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cemetary-lady · 1 year
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PART I - PHANTOM BLOOD | MASTERLIST
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jonathan joestar
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dio brando
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erina pendleton joestar
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robert e.o. speedwagon
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will a. zeppeli
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passionesolja · 2 years
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Star Wars needed an Robert E.O. Speedwagon figure.
Like Dio Brando out here fake crying because he got caught tryna kill George Joestar. All like “my dad abused me😪I was poor😢 that’s why I set your dog on fire and tried to poison your daddy to death for inheritance money” and Speedwagon is like “bitch I’m a poor Victorian man too with a rough background and I ain’t doing this shit🙄you just born evil”
And there has never been a debate about if Dio’s upbringing meant his actions are justified or understandable because Speedwagon set the record clear. No one has ever said “oh well it’s Dario’s fault that Dio becomes a psychopath vampire”. No, that’s Dio being Dio. That’s Dio’s own choices
Star Wars’ debate on Anakin’s actions would have been shut down if some mf in Star Wars was like “no. Anakin, I also had a a fucked up life. You’re just a bad person”
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Silly Game Time: Do you have any Comfort Characters? Ones where it just makes you happy to see or think about them?
And do you have any CONFRONT Characters? Those ones where you would fight them yourself if you could? (or at least really enjoy seeing or thinking about them finally getting some comeuppance?)
genuinely. Tiziano from jojo's bizzarre adventure part 5. The character in canon is just a minor villain who doesn't get any development but i have to fill in all the blanks with my own headcanons (i really need to finish that fic WIP) BUT the most known trait about em is that Tiziano and Squalo are in love, powercouple out to do murder type of thing. Like, it's difficult to find people who disagree with Squatizi (their ship name), and whenever some clown inevitably comes along with a claim that theyre totally striaght you guys do it's like "HISTORIANS WILL SAY THEY WERE ~VERY GOOD FREINDS~ WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE" And I just like the 'fandom stability' of them, i guess you could call it? Like, I've more recently gotten into a different ship called robovenom (characters Robo-ky and Venom), but the thing is that people who think venom is hot will ship him with people besides robo-ky and its like. obviously its not a problem, ship what you want. but there's a subtle annoyance to that, that I dont get with squatizi. I open the squalo tag and there's tiziano. I open the tiziano tag and there's squalo. I open the robo-ky tag and there's venom. I open the venom tag and it's the venom from spiderman. I open the venom guilty gear tag and WHY ARE YOU SHIPPING HIM WITH ZATO LITERALLY THE POINT OF HIS ARC IS TO LEAVE HIS ABUSER WHY ARE YOU ROMANTICIZING THE LOWEST POINT IN HIS LIFE-
uhh the first half kinda got away from me so. briefly. Not a big fan of Cioccolata and Secco from Jojo's pt 5, they were designed to the the stinkiest most evil mfrs to ever live and araki was very successful in making me hate them and then gutpunching me with Cio's last phonecall.
Also not a big fan of Zato but there's more nuance there. Shoutout to night of knives audio drama and to that guy on twitter who did the new translation that is being hosted on the gg wiki; I have never been more uncomfortable and forlorn while listening to two people literally just talking, every time i read through it i feel like i swallowed multiple rocks.
Also not a big fan of Shun Kazami from the legacy bakugan series. This is literally just personal beef from ~2009. I don't like how Shun was introduced in s2 and i did not have the context of s1 to show me why I should care. I now have the context of s1, but I still think his introduction in s2 was done poorly it's just bad writing okay
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bucciaratix · 3 years
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josuke: aw look at you, getting all emotional with all these candles
rohan: first of all, i'm about to sacrifice you.
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Long Jojo Theories Ramble
Okay so these thoughts have been rattling around in my head and I need to get them out so in this essay I will be discussing:
How I think the arrow works in regards to affecting the soul
How I think "requiem-ing" works
And how I think different stand users sense of self affects their stand abilities
My theories are kinda shaky and just my interpretation of material, however, if any of that interests you hit that read more
Okay so first the information we already know: Stands are a manifestation of the users soul.
So, if you are a normal person, with a normal, non-manifested soul, and you are struck by the arrow, you gain a stand.
But what is actually happening to your soul? Your soul is granted the ability to exist outside of your physical body and manipulate/interact with the physical world.
It also now has the ability to affect other people's souls, but only so far as they're connected to the physical body.
Meaning, when a stand attacks another stand, it wounds the users physical body, showing the connection between body and soul.
Even when stand users attack non-stand-users, the damage is usually done to the physical body.
The major exception to this would be D'arby from part 3 and his ability to put the soul into a puppet. However, I say this still counts because he can only put the soul into the puppet when you've accepted that you've lost, IE accepted that you are going to die and your soul becomes untethered from your physical body. Thus, there is still a physical body connection.
So this leads me into what "requiem-ing" is.
A stand becomes a requiem when the stand itself is hit by the arrow.
Since the arrow grants a person the ability to affect other stand users souls; I think when a stand is struck by the arrow, the stand gains the ability to manipulate any soul, regardless of the physical body.
And how their requiem form affects others souls is dependent on their initial ability.
So Silver Chariot's primary ability is its swordsmanship. When it becomes Chariot Requiem, it has the ability to "cut" the tie between the soul and the body so that the souls may move into other vessels.
Golden Experience has the ability to create life from inanimate objects. When it becomes Golden Experience Requiem, it has the ability to create entire alternate realities and move a person's soul through those realities.
Because of this, I don't think that Killer Queen becomes a Requiem when Kira is hit a second time, Bites the Dust seems to effect time and the physical bodies of the victims more than it does their soul. So a person being hit twice with the arrow would give them just more powers over physical reality, not more power over the soul.
This leads me to how I think a stand user's sense of self affects their stand.
First, I want to point out that there are sort of two "types" of stands.
Stands that are non-verbal, and pretty much only act when their user directs them to, or when they are copying the movements of their user. These stands seem like they are truly just an extension of the user.
And stands who are able to speak, and act on their own, as if they are a separate person.
My theory is that, the more self-assured and introspective you are, the less your stand acts on its own.
So for example, Jotaro is incredibly self assured at almost all times. He's not always right, but he always moves with 100% confidence. So, his stand follows suit.
Meanwhile, Koichi, who is very self conscious, unsure of himself, and nervous, has Echoes Act 3 straight up talk back to him and refuse his orders sometimes.
An odd example would be Mista, who seems very confident and assured of himself. However, I argue that a thought has never entered Mista's head even once. He's not necessarily "assured" in his actions because he just doesn't think about them. So Sex Pistols, who each have their own personalities, wants, and needs, are representative of his fleeting and chaotic thoughts that just jump into his head at any moment. (ADHD king)
The last examples I'll give are of the two requiem stands.
Polnareff has this sort of fake bravado on the outside, but he lacks real confidence and has to attach himself to other people at all times in order to feel a sense of self. (First Sherry, then Dio, then the SDC)
So when his stand gets requiem-ed, Chariot basically goes on a rampage completely out of Pol's control.
Meanwhile Giorno "I will become the head of the Mafia" Giovanna, seems to continue to have control over GE Requiem and uses it to defeat Diavolo very promptly and effectively.
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mylifeisadeceit · 4 years
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Have you ever search a character so you can watch fanart and read headcanons but actually all the headcanons you can find are like "[character's name] and how they have sex" or "[character's name]×reader"?
And you are kinda "why, they are such an interesting character, I would really love to know what people think their day-to-day life would be".
Yeah, I'm talking about Doppio.
He's so interesting and we know so little about him! there are so much think you can speculate about.
Maybe I just haven't search enough? I scrolled for at least two hours in the character's tag but this is not the first time I can find only sexual(/something romanting implied) things about a character.
So I decide to screw up my fucking tumblr and write my horrible headcanons, whit my inglorious english, about something no one cares about.
You know, people don't care about what I post anyway so prepare yourself.
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Oi! Whats up? Just call me Mikey. I’m 15 and I write, no promises I’ll be super active but who knows? Anyways nice meetin ya!
What I’ll write for
★ = current hyperfixation (more likely to do requests) |§| ☆ = something/someone i like writing for
Tokyo Revengers (anime only with a FEW acceptions at times)
Attack on titan
7 Deadly Sins
Jojo’s Bizzarre Adventure (1-7)
Fullmetal Alchemist ★
Soul Eater
Demon slayer
Gorillaz
What I will write
Headcanons ★
Crack fics ★
Scenarios
Prompts
Angst
Fluff ★
Spicy
Comfort
Reverse Comfort ★
What I won’t write
Smut
Pregnancy
Yandere
Non-con anything
Abuse (comfort is fine)
Reader inserts (I’d like everyone to be able to read happily)
Oc x Canon
likely not Canon x canon
Age gaps (sorry probably no oldseph)
Who I find easiest writing for
Manjiro Sano (Mikey)
Baji Keisuke
Josuke Higashikata
Jean Kirstein
Soul Evans
Sasha Braus
Zenitsu Agatsuma
Uzui Tegngen
Sanemi Shinazugawa
Edward Elric
Gyro Zeppeli
Narancia Ghirga
Rules
I’m allowed to deny a request.
I do not have to give an explanation as to why I deny a request
I might not write requests bc of no inspo :/
DNI if: you are ableist, racist, homophobic, or anything similar
Preferably DNI if: You use pronouns such as mew/✨/Cyber, Age Re, Pet re, Xenogenders, (personally it makes me kinda uncomfortable but you do you)
If you’re over 22 id prefer if you didn’t interact all too much but if you like my works you’re welcome to stay ig
If you post nsfw/yandere/dark stuff from time to time you’re fine but please, blogs dedicated to any of these stay off my blog
Other accounts
@guns-n-r0ses - Main
@weirdostyping - Mod Spooder
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teatimeweirdo · 3 years
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~Rules and Requests~
So I’m writing Fanfics,
Requests here: https://teatimeweirdo.tumblr.com/ask
One Last Time (akeshu fanfic series)
+Rules+
-I will not write Yandere-stuff
-I will not write Pedo stuff (i can't believe i have to say this)
-I will write headcanons or one-shots (if you request please specify which one)
-Please don’t be mean when I make spelling mistakes or grammar errors, english is not my native language
+what Fandoms I write for+
I might not write for all the characters you request, Because I'm simply stoopid
Persona 5 (Royal & Strikers) + Persona 3
Jojo’s Bizzarre Adventure
Magi
Baldur's Gate 3
Skyrim + Oblivion
The Owl House
Lord of the Rings
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+Masterlist+
+Genshin Impact+
Xiao with a Human S/O
Scaramouche relationship headcanons II III IV
Kaeya relationship headcanons II
Childe relationship headcanons
Zhongli relationship headcanons
Diluc relationship headcanons
Venti relationship headcanons
Xiao relationship headcanons II
Teddy Bear (scaramouche x reader)
Razor relationship headcanons
Aether relationship headcanons
Scaramouche and sleeping
Scaramouche Comfort
Birthday Headcanons
Scaramouche with a younger sibling (written before the reveal) II
not just a puppet (scaramouche x reader)
electro vision S/O for Kazuha
+Persona 5 (Royal & Strikers)+
Akira relationship headcanons
+Jojo’s Bizzarre Adventure+
Bruabba Fanfic i wrote when i was 15 (do not read)
Polnareff freezing S/O headcanons
Caesar with a worried S/O
+Magi+
Masrur realtionship headcanons
Spartos relationship headcanons
Ja'far realtionship headcanons
Vittel relationship headcanons
Hakuei realtionship headcanons
Letters from Hakuei
Sinbad's suffering brings me joy
Mahad relationship headcanons
+Naruto+
Sakura + Girl Talk (platonic)
Kakashi x Fem! Bookstore owner
+Skyrim+
Dragonborn introducing the Companions to DnD
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cemetary-lady · 1 year
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PART III - STARDUST CRUSADERS | MASTERLIST
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jotaro kujo
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muhammad avdol
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noriaki kakyoin
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jean-pierre polnareff
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DIO
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hol horse
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n'doul
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mariah
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steely dan
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oingo
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yunohawkeye · 4 years
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This is only a small Askbox Opening because I’m going to move soon and live on my own for the first time, so I don’t know how much time I’ll have left for writing.
I’ll take 10 requests in total. 
Headcanon Spots: 3
Scenario Spots: 2
NSFW Alphabet Spots: 5
I’ll write headcanons for up to 3 characters!
For the NSFW Alphabet you can request like this:
6 letters for 1 character
3 letters for 2 characters
2 letters for 3 characters
I’ll write for these fandoms:
One Piece
Final Fantasy 14
JoJo’s Bizzarre Adventure - (Disclaimer!: I only just started part 5, so I’ll only write for Bruno’s gang.)
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noribruno · 2 years
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Btw i think that Risotto Is the type of hunk that seems sad/pissed even during sex.
Like, just imagine his face. Seems like he does not give a shit about everything.
Maybe he go harder, but only of you want, 'cause in the major of cases seems like he's forced, even if he's not and he genuinely loves you.
Doing It with him Is a strange experience, really
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mlmdarkfiction · 5 years
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REQUESTS OPEN
I’m opening the inbox for requests! Feel free to request whatever you wish just make sure you read the Rules before hand. You can either find them on my blog page, or I’ll place them under a read more. 
Happy requesting! <3
Rules
Fandoms:
Overwatch
Creepypasta
Boyfriend to Death
Boyfriend to Death2
Till Death Do Us Part
Pokemon
Fire Emblem (Awakening, Fates, Valentia, Heroes)
Persona 5
Jojo’s Bizzarre Adventure
Osomatsu-san
Until Dawn
Stardew Valley
Slashers (Jason Voorhees, Michael Meyers,  Bubba Sawyer, Billy Loomis, Stu Macher, Brahms Heelshire, ect)
Skyrim
Far Cry 5
Resident Evil 7
Outlast
Mystic Messenger
Inuyasha
Team Fortress 2
Fandomless Monsters
Bo and Vincent Sinclair from House of Wax
PURPLE (Game)
The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice
Dead By Daylight (Killers and Survivors)
Dream Daddy
Kingdom Hearts
tbh there’s probably more stuff, if you’re unsure if I write for it just ask
First things first before sending in a request know that; For REQUESTS I will not write:
Incest
Rape/Noncon
Some Dubious Consent
I will NEVER write:
Underage
Scat fetish
General NSFW, Gore, and Violence are fine for requests. This blog is specifically a mlm blog! Meaning it’s only for male identifying characters, and male identifying reader inserts. Although the main topic tends to be dark versions of characters, horror esq romance, and things like the yandere trop, any type of mlm ask will be answered. Mod himself is a gay transguy. I reserve the right to refuse doing any request sent for my own comfort, although I will almost always tell you I am ignoring your request. Please specify in your request whether you want a drabble or headcanons. Leave drabble request to 2 characters per ask, and headcanons 4 characters per ask. Happy requesting!
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bucciaratix · 3 years
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doctor: here’s your x-ray scan
joseph: ew no i look horrible take another
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maxladcomics · 7 years
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I imagine regular alphys and uf alphys arguing over which is better SAO or Jojo's Bizzarre Adventure.
UF Alphys is THE WORST.
They’re a big fan of Mew Mew: Kissy cutie season 2
At least, that’s my headcanon xD
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cemetary-lady · 1 year
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JOJO'S BIZZARRE ADVENTURE MASTERLIST
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part I - phantom blood
part II - battle tendency
part III - stardust crusaders
part IV - diamond is unbreakable
part V - golden wind / vento aureo
part VI - stone ocean
part VII - steel ball run
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cemetary-lady · 1 year
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PART II - BATTLE TENDENCY | MASTERLIST
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joseph joestar
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caesar zeppeli
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lisa lisa
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suzie q
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kars
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esidisi
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wamuu
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