#prepare yourself

[hunnam]

Chris Pratt as Peter Quill Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

#Chris Pratt #Peter Quill #Guardians of the Galaxy 3 #Guardians of the Galaxy #userdylan #userjimholden #usersam #chrisprattedit #cprattedit #Mine #my giffing of this movie has started #prepare yourself

[gallade-x-treme]

"laios we need to cook"

"but we already ate"

#Delicious in Dungeon #Marcille Donato #Laios Touden #Chilchuck Tims #Senshi of Izganda #PREPARE YOURSELF

[shardkn1ght]

Working on the next part of Hueso raised Leo!

Very happy with how it looks!

#prepare yourself #hueso raise leo au #hueso raised leo #hueso raised leo au #shardk1ght hueso raised leo au #shardk1ght personal #shardk1ght art #rottmnt #save rottmnt #save rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

[thebroccolination]

MANIFESTING ANOTHER ICONIC ROOFTOP KISS FOR KRISTSINGTO

Time for a SOTUS rewatch. :’}

#also for those who don’t know #there’s a deleted version of this kiss that went on longer #they reeeally had to hold back in 2016 #i can’t remember the interview but director aof mentioned that they weren’t allowed to use the word ‘gay’ until fairly recently #(he wasn’t the director of sotus just differentiating him from other aofs) #the deleted kiss is cute as hell by the way #krist is all smiley and blushy and singto just falls over sideways with a swoon #if you haven’t seen kristsingto In Action as a pair before this year #Prepare Yourself #sotus #kongpob x arthit #kongart #kristsingto #krist perawat #singto prachaya

[epidemicreddz]

coming up something dark and malicious

#homestuck #dave strider #davekat #prepare yourself

[navstuffs]

Sprained Ankle

Pairing: Ezio x GN!Reader

Summary: You fall during a chase, hurting your ankle. Ezio ensures he will bring you to safety.

Warnings: this fanfic could have happened during the end of ac 2 or during brotherhood (you choose your ezio lol), protective/worried/comforting ezio, mention of injury, established romance, my own self-indulgent fanfic, curses in italian using a translator

Author's Note: hii! this idea came to me during an unfortunate event in my real life: i sprained my ankle. since im a sucker for protective/comforting tropes, i decided to do a fanfic about it with ezio auditore. i hope you all enjoy!

It was supposed to be an easy job. A simple kill under Ezio's observant eyes. He lets you do it alone for once, watching closely from the top of a building. The mission was easy: use bombs, kill the target, and get away as fast as possible. Everything went well until three lute players appeared out of nowhere, singing at the top of their lungs. Unfortunately, that also attracted the attention of the guards.

Ezio watched hopelessly as you climbed up the building, making your way toward him. You barely have any time to say anything, following Ezio's lead. The guards didn't seem to give up quickly as you two ran away, jumping from building to building. You two had to be incredibly careful since it had rained the whole morning, and the roofs were slippery. After five minutes of fleeing and not hearing any more noises behind you, you look over your shoulder.

"I think we lost them-"

Your foot loses balance, and before Ezio can react, you slip from the four-floor building, and Ezio can hear your body falling to the ground. With his blood turning cold in his veins, Ezio quickly looks for you, not letting any despair fill his mind. You attract some surprised people's looks, but you seem awake. Ezio wastes no time going down the building as fast as he can, his hands trying not to shake. You are alive, he tells himself as a prayer. When he joins you, you seem to struggle to get up, your hands on your ankle.

"Are you fine, tesoro?" Ezio asks, concerned, kneeling at your side. He scans you rapidly as you shake your head.

"My ankle hurts."

Ezio helps you lift your body. As you try to get in two feet, you hiss, the pain in your heel unbearable. You don't say anything, not looking at Ezio.

"Can you walk?"

You nod as Ezio holds you by your hips. On instinct, you pass your arm over his shoulder. You try to give one step and bite your lips, trying not to groan. The pain is too much, but you deny saying anything to Ezio. He realizes that.

"Tesoro, I don't think you can walk."

"I can do this, Ezio," You argue back, cursing inside your mind. And to make matters worse, not far away from there, you start hearing guard's voices looking for you. Those bastardi never gave up?

"There is no time for this. I have to carry you to safety. We need to find you a doctor away from here."

You want to argue more, trying to put more weight into your bad leg and groaning in terrible pain. The guards seem to be getting closer now. You roll your eyes, embarrassed, and agree, not looking directly at Ezio anymore.

"Hold tight," Ezio whispers after he lifts you. You hold onto his neck, trying to decide if you are angry, ashamed, or flustered to let your boyfriend carry you like this "Let's try not to call attention to ourselves."

Maneuvering between the sea of people, you look behind Ezio's back, noticing the guards are close. Ezio feels you tense up and immediately reacts, turning into the first corner. He holds you against his chest, ignoring the curious looks. He can only stop into a doctor once you are out of danger.

Ezio follows through the streets, deep down, wanting to fight those guards. He knows he can't risk with you like this. You don't say anything, breathing on Ezio's neck to calm down.

"You will be alright, amore mio. Nothing will hurt you. I promise you."

You roll your eyes, almost smiling. Only Ezio to say the cheekiest things while you were being pursued. And to make you feel all fuzzy and warm in your chest.

When you are finally away from danger, you tap Ezio's shoulder, telling him he could put you down. Ezio gives you a half-smile and shakes his head.

"Not until the doctor, tesoro."

You try to discuss, but now that the adrenaline is passing, your ankle starts hurting really bad. Finally, Ezio finds a doctor, placing you carefully on the floor. The doctor checks you under Ezio's close supervision.

The doctor affirms you were lucky you only broke your ankle. He covers it with bandages, recommending you rest for a few weeks. You want to protest, but Ezio pays the man, carrying you back to safety.

-x-

When Ezio finally arrives at the safe spot, he places you into bed gently. You aren't pleased; he can see it as you cross your arms, snorting. Ezio takes his hood down, sitting by the bed.

"You look so charming when angry."

"Vai a farti fottere, Ezio," You complain, frustrated at yourself. How could you let this happen? Ezio needed your help. You didn't like it before you met him when he used to do missions alone, but now you were a team.

"Tesoro-" Ezio tries to touch your face. You block him, knowing you are acting childish, but you are so furious with yourself.

Ezio sighs, rubbing your body. He could finally breathe now. Since you fell from the top of that building, all he had on his mind was to bring you to safety. Now that you were there, safe and medicated, he knew he would have to deal with your stubbornness. He knew how you were feeling: you had nurtured him when he got hurt by Savonarola.

Ezio couldn't support even the thought of losing you. He had already passed this with Cristina, and it was so painful.

When he fell in love with you, and you chose the same path as he did to help him with his vengeance, Ezio almost thought of breaking up. The thought of you hurting or dying because of him was too much. He chose to be selfish and keep you close. He knew it was wrong, but the pain of having you away from him was much, much worse. That's why he was training you to be the best Assassin you could be. Luckily you were turning into a cautious, ruthless, and silent Assassin.

He just needed to keep an eye on you until you got better. It was hard for him not to go there and kill those pezzi di merda who dared to hurt you. Or just intermediate. No, he knew you had to do it alone.

"Okay, tesoro. I understand you are hurt. I know you feel this is a step back but look. At least we are alright. You will be back in a couple of weeks, now, how about-" Ezio suddenly changes his tone of voice, which he uses to seduce you. He rubs your upper tights up to your stomach and your arms. He kisses the side of your neck, whispering, "I strip you from those dirty clothes, give you a warm bath, get us a warm soup, and rest together. What do you think, mhm?"

You don't think, simply letting your body reaction answer to him. It was ridiculous, with chills all over your body. Any trace of anger leaves as you melt in his arms. He notices your expression softens and smiles victorious, giving a small bite to your neck, his beard rasping against your skin.

"Fine, fine, you win, Ezio. Take care of me as you want."

"Come si desidera."

Pezzi de Merda = Pieces of Shit Vai a farti fottere = Go fuck yourself Come si desidera = As you wish

MASTERLIST | EZIO'S MASTERLIST

#ezio auditore x you #ezio auditore x reader #ezio x you #ezio x reader #ezio auditore da firenze x reader #ezio auditore da firenze x you #ezio auditore fanfics #ezio auditore imagines #assassins creed fanfics #assassins creed x reader #if you think im done with this man #prepare yourself #i have more 4-5 projects coming for him #and some requests #ezio auditore won't rest with me lol

[xhanisai]

You gave me an evil boop >:[ now im gonna get my revenge

dont worry bby i'll give you (10) more <3

#my asks #PREPARE YOURSELF

[risetherivermoon]

yall dont contact me, hermie death episode is coming out today

#im gonna be fucking insufferable for a while #a long while #prepare yourself #dndads #dndads s2 #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies #dungeons & daddies #me rambling #hermie the unworthy #herman unworthy #hermie unworthy #oakworthy #🍁

[kimmiessimmies]

Winter 08: Consequences (31/56)

Around 3.30 PM, James' phone buzzed. Eagerly hoping it would be Dan, he immediately checked it.

"Hey, I received your messages, all 7 of them, haha. Sorry, I went home with Georgia last night and didn't bring my charger, so my phone died. I'm home now, so if you still urgently need me and are in your room, Hi, neighbour! :D"

James quickly typed back:

"Is Jill there too?"

"Nope, just me."

"Can you come to my room instead? I don't want her coming back and interrupting us because I really want to talk to you alone."

"Alright, just a sec."

It took about a minute, but then Dan came in through their shared bathroom. He smiled a happy smile at James.

"Hey! Are you still buzzing too? Last night might just be the BEST night of my life! That show! And let me tell you, the rest of my night was pretty incredible, too. Having a personal groupie is pretty cool." He beamed.

"I'm happy for you, Dan," James smiled back.

"So why didn't you come back after dropping Sadie off? I really expected you to return, to be honest."

#He'll tell you why not Dan... #Prepare yourself #atoh #ts3 #the sims 3 #sims 3 #sims story #james wyler #daniel lloyd

[fruityfroggy]

ASGKJKUYFG TYSM @anonymocha FOR GIVING ME A DIRECTION TO GO WITH MY RAMBLINGS<3

Anyways…oh Verdigris, I’ve come up with so many extra bits and pieces to her lore in the past month or so and I didn’t really get to talk about her in the first place, so I’m glad that someone’s interested (this is gonna be so long, I can feel it)

First things first, we’ll get the big thing out of the way: her arcane skill. Kind of a big part of her story is how she is a “plant whisperer”, which means that she’s able to hear the voices of plants and therefore communicate with them. This made her form a prominent sense of empathy for plants, as they are unheard by everyone except her.

(Now, a lot of the things I’ll mention about Verdigris will make a lot more sense)

So a fun little fact is that plants have a “way of speaking” that sounds more poetic than your normal speech, since they’re just describing things based off of what they know from nature. And because of her arcane skill, Verdigris does talk like them a little (which just comes off as being poetic/dramatic). Another thing that comes with this “way of speaking” are “Titles of the Plants”, which is the thing that you remind the plants of, that they therefore refer to you by (Vertin is “The Wandering Wind”, Sonetto is “The Shade in Daylight”, etc).

Why am I mentioning this? Well but of course it’s for yuri reasons! Because this is the perfect way for Verdigris to subtly and sapphic-ly pine for a certain arcanist by the title: Ray of Sun (and who this refers to is not disclosed). She mentions this “Ray of Sun” quite frequently in her diary, which I’d imagine could be one of those pages of text you can find between stages, as well as in her intimacy voiceline (which I haven’t written, but we can imagine, okay).

Anywho…when it comes to interacting with other arcanists, Verdigris is very much the most likeable out of my three ocs here (she’s just a cinnamon roll, not toxic or hard to communicate with). So she gets along with basically everyone in the suitcase. Chaotic or calm, she’s patient enough to talk to them. Tho she’s the closest with Lilya I’d say, since they’re bonding over a shared language/heritage and shut up, it’s adorable. Especially since Verdigris didn’t have anyone to speak Russian to for a long time (she lived in Spain, that’s why) and Russian was her mother’s language (she never got to meet her, so it holds special significance to her (things are getting angsty haha)). This problem was the whole reason she created her own critters actually. But hey, now she has someone and the vibes are good again.

As for their dynamic, it’s obvious that they have a “balancing each other out” situation, and I like to call it “Lilya and her designated driver” as a joke. But truthfully, Verdigris is surprisingly down with most of her shenanigans and no one understands why. Lilya kinda just wants to show Verdigris all the “fun stuff” she usually does, and she just goes along with it while some of the other arcanists watch them in horror (they’re just having a good time tho). When Verdigris is busy, Lilya would go visit her workshop to see what she’s doing like: "What you making, Verdie?:]" (she finds it interesting).

Considering what she does, I feel like Verdigris would probably be crossing paths with Medpoc kinda often as well (hehe). Verdigris just isn’t super affected by Medpoc’s hostility, and still treats them very well after getting yelled at. Once they warm up to her tho, she kinda becomes their emotional support (aka the person they rant to while she hands them a cookie or smth), and they’d pass out together while working across from each other, since neither of them remember to sleep (or do anything else).

I also think that she could help Shamane repair and/or upgrade his mechanical arm (since that’s kinda her specialty), and in turn gain a new father figure. Shamane would definitely like her Dendrogues and greet them when he sees them hopping around as well.

Some honourable mentions are the other calm healers (Dikke and Tooth Fairy). Dikke would grow fond of Verdigris for how fair and thoughtful is, but she'd tell her to not be so tolerant of everything. As for her and Tooth Fairy’s situation, they actually have pretty similar vibes, so they’d probably do some somewhat questionable things together that aren’t so questionable if they’re doing it, like baking together (there’s definitely no tooth fairies in the muffins they’re making, don’t question the taste of plums) and going out into the forest to look for teeth.

Oh right! Verdigris also has a small interaction with Pristine after implanting the new heart she made for her, since Pristine’s original heart (crystal) is the thing that makes her body possessable to Arcana (there’s some context from this post that is needed to understand what I’m talking about). This is a big plot point in Pristine’s story, so guess who’s growing attached to Verdigris. Yeah, she kinda just follows her around whenever she sees her from there on out, maybe even tugs on her sleeve saying “Where art thou headed to? Let me go with thee!” (Welcome to motherhood, Verdigris!)

#holy shit I’m finished #long post #prepare yourself #FOR AN INFO DUMPPP #THAT MAY NOT BE FULLY COHERENT #and I forgot how bad I was at explaining things so #we’ll make do #sorry that there’s not as much lore as there is interaction descriptions #I just wanted to make room for the dynamics she has with other arcanists #and it still ended up rlly long so more lore will have to be for another time #Verdigris is just everyone's emotional support friend #they're all going to her for their woes #comforting little Victorian lady will make it all better #reverse 1999 oc #r1999 oc #verdigris r1999 #can you tell that I ship her with quite a few characters? is it obvious? #I tried to keep all of these fairly platonic vibes tho #but there is one character she is actually pining for #oc lore

[boinin]

Blue Lock Volume 14 Omake

#omakes are now entering their uniform era #prepare yourself #(for my rambling when we get to kngi/barou) #blue lock #bllk #blue lock manga #bllk manga #bllk vol 14 #blue lock volume 14 #omake #bllk omake #mine #isagi yoichi

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

Mortal Kombat (C), 1995 New Line Cinema

#mortal kombat I #mk movie #mortal kombat (1995) #Mortal Kombat (C) 1995 New Line Cinema #New Line Cinema #Scorpion #Goro #Kano #sonya blade #Johnny Cage #Liu Kang #Sub-zero #Rayden #prepare yourself #video games #poster #movies #90's #90's movies #1995

[skruffie]

THIS MEANS WAR @vaguely-art

#PREPARE YOURSELF

[thatjayjustice]

Bangkok Pride was so amazing, I don't even know what to share first 😭 I loved every single moment of it. So much queer joy and so much love and kindness. I made so many new friends, I'm so grateful to be part of this community  🙏🏿❤🏳‍🌈 alt text: a dark skinned Black person with curly hair wearing a black N95 mask, a strapless rainbow dress, sitting in an electric wheelchair with a black headrest, holding a rainbow fan in front of a rainbow backdrop that says Love Wins, Bangkok Pride

#Bangkok Pride #Bangkok Pride 2023 #I met so many queer nerds!!! #YAY FRIENDS IN MY TIME ZONE AT LAST LOL #prepare yourself #pride posts are coming

[adrixagr]

Teaser for chapter 24 of Daylight on Ao3.

#avatar the way of water #jake sully #quarjake #avatar #colonel miles quaritch #mature fic #fanfic #this will have a tone of angst but what’s new at this point #prepare yourself

[the-spam-specialist]

WOW that is a lot of new followers. I genuinely didn’t think my Kirby fic would pop off so much. Thank you so much!!! <3

Uh, hi! I’m Amber. I’ve liked Kirby for awhile, played a few of the games growing up, but Return to Dream Land Deluxe REALLY got me into it. It’s my new favorite Kirby game (sorry Forgotten Land) and my favorite character is Magolor (tho I really love Meta Knight and Kirby himself). 

With how much people liked Dream Rain, I guess it’ll be in everyone’s best interest to write up a sequel? After all, what are Kirby and Magolor going to do while it’s raining out?

It could rain like this all night. And the conditions aren’t safe for the Starcutter to sail through to pick up Magolor. 

It looks like Magolor just might have to stay the night. Kirby talks about a “sleepover.” Except...Magolor doesn’t know what that is. 

#kirby #kirby fandom #kirby fanfic #kirby fanfiction #prepare yourself #more fluff is on the way #magolor