#jimin would of wanted his hobi-hyung with him!!! 😭😭😭

[moonsiechild]

Oh my god… Hobi wouldn’t be there for Jimin’s solo debut…

#whhhhhhhy #WHHHYY!!! 😭😭😭 #jimin would of wanted his hobi-hyung with him!!! 😭😭😭 #bts #jihope #moonsie's babbles.☽˚｡⋆. <3 #park jimin #bts jimin #jimin #hobi #jung hoseok #bts j hope #jhope #bts military service #bts military enlistment #jimin face

[nightswithkookmin]

Not being jealous or mean I'm truly an ot7 army. but i noticed theres a diff in how media treats each member individually. like the amount of media coverage both kmedia and international jimin got from dior and now tiffany&co from the announcement of his new ambassadorship alone is insane 😭 and mind you, theres wasnt that hype with hobi (LV) or yoongi (valentino).I got sad when some armys legit didn't know about yoongis deal.myself knew about taes new ambassadorship after two days when I logged on twitter and it's was until I checked ot7 accs.other platforms were silent about it.so I was asking do you think it's true what some people say about media favoring jimin more?..I'm not a hater but I want to understand how this things work.because some members who I would think would make the noise are not,! jimin is making so much noise and its kinda unfair for my ot7 heart,because this whole solo era just made me think if jimin decides to leave the group his popularity will skyrocket even more cause it's like he has hidden fans not only army fandom and im selfish.

Okay... let me break it down like this

The Hyung line in general don't have as much traction as the Maknae line in BTS. It's not shade that's just the way things work in kpop- save for a few instances.

With Jimin being part of the Maknae line you should understand he is not comparable to anyone in the hyung line. He naturally will garner more attention than anyone in the Hyung line. He is Maknae too.

When it comes to the Maknae line, Jungkook being the youngest gets a lot of traction for the sheer sake of it. He's the Golden Maknae. The youngest in any group tend to get this level of traction and attention naturally- again save for few instances.

Wait. Hold up. Unfair for Jimin to get this attention?

I'm gonna ignore that and carry on with the post 😒

The media does not favor JM more it's just Jimin treats the media with more grace than the others- Suga calls out the media, Tae claps back at them, Namjoon makes snarky remakes about the media to their face. Jungkook just wants punch them in the face.

The media is not their friend. Do you see the crap they report about BTS? Do you see the headlines? They are assholes. Especially kmedia with their creepy asses.

When you say they are favoring Jimin all I can think about is the hosanna before his crucifixion.

Okay the last part made me smile 😃

The part you said JM has hidden fans made me melt won't lie🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

Good good, let's continue this conversation cos I was about to pull your edges off thinking you was an anti in disguise 😆

As I was saying, the hyung line has less social traction compared to the maknae line for a number of reasons beyond their control.

We really shouldn't compare the Hyung line and the maknae line. We really shouldn't. Even before their solos they weren't treated equally by fans. It's why most times we had to work extra hard to push their content and support them because if we left things to chance they would have tanked hard. I call it affirmative action and that's where the strength of OTZ lies. We balance these things out.

And let's not blame Jimin for it. Because truth is had it been Jk or Tae they would have overshadowed the hyung line too. It's rock beats scissors, maknae beats hyung line.

Among the maknaes, I feel Jungkook would have been the most followed out of BTS but his personality tends to be a bit controversial with the tattoos and dating scandals and I don't give a fuck attitude which kinda suits his personna but rubs people off the wrong way. even that he's still the Golden Maknae. Can't take that away from him.

Tae has the oppressed under dog vibe going for him. From day one, he was hidden by the company, he was marginalized as the alien of the group, laughed at by friends, raised on a farm, and his grandma died. Then it turns out not only is he hot and talented, he's goofy, has a heart of gold and has that bit of fire in him you just don't want to mess with him he will cut you

Yet however they both are missing something that comes naturally for Jimin- mystery and obsession.

I don't know how Jimin is doing it but he is doing it.

He has a shit ton of sex appeal, has a voice so unique it piques your curiosity, looks like nothing you've ever seen, mad mad classy, mature, disciplined, accessible, consumable- he has that level of success that looks attainable if only you follow his blue print.

Having the success of the Golden Maknae is unattainable to most people. Not everyone has youth on their side, not everyone has a perfect pitch to stand out of the lot, not everyone has the natural talent Jungkook has which comes without him even trying.

It's the same with Tae. To get the success he has you would have to be him specifically.

With Jimin it's different. His success does not rest on his looks or voice alone. In fact, I'd argue his success doesn't come from any of that at all and I think it's intentional on his part. He doesn't rely on luck- that doesn't mean he doesn't have it, he do. He just don't make that his whole personality.

And that's what Tae was talking about in I-land. There are very tangible aspects to his success. It's what makes him the rookie Bible. He demystifies success and makes it replicable. It's easy to look at him and feel inspired and assured if you work just as hard as Jimin then you should get the same results- except you can't work just as hard cos what he does is humanly impossible💀

Jungkook named him Tripple A effort guy and he's right.

I feel this is why a company like hybe would love him. He doesn't let his looks do the talking for him. He doesn't rely on his looks or say I have a unique voice and that's it. He leaves nothing to chance.

He is very interesting. And that interest often leads people into obsessing over him. Once you Jim in you can't Jim out.

Tae's haters and detractors don't care enough about him to follow him around and keep tabs on him.

Jk's haters couldn't give a fuck about him too.

However Jimin's haters are so obsessed with him they turn around to be his fans which is crazy🤣🤣🤣

They look at him and just don't understand why he's successful the way he is and I feel that's how the obsession with him begins 😆

They want to know where he's at, who he's with, what he's doing. Yet dude is so mysterious they get nothing out of him which only intensify their obsession😩

They will listen to his music all the way through just so they can come on the internet and say it's shitty- 🤣

Jimin is admirable. Brands admire him, regular folks admire him. People want him to succeed for the same reasons they may want someone like TAE to succeed. They are both a rags to riches story. Except they both have fans who engage in very different fan behaviors.

Which is what it all comes down to. Jimin's fans behave differently from any members' fans. Perhaps people should pay attention to that before acting jealous of him.

It's just as how BTS fans behave and engage in very different fan behaviors to other idols' fans. And don't hurt your head, there a countless experts who have tried to research Army to understand what it is about BTS keeps us tethered to them but haven't a clue.

Also let's not confuse followers for fans. Just because one member has a lot of followers does not mean they have the most fans out of BTS💀

People can fake accounts and follow anyone but not everyone of those accounts may be a true fan.

Jimin knows how to work the public. He knows what we want. He can enchant us and play us like a violin if he so chooses. He's behind a lot of the successes of BTS especially with regards to their public image.

He's a master curator, he's the voice telling them don't get drunk and vlive, move this way on the stage, hold it a big longer, post this, don't post that, why? Because he knows how to work the public. I'd say Tae too to be honest.

I don't think JM has fully stepped into his power. You are right to say his fame will skyrocket if he breaks away. He has the skills and experience, knowledge, creativity and discipline to make him forever relevant.

If anyone is going to become a household name I trust it's jimin because he gets it. He gets that talent alone won't get you anywhere, looks alone won't suffice you gotta be the whole package and HE IS THE WHOLE PACKAGE.

JIMIN IS THE WHOLE PACKAGE

[minkookiejjk]

💛💕🦋𝐏𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝟓🦋💕💜

32- Not him saying "OH ALRIGHT" as if we don't that he'll do it if it's Jimin 🙄

33- What a caring boyfriend! "Jungkook" Always taking good care of his patootie😭🥹🫶

34- Bro woke up in the night just to record himself, wishing his man a happy birthday 👀

*Nobody has ever done this for me* 😭😭🤣🤣

𝐐𝐍:*Has he ever done it for any other member?!*

𝐀: *𝐀 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐍𝐎* 𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐨

35- Jk: If I were a girl, I would want someone with his personality-ah ok let's go with "Jimin Hyung"

𝐈 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐈'𝐃 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐉𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆 *Jk side eye 👀*

*𝐨𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐆𝐨𝐝 👀 𝐛𝐫𝐨 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐟 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝. 𝐈𝐟 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝'𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐨 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐮𝐩 😫😫* 👀👀👀👀

36- The day I saw this, I screamed. Bro literally did it in front of thousands of people😫🤣

37- Jm flying to NY to support Jk 👀, Jk releasing SEVEN on 14th that coincided with SILVER DAY which is a couples' day in SK where couples exchange promise rings as their relationship grows stronger, being spotted walking around on the streets together, going to KOREAN BBQ in NYC which had flowers at the entrance and btw did y'all watch his SEVEN PERFORMANCE AT INKIGAYO? *It was actually NYC themed I'M SCREAMING*, But again Jm never attended Jk's show at GMA and we never got any live stream yet we ohhh not even we but the whole mf world knew very well that they are together 😤😤*I was badly waiting for it😭😭😭😭* This is so awkward and different when Jimin is with other members, we always get a live stream like he showed up at Lollapalooza show and did a live stream with Hobi and it was the same with Yoongi 🙄🙄🙄

OK MR. PARK JIMIN WHY ARE YOU PLAYING SO HARD TO GET? 🤨 JK HAS BEEN CALLING YOU OUT TO DO A LIVE STREAM TOGETHER SINCE FEBRUARY TILL NOW!! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ BRO IS ABOUT TO FAKE HIS DEATH JUST BECAUSE OF JM😭😭🤣🤣

"𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍, 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐁𝐔𝐌, 𝐉𝐈𝐓𝐁, 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍, 𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐘 𝐃𝐀𝐘𝐒, 𝐏𝐑𝐄-𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐄-𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 " 🔥♥🌈💘🌼🦋💕💛💜

#minkook #kookmin #jikook #jikook is #jikook is real

[princesslachimolala]

The 8th Member of Bangtan 💜

•••

Chapter 3 - The Cook Off 🍗🍲🍳

Synopsis: you (y/n 🦊) are the 8th member of bts and are involved in all the fun and banter with the boys as you work on your music and side projects for army

Pairings: platonic! ot7 x gn! reader

Warnings: brief mention of a knife used in the kitchen for cooking

Authors note: inspired by the run BTS episodes, reader is gender neutral (gn) so read the honorific’s as they apply to you

Enjoy!✨

•••

🐰: it’s filming day tomorrow right?

🐹: yes jk! it’s the chefs episode!

🦊: will there be professional chefs or just us?

🐨: we should eat a big breakfast in case we can’t cook good

🐹: speak for yourself joonie and it’ll just be us baby petal

🐨: but we’ll share right Jin hyung?

🦊: I’ll share with you Joonie🫶🏻

🐨: thanks baby petal

🐹: …

🐥: do we all get to call y/n that now or?

🐹: …

🐱: taking Jin hyungs silence as a yes

🐹: my ellipses are saying more than my words can…

🐻: BABY PETAL!!!!!!

🐹: 🤦🏻‍♂️

🦊: hey guys🫶🏻 I thought you were all sleeping, the dorm is so quiet

🐥: we were all gaming with our headphones in

🦊: you all played games without me?? You let me go to bed while you were all having fun??😭

🐰: no noona/hyung!! We were playing the scary game you don’t like…🥹

🦊: ah okay kook

🐿: don’t be annoyed y/n-ie🫶🏻 I’m scared of it too but I’m watching the maknaes while the other hyungs are resting in bed

🦊: can I come play too please, Hobi oppa/hyung?🥹

🐱: you’ll have nightmares y/n-ie

🐹: yah we can’t repeat this every time with this video game

🐰: we can switch to Mario kart noona/hyung🙏🏻

🦊: it’s okay kook🙏🏻 keep playing

🐱: you should all be in bed soon anyway, we have a early call time tomorrow. Hobah- are you not tired?

🐿: kinda hyung😅

🐹: right kids get to bed! sweet dreams, love hyung/oppa

🐻: that message was the most dad thing Jin hyungs ever sent

🦊: it was sweet!

🐻: okay baby petal 🙄

🐹: bed, now

•••

Today the producers announced that bangtan would be cooking for todays episode. You were excited because as it turns out you were a great cook… the boys slobbered over you kimchi fried rice, japchae and bibimbap that you would cook for them whenever they requested or you were cooking for yourself and decided to make enough for them too.

But as soon as the producer announced that the two members that would have to judge the cooking competition were the members who were the best cooks, your hopes of impressing army and winning today were dashed.

Of course Jin was the main cook in the group - he’d been cooking all your meals and even Jungkook’s school lunches before he graduated since your pre-debut days. But you gained skills from him by watching him, helping him out now and again and from your family back home. Just because you were the second youngest member of bangtan doesn’t mean you couldn’t be nifty in the kitchen.

You sort of hoped the boys would forget about this fact though, when they started deciding the judges and the teams.

“Jin is definitely a judge, it would be unfair to have him on a team” Yoongi offered diplomatically.

Jin agreed to judge straight away and sat back to watch the rest of the deliberations happening with a smile. He knew there would be some heated deliberations and it would be funny.

“Hobi is a good cook too but I think Jungkook should be a judge,” Tae said pointing the finger at his maknae.

Hobi was pleased with his compliment but Jungkook looked offended, his widened eyes and mouth ready to set out his argument - the maknae always wanted in on the competition.

“I’m a worse cook than y/n,” he offered, “besides I want to make my glazed sweet potatoes for everyone”

No one could resist the bun’s pleas, so the attention turned to you.

“Yah, their hiding behind Joon hyung as if we’ll forget about them” Jimin laughed.

And it was true, the sight of you shielding yourself behind Namjoons wall of muscle was comical as you peaked out behind him. You agreed to judge after the boys went on and on about your cooking talents and the unfairness of it all. The producers looked just about ready to pull their own hair out but some staff were giggling and smiling knowingly at bangtans antics.

•••

Yoongi’s team was making a seafood stew while Hobi’s team were cooking a chicken dish. Like Namjoon, you weren’t the biggest fan of seafood but you wouldn’t be biased against the team.

At first you and Jin watched on as everyone assumed their roles - Yoongi and Jimin worked like a little duo, having sidelined Tae to eat bread rolls and peel potatoes.

Hobi, Namjoon and Jungkook proved to be a little more chaotic together - who knew two hyungs and a maknae would cause more chaos than the team with just one hyung and two maknaes?

Namjoon was butchering the chicken carcass like he had a personal vendetta against this particular chicken, making everyone laugh at his lack of kitchen skills. Hobi was dancing and scooting around the station like he couldn’t stay still, yet somehow managed to add and stir things into the pot. And Jungkook was already off on his own self-appointed side mission (making the glazed sweet potatoes as he promised).

“Aren’t you going to give armys instructions so they can make it too?” You crept behind Jungkook.

“Yah it’s dangerous to scare someone in the kitchen noona/hyung!”

“And no… the recipe is my secret sorry army” he directed towards the go pro camera you were holding below his face at a presumably unflattering angle, wiggling this eyebrows.

“Literally anyone can look up a glazed sweet potato recipe, JK, you didn’t invent it” Jin popped in.

“But mine has a secret recipe hyung”

“And what is that?”

“Love” he said with a straight face and finger heart shot into the camera, causing giggles to explode around the kitchen.

You scooted around to the other teams table and were immediately offered a bite of jam-spread roll from Tae which you gladly accepted (the smell of food was making you exceedingly hungry).

“Thanks Tae-Tae” you smiled.

“Yah! I see favouritism over there!” Hobi called over with accusing eyes.

“Concentrate on your pot hyung!” Jimin rebuted, “there’s nothing to see here!”

“Yah just because the bread rolls were on that side of the bench” Namjoon added accusingly.

“There’s no favouritism everyone can just calm down or I’m deducting points from both teams!” Jin announced.

“You can’t deduct!” Jungkook was appalled, “we haven’t even finished yet!”

Jin was clearly enjoying his power too much, he thought.

•••

The chaos died down as soon as a time limit was announced and everyone focused on their recipes.

“Baby petal and I are cooking something nice to pass the last 15 minutes” Jin explained into the small go pro camera you held in your hand.

He calmly directed you to add sugar to his frying potato slices.

“It’s simple but delicious, something a chef once taught me” he explained, while flipping the potato with his chopsticks and offering you a mouthful.

You could already begin to imagine the comments of army:

“Jin is so soft with y/n🥹”

“Jin and his baby petal are you kidding me🥲”

“baby petal and jinnie giving us wholesome content once again🌸”

…if the producers decided to include your footage in this episode that is.

“Five minutes left!” the producer called to the room.

The boys hastened, plating their food and doing finishing touches. Jimin and Taehyung were busy praising each other for their work, Hobi and Namjoon were screaming at their chicken pot to boil faster and you and Jin were walking around with the go pros, successfully distracting the chefs. You all doubled over when you realised Jungkooks glazed sweet potatoes were stuck to the plate like cement.

“That’s time!”

Everyone put their dishes on the front bench. You were doubled over again when you realised Tae had presented the dipping sauce he made for the potato pancakes in such an ostentatious way - a ceramic squirrel figurine plate encased in a glass bell jar, ON TOP OF a glass cake stand, that he called “squirrel trapped in a garden”.

You took your spoons and the boys watched you and Jin taste their work with rapt attention. The seafood dish was surprisingly tasty given your disdain for eating anything that once lived in water, and the potato pancakes and sauce were so good you almost shed a tear.

“Yah, y/n-ie is nearly crying, that’s how you know it’s good food” Yoongi cooed, pleased with himself and his team.

The chicken dish was also delicious but getting the sweet potatoes into your mouth proved comical. Jin managed to prise one piece with his chopsticks with some strength but when you tried to, you pulled too hard and the potato went flying across the room, sending the boys into a laughing frenzy.

You just knew the editors were going to edit the scene of Jungkooks creation in all sorts of ways - repeated, zoomed in, slo mo, a sliding whistle sound overlayed and with cartoon wings attached as it glided from the front to the back of the kitchen.

Recomposed, you tried again and found the sweet treat an absolute delight.

“They taste like the Middle Ages,” jin commented much to everyone’s confusion.

“They taste like 2014 to me” you laughed, “when kookie used to cook them for us… did you have a past life oppa/hyung?”

“I like both dishes, the seafood is something I would order but the sweet potatoes are amazing” Jin said distracting from his tangent.

“I think Jiminie should have an extra 5 points for cooking with baby pink hair”

The room was a mixture of laughter and outrage at your statement.

“Why??!”

“It’s not a hair competition!”

“Yah, that’s not fair!”

“Hobi hyung has pink hair too, noona/hyung!”

“And joonie has lilac hair that’s cool too we should get double points”

“Yah fine! No extra points for hair style” you conceded with a pout, staring longingly at jimins baby pink locks that looked just the colour of cotton candy floss.

Jimin giggled and gave your face a squish with his hands mumbling “cute” under his breath.

You told Jin to pick a winner since the boys could no longer trust you with making an impartial decision and with the count of 3, Jin chose the seafood team as the winners. Everyone cheered the winners and commiserated the losers and filming was commenced.

Jimin, Tae and Yoongi toddled off to get driven back to the dorm while you and Jin stayed to help the losing team out with their punishment (cleaning the kitchen).

•••

Back at the dorm, the boys were showered and changed into fresh comfortable clothes. You all gathered in the livingroom as it was time to talk about tomorrow’s schedule.

“How was the punishment?”

“It was fine but y/n-ie ran out of the kitchen as soon as Hobi hyung asked them to take out the rubbish”

“I have a phobia!”

“Oh we know” Tae said rolling his eyes.

“At least I cleaned the pots and kookie’s sweet potato plate, the sauce was all hard and stuck” you grimaced.

“The food was so good, though I’m hungry again” Jimin complained.

“Should we order Chinese food for a change?”

There was various agreements and other suggestions but everyone’s mind was starting to get foggy from tiredness and hours of not eating.

“I’ll order it then!” Jungkook whipped out his phone and sprang up to call the staff.

“So, we have to be up by 6am tomorrow, I’ve booked the dance studio for 7am” Hobi said, serious dance instructor look now on his face.

“We’ll all be there up on time won’t we…” Jin asked around his dongsaengs mostly directed at you because you were always glued to your bed in the early mornings.

“Yes oppas/hyungs” you said with a yawn.

“That’s promising” Hobi laughed.

You were tired from filming and all the boys agreed that filming at the same time as preparing a comeback was exhausting. But at the end of the day it was all they wanted to do and it was all for army to enjoy.

•••

A/n: thanks for reading! I think the next instalment will be a dance practise chapter instead of filming an episode, let me know if you have any fun ideas/dynamics you want to see!💖

#bts army #bts fanfic #bts x reader #bangtan #bts #bts hobi #bts jeon jungkook #bts jimin #bts jin #bts namjoon #bts taehyung #bts suga #bts x gender neutral reader #bts yoongi #bts jungkook #bts v #bts x y/n #platonic #bts rm #bts seokjin #bts jk #bts jhope

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jιn ιѕ вald dawgѕ

8 participants-8 online

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Jungkook: bruh who named the group chat

Y/n: that would be me why? Ain't it a pretty name?

Jimin: I mean-

Hobi: you bold for this one

Y/n: am not

Hobi: are too

Namjoon: tf?

Tae: Namjoon hyung cursing?

Yoongi: it’s late, why are y'all texting me at this late hour

Y/n: it's 7. What is there to be late from?

Namjoon: tae shut up

Tae: no you

Namjoon: I'm not arguing with you today

Jimin: you wasn't going to anyway

Jin: shut up. And change the group chat name now

Y/n: fine.

wαp wαp jín α grαndpα

Jungkook: bro 😭

Jin: see she's always fucking with me

This is why we fight

🔫🔫🔫🔫

Y/n: you don't own a gun?

Namjoon:???

Yoongi: Fr

Jimin: stop using my slag

Hobi: dude what.

Jungkook: short people always talking

Jimin: don't you're mom love me tho?

Jungkook: and?

Y/n: she loves me too

Was in her bed last night

Fucking her raw

Jin: what

Jungkook: this is why I blocked you now

Always saying dumb shit

Y/n: fight me pussy

Jimin: how about we don't?

Tae: how about we do

Namjoon: yeah y'all slow

Jin: didn't you fail to plug up the radio

I seen you struggling don't lie

Namjoon: I hope you die

Y/n: im-

Jungkook: wow hyung

Tae: can I kill him with you?

Hobi: what

Tae: what? I want his hoodies

Yoongi: so you want him dead for his hoodies?

Namjoon: don't even have him explain it

He's fucking slow too

Tae: imma stab you

Jimin: I leave for two seconds

Y/n: that ain't nothing new

Jin: change the gc

Y/n: no

Jin kicked y/n out the gc

Jungkook: you gonna get her back or-

Namjoon: I leave for a second

and she's already kicked

Tae added Y/n

Y/n: fuck you jin, old bitch

Jin: fuck me? fuck you

Yoongi: how about both of yall shut the fuck up

Jimin: damn

Namjoon: You too

Jungkook: double kill

Hobi: pew pew

Y/n kicked Yoongi out the gc

Y/n kicked Namjoon out the gc

Hobi: oh.

Jimin: yeah good night hyung

Jungkook: fr same gotta feed the dog hahah

Tae: i gotta walk my fish?

Jin: you don't have one

Tae: don't worry about me old man

Jungkook:...yeah bye

Jungkook offline

Hobi: haha haha

Hobi offline

Tae offline

Jin: just you, me and jimin huh

Jimin: tf you mean i'm leaving

Jimin offline

Y/n offline

Jin: damnit! you damn brats

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A/n: Now y’all probably thinking right, where the hell this come from and I’ll tell y’all what. This same like group chat is on wattpad that I posted on one of my stories? Like my bts one shots😭 so if y’all have seen half of the stuff I did post it came from wattpad as well:)

#bts #oneshots #funny #bts fanfction #jin #jungkook #namjoon #yoongi #hoseok #bts jimin #taehyung #y/n

[blu-archer]

Prescription with a side of Rest [part 3]

Guys...

It's been forever but I promised myself I was going to post something today [ then I proceeded to have the busiest day ever but we move...]

It's very much not as long as I wanted but it become a sort of filler thing - I swear the next segment will actually have proper content😭 like I ended it here so that the next piece will be done properly...

[Part one] [Part two]

t/w: There is an attempt at a smut scene - its very brief because I started writing and then left, and when I returned I was no longer comfortable with it... so its very short and rushed but its there😅 I'll mark it with a *

other than that, please forgive my errors and how much of a mess this is...

Sickie: Jimin [and Tae technically]

Snz-based

jhope/suga/Jimin m/m relationship [AU]

Word count: 3476

“Do you think he’ll be awake?” Yoongi shrugged in response as he pulled into the parking area. “He hasn’t answered, besides the message via his roommate.”

“Hobi, I am sure he’s fine. And if he is asleep then you can just hang around. It’s not that complicated.” He put the car in idle, helping to gather some of the supplies that they had quickly bought before Yoongi’s boss had called him. He was more than a bit annoyed that he had to go to the company to fix whatever mistake some intern had made with his files, but it couldn’t be avoided. He would have to see Jimin a bit later. “If he is awake before I manage to get back –“

“I’ll explain your work problem, hyung.” Hoseok pressed a chaste kiss to his lips. “Hopefully he is feeling better than before. Are you sure you can’t come up just for a few minutes?”

“I-“ as if sensing the questioning, Yoongi’s phone lit up with an incoming call from one of the other producers he was working with.

“Never mind.” Hoseok smiled softly. “Put that on speaker if you drive, and text me when you’re done or if you’ll be out late. I’ll update you on Jimin as soon as possible.”

Their lips met once more, this time deeper and lingering, before Hoseok was hopping out of the car with the groceries and his duffel bag. Yoongi sighed heavily before answering the call on the last ring, his mood plummeting at the panicked exhaustion present in his colleagues voice.

This day was going to be nothing like the relaxation and cuddling that he had planned.

...

The door opened before Hoseok could even knock, showing a young well-built man with messy black hair and an assortment of piercings dangling from his ears. He looked just as surprised to see Hoseok as he was to see him, with a backpack slung over one shoulder.

“Hi, you’re Jimin’s boyfriend.” He blinked. “You look a lot taller than what your photos made it seem like.”

Well then.

“You must be Jungkook-ssi.” Hoseok smiled politely. “I’m Jung Hoseok. Jimin informed me that you were a brat, but I’m going to take that observation as a compliment and not a diss to mine or my boyfriends’ photography skills.”

The man -Jungkook- let out an awkward chuckle as his cheeks reddened. Despite his height and build, Hoseok could see how young he was with how he held himself – with not quite the right amount of certainty.

“I thought you were still on holiday?” Jungkook shuffled, his one hand fiddling with the string of his hoodie. “I’m sure hyung will be happy that you’re back though.”

“Is he here?” Hoseok looked past Jungkook’s shoulder, deeper into the apartment. But his view was limited to the doorway and a passage that if he remembered correctly, lead to the bedrooms.

“Uhm… yes. I think he’s watching something with Tae-hyung in his room, or they might be asleep. Tae already managed to catch whatever Jiminie-hyung has, so he’s kind of dragged him into his sick-day routines.” Jungkook stepped aside to provide space for Hoseok to step in, closing the door again and taking off his shoes alongside the elder. It was clear that whatever plans Jungkook must have had would be put on hold by Hoseok’s sudden appearance. “I can show you where they are if you want?”

“Could I perhaps be shown to the kitchen first?” He had dropped his duffel bag next to his shoes and held up the goods that Yoongi and he had bought. “I got some food that needs to be packed away and some more medicine – we went a bit overboard, so there should be enough for all of you if you happen to start feeling sick as well.”

Jungkook hummed thoughtfully, already reaching to help carry some of the packets and murmuring a string of thank you’s.

Those ‘thank yous’ quickly turning into dramatic praises and ego boosts towards ‘Jimin’s heavenly Sugar daddies’ when he saw that they had bought “expensive” medicine. Hoseok was starting to get concerned on what medicine and lifestyle that the three roommates must be used to if this was the response to seeing Yoongi’s go-to over-the-counter medicine, especially since he was fairly sure Jimin had mentioned a track record of mental illness and disorders amongst his small friend group. Hoseok was certain that Jimin had mentioned those – and those needed proper care. Maybe he should start dropping off meals for them, if not for their own health benefits then at least for his peace of mind.

The apartment was quite neat – not a trait that Hoseok usually associated with his boyfriend, so it had to be one of the other two that kept it all in order and from how Jungkook was eagerly packing away the groceries that he emptied out onto the kitchen counter, Hoseok had a feeling that he was the cleaning culprit.

“If I had known how quickly this cold would spread amongst you, I would have brought you some vitamins.” Hoseok said kindly, but his words only seemed to make Jungkook laugh.

The younger paused to look at the seriousness on Hoseok’s face and then broke out into softer giggles. “I’m going to get sick anyway. Vitamins don’t prevent colds, especially when you have immune systems as bad as hyung’s and I.” He gave a genuine smile that seemed more welcoming than before. “But thank you for the thought. Let’s go check Tae’s room. I need to go study soon, but I’d feel bad to just leave you here in our home without anyone to talk to.”

He felt a bit a guilty at inconveniencing the younger man, but he seemed more than happy to lead Hoseok towards the bedrooms once everything was packed away. Jungkook knocked three times on a door with patchy paint-fingerprints on the handle – evenly paced – before he opened it and peeked inside.

“Hyung? … Are one of you awake?”

A low moan was the only acknowledgment he got. The room was dark from what Hoseok could see into it, and he quietly murmured not to wake anyone if they were in fact asleep. Jungkook seemed to abide only by lowering his voice.

“Taetae, is hyung asleep?”

Another moan – this one a little more whiney than before, then Taehyung answered with sleep clinging to every word. “Mmm. ‘thought you were gonna study.”

“I am. But I just wanted you to know that Hoseok-ssi is here.”

Jungkook opened the door a little wider, letting a trinkle of daylight from their apartment to flood the dark cave that the 95’er’s had burrowed in. Hoseok gave a small wave as Taehyung struggled to prop himself upright in his bed before brushing his wild hair out of his face, squinting tiredly at the doorway. He was closest to the entrance, covering Jimin’s face from being disturbed from most of the light, but Hoseok could still make out the familiar blond hair – albeit messier than he'd ever seen it, but his chest warmed at having his boyfriend close to him again. It had been way too long since they’d last seen each other.

“Hi Taehyung-ssi.” He greeted, glancing at Jungkook as he stepped closer. The younger almost looked to be guarding the door with how he still blocked most of the space. “Jungkook-ssi told me that you weren’t feeling well either, sorry for disturbing your rest.”

“Tha’s okay hyung, I was awake…” Tae yawned, belatedly raising a hand to his mouth. “Minnie is still asleep, but you can stay if you want. He’ll pro’ably wake up soon.”

 Hoseok wasn’t too convinced on Taehyung being awake or that Jimin would wake up soon, but he thanked them for letting him stay and promised not to disturb anyone while he waited. Jungkook reassured him that it really wasn’t a problem when they returned back to the main segment of the apartment. Actually encouraged a bit of noise , teasing his hyung’s about messing up their sleeping patterns worse than ever before, and then dipped out to go study after writing down his number in case Hoseok needed anything.

Alone. Hoseok could vaguely hear Taehyung shuffling in his room, and the sound of a shower joining that of the numerous quirky fountains that decorated the apartment, but other than that the space remained silent. He sent a quick update to Yoongi and then decided to get started on a meal. There hadn’t looked like much in the fridge earlier and it would be better if they had something to eat before taking any medicine later. Maybe even some pre-made meals just enough for the next few days. Anything to keep him occupied enough not to retreat back down the hall to where Jimin slept.

**

*Hands traced down his sides, gently caressing at the sensitive skin at his waist before a wet warmth latched onto his chest. Jimin’s breath hitched at the bruising being kissed into him and let out a low moan as Yoongi’s mouth [because it had to be his] found its way to one of his nipples, taking his time to play before moving to the next.

Jimin could barely move from beneath the producer, trapped in warmth and his own pleasure that was quickly building, but he tried his best to arch into Yoongi’s embrace. A soft chuckle had Yoongi breaking from his actions and Jimin let out a mortifyingly petulant whine. The bed dipped next to them and through a heavy gaze Jimin watched Hoseok lean in and kiss Yoongi tenderly, deepening it for a moment before pulling back just enough to give a teasing grin.

He had been so close. Honestly, he had never been one to finish quickly until he’d met Yoongi and Hoseok. Somehow they just kind of knew all of his buttons, better than himself.

“Does this feel nice, baby?” Hoseok let his hand trail lower, letting his fingers dance along the exposed skin of Jimin’s dick before grasping it. Jimin had to bite back his moan, especially once he felt the icy cold drops of lube joining. “Do we make you feel good?”

Jimin nodded, throwing his arms up over his face he mumbled low words of agreement. His voice breaking into  soft moans as he felt Yoongi’s tongue back on him.

They seemed to be taking their time, teasing him with small actions that had his mind and body reeling. It was only when Yoongi sunk lower that Jimin couldn’t take it anymore. He was so close he could feel it. He wanted to cum so badly but everything that they did, felt better than the last and he just wanted more. So much more.

He choked out a moan much louder and surprised than any previously when Hoseok pushed his legs up and he could feel Yoongi’s tongue go where it never had before. Licking a large strip before lapping and sucking. Jimin didn’t know what to do with himself other than try to push into the sensation. His legs were shaking and his breath quick with sharp, breathy whines that Hoseok kept swallowing with kisses. It was when he felt Yoongi work in his finger that Jimin cried out. His one hand gripped at Yoongi’s hair while the other clung to Hoseok for support, his entire body shaking as Yoongi continued to eat him out.

“There! Right the-there! Oh my god!” Jimin whimpered. “Oh my-oh yes! Mmmhm, fuck!”

 He felt Yoongi suck just as he pressed and rubbed repeatedly over the bundle of nerves inside of him, not giving Jimin a chance to adjust before he completely whited out.*

**

“Min?”

Jimin shot upright, his head immediately crying out with pain. He was in bed in his room. Alone, except for Taehyung who was peeping through the doorway looking as equally drained.

“You okay? You looked like you were having some type of fever dream or something. You’re covered in sweat…”

“Um..” He cleared his throat – unhelpfully - and ran a hand across his brow, trying to calm his breathing. It had been a dream. Of course it had been. In which his best friend had walked in on him, in the midst of a wet dream. How mortifying. “Fine. ‘m fine, just.. a bit warm.”

His words didn’t ease any concern on Taehyung’s face, but his friend decided it was best not to press too hard on the matter. Jimin would tell him if he really wasn’t feeling well. “Maybe you should go take a shower and wash off that sweat. There is some food waiting for you in the kitchen, so make sure to come eat.”

“Did you order in?”

“No, Hoseok-hyung stopped by this morning with a whole bunch of medicine and food. He made something for us while we were asleep so-“

“Hoseok - sorry – Hoseok was here?” Jimin almost bolted to his feet before he remembered that while his dream hadn’t been real, the unfortunate wetness in his boxers was, and while Taehyung had seen him in a lot of compromising situations the man wasn’t the biggest fan of certain ‘messes’. “He is supposed to be in Daegu with Yoongi, what… why was he here?”

Taehyung shrugged, coughing into his fist. “Kookie let him in. We’ve been building a puzzle for the last two or so hours, but I thought I heard you make a noise. So I just wanted to see if you were awake yet.”

“Wait,” Jimin breathed deeply, finally his heart was slipping into a less erratic speed, but his face still burned. “Is he still here?”

He tried to swallow his whine when Tae nodded. It would have been nice to be woken up at the surprise arrival of one of his partners, but he couldn’t exactly fault his friends for not disturbing him when he had spent the better half of the last two days whining about his lack of sleep.

“Just -yeah. I’ll be out in a bit.”

“Go shower, Min.” Tae smiled tiredly. “He’s in the middle of creating an autumn forest scene with me. He can be occupied for a few more minutes while you freshen up.”

Hoseok was buried in a deep concentration, lip bitten between his teeth as he tried to find the placement of one frustratingly difficult piece that he was determined not to hand off to Taehyung -who was remarkably good at puzzles it seemed – when he felt a warm, slightly damp body press into his back. Soft sniffling muffled into his neck and a tender embrace that spread around his chest, so familiarly Jimin that he immediately melted back into the youngers arms.

“You’re awake.” He grinned, twisting to see his boyfriend. His hair was dripping, and his old high school dance t-shirt clung to sections of his skin where he hadn’t dried off properly. There was a flush to Jimin’s cheeks, but it could easily be because of his recent shower and despite the evident eyebags and rosy nose, Jimin was smiling widely and glowing with happiness. “How are you feeling? Any better than yesterday?”

“I-Yeah, a bit I guess. How are you here?” He got comfortable on the floor next Hoseok, adjusting so that their thighs pressed close together. He shifted and his fingers picked at each other as if missing the sleeves or rings that he would usually fidget with. “You were supposed to still be with hyung’s parents.”

“Mm..” he hummed, finally giving up his puzzle piece to Taehyung, who merely gave a small smile while his eyes shifted between the two, finally settling back on his puzzle silently. Hoseok leant back against the couch and just stared for a moment.

Jimin’s voice was deeper than he’d ever heard it and quiet, just above a whisper. Hoseok could only assume that the poor dancer was about to lose his voice entirely.

 Almost on impulse, he reached out and grasped one of Jimin’s hands, lacing their fingers and pulling it into his lap. “I suppose there was something missing while we were travelling. So we decided to come back. The Min’s understand. Yoongi’s mother practically packed us up to go when we said that we wanted to check up on you. She’d actually been hoping to meet you this trip around, but since she couldn’t she asked me to tell you to feel better and to have a great final exam. We left early this morning to drop everything off and go shopping before coming here. Yoongi wanted to be here when you woke up as well, but he was called into work last minute. Something about some songs being deleted that need to be restored urgently. He’s quite bitter about it.”

“Oh…” Jimin rubbed his nose sheepishly with his free hand and Hoseok squeezed the one in his grasp. “I didn’t know she wanted to meet me, maybe we can… heh’….H’ngxt’ah… He’ekshh… ugh…” His cheeks flushed as he tried to subtly sniff away any lingering tickle. “Sorry, maybe we can visit closer to the holidays?”

Hoseok hummed, forcing himself not to coo at the way Jimin’s entire body had shivered out the sneezes. “Bless you. I’m sure they’d love that. We can figure out a route to visit all of our families just like we did this time.”

Before Jimin could respond, he twisted away to bury his face into his arm, sneezing twice more before coughing harshly and blindly fighting to release Hoseok’s hand. Letting go was unwanted but he complied, then reached for a few tissues out of the box Taehyung had been hoarding to hover near Jimin’s hands as he moved to sneeze into them now – his arm not able to catch the entire misted spray with how close they sat.

Hoseok couldn’t bring himself to look away, moving closer to lay a steady hand on Jimin’s back as the fit finally ended and he was able to shyly take the tissues from his boyfriend, his face ablaze with embarrassment as he blew his nose as quietly as possible given the poor circumstances. If he hadn’t been feeling so unwell he probably would have noticed the growing pink dusting Hoseok’s cheeks as well.

“Gross. That didn’t sound great.” Taehyung pouted just enough to be both concerned and teasing. “You should eat something. Hyung made some great jook. It’ll help your throat at least for a bit.”

“And you can take some medicine afterwards.” Hoseok added warmly. “And I will dry this hair for you.”

As embarrassed as he was, Jimin let Hoseok drag him to his feet to be led to the kitchen.  The dancer hadn’t even been bothered at instinctively trading the used tissues from Jimin with fresh ones. Although Jimin had sputtered enough about spreading germs that Hoseok promised to wash his hands immediately if Jimin at least didn’t fight him on eating.

They left Taehyung to his puzzle – Hoseok tried not to feel petty about the fact that the younger man had already found the place for the piece that Hoseok had handed him – and drifted to the kitchen where he got to work on washing his hands and reheating some food while Jimin sifted through the medicine boxes laid out on the counter.

“You didn’t need to get all of these.” Jimin smiled almost fondly at the boxes before switching his gaze to his boyfriend. “I’ll be fine in a few days.”

“Or worse. Plus you have your exam soon, I don’t want you trying to push yourself through that while you’re still sick.” Hoseok  set down a glass of water on the table beside the medicine and rested a hand momentarily on Jimin’s lower back. “Hyung and I just want you to feel better and we didn’t know your preferences so… You’ll just have to deal with the overcompensation.”

With a sigh that was not anything but pleased, Jimin opened a few boxes to take what he wanted. “Well it won’t go to waste. Kook is probably going to be down with this in the next couple days, if not sooner, and Tae has clearly already been here. So the overcompensation is appreciated, even it does make me feel a little guilty.”

“You have nothing to feel guilty about.” Hoseok pressed a quick kiss to his boyfriends temple. “Now you’re going to eat, take that medicine and then we’re going to go cuddle somewhere. Because I have been deprived, Yoongi kept trying to do work and neglected me these past few weeks.” He pouted heavily enough to bring a small giggle out of Jimin.

“I guess I’ll have to fix that and scold him later.” Jimin leant into Hoseok’s warmth and wondered how he had even coped with being away from his partners. Just five minutes in his hyung’s presence already had him feeling better than he had in days.

#bts sickfic #bts fanfic #colds #sick jimin #sick taehyung #filler #its a mess #forgive me #comfort

[stormblessed95]

Hi Storm! How would you rank the Tannies, from most to least physically affectionate?

Tae at the top end of most physically affectionate. He is just so genuinely touchy and cuddly and beautifully affectionate with everyone he cares about

Hobi and JK right after him or even right up there with him as "the most" JK because he receives so much love and comfort from physical touch and because he cannot NOT lean on, touch or hug his hyungs if they are close enough to him or when he gets excited. And Hobi for exactly the same reasons. Vhope are 2 of the cuddliest individuals i have ever seen and I love it.

Jimin following up right after them as again, right up there as the most. The only reason I'm putting him after the other 3 is because he gives a lot of physical affection to speak other people's love language, but I don't think it's his own personal love language

Those 4, I affectionately like to refer to as the cuddle line. It's amazing and it gives me so much serotonin. Which all the causal touches that happened during the vhopeminkook vlive just reinforced that for me lol

Followed by Jin. Who can be just as touchy and cuddly but doesn't tend to seek it out or offer it quite as much as the 4 above, but is generally always receptive to it. And when he does, it's often (not always) with one of the cuddle line

Bringing NamGi in as the least physically affectionate preferring to give and recieve their love otherwise. Which then when they give or seek out that physical affection, it makes it that much more heartwarming and wholesome too. They are so sweet and cute. Yoongi tends to most often seek that physical affection from Jimin and Hobi, but he will happily accept it from everyone too. And Joon tends to seek it most from them too. Joon will often offer that physical affection quicker than Yoongi would at times too, generally with arms around shoulders and hugs. Lol but they are both so cute and sweet when they do participate. Physical affection is clearly the groups main love language together.

They all love each other so much 😭😭

The way my bias line of yoonminkook being at opposite ends of this spectrum is so cute 😭🤣 Yoongi pretending he doesn't enjoy that physical affection when it's so clear he loves the fuck out of it and doesn't want them to stop is so cute 🤣 Adorable and such cat behavior lol

#cuddlest cuddles

[here2bbtstrash]

Hobi is such a S T A R! He shines so brightly especially recently omg. His charisma and confidence. He really loves performing and being in the spotlight imo. On another note, has he ever said if he paints his nails himself or not? He looks so good with them. Imagine him painting his nails. And then Jimin sees and asks Hobi to paints his nails. Hobi’s concentrated face while Jimin looks/smiles fondly at him. That’s so cute. Omg I am such a sucker for guys having painted nails. Especially if it’s black. I’m so sad that none of the other boys like to paint their nails :/ Especially Yoongi because he’s my bias :/ He would look so good TT

legit 😩 anytime i see hoseok on stage performing the only thing that echoes in my brain is "he was born to do this", boy is for real for real a star. UGH I HAVE CHILLS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!!!! 😭

HIS PAINTED NAILSSSSS 🫠🫠🫠 i love them so much, i don't think we know if he gets them done or not but to me they look like he probably does them himself?? which if so just 🥺 makes my heart swell. AND THE THOUGHT OF HIM PAINTING JIMIN'S NAILS FOCUSING SO HARD TRYING TO GET IT PERFECT AND JIMIN SMILING SWEETLY AT HIM oh my god i'm going to PASS OUT!!!!!

and i totally agreeeeee, it's one of the many things i love about hobi, how comfortable he is taking risks and expressing himself through his fashion and style. i lovelovelove the painted nails and i hope he keeps them around because they look so good on his pretty hands 🌹

also now you've got me thinking about hobi trying to convince yoongi that his hands are so pretty and how good black nail polish would look on him. but yoongi is just.... self conscious about his hands and doesn't want to draw attention to them 🥺 but hobi's like "just trust me hyung, and if you hate it we can take it right off" and yoongi grumbles his agreement for hobi to paint one hand for him. so hobi does, and then he leans back with a proud smile like "whaddya think?!" and yoongi stares at it for a really long time and says nothing at all. until finally hobi's voice comes back, quieter: "well thank you for trying it hyung, let me get the remover and we can--" and yoongi interrupts him with a very soft "no. 'sgood. do the other." and hobi can see the little flush of color in his cheeks as he tilts his head and admires his prettypretty fingers 🙈

AAAAAAAAAAAA OKAY BYE 🏃‍♀️

#anonymous #mbox 📮 #jihope month 🌹 #featuring yoongi i guess lmfaoooooo #why am i already writing drabbles!!!!!! the brainrot is severe!!!!

[lightaflme]

Since, TXT are getting so much more comfortable around BTS what is Jiwoo's relationship like with the members?

AWW this is so cute! thank u for sending <3

jiwoo is probably still VERY nervous around them because they are txt’s seniors and he holds so much respect for them 😭

but he’s probably the closest with j-hope! he also really likes jungkook and sees him as an older brother sometimes <3

namjoon

jiwoo sees him as a HUGE role model!

he thinks that he’s such a talented and amazing leader!

especially during debut, jiwoo was SUPER nervous around him and would literally get super shy just to talk to him 😭

i mean he still does but you get what i mean HAHA

seokjin

like soobin, jiwoo admired bts a lot since predebut and even before thinking about becoming an idol

jin is super kind to him and he’s so grateful for him 🥹 jin simply helping them with practicing made him look up to him more </3

jiwoo also thinks that jin is very pretty HAHA

yoongi

to be honest, i have no idea how their relationship would be 😭

but jiwoo looks up to yoongi a lot with producing music and just making music in general!

hoseok

now, jiwoo kinda acts like a mini hoseok when they’re together 😭

when hoseok praised his dancing while jiwoo was in the practice room and he walked by, jiwoo literally Jumped and wouldn’t stop thanking him KDJEJR

hoseok even thought about doing some sort of dance project with him or collabing 🤫

hoseok is a huge role model for jiwoo and the fact that he gets to be friends with him makes jiwoo Super happy<3

jimin

same with yoongi i have no idea how their relationship would be 😔✊

jiwoo although really likes his dancing style and his talents!

taehyung and jungkook

they’re like older brothers to jiwoo sorta??

jungkook gives advice to him a lot and taehyung praises jiwoo’s skills a Lot, they love him very much KDJJSE

jk: he really is like hobi hyung

taehyung said to call him or jungkook any time jiwoo wanted help with anything, so jiwoo usually calls them

and jiwoo especially likes joking around with taehyung HAHA

#kpop added member #kpop addition #kpop male oc #kpop male addition #kpop extra member #kpop oc #txt extra member #txt 6th member #txt added member #txt additional member #kpop additional member #fake kpop oc #fake kpop idol #fictional idol community #fictional idol oc #with lightaflme!

[min-yunki-agustd]

Yoongi with the numbers you want! Write as if it was for you! It would end up being awesome, indulge in your preferences! Enjoy and thanks

GASP! This is amazing! why didn't I think to do this before! thank you so much! This is gonna be so fun... Thanks so much for requesting.

10. “We can take a break if you feel unwell. How does that sound?”

43. “Were you always this pale?”

20. “Have you eaten anything since (meal)?”

17. “Think you gonna be sick again?”

(I contiplatied breaking my own rule of 4 max 😭)

Sickie : Yoongi

Caretaker : Taehyung

Tw: mention of emeto, nausea vomiting.

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Yoongi was not in the mood for talking. His motion sick meds wore off and They still had three and a half hours to go and then ten more minutes to reach Tae's place. Yoongi's meds wore off a while ago, he hasn't spoken a word since and he's definitely not about to tell Taehyung. Every now and then yoongi's stomach would swirl and gurgle loudly. This time when it did, it was loud enough for tae to hear it. It alerted Taehyung. He looked over to his small hyung. Yoongi was sitting next to him in the passenger seat as tae drove. Tae knows exactly how it feels to be motion sick. He knows that they have a long ways to go before they make it back to the city and that his hyung will only feel worse if he wasn't feeling well. They could take a break, grab some food, and definitely gas because the rental was running low.

Yoongi was feeling awful to put it plainly. He couldn't look out the car window because the fast-moving scenery made him dizzy. Yoongi couldn't keep his eyes inside the car either. It only made the dizziness worse. He kept his eyes closed as he rested his head on the window. This was the only position that didn't make him feel dizzy and sick. He also kept a hand on his stomach in an attempt to keep it calm. He tried to stay still despite the constant jostle of the car. He knows taehyung isn't doing it on purpose, that the car just bounces a bit when are different levels of road. However, it still jostled his stomach terribly when it happened. Taehyung himself when not driving feels motion sick on occasion just like yg, hobi and Jimin does. some more than others but, the point is he knew his hyung couldn't have been feeling great at the moment.

Taehyung spotted a restaurant only a few miles away. " Hey, hyung" " Yoongi sat up and opened his eyes. He almost fell asleep but tae woke him. He was back to feeling awful. " hyung why don't we grab some food hyung aren't you starving!" Taehyung says giving his hyung short seconds of eye contact before looking back at the road. " sure," yoongi says not talking too much. Anything that will get him out of the car for a while. He wasn't even all that hungry. Taehyung excitedly releases the brake once the light turns red. Once tae got across the intersection he carefully sid into the turning lane and when for it when the road was clear. He was careful the entire time. He found a park and turned off the car. Yoongi unclicked his seatbelt and grabbed his jacket from the backseat of the car. He felt chilly all of a sudden. He reached for it, turning around in his seat. Taehyung took off his seatbelt as well and got out of the car. He stood outside waiting for his hyung to close the door so that he could lock the car.

Once yoongi had grabbed his jacket he closed the door and slid his jacket on. As he stood near the car he could still feel the same dizziness he felt in the car. It hadn't left him despite him being on solid ground. His stomach swirled as they began to walk toward the restaurant. Taehyung noticed something was up when his hyung put a hand around his stomach. Yoongi was feeling nauseous. Taeyhyung rushed ahead of yoongi and pulled the door open so he could enter first. Taehyung walked inside behind his hyung. They politely greeted the host. The host guided them to their table. Yoongi was very much ready to sit his head was still dizzy and his stomach was agitated that he began moving right after being in the car. They sat down at a table and were given a menu each and told today's special. Afterward, the host left and the waiter came right after. The waiter asked for their drinks. Yoongi took a black iced coffee and Tae had a sprite.

Yoongi wasn't really hungry but he didn't really plan to eat here anyway. He was feeling too nauseous to even think about eating. he was questioning whether he was really gonna drink the coffee. The table was just high enough that he could rub his stomach without tae seeing. He didn't want him to worry. Yoongi usually can handle times like these himself, pulls he assumes it will just pass with time. Taehyung was sitting across from yoongi he begin to notice just how sickly yoongi had looked. “Were you always this pale?”. yoongi rolled his eyes, " I don't know, you know summers ending, and it's beginning to get back cold again, it's probably the weather tae" yoongi said with his arms crosses. Must have still been cold even with his coat tae thought. Yoongi was a bit agitated at the question. "well... ahhh did you ever cook of the ramen you said you would before bed?" taehyung was trying to find the reason as to what could be making his hyung feel carsick. "no" yoongi answers geting tired of the questions. " Have you eaten anything since yesterday's breakfast?"

"no" yoongi answers. taehyung reminded his hyung to eat since he told him that he didn't want lunch yesterday. " I wasn't hungry" . On occasion, yoongi would forget to eat especially if he was super focused like he was last night. He was working on adding lyrics to a beat he made. " are you feeling well hyung" yoongi knew taehyung knew that something was wrong. it was no use in continuing to avoid it or to try to lie so he answered truthfully. " I was feeling carsick in the car and the feeling still lingering now," yoongi says taking a tired breath after he spoke. " maybe you not eating is making it worse, maybe that's why it won't go away, you are just hungry. You should eat hyung" yoongi knew for a fact he was definitely not hungry. The slightest sensation of hungry exited his body once he entered the restaurant. Even now the strong smell of food that slapped him in the face once tae opened the door for him was turning his stomach.

"I-I'm not sure that will help tae," yoongi says uncrossing his arms and latching on to the seat desperately. Yoongi knew that tae was going to try and make him eat something now. " please, hyung please?" yoongi had a hard time saying no to his dongsaeng. " fine but I'm not eating much, I don't think my stomach could take it. " yoongi says visibly rubbing his stomach. Tae smiles and picks up his menu. Taehyung decides to go for a burger and fries. He ends up choosing yoongi's food for him which ended up being a sandwich with fries. Yoongi didn't care what it was he really didn't want to eat at all. yoongi slumped up against the booth as they waited for the waiter. Once the waiter came taehyung ordered both of their meals. After twenty minutes of waiting the kind waiter came back.

She came back with two large plates of food. Taehyung's hamburger was as big as his head and so was yoongi's sandwich. " enjoy your meal" the waiter says with a big smile and left afterward. Taehyung dug in. Yoongi couldn't help but stare in aw. The food was so big... He couldn't possibly even eat more than half of it. " come on hyung, tae says in between eating. eat!" Taehyung was starving and he took bite after bite. yoongi takes his knife that was wrapped in his napkin and cuts the sandwich into a smaller more manageable piece. He took a bite. He could have gagged from simply putting food in his mouth. instead, he swallowed it down. He kept eating until he couldn't stomach anymore. He pushed his plate away from him and sat sideways in his chair with his head in his hands.

Taehyung was so busy eating that he almost didn't see his hyung get up from the booth and leave immediately. Yoons held his stomach as he held he swiftly walked away. " hyung!" tae says watching his hyung leave. Taehyung got up and followed behind him. Tae stopped to tell the waiter that they will be a moment so he wouldn't clean their food or think there trying to leave without paying. Yoongi burst threw the doors. He was trying not to work himself up but, nausea became overbearing. Despite not eating much. He finds a stall and he stands for a moment. Taehyung burst threw the bathroom and sees a stall with loud breathing coming from it. the door was also open. Yoongi stood over the toilet and hovered over it. Swaying a bit every time he'd feel a wave of dizziness. Tae stayed behind him and rubbed his back gently.

Nothing happened for a while. Tae would hear yoongi's breathing pick up and he'd lean a little closer to the toilet but nothing would happen. That was until yoongi's body jerked forward. Taehyung gasped, he thought his hyung was falling in till yoongi stayed in balance. It was only moments later that tae realized that yoongi was gagging silently. It happened again, yoongi's stomach lurched forward and so did the rest of his body. This time his gag was active. Tae could tell from the painful noise his hyung's throat made and the splashing sound in the toilet. Yoongi threw up a bit more. He felt another dizzying wave of nausea. He placed his hand on the stall wall to steady himself, feeling as though he could fall over. He felt his stomach calm down beneath his hand. He stood up straight from his previous position over the toilet. yoongi closed his eyes and took in deep breaths. he turned around and Taehyung backed out of his way so that he could exit the stall. Yoongi walks over to the sink, washes his hands, and cleans his face.

After, Tae and yoongi stood in the center of the bathroom. Tae holding his hyungs and rubbing his back. Once yoongi felt ready enough they left the bathroom and headed back to their table. Taehyung was no longer hungry after watching his hyung puke. Yoongi was never hungry, to begin with, and he surely isn't gonna try to eat again right now. Tae flags down the waiter after yoongi complains about the smell making him nauseous. Tae tells the waiter they are ready for the bill and goes to retrieve it. Yoongi can't stand sitting in the restaurant anymore. He could feel sick rise back up his throat. He told taehyung he was going to the car. He placed money for their meal on the table, got up, and left zipping up his coat before leaving the building. He really just needed to step outside with the fresh air. He stood outside of the restaurant waiting for taehyung.

He was focusing on the cool fresh air and the wind that brushed up against his jacket. In no time taehyung came out of the restaurant. "Let's go hyung" tae pulls out the keys from his pocket and jiggles them around. tae heads in the direction of the car. He was talking to his hyung when he turned around and realized that yoongi had stopped in the middle of the parking lot. "hyung? you alright?" yoongi didn't respond. His head was facing the ground and his hands were on his knees. "Hyung what's wrong?" Tae says running back to yoons. Yoongi once again doesn't respond. Yoongi's cheeks puff out. He's desperately trying to keep the sick in. Yoongi presses his chin into his chest. "Think you gonna be sick again?" yoongi nods his head a bit, not being able to do much else. He really didn't want to puke. He was out in the open and he knew once he started he wasn't going to be able to stop.

"hyung!" we gotta move we're on the road do you think you can wait a second? just until we get a bit closer to the car?' Yoongi was struggling. It was taking everything in his power for the sick to not burst passed his lips. Tae guided yoons out the way of the road. The man would barely move. Tae managed to get him there. Yoongi tried to swallow it down. It only made it worse. It came straight up. Tae had to back up a bit so he wouldn't be splashed. He couldn't hold it down anymore. He let it happen. large bouts of sickness splashed the pavement. Tae rubbed his hyungs back telling him, "it's ok hyung." He threw up round after round. He could already feel his stomach and throat ache from the force. He felt his stomach with both hands. He was in lots of pain. The amount of sick began to scare tae. He hadn't eaten much plus, before, that he hadn't eaten since early yesterday so how could he have so much? sick was beginning to slide down the street. sick splats of chunks covered the area in front of yoongi. luckily the rounds began to slow down. leaving him retching up a bit of stomach acid and then completely tampering out.

Yoongi couldn't catch his breath. He felt weak and lightheaded. weak enough to fall but he managed to stay upright. He held onto his stomach as tae helped him back into the car. Yoongi pushed his seat back and laid down. " I gotta get some gas and then will be back on the road hyung" tae says looking at yoongi. Yoongi responds weakly with his eyes closed" ok tae" He was silent for the short ride across the street. Tae got to the gas station. He pumped gas into the rental car and they were off again. Yoongi regretted not asking tae to grab him some mints or water for the road. His mouth tasted awful and that's all he could think about as he tried to sleep. He couldn't sleep. He tried for an hour still nothing. The worse part was he was starting to feel carsick again. He feels a harsh wave of nausea. He sits up from his seat. Yoongi is looking sick again tae thinks to himself. He kept an eye on him the entire time. " “We can take a break if you feel unwell. How does that sound?” tae says keeping his eyes on the road. Yoongi caved he didn't want to hold them back and make them come back late but he really didn't think he could make it without a break. yoongi gulped, " yeah.... let's do that" yoongi says.

Taehyung finds a good part of the road to park up ahead. He slows down the car and parks on the road shoulder. As soon as the car stops yoongi opens his door and swings his legs around. Tae rubs his back again. trying to stay calm for yoongi. He holds his hand trying to ground the sickly other. Yoongi lurches forward to ward the ground, letting go of Tae's hand to catch himself on the side of the door. "yoongi?" tae says " yoongi wipes his mouth of spit with his forearm. " I'm good I'm good," he says swinging his legs back int to the car and laying back. He closes his eyes and takes in deep breaths. Teahyung stays quiet and lets the man rest. he knew his hung was exhausted. yoongi closed the door and laid back in his seat. He stayed that way until he fell asleep. Tae watched as he did so. When tae knew his hyung was completely sound asleep he started back up the car and drove off. Yoongi managed to sleep the rest of the way to taehyungs house. They were supposed to switch and yoongi drive but yoongi was still sound asleep. Tae honestly didn't mind. Tae was just thankful yoons was geting the rest he needed after the long day he had.

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Thanks for requesting! I hope you enjoyed it! This was a really cool idea and I had lots of fun writing it!

#sick!yoongi #sick!suga #sick bts #bts sickfic #bts emeto #tw emeto ment #tw vomit #tw nausea #btssickfic request #tw emetophobia #caretaker!taehyung #sickieyoongi

[euphoricfilter]

Hi, idk if this is going to get too personal and horny but yes lol. The colder weather is making me crave love, cuddles, and sex from someone more than usual. Plus school stress 🥹 I don’t want to think. I just want to have no thoughts. I want to be fucked stupid omg ughh. I guess I want a daddy who can be a mean and soft dom. Praise and degradation. Taking care of, babying, and spoiling. The hyung line feels like they’d do it so well. Namjoon is my first thought. He’s just so “daddy” with how big, smart, and soft he is. But Yoongi is my bias and I feel like he’d be so good at praise and degradation. Please add your thoughts on other members. I’m feeling down bad and sad 😕 -🖤

no i get it. i feel like this time of year is when i’m like it would be really nice just to have someone special to share it with :( not even necessarily because it’s christmas, but winter a whole is just so… icky but the thought of being in love in the winter is so appealing 😭

babes me too, i think that at least once a week 😭 i love the idea of just not having to think even if it’s only for a few hours and just being stupid. literally i would sell an organ for a soft dom bf or girlfriend right around now, the thought of big mommy gf treating me like i’m a little dumb and just babying me is so yummy

hyung line!!! 100% give off this vibe 🥲 i just know namjoon would be the best. imagine him reading to you, i know he tends to speak a bit deeper off camera and just the thought of it 🥲 and you know he’d be super attentive as well and just soft and sweet and warm. i think he’d set the tone all warm and cozy, definitely lazy sex but i feel like he’s the kind of person to pull you closer to you keep each other warm under the blankets

i feel like yoongi is the kind of person that is a master at intermingling praise into degradation, i have no explanation as to why i think that but he’s also a silent lover, so he’ll do small things to make you feel better :(( and then fuck you like he hates you later

taehyung is just fluffy :( and so very much cuddly by the looks of things. i think like namjoon he would also be very attentive to your wants and needs nor would he complain if you maybe gave him a little hard of a task. taehyung’s season is definitely winter, hot chocolate kisses and velvety blanket hugs while the world is painted white outside as he paints your insides white with his seed

hobi would be in-tune with your needs, you wouldn’t even need to ask. definitely a pleasure dom, would like playing with you all afternoon just for the fun of it, likes watching you get a little stupid on his fingers and then tease you about being his dumb little baby, and then of course a nice warm bath together :(

jungkook i feel like it would be you’re both on very equal grounds, especially when it’s like a cozy day inside. cockwarming probably, while he plays games and you doze off in his lap because neither of you want to go outside into the harsh cold winter weather, hot kisses pressed against bare skin and barely there whispers of love shared, almost hidden by the soundtrack of whatever game he’s playing

jimin i think would be similar to jungkook except you’d both probably spend the day confined in bed, arms and legs tangled until you don’t know where one ends and the other starts. coffee kisses between naps and some lame christmas movie playing on, those really shitty hallmark ones, and then cooking together only you’ll stop half way so he can fuck you over the table

jin!!! i think would give you space until you approach him first and would definitely fuck you dumb before he has you lay over his lap where he can stroke down your back and sides, maybe he’ll even make you warm his cock with your mouth just for fun before he cooks you a nice warm meal and spoils you by helping you wash in the shower :(

now i’m all in my feels 🥲

#ask #🖤 anon

[nightswithkookmin]

I love Hobi, God knows I do and he is enlisting soon. I get that. Me is ot7 anyday of the week. But here lies my issue;

FACE lasted on there 👇🏽 for all of 2 minutes

Then look how close their release dates are.

Members so far have gotten to promote their shit with no interruptions but Jimin has to share the limelight❓❓❓ For whatever reason. And people are gonna keep yapping about how he's the company's favorite? Ain't no such thing man, Fuck outta here!

I'm on pills and that's not even working

First off, I think two things can be true at once. Jm could be hybe's favorite idol and still get screwed up by hybe💀

Ain't nobody following the script like Park Jimin, ain't nobody fetching them coins and attention like Park Jimin. He's the korean IT Boy brand reputation king. Hybe's gotta love him and if they don't fuck them. They ain't shit anyways😌

This whole shmelly business has me between rocky and palm face won't lie. And any comment I make on this will fetch me some heat but here goes nothing. On one hand I love me some healthy idol competition up in BAngtan to see who outsells who and who out performs who- makes for quality entertainment if you ask me.

but on the other hand, I just hate blatant injustices and this right here is the mother of all injustices. It's just atrocious and wrong. It's not really a fair competition if some have more resources, more exposure and more corporate support now is it?

What is good for the goose is good for the gander and I'm just not seeing the fair equitable distribution of company resources on this one. Hybe needs to wash their ass with soap. It stinks from all the shitting they be shitting out here.

It's one thing if they are doing it on purpose but if all this is just one big coincidence as a result of their lack of thoughtfulness and awareness in handing these boys' marketing then I'm sorry someone needs to get skinned up in there. Yea I said it. Off with their heads.

Knowing hybe it's either they think JM has enough organic traction to sell on his own- matter fact, when it comes to the maknae line vs the hyung line this is very often the approach but we don't talk about that💀

I remember they did the same thing around the time of covid right before BTS announced they were going solo. I remember ranting about how they were deliberately sabotaging BTS to promote the other brands under hybe.

It's not uncommon for hybe to use the influence, reach and relevance of one brand to cross promote another. Yall recieved the weird notifications from certain brands on Weverse?

Whe it comes to the hyung line, the company goes a little bit hard and extra each time and they often do this with the members they think are least likely to perform in terms of numbers.

However, this time around, I think it has something to do with the enrollment list? Don't know, could be wrong. The thought that JM or Namjoon is next after Hobi makes me sick to the tummy and I hope I'm wrong 😭😭😭

I want to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they going off of the enlistment list and need to do whatever they can for Hobi before he leaves.

Besides, I think If they were to treat the members equally and not equitably, I'm afraid some members wouldn't do as well- phpah pah paw. Gunshots😭😭

I know they think Jimin has the numbers, and he will do great in spite of these hurdles- but see, that's how we lose. THATS HOW WE FUCKING LOSE when everyone stops pushing cos they think this is an easy win!

I've seen Bangtan lose and come close to losing awards because of mentalities like this for me to sit quietly and watch it happen to Park Jimin. IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!

But then i also dont see him as competing against the hyung line you know? What are they competing for? Those two have totally different audiences and need unique market approaches and strategies to reach them💀

And I'm not just talking about reaching just army.

I would be concerned if they started using the same promotional strategy of a rapper for a singer.

If anything, I think JMs competition is the Maknae line and probably Jin too as he is also part of the vocal line. Therefore I feel I don't have a yardstick to measure him against yet as neither Jungkook nor Tae's album has been released- right?

But wait till it's JK or Taehyung's turn and let me see different treatment out here- I DARE THEM

If hybe thinks they are just going to gloss over things and sweep JMs album debut under the rags then they have another thing coming. They should plant their feet on solid grounds cos I'm about yanking the ground from underneath them.

They are going to leave everything on the shoulder of the fans and then swoop in last minute to claim they did shit for the BOYS when things turn out great.

They should show me the budget they have for each members' promotional package. Let's start there. Cos that determines how and where each member gets promoted.

On the flip side, having those two contents out around the same time reduces promotion costs as such content tend to cross promote eachother. Face will definitely drive traffic to Hobi's content as will Hobi's content to Face.

Personally I wished they would release vminkook albums consecutively within a short span of eachother. People listening to face will be more likely to click on Jk's song and Tae's right after. It keeps the fans engaged, keeps the momentum going and keeps all three trending on the charts making it hard for an outsider to break the chain.

They could have done same for the hyung line too.

All this seem to lack direction and each day my non existent faith in hybe wanes.

I hope the end would justify the means. Hopefully. I'm gonna sit tightly out here and watch it all play out to the credits and then I will comment on it😌

Hybe brought them this far, I should at least hope they know what the hell they are doing. But if Face pays the price for their edgy endeavors then I shouldn't be held responsible for the hex I put on them.

It's funny how you say Jimin is about to share the limelight when he's actually about to eat Hobi up😭😭

Gotta run 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♂️

[jimilter]

hey, have you talked about heaven's a heartbreak away before lol? i wanna know about the hobi fic please!!

the wip challenge!

oof, i most probably have, anon! that wip's been sitting in my docs since july, last year. 😭 anyways, it looks like you only wanna know abt the hobi fic, so ima share abt that. (you can send another ask to correct me!)

this is also part of my youth series!

college!au friends to lover! au dance student hosoek | ice cream shop owner reader

The guy flashes them a proud smile and points at the backpack slinging from one of his shoulders and then at the headband on his forehead that’s barely doing its job of pushing his hair back. “We’re starting with painting the apartment today!”

Nevermind the fact that he’s wearing white. Hoseok gives the guy a double-thumbs-up. “That sounds exciting, hyung! Good luck!”

But Seokjin just swishes a hand in the air and leans an elbow on the counter next to Hoseok, leaning into the younger guy’s face with narrowed eyes. “No. You getting relationship advice from this idiot is what sounds exciting, Hobi.”

“Hey! I’m better now!” Taehyung whines in protest.

But Hoseok barely listens. Leaning away from Seokjin’s menacing smile with his own eyes wide in alarm and honest to God horror, he vigorously shakes his head. Seokjin is worse than a helicopter parent when it comes to relationships in their group. And Hoseok would kindly like to at least tell you he likes you before Seokjin goes about hounding him for details that Hoseok doesn’t even have yet, dear God!

“N–no, hyung! It was, ah… I was asking about a friend! A friend who’s mad at me! Ask him!”

He points at an unsuspecting Taehyung who freezes with chipmunk cheeks and wide eyes. “I…what? Oh! Yeah, she’s just a friend!”

Oh, no—

“She?” Seokjin cocks an eyebrow up, eyes now gleaming with evil intentions. Then he turns to Taehyung with a devious grin. “Do tell me more, Tae.”

And Taehyung, always the ultimate dongsaeng to his Jin hyung, ignores Hoseok’s non-stop shaking head and launches into an elaborately detailed account of what Hoseok just told him. That is, the entirety of the incident that went down in the ice cream shop, yesterday.

Dammit, he should’ve gone to Jimin instead! But he really recommended that Hoseok color his hair an ombre of platinum white and navy, so maybe he shouldn’t be going to Jimin for more advice.

“My, my. That is a lot you’ve been hiding from me, Hoseokie.” Seokjin’s lips pull up in a pout of disapproval.

But the way his eyes shine in pure happiness? That is what makes Hoseok and everyone else love the guy so much even though he’s a menace to tolerate.

“Well… there’s not much to tell, hyung, really…”

“It sounds like much to me,” Seokjin adds oftly, grinning at him. “If you’ve liked her for three years, what’s the hold up? Ask her out!”

“I… I don’t even know her all that much. Basically nothing besides her name and some dumb stuff…”

“Do you know her favorite ice-cream flavor? Favorite movie? Music genre? Artist? Dream vacation?”

Unable to hold back the fond smile that overtakes his face at the reminder of all the two-minutes conversations Hoseok has held with you every single day for the past three years, he ducks his head and nods. “Yes. To all of it.”

Seokjin loudly claps his hands together. “Well, then! That’s all you need to know, Hobi! What more do you wanna know? Her driving license number?”

Not that but a lot of other things, but Hoseok just rolls his eyes without protesting because Seokjin has made his point despite the exaggeration. He can always get to know whatever he wants to about you on dates, right? So why the heck isn’t he asking you out?

“Don’t think I need to tell you I’m gonna be needing every single detail at the end of every day, obviously.”

And there it is, what he was dreading. “Come on, hyung! I don’t wanna do that!”

Taehyung joins the conversation with an overzealous nod. “You did this to Jimin when he dated Jae and you broke them off!”

“What!” Seokjin gives an affronted gasp. “They broke up because Jae lied about liking guys! I didn’t break them off!”

“Wha—no! He lied about only liking guys when he also likes girls! He didn’t tell Jimin he was Bi and then Jimin saw him grabbing a girl’s ass!”

“He did what?”

“Right? Now you see why I and Hobi hyung don’t like the guy?”

“Yah! Why do you people never tell me anything!” Seokjin scowls at the two of them and Hoseok smacks a palm over his face.

“You really don’t see why, hyung?” he grumbles, finishing off the stolen smoothie and thanking God Seokjin didn’t notice.

“I can be a bit over-expressive, but I’m great at advice! Ask Tae!”

Hoseok thinks they talk way too casually about the traumatic almost-break-up Taehyung went through way too much. But Seokjin did end up being pivotal in setting things straight.

“Alright, alright, I’m sorry I didn’t tell you. But I will not report to you everyday, hyung!” 

“We’ll see about that.” Seokjin gives him a narrow eyed glare and then finally steps away from the counter. “I’m off to the apartment, my woman’s waiting for me. You heed Tae’s advice, okay? See ya losers later!”

They both bid the older guy off with matching scowls.

lmfao, i can't wait to finish this one and get it out there!!! if you like the chaotic mess that tae and seokjin are, you can find their stories here and here, respectively, in chronological order. hope this piques your interest, anon! ❤❤❤

#c: ask #anon #hoseok #hobi #hoseok x reader #wip game; aug'22

[thirstybtsthoughts]

Can I chip in an answer on the MTL phone sex thing? Assuming they were on tour or something, and you weren’t going to be able to see each other for 8 weeks or so, and this was the only option…

I feel like maknae line would be most likely to do it, but also want to do it over FaceTime/Skype, so you could both watch each other. Jungkook would definitely be shy about doing it himself over camera, but he’d be obsessed with watching you touch yourself and moan his name. He’d be in the car back to the hotel after the concert trying not to get hard just thinking about calling you as soon as he got to the privacy of his own room. Jimin would get off on watching you watching him. The way I can already see him biting his lip, and smirking up at you through the lens, I’m losing my mind. Taehyung would be the most up for it - fully inventing a new role play every time, and even though you laughed through first time he proposed it, you’d be begging to do the student/professor one again by week three.

As for the hyung line, I think they’d prefer phone only - both Namjoon and Yoongi would get off in the idea of talking you through it. Just hearing the breathy hitch in your voice would have them rutting desperately into the pillow next to them, and whispering to you about how much they miss the feel of your skin. Hobi would definitely be up for trying it at least once or twice, especially if it was something you wanted, and though you’d both 100% come together over the phone, he’d confess later to you that it wasn’t the same, and it made things harder for him without you actually being there with him. I think you’re right about Jin being least likely. He’d come up with an excuse every time you suggested it, saying he was tired, or he had to work, but every once in awhile you’d surprise text him a naughty picture, and almost immediately he’d send one right back, so it’d be enough.

I loved reading this!! I feel like you’re so on point with it 😊. The Hobi one omg that’s so cute 🥺😭. I got all tingly thinking about Jungkook getting off while watching me through a video call omg 🥴, and I would get off on Jimin enjoying watching me watching him 😅. I’m not even going to talk about how the thought of Yoongi or Joon’s voices and moans over the phone are making me feel right now 🥴😰😰🥵🥵.

I’m glad you agree with Tae being the most likely (I totally imagine him being enthusiastic and creative with it) and Jin being the least likely 😊.

#asks #anon #bts #bts thirst #mtl

[jellifysh]

OH SHIT OH SHIT WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN. I FEEL THE NEED TO MAKE A LONG REVIEW SO HERE WE GO:

- mc sitting in yoongi's lap and the subtle double sense, that made me laugh so much.

- GOOOD they're so grateful for her and happy she's around :( the moment jin said he wanted everything to be perfect for her and then wanting to kiss her. UGH jungkook also wanting to kiss her aaaaaaaa.

- "When had his heart accepted you as his own? Probably the moment he saw you" CRYING.

- the mentions of vmin and namjin, yes i love themmmm.

- "That’s usually a thought he had when the hyungs were being cute, him stopping them in the middle of whatever they were doing with a kiss on their lips and watching the adorable way their brain would stutter once they registered it. Why did he want to kiss you like he did his hyungs?" EEEEK I WAS SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT WHEN I READ THAT. HE IS SUCH A SWEETHEART.

- Tae not doing anything until he knows his lovers feel the same - his loyalty omfg.

- the small intimate acts with hobi, the jealousy she tried to mask as helping him out. i loved how he made her sit with her back against his chest.

- namjoon saying he'd drop everything to go to the beach with her. that's it. them goofing around in the bath tub!!!!! namjoon just reminiscing.

- jimin slowly realizing he's in love - "He felt complete. Really, truly complete, knowing that you were the piece they needed. Nothing brought them together like you.He felt complete. Really, truly complete, knowing that you were the piece they needed. Nothing brought them together like you." this was it for me, this was so so beautiful.

AND FINALLY: THEM AGREEING THEY LOVE MC AH

"They all shared a look, coming to agreement. “Yeah. Let’s make her ours.” she is already yours don't doubt it omfg.

I just wanna finish this by saying once again: thank you for all the amazing pieces you write, you make my Wednesdays so worth it. happy everything is slowly falling into place.

:D you're welcome ! I try to make you all happy

the scene where she sits in Yoongi's lap was so hard for me to write, i was unsure how much emphasis to put on it, but I think it came out well, jin just wants you to be happy like his loves bc he loves you 🥰🥰🥰 i throw vmin into every chapter, they're soulmates how could I not? And jk is just a baby boy, he likes seeing you feel comfortable around them,, and tae has been holding himself so hard 😭 i think out of all them tae has held back the most,, hobi on the other hand is done holding back, and so is jimin, you're theirs now, but you already were 😌

#thanks for the ask! #kookstempo

[akookminsupporter]

hello,, i came across your blog after seeing a post of yours under the vmin tag and i was stunned by your response to the recent ask regarding the members you think jimin is closest to.

first of all, i am a vminie so i acknowledge that i have some personal bias towards vmin,, but i think most armys would disagree with your response to that ask regardless.

(there’s a lot that i want to address to bare with me.)

you said you’ve never seen vmin “deepen their statement” about being soulmates.. i’m sorry what? you’re completely dismissing the weight of calling someone your soulmate. calling someone (especially a platonic friend) your soulmate is a deep statement alone.

you said you’d “totally believe them” if they said they are close. they have?? on multiple occasions?? how many times do they have to say they’re best friends before y’all start acknowledging their words? the way you value your own conception of the members relationships over their own words is concerning. are you suggesting that they are pushing an agenda puppeteered by BH when they say they are close? bc that’s what it sounds like.

literally EVERYTHING you said about jk, hobi, and joons relationship to jimin can be applied to vmin. they have had many deep conversations. recently taehyung said he spoke to jimin for hours about songwriting. they have both said they go to each other if something is troubling them. they also know a lot of random trivia about each other (“taehyungie doesn’t like green peas” “taehyungie doesn’t like spicy food” “taehyungie doesn’t like coffee”) namjoon said thinking about vmins relationship gives him chills, the members often comment about how close vmin are and you have the audacity to suggest they aren’t close? THEE SOULMATES?? you say that jhope and jimin had time to grow close when they were roommates.. did you forget vmin went to high school together and during their trainee days taehyung also shared the jihope room? like why are you ignoring stuff about their friendship that every armys knows lmao anyway here’s some things jimin has said to/about tae :D

you're more than a close friend. you're my savior! so you're very precious to me

he is very important to me and I want us to stay together until we grow old

the most closest and most best friend, my friend v!!

taehyung ah i love you you're precious to me

etc etc etc

how jealous jimin was when tae hung out with his hwarang hyungs, every time hes called tae handsome/pretty, how he used winter bear as a lullaby for weeks on end.. did that all just fly over your head? and that’s not even getting into how tae waxes poetic about jm at every given opportunity.

i have a million more things to say but it’s clear to me that you are threatened by vmin,, there’s literally no way for you to be this dense. even baby armys can see the closeness of their bond. the only reason you were comfortable with saying hope and joon were close to jm is bc in ur delulu fantasy they’re older brother/mentor figures to jikook... but taehyung being jimin’s soulmate detracts from the specialness of jikooks bond, doesn’t it? so you have to degrade it. all taehyung is to you in your narrative is that whiny best friend who gets jealous sometimes bc jk steals jimin away when he wants to hang out 🥺 like do you consume any bts content outside of jikook analysis videos??

hello angry vminie anon again,

i’m just hear you laugh about how you don’t think tae understands jm like jk does and how you think the specialness of vmins bond is purely skinship. like how can you so fundamentally misunderstand their relationship so much 😭😭😭

I said I haven't seen it not that it didn't happen or doesn't exist, possibly I haven't seen that clip or moment, I talked about what I have seen, I was clear about that from the beginning. Anon asked ME what I thought and that is what I answered.

At no point was it my intention to take away the weight or dismiss the magnitude that something like being soul mates means, if that's how you understood it I apologize, I have in other instances talked about the beautiful and strong bond between Jimin and Tae, so of course I know how special their relationship is, it's obvious too. 

Yes, I said I believed that because they said so, I don't understand why you're criticizing that? Anon, I said I believed them because they said so, I was acknowledging and accepting their words. I don't understand why you are criticising me for that. And furthermore you are jumping to conclusions out of thin air and making conjecture out of something I said and was very clear about. Again, my response was based on what I saw, I never said that was the absolute truth.

I feel threatened by Vmin? What?

Did you hear me laugh? When the hell did I laugh? When the hell did I say that vmin specialness is skinship? When did I use that word?

I was talking about a dance, I was specific about that.   

Anon, I have a better concept of Tae than that, please don't insult my intelligence and empathy.

I don't have time for this, I'll post your asks because I think it's fair, but I'm not going to get into this game. 

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