash, Gen or Pre-Slash, Crushes, Kid Fic, Kid Tim Drake, Kid Kon-El | Conner Kent, Clark Kent is Kon-El | Conner Kent's Parent, Father-Son Relationship, Cute Kids, Meet-Cute, The Princess Bride References, First Love, Fluff, Childhood Friends, Identity Porn
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/ho6B84t
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garthofshayeris · 2 years
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Tiny Titans does things like that. Notice Joey being younger than Rose, and no mention that Joey's mom is a spy who ran the Deathstroke project and Rose's mom is a refugee. But having a little gremlin go around possessing teachers (including Slade himself) is funny. So, funny works. So does simple, and let's be clear: None of these families are simple in canon. Dick Grayson's a paradox baby in the current continuity, and just go down the line.
The thing with completely separate (usually comedic) AUs like Tiny Titans or SuperPets or DCSHG is that they work because they are fully committed to the bit. They operate in their own genre that adheres to certain tropes and because the audience understands those tropes already, we forgive changes/omissions more easily.
So you hear “all the younger heroes are in kindergarten and all the older heroes are their parents” and you’re like “yes, I’m familiar with the concept of Muppet Babies and a Pup Named Scooby Doo. please continue.” Layer in the fact that these are clearly intended for younger children and you’re even more forgiving. I don’t need them to explain why Deathstroke would be a principal or his full character backstory. The cultural context for principals already exists in my mind, so making Deathstroke the principal is funny.
It’s when changes or omissions are made outside of this context that feel weird and make fans throw a fit. And usually it’s for media that was intended for older kids/adults. It doesn’t feel weird to have a show for kids that simply doesn’t reveal “which Robin” is working for Batman, but it would feel extremely weird for a modern Batman comic to go out of their way to give the backstory of the first Robin and then say that character’s name is Jason Todd, you know?
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ao3feed-brucewayne · 1 year
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Of dragons and princesses to save
by Speechless_since_1998
"Dad! Dad! "
The man smiled at his son and ruffled his hair, "How was your day?"
"We played dragons and knights," the boy explained, holding Tim's hand proudly.
"I was the knight and he was the princess. I slayed the dragon, and now we are going to be married."
"Huh?"
To the confusion of the two adults, Tim explained, "The teacher read us the story of George and the dragon. George defeated the dragon and married the princess."
"Tim was the princess and I was the knight. I freed him so we can get married," Conner said proudly, as Tim nodded beside him.
Words: 1150, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, Tim Drake, Kon-El | Conner Kent
Relationships: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Kon-El | Conner Kent, Dick Grayson & Clark Kent & Alfred Pennyworth & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Post-The Batman (Movie 2022), Tim Drake Joins the Batfamily Early, Jason Todd Joins the Batfamily Early, Alternate Universe - Kindergarten & Pre-school, Kindergarten, Pre-Slash, Gen or Pre-Slash, Crushes, Kid Fic, Kid Tim Drake, Kid Kon-El | Conner Kent, Clark Kent is Kon-El | Conner Kent's Parent, Father-Son Relationship, Cute Kids, Meet-Cute, The Princess Bride References, First Love, Fluff
source https://archiveofourown.org/works/47401126
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fandomisnotsosalty · 2 years
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Fuck Cop Dick Grayson. Give me Kindergarten teacher Dick Grayson. He has the
✨vibes✨
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dick should be a KINDERGARTEN TEACHER not a c*p!!!!!
just!! imagine!!! he's roughed up from a hard fight and the kids ask what's wrong and he's like "I had to fight the monsters in my closet" or something and now the kids think that he runs around fighting all the monsters under their beds to keep them safe (which honestly isn't that far off!!!!)
I'm MANIFESTING (and maybe planning some kindergarten teacher!dick fics too 👀👀👀)
Yes! Him as an acrobat coach and youth counselor was the best. Kindergarten teacher would be a step up
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huilian · 4 years
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JLA/Titans, #2
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hintofcolor · 3 years
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Officer Grayson is outdated and icky
Detective Grayson is on thin ice
May I suggest instead these ideas that would still allow him to be in emergency scenarios and partner with other departments for crossovers:
Fireman Grayson
CSI Grayson
Special Agent Grayson
Child Protective Investigator Grayson
Criminal profiler Grayson
Probation Officer Grayson (I know but I think it would work for him)
I honestly really want him to be a teacher
I think it fits him so well
Like
A gymnastic teacher
A middle school math teacher
A comp sci professor
An acrobatics instructor for little kids
A kindergarten teacher
Literally anything because it fits his character beautifully
And he wouldn’t overwork himself
Going to work durning the day doing his work when he gets home then being able to patrol
Having weekends and summers off
It just works y’know
Anyway
Oh here are the degrees I think dick has so you get where I’m coming from and the schools he got them from
Masters in psychology from Duke
Masters in human behavioral science from Duke
Doctorates in mathematics from Duke
Masters in computer science and software engineering from MIT
Bachelors in education from Duke
Doctorates in Criminal Justice from MIT
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dumbkiri · 4 years
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Fate Changes Final
Parts: [1, 2, 3, 4 ,5, Here ]
Summary: Not every star-crossed couple has to have a tragedy end like Romeo and Juliet. The end of [Name]’s note proves that. 
Pairing: Jason Todd x Female! Reader
Genre: Fluff? Slight angst? 
Word Count: 2.1 k, 6 pages (pretty short)
Warning(s): NONE..for once lol
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A few days later…
“I get why you’re doing it,” Dick walked up from behind [Name], staring up at her Batsuit in a glass enclosure, “although, I will miss you on the field. Nobody really fights like you do.
”[Name] scoffed with a smirk on her face, “Do you ever get bored of complimenting people? Is that a skill others can acquire? I’m very interested.” She turns around with her arms crossed over her chest. Her [e.color] eyes had lost their color. Dick would describe it as a thin film of sadness covering her bright [e.color] hues.
 “If you are interested, I can give you lessons on how to ‘woo’ people.” Dick placed his hands on his hips and smiled down at [Name].
 “Now that you mentioned it, I’m not a simp,” [Name] laughed at Dick’s funny reaction. Her childish laughter echoed in the cold Batcave. 
“I’ll ignore that for now,” Dick’s smile faded away when he redirected his gaze to the enclosure. He never imagined that she would retire from being Batgirl. She didn’t stop fighting crime when Jason died. His death only fueled her. Even after death, Jason was still her motivation. “So what’re you going to do now?”
[Name] sighed and uncrossed her arms and followed Dick’s own pose. She leaned on one leg and rubbed the back of her neck tiredly, “Actually, that’s what I was going to discuss with you guys.”
Dick awaited her response in anticipation. 
“I, uh, got a job as a kindergarten teacher, it’s something I always dreamed of-- well at least, w--when...whatever I don’t have to explain. This is embarrassing enough for me.” [Name] stopped sputtering and ignored the incredulous look she was receiving from her best friend. 
“I can’t believe it!” Dick exclaimed and hunched over from laughter. He held his sides and his body shook with happiness. He straightened up and noticed the deathly glare from the female. He wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes and breathed out, “Wow! The Brave Cardinal is now a kindergarten teacher? I just can’t believe you go from fighting thugs to caring for younglings.”
 [Name] turned her back on Dick and huffed, “Laugh it up, but I want to live a normal life.”
She faced him with a determined look and pointed at herself with a newfound confidence, “I am going to live a normal life and have a normal job. I’ll start a normal family and have normal problems. If I want that then I need to retire being Batgirl.”[Name]’s eyes connected with Dick’s, “And I hope you guys, are fine with that?”
 Dick smiled at [Name] with kindness and with hope, “Of course, all that we ask of you is give us a visit from time to time. Alfred would love some normalcy in his life.”
 “I can manage that,” [Name] giggled and raised her arm up, her hand in a fist. Dick formed his hand into a fist as well and they both bumped their closed hands together,
 “See you soon, Dick Grayson.”
“See you soon, [Name] [L.Name].”
 Three Years Later…
Bruce held the bundle of joy carefully in his arms. He stared at the baby girl with wide eyes as his arms adjusted to a comfortable position. Then he looked up at the mother of the child.
 “Why are you staring at me like that? It’s embarrassing…” [Name] looked away from Bruce with a blush. Her hands fumbling with each other. 
Dick jumped up in excitement while Tim choked on his coffee when they saw The Bruce Wayne holding a child no older than two years old. Dick ran over to Bruce with the biggest smile on his face. He reached out to the baby girl, but Bruce pulled away.
 “Dick, I just got the chance to hold her,” Bruce muttered.
 Dick’s shoulders slumped and he backed away to give [Name] a bone crushing hug. He lifted her off the floor and spun her around. The two of them laughed at the happy situation. Dick finally set [Name] down and asked his questions. “This was the surprise?! How come you didn’t tell us sooner? Where is Henry, I thought he was going to be here too?”
 [Name] chuckled, “Henry had some business with his employees and told me to introduce you all to the new family member.” Her [e.color] eyes looked over to her baby girl. Alfred was helping Tim hold the baby, but Tim was stiff as a statue.
 [Name] looked back at Dick and announced loud enough for everyone to hear, “Her name is [D.Name] Martha Davis. We had trouble with her middle name, but then we thought of Bruce." 
The older woman looked at her mentor with a kind smile, "Henry and I wouldn't have met if you didn't introduce us together. We are so grateful that you did because you guys granted my wish."
 "And what was that?" Tim asked, holding on [D.Name] carefully. He was lolling her to sleep without even noticing it.
 [D.Name]'s [e.color] eyes watched her mother with a certain shine in them. Her [h.color] hair was fluffy and short. People said she was the spitting image of [Name] and the mother couldn't deny.
 [Name] placed her hands on her hips and walked closer to her family, "A normal life." 
……
There's so many things I want to say to you. So many apologies. So many acceptances. I know that moving out of Gotham was something unexpected for you and I knew the news devastated you. I was also feeling the same way. 
We never really got the chance to love each other right. I think we missed those chances. But I'll never forget the fleeting moments between us. They were nice while they lasted, right? 
I missed that Christmas night when Bruce held an event at the manor. You had to attend because you were his ward and you invited me as your date. Everyone was dancing and I remember when you walked up to me with that goofy smile on your face. You asked me if I wanted to dance with you. I declined and your smile just disappeared.
 So later that night before I left the manor, I went into your room to surprise you. I hope you remember this night as much as I do. You opened your door and oh god, you were so surprised. I still remember that funny look on your face. Makes me laugh every time I think about it. 
I asked you if you wanted to dance with me and you happily agreed. You didn't hesitate at all. So you started up the music on your favorite station and what would be our song, Fly Me to The Moon, played. You held me so close that I could smell the faint cologne you had put on earlier. You smelled like chocolate and mint.
 I know you did because all you ate at the party was chocolate and the mint? I still have no idea why mint. We danced almost all night and I ended up staying the night. You let me sleep in your bed even though there were plenty of other guests rooms. You just wouldn't let me go and I wasn't complaining. 
That's when I found out you were Robin and Bruce was Batman. Then for some reason, there was a push. Like someone was telling me to join you two. Fight the bad guys. Bring justice. Enforce fear. You two were the dynamic duo in my eyes. You had this incredible chemistry that I longed for with somebody. That I wanted in a family.
 So I ended up being Batgirl. Those were the days. Fighting crime with Batman and Robin. I thought I was dreaming for some time. But once I got a punch to my face, I knew the pain was real. That I wasn't dreaming. 
You protected me on those patrols. You fought for me. You took bullets for me. Knife wounds. Bruises. You did everything in your power to make sure I was safe. That I would come back. 
I wished I did the same for you. I wasn't there for you in your time of need. I didn't read your letters for weeks because my life in Metropolis was so consuming. I didn't do what you did for me. My guilt consumed me so much that I forgot how to be me.
 I returned to Gotham, but like you said I was too late. I came into the manor with my belongings and Alfred told me Bruce was searching for you. That you ran away to go kill Joker. I waited all night in the living quarters for you to come back home. Bruce returned with nothing. He couldn't find you. 
Then we got a video. I never felt so disgusted with myself. I never felt so hurt watching you be near that maniac. Joker, he was all fun and games. He brainwashed you till the point where you were going to tell him who Batman was.
 I jumped at the sound of the gunshot. I cried at the sound of your body dropping. I fell to my knees at the sound of Joker laughing. 
My heart broke so much that it was beyond repair. I did what I did best after your death. I took out all my anger and frustration on the vermin in Gotham. I took out all my shame and guilt on me. I was keeping watch on Harvey Dent one night and I got a call from Alfred. He was speaking so fast that I couldn't understand him.
 All I got in that sentence was Joker, your name, kill and Batman. Our mentor was going to kill Joker. I sat on the roof for a minute thinking, 'Finally, finally Batman is getting rid of the stupid clown.' He deserved to die. The Joker was nothing, but the darkness in Gotham City. But then I came back to my senses.
 I know, you hate him. You have a damn good reason to. I hate him as well, but we can't dictate who dies and when. We don't have the authority to plan or think how a person should die. So I ran.
 I ran. I jumped. I rolled. I stopped. 
Batman had Joker in his hands. A tight grip on his neck and if Bruce squeezed any harder, he would have killed the deranged clown. I watched on scared. The man who taught us the one important rule was going to break it. He was going to break the rule.
 "We are no better than them!" 
That's what I shouted. That's what got Bruce to release Joker. I was relieved that I stopped him from crossing that line. Because once you do, you can't ever go back.
 I'm sure you heard that Joker died. It wasn't a gruesome death, no. It was a sickness that got him. And I think it's ironic. Joker was a plague in Gotham City. And he died from an illness. He died.
 I lived on for months always dreaming of you. Every time I closed my eyes, I saw you. You were my everything. You were my protector. You were my Romeo. And I was your Juliet. 
Our paths have never touched. Yes, we held hands. We kissed. We hugged. But we never were on the same page. And that is what breaks my heart. We were star-crossed lovers. 
Joker was the one to separate us. He was our outside force. Another reason why I hate him so much. He took you away from me. 
But our love doesn't have to end. Our story doesn't have to end like Romeo and Juliet. I'm not saying we can be lovers. I already said we missed those chances. But what I am saying is that we can still be in each other's lives.
 And I want you to meet somebody. It's been a long time since we last talked. It's been three years? I heard from Dick that you're coming around lately which is great. I often come back to the manor as well.
 I live in Gotham now, close by Wayne Manor for various reasons. The main reason was because of my daughter. She's two years old and if you saw her, is basically, she's the spitting image of me. I want you to meet her.
 It sounds selfish. I know. But you're still a part of my family. You will always be a part of my family.
 I want you to know I love you, Jason Todd. I'll always love you no matter what. And in an alternate universe, I hope that our fate changes. 
Your Juliet, [Name] Davis
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“Hey can you slow down a bit? It’s difficult to run in a dress!” 
“I told you that we were going outside! It’s not my fault you don’t listen!” 
A teenage girl huffed after the male in front of her. His midnight black hair soaking in the sun. His red shirt and black pants showing off his built body. She watched as he stepped over a creek with ease and he turned around just in time to help her hop over it. 
He held her hand gently and smiled at her, “The dress does look good on you though.” 
[Name] blushed and lost her footing. Her body ended up bumping into the boy and they fell onto the flower bed. “Oh, Jason! I’m so sorry about that! These shoes aren’t good with grip and-”
“My god, [Name], do you talk this much when you’re this flustered?” Jason chuckled and reached a tentative hand toward her face. She leaned into his palm and sighed in content while he stared at her. 
“Jason, what are you thinking about?” [Name] questioned staring at the male with worried [e.color] eyes. She adjusted her body on top of him where she sat on his lap still facing him. 
The teenage boy sat up with his hand remaining on her delicate face. His blue eyes reflected the bright blue sky. “I just, I’m glad we’re together. I was afraid that you’d reject me and that your parents would refuse my courting toward you.” 
[Name] grabbed his hand and traced circles on his palm. “Yeah, I’m glad too. I don’t know what I would do if we didn’t have each other.” 
Jason smiled and whispered, “I love you, [Name].” 
She heard his words and stared at him with wide eyes. Then she made the first move. She moved forward and pressed her lips against his own soft ones. [Name] pulled away and noticed the pink tint on his cheeks. 
“Can we do that again?” Jason asked and before he could get another kiss, [Name] stood up and brushed her dress. Then she started running toward the castle where Jason was crowned prince. 
“Only if you can catch me, your majesty!” [Name] laughed running ahead.
Jason had this familiar goofy smile on his face and he jumped to his feet. He proclaimed, “Oh I will and when I do, you won’t regret it!” 
And in an alternate universe, I hope that our fate changes.
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patheticbabie · 9 months
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kindergarten teacher! Dick grayson.
Mr. Grayson. What's this shape called? *The little boy points at the square on the sheet of paper.*
Mr. Grayson's head pops up when he hears his name. He looks around the classroom and then spots little Jamie who's got his hand up. He smiles and makes his way over to the little table Jamie is sat in
"What shape? That's a square buddy. You know who's square shaped? Spongebob"
talk to the muses or get to know more about them and send questions
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jasonswhitetuftofhair · 3 months
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As a kindergarten teacher, that next fic you mentioned of Dick Grayson/reader is now highly anticipated. Cheers!
woah 🥺 not me giggling, squealing n kicking my feet at the concept of someone being excited to read my work.
cheers to you, too, and thank you for this <3
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xxgoblin-dumplingxx · 7 months
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Dick Grayson X Kindergarten teacher please!!!
I don't have a Kindergarten Teacher reader
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codenamed-queenie · 5 years
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Dick: Hey guys, Bruce is trying this new 'Green Initiative' thing--
Jason: *coughs* lost a bet with Hal. *coughs*
Dick: SO we need to reduce our energy usage by 15%.
Dick: Babs. I'm so sorry. That means no more laminating.
Barbara [running Alfred's grocery list through her portable laminator machine at the kitchen counter]: Oh, no, it's fine. It's not the thing that gives me the most pleasure in life.
Barbara [voice cracking]: Interacting with other people. That's what gets me goin'.
Dick: Jason. Steph. You guys gotta lose the chocolate fountain.
Jason: Pfft. What are we supposed to dip our strawberries in, then? Our nacho cheese fountain? That's crazy, man.
Steph: Unless...
Jason: *tosses her a strawberry*
Steph: *dips it in the cheese fountain and takes a bite*
Steph [through a mouthful of food]: *gasps* Grayson, you beautiful b*****d!
Dick: Get rid of them!
Dick: And Tim.
Dick: You can't run that space heater 24/7 anymore!
Tim [choking on air]: SPACE HEATER!?
Tim: Excuse me, this is a ForNax Radiant Comfort System!
Tim: *lifts space heater and sets it on the dining table*
Tim: And her name is Jesinta.
Dick: Okay, well, JESINTA's gotta go!
Tim [whispering]: He didn't mean that, darling.
Dick: *rolls his eyes* Seriously? TURN OFF THE SPACE HEATER!
Tim: NO
Dick: DO IT NOW! That's an order!
Jason: Ooohhh. Dick's using his Scary Voice.
Barbara and Steph: *snicker*
Tim: Yeah, well you don't want to start a battle of the wills with Timothy Drake, because you will emerge from that battle a broken man.
Tim: Not to brag, but I was name-checked in my Kindergarten teacher's suicide note.
Jason: Oh WOW, Timberly.
Steph: You wERE not.
Duke [sitting nearby just trying to find some semblance of enjoyment in his Eggo waffles]: *shakes his head* Someday. SOME. DAY.
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ao3feed-jaydick · 4 years
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3 people make a happy home- Part 1
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by Zeibix
Dick Grayson is a kindergarten teacher whose daily life seems more or less predictable - That's until he bumps into Jason Todd. A single dad full of unconditional love for his daughter but also full of self-doubt. Like kindred spirits, Dick seems to come into Jason's life at just the right time, willing to lend him a hand. - Yet Dick lives with a burning desire of becoming more than just a pillar to lean on.
Words: 2295, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Under the Red Hood, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: Jason Todd, Dick Grayson
Relationships: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd
Additional Tags: jaydick, Alternate Universe - Kindergarten & Pre-school, AU, Jason is a single dad, Dick is a kindergarten teacher, This probably ends up being very gay, Fatherhood made Jason soft
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