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snake-berry · 8 months
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Jon Snow
this is soooo old i drew in it like my first week of portraits but thats my bad for drawing like 20 of these at a time... anyways i rlly struggled w him... making a teenaged boy resemble my ned portrait is not easy work im telling u...
blank blackish borders in place of the normal sigil borders to represent the nights watch :)
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poltoreveur · 4 months
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I can’t fix him but I could fuck him.
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"He just needs therapy." His therapist needs therapy now. He needs exorcism.
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More and more I’m convinced that the international movie category in the Oscars is just made so European movies can have a chance against American movies. Because they can’t line the academy voters pockets as much as American studios, but they can pay more than Latin American, African or Asian movies in general. Yes, I am bitter Society of the snow didn’t win. The only great thing about it was Jonathan Glazer speech. That stuff was king shit. Calling out the occupation in Palestine 🇵🇸 was a king kind of move !
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samwise1548 · 1 year
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I’m v v depressed rn,,,,could I perchance request a little jmart??
I was supposed to be sleeping for a trip tomorrow. But instead I’m trying to cure both your and my depression with a jmart drawing. Here’s a seasonal drawing, hope it helps!
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[ID: A Magnus Archives drawing of Jon and Martin. Martin is a white man with orange hair that’s faded white at the bangs, is wearing a puffy blue winter coat, a red beanie, and cow print pajamas. Jon is a short brown man with dark hair streaked with grey, cat earmuffs, a long black coat, and brown boots. Most of his face is covered by a white scarf. Both men are blushing while holding hands, as they walk together through a snowy path. Snowflakes fall around them. \End ID]
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ibrithir-was-here · 30 days
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Cuz you can’t really see the whole thing on Webtoon, here’s the covers I’ve made for the series I have up + the cover for the redraw of “The Soldier and the Solicitor” I’m working on
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(There's also The Bridal Procession up but I just used a page from the comic for that)
Links if you want to check them out!
Rosemary is for Remembrance
Sunlight and Snowdrops
The Bridal Procession
And I'll add the link to The Solider and the Solicitor once I've got the first chapter up
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awinterrosesstuff · 5 months
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Frozen (2013)
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ladystoneboobs · 1 month
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no of fence to jon snow fans who for some reason care about his exact age, but these discussions just annoy me no end. not only bc there's no way any weirwood flashbacks bran has to rhaegar/lyanna will come with time/datestamps, but also bc there's always comments like this:
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SEVERAL turns of the moon (ie, months)?! have these people never seen a human baby before or just have no concept of their ages? even if we take into account travel time from the toj to wf, meaning jon was not a newborn too fresh out the oven when catelyn and robb arrived, there's still a difference between a newborn and a 3mo and an even bigger difference between those infants and an older baby 5-7mo. there's very good reasons these lines were cut. whatever birthdates can be worked out internally for jon and robb from when they're first mentioned as 15 and 16 don't matter in the end, bc grrm doesn't care about a consistent timeline and the actual text of catelyn's pov and ned's convo with robert about cheating on her should outweigh any guesstimates about jon's official nameday wrt robb's. catelyn may not have cared for jon, but she would sure as hell have noticed his nameday if it came before robb's and made him ned's firstborn. if jon's birthday canonically came before robb's then either ned's cover story would not involve adultery (not impossible for him to sire a bastard before his wedding), or he'd just give jon a new nameday along with his new name to fit the adultery lie. it makes no sense for him to lie about one and not the other, undermining the big lie with a little public clue of his story not adding up. whatever else she was as a stepmother, cat wasn't stupid and a bastard who was actually the eldest son being raised alongside her trueborn heir could be an even bigger insult than whether he was born of adultery or not.
BUT, the unknowability of jon's true birthday is not the only reason this annoys me, it's bc this is all based on the assumption that jon must be older since rhaegar/lyanna ran off together before ned married cat, as if both boys must have been conceived asap as robb canonically was when his parents consummated their marriage. and that's not how human reproduction works! even if you don't understand how fast babies grow in the first year, you should know that people who get pregnant do so through ovulation cycles and a lucky sperm finding an egg and all that, not just immediately getting knocked up as soon as one has p-in-v sex for the first time. not unless you only know mean girls sex ed where if you have sex you will get pregnant and die. (even tho lyanna did die, there's plenty of canon examples where pregnancy did not lead straight to death. also examples of people who did not get pregnant right away and even some who are/were sexually active and childless without always having moon tea on hand.) we can't know how long lyanna was having sex before that sperm+egg match happened or even how long she was with rhaegar before losing her technical virginity. if they were married, doesn't it make sense to think they didn't consummate their relationship until the wedding night either? that's the only leverage there is to ensure a status as wife rather than just mistress.
and while i just said grrm doesn't care about exact timelines and a lot is still foggy surrounding the rebellion and esp rhaegar, there is one timemarker wrt robert's rebellion he voluntarily threw in, time and time again: that stannis was besieged at storm's end for almost a whole year. that siege, which mind you, did not match the duration of the entire war. it only started after robert won his battles at gulltown and summerhall, returned to storm's end, and then went out and lost the battle of ashford, leaving his homeland open to the reachermen. the same siege which only ended when ned made a detour there after the sack of king's landing, before going to the toj. even if lyanna may not have given birth that exact day ned found her, she could only be waiting in that bloody bed for weeks at the most, not months. so if rhaegar knocked her up the very same night he carried her off and jon was still a newborn when ned found her after the siege of storm's end had ended, wouldn't that mean lyanna was pregnant for well over a year? that's not how human pregnancy works either! so, maybe that's proof that jon and robb, whichever order they were actually born in, were actually very close in age as babies, much closer than if they were both conceived asap.
and really, jon's actual birthdate does not matter imho, when he was raised not just as the bastard to robb's trueborn heir, but with robb also known by catelyn and the world as ned's firstborn (which he was, in any case, as jon was ned's nephew by birth). what difference could a birthdate before robb's make (even were there some means of discovery) after ned, cat, and robb are all dead? if one is looking only at his birth parents then he's only a firstborn child on lyanna's side, but definitely a second son on rhaegar's side. maybe he was always meant to be a second son with a not much older half-brother! even if the aegon fka young griff is not in fact rhaegar's son, he'll still be known as aegon vi targaryen, meaning jon will never be known as any father's elder son. if i may reference mean girls again, it's not going to happen.
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floralcyanide · 2 months
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— 𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚌𝚢𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚍𝚎’𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚙-𝚞𝚙 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚙 ੈ✩‧₊˚
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— angst prompts 𖤓 fluff prompts 𖤓 smut prompts part one 𖤓 smut prompts part two —
ੈ✩‧₊˚ hiii! I’ve decided to get my creative juices flowing again in a fun way to get out of my writer’s block. send a prompt and a character/ celeb from my list and I’ll see what I can come up with!
— rules:
𖤓 fic can be any length
𖤓 you must include a prompt (or multiple) and a character/celeb in request
𖤓 if you’re requesting smut, you must be 18+
𖤓 prompts can be in the form of headcanons if I’m not able to think of a plot
— characters/celebs:
𖤓 austin butler
𖤓 cillian murphy
𖤓 bale!bruce wayne [nolanverse batman (2005)]
𖤓 jonathan crane [nolanverse batman (2005)]
𖤓 robert capa [sunshine (2007)]
𖤓 neil lewis [watching the detectives (2007)]
𖤓 raymond leon [in time (2011)]
𖤓 jackson rippner [red eye (2005)]
𖤓 j. robert oppenheimer [oppenheimer (2023)]
𖤓 coriolanus snow [the hunger games universe]
𖤓 tom blyth
𖤓 billy the kid [billy the kid (2022)]
ੈ✩‧₊˚ ask away!
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kent-farm · 4 months
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Every day can be this wonderful.
—Lillian Luthor, Smallville, “Lexmas”
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Recently it snowed all across London, so here's how I think the characters from TMA would find it!
Jon: Goes on about how impractical it is, tells everyone that he's been late to work because of train delays due to ice on the tracks. (He's really late because he stopped to make a snowman.) he keeps going out to "get some air." (everyone thinks he's chainsmoking but really he just wants to look at the snow)
Martin: Absolutely LOVES the snow. He's out initiating snowball fights, he's writing poetry about how 'the earth is covered with a duvet of icy hopes' or something like that.
Tim: Having the time of his life! He's building snow forts and joining Martin in snowball fights.
Sasha: Is also having the time of her life, and is the only reason they managed to build the snow Fort without it falling down.
Basira: Loves the snow, but from a practical point of view it makes doing things really annoying. I feel like she's got a really cool pair of snow boots though.
Daisy: Doesn't like it. Coats are bulky and slippery floors make the chase a pain in the arse to do without falling over.
Elias: Loves it... But always goes on about how "Back in the old days the river (Thames) used to freeze over and we'd go out skating on it!" The old days were the victorian era.
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gayleonofcuy · 4 months
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This is such a funny image because of course Melisandre would stand right at the edge of the wall to prove ~her power~ despite Jon warning her the wind has been known to blow men off, and Jon is just standing behind her glowering. I can practically see Jon "flexing the fingers of his sword arm" as he thinks how easily she could fall and having to stop himself from bodily hauling her back in.
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poltoreveur · 4 months
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I mean, I can fix him.. but do I want to tho?
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pocketramblr · 1 year
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Ask game, please! Dracula AU where Jonathan is a werewolf. It doesn’t end well (well, even sooner) for the count.
Ok love this also we're throwing werewolf lore in a blender to make this work and kinda fit the original novel. Kinda.
1- ok so Bram Stoker was Irish so our dear friend Jonathan is a descendent of Laignech Fáelad and the werewolves of Ossory, though one who's family has been in England for at least several generations now. Also, these are the "astral projection of spirit in the form of wolves" type of werewolves described in Nennius of Bangor's Historia Britonum, similar to the ones Augustine of Hippo say are possible through God to fight evil because uh whatever Christianity thing is going on in Dracula.
2- So when Jonny boy shows up to Transylvania and all the locals are freaked out about something, he looks in his Romanian to English dictionary and sees they're using a word that means either vampire or werewolf. And then he wonders if the Count is a werewolf too, and is curious about how that works here- the only other werewolves he ever knew were his mother and grandfather, but they are tragically long dead since he's an orphan who sees his boss as a parental figure. So when he hears wolves in the woods, he's not too concerned yet. When a woman presses a rosary into his hand, he awkwardly takes it and wonders if she'd be superstitious of him too, if she knew- but he really wants to meet the Count!
3- but then he meets the Count. And the Count does have the ability to somewhat control wolves... But he really also sets them off. They don't like him. And Jonathan? His inner wolf does not like this guy, it's unnatural, it's bad, he wants to bite but!! He can't do that, he's a real lawyer now and Mina would be so disappointed if he used his first customer as a chew toy. So he grins and bears it, wondering if it's just a territory thing, and wondering if the castle is so empty because the rest of the Count's family is out in wolf form. But... Where are the servants or anyone else?
4- Eerily, Jon goes to sleep, and his human body is left behind in his bed while his spirit pops out in wolf form. He can't smell anyone. Just the Count, and three faint scents, but they don't smell human. They don't even smell like real wolves. They smell like long dead corpses. Still nervous, Jon curls up in the corner and tries to get some rest as a wolf.
But then the Count comes in while he's "sleeping", getting close to the bed and frowning at the rosary. Jonathan's spirit werewolf has had enough and just jumps up, lunging on instinct to protect his human form.
A wolf battle commences, but Dracula hasn't had to put up an actual fight in so long, and Jonathan has the power of God and anime on his side so he wins- and the lady vampires drop dead from their connection to the Count. Freaking out about the murder, Jonny returns to his human body and runs.
5- when he returns to the town a day later, ragged and panicked, when the town hears about all four vampires being dead... They throw a party of a "funeral", everyone swears up and down that the Count and his family tragically died of a wolf attack the day before Jonathan got in and he found their bodies when the coach took him to the castle, and he's sent home bewildered but his boss is like "wow that really sucks, I'm sorry you had such a horribly unlucky first case, let's keep you close to home from now on. Also is your hair white now?"
No vampires travel into England, Jonathan is worried that his wolf form now being stark white is a bad omen, but Mina just pets him behind his ears and says she thinks it's cute, oh, also, Lucy wrote her about one Doctor Van Helsing that a friend of hers knows, he heard about the strange wolf attacks in Romania and blamed it on vampires, can you believe?
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dabiconcordia · 4 months
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On Snow A Riddle
From Heaven I fall, though from earth I begin, No lady alive can show such a skin. I'm bright as an angel, and light as a feather, But heavy and dark, when you squeeze me together. Though candour and truth in my aspect I bear, Yet many poor creatures I help to ensnare. Though so much of Heaven appears in my make, The foulest impressions I easily take. My parent and I produce one another, The mother the daughter, the daughter the mother. By Jonathan Swift
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AGoT was absolutely making some big statementsᵀᴹ re deconstructing unrealistic fantasies and how they make tragedies out of children, with Jon, Bran, and Sansa being the main vehicles for this commentary. They are basically three different versions of GRRM’s critique on the genre. All three had built life expectations based on the songs fed to them as children, but had to have those dreams and aspirations (very) violently shattered as they were thrust into a world that didn’t care how it made corpses out of them. They have all been made victims of fantasy’s violence in a tragic process that is believed to be the natural order.
Sansa realizes in time that the songs didn’t paint the full picture. The singers neglected to warn her that not all handsome princes are kind, and not all knights actually understand the contradictions in the vows they swore; some don’t really care to in the first place. She learns that the handsome prince she loves can brutalize her through the very knights who should protect her (an innocent maiden). Though he doesn’t know it yet, it was Bran’s very ideal that almost killed him. He wanted to be Barristan the Bold, a valiant knight of the kingsguard. But it was a member of this “noble” order that tried to murder him (and thus made his hopes and dreams impossible) because he witnessed him betraying the man and institution he swore allegiance to. And Jon, like Bran, wanted to be the valiant hero. He banked on the songs which propagandized the Night’s Watch and their noble exploits. Then he actually joined the watch and came to learn that this “noble” order is an oppressive xenophobic force; and the contradictions presented when the oppressed (a bastard boy with little social status) unwittingly becomes an oppressor (him initially buying into the propaganda that the wildlings shouldn’t be a protected class).
Once all is said and done, all three children are forced to take on roles that couldn’t be farther from what they envisioned. Sansa is a princess hopping from one tower to the other, forced to cater to the whims of abusive men. Bran is a crippled boy who unlocks a magical power that he doesn’t really care for; he wanted to be a knight not a magician for crying out loud! And Jon does become Lord Commander as he wished, but he is utterly depressed and lonely when he’s made to foreswear family ties and drive his friends away once he gains power over them.
But the cool thing is, in the very same way that fantasy is deconstructed through them, it is also reconstructed and given new meaning as they find a place for themselves in the world in spite of their tragedies. Sansa is still a pretty princess in a tower, but she is learning to be her own rescuer and she has managed to retain empathy and kindness in an environment that tried to tell her how futile it would all be. Bran may be crippled and incapable of becoming Brandon the Bold, but he has reinvented what it means to go on the hero’s adventure and he is beginning to build a role as the Prince of the North. And Jon may be a bastard, yet he has somehow become the living embodiment of what it is to be the valiant prince that little children love to dream about.
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