#jump off the window

[hydetheghost]

just me or anyone else has the urge to yeet themself straight outta the wondow????

#yeet #jump off a cliff #jump off the window #welppppp #yeeeeeeet #eeeeeeel primo #el primo #no offense but #i just want to sleep #i just want to die #i just want to disappear #cant i just die #cant i just sleep forever

[tagerrkix]

Eden was their ✨disney princess era✨

#it's canon #source: it was revealed to me in a dream #aziraphale being good with reptiles was all part of the ineffable plan #crowley is having the time of his life here #my only regret is that I forgot to include a baby aardvark #but I put ducklings there instead #aardvarks will have to wait #btw the snake aziraphale is holding is my pet snake that died in 2020 #my poor precious baby she was such a sweetheart #she liked to knock the thermometer off the glass and hide it #I was supposed to draw like an ordinary garter snake there buuut #it's MY silly doodle and I get to do what the heck I want with it 👁️👁️ #lmao crowley's brain is really malfunctioning here #guys he's a demon the creature of darkness foul fiend devil serpent #guys he can't get up the lamb is sleeping #somebody save him #there are vicious animals #and she's exp- #*JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW AND FLIES AWAY* #hey where the fuck is the gecko going #aziraphale #good omens fanart #crowley #aziracrow #good omens #ineffable husbands

[dabislittlemouse]

“Everyone is looking at me. Oh, so that's how it feels... If it was such an easy thing to do, then why didn't it happen sooner?!”

THATS WHAT HE SAYS HERE AND I AM REALLY NOT OKAY RN

#touya ive been lookin at you for years baby #I WANNA JUMP OFF THE WINDOW #MY HEARTS NOT READY FOR THIS #fuck- #no he is not dead yet ok #he cant die like this he wont die #dabi #touya todoroki #mha dabi #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mha #bnha #bnha spoilers #bnha 389 #mha 389

[baeshijima]

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HELLODHDGHDJSOANAKAAAAAAAA

#just genshin <3 #THROWS UP I HAVENT WATCHED THE GENSHIN OR HSR HOYOFAIR YET BUT AARGRHRHDGSHHDBDJSGS BARK BARK WOOF SNARL WOOF WOOF #BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS JUMPING OUT THE WINDOW

[cherryjuicegf]

hey do you guys ever think what if yen and jaskier are holding each other like that because they don't know if ciri and geralt are still alive except for a feeling. for all they know all they have left may be each other.

#making a proper post because. #i will jump off the fucking window #the witcher #yennskier #s3 spoilers

[unreal-sundogs]

Yellow Blue and Red :)

#ava the chosen one #ava victim #ava tdl #ava tco #ava the dark lord #avm #animation vs animator #animation vs minecraft #alan becker #alan becker fanart #memes #funny memes #maybe #you may ask why are they naked and i may tell u #i cannat draw clothes #sketch #stickman #why do the color gang has faces and the hollowheads dont? well thats a really good question because- #*accidentally jumps off of a window*

[canaidliafail]

Art lines

ellie x f!reader 🌿

cw: Ellie is lowkey a perv and unhinged and a very obsessive artist // obsessed with you in an artistic way sort of.

I had to get this idea out of my head. Don’t judge me

🔞 MDI🔞

I pretended you were mine, it made me calm babe

••••

The charcoal melted on the rough engre papers and molded into one even shape. Line carved after line etched into a sketch of you.

through that image she felt like she could touch your skin, every plush curve and every bony angle. she took a few steps back to study the proportions scrunching her nose and squinting her eyes, then she moved back close again and got back to her pace losing herself in her art

She felt your naked arms wrap around her exposed neck, lurring her away from her paintings and pulling her into a gentle embrace that soon turned sensual. You nibbled on her ear and she let out a soft moan walking backwards and falling deeper in your arms.

You slid one hand in her pants beneath her underwear and pressed over her heat with the pads of your fingers earning a whimper that turned into a deep moan vibrating through her throat once you pushed deeper, between her folds feeling how wet she was

“Oh ells, so ready for me”

“fuck yeah” she said in a hushed whisper feeling you tease and circle her clit with your fingers with slow gentle movements

“You are so filthy baby”

you cooed in her ear and slid the other hand beneath her shirt feeling her chest and rounding one hand on her nipple, pinching it and teasing it with trained patience

“and you are such a tease” she huffed out in struggle

“Walking around campus in that short fucking skirt”

“You like that one don't you? I see how you look at my ass every time I wear it” you said and pushed one digit in, fingering her now, getting rougher, wanting to be one with her

“It drives me fucking mad” she confessed and as she chased her release her knees gave out on her and she fell on the floor without you there to catch her

her fingers started moving at a faster pace until she came completely undone on her hand. She was sweating and panting in anger. in despair. in longing

she pulled her hand out of her pants and looked at her sticky hands coated in her slick. Her eyes moved up to see the sketch of you taunting her. Mocking her disheveled and pathetic state

“why…”

she whispered and slowly got up walking towards the artwork with heavy steps

“why won’t you look at me”

she growled and smeared the charcoal with her stained hand, cum mixing with paint and slowly drying on the abused paper

#ellie williams x reader #ellie x reader tlou #ellie x reader #ill go jump off a window now thanks

[vrsmnya]

A quick comic of the moment that made me cackle in @per4mancecheck ‘s Figaro HTTYD AU!

#httyd #figaro au #hiccup haddock #snotlout #astrid #i love how you worked dragons into the plot so much #like especially w/ gustav jumping on toothless out the window #and hiccup and astrid zoomin off on toothless #but this sequence GOT me #my art

[chrlvctius]

Sarina my bae where tf are you

#woso #woso community #arsenal #awfc #leah williamson #lionesses #arsenalwfc #leah catherine williamson #leah williamson x reader #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #woso x reader #aston villa #arsenal wfc #aston villa vs arsenal #man #sarina wiegman whwre tf are you #sarina pls #jonas #what the hell #I'm gonna jump off my window rn

[skoulsons]

do u know how much it mean to me. to see this scene in live action.

#im going insane but we knew that already #yall who don’t know the games have seen NOTHING #I will be an absolute wreck tonight #I will biting my limbs off #chewing the carpet #smashing electronics #ripping game disc cartridges apart #jumping out my window #the last of us hbo #joel miller #ellie williams #tlou spoilers

[bullseyelover]

DAREDEVIL BORN AGAIN JOSIE’S SET PHOTOS

Via

#dex’s impact he closed down josie’s LMAO #but i assume this scene is current dd and the ones with karen n foggy r flashbacks #cause the window dex and matt jumped through is boarded off #benjamin poindexter #bullseye #wilson bethel #daredevil #daredevil born again #matt murdock #karen page #foggy nelson #set photos #marvel #mcu #spoilers

[b-a-n-d-e-r]

#coastal tag #ft a friend!! no not the asshole sitting on my car #that fucker almost flew right in my window as soon as I pulled up I had to shoo it off #but immediately someone else pulled in and started feeding it out of their hand lol so I can see why it thought that was a good strategy #do you see the shiny little head in bottom left?🥰 sea friend #(sea lion) #once in that exact place there were like 20 babies and a few adults all swimming around right by shore!!! #but today just a couple adults body surfing in the waves #anyway I'm hearing we.... lost.... to atalanta..... #gonna just turn right back around and drive back to the ocean and jump in I guess #DO BETTER NEXT TIME PLEASE BOYS

[nerosdayinanime]

sabito = dirtbike redneck. you cant convince me otherwise

#fratboy sabito posting #sabito #kny sabito #idk #was suddenly hit w the realization that i think him being a countryboy/redneck kinda crazy is *hot* #[head in hands knees on the floor folded in despair] #i know im southern but this wasnt supposed to happen. it wasnt supposed to be this way. what the fuck man. #sabito & giyuu keep makin me Into shit!! what the fuck!! #i wanna draw him doing wheelies and flips off dirt ramps. doughnuts. taking off his helmet n having dumb lil marks from it. #trying and failing to convince giyuu to drive a dirtbike & instead him getting on a 4wheeler #sab & makomo bullying him for being scared of dirtbikes but not the literal Twice As Big 4wheeler #idk. sabito just seems like a biker in general to me. dirtbikes just got the most 'will do bat shit insane stuff for funsies' vibe to em #all of them are a bit crazy but dirtbikes are Scary crazy. bmx bike tricks but it has a fucking MOTOR why are you doing 20ft leaps and flip #off cliffs what the fuck. #i can see sabito being a little deranged when he gets excited. normal when hes chill but as soon as he sees somethn fun all #sense goes out the window. he needs to be child harnessed to keep him from throwing himself off a wall like 'i could totally make that jump #on one hand giyuu gets life experiences and exposure to making new friends- on the other he has to stop sabito from being #the equivalent of a human lemming trying to throw itself into the hands of death at every waking moment #sabito in turn keeps giyuu from being too boring or being a scardy cat abt things. he also learns the art of 'quiet time' and 'how to Chill #honorable mention of my vague raspy voice sabito hc #kinda slight but v obvious when he raises his voice or yells #i think the sabito brainrot is actually overtaking the giyuu brainrot now. oh no #hes fictional²!! none of this shit [motions to my blog] is canon to him #thasa whole 'nother bitch!! i declare this brainrot Unfounded #wont stop me tho. 'm havin fun

[popsicle-stick]

so anyway, i started blasting

#i would like to thank the beetle for the funniest imagery ever conceived in 1897 #sorry bram your dracula jumping through window has been beaten. by a naked possessed man throwing himself out a window and scampering off #the beetle weekly #the beetle #do not look too long at this drawing......please....... i did not spend any time on it #lottieart

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

if i had a genie lamp id wish for Three Things: 1) spiders stay the fuck away from me & out of my spaces. 2) infinite moneys. 3) draw quickly.

#mainly the Draw Quickly one #i scribble so so so so slow #i could share So Much More if i could do more than one full doodle per night #like that one butterfly!howdy thing where he jumped off the roof? took me all fucking night #im not even exaggerating lmfao it took Hours #i looks at people cranking out a+ doodle posts and im sadly gazing from behind my rain-streaked window a la kermit #except its not rain streaked. i havent seen rain in months i think #absolutely unprompted #oh while im here lemme give a spider update No One asked for #yeah so yesterday the Biggest wolf spider i have Ever seen decided to set up camp in my bathroom. bc of course it did. #i mean that thing was. disturbingly big. freakazoid city. #i had to chase it into the bathtub with my spider-fighting broom #and then i uhhhhhh febreezed it until it couldnt move. #then i washed it down the drain with a high powered jet of shower water #do i feel bad? yes of course. but there was no other way that i could handle. #im assuming that when i go get a Snack right after posting this another spider will be in the hallway or in my bathroom #its summer. unfortunately. there will only be more and more crawling inside #edit: my cat magically Appeared in my room. i stg both of them were out when i closed the door

[robo-dino-puppy]

horizon forbidden west | patterns & effects 2/?

#horizon forbidden west #hfw #hfw patterns #some more cool patterns: #a shot from a specter weapon that aloy picked up (not the specter gauntlet) #closeup of a bellowback's sac with moonlight reflecting off it #light source/structure behind a 'window' in cauldron gemini #triangle lights in ... ummmm ... a ... cauldron lol sorry i don't remember which #probably iota? but they were out of bounds #(rip jump glitch)