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euaxel · 3 years

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heyyy, eonia. i’m reid, i’m twenty-three, still can’t read, and all i know about pjo is that it fucking rocks and the protag has the same learning disabilities that i do! also, i picked hypnos for this punk mainly to be mean to him and because in the hades game hypnos bullies me every time i die and i’m kiiiinda into it. hmu on discord one on one for the best plotting experience, but i’ll be around plenty to bug y’all in the gc too. you can read about bastard boy number one right here and under the cut we’ll get down to business.

⟨ ELLIOT FLETCHER. TRANS MALE. HE/HIM. ⟩ though the mist might prevent some from seeing it, AXEL EVERETT is actually a descendent of H Y P N O S. it’s still a question of whether or not the TWENTY-TWO year old VIDEO GAME DEVELOPMENT & COMBAT TACTICS MAJOR from BROOKLYN, USA has taken after their godly parent completely, but the demigod is still known to be quite WITTY & SELF-DEPRICATING.

be advised, axel’s a pretty heavy character. i’m gonna keep it brief for the bio & need-to-knows, tag around the parts with bold applicable triggers so you can skip around as needed, and tag this post accordingly, but just let me know if i miss anything and i’ll fix it & be safe reading. godspeed and i apologize in advance for bringing you all my personal punching bag as my first muse.

the main triggers that are gonna come up are: parental abuse, alcoholism * major, mentions of bullying, drowning * major, religious trauma, and drug abuse with some harder drugs ( particularly, weed, pills and cocaine / nothing with needles. )

general stats.

— full name , axel harley everett. — nicknames/alias , axe, ax, wolverine jr, tyler durden jr, trouble, Who? - every professor he’s ever had. — house, hypnos and mad about it. — age, 22, as of today. also mad about it. — gender, trans male. — pronouns, he/him. — sexual orientation, bisexual with a somewhat heavy masc lean. — d.o.b, january 1st, 1999. ( generally unknown to anyone but maybe siblings, he will probably lie and say Nobody Knows... I Just Am unless he really fucks with you. ) — hometown,

phys.

— height, 5′0ft even. furious about it. — eyes, brown. — hair, brown. — face claim, elliot fletcher.

misc.

— zodiac, capricorn. — alignment, chaotic good. — character inspo, lip gallagher, steve rogers ( young ), ellie from tlou1, logan howlett, stiles stilinski ( if anyone says shit i will scream ), probably someone from euphoria but i’m too scared to watch that, peter parker ( andrew garfield ), shinsou hitoshi, finn mertens, marceline the vampire queen, dipper pines, this is all over the place but it’s there. — most played spotify songs, passion for publication by anarbor, sober haha jk unless by hospital bracelet, nobody by mitski, class of 2013 by mitski, king princess’ cover of monster from adventure time, way too much phoebe bridgers, in love or whatever by future teens, and the entire front bottoms discography but especially in sickness & in flames with the hard way & bus beat well at the top of his loop. — aesthetics, bloody knuckles, left open and tipped over prescription bottles, walking on the carpet with socks to get that tingly feeling, skateboarding inside, dozing off at the bar, tangled legs in messy sheets, ten pillows on a twin sized mattress, laying down in the shower, brian sella’s cracky singing voice.

bio.

— axel was born and raised in brooklyn, new york, and he was claimed at thirteen, on his thirteenth birthday, by hypnos. — the day he was claimed, axel ceased contact with his human mother and his step-dad, and he attended a camp for half-bloods that wasn’t far from home. he spent his adolescence there year round for safety from monsters at home and abroad, then moved on to eonia. — ( parental abuse tw, drowning tw begin ) i don’t want to be too graphic here so i’m going to plainly say that axel’s mother was a very, very bad person, and the man she married was absent at his best, physically abusive at worst. axel’s powers ( hypnokinesis, namely ) were potent and difficult to control at a young age, and as a deeply religious catholic woman, this scared his mother and influenced most of the animosity in their relationship. she was convinced that the defensive visions he created and his ability to put her to sleep ( an attempt to help her, on his end; insomnia plagued her and later, it would him, too ) were of demonic origin, and tried to drown him more than once; cleansing, she claimed. the worst instance was the day he was claimed, actually — new years day, 2012; his life was saved by hypnos, and that was the last he saw of her. ( parental abuse tw, drowning tw end. ) — that said, he’s a little ( very ) hydrophobic. poseidon kids do NOT fucking interact ( i’m kidding. kind of. he Will avoid a little though ) — anyway! moving on. all of this aside, axel did his best to put his past behind him, and he was actually super stoked to learn that his powers came from somewhere good and that there was places out there for kids like him; to learn he wasn’t any kind of monster. ( still working on believing that, though.. marcelines monster.mp3 right here ) — he’s less stoked when he starts having trouble falling asleep, and really, it feels like a more cruel twist than any other fate has thrown at him ( his upbringing was chock full of mean twists, so that’s saying something ); and really, it’s more like insomnia just full on kicks in, but he can put other people to sleep. great, right? whatever, though — combat classes are kickass and he’s surrounded by babes that think he’s hilarious so things could be totally, way worse. — ( bullying tw (brief) ) for the most part, axel was pretty well liked among his peers. he was bullied as a young kid (pre-claim), but he bit back and he bit back hard, and sure, some of that followed him into his teen years but he’s more confident by then; less fun to poke at, and absolutely unhinged when provoked, so people learn better of it. the only real lasting effect was one instant that hit him a little too deep in the inferiority, when he was seventeen — he fell in love with a girl, told her that, and found himself at the end of a very mean spirited prank. he shook it off like he did anything else, or at least — he told himself he did, even if the hurt hit him somewhere a little too deep rooted ( ie. being god’s most unlovable son would naturally land him here, right? ) love’s kinda stupid anyways, so what the hell, right? (bullying tw end.)

— ( alcoholism tw, drug use tw begin ) this is already obscenely long so i’m just going to keep it to the point here and say he began drinking when he was sneaking booze in to camp at fifteen, and it just never stopped there. he’s also a massive stoner, which is all well, harmless and good for the most part; he’s always grinning, half-lidded, and has a room full of smoke at any given time. it’s the pills that do him in, and he did them at first just so he could get some shut eye, and... well. after that, because he’s dependent on them. but he keeps this part under wraps for the most part; it doesn’t have to be anyone’s problem but his, and it’s not a problem until it is one. partying’s fun, so is coke; so is taking a few too many xan’s, mdma. ( alcoholism tw, drug use tw end )

FUN FACTS!!!

— i swear he is not as doom and gloom as he sounds from the bio, and yeah, writing that made me so sad i feel like we absolutely must hone in on the fun and cute things about him!?! — he loves dnd. he can talk about it for HOURS and if you let him, he absolutely will. — adventure time makes him cry. he’s a baby don’t let him fool you. — very into cryptids, aliens, horror stories, conspiracy theories, in love with ryan from watcher, wanna be shane medej. — he loves to draw! the one thing he loves about his power is what it’s done for his imagination, and sure, he mostly draws horror things, but it’s why he went into video game development. he wants to be a concept artist. — his double major is in combat tactics because he loves fighting. he thinks it’s so fun. he’s a little nuts, actually — i mean, get hit in the face and come up grinning. all he’s ever wanted is to run a fight club and be the shortest, baddest little bitch on the planet. — he tends to nod off in weird places because he doesn’t sleep enough at night, which is sad, but; he can seriously fall asleep anywhere. standing up, in a tree, you name it. — he’s a hobby musician! he loves singing and playing guitar. — he’s a huge flirt. — loves to scare people. he’s harmless, though. like, honestly. he might make you think you’re seeing a walking toadstool but he’ll probably apologize later. — he’s very much a singing in the shower type? — clothes thief. friends and significant others beware. — actually, just kind of a thief? but of weird, little things. like, just the left shoe. puts them in a little corner in his room that he has set up like an exhibit. “things you thought you lost lol” is written on the whiteboard on the wall above it. he likes collecting rocks too. he’s a little freak!! — he’s better at the memory retrieval part of his power than the rest. naturally, as this mostly applies for other people.

WANTED CONNECTIONS. im literally so tired of hearing myself talk...

friends/squad. self explanatory!!! he’s friendly, a class clown, and a loyal friend through and through; he’s also adaptable, and his demeanor is very relaxed and inviting. he’s probably gonna have 2-3 people that he’s really close with, and he’d do quite literally anything for them. seriously, don’t tempt him. a best friend. so this is kind of vague but. i’d really love for him to have one person that is just a tier above the rest? they’d know things about him that are like pulling teeth to find out ( aka, anything deeper than his most recommended podcasts and loudmouth opinions on non important things ), someone who will call him on his shit, and maybe take care of his stupid little self when he gets too fucked up, because they’d be someone he trusts enough to let them. enemies? he probably gets along with most people until given a reason not to? but he is a loud mouth and if one of his friends gets into drama, he will stick his nose where it doesn’t belong and he will throw hands, so it could happen.

harmless rivalries. maybe even steamy ones. he’s a little shit and he likes banter so, so, so much? if given the opportunity and if someone rubs him a certain type of way, he’s so not above being a menace, although never super maliciously. just, you know, annoying the shit out of them on purpose, for fun. he’s also not above blowing a few kisses their way.

current hookups. self explanatory too. he’s a little harlot. HFBHVFNJ. it’s gonna be kinda hard to go beyond sex with him because he’s very deep in his own insecurity but he does catch feelings, he’s just mad about it when he does. i’m mostly gonna go off chem for that though! an ex. could be on friendly terms? but, it should be noted that he could’ve ghosted someone too; or pulled from the relationship when things got serious and he couldn’t choke out that ‘i love you’, even if he felt it. worse, if he did choke it out, but they didn’t feel the same way. siblings. hypnos kids he is gonna be so protective of all of u... family is hard for axel, i’m ngl, but he really wants one is the tragedy of it all, i guess? so he just really wants to be a good brother. he thinks hypnos is kind of a dick for making him but he tries not to fault him for his existence. fuck u dad i dont wanna be alive feels a little unfair. HDBHFDSJ. anyways he’s a good brother even if he is absolutely so reckless and terrifying in regards to himself but his siblings. his siblings he will do anything for. ALSO!!! FOUND FAMILY!!!! it would be kinda nice if he bonded with someone a little older maybe, could be outside of the hypnos house even, someone he’s kind of a bratty-little-brother type with.... or bratty older brother that takes your things and makes you laugh, y’know.

PERSONALITY. just tacking this part of the app on at the end too to highlight parts that i think are important for understanding who he is, and just so it’s all in one place!

toothy grins, half-lidded eyes, and keepin’ them laughing is what it’s all about, baby. axel walks with more confidence in his posture than he’s earned ( or claimed, for that matter ), and it’s the backbone of what gets him by. he’s a glowing example of the fake it ‘til you make it mentality, and he knows what he wants, usually how to get it, and doesn’t mind letting you know that. there’s an ever present mischievous glint in his eyes that says more about what to expect from him than he does, and that’s still not much? he likes to have fun, and there isn’t a whole lot of regard for righteousness or responsibility on his end, but hey! it’s usually only ever at his own expense, so what’s the damage? he’s an absolute clown and he knows it.

axel loves people. he does — you might not guess that with how elusive he is, but it’s true. there’s nothing he likes more than a good conversation with someone interesting, or maybe not even then; if there’s a sparkle in you, he’ll see it. ( might even draw it, not that you’d ever know. ) he’s warm, loyal, compassionate, relaxed, and understanding; and none of that is at the cost of being passive, or lacking passion.

as long as the vibes are right, he’s happy to just be; though, he’s known to have a fuse for certain provocations, and will jump readily at chance to fight in someone else’s honor. also, it’s not unlike him to spar for the sake of sparring; but that’s all in good fun, no worries.

there’s no way to sugarcoat it — axel has an inferiority complex. where that stems from is something he’s more self-aware of than he’s willing to admit, but he doesn’t have the patience or the will to dissect it; much less do anything about it, and he’s as bull-headed as they come — especially regarding anything related to the psyche. how much this impacts his demeanor and relationships with others varies on the situation, but one constant is that he’s going to retreat before things get bad; even if ‘things are getting bad’ exists only as his own paranoia-born hypothetical.

things can’t go bad if you don’t let them, and he’s content to keep it that way; even if it means being stuck in the stasis of missed opportunities. it’s when he’s retreating into himself that he can get irritable, anxious, jumpy; secretive, defensive, even. he’s personable until he isn’t, essentially.

#euintro #ik elliots like 5'7 but i've never let this kid be taller than me and i will not start now #parental abuse tw #bullying tw #drug use tw #alcoholism tw #drowning tw #religious trauma tw #jesus christ whats wrong with me #anyway who wants him #Because I Dont #anyway im not fucking proofreading it JBFGHBFJFBDJSKNMA im so sorry this is a monster in length

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dolphin-enthusiast · 4 years

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hello my lovely morgy 💌🍄✨ ahhhh i apologize for my lateness today, it was busy and quite stressful in the end, but i'm ok!! sadly this is going to be shorter because i'm exhausted after some events from a few hours ago (plus it's 0:19 here hehe) how are you?? i hope well, oh, and i hope you enjoyed the time at your nonna's house, and if not, at least you're back home!! 🌺💫 (1/4)

"i got checked out and the nice doctors gave me medicines for my illness, so i'm feeling much much better physically!! and i'm so happy that i didn't get stuck in the hospital again!! my lovely neighbor, who was a farmer in his homeland, has a quite sizable vegetable garden that he built last year, and he gave me some of the produce from his first harvest!! i thought that it was such a sweet gesture! (2/4)

i plan on writing a "thank you" letter and making some lovely buccellati for cookies for him!! ahhh i feel that you would love them, since everyone who has tried them always asks for more hehe!! 🌟 oh, and i got to practice my dancing because i haven't since i was last in the hospital,, so i was a teensy bit rusty at first but i soon got back into it 💗 plus, my cats came to cheer me on ☀ (3/4)

i also watched a film with my sis and papa,, it was some action movie about an invasion and it reminded me that for a short time when i was younger, i wanted to join the military!! it sounds really funny to me now since all my health issues would actually exempt me,, i was an ambitious child 🌛 (4/ 4̶ 5)

well, i hope you get enough rest, and take care of yourself!! i'll be back tomorrow with longer writings and lots of love as always 💞 mamma mia,, i almost forgot!!! thanks for looking out for me like always ❤❤❤ - lots and lots and lots and lots and LOTS of love, your adoring waifu 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘 ps: oh, we could maybe play minecraft sometime?? 😳😳💓 (5/5)"

Do not fret darling for i myself am once again late at answering ur letter since yesterday evening after i came back from my grandma's (it did go well btw👁️👁️) for the first time in Y E A R S i crashed out of exhaustion like i deadass sleeped from 10 pm to almost 2 fucking pm today which is like a rarity for my insomniac ass fndhdnns but the excessive heat and the fact that i slept like 1 hr and 30 min before i visited my grandma got to me ig🤡👌(fun fact i havent properly slept a full night since i was in 4th grade)

Rant aside, im very happy to hear ur all well and have been able to practice dancing and stuff...i myself was very into learning choreos for some reason when i was little and h o l y s h i t I TOO WANTED TO JOIN THE MILITARY? I ALMOST ENDED UP APPLYING TO A MILITARY SCHOOL 2 YEARS AGO JDUCHDDFBDH we t w i n n i n g darling😳😳😳😳

Im also amazed once again at how ppl always give u stuff but then again why wouldnt they 😩😩😩 im p sure ur cookies r marvelous as well👀👁️👀👁️👀👁️

And one last thing: the final paragraph of ur letter made me w o k e ahdjsjs what if i put my mc bed next to urs...haha jk...u n l e s s?👀

#also once again ur cursed wholesome memes were god tier darlin😳😳#the confessional #i was acc between schleep and woke when i replied to u then dkdhshsj

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ilovetowritebutwhohastime · 6 years

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it feels like it's been forever since I read your au ahh. I had to move to a brand new city (which I don't like) and I got rejected from a college that I applied to and so everything has been so stressful and hence I missed like every update after the 11th one I think. I'm so glad I can now catch up to them and tbh reading this au made me feel so much better ❤️❤️❤️ there are so many things happening omg and I have so much to write sorry for the long message ❤️❤️ (1/4) - 🍑

1. tae bby ❤️❤️❤️ I hate how he’s feeling excluded and because of the horrible parents of jk he now has to hide himself and its probably going to get even worse :((( 2. jks parents piss me the fuck off I want to fight I want to fight SOOOOOOOOOO badddd I will literally go over there and fight. they make me so mad!!!!! how dare they even think of experimenting on soulmate!!!! experimenting on humans or animals is just so wrong THEY ARE LIVING BEINGS AND THAT IS CONSIDERED ABUSE!!! (2/4) - 🍑3. I’m happy they’re going on that trip to rio but in your caption you were like ‘I’m sure nothing bad will happen’ LIESSSSSSSSSSS SOMETHING IS GOING TO GO WRONG FOR SURE FJWBDJ IM WORRIED AND SCARED MY PRECIOUS BABIES 4. OKAY BUT ZENDAYA IS SUCH A MOOD. I LOVE HER SO MUCH I CANT WAIT FOR HER TO GET A SOULMATE. (¾) - 🍑5. I HOPE TAEKOOK CAN FORM THEIR OWN BOND. I hate how they’re are distant, they both obviously have a different kind of bond like how vmin have a different bond and jikook have a different bond they’re all different from each other and I hope they can realise this and start liking each other. 6. I HAVENT LISTENED OR WATCHED FAKE LOVE YET I’VE BEEN BUSY WITH THE MOVE AND I DIDN’T HAVE INTERNET IM SCARED BUT EXCITED IDK HOW TO FEEL ANYMORE I JUST KNOW THAT I WILL BE SHOOKETH AS FUCK (4/4) - 🍑

I am so sorry things have been so stressful for you. I hope they are better now? And more settled at least. Tae is feeling excluded but things will get better (after getting much worse). JK’s parents are the worst, and they’re about to show that. It will be bad news for awhile. Zendaya is amazing…I love her too.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY LISTEN TO THE ALBUM! IMMEDIATELY! Seiously, it’s so good. I’m not exaggerating at all. Not even a little. REALLY REALLY GOOD! Hope all is well now for you, finally!

💖💛💙

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thestaffofgrayson · 6 years

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1-100 for the unusual asks, you meme lord

Mmmmkay so I cant help being sassy but also wanna give a real answer so we gonna do this -> Anything in parenthesis is a real answer everything else is sass central station

1) Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? Im a dank soundcloud rapper check out my soundcloud at nobodycares540.soundcloud.fuck (I dont really use any of em tbh)

2) is your room messy or clean? *glances over* clean (m e s s y)

3) what color are your eyes? All 16 of em are different colors actually (blue)

4) do you like your name? why? No because its not Jojo (Yes!!! Love the name Perrin gonna be honest)

5) what is your relationship status? *sets status to its complicated* you could say im a bit of a player (deathly single)

6) describe your personality in 3 words or less? Im sorry who? (Described meme lord)

7) what color hair do you have? Minecraft Steve Brown (Ver Ver Pink)

8) what kind of car do you drive? color? No I run like sonic next question (nope fuck driving fuck boulder)

9) where do you shop? Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh (For what Next question)

10) how would you describe your style? Goku Black cosplay (Goku Black cosplay)

11) favorite social media account? The one with the Z U C C (Tumblr fuck snapchat)

12) what size bed do you have? Uuuummmmmmm my size OBVIOUSLY next questions (Dont know tbh queen maybe?)

13) any siblings? Little shit brother (thats not even a joke)

14) if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? Why this world fuck you what about mars (uuuuhhhhhh no idea gonna be honest)

15) favorite snapchat filter? Oh man! Love this one altho its not well known what ya gotta do is hit the delete button and when it asks if youre sure say yes :D (they change so often I dont pay attention)

16) favorite makeup brand(s)? Whatever it is Genji uses as eyeliner (dooont wear makeup)

17) how many times a week do you shower? I get clean by rolling around in the snow so maybe like 3 times a year (depends usually once a day with exceptions)

18) favorite tv show? I dont watch tv I AM the tv (The Office or if its Anime then Jojos Bizarre Adventure)

19) shoe size? M Y S I Z E (size 10)

20) how tall are you? hOWs ThE wEaTHEr dOwnTHeRe (5′9 - 5′11 somewhere in there)

21) sandals or sneakers? Gadget Shoes (legit those are cool but sneakers)

22) do you go to the gym? I think theeessseeee muscles speak for themselves (nope but I do martial arts)

23) describe your dream date Killing all mortals and achieving a state beyond that of a god (iiiii dont know I dont really see myself going on a date)

24) how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? Why do YOU wanna know (no really why tho)

25) what color socks are you wearing? Well I’m at home on the sofa playing sonic the hedgehog and typing up responses to an ask on tumblr that about 5 people are gonna see. That being said, Dragon Ball orange. (not wearing em but I have a fuzzy pair of polar bear socks my friend Ana sent me that I love!)

26) how many pillows do you sleep with? Wait what do you mean not everyone sleeps with 25 pillows are they mad? (One for my head, one on each side, smol pillow, pillow pet)

27) do you have a job? what do you do? I am assistant regional manager at a paper supply company named Dunder Mifflin. (Not currently but I’m gonna apply to Gamestop and Costco here soon)

28) how many friends do you have? Toooooooooooooo many I hate mortals (honestly I’m too lazy to try and count rn)

29) whats the worst thing you have ever done? Well I haven’t seen Mulan don’t call the cops (Iiiiiiii’m not sure I guess cheated on my Chinese final freshman year but hey I needed to pass that)

30) whats your favorite candle scent? V o i d (I dont use candles that much and I shooouuulld)

31) 3 favorite boy names Jo[seph] Jo[estar], Jo[taro Ku]jo, Jo[nathan] Jo[estar] (uuuuhhhh I like my name so it would be Perrin, Joji, Donovan)

32) 3 favorite girl names Jolyne Kujo there is no 2 and 3 (Jolyne yes I know but I actually really like the name, Perrin is also a girls name so, Milly)

33) favorite actor? Shrek from Shrek the musical (Robert Downey Jr and Chris pratt)

34) favorite actress? Taylor after she sasses me and acts like nothing happened (Millie Bobby Brown)

35) who is your celebrity crush? McCree (Matt Mercer)

36) favorite movie? UM IS THIS A QUESTION LIKE??? OBVIOUSLY THE SHREK AND BEE MOVIE CROSS OVER SHREK B: HONEY AND SWAMPS (I LOVED Black Panther and Thor Ragnarok but Secret Life of Walter Mitty’s stuck with me for a loooong time)

37) do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? I don’t read cuz I’m not a NERD (I mean actual books I don’t ask me about it another time but comics I sure do I love the Marvel Civil War storyline)

38) money or brains? They say Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy me more games! Eat that SUCKERS (Honestly brains because then you can be smart which can make you a lot of money. So many more benefits)

39) do you have a nickname? what is it? Perriushium, destroyer of life and bringer of the new age (Pey given to me by my brother when he was still a baby and couldn’t say my name)

40) how many times have you been to the hospital? Enough to be immune to every disease known to man NOW IM UNSTOPABLE MWAHAHA (none for any of my own conditions or injuries but for family stuff about twice)

41) top 10 favorite songs All Star, All Star, All Star, Chum Drum Bedrum, All Star, All Star, All Star, Never gonna give you up, All Star, All Star (Bloody Stream, Sono Chi no Sadame, Flying Battery Zone, Stardust Speedway, Stand Proud, Goku Black theme, Halo theme, The Apparition, Shovel Knight main theme, Hooked on a Feeling)

42) do you take any medications daily? I take a shot of cold hard whiskey when I get up (nope I dont have anything)

43) what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) The largest organ of my body I’ll tell ya that much (I honestly dont know?? Smooth and soft I guess?)

44) what is your biggest fear? The Communists lol jk Communism is the only way (I’m not so sure on this one gonna be honest I do fear something I just cant think of it at the moment)

45) how many kids do you want? I mean I’m a 16 year old teenager in high school with no job and no relationship that being said 5 (NONE EVER NOPE 0 KIDS)

46) whats your go to hair style? Super Saiyan 3 (Idk I just kinda comb it to the left)

47) what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) All Star. Wait fuck wrong quest- (Two floor medium sized house)

48) who is your role model? Uuuuuuuuhhhhhh (uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh)

49) what was the last compliment you received? A like on my post we did it guys we hit one like so I’m here making this 1 like special (I was told that everytime my friend see’s my dyed hair it absolutely makes his day :D)

50) what was the last text you sent? Yeah that’ll be $5000 for the kill nice doing business with you (Maaaannny pictures of Genji Shimada)

51) how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? WHAT SANTA ISNT REAL????!!!!!?!?!?! (It kinda faded over the years my last strands of belief were gone by 12)

52) what is your dream car? Odie’s car from Garfield Kart (The Mach 5 from speed racer there’s a street legal car look it up)

53) opinion on smoking? Jotaro does it so I do it too (PSA: Smoking doesn’t make you cool or look cool you’re just killng your lungs. I won’t try and make you stop as long as you’re aware I don’t want you smoking around me and you understand the consequences)

54) do you go to college? After that SAT I meeeaaaaannnn McDonalds might be hiring (I’m still in High School but I want to)

55) what is your dream job? To stand in a corner for 8 hours with a lamp shade over my head and make a clicking sound every so often (I would like to be able to draw, animate, design and/or play games for a living. Achievement Hunter would be a fantastic job but I doubt that’s happening)

56) would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? I wanna live in a cloud In the sky and abduct people to harvest their DNA and make clones which I can fight to the death with (eh somewhere quiet and disconnected from people tbh)

57) do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? They fetch pretty high prices on eBay you’d be surprised (Nope I dont use them at all I bring my own and take my own)

58) do you have freckles? My face is a giant freckle little known fact (not really thank god I would look real bad with em)

59) do you smile for pictures? *leans in* I’m gonna let ya in on a secret kid. I wait until the photographer is just about to take the picture and then I hold a middle finger over my face to block the proper shot. Do it enough times then they’ll be payin YOU to get the picture done (I do but I only open my mouth slightly)

60) how many pictures do you have on your phone? They’re all of people I’ve killed because they showed me a stale meme dont worry about it (960 exactly and they’re all either memes, fan-art, or my cute friends)

61) have you ever peed in the woods? Ew no I don’t go outdoors thanks (Yep once on a school field trip in which we hiked to the top of a mountain it was fun)

62) do you still watch cartoons? Well I mean SOME ONE spoiled my belief in Santa earlier so I’m a bit too old for that now. I have a boring desk job thanks LAZLO (I do spongebob is really funny to me still and I LOVE the original Teen Titans)

63) do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? McWendy’s next question (I dont eat either so)

64) Favorite dipping sauce? Drip dip dip I’m boutta rip please i want to die (I dont use dipping sauce either call me a heathen all you want)

65) what do you wear to bed? Well I take off the clothes I wore for the day, take off my earring, ring, necklace, eyes, hair, 3 layers of skin, and call it a night (Pajamas mostly and sometimes sweatpants)

66) have you ever won a spelling bee? *Obligatory Bee Movie Joke* (I’ve never even heard of a spelling bee in any of the schools I’ve been to)

67) what are your hobbies? Well I like to kill all mortals #ZamasuWasRight (I enjoy martial arts, drawing, video games, game design, and walking around my house with nothing to do)

68) can you draw? UH BOI YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ART IS UNTIL YOUVE SEEN A SHITTY JOJO DRAWING OF MINE (I mean yeah but not well)

69) do you play an instrument? Electric Triangle (Actually, I play the Violin but not super well)

70) what was the last concert you saw? SORRY WHAT I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THE CONCERT (I’ve never been to one that seems like the opposite of fun for me personally I hate hyper loud music, people, and crowds)

71) tea or coffee? Coftea next question (tea. I don’t drink caffeine if i can help it)

72) Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? I need my sugar sonic rings (Again, Don’t drink caffeine)

73) do you want to get married? I’m already getting married. MARRIED TO THE LIFE OF CRIME THAT IS UP TOP (I mean I would like to one day)

74) what is your crush’s first and last initial? My Self (I don’t have anyone I’m crushing on)

75) are you going to change your last name when you get married? What’s crimes last name? Smigglesworth? (If my partners last name is something with an S cuz then I can be PJS)

76) what color looks best on you? You know the color mario turns when he uses the super star? T-that (Pink and Black)

77) do you miss anyone right now? PPFFFFFT NOOOOO WHATS A FEEL *CRIES* THOSE ARENT TEARS ITS JUST SWEAT IVE ANSWERED A LOT OF QUESTIONS OKAY (I miss all my internet friends :( *cries*)

78) do you sleep with your door open or closed? It is neither open nor closed it is in a hyper dimensional state between open and closed in which no mortal can enter or exit but also cannot be blocked from passage (clooossed because otherwise the cats are gonna kill my fish)

79) do you believe in ghosts? I mean how else would I make a long and successful career as a ghost buster (I do!)

80) what is your biggest pet peeve? My pet, Peeve! Biggest one I know! (depends on for what tbh the other day a guest speaker was talking to the class and this kid was playing music in his headphones really really loud and it pissed me off)

81) last person you called? Called what? Called them a nerd? A good bean? A meme? MAKE MORE SENSE YOU ******* **** *** ******** (Well according to my phone, the name listed is “Mom”)

82) favorite ice cream flavor? I’ll ice your cream if you’re not careful (Vanilla with chocolate syrup mixed together is hella everyone GO TRY IT)

83) regular oreos or golden oreos? The fuck is a golden oreo?? (No seriously, what the actual is a golden oreo)

84) chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? *mario invincible star song plays as I flash color and dash down rainbow road* I’ll have to think about it (rainboooowww!)

85) what shirt are you wearing? Well I…. You see… The thing is…. excuse me for one second (yeah I can’t think of sass to this one but my favorite shirt! Sonic mania that my friend Tasha bought for me and I love it!!!)

86) what is your phone background? RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE!! “What do you think of this color? Is it not beautiful?” If you dont know those HOW DARE YOU LEARN THEM AND WE ARE WATCHING DRAGON BALL (Genji lock screen and Goku Black home screen)

87) are you outgoing or shy? Does THIS answer your question >:D (Outgoing when I want to be, but I’m antisocial so it’s like I CAN be outgoing and personable but it’s highly on my terms ya feel?)

88) do you like it when people play with your hair? My hair is a pride to my race the Saiyans hair is a sacred thing I will advise you not to touch it (YYYEEESSSS I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT BUT THAT HARDLY EVER HAPPENS)

89) do you like your neighbors? …..the what? Never heard of it before is that a type of appliance? (I mean they’re chill we don’t interact a lot which I’m cool with)

90) do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? Nothin can cure this ugly face fest of spring 2018 (I use face wash when I shower which is typically right after school not sure why it matters but there ya go :V)

91) have you ever been high? “I’m high on LIFE maaaannn” -Incorrect Shaggy quotes (N o p e never have don’t plan on it)

92) have you ever been drunk? shots ShotS SHOTS SHOTSSHOTSHOTS (nope but I will one day maybe in College years)

93) last thing you ate? The shattering realization that my friends will keep saying OWO to me every chance they get (Pancakes! asked for french toast but I loooove the breakfast food so no complaints)

94) favorite lyrics right now someBODY Once Told Me The World Is Gonna Roll Me… (The lyrics to Bloody Stream dude it’s a g r e a t op)

95) summer or winter? Sorry I’m on Mars weather its ZXAR right now (eeehhhh winter cuz then I have an excuse to be inside and it’s also the ski season)

96) day or night? I am the darkness. I am the night. I am BATMAN (Night honestly I’m a fan of the darkness)

97) dark, milk, or white chocolate? Plllleeeeaaase its like asking if you’re heart is pure of evil or not. Dark Chocolate is a sin (Milk chocolate is the best chocolate fight me on that)

98) favorite month? See, some may argue for their birthday months, christmas, new beginnings to the year, but I say there’s only ONE spooky time :3 (Altho I’m one of the fools that’s gonna have to go with March because it usually has my favorite kind of weather for where I live)

99) what is your zodiac sign I refuse to go by Zodiac signs until Ted Cruz is proven to be the Zodiac Kill————–”OLD MEME ALERT THIS IS THE MEME POLICE” “I AINT GOIN BACK TO JAIL” (Cancer! I wear a necklace of my sign all the time fun fact for ya)

100) who was the last person you cried in front of? Me after writing all these (Don’t know actually I try not to cry in front of people ever)

#Perrin answers #Thanks for the ask!#About me

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This party sucks.

His phone screen is dark and it mocks him even as he pastes on a smile for the girl currently cuddling into his side. What was her name again? Ye Eun? Eunha?

Fuck if he knows.

All he knows is that you’re not replying to his texts, and he needs to get drunk asap before he does something stupid like call you. The girl he currently has his arm around beckons to her friend from a distance away, and Jeongguk tries his best to keep his eyes off her tits in her low cut tube dress as she approaches with a giggle.

“Jeongguk, right?” Girl number 2 sidles up to his unoccupied side and he immediately feels her breasts against his arm. They’re firm to the touch, which either means that they’re entirely fake, or that there’s enough padding in her bra for it to be a bulletproof vest.

Either way, yours feel a million times better.

Jeongguk is so absorbed in thinking about your tits that he misses the name of the second girl, and he curses himself internally. Fucking get it together, Kook. He wraps an arm around the new girl to make up for it, feeling the curve of her waist under his arm.

There was a time where having two girls flanking him like this would make him feel like he was on top of the world, but today there seems to be something missing. All around him there are guys shooting him envious looks as they eye up the two girls beside him, and girls are pining over him with tops pulled down as low as possible and skirts hiked up to see who can show more skin.

Ye Eun or Eun Ha— fuck, he really should pay more attention next time— turns to his neck, pushing her cleavage into his face as she reaches to play with his hair. “Kookie baby, is it okay if Solbin joins us tonight?”

Solbin. He almost sags in relief, and she takes it as an affirmative, dragging his hands from her waist up to her chest not so subtly. It feels almost the exact same as Solbin’s, hard to the touch and all he can feel is the padding of her bra cups, so it elicits almost no reaction from him as he continues to feel her up absently. She moans into his ear, a high pitched, whiny sound that sets his nerves on edge, and Jeongguk decides that he has to be a lot less sober for this to work.

“Shhh babe let me get a drink okay?” He murmurs into her ear in what he hopes is a sensual manner, and it seems to work because she presses a kiss to his cheek. He attempts to detach his arms from their waists in order to escape to the kitchen, but the two girls immediately clutch both his arms and insist to accompany him.

The burn of his first two shots die down a little too quickly, and for the first time Jeongguk resents his alcohol tolerance. It’s not till his fifth shot that things around him start to get a little blurry, and he recognises it as a good sign, so he finishes off with one more shot for good measure.

The two girls coo over how many shots he’s taken, praising him and simultaneously trying to push their bodies up against him in not so friendly competition. The alcohol has loosened him up now, and beginning to feel a tad more like his usual self, he shoots them a charming little smile while pulling them both into his broad chest.

“There’s no need to fight, ladies, there’s plenty of me to go around.” Turns out he didn’t need to know their names in the first place, because he’s more than capable of making things up as he goes.

Jeongguk pauses at the entryway of the kitchen to take a second glance at Solbin’s tits, and they seem to have softened up a little, maybe they don’t feel so bad after all. Just as he’s reaching to cop another feel, he realises belatedly that the three of them are taking up the entire entryway of the kitchen, blocking the path off completely when there’s someone trying to leave the kitchen.

An apology is on the tip of his tongue when he realises it’s you, dressed in an oversized pink sweatshirt and carrying a heaping plate of food.

“Having a good time, sweetheart?” Jeongguk doesn’t know where that term of endearment came from; he’s never called anyone that in his entire life. Usually he just sticks to babe and it works well enough with most girls to let him into their bed. You look cosy in your sweatshirt, your hair is a little messy in your bun, and it looks like you tumbled straight out of bed to come here. Jeongguk tries to remember if he’s ever seen you look so casual before, your smooth skin looking so soft without makeup, but he’s distracted by the two girls as they giggle at each other.

He suddenly realises that he’s been staring at you for a little too long when he already has two girls by his side, so he turns to one of them and presses a kiss into her cleavage.

“Wonderful, if you’ll just excuse me,” you deadpan as you step to the side.

Solbin whines as she thrusts her chest into his face, demanding the same treatment. At the sight of her pushed up cleavage, Jeongguk’s eyes can’t help but dart towards your chest instead, concealed by your sweater and wish that he could bury his face between your breasts instead. They’re infinitely softer and feel so much better, not to mention how they bounce freely when he fucks up into that amazing pussy of yours—

He pulls Solbin into his chest the same time she pushes his head down into her breasts, and Jeongguk feels as if his forehead just hit a brick wall. Buried in her cleavage, he’s vaguely aware that you’re leaving the kitchen.

“Don’t eat too much, _____, I don’t want you throwing up all over me when I pound that cute ass later,” Jeongguk is struggling for breath against Solbin’s chest, but luckily he manages to get the words out before you get out of earshot.

There’s no substitute for real tits, Jeongguk realises as he grips Solbin’s hips. Eunha/ Ye Eun is helping Solbin to grind on his thigh, and while this is usually one of his favourite positions, it’s not as satisfying this time because Solbin’s fake tits don’t bounce up and down like yours do and he shifts his eyes from her chest in disinterest.

His cock is painfully hard and Solbin throws her head back to stick her chest out as she comes on his tensed thigh muscles with a scream. She immediately climbs off his thighs to bend over and try to palm him through his jeans, but he dodges her by tweaking her nipple in his fingers instead.

“Oppa, don’t you want me to suck you off?” Solbin whines from her position on the floor in front of him. “Or does Oppa want to fuck my tits instead?” She pushes her breasts together enticingly, but the thought of sliding his dick between those two hard globes almost makes him lose his erection.

“Maybe later, Oppa has something to take care of, so I’ll call you later okay?” He shoots his signature grin at both girls, and they nearly melt while failing to realise that he’s actually getting rid of them.

Jeongguk leaves the two girls still in the room while heading towards the top of the stairway, using it as a vantage point as he scans the room for you, praying and hoping that you didn’t leave the party yet. You’re easy to spot since he knows what you’re wearing, and he soon sees you at the edge of the living room, against the walls with what looks like a very drunk Park Jimin.

Maybe it’s because all the blood in his brain is currently busy being somewhere else, but his gut churns and he reaches for his phone in his back pocket without a second thought.

11.00pm [jungcock]: stop babysitting and come upstairs 11.04pm [you]: idk im not really into foursomes 11.05pm [jungcock]: that’s an idea for another time 11.05pm [jungcock]: but seriously, come up babe 11.06pm [jungcock]: I’ll make it worth ur while ;) 11.08pm [you]: I seriously doubt it 11.10pm [jungcock]: try me 11.11pm [jungcock]: come on u were my 11:11 wish

His pickup line is lame, but it must have worked because he sees you coming up the stairs towards him and he immediately breaks out into a grin.

“Got rid of pussy boy so easily?” Jeongguk reaches to grab your hand, feeling satisfied when it fits in his perfectly.

“Got rid of those bitches so easily?” There’s a small frown on your face, and Jeongguk thinks it’s actually pretty cute.

“Someone’s feisty tonight, is it that time of the month?” He can’t help but try to rile you up further, eyes fixed on the way your brows are furrowed a little.

“Let’s just say I am, so I can just suck your dick and go home okay?”

Jeongguk drops your hand in reflex, then immediately regrets it. He’s never actually thought about you having your period before, of other substances coming out of your vagina that he so loves. Of course she fucking has periods Kook, don’t be an idiot. He wonders if you have cramps or backaches during your periods, and if there’s anyone to bring you chocolates or give you massages during that time. He sees the annoyed expression on your face and curses himself for his immaturity, but he has go through with it now, taking your hand back would only be lame. “Are you really?”

“No, I’m not, but I am running out of patience. Didn’t know you were this much of a squeamish manchild. Hurry up and get your dick out so I can go back to sleep.” You shove him onto the bed while tucking your hair behind your ear. “And hand over those pictures.”

Oh. Those pictures. No way in hell would he ever hand them over, because then he’d lose another way to get you to see him. Not that Jeongguk isn’t confident in his abilities to get pussy without blackmail, just that your pussy in particular, seems to require a bit more effort than he’s used to. So Jeongguk tries to change the subject the best way he knows how to, “Aww c’mon babe, I was only joking. And that’s the first time someone’s ever talked about my dick and sleep in the same sentence.”

“Cut the crap Jeongguk, what do you want?”

Jeongguk grabs your hand to pull you down onto the bed beside him. “Let me eat you out baby, I’ve missed that pussy so much.”

His hands find purchase on the swell of your hips that fit so perfectly into his hands, and he swears his mouth is watering as he reaches for the zip on your jeans and undoes it, pushing your pants down to reveal your light blue panties.

“W-what about those other girls? I’m sure they would have been more than glad to let you eat them out.”

Fuck. He feels a little lightheaded at the sight of your simple blue cotton panties, and the scent of your pussy hits him immediately. He pauses to stare at your panties, thinking about how much he loves this pair on you as he licks and suckles at your inner thighs. “Why would I want other pussy when yours tastes the best? Fuck, no one smells as good as this pussy does.”

Jeongguk gives in and licks the seam of your underwear, almost moaning when they turn transparent and he can see your pussy lips through them. “What a pretty pussy, but I’d like to see it without these panties. Hips up baby.”

You oblige and raise your butt, allowing him to slide your panties down along with your jeans to your calves. With your knees liberated, he coaxes you to lay your thighs flat on the bed so that your inner lips are completely spread and not touching each other. Jeongguk has to take a deep breath to keep himself from grinding against the bed at the sight of your exposed cunt, all spread out and dripping for him.

“That’s it, spread your legs wide and show me that pussy, don’t be shy… I love eating this pussy, you like getting your cunt licked don’t you?” Jeongguk can’t help himself as he watches your arousal slowly trickle out of your slit, and he itches to lick every inch of your pussy. You inch your hips into his face, moving your dripping core closer to his mouth. He rewards you with a lick and noisy suckles as he laps up your juices that are leaking out of you. Your arousal smears all over his lips and even the tip of his nose, but Jeongguk doesn’t mind, in fact it turns him on to be as messy as possible.

He concentrates his efforts on your slit, dipping his tongue in a few times teasingly and avoiding your clit altogether.

“Jeongguk, please, please…”

“Please what baby? What do you want me to do to you?” He allows his mouth to slurp and smack against your lips.

“Clit please, I want you to suck my clit.”

Jeongguk loves dirty talk, especially when you do it. The first few times he had to coax you into letting loose, and he still remembers the cute little blush on your cheeks the first time you asked to suck his cock, but over time you got more and more comfortable with it. “Good girl.” He makes sure to reward you by using two fingers to spread your lips further and expose your throbbing clit to him before latching on and suckling with increasing pressure.

He knows you love your clit suckled like this, so he concentrates the tip of his tongue on your nub while letting your pussy lips hug the sides of his mouth, feeling as if he could spend forever eating you out like this. Jeongguk runs his fingers along your folds as he continues to suck, gently sliding one finger inside you.

“Shit, you got even tighter because I didn’t fuck you for so long, is that right baby?” You tighten around his finger immediately, and Jeongguk can’t help but groan as he remembers how tight you always feel on his cock the first time he enters you. The last time he was inside you was a few weeks ago, a few weeks too long of going without the feeling of your pussy engulfing his cock completely.

He pulls out while letting your juices accumulate on his tongue before spitting them onto two fingers and easing them back in. Jeongguk thinks of the last time where he got to cum inside you, and he remembers the way your pussy looked all covered and stained with his semen dripping from your lips and even from inside you. He longs to cover you with his cum again, but then you moan from your position above him.

“Jeongguk- ohhh fuck I’m so wet, I’m gonna come.”

“That’s it baby, let me hear how good I’m eating this pussy,” he draws away to lick his lips, eyes still fixated on his fingers buried in your cunt. “Are you gonna come all over my fingers like a dirty girl? You’re so wet already, if you come you’re gonna wet the bed.”

“Yes, Kook, right there, my clit please,” you beg for his lips back on your clit. “Wanna come with my clit in your mouth.” He does as you ask and uses his other hand to spread your lips obscenely again, sucking your clit straight into his mouth.

You push his head further into your pussy, and Jeongguk moans with his lips around your clit at how your scent surrounds him and your juices soak his chin and cheeks as you come around him. He thrusts a few more times to help you ride out your orgasm, watching the way you close your eyes and gasp, chest heaving. Jeongguk wishes he had taken your top off earlier so he can stare at your tits, real ones that are soft and bounce up and down when he fucks you.

“You look so good when you come, especially when I’m the one doing it,” he smirks as he pulls his fingers out of your clenching core, licking and sucking the rest of the juices clean. He’s kneeling on the bed facing you now, and the tent in his pants is painfully obvious.

Still panting and out of breath, you regain some semblance of consciousness and close your legs modestly, pushing yourself to sit up. As you reach down to adjust your jeans and underwear, something uncomfortable digs into your butt and you pull it out, only to realise that it’s your phone, lit up with messages and missed phone calls.

Jeongguk watches as you check your messages with increasing dismay on your face.

“Fuck, I have to go.”

Jeongguk adjusts his uncomfortably hard erection in his pants as he watches you zip up and stand. “Wait babe, seriously? What the fuck could be more important than this monster dick right now? It’s so hard for you, why don’t you come and suck me off like a good girl hmm?” He glances down at the bulge with a self-satisfied appraisal of his own size, and you roll your eyes in disgust.

“I’m not going anywhere near that dick until your ego deflates.” Jeongguk springs up off the bed to follow you out as you head down the stairs, and he lunges forward to grab your hand while still on the stairs. He follows your line of sight till it lands on Park Jimin, fucking cockblock Park Jimin, who’s about to do a kegstand in the middle of the living room. “_____, let’s go back okay? Jimin’s a big boy, he can take care of himself, what I need is for you to take care of me—”

You shove him away violently, causing him to nearly topple on the stairs, and he blames the amount of blood currently not in his brain as he watches you walk away.

This girl has way too much spit.

Usually Jeongguk likes to be as messy as possible during sex, but this is overdoing it. Solbin is gagging and choking on his cock when he isn’t even going that deep, and Jeongguk sighs mentally. His mind wanders to how you manage to deepthroat him with the most delicious sounds coming from your throat, a far cry from the dying gasps he hears now. You always let him fuck your throat no matter how much of a dick he is to you, and your lips always feel so soft around him.

The thought of your lips makes him moan aloud, and Solbin mistakes it for a good sign as she attempts to choke more of his dick down.

Jeongguk fists a hand in her hair to control her movements as his eyes stray to his phone beside him on the bed. He’s still half fuming at how you left him to suffer with blue balls just to go after that fucking dickhead Park Jimin, so without thinking he grabs his phone to open the camera and snap a picture. He’s careful to cut out half of Solbin’s face, making his dick the main focus of the picture.

“Oppa, w—hat areh yu duing?” She chokes around his cock, and Jeongguk tugs at her hair a little to silence her.

“Shhh, oppa just likes your mouth so much that he has to take a picture,” he winks at her while opening up his conversation with you and typing a caption to go along with the image.

“W—why don’t yu thake a vi—videoh inshead?” She moans around his dick, and Jeongguk has to admit that it’s not a terrible idea.

“You’d let me do that babe?” He grins at her. “Mhhm, oppa will jerk off to this so many times, you have no idea,” Jeongguk is lying, he plans on deleting the video the second it fulfils its intended purpose. “Make sure to gag nice and loud for me.”

He aims the camera at a similar angle, trying not to wince as Solbin exaggerates her choking and gagging on his dick, causing a trail of spit to form on her chin. He fakes a moan for the video, fisting a hand in her hair to push her down further as he fucks into her throat.

Jeongguk hurriedly presses send on the video before tossing his phone aside, closing his eyes and licking his lips as if to remind himself of how he had your pussy in his face just moments ago... It’s how he manages to cum as he shoves deep in Solbin’s throat, groaning as he empties his load into her mouth.

He pulls out wearily, petting her cheek briefly in thanks as he zips himself back up.

“Wait, oppa,” she struggles to swallow his load, wincing at the bitter taste and Jeongguk can see that she’s a little disappointed that he came in her mouth. “Wanna go another round? I want you to cum inside me, wanna feel oppa’s cum in my slutty pussy.”

Jeongguk remembers the first time he managed to get you to say that to him, he nutted so hard that he almost blacked out on top of you. He loves leaving his cum on every single inch of your body, but nothing compares to being inside you when he comes, letting his cum paint your walls without the barrier of a condom. As he looks down at Solbin’s tear stained cheeks, he suddenly feels filthy and disgusted with himself, wondering why you would even trust him so much to let him fuck you without a condom and cum inside you.

“Another time,” he says dismissively as he picks up his phone and starts to leave the room, feeling the stirrings of another erection at the thought of his cum dripping from your pussy lips.

Then his phone buzzes in his palm, and it’s a notification from you. His heart races as he sees that you’ve sent an image, and the irrational part of him is hoping for a nude, like that fantastic upskirt shot of your cum filled pussy you sent him that one time.

But it turns out to be an unfamiliar pair of lips on your neck, and the jealousy that stirs in his chest completely quenches his erection immediately.

Jeongguk is in his element when he’s playing basketball; it makes him feel unbeatable. Mingyu is dribbling the ball for way too long, so he swoops in to steal it from right under his nose, letting out a loud whoop as he fools around with the ball. Jeongguk would be lying if he said he wasn’t showing off for the many prospective freshmen girls who are milling around and probably drooling over his biceps.

And also, for you sitting at your booth right across him.

He spins the ball on his index finger effortlessly, something which has taken him countless practices in the privacy of his room to get down perfectly. Jeongguk can’t help but occasionally glance over to the cheerleading booth every now and then to check if you’re watching him, since he’s never really been any good at being ignored. Ever since the mini jealousy game he initiated over text that day, he’s tried to play things off like it never happened, asking you to meet him at the lockers or the quad, but you always leave him on read. Which has never happened before, and to be honest he’s kind of impressed with your willpower, because his own is starting to wear down, and fast.

Jeongguk watches from the corner of his eye as Sejong is talking to you, whilst trying to keep up with the impromptu 2 on 2 game that Mingyu started. Actually, half of his concentration is spent on watching you— looking a little pale and remaining seated at your booth— and the other half is scanning the vicinity for Park Jimin, praying and hoping that he doesn’t show up due to some kind of illness, the more violent the better. He only has his excellent basketball skills to thank, since he manages to nail a steal even while distracted.

But then a pink head comes running in from the opposite side of the field, and it’s the bane of Jeongguk’s existence. Park Jimin heads over to your side almost immediately, and you greet him with a smile that makes Jeongguk’s stomach turn over on itself. If only he could just walk up to you like that and be greeted with a smile that sweet. Park Jimin says something to you, and you nod before placing your hands around one of your knees and lifting them up in a stretch, and then—

No. No fucking way.

You’re placing your leg on that pink fuckhead’s shoulder, in the exact same position that Jeongguk loves fucking you in. Jeongguk doesn’t even throw the ball back at Mingyu anymore, just keeps it tucked under his arm as his stare burns into sodding Park Jimin’s back. The look on your face as Jimin helps you to stretch reminds him of how you always wince and moan when he pounds his cock into you for the first time, pussy so tight and stretching to accommodate him, and-

Fuck, he’s gonna get a boner if he continues like this.

He has to watch, seething in jealousy when you hug Jimin in thanks, and that fucker’s hands are on your bare waist. Jeongguk would like to cut his hands off just for touching your bare skin like that, or come to think of it, just jump straight to slicing off Park Jimin’s dick. He’s itching to know if you did anything with Park Jimin that night, let him touch you all over, hands and mouth on your sweet little pussy, wants to know if you let his cock inside you and if you let him cum in your cunt.

But asking outright would mean that he’s jealous, when really; he has no ownership over you and you are free to fuck whoever you like. And besides, Jeongguk really hates losing.

It’s time for your cheer team to perform, and Jeongguk fights his way to the front of the crowd, but it’s really no mean feat because everyone just gives way to him after a glance of his handsome face. With an almost pay-per-view position, Jeongguk lets his eyes rest entirely on you, admiring how the stage is raised slightly so that he can admire your legs in that cute little pleated cheer skirt of yours.

You look a little nervous, every muscle in your body tense as you position yourself in front of Jimin, and Jeongguk rolls his eyes when he remembers that the two of you are stunt partners. He bets he could probably lift you higher than that weakling ever could, and it’s not like he’s never tried it before during wall sex. His endurance is second to none, and Jeongguk knows it.

The music starts and Jimin immediately lifts you up into position, and the nervousness vanishes from your face and is replaced with a genuinely excited smile. Jeongguk takes a second to admire your confidence that’s just so sexy, something about your entire demeanour that changes when you perform a routine gets him so attracted to you. The way you smile and grin at the audience as you contort your body into these fucking amazing positions, the enticing sway of your hips as you nail the dance routine with practiced ease and that overwhelming charisma that he only gets to see during performances has him so incredibly in love with you.

Jeongguk loves watching you perform and dance in your element just like this.

The performance ends way too soon, and he can’t take his eyes off you as you perch on Jimin’s shoulders, waving to the crowd with your cute little ribboned ponytail bouncing happily. Jeongguk starts to head over to the cheerleading booth along with hordes of other interested visitors, fully intent on pulling you aside to show you who you really belong to, but you’re already busy being lifted and thrown in the air. There are people dressed in casual home clothes on the mat trying out cheerleading stunts, so Jeongguk figures that this must be some kind of hands on exhibition thing.

Perfect.

He changes course to head towards the locker rooms, brushing off Mingyu with the excuse of a stomach ache. When he reaches his locker, he immediately sheds his basketball jersey and shorts, changing into the spare outfit of a polo tee and jeans that he keeps in his locker before making his way out again, in a beeline for the cheerleading booth.

Park Jimin is currently monitoring a freshman as he flips you over into the air, and catches you in his arms before setting your feet down onto the ground. You grin at the freshman to thank him, and that’s when Jeongguk makes his move.

“Um, excuse me, but can I try one of those stunts that you did on stage just now?” Jeongguk puts on his best doe eyed expression and grins at you with a little scrunch of his nose.

You start to smile and turn around. “Of course, just step right this way—”

A look of shock manifests itself on your face, and Jeongguk is drawn to your red lips as your mouth drops open, taking in his appearance.

“You guys were awesome on stage; I just really want to become like you!!” He adds just for good measure, and he doesn’t have to fake this enthusiasm.

“Cut the crap Jeon Jeongguk, what the fuck do you want?” Jimin steps protectively in front of you.

“I just want to help in a… basket toss, is that what it’s called?” Jeongguk pretends to hesitate as he places a finger on his chin thoughtfully. Fuck, he really deserves an Oscar for his acting right now, or at least a Nobel Prize for not punching Park Jimin right in his face.

“How about no, and you just fuck right off—” Jimin starts up, but you interrupt him.

“Of course, just head over here and we’ll show you!” You hurriedly clap a hand over Jimin’s mouth just as your coach strolls past the three of you, pausing in front of your group with his scrutinising eyes and unforgiving stance.

Jeongguk cheers internally at the impeccable timing, and grins as you beckon another one of the team’s bases over. He’s positioned right behind you as you step into the open palms of Jimin and the other base, and Jeongguk lets his eyes admire the tiny slope of your waist, exposed by your cheer top, and the pleats of your skirt as they skim down over your ass. Your coach takes his hands and places them on your thighs, right below the hem of your skirt, and Jeongguk immediately feels a part of him perk up with interest.

If this is what cheerleading consists of, he’s in the wrong damn club, alright.

Your coach is mumbling something into his ear, but he doesn’t really pay attention because all he can feel is the silky softness of your thighs beneath his hands, the slight quivering of your muscles as you maintain your position. “It’s okay to touch her, don’t worry kid. It’s to make sure she’s safe.”

Well then, if that’s the case…

Jeongguk takes the opportunity to slide his hands up your thighs when your coach takes a step back to explain some other things that he’s not really interested in, but he does make an effort to listen, at least a little bit, while feeling you up so that he doesn’t make a mistake and accidentally hurt you. He lets his hands wander up to your ass and even massage it a little, smirking when you tense up under his touch. It’s a pity he can’t feel your underwear, all he’s touching are the spandex of your safety shorts, and this immediately makes him think back to the time where he confiscated these and made you go to cheer without them.

Good times.

Your coach is counting down already, so Jeongguk forces himself to focus and try to forget about how your thighs and the curve of your ass feel under his hands as the two bases toss you up, and tries to contribute a little too. He watches in admiration as you’re thrown straight up into the air, parting your legs in a split before coming back down, and he wonders how the fuck you can do something like that in such a short amount of time.

You land back in the arms of Jimin and the other base safely, and Jeongguk breaks out into a round of applause, genuinely impressed by how flexible you are. He thanks the coach for the opportunity, and once he leaves, Park Jimin takes a threatening step closer.

Or as threatening as possible, given that he’s almost a full head shorter.

“Can you leave now? You got what you were looking for right?” Jimin says immediately once Coach is out of earshot.

“Huh? What are you talking about? I came over to learn some stunts!” Jeongguk feigns a hurt expression.

“That tent in your pants says otherwise, you fucking pervert,” Jimin shoots back as he turns to you to make sure that you’re okay. But your eyes are drawn to the front of his pants, and you gasp in mortification, embarrassment heating up your cheeks as you glance around to see if anyone else has noticed.

Jeongguk glances down at the front of his jeans, and Park Jimin is right. He’s a little taken aback by his erection, not even realising it until Park Jimin decides to be a fucker and expose him, but he’s not ashamed of it one bit. He catches you looking at the tent in his pants with an adorable blush on your cheeks, and Jeongguk is amused, considering that you’ve already seen his dick a million times, held it, sucked it, and fucked it too.

He makes sure to maintain eye contact with you with a smirk. “It’s not my fault the girls on this team are so smoking hot,” he grins and winks at you. “Nice ass, by the way.”

The lobby of your building is too damn hot— Jeongguk’s been waiting here ever since the showcase ended just so he can catch you alone. His erection is painfully persistent; and considering that he doesn’t really want to have to jerk one off himself like he’s been doing for the past few weeks, he has to settle on tucking it out of sight.

He catches a glimpse of your slightly sweaty, deep in thought face as you walk towards the lobby.

“Got rid of it so fast?” You say with a pointed look at his crotch.

“No, I tucked it under my waistband, it’s such a neat trick— wanna see?” He shoots you a cocky little smirk, lifting his polo shirt just a tad to reveal the hint of tanned abdomen, but you roll your eyes and turn your head the other way. “C’mon baby, are you mad at me?”

Jeongguk doesn’t really do this pet name thing, but clearly he can’t control himself around you. It just doesn’t feel right to call you something as impersonal as babe, and he likes the way baby sounds. He takes it upon himself to invade your personal space by sliding both arms around your waist, burying his nose into the crook of your neck, secretly elated when you don’t push him away. You smell nice, and the feeling of your bare skin under his hands makes him want to hold you like this forever.

“No.”

“Babe, I know girls well enough to know that’s a complete lie.”

“I’m sure you do.” You shoot back at him with a glare, slapping his hands away when the lift arrives. Jeongguk knows he has to up his game if he wants to cum inside you today, but more than that he just can’t stand the feeling of not touching you and having his hands on you when you’re this close to him. You look a little tired and worn out, and he absently wonders if you’ve been sleeping well lately.

He steps in after you and dives to press the button for your floor before you can do it yourself. The feel of your ass has him thirsting for more than just hasty groping, but Jeongguk’s just in a good mood because he’s managed to one up Park Jimin today, and he sidles up close in a backhug that allows him to encircle your waist with both hands. Fuck, he loves touching you like this, hands around your petite waist and he wants to help you bounce up and down his cock just like this. “Are you mad at me about today? Or is it the video?”

“Why would I be mad about the video? It’s not like we’re exclusive or anything, get over yourself Jeon.” You step out of the lift and rummage in your bag for your keys, but he follows a step behind you even as you unlock your door and drop your bag on the floor. Your voice is the perfect blend of apathy and indifference, and Jeongguk has to admit that it’s dampening his spirits a little. “Can you get out? I’m about to strip out of this fucking uniform and I don’t think I can wait a second longer.”

“For what it counts, no one sucks dick like you do,” Jeongguk meant to reassure you that Solbin has nothing on you, but it comes out wrong and he nearly wants to punch himself, so he makes up for it by changing the subject to you instead. “Besides, it’s not like you didn’t do anything with Park either. Fucking in a taxi— now there’s somewhere even I haven’t gone.” He forces a chuckle to hide the fact that he’s actually brimming with jealousy at the thought of Park Jimin laying those disgusting little hands on you.

“For once, I win,” you smirk half-heartedly at him, and Jeongguk’s heart nearly stops. Did you fuck him? The thought of it makes him want to bend you over the nearest surface and pound his cock into you repeatedly, cumming as many times as humanly possible inside to coat your pussy with him, and then pull out and cum on every single place on your body where Park Jimin has touched you.

He watches you cross the room to grab some spare clothes before heading to the attached bathroom and shutting the door behind you. Jeongguk’s cock throbs at the idea of marking you with his cum. “I’m coming in.”

It’s a statement, not a question, and luckily heaven seems to be on his side since the bathroom door doesn’t have a lock. Jeongguk steps inside and rids his clothes, tossing them on the floor to join yours, and then pushes back the curtain to see your wet and naked body.

You look fucking delicious, and he has to consciously stop himself from palming his cock as he watches how the water dribbles over your tits, tits that he’s missed after fucking around with so many fake ones, only to skim over your soft belly and over the hidden apex of your thighs that he so desperately wants to taste on his tongue again.

“I didn’t say you could join.”

“Let me make it up to you babe,” is all he says as he reaches for some shampoo and starts to lather your hair. This feels so domestic and platonic, and Jeongguk would never be caught dead in such a scene like this, but all he can think of now is how soft your hair feels between his fingers as he moves slowly to give you a scalp massage. He can feel your body relax against him as he makes sure to get every last strand, piling it atop your head before reaching for the showerhead to wash the shampoo off. How the fuck do girls wash their hair every day when there’s so much of it?

Once your hair is clean, Jeongguk reaches for the body soap, and once it hits his palm, he recognises it as the fruity, tangy scent that he gets whenever he kisses your neck or buries his face into your skin. “So this is what you use to smell so damn good every time,” he comments as he massages the soap into your soft skin, skimming over your shoulders and down your back. You lean into his touch, and he chuckles softly at how adorable you look with your eyes scrunched closed like this, and you turn around to crash your lips onto his.

Jeongguk cheers internally when you give in first, then allows his hands to wander to your waist and pull you in closer. He slides his mouth to your neck to suck a few bruises into your skin to mark you as his, not in his most preferred way, but it will do for now. His hands cup your breasts and massage the soap into your skin, and fuck, he’s missed the way real tits feel.

He can’t help but crouch down to suckle on your nipple, laving his tongue over the hard peak as he tweaks the other one hard to satisfy his hunger for your breasts after having been deprived for so long. Jeongguk swears you have the best tits, he doesn’t need huge C or D cups as long as he has yours that bounce so fucking deliciously, and fit so perfectly in his hands and in his mouth, and—

A painful whine escapes from your lips, and Jeongguk freezes, pausing with his teeth marks still on your nipple.

“J—just, they’re a little sore,” you murmur under the warm spray of the shower head, and Jeongguk feels a little guilty for being over enthusiastic, so he kisses an apology onto each breast tenderly and moves on to your shoulder instead.

The shock of the cold water on his erection threatens to dampen it, so he pulls away and grabs a towel to dry you off, concentrating on getting you dry so that you don’t catch a cold. When he reaches your breasts, he takes care to pat gently so that he doesn’t hurt you, even though he’s really dying to take a nipple into his mouth and just suck.

When you’re all dry again, Jeongguk gives himself a mental pat on the back and just about stops himself from doing something stupid like kissing you on the forehead. You reach out for his cock to stroke him, thumb sliding over his slick precum covered head, and the feeling of your small hand on his length nearly makes him lose his load right there. Jeongguk grabs you around the waist- his favourite part to hold you by because it makes him feel so manly and strong- and carries you to the bed, placing you down gently. His eyes trail over every inch of your smooth skin as he kisses his way down your torso, regrettably skipping over your tender breasts- next time, Kook- until he’s at the juncture of your thighs. Jeongguk is beyond delighted to see that you’re already dripping for him, and he just wants to bury his face in your pussy to lick every inch of you.

“Jeongguk-ah, not today, just hurry.” He’s almost regretful when you stop him from eating your pussy like he wants to, but then you reach for his dick and stroke him roughly, and fuck, Jeongguk has to bite down on his lip to keep from cumming all over your hand. Your touch feels so much better than his own, and he shifts himself to face you as you move back on the bed. He places his hands on your knees to spread them, to reveal the prize he’s been waiting for all this time, and Jeongguk nearly groans at the sight of your pussy, creaming and wet for him.

He’s a little worried that he might lose his load after the first stroke as he places a hand on his base to guide himself to your slit, eyes on the prize. But then you stop him with a hand on his chest, and he nearly has a heart attack, thinking that you’re asking him to stop and get the fuck out.

“D-do you have a condom by any chance?”

Your question eases his anxiety a little, and he strokes his twitching cock while still staring at your wet pussy. You’re the only girl that he doesn’t use a condom with, and the thought of not being able to feel your bare walls around him has him more than a little disappointed. “Why? Do we need one? I thought—”

“J-just in case.” He brings his eyes up to meet yours, searching your face intently. “In case that girl gave you something.” Jeongguk doesn’t know why you’re so uneasy, but it’s obvious in the way that your voice is trembling a little.

“It’s not because you fucked Park Jimin right?” He asks jokingly, but his eyes are serious and he doesn’t give you a chance to look away. You shake your head and a load is eased off his chest, although later when he recalls the way he worded his question, he realises that it’s not clear if you meant: no, you didn’t fuck Park Jimin, or no, you didn’t fuck Park Jimin without a condom. “You’re still on the pill right?”

“Yeah, but… I just felt… weird for a bit. I’m sorry, I know you hate wearing one but-”

“It’s okay, baby,” Jeongguk smiles, and then he really does kiss your forehead, but he blames the lack of blood in his brain for that stupid, stupid impulse. It’s true, he likes to feel you bare around his cock, you wet and sliding on him is the best feeling in the world, but he doesn’t want to make you feel uncomfortable either. But contrary to popular belief, he doesn’t carry condoms around nowadays because the feeling of your bare pussy on him has him ruined for any other girls. “I’ll wear one if you want me to, but the problem is… I don’t have one right now.”

Your eyes dart over to Sejong’s side of the room. “I-I think Sejong has some. Just in that drawer by the bed over there.”

Jeongguk’s heart leaps in his chest with a renewed hope, and he doesn’t hesitate as he crosses the room in long strides and retrieves a foil wrapped package that he tears it open with his teeth even before he reaches the bed. “I haven’t worn one of these in ages,” he comments as he slips it on, and the rubbery material almost feels foreign on his length as he gives himself a few practice strokes before lining himself up at your entrance.

On hindsight, Jeongguk is thankful that you made him wear a condom, because the reduced friction is actually on his side this time, and he doesn’t blow his load on his first stroke. He has to control his breathing as he feels your walls close in around him, and the feeling of bottoming out in you nearly has his eyes rolling back in his head because of how warm you feel, and how you’re squeezing around his length.

“Fuck, you’re tighter than usual,” he says as he draws his hips back to give a few experimental thrusts, and your walls cling on tight to his length, making it hard for him to move. Jeongguk places a thumb on your clit to rub in circles because he knows that penetration doesn’t really do anything for you as it does for him, and you respond by wrapping your legs around his waist and drawing him in closer.

Jeongguk takes it as a sign to go harder, and he lets himself pound his hips into you, letting out satisfying slaps of skin. Your nails against his back only urge him on to go harder, and he relishes every single moan that comes from your lips.

“Jeongguk, ah fuck, that feels so good, you’re so good,” you can only breathlessly moan as he slides his hands under your knees to bring them together so that you fit even tighter around his cock. He loves the way you look, so submissive and small under him as his hands wrap around each thigh to press them into your body.

“Fuck, I love hearing you whine when I’m pounding that pussy,” Jeongguk grunts when your walls close in around him. “So wet, so tight, so- fucking- good.” He punctuates each word with a thrust that bathes your nerves in an ocean of ecstasy, and you actually sob and gasp for air.

“Harder, Jeongguk, fuck me harder,” you plead with him to quench that aching desire in your core. He obliges by hooking both legs over his shoulder and leaning his weight onto his palms, taking advantage of your hyper flexibility as a cheerleader to nearly fold you in half as he continues to pound his cock in and out. He changes the motion of his hips from thrusting to just simply rutting inside you, unwilling to let his cock leave your pussy for even a second longer than necessary.

By now you’re incoherent and reduced to sobs and whines, which are music to his ears as your walls pulse around him, and once more Jeongguk is thankful for the condom because your walls seem intent on milking him dry. You’re thrashing and almost sobbing with how intense your orgasm is, and he slows his movements to deep, hard thrusts to help prolong your pleasure. He pushes your legs from his shoulder, planting a kiss on your dainty ankle as he continues to slide his length in and out, going for depth rather than speed now. Jeongguk’s almost certain that he can feel your cervix as he bottoms out, and all he wants to do is hold the tip of his cock to your cervix and just paint it white with his cum.

You place your small fingers on the edge of his abdomen to stop him. “Wait, Jeongguk, ouch, not so hard. Let me top.” He obliges and pulls out to sit on the edge of the bed with his legs spread wide, and you slide off the bed to stand between them. Reaching back to stroke his cock a few times, you bend down to wrap your lips around him, condom and all, and fuck, that’s hot. You turn around and Jeongguk can’t help but palm your ass as you sit down on his cock, and the aftershocks of your orgasm has you even tighter than usual.

You control the speed with your hands on his thighs as you sink down onto his length slowly, and Jeongguk has his hands on your waist to push you down further because he just wants to feel your pussy around him again. But you resist with your arms tensed against his thighs, teasing him, and he wishes he could just pound you into the bed instead. When you do reach the base of his cock, Jeongguk has to distract himself with his mouth on your collarbone, because he might actually blow his load now, even with the damn condom.

Pushing against his thighs, you start to move up and down his cock ever so slowly, making sure to clench your walls against him tightly every time you go down. After a while Jeongguk gets tired of letting you set the pace, so he grips your waist tightly and moves you up and down his cock a little faster, while giving small thrusts with his hips that are still pinned under your weight.

“Jeongguk, ah-, you’re so big,” you pant as he drills into you slowly, and Jeongguk feels like his ego inflates a million times with your praise. His length is swollen inside you from having been aroused for so long, and his thickness elicits continuous gasps from your lips as he continues to bounce you up and down.

“Fuck, I’m gonna come soon, but I want you to come one more time baby,” he whispers into your neck. He increases his speed slightly, but doesn’t pull out as much so that he can remain within your warm walls for as long as possible.

“I-I don’t think I can.” You’re quivering in his arms, and Jeongguk tightens his grip around your waist to keep you anchored down onto his lap even as he thrusts deep. “Jeongguk, oh, I can’t again-”

“You can, baby just relax and let me do it,” he reaches for your clit and twists it between slender fingers, and you nearly buck your hips off his lap in response. “That’s it, you like it when I fuck you like this right?”

“Yes, please more,” you gasp when his fingers pause over your clit.

“Will you promise to be a good girl and not let other men touch what’s mine?” Jeongguk gives a particularly hard thrust that hits a little too deep, and you whine in pain. He promises himself that the next time you let him inside you without a condom, this is where he’ll be when he cums inside you, as deep as possible to erase any other man that came before him.

“Y-yes, I’m yours, just yours,” you grasp his thigh to push yourself off his length slightly as he smirks into your skin with satisfaction at your answer. “Not so deep, Jeongguk, ow.”

“I know you can take it baby, are you close?” Jeongguk refuses to let his length leave that spot, but he soothes you with increased efforts on your clit. He loves the mess you’re making all over his thighs and even onto your sheets underneath. “Looks like someone’s ready to cum, hmm? She’s dripping all over my cock, what a nasty girl you are.”

And that’s all it takes for you to tighten around him and your second orgasm, thighs trembling as you whimper in his arms. Your walls close in around him, and Jeongguk allows himself the guilty pleasure of imagining that he’s fucking you bare as he cums, the thought of cumming inside you eliciting a moan from him. His length is pulsing inside you, and the heady pleasure of finally reaching his orgasm nearly makes him black out for as second, and he has to inhale the scent of your hair to try and regain his strength for a moment.

He collapses into your pillow with his arms still tight around you, holding you close as you both come down from your high. A little guilty for going so hard on you, he presses his lips behind your ear in apology. “You’re more sensitive today than usual, you okay?”

“Mhm.” Jeongguk’s worry is eased, and he starts to close his eyes, content to just doze off with the comfort of still being inside you.

“Kook, condom,” you whine, and he gets the hint, pulling out of your sore pussy and carefully taking off the condom.

It feels awkward to be striding across your room naked whilst tying off the used condom, and all he wants to do is get back into bed surrounded by your warmth again. He stops short in his tracks when he sees that you’ve drawn the covers over yourself on the bed.

“Um, not to be rude but Sejong will be back soon and…” Jeongguk reaches to scratch his neck awkwardly, wanting nothing more than to hide in mortification. Right, you and him don’t do after sex cuddles, it’s his own fucking rule that he implemented at the very start of this... thing. He feels exposed and vulnerable, and not just in the physical sense, as he stands in front of your bed awkwardly, but he finally turns away in resignation to get his clothes from the bathroom.

He misses your warmth already.

Visual communications is the only class that you share with him, and it is also his only incentive to show up every week. Without you there’s no one to keep him awake and even though it pains him to admit it, you’re pretty much the highlight of his day.

The lecturer is moving painfully slowly through her 100 slide powerpoint, and Jeongguk can already feel a yawn creeping up on him even though he made sure to get coffee that morning. The sole reason why he even took this class in the first place was because of you; fought so hard to get the last damn slot just so he can see your face every single week without having to make up some lame excuse that you always don’t buy.

10.58am [jungcock]: wru?? y r u not in class 11.01am [jungcock]: prof asked about her fave student like twice already 11.03am [jungcock]: hello?? 11.03am [jungcock]: did u die 11.04am [jungcock]: did i go too hard on u that last time 11.05am [jungcock]: jk but r u ok??

Your favourite matcha latte is getting cold next to his own Americano, and Jeongguk can’t stop wondering if something happened to you, since you never miss classes unless it’s something really serious. Just his luck really, his first time getting you a drink and you don’t show up for class. Jeongguk has a whole excuse planned out too— the barista messed up his order, and thought he was really good looking so his drink was on the house-]— complete with side profile smirk that makes girls swoon and drop their panties.

He notices with an uncomfortable lump in his throat that he just double texted- wait, multiple texted- you, and resists the urge to send something to diffuse the tension, like a dick pic maybe. It’s only thanks to the divine intervention of the lecturer clearing her throat at his blatant inattention that he doesn’t.

11.10am [you]: m fine just stomach flu

Your brief reply somehow manages to both set him at ease and on edge at the same time, and Jeongguk wonders if he should go and visit you, but after the last time when you practically chased him out after sex— that’s his thing— his confidence is at an all-time low.

Maybe he can pull out an excuse from his ass and just thick skin his way through it. With a sigh, he dumps your matcha latte in the trash as the lecturer dismisses the crowd.

The rest of the day passes in a blur— why the fuck did he think it was a good idea to put two three hour lectures back to back— and before long Jeongguk finds himself standing in front of a florist shop scratching his neck awkwardly.

Would it be too much to get you flowers? It’s not like you’re in the hospital or anything; fuck, did he just curse you? Touch wood, but there’s no fucking wood around—

Get it together Kook.

The shop assistant spares him a glance like she’s about to ask him what the occasion is, and that’s when Jeon Jeongguk chickens the fuck out and runs away. It’s his most embarrassing moment in life, second to the moment where he wanted to fucking cuddle with you, but thank goodness there were no third party witnesses to that.

After beating himself up over what to get you, he creeps back to the florist’s with shame adorned on his cheeks and worrying his bottom lip hesitantly. Contrary to popular belief, Jeongguk does have some common sense and he figures getting you food would be risky since you might just throw up all over him.

The same shop assistant recognises him with an all-knowing smile, like she’s witnessed this scene all too many times before. Jeongguk resists the urge to run out of the shop again, instead crossing his arms over his middle.

“D-do you have anything that says: ‘I’m sorry you’re sick and I hope you get better soon but I’m definitely not here because I was worried about you’?” He blurts out so fast that he’s worried that the assistant didn’t hear him and he’d have do something horrible like repeat himself.

But thankfully the assistant only shoots him a wry grin and looks around the shop thoughtfully. She heads over to a small shelf of potted plants and selects one of the succulents, a tiny little cactus no bigger than his palm that’s adorned with a bright yellow flower on top.

“This is a cactus succulent, it’s a representation of endurance and warmth even while going through hard times. It’s like a sign of encouragement from the giver to the receiver.” She brings the small pot to the counter as she explains, and smiles reassuringly at Jeongguk’s raised eyebrow. “Don’t worry, it’s completely platonic, if that’s what you’re asking.”

Thank fuck.

“I’ll take it,” Jeongguk reaches for his wallet in his back pocket to pay. “C-could you wrap it up please? It’s a gift,” he murmurs while busying himself with the suddenly arduous task of counting out the right amount of money.

Jeon Jeongguk is shaking.

He’d never figure he’d be such a fucking coward, and over nothing too. He’ll just drop by to make sure you’re not dead, put the plant casually on your desk and leave. No funny stuff, no sappy words or anything.

He’s even got his whole speech planned out.

“What are you doing here?” You’d ask with a confused look on your face.

“Just wanted to make sure you’re not dead, or else I’d lose a fucking great fuck buddy,” he would say in reply, running his fingers through his hair oh-so-casually.

Maybe not that last part.

Anyway, the assistant had done a great job at wrapping the pot up in transparent gift wrap, and Jeongguk has to admit that the tiny cactus is pretty darn cute. He’s never even fucking set foot in a florist’s before— flowers aren’t his thing, too romantic and they die on you anyway, so what’s the point?

Once more he wonders why he’s going to such lengths just for you.

He reaches your unit and pauses outside with a deep breath to steel himself as he pauses to knock, but then decides against it. If you were sick he didn’t want to make you get out of bed to get the door, so he prays that the door is somehow unlocked as he reaches for the doorknob and twists it.

Only to see a pink fuckhead situated on your bed, thankfully not with you in it.

“What the fuck are you doing here?” Jeongguk grits out, his grip tightening on the plant before he has to remind himself not to crush it.

The sight of Park Jimin on your bed ignites a slick burn of rage within his chest, sitting on that bed where he’d fucked you not a week ago, looking as if he belonged there, that fucking asshole. Did he come over to cuddle with you since you were sick? And did you actually let him, judging by how crumpled the sheets look? Actually, where the fuck are you?

The bathroom door opens suddenly, and you emerge from its depths with tearstained cheeks and messy hair, sweatpants hastily tied at your waist and—

A piercing pain cuts through him— shards of the broken cacti pot cutting into his palm— as he spots the pregnancy test in your hand.

a/n: please check my updates page regarding ig3! thank you for reading <3

#bangtan bookclub #btswriters #bangtanwriters-net #btsmaknaenet #kwriterskollection #bts jungkook #bts #bts scenarios #bts smut #bts fanfic #bts x reader #bts jungkook smut #jungkook smut #jeon jungkook

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britshits · 7 years

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what do u do when u get great reviews and recs for ur rp but people just sit on the page & don't apply ?????????

uhhh cry ?? im jk ,, but truly ik the feel ( rip in pepe trifectahq xox ) .. first of all, is it appless or not ? bc if not, then i wouldn’t be too worried if you’ve only been in the tags for a few days ! sometimes it takes a little while for the first couple of apps to come in, even if your app form is short, probs bc no one wants to be the first to apply and wait out acceptances for a while. if it’s appless then ig that’s a bit more of a worry, but if your plot is Intense™ / there’s a lot of information up on your main, then ppl might just be taking the time to read over it all before sending in an app ? or maybe, again, they just don’t wanna be the first to apply ?? either way,, imma stand by my advice of going hard w/ promo for at least a fortnight before calling it a day bc it shows that you as an admin are trying to [ tim gunn vc ] Make it Work ! get them shoutouts / promos sent out,, mayhaps send them to some rph / rpt blogs that aren’t from your own particular segment of the rpc ?? set a goal for the # of apps u want before opening and use that to incentivise ppl 2 apply ! but yeah, give it a lil bit of time then reevaluate where you’re at / ppls interests are at – esp. considering it’s the beginning of the school yr and a lot of ppl might rlly wanna apply, but can’t bc they’re busy af atm. i truly hope things pick up for ur group tho bc i’ve been there n it’s No Fun !!!

#prev. britshits #anonymous #answered #rpq #this aint particularly helpful as an answer im sorry djfjdskfkjdfs

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heartmins · 7 years

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NCT DREAM MTL To Be Academically Inclined (w/explanation)

Request: AAHHH YES ITS OPEN MY BRO WILL U DO NCT MOST TO LEAST LIKELY TO BE ACADEMICALLY INCLINED (aka smart af)

Honestly I think they’re all smart in one way or another! And tysm for requesting ilysm! Ps. yall should look forward to my bestfriend!chenle headcanon that’ll be up tonight and this ones 100% platonic :)

DISCLAIMER: remember its most to least likely not definite so i could be wrong, and whoever is last doesn't mean they're dumb at all, and it not my intention to portray them that way

1.) Chen Le

This little cutie seems like he really enjoys school and kinda just cruises through his classes, like he understands that people have difficulty but hes not really sure as to why he finds it so easy. ‘Am i a super human???’ He seems like hes constantly wanting to help anyone whos having trouble in any class cause hes a precious cinnamon roll :’) also he is tri/quad-lingual, which makes him much smarter overall not just in school but with his IQ (studies show bilingual people have a much higher IQ as it’s difficult to be able to learn/communicate it different languages fluently) yes i read studied and watch ted talks i’m lame okay.

2.) Renjun

Idk why china-line gives off such a smart vibe?? But anyways I see him as very intelligent overall. He, like Chenle fluently speaks more than one language which is difficult in itself but his overall behavior makes me feel like hes a total smartie and constantly helping out the people around him “oh do you need help in algebra?” “I can help you if you’re having trouble finding the derivative” “oh fortnight means two weeks~” and honestly who wouldn’t want such a cutie pie helping them out.

3.) Jaemin

DESPITE BEING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND A TOTAL DORKAZOID i see him being pretty smart. [This is aside the point but hes mentioned before that his favorite subject is P.E and my initial reaction was ‘ugh wHAT IF HE TAKES IT WAY TOO SERIOUSLY but he really pegs me as the type of person who does his homework as soon as he gets back from school and usually doesn’t need help. Mark also said that Jaemin is super good with tech stuff/computers (thats super cute im deceased) and the other members have mentioned that Jaemin is a pretty smart person :’)

4.) Mark

okAY HONESTLY THIS BOY REMINDS ME OF MINGYU “wtf how??” HEAR ME OUT,, Mingyu was super busy with schedules throughout his last year of HS yet he graduated top of his class despite busy schedules and no one saw it coming cause after seeing him sneeze on every one everyone assumed ‘LMAO HES AN IDIOT’ and suddenly YEET BITCH. So now we have Mark, aka: The King Of Busy Schedules™ who is probably gonna shake the world and be top of his class (or very high up there) because after being that busy he must be really good at time management and despite his super clumsy (dorkazoid) persona I feel like pretty really good at school and may have difficulty with like Geometry or smth

5.) Jeno

on top of being a perfect, good-looking little shit who tries so hard to make me unloyal to NaNa,, he seems like he may have some difficulties in certain classes but I honestly see him as being really good at math, specifically algebra for some reason (maybe cause algebra is extra just like him or maybe cause every fuckboi ive ever met was great at math ;) JK HES NOT A FUCKBOI i hope BUT HES AS GOOD LOOKING AS ONE AMIRITE. ANYWAYS BEFORE I GOT CARRIED AWAY i do believe hes super smart but just has more difficulties with certain things :’)

6.) Jisung

Honestly, i see him being very smart BUT I don’t see him applying himself much. Rather, I see him focusing on the things he's more confident with, like dancing. He is reserved and shy thus i can see him not asking for help when needed which can really set him back. But because he's is so reserved I imagine that he's really good at observing people/they’re behavior as very quiet people often are. He enjoys sociology (sociology is more of the study of social behavior) so I can definitely see him being very good at as well as psychology that but he's so young so soon he’ll be just as advanced with certain things as his hyungs.

7.) Haechan

Okay I honestly see Haechan as a really good student, someone as witty as him is bound to be smart. Though hes always very mischievous and sassy but i do see him taking school very seriously without admitting it. I see him putting lots of effort into his classes but i see him as the type to not like to ask for help cause he doesn’t want to come off as dumb. “Hyung do you need help?” “Pshh nah I understand this completely” “uh okay” ‘DEAR GOD HELP ME WHAT DOES FORTNIGHT MEAN???’ but like Renjun I see him offering help when hes very confident in something.

#nct #nct dream #haechan #mark #jisung #jaemin #renjun #chenle #jeno #doyoung #taeyong

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323398149 · 7 years

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2017 update

omg the other day i said hi to one of the other dank memes admins and he was so shocked and like stumbled over his words and was like “yeah i know you i was like wow this girl has really good funny memes” and i just nodded and smiled LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL IT WAS AMAZING warmed my heart i have fans guys

mist is in less than a week!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my team went from 4 to 8 woooooooooo doubled that shit yas

deca was great

we’re gonna start a ceramics club and i think imma do treasurer

imma write an article on the new guy running for ndp leader for mustang print

ap exams are coming up and im doing both ap english 1 and 2

ted rogers accepted me for both business management and accounting and finance

by best friends are happily dating <3

the guy i was “talking to” last year now has a girl so there’s that looool

i’m 5′9″ !!!!!!!!!!! (in my timbs loool sike)

imma start working out again starting wednesday 5 lbs per month

hoping to hear back from rye eng soon-ish, i applied to industrial with an 86 avg and the cut off is 84 so hopefully ill be fine

uhmmm my best friend died lol :/ miss her everyday, two weeks today

same i just switched tabs back to fb cause im the fucking meme queen these days LOOOL ppl tag me in memes ive introduced them to the notifs poor in haha

anyways yeah damn so much has happened

i have the hugest crush on jcole these days holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiit he’s faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaav

uuuuuuh yeah yo ceramics is sooo great everyone walks by and goes wowowowow at whatever im working on and im like saaaame am i an artsy kid now? jks it’s rly just about being precise so tbh math. i had the highest mark at one point and everyone came over to congratulate me like THAT’S how positive the atmosphere is there i love it sm

aaah i’m killing all my classes (except physics ha)

ram literally calls me one of his fav students so there’s that <3 (luh u too ram)

but yeah yo damn i made this blog as a little kid and here i am at 18 damn

tbh i noticed the only difference between 17 and 18 is that i now clean my room without being told to hahahah

bruh im so happy i cant even put it into words im content with all i have and so appreciative of it

the world is still a shit place but i now walk thru it looking for ways to brighten it yknow?

#tp #personal

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BBKY92 has posted!

By some small miracle, chanyeol makes it back to his apartment, jongin in tow. He thought they had taken uber pool but apparently not so they were having an impromptu drunken sleepover.

Chanyeol’s place is mini sized. It’s got zero bedrooms, one bath, and a small kitchen. they nearly trip over and die over the shoes at the door but somehow manage to land on the bed [if you can even call it that]. It’s nothing more than a futon on the floor with a bunch of pillows and some stuffed animals.

Jongin’s sprawled on his back, chanyeol side eyes his sockless state of foot that had probably been sockless since the start. That guy never liked socks. Chanyeol never liked sweaty feet from not wearing socks. It could not go on like this. He’s about to voice his views on this matter when jongin drops his phone on his own face.

Chanyeol bursts out laughing, jongin’s groaning background noise.

“are you okay?” chanyeol asks to be ‘polite.’ Jongin scowls and the phone slips out of his hand again. “you are not okay.” Chanyeol confirms.

“my screen is so bright dude.” Jongin complains. “its blinding”

“you can change it on your settings.”

“I did – oh shit!”

“what?!”

“kyungsoo called me.”

Chanyeol’s eyes widen. A mad kyungsoo was basically the end of your days. Or jongin’s days at least.

“why didn’t you answer it?” chanyeol asks in horror.

“I didn’t hear it!” jongin yells.

Chanyeol shakes his head and reaches for his phone. “oooooooo. he called me too.”

“seriously?!”

“deadass.”

“oh my god… I wouldn’t be surprised if he showed up here any second now…” jongin blinks up at the ceiling seemingly having accepted his fate.

“fuck that.” Chanyeol scoffs laying on his side and snuggling the nearest pillow. “tell him youre staying over. Im sure he can survive one night without you.”

“okay.”

“stop saying okay.”

“okay.”

“I changed my mind, have him come here and get you the fuck out of my bed.”

“im sorry.”

Chanyeol throws a stuffed toy at him, reminds himself to say sorry to rainbow [his alpaca] later for using him as a weapon, and reaches for his laptop.

“I’ma throw up.”

“go to the bathroom.”

“okay.”

Chanyeol barely gives jongin the time of day as the younger male wobbles to the toilet. That’s what he gets. He had spent a whopping $80 earlier and it did not even include tip yet.

The alcohol is still rampant in his veins, chanyeols cheeks are flushed despite the cool temperate of his room. His eyes feels heavy, sleep threatening to overcome him soon. But he had some business he had to take care of. It was only 6pm [ they had been at the beer and chicken place for 4 hours before migrating to the nearest bar and ordering more rounds ] [ thankfully lit!jongin had been in a friendly mood and paid for it that time ]

Chanyeol quickly logs onto his tumblr and in five seconds flat uploads his video, checks bkhyn92s page, sees no updates, and slams his laptop shut. He lays down and is idly wondering if he had a password lock on there when he feels jongin collapse next to him, out like a light.

-- it isn’t morning yet when chanyeol wakes up next.

Its his turn to yack it.

Feeling like he was going to give birth through his mouth to a mutant chicken beer and soju blob chanyeol barely makes it to the bowl of his toilet.

“help me im dying.” He says to his shower curtain. it is of no help as the 2nd round causes chanyeol’s eyes to water.

After making a blood oath with himself in his mind to never drink again, chanyeol’s got the taste of tooth paste in his mouth instead of well. We don’t need to describe it.

The time on the microwave glimmers at him in the darkness.

10;30pm

Chanyeol settles on his bed, trying to ignore jongin cuddling rainbow the alpaca and is about to drift back off into much needed sleep when his phone vibrates loudly.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT.

BZZZZZZZT.

Ignore it, chanyeol thinks.

BZZZZZZZT BZZT BZZT BZZZZZZZZZZZZT

Don’t ignore it, chanyeol reconsiders.

With a dramatic FUCK MY LIFE muttered under his breath, chanyeol answers without looking.

“WHAT.”

“hello chanyeol.”

He blanches. That voice.

“s-soo?”

Do kyungsoo, the guardian of the seven rings of hell. No jk. But he totally can be if he ever applied for that job.

“nice of you to answer. I don’t know what I would have done if you didn’t.”

“of course. Um.”

“jongin there?”

“yeah. He’s knocked out.” Chanyeol says apologetically hating how he was going to get the blame for jongin’s idea to get shitfaced in mid afternoon.

“is he ok?” kyungsoo asks, instead of the SEND ME YOUR LOCATION for proof chanyeol was expecting. Kyungsoo was a bit overprotective in the cutest and deadliest way possible.

“he should be.” chanyeol kicks jongin in the leg to see if he is alive. Jongin groans. “yeah hes fine. Did you want to come swoop him?”

“no way. He might yack in my car.”

Such a caring bf. That’s bae. Jongin was a lucky guy.

“well don’t worry, hes safe here with me. Unless he tries to draw a penis on my face. Then I cant make any promises.”

“my relationship turnover was coming up anyway.” Kyungsoo jokes darkly. Chanyeol snickers despite a small voice in his mind squeaking pls don’t hurt me through out this whole conversation. “by the way, I heard you were going on a date with Baekhyun tomorrow.”

Jesus did jongin alert the media? Was there a new snapchat filter for this too? which countries still didn’t know? Has that billboard for rent been bought out to make a glowing neon sign yet? Did he make a medical breakthrough to relay messages to fetuses in the wombs as well? You know, since he felt the need to open his big mouth and tell everyone.

“uh. Yeah. I guess.”

“I’m pretty excited to see how this turns out.”

“do you know Baekhyun?” chanyeol asks curiously. One part of him felt kinda weird talking to kyungsoo on the phone while his boyfriend was spooning an alpaca.

“we went to the same music school together.”

“oh.” Chanyeol, the greatest conversationalist ever. Replies.

“he’s a nice guy once you get to know him. Don’t be offended by his ratchet self. He may seem like a thot, but that’s just an image he tries to maintain.” Kyungsoo says helpfully.

Chanyeol meanwhile is trying to do some math in his head. Did he hear correctly? Was he still drunk? Why on earth would anyone want to up hold their thottie honor? This is why chanyeol was single.

“don’t tell him I told you this, but hes still pretty down in the dumps about his break up. He was actually serious about that guy. It just didn’t work out you know?”

“uhhuh.” Chanyeol wanted to know more but at the same time he didn’t want to pry. He was raised to be respectful of other peoples business. Baekhyuns secrets, personal and his, didn’t need to be told to him by someone else.

“I could tell you more if you want.”

“sure.”

That previous paragraph never happened.

“he’s probably going to try to smash.”

“what.”

“yeah. Havent you heard the best way to get over a guy is to get under another one?”

No. of course not. the last time he checked he hadn’t subscribed to the Thotsmopolitan.

“are you sure about this?” chanyeol asks swallowing hard, the feeling of nervousness deep-throating him.

“yup.” A yawn. “I might have said too much.”

“wait. So should i… you know.”

“if you like him, you shouldn’t.”

Ah yes. that made total sense. Don’t get into the pants of someone youre feeling.

“because that will automatically make you look like a fuckboy. it’s a test of sorts. That’s why im telling you. I think youd be a good match for him.”

“why is that?”

“youd just balance each other out.”

Chanyeols starting to wonder just how much kyungsoo knew about him. Whenever he third wheeled it was all good times; karaoke bowling pet cafes… nothing ever deep. Perhaps jongin be talking shit?

“anyway. Good luck tomorrow and have fun! Tell jongin he better be home before I wake up with breakfast ready or else.”

“yes sir!”

“goodnight chanyeol.”

sweet

“So you’re chanyeol?”

“yes. last time I checked.”

Baekhyun looks amused despite the judgemental tone of his voice.

Chanyeol just looks uncomfortable.

The date came sooner than he would like [he had a mere less than 24 hours to prepare himself and half those hours were him hungover on soju]. Now he found himself sitting in the same chicken and beer spot [seriously was there no other place to go to around these parts?] with jongin’s music teacher for company.

“and when was that?” Baekhyun asks innocently sipping at his water. Chanyeol takes note of his hands. Theyre very pretty. Like the rest of the guy. Except when he opens his mouth. He seems to be snarky but playful which isn’t bad, but chanyeol is socially awkward at times like these.

He swallows a weird lump in his throat. “um.” He didn’t quite know how to answer that.

“kidding!” Baekhyun laughs. “I don’t need to know last time you checked.”

Then why did you ask, chanyeol thinks crazily. He sips his water too with a pained smile. Baekhyun was seriously intimidating and he didn’t know why. Maybe its because they were both sober and what kyungsoo had said echoes back and forth in chanyeol’s mind like a 1980s horror cartoon. ‘he’s gonna wanna smaaaaaaaaaAssshhhhhhhhh’ kyungsoo replayss in a creepy singsong voice.

“want to get something to drink?” chanyeol blurts.

Baekhyun raises an eyebrow. “do you want to get me drunk…?”

“no! no. I just.” Chanyeol rambles, horrified at the insinuation. He wasn’t a fuckboy!

“chill. I wanna get me drunk.” Baekhyun winks. “a pitcher and a bottle of chamisul sound good to you?”

“sounds good, yeah, great actually.” Chanyeol agrees nodding his head repeatedly. Baekhyun laughs again.

“someones eager.” Baekhyun comments. “or a raging alcoholic.”

Chanyeol pouts but he realizes Baekhyun is just teasing.

The alcohol arrives soon enough and after the first two soju bombs chanyeol is feeling less stressed and more relaxed. Baekhyun looks the same, a sign he must have high alcohol tolerance. Whos the raging alcoholic now?

“tell me about yourself.” Baekhyun drawls, gaze focused solely on chanyeol. His pretty eyes are outlined with black liner, and despite appearing as sober as fifteen minutes ago has a slight pink glow dusting across his cheek bones. “why are you single.”

Chanyeol blinks, has to seriously come up with an answer to that question. He ends up laughing awkwardly, scratching his head. “oh I guess I just don’t really have much time to date and plus its hard to meet people nowadays, I think… “

“How long have you been single?”

“Um… a few months,” A FEW YEARS, his mind and penis scream at him in devastation.

“Ooh. No hook ups or anything?” Baekhyun asks casually pouring a shot for the both of them.

Chanyeol isn’t sure if he should confess to not having boned in A FEW YEARS or to try and seem cool by saying he got hoes in different area codes. But he didn’t wanna be a fuckboy. gods, was this a test? There was no winning!

“No…” he ends up answering honestly. He takes his shot without Baekhyun and downs his beer.

Baekhyun looks truly surprised. “wow. So you’re saying you haven’t gotten laid in months?” he whistles, and takes his drink.

“its not really a big deal to me,” chanyeol explains hastily, defending his unwanted chastity belt.

“uhhuh.” Baekhyun nods, pouring yet another set of beer and soju. “hooking up isn’t a big deal to you.”

“no!” chanyeol exclaims. “no, I meant. Like. Nevermind.”

Baekhyun smiles coyly at him through his eyelashes. “cheers to that.”

“cheers to what?”

“hooking up.”

They down their respective alcohol even though chanyeol isn’t sure what the hell that meant but strangely finds himself not too worried. Baekhyuns presence is becoming comfortable, and with every shot, chanyeol feels like he can be more and more himself. Baekhyun laughs a lot at his reactions and stories, and chanyeol is captivated everytime Baekhyun opens his mouth, looks at him, pours drink, takes a shot, anything really. Baekhyun is truly gorgeous, and attractive af. There was just something about him and chanyeol is suddenly thinking about baekhyuns previous question except about Baekhyun – why was he single?

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