#jennifer barkley imagine

[zafirosreverie]

Their reaction to you flinching during an argument (C / J)

Carla Dunkler:

The moment her fist landed hard on the wall, Carla regretted it. She knew that she had screwed up and in a terrible way. She didn't need anyone to tell her anything to feel in her bones the terror she had inflicted on you and the chill that ran through her as she watched you shiver reminded her of how frail and young you were compared to her.

Look, she wasn't dumb, she knew that she could have a motherfucking mood sometimes, but if there was one thing she had promised herself from the moment she started dating you, it was that she was never, ever going to hurt you. And yet, there she was, watching helplessly as you slunk to the safety of your room, running from her. She felt like a monster.

Jennifer Barkley:

Jen knew that at times she could be very harsh with you, but it was because she wanted to see you succeed in your goals and although she didn't always say it out loud, she really loved you. So it was a shock to her to realize that she had crossed the line when during one of your (rare, but intense) fights, you flinched as she mentioned something about your parents.

She had hit a sensitive nerve. It's not that you didn't trust her, but from the beginning of your relationship, you had made it clear that you didn't want to know anything about your parents and the brunette had respected it as much as she could, trying to quench her curiosity. But now, as she sat on the floor with her head pressed against your door as she waited for you to forgive her, she couldn't help but wonder what they had done to you to make you react like this.

Those people had better not hurt you, or they were going to regret it.

#reader insert #x reader #carla dunkler #carla dunkler x reader #carla dunkler imagine #carla x reader #carla dunkler x y/n #jennifer barkley #jennifer barkley x reader #Jennifer Barkley x y/n #jennifer barkley imagine #Jennifer Barkley x you #gay for kathryn hahn

[agathasangel]

in the middle- part 2 (Jen Barkley x Claire Debella x fem!reader NSFW)

warnings: smut & angst, actually basically just smut, past cheating, legal age gap, threesome, pervy!mommy!claire, slightly bratty switch!Jen, voyeurism, masturbation, fingering (r receiving), strap-ons (r receiving), oral (jen receiving), threats of spanking (jen receiving).

word count: 1930

summary: jen’s plan to introduce claire to your relationship worked, and now they have you exactly where they want you.

The cab ride back to the hotel was torturous. Jen and Claire sat on either side of you in the backseat, each of them making sure you couldn’t rub your thighs together the way you do desperately wanted to. Every time you tried to cross your legs for some friction, Claire would dig her nails into your thigh to stop you.

“Such a little slut, you can’t even wait to get to the hotel, can you?” Claire whispered into your ear. Her degrading comments turned you on even more, making it even harder not to search for any friction you can get. You felt Jen’s hand sliding up and down your thigh, teasing you further. It was torture.

And you loved it.

Finally the car got back to the hotel. Claire paid the oblivious cab driver as Jen put an arm around your waist.

“I can’t wait to take you up there. Claire and I have talked every day we’ve been waiting about what we would do to you tonight. We’re going to devour you, baby.”

“All paid for, let’s go!” Claire took both your hands and the three of you ran up to the room, impatient. Jen unlocked the door and pulled you into the room and into a deep kiss, unzipping your dress and throwing it on the floor. You felt Claire’s hands on your back and her mouth on your neck. She unclipped your bra and sucked and bit on your neck so hard you knew in that moment that there would be marks in the morning. Jen’s hands found their way to your bare breasts, squeezing your nipples for a moment before she pulled away and pushed you onto the bed.

“Fuck, Jen. Our girl is even hotter in person. Nothing you showed me could have prepared me for this.”

You wondered what exactly Jen showed her. Did she show Claire the photos you’ve been sending her? A part of you hoped she did. You knew it was a fucked up thing to do, but you wanted Jen and Claire too much to give a shit.

You looked up at the two older women and innocently asked, “What are you gonna do to me?”

You see their hungry grins and darkening eyes as they begin taking their clothes off. It was an incredible sight, Jen throwing her blazer on the ground and unbuttoning her shirt and then unzipping Claire’s dress. Both of their bodies were stunning, soft and strong. Two beautiful goddesses who both wanted you.

“I’ll warm you up, baby. Although from the look of it, you’re already pretty warm,” said Jen as her palms grabbed your inner thighs, spreading your legs apart and pulling your underwear down, touching you everywhere except the part of you the desperately needed it.

“Oh, she’s more than ready, Jen. Our little whore’s been sopping wet for us since the restaurant. But I won’t deny you of your fun with her. I want to see you together before I take her.”

Jen continued teasing you as you whined.

“Beg for what you want, baby. You know how.”

“Fuck me, please. I need your fingers in me, I need you to touch my clit, I just need you, please.”

“So pretty when she begs. Touch her, Jen. Edge her until she can’t stand it anymore. Get her all worked up for me.” Claire was now sitting on a chair in front of the bed, her legs spread apart, watching your every move. The smug smile on her face excited you as Jen slipped a finger inside you, moving agonizingly slow.

“Does the little baby want more? Tell me you want more.”

“I want more, Jen. Please give me more.”

She added another finger, and you were almost painfully aroused now. You looked over at Claire, who was watching you with that smirk with her own hand between her legs, fantasizing about what she would do to you once Jen was done. Your arousal grew as Jen’s hands worked their magic and Claire’s moans grew with it. You started to get close, and Jen let up, making you whine.

“Such a whiny thing.” Claire said as she came over to the bed, running a hand over your naked body.

“Just couldn’t resist touching her, could you?”

“Of course not. She’s so cute like this. Make her beg.”

“Awww, baby, are you close?”

“Yes, Jen! So close, I need it, please…”

“Make her wait a little longer. After all this time I’ve had to wait to have her,” Claire said with a smirk on her face, her hand now groping your breasts.

“I- I don’t know if I can go much longer!”

Claire just laughed at you as you squirmed under Jen, desperate for release.

“Beg pretty enough for us and maybe we’ll give you what you want before Claire fucks you.”

“Please, please! I need you to let me come, I need it so bad! I’ll be so good, a good little slut for both of you like you want. I want Claire to fuck me with the big strap however she wants! Please!”

Jen finally began to increase the pace, drawing a loud moan out of you.

“So cute, such a little screamer for me. Come for us, baby,” said Jen as you were on the brink of your orgasm.

She pulled her fingers out of you as you flopped on the bed, already tired. Jen and Claire kissed each other while you were in between them. Normally the sight of your girlfriend kissing another woman would make you jealous, angry. But now? It was hot, it turned you on. You were willing to share. Claire pulled away from Jen.

“Put your fingers in my mouth Jen, I wanna taste her,” Jen complied and Claire moaned around her fingers, “She tastes so good. Maybe another time I’ll eat her cute little pussy. But for now,” she turned to you, “did you bring your strap?”

“Yes, Claire.”

“Get it for me.”

You dragged your tired body out of bed, and across the room to dig through your suitcase for your strap on. Jen had specifically requested that you bring the strap you used in the video you sent to her. You were going to do it anyway, it was your favorite and felt just so good inside you. You thought at the time it was for Jen to use on you, but the idea of Claire using it was even more exciting. You still weren’t sure if Claire had seen your video or not. And you didn’t want to know.

“Come on, slut. Don’t have all day, aren’t you desperate to get fucked by me?”

You ran over to Claire and you and Jen helped her put the harness on. She lay down on the bed, propped up with the pillows as Jen sat next to her, kissing her neck.

“I want you to ride me, baby. You’re wet enough, right?”

“Y-yes Claire. I am. Please, I want to ride you.”

You climbed on top of her, positioning yourself to slide her into you. You were still so wet from Jen’s ministrations and Claire’s degrading words that you slid right on.

“So greedy. Take mommy’s big cock, take it all.”

Jen took her mouth of Claire’s neck for a minute to look you up and down.

“So pretty, glad my two favorite ladies are getting along so well,” and she began sucking Claire’s neck.

“So good baby. So good. You ride mommy so well, I can practically feel how fucking tight you are. Jen, that feels so good but don’t you fucking dare leave a mark, if you do I’ll leave an even worse one on your ass.”

“Mmm, don’t threaten me with a good time…” said Jen as she continued. Claire let out a quiet moan.

“I’m, I’m serious Jen…”

You were surprised by Claire’s threat. You had never seen Jen submissive, and you sort of hoped she would leave a mark so she would have an excuse to punish Jen and let you watch.

Claire started to cry out your name, and Jen’s name as you approached your second orgasm.

“Mommy your cock feels so good! I’m- I think I’m gonna come I’m so close mommy please let me-“ you weren’t used to calling anyone mommy, but Claire calling herself that excited you.

“Yes baby, yes. Come for mommy.”

You came, and it crashed over you like a wave. You collapsed on top of Claire, and she flipped you over and kissed you hard on the lips.

“Oh baby, I think Jen feels a little left out. Why don’t you make her feel good?” Claire got off of you and allowed you to crawl in between Jen’s spread legs. You noticed a light hickey on her neck. Luckily it was nothing a little makeup couldn’t cover, but you hoped it would be enough to make Claire punish her. But not now. For now, you wanted to make your girlfriend happy. You started eating her out, and Claire slapped your ass.

“Ass up, baby. Mommy wants to fuck you again while you please your pretty girlfriend. Doesn’t that sound nice?”

“Mmmhmmmm!” You confirmed with her, muffled by Jen’s pussy. You felt Claire entering you again, groaning.

“So pretty, so tight!”

“Keep doing that, (y/n), that feels so good,” said Jen in between loud, breathy noises of pleasure. You’ve had so much practice and you were so proud of yourself for knowing exactly what Jen likes.

The sounds of all three of you moaning and whining together was absolutely magical, making it so much more exciting.

“It feels so good, baby. I think I’m gonna come just from fucking you with a strap. Let’s come together, all three of us, that’s right. I can tell you’re close, (y/n), so close from mommy’s cock and practically dripping onto the bed.”

“I’m close too, mommy..” said Jen. Jen calling Claire mommy too. This was interesting. You knew you were still submissive for your girlfriend, but the thought of her submitting to Claire with you? It was almost too much. You tried harder to get Jen to finish, knowing you couldn’t hold out much longer. She let out a loud cry as you came, again, around Claire’s cock.

“Fuck! Fuck, baby. So good. You’re even better than I thought you’d be. Fuck.”

Claire pulled out of you, and took the harness off. She put on one of Jen’s t-shirts and went to the bathroom to clean it while you and Jen followed her to clean yourselves off. Claire saw her faint hickey in the mirror and turned to your girlfriend.

“Don’t think I didn’t mean what I said before, Jennifer Barkley. Tomorrow night, I’m gonna punish you. And your cute little girlfriend is gonna see you for the little bitch you really are.”

Jen let out a sigh, clearly trying to hide her arousal growing again. You and Claire left the bathroom and you put on your pajamas on and got on the bed, cuddling.

“You’ve done so well for me tonight. Baby, you have no idea how much I’ve been looking forward to this.”

“I’m glad you did. By the way, don’t tell Jen but I can’t wait until tomorrow night.”

“I bet. She deserves a punishment for making you worry so bad. Besides, she’s excited about it. Why do you think she’s still in the bathroom?” You giggled as Claire squeezed you. You settled in, Jen eventually joining the two of you as you all drifted off to sleep, satiated.

For now.

#claire debella #claire debella x reader #claire debella imagine #jen barkley x reader #jennifer barkley #jen barkley #jennifer barkley x reader #kathryn hahn fan fiction #kathryn hahn x reader #kathryn hahn #wlw smut #smut #my fics

[aparticularbandit]

If only because I've been binging HIMYM and sending quotes to Skylar (@our-blood-is-our-ink) for literal days now—

Imagine if you will for me the following Hahnverse characters as the respective HIMYM roles:

Eve Fletcher as Lily

Claire Debella as Marshall

Agatha Harkness as Robin

Jennifer Barkley as Barney

Olivia Octavius as Ted

(Liv as Ted because the playing around with everyone with Liv is fun. Even though she doesn't fit that great.)

#musings #kathryn hahn #himym #eve fletcher #mrs. fletcher #olivia octavius #itsv #into the spider verse #claire debella #glass onion #agatha harkness #wandavision #mcu #jen barkley #parks and rec

[adultswim2022]

Clerks #3: "Leonardo is Caught in the Grip of an Outbreak of Randal's Imagination and Patrick Swayze Either Does or Doesn't Work in the New Pet Store" | ‎February 20, 2001 (DVD) | Unaired

Due to a misunderstanding involving a chimp at a nearby pet store and some rancid burritos that Randal is irresponsible about, the US government orders Leonardo be locked down. They believe an outbreak, similar to the one in the motion picture Outbreak has occurred. So it's up to Dante and Randal to advance the plot and eventually save the day. For some reason, it ends with Dante being browbeat into saying he's gay on the news.

It's funny to think about what qualified as edgy around this time. The show opens with a fourth-wall-break where Dante and Randal address the audience. They condescend to various women writing in (including a "Jennifer Schwalbach", shout out to Kevin's wife!!!) to complain that there are no women on the show. They do address the fact that there are no black people on the show and introduce Lando. Lando is seen throughout the episode in various fake-outs, where you think he might impact the plot or have a line but doesn't. It's funny, but man, it would not play the same way today.

This one features Gilbert Gotfried as Patrick Swayze, who seems to be working at the pet store but acts like he's studying for a role. Word has it they tried to get Swayze to portray himself and they were told by his people that he wouldn't do it and has no sense of humor about himself. And now he's dead!!! This is sorta evocative of James Woods on the Simpsons, working at the Apu Store. Hey speaking of Woods, he's in this. Like the gags about inclusion, he also plays differently today.

Lots of inspired jokes in this one. A gag involving Dustin Hoffman's likeness being portrayed by Al Pachino to avoid a lawsuit, the reveal that Alec Baldwin's Odd-Job-like assistant is secretly a robot, the gag about the mayor being stuck in a Mayor McCheese costume (and the police chief being Big Mac, delivering the memorable line "Nothing can kill the Grimace"), and the inside joke involving a photo of Leonardo Leonardo at Studio 54. This is apparently based on a real photo; the tall man is respected comedy writer Ian Maxtone-Graham who was a friend of Dave "Thanks for Watching!" Mandel. Dave ran across this photo in a book about Studio 54 of Ian Maxtone-Graham hanging out with Andy Warhol. I did a cursory google and I'm not sure if this photo is readily available online.

This one also ends with an educational segment where Jay & Silent Bob brutally wallop Charles Barkley for trying to host the segment himself. This whole thing is a shot-for-shot parody of a scene from The Godfather. There's also an eyebrow raising joke in this where the little girl seems to be discussing prostituting herself for 20 dollars. There was another gag like this in the last episode I didn't bother to highlight, where it's implied she wanted to film a porn movie with her little boy friend.

Askew connections: The pet store being named Gerbils Gerbils Gerbils is from Mallrats. The offscreen "kid in the helmet" would later appear in a deleted scene in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.

#adult swim #adultswim2022 #clerks

[syarina]

Favourite Kathryn Hahn's Characters Blogs

Smut~ Fluff~ Angst~ Dark~ Nothing~

Agatha Harkness

The One With The Sick Day

Stupid Beautiful Witch

That’s What She Said

Birthday Mishaps

Tenderness Crisis

Messing Around

Dinner For Two

Agatha vs Cold

Cuddling Day

Painting Day

December 6

Hard Day?

Password

Cheesy

Brain

Imagine Agatha Helping You With Your Cutting

The One With Your Brother

Harkness or Y/L/N

Two Wives

Afterglow

Share My Infinite, pt.2, pt.3

Cold Hands

Business Office Pleasure ~ Omega!Claire x Beta!Jen x Alpha!Agatha

Infect Me With Your Lovin', Fill Me With Your Poison

Dying In Your Lips Is How I Wanna Go

The One With The Late Night Session

Switch!R x Agatha x Sub!Eve blurbs

Make Me Behave Like An Animal

The Very Nosy Neighbour

High School Mean Girl

The One On Her Ship

December 13

The Universe Between Your Hands

Slippery Little Spider, pt.2

Prove Me Wrong, Darling

Claire Debella

Business Office Pleasure ~ Omega!Claire x Beta!Jen x Alpha!Agatha

Sweet Like Candy In My Veins

Fated

Carla Dunkler

Misunderstood Proposal

Imagine Knowing About Carla's Crush On You

Adorable Motivation

Eve Fletcher

Switch!R x Agatha x Sub!Eve blurbs

What You Need, pt.2

I Think I Saw You

Jennifer Barkley

Joy

Coward

Business Office Pleasure ~ Omega!Claire x Beta!Jen x Alpha!Agatha

Olivia Octavius

Worth Every Damn Courage w/ Agatha Harkness

Extra Complications, pt. 2, pt. 3

#smut #fluff #angst #agatha harkness #claire debella #carla dunkler #eve fletcher #jennifer barkley #olivia octavius #female reader

[garciaasfluffypen]

a kind of betrayal

prompt: continuation of new roommates and insane plans wc: 1.6k  ship: jennifer jareau x elle greenaway 

a/n: reads part 1 and two before this!! also, let me know if you want me to do s2 & 3 with our lovely ladies :) 

part 1 • part 2

after a long talk with elle about her mother, and a failed attempt at getting an extension on her term paper, jj found herself at a loss. she toyed with the necklace she had found sitting on her desk, deep in thought.  they were trying to save the lives of everyone on campus, and she couldn’t even do that and balance her school work. her father was going to have a field day with her.

“please tell me you’re having better luck with the mystical weapon situation.” jj turned to elle, who was reading out of the sumerian book she and tara had gotten from the library.

elle let out a sigh. “mm, not so much. ascalon, an enchanted spear that kills dragons but only if you’re a christian saint. the scepter of kerykeion will heal them. the holy hand grenade of antioch would be perfect for an influx of monstrous rabbits.”

“wait,” jj pulled something up on the computer screen, waiting for elle to look over. “what about this one? the blade of hastur, forged from the burnt bones of starspawn and meant to shatter all that oppose it…” she trailed off.

“that may or may not be sealed into the face of a cliff in an underwater cavern a thousand feet below sea level.” elle continued, a plan forming in her head.

“no. it’s sealed in the face of a cliff in an underwater cavern, a thousand feet below sea level. nobody could survive that, which is probably the point.”

“i could get it.”

jj’s eyes widened as she looked over to elle. “what?”

“the sword. i could get it. pressure depth and nitrogen narcosis aren’t really itches for a vampire.”

“that would be- i mean, you’d be risking your life. and if your mother found out she would…”

“yeah, well, my mother fed the only person i cared about to a monster and maybe i don’t feel like letting that happen again.”

“i mean, i know that you’re not just doing it for me but seriously…”

“don’t be an idiot, jennifer. of course i’m doing it for you.” elle noticed the necklace she was wearing and started to freak out. “where’d you get that necklace?”

“i found it here, i thought you left it for me-”

“get it off.”

“what?”

elle reached for the necklace, hissing as it burned her hand the moment she made contact with it. before she knew it, jj was collapsing onto the bed, and elle was panicking. there was only one person who could be behind this. and she knew exactly who that person was.

“mother.”

“hello sweetheart,” jj- the dean- spoke, smiling sickenly sweet at elle. “i thought it was time we had a little talk.”

“what do you want, mother?”

“you didn’t come when i sent for you, i can’t imagine poor matt was at all unclear. he doesn’t quite have the brains for… delicacy.”

“if you’re going to kill me, why not just come yourself?” elle snarked, crossing her arms.

“kill you? when you think of the lengths i’ve gone to save you from your own foolishness?” a heartless chuckle fell from her lips. “i think you’re a practical girl and you’ll see that everything i do, i do for the best. that silly little creature couldn’t’ve loved you. the second she knew what you were, she spilled all your secrets like an idiot school child. she was a cockroach. a wretched, crawling thing just like poor jennifer. and you, my doll, are a diamond. stone can not love flesh.”

elle resisted the urge to spit in her face. “how could i ever trust you?”

“why don't i start us off with a gesture of good faith? matt has derek right now, and he’s just itching to help out.”

“i thought your hungry little night light wanted virgins.”

“oh, you’ve been reading barkley’s transcriptions. that man was obsessed. no, we just take girls because it's traditional. besides, the worlds just gonna grind them up anyway, so it’s almost a mercy. derek though, believes some idiot accident, perhaps depression over his lost sweetie.” she turned back to face elle. “so what’s it to be? shall we take the prom king here and leave you and the little moppet alone?”

elle sighed. “deal.”

“remember, she’s safe as long as you keep her from meddling. if either of you get in the way again, all bets are off. now be quick, catch!”

                                                           ---

jj stared at the screen, the events that had previously conspired playing out in front of her. tears brimmed her eyes as she watched, her feelings and emotions getting the best of her as she tried to figure out what was going on. alex watched along with her, a whacked up tara sitting on the bed mumbling about going to the party that she and alex were preventing her from going to. as if on cue, elle walked into the room and alex turned around, a stake being pointed right at her.

“not one more step, bloodsucker.”

“what is this?”

elle looked to jj, who simply pressed play on her computer. “were you ever going to tell me? about derek? about the fact she possessed me and used me to hurt my friends? or was it just going to be ‘sorry babe, no sword no rescue, that’s just the way the world is’?”

“jj that’s not- she promised to leave us alone.”

“yeah, just so long as you let her kill my friends. you know, it’s not the sword. the sword would kill you and i get that. it’s that you just gave up. after everything, you didn’t even try.” with tears in her eyes, jj turned away. “go away, elle. go run and hide. we’re done.”

                                                          ---

they had won, they had actually won. and elle was dead. elle was dead and it was all jennifer’s fault- if she hadn’t gone on that stupid adventure with tara and alex, she wouldn’t be sitting here all alone staring at elle’s side of the room and wishing she was there. jj missed elle, and it was something she had never thought she would miss her stupid remarks, and the hair in the shower drain. it had been approximately three days since they had won, and jj was going absolutely insane. an aftershock hit the building, and jj simply sighed, staring at her computer screen as she rode through it. as nice as it was having kate back, jj felt like there was a piece of her life that was missing now that elle wasn’t there. a weird emptiness that couldn’t be filled by another human, no matter how hard they tried.

“hey, jj.” alex lightly knocked on the door, pushing it open slightly. “so um, something happened and i um, i just wanted to come prepare you so that you wouldn’t freak out. so derek and some of his zeta bros were throwing cherry bombs into the big pit under the lustic building and um… the found… um…”

as if on cue, emily walked in with a passed out elle in her arms. jj shot up from her bed, running over to her.

“okay so, we think she’s… i mean she seems dead, but she’s a vampire, right?”

“blood! she needs blood!”

jj ran over to where kate had left the soy milk container earlier that day, grabbing it and bringing it back over to elle. slowly and carefully she poured some blood into her mouth, barely noticing alex and emily slipping out of the room to give them their privacy. a few minutes later elle stirred, a groan falling from her lips. jj practically catapulted herself onto elle, barely registering the fact she had thrown herself onto an injured person. elle was back, and that’s all she could think about.

“hey.”

“are you hurt? it looks like you’re hurt. and i’m sorry i hugged you so hard that you're hurt.” jj looked at elle as she stood up. “it’s just that you were dead and-and now you’re not and i know that you’re probably going through a lot of stuff with your mom, it’s just that-”

elle cut jj off with a kiss, pushing herself as close to the young blonde as she possibly could. she held her close, pulling in every scent of her that she hadn’t had while she was knocked out in the pit. the two of them pulled apart for air before jj initiated the second kiss, this one filled with more emotion than the last. elle pulled away, smiling slightly at jj as she stared at her in disbelief.

“so, you’re a giant black cat huh?”

elle chuckled. “so i am.”

“how are you- are you okay? how are you alive?”

“well, that’s the thing about being a vampire. kinda hard to hurt me unless you put a steak through my heart.”

“let’s not joke about that.” jj let out an exasperated laugh. “i just got you back. i can’t lose you again.”

“oh?” elle’s eyebrow raised. “you can’t loose me, you say?”

“shuddup.”

“what happened to the hatred you had for me a week ago?” elle teased.

“we don’t have to talk about that.” jj hid her face in elle’s good shoulder, blush covering her cheeks. “we really don’t.”

“mmm we do eventually, but i’m okay with not talking about it for now.”

“oh my god i’m so mean, do you need blood? you probably need more blood.” jj detached herself from elle, running to the fridge. “i know we have more in here somewhere.”

elle couldn’t help but smirk. to think that the semester started with jj hating elle’s guts, and here they were, about to embark on… well, she wasn’t sure what she could call it yet but…

jj was hers.  

#melly writes #jennifer jareau x elle greenaway #jennifer jareau imagine #elle greenaway imagine #criminal minds imagine #criminal minds one shot #an i (queue) of 187

[ladyoriza]

I have to imagine that John Seed is just godawful with children in the EXACT way Jennifer Barkley from Parks and Rec is like John 100% would wear a poncho around children because they're sticky and messy BUT.

Rich Childfree Uncle John? Who absolutely will not listen to any gift guidelines Hannah or Joseph set? Who would buy Ethan a PS5 and Fauna the Lirika Matoshi Pink Sky dress for their birthday? (the Strawberry dress in black and the xbox one was for christmas)

Yeah that works.

#hannah lamb phd #fauna lamb seed #see he has to compete with suze's title as the Rich Crime Boss Aunt #this is all a no-cult AU but still

[sunskate]

Ice Dance 2022-23 season

Molly Lanaghan/ Dmitre Razgulajevs (CAN): RD: FD: Micmacs à Tire-Larigot soundtrack by Raphaël Beau- Droit De Cité; Micmacs a la Gare, Saint Eustache, Larrons en Foire

Carolane Soucisse/Shane Firus (CAN): RD: FD: Nahko and Medicine For The People- Aloha Ke Akua

Natalie Taschlerova/Filip Taschler (CZE): RD: Shakira- Hips Don't Lie; Enrique Iglesius- Hero FD: Max Richter- On the Nature of Daylight; Ludovico Einaudi- Run; Jacob Shea, Jasha Klebe- Early Morning Fog (coaches: Matteo Zanni, Barbora Reznickova; choreo: Matteo Zanni)

Yuka Orihara/Juho Pirinen (FIN): RD: Cardi B.- I Like it Like That; Klaus Hallen Tanzorchester- Dancing with a Stranger; Instruction

Eleanor Hirst/Anthony Currie (GBR): RD: Gypsy Kings- Hotel California FD: Evita (coaches: ?)

Jennifer Janse van Rensburg/Benjamin Steffan (GER): RD: J Balvin, Pharrell Williams- Safari; Pentatonix- Havana; Reel 2 Real- Move It FD: Balazs Havasi- Prelude Age of Heroes (coaches: Rostislav Sinicyn, Natalia Karamyseva; choreo: Mariia Tumanovska-Chaiika)

Charlene Guignard/Marco Fabbri (ITA): RD: Grace Jones- This Is, I'm Crying; Monica Naranjo- Pantera en Libertad

Kana Muramoto/Daisuke Takahashi (JPN): RD: Conga, Rhythm is Gonna Get You, Ahora, Move FD: (choreo: Marina Zoueva, Ilia Tkachenko, Maxim Kozhevnikov, Sarry, 矢内康洋 Randi Strong)

Paulina Ramanauskaite/Deividas Kizala (LTU): RD: Celia Cruz- La Vida Es Un Carnaval; Perez Prado and Rosemary Clooney- Sway; Sergio Mendes- Magalenha FD: AC/DC- Highway to Hell; Gary Moore- Still Got the Blues; AC/DC- Demon Fire (coaches: Maurizio Margaglio, Neil Brown)

Oona Brown/Gage Brown (USA): RD: Imagine Dragons, Tony Evans and his Orchestra, Gnarls Barkley- Bones FD: Annie Lennox- Big Sky; Joe Bonamassa- No Good Place for the Lonely (coaches and choreo: Inese Bucevica, Joel Dear)

Lorraine McNamara/Anton Spirodinov (USA): RD: George Michael- Careless Whisper, arr. Hugo Chouinard FD: Ezio Bosso- Rain in Your Black Eyes (coaches: Alexei Kiliakov, Elena Novak, Jimmie Manners; choreo: Novak, Manners)

Eva Pate/Logan Bye (USA): RD: Rio- Barbatuques- Beautiful Creatures; Jamie Foxx- Fly Love; Rio singers- Real in Rio FD: Riverdance- Bill Whelan- Reel Around the Sun (coaches: Igor Shpilband, Pasquale Camerlengo, Natalia Deller, Adrienne Lenda; choreo: Igor Shpilband, Pasquale Camerlengo, Renee Petkovski, Oksana Zolotarevskaya, Zachary Donohue)

#IAM and MIDA have separate posts #linked in my header

[getlostsquidward]

Reset, Restart, Replay

Jennifer Barkley x Reader

A/N: I’m back (kinda) and rusty as fuck. Here’s a lil Jen fic, inspired by I Like U by NIKI. I’m halfway writing the other version of this in Jen’s POV but so far I don’t like it lmao.

Summary: You were sure you had mastered the no strings attached formula, but this was different. Jennifer Barkley was a different equation.

This was supposed to be just physical between you. The woman sure knows how to have fun despite the hectic schedule both had as the elections neared, and her words, “make my valuable time in this town worthwhile.”

Well, you lied. With her, it was impossible just to set the feelings aside. She was incredible.

You've had flings, one-night stands, and have been in a friends/colleagues with benefits situation before. You’ve done it a lot and know your way through with those people without getting attached. You were sure you had mastered the no strings attached formula, but this was different.

Jennifer Barkley was a different equation.

You should’ve known from the start. A hotshot from Washington, the lady was out of your league. Yet when you laid eyes on each other it was clear what you both wanted and not long after, you found yourself pressed against the wall of a bathroom or a supply closet.

It was wrong, having an affair with the opposition’s campaign manager, whose presence has literally been a roadblock for your friends – but it happened again, and again.

And again.

Until you were craving for more. More of her. Lately, you’ve been wondering how her day was; checking your phone every second to see if she had texted; even anticipating her appearances in Perd’s show.

In a rare occurrence that she had stayed the night in your place, you actually took the time to etch her features in your mind – not in a creepy way – more of a ‘I never have a chance to properly admire you when we’re in public’ way. 

And as the affair goes on, you find yourself wishing she’d always stay after a passionate night, instead of scrambling off as she puts her clothes back on, typing away on her phone.

You were doomed. Jennifer Barkley doesn’t do feelings. If only you can reset her point of view about it.

So you do what you think best, end this once and for all. It's what's better for everyone, right? You'd stop bearing the guilt of sleeping with your friend's opponent's campaign manager, and step on the growing feelings while it was just a sprout.

Somehow it didn’t go the way you intended it to be. Jen Barkley just had that effect on you.

But no, you had to do this.

So you turned the tables. It was you who were scurrying to get your clothes on, not sparing a glance at her as she stayed on the bed watching you get away as if you regretted being with her.

“I’m usually the one who slips away first. What’s the rush?”

As you straightened your clothes out, you turned to her. You knew you can’t look straight into her eyes, so you settled to look at the pillows instead.

“I’m sorry, Jen. I...I can't do this anymore,” you bolted out of the room before you could even provide her the reason why.

I like you, Jen. Sorry, I never meant to.

It did not come off as a surprise when you heard that Chris had admitted to Ann that he and Jen had sex. Well, who wouldn’t be proud of getting under the sheets with Jennifer Barkley? 

Several eyebrows arose including yours, but it didn’t shock you or whatnot. If anything, you just felt your heart constrict against your chest. It didn’t fail to make your cheerful mood go slightly sour when you saw them arrive at the same time for Leslie’s victory party.

It’s not like you can get mad and jealous. It’s not like you could blame her for getting over so quickly. Jen’s not yours. Never have been. 

You just fell for her tricks and now you’re the casualty.

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tags: @midnight-lestrange @minszhuo @tr333sus

#jennifer barkley x reader #jennifer barkley x y/n #jennifer barkley x you #jen barkley x reader #jen barkley x you #jennifer barkley imagine #parks and recreation imagine #kathryn hahn x reader #Spotify

[zafirosreverie]

May I ask of a reuqest? Fem!Reader x Jennifer, and the reader pranks Jen with water balloons or silly string?

“Y/N BARKLEY!! COME BACK HERE!!”

You ran for your life through the apartment as your wife called you, her voice getting louder as she got closer to you. You knew this was a bad idea, you knew you’d be dead. But did that stop you? Nope. You just had to go and prank Jennifer Barkley of all people.

It was an innocent joke! You just put a bucket of water over the door’s frame so she’d get wet the moment she walked through the door. But of course, you forgot one little, tiny detail…Jen hated getting wet, or dirty, or anything other than “perfectly presentable”, even if it was just the two of you.

“I am sorry!!” you yelled back.

You got to your room and tried to close the door, but she was faster and pushed you, getting in with you. You gulped when you saw her frowning and locking the door before looking at you with fire in her eyes. You had to turn your head to avoid looking at her chest.

Jen approached you and grabbed your hips tightly, making you hiss a little.

“You’re so paying for this” she growled

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry” you squealed “It’s just that you keep coming home all tired and stressed and I just wanted to make you laugh and relax! I didn’t think things well. I am so sorry, Jen”

The brunette just watched you babbling, a small smile appearing on her lips. She loved how cute and sweet you were and even if she hated her suit getting wet, she felt lucky to have someone who worries for her enough to risk their life.

“You’re in many, many troubles” she said, pushing you until your legs hit the border of the bed

“Jen?”

“My clothes are wet because of you. Now you must help me get them off and, I don’t know, give me yours”

You shuddered as you saw her eyes shining with desire and evilness. You knew you wouldn’t be able to walk the next day, but hey! It was a better punishment than you thought!...right?

“You really shouldn’t have messed up with me, love” Jen smirked as she dug her nails into your thigh.

Oh damn.

#x reader #reader insert #imagine #jennifer barkley preference #jennifer barkler imagine #jennifer barkley imagine #jennifer barkley x reader #jennifer barkley #jen x reader #gay for kathryn hahn #givejenagirlfriendchallenge

[agathasangel]

the supply closet (jen barkley x fem!reader NSFW)

warnings: fluff and smut, legal age gap, alcohol

word count: 1.2k

summary: you’re an intern for a prestigious campaign managed by jennifer barkley. you don’t quite fit in with the other interns, but you think that’s what jen likes about you so much.

No one could deny that you were a hard worker, maybe even a bit of an overachiever. Even then, you didn’t think you would get this internship. Everyone else there came from influential political families, and they all seemed to know each other. You also found yourself to be the only intern that really took the job all that seriously.

You were working under Jennifer Barkley, and she was the best. She was not only the best in her field, but working for her was pleasant. More than pleasant, actually. She seemed to really like you.

“I gotta say, it’s nice to have you around. Kinda refreshing to see someone here who actually cares.”

“Thank you, Ms. Barkley. That really means a lot coming from you.”

“Seriously, it’s rare. And the fact that you even got this internship without any family connections is very impressive. You work so hard, why don’t I take you for drinks tonight, unwind?”

“Thanks, Ms. Barkley. I’d like that.”

“Call me Jen.”

She took you to an unfamiliar bar, fancy and filled with people who were older and more professional looking than you were, people like Jen. You also noticed how expensive the drinks were.

“I’ll cover the bill, don’t worry,” said Jen with a wink. You thanked her and she got two tequila shots, and you got to talking. You told her about school and she questioned you on what you wanted to do once you graduate.

“I’ve applied to grad school, I’m still thinking about what I want to do career-wise. I’m pretty sure I want to go into politics in some way though.”

“You should. You have a lot of potential, you’re smart, you remind me of myself at your age. You care so much about everything. Don’t lose that like I did.”

“Wow, Jen. I don’t know what to say. Thank you.”

You started talking more about your lives and families. Jen had some crazy stories, and then she asked about you.

“What about you? You have family, a boyfriend, anything?”

“Well I have a pretty average family, definitely nothing as interesting as yours. And I’m single. And, um, very gay.”

“Ah, I see.”

You told her more about your mom, your dad, and your brother as she ordered more drinks for the two of you. You were starting to feel pretty tipsy, and you think Jen probably was too, based on how her behavior was changing.

“Put your hair down, I wanna see it. Oh, you look so pretty!”

“Thank you Jen! You’re so nice…”

“I’m really not that nice. I just like you. ‘Cause you’re cute and smart. And cute.”

“You’re nice to me though. The other interns don’t really talk to me, but you always do.”

“That’s because they’re entitled idiots. You gotta learn to work with people like that, this town is full of them.”

“I know. But I still like you more…”

“I like you more too.”

Jen put her arm around you and her head on your shoulder and you giggled.

“Is it okay that we’re out together? I wouldn’t want to get you in trouble.”

“Of course it’s okay. We’re just two adults grabbing drinks after work. You’re a beautiful girl, but I would never pressure you into doing anything you don’t want to do, I’m not that kind of boss.”

“What if… what if I did want to do something?”

“Then we should go somewhere a little more private. I’ll call a car.”

Jen lived in the biggest, nicest house you’ve seen in your whole life.

“Wow, it’s… beautiful. I can’t believe you live like this, that’s… wow.”

“I’ll get us some more drinks, okay hon?”

Jen did just that, pouring glass after glass of wine for the two of you. She leaned in to kiss you, grabbing your waist and you eagerly accepted. You drunkenly made out for a while before transferring to the bedroom.

“Let’s get some rest, okay baby?”

You woke up next to Jen, and she was already awake, dressed, drinking a Gatorade and tapping away at her phone.

“You up?”

“Yeah.”

“Have a gatorade. If I’m hungover, you definitely are. We gotta get to work soon. Get dressed.”

You accepted the bottle and changed back into your work clothes from the day before, as Jen’s eyes scanned your body.

“God, you have such a nice body. I wish we had more time here so we could… I know. I’ll give you a call while we’re at work to meet me in the supply closet. We can… continue this there. We’ve gotta be quick but it’s better than waiting a whole eight hours. How’s that sound? Now come on, we’re gonna be late.”

You spent the first part of your day at work impatiently waiting for Jen’s call. All you could think about was her. Finally it happened, and you excused yourself to “grab some more pens”. Jen was in there waiting for you with a smug smile on her face.

“Hey there, babe.”

‘Hi, Jen.”

“How you feeling? You ready?”

“I’m feeling good now that I’m with you,” you say in an attempt at flirting with the older woman.

“God, you’re the cutest thing.”

And she started kissing you as her hands travelled up and down your body, unbuttoning your shirt and feeling your breasts. You take your shirt off and kiss her back harder as she backs you into the wall. Jen breaks the kiss as her mouth travels down to your neck, sucking hard as her hands move to your waistband.

“I’m gonna ruin you. I’m gonna mark you all up, and you’re gonna love it.”

Jen fingered you, fast and rough and you had never felt anything like it before. You couldn’t possibly have imagined that just her fingers could make you feel that good. You were trying not to make any noise but the feeling of Jen’s fingers inside you and her mouth on your neck made it incredibly difficult. You found yourself softly moaning and repeating her name until she had to use her free hand to cover your mouth.

“Wow, so wet and excited just from my fingers? So needy that you can’t shut up? Or do you want someone to catch you getting fucked by your boss in a supply closet? You want the whole office to know what a desperate slut you are?”

You let out another moan as she shoved a finger in your mouth and went harder. You tried to grab her, desperate to be closer.

“Are you close, baby?”

You nodded your head as she took her hand from your mouth and put her arm around you, moving you away from the wall and sitting next to you.

“That was fun.”

“That was amazing, Jen.”

“We don’t have a lot of time, people are gonna start wondering where we are.”

“Yeah. I wish we could just stay here together.”

“Me too, babe. You’re gonna want to put a scarf on, by the way. I marked you up pretty good.”

You took out your phone and looked at your reflection. She was right.

“I’ve got one in my office, come with me.”

You popped your collar and ran behind Jen to her office. When you got there she took the scarf out of her drawer and wrapped it around your neck.

“Jen? Why couldn’t we have done that stuff in here?”

“It’s more fun in the supply closet. Come home with me after work, okay?”

“I would love that.”

#jennifer barkley #jen barkley #jennifer Barkley x reader #Jen barkley x reader #Jen Barkley imagine #kathryn hahn #kathryn hahn x reader #kathryn hahn imagine #wlw smut #wlw fluff #my fics

[supercorps-imaginesetc]

Working on a Campaign with Jennifer Barkley Would Include

Masterlist

Warnings: alcohol, sexual content implied

Summary: Jennifer Barkley falls for you while working on a campaign together

Our characters we write for have been expanded as some of my interests shift. Gotta stay up to date with my hyperfixations. There will still be many Supergirl, Katie, and Melissa characters content, but there will also be some Marvel, Kathryn Hahn, and other Marvel actresses” characters content so that I can have an outlet to write for them as well. I hope you all are ok with this expansion and enjoy this content :) - Admin Cam

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Working on a Campaign with Jennifer Barkley Would Include

Meeting Jennifer while working on the same political campaign

She’s the campaign manager and you’re the communications coordinator so you and Jennifer work closely together pretty much nonstop

The two of you spending time on the road on the campaign trail together

Constantly sitting by each other on the campaign bus so you can discuss the campaign

Talking over strategies for interviews and your candidate’s debates for hours

At first Jennifer wasn’t too warm and welcoming to you

She is here to win for her candidate so she takes her job incredibly seriously

And so do you

That’s one of the first things Jennifer notices about you, you are extremely passionate about your job

You work just as hard as Jennifer does

You love Jennifer’s confidence

To some she can come off as cocky but you admire her confidence and the way she can effortlessly take control over any room

Staying up late together talking about the campaign

Making each other cups of coffee to stay awake working into the early morning hours

When picking up your morning paper, you find yourself bringing Jennifer one too

Jennifer is surprised by your little acts of kindness and finds herself warming up to you more than the other people on the campaign

She’s a blunt woman and comes off harsh at times, but around you she softens a bit

She tries to tell herself that it’s only because she wants to keep a good work relationship with you, however, she knows that she’s falling for you

And she hates that you are the person to finally make the Great Jennifer Barkley fall

So she throws herself even more into the campaign (which you didn’t even think was possible)

This causes you to try and help her out more because you are an amazing person that Jennifer feels she doesn’t deserve

You always make sure to bring an extra granola bar to give Jennifer because you’ve noticed that she tends to forget to eat when she’s busy

Each time you do something nice like this, you chip away at Jennifer’s tough exterior a little at a time

The other people on the campaign definitely see the chemistry between you and Jennifer

Some even whispering about when you and her will finally get together

A couple of bets are made

After a successful debate for your candidate, everyone else is out celebrating, but you’re back on the campaign bus watching new coverage and taking notes

Jennifer comes notices that you’re not with the others celebrating and goes to find you

You don’t notice enter the bus, too wrapped up in the news until she says something, startling you from your work

“You know you can take a break right?” she says smiling at you from her place, leaning against the doorway

“That’s interesting coming from the biggest workaholic on this campaign” you quip back causing the woman to laugh

Jennifer holds her hands up in surrender, “You got me there. Mind if I join you then?”

You move over from your spot on the couch to give her room to sit by you

The two of you discuss the debate and eventually she convinces you to get a drink with her because the two of you deserve a night off

So you go to a bar

While you’re there Jennifer glares at anyone who tries to hit on you

Which you don’t even really notice, too caught up in being around your work crush

By the time the two of you leave the bar and head back to the hotel, you and Jennifer are a little past tipsy

Her putting an arm around your waist to keep you steady

You laying your head on her shoulder

You and Jennifer go back to her suite to continue your night

The two of you end up making out on her couch

“Just one night of you and me” you say breathlessly

Jennifer nods, cheeks flushed “and then we go back to normal for the campaign”

That night remains a secret between the two of you

The next day you and Jennifer go back to normal

Staying and friendly and working together as great as usual

Lingering glances are shared between you and Jennifer

But nothing more than that

Just business as usual

Until the campaign is finally over

Election night is a tense affair

You and your campaign are pretty confident, but you can never be entirely sure until the results come in

You pace back and forth in the back of the room while Jennifer is making several phone calls trying to get any information that she can

The news playing nonstop on the television as the results slowly come in

Around midnight an announcement is finally made on the news

You and Jennifer walk closer to the crowd surrounding the television, standing by each other with your hands brushing due to how close the two of you are standing

Waiting with bated breath until the announcement is made

Cheers are heard all across the room

You turn to Jennifer and excitedly exclaim, “We did it!”

“Of course we did” she says with her confident smirk

You roll your eyes playfully, “Just kiss me, Barkley”

“Gladly” she says before pulling you in for a passionate kiss

Everyone around you notices and cheers even louder because not only has their campaign one but you and Jennifer Barkley have finally gotten together after all this time

“Now I believe you owe me a date,” you say to Jennifer once the two of you break away from the kiss

“Let’s get out of here,” she says taking your hand and pulling you towards the exit

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[slashbitch2]

Chapter Six (Jennifer Barkley x Reader)

Previous Chapter

The entire day, nay week leading up to Jen's arrival was fraught with tension. Time went all too quickly, yet dragged simultaneously. By Friday you were brimming with so much unnecessary energy that your productivity at work was comparable to that of Leslie, who's determination was currently your source of frustration. Had she not been so resolute about giving Jen a 'personal Pawnee tour', than you would've reunited at 5 rather than 9.

Admittedly, it was also your fault for not calling out her lengthy lie, but those extra four hours you had to suffer through were compensation enough.

In an attempt to pass the extra time, you tried to stay at work for longer, but Fridays were your half day and Ron demanded that you go home immediately, lest you do any extra government work. Reluctant to return to an empty house, you'd asked around if anyone wanted to hang out, and were met with a series of rejections.

Except for Ann, who upon being enlightened about the situation, insisted she help you get ready for your date (initially you refuted the title of 'date', but by the second hour of your evening it became tolerated). Her company, though unexpected, was more than welcomed. Having someone to share your excitement with made the increasing tension almost fun.

"Y/N?" Ann waved her hand in your line of vision, catching your attention. "We going in, or just spending the night in the car?"

"Don't tempt me." You muttered, grudgingly dragged out of your thoughts.

In front of you the queue to the The Snakehole Lounge was gradually growing. The sheer amount of people gathered outside was intimidating, so you dreaded to imagine how packed it'd be inside. Staying at home would've been preferable, but it seemed that time alone with Jennifer was not a luxury presently granted to you.

"Come on." Ann nudged you with her elbow. "You've been going on about this all day and now you're going to wuss out?"

You twisted round to face her, illuminated by the flickering multi-coloured lights beaming out the club's windows. She was watching you closely, trying to gauge how you felt based off expression alone. Despite all that was rushing through your mind, you were at a loss for words. How could you even begin to convey what you were currently feeling?

"Stop overthinking it." She said. "There's no way of knowing what'll happen when you see Jennifer again, but only you can change that, so just roll with it."

You paused to consider her suggestion, coming to the conclusion that she was more observant than you gave her credit for.

"You're right." You admitted, grateful that she'd knocked some sense into you. "Thanks." Awkwardly, you leant across the centre console to hug her. You didn't know Ann all too well, but needed some way of showing gratitude for her sensibility.

"This is nice." She relaxed into the embrace, then unwound an arm to glance at her watch. "But we're five minutes late so I'm pretty sure Leslie will be sending out a search party soon."

You chuckled, separating from Ann to glance at the building once more. Jen was somewhere inside waiting for you. She'd voluntarily returned to Pawnee, and to one of its less than fine establishments of all places, just because she wanted to see you again. The very notion had your heart racing.

"I'm ready."

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The atmosphere of the club was as intense and unruly as expected. By the time you'd adjusted to the blinding lights and deafening music, Ann had already slipped away, replaced by Tom.

"Welcome this evening's esteemed VIP." He thrusted a disturbingly bright neon beverage into your hand. "Drink up."

"What is it?"

"Sweetums Fizz. My go-to drink for when I'm tryna get lucky." He winked. "But if it doesn't work out, feel free to give her my number."

Coming from Tom, that was the closest you would get to his blessings. So, unenthusiastically you took a sip of the dreadfully sweet drink , screwing up your face as you forced it down. Trying your best not to grimace at the taste, you smiled at him in thanks before he dispersed into the mass of people.

Next to approach was Leslie, who engulfed you in a crushing hug while spewing unintelligible nonsense about her trip. Usually her overly affectionate manner was too much, but this time you pulled her closer. If all went well tonight than you would be forever indebted to her.

Removing yourself from her grip, you interrupted her endless talk. "As much as I'd love to hear about Washington," You yelled over the obnoxiously loud music playing. "I can't hear a word your saying."

"Right." She nodded. "Wrong time, wrong place." There was a pause as the both of you were happy enjoying each others company. Since Jen's exit, Leslie had been so supportive and you'd missed her while she'd been gone.

Although, now wasn't the time for acknowledgements. "Have you seen Jen anywhere?"

"Oh, yeah." Leslie swivelled around and gestured in a general direction. "I think she said something about staying near the fire escape. Said this entire building was probably a hazard."

"That sounds like her." You grinned, spotting the green glowing fire exit sign. "Wish me luck."

"You don't need it." She patted your back, smiling reassuringly as you shuffled past.

Navigating through the crowd while keeping an eye on your target was a challenge. Several people bumped into you, their drink nearly spilling as they pushed past without an apology. However, nothing else mattered as you drew closer to the sign. Nothing else mattered except finding Jen.

Only she wasn't there.

As you struggled through the final row of people, you were met with yet another group of strangers. You sighed, absentmindedly swirling your glass as you resigned to return to Leslie. You then raised it to drink while turning round, though the necessary libation never reached your lips as you collided with someone.

The casualty gasped, stepping back as the cocktail spilled down the front of their dress.

"Shit." You froze, surveying the damage. "I'm so sorry-" You finally glanced up to face the woman and apologise again, but halted upon realisation.

Of course it was Jennifer. You just couldn't catch a break.

"I was going to surprise you, but looks like you got there first." She joked, scanning the vicinity for any kind of napkin. You joined the search, eventually spotting a couple abandoned on a table.

"Again, I am so sorry." You repeated, watching as she scrubbed at the stain. The attempt was futile as it didn't take long for the paper to be completely soaked through, and with little improvement to her dress. "Come on." You grabbed hold of her hand as she discarded the napkins, eager to try and improve this disaster of an event.

You maneuverer through the club with much difficulty while dragging Jennifer, who had an iron grip on your hand. Invigorated by the embarrassment, you arrived at the bathroom a mere minute later, all but shoving her inside one of the cubicles. Under the blaringly bright lighting you could assess the damage in greater detail.

"You know what?" She casually leant against the wall, waving her finger around. "I'm having some serious Deja-vu right now." You looked at her questioningly, pleased to see she didn't look too upset with the state of her dress. "Us together in a public restroom, you staring at my chest..."

You scoffed, reaching past her to grab the toilet paper. "Don't flatter yourself." You wrapped several layers around your hand, creating a makeshift towel. "Completely different circumstances."

"Same outcome though?" She raised an eyebrow suggestively, taking the bundle of paper from you.

"We'll just have to wait and see."

"I think you owe me." She scrunched up her face. "Or is throwing your drink over someone a traditional Pawnee welcome? Because that would explain the mess back there. Pretty sure every surface was sticky."

"Maybe you should wear one of those plastic ponchos next time." You muttered, nervously fidgeting with your hands.

The familiar anxiety from earlier seemed to have reappeared, you were unable to drag your eyes away from where they were fixated . Under the sobering bathroom light, everything had suddenly become very real. It had been years since you'd pursued any kind of serious relationship, and Jen was hardly the easiest person to start with. You tried to think about what Ann would say if she were here.

Probably something astute like "All the best things in life are worth fighting for." Too cheesy.

It'd be more "Nothing good comes out of running away from what you want, even if it's hard." Not inspirational enough.

Possibly "With great effort comes great gain." Nope. You'd definitely plagiarised that one from somewhere.

Maybe she'd-

"Y/N?" Jen ducked into your line of vision, bringing you back to reality. "Lost you there for a second." She smiled cautiously, resting a hand against your arm as if tethering you to the present.

"Sorry. I was thinking about something a friend said." You admitted sheepishly, placing your hand atop of hers. "Or would say if she were here."

"Oh yeah?" She carelessly threw the wad of paper behind, her full attention now on you. "And what would she say?"

You'd finally settled on what Ann would suggest. She'd say "Kiss her, idiot."

And you did.

#jennifer barkley #jennifer barkley x reader #jennifer barkley imagine

[blossomgutz]

I find it very not-sugoi that there are no Jennifer Barkley x reader fics out there

#I have delved too deep into the Hahnverse #I HAVE ONLY FOUND A FEW PARKS AND REC IMAGINES AND NONE OF THEM ARE LESBIAN #Parks and Rec #Kathryn Hahn #Jennifer Barkley #I AM FEELING VERY GAY RIGHT NOW I'M SORRY

[witchy-madness]

Prompts: Jennifer Barkley X Michelle Rueben [Hahn High AU]

[A/N: Eeeeeee I'm so excited, this is my first ever fic for the KHahn characters and in my new collection of Hahn High-- and also Tumblr so please be kind with me. I haven't written in like a year or two and I'm waaayyy behind on my character studies but I do hope to stay and come out with more fics-- so if you guys wanna see some fics, have some ideas, let me knowwww-- also forgive me since Jen and Michelle aren't really characters I know that well yet. Hope you enjoy bbs~ :3

-Zachie

-Jennifer Barkley is one of the Maths teacher, teaching mainly Statistics.

-Michelle Rueben, on the other hand, is an intern for Eve Fletcher, their resident English teacher.

-Jen didn't particularly hate her like she did the others, being usually the only one able to control the mess that the others would get themselves into, and for that she respected Eve.

-(Except for the times she'd get told off herself, now that wasn't fun.)

-So when Eve had gotten infected by the snot-bag once known as Raquel Fein, she had agreed to take up her class, with the other being busy as the finals came up.

-What can she say, having no remorse for the kids came in handy.

-And that's how Jennifer Ann Barkley became Michelle Rueben's boss and worst nightmare.

-Michelle had always kept an eye out for the strawberry blonde-haired teacher, how smart she sounded, the way she likes her coffee when they're at the faculty-- extra dark, even the exact time when she arrives at school, not too early but never late.

-Jen had caught her eye ever since she started working there and Michelle thought that working alongside the infamous Jennifer Barkley would've been amazing--

-Bossy, insensitive, irritating, Michelle could go on and on about how shitty her temporary boss was, not to mention how Jen treated the kids.

-Michelle sometimes wondered how could one person be so cruel.

-She was childish. That was probably the only reason that she could think of as to why in all hell would Jen be even in this place. That and she probably feeds off the souls of the kids.

-There were times when Jen would ask coffee only to not want it a few moments later after Michelle had gone through hell and back to get it.

-Jen on the other hand, didn't even spare a glance to the girl, always too busy reading, maybe talking to someone on the phone. Heck, Michelle thinks she doesn't even remember her name!

-And as the resident hopeless romantic, she wasn't just having that. So instead she had a bottle of wine, a good cry and a marathon of Titanic again.

-Michelle just couldn't do it anymore. Call her dramatic, as everyone else does, but Jen was a monster. She was a lunatic somehow always finding a way to torture them in the most painful way possible.

-Thankfully, Eve came back before she had done something she would regret. But Michelle unfortunately, caught a sick day, not knowing if it was because her head is about to explode, courtesy of a certain Barkley, being hella drunk or the sneezing Eve Fletcher that she was supposed to hang around with all day.

-Michelle was a a sweetheart in the faculty, having Coach Dunkler taking a liking to her.

-When she hadn't shown up the next day though, Carla had started to get worried.

-She visited her after school, making sure nobody saw her. She just can't have anyone thinking Carla Dunkler actually has a heart.

-A hungover Michelle greeted her, spilling most, if not all that she felt.

-The next day, Michelle was still sick, but Eve gave her time off because she knew it was her fault for having brought in the virus, having Jen help her instead.

-Carla had gotten a word of it and so when the bell rang, she had walked herself straight into the English classroom, fist curled up and ready to hit with impact.

-Jennifer was not amused.

-Neither was Carla to be honest, as Jen opened her mouth.

-Carla had managed to let her finish, taking up every inch of her patience.

-But when Carla had the chance to tell her as to why there's now a huge bruise on her eye, Jennifer fell silent.

-Carla waited for a response yet the usually sharp-tongued woman had nothing to throw.

-The next day, Michelle came in to work.

-She was still a bit bummed because of her unfortunate experience but as she came into the English room, a bouquet of flowers awaited her.

-And to her surprise, a certain Jennifer Barkley who had sunglasses on for some totally unrelated reason.

-"Uhm... Those were from-- uh... They're for... They're for you. You know, whatever. M'sorry--"

-Michelle.exe has stopped working.

-But the first thing she was able to do was wrap the woman in a bone crushing hug despite what she knows Ursula would tell her later.

-Jen, as much as she-- didn't despise the situation-- squirmed, confirming that Carla left her with a little complimentary magic trick, turning one bone into two! Y a y .

-And despite the trip down to the infirmary much later, it was a pretty nice day if Jen would say so herself.

-"Enough with the hugs, Rueben."

-"Aww... Of course, Annie-bear~"

-Carla never let that one go.

#kathryn hahn #jennifer barkley #fanfiction prompts #kathryn hahn imagines #carla dunkler

[gertstarlight]

what do you think the jsa (and hell even the isa) would choose as career paths in the future? I wanna hear your thoughts 😌😈

ohh i love having my thoughts heard!! thank u anon 😌😌 k so i think the will always focus on social justice like that’s something that is huge to every single one of them… they dedicate their lives to helping ppl and their community no matter where they are in life… w tht being said i made a long list of their careers plus why!!

courtney- she would keep up w her jsa stuff on the side like keeping tabs on villains in case she needs to suit up again 😈 but she would definitely go into firefighting or emergency services like imagine court being the first one to show up at the scene and ready to patch someone up!!! she would love it and she has such buck (from 911) energy… she would love being a firefighter cuz she gets to keep her community safe

yolanda- she dabbled student government again in college cuz she loves it sm but she realizes politics isn’t for her so she joins a bunch of clubs like dance, theatre, debate, and etc so she can really live her life the way she wants… she enjoys the freedom and she is a great multitasker and she loves doing a little bit of everything she never got to in hs!! i think ultimately she goes into teaching and then gets an offer to be a professor at a nearby university im not sure what she would teach but it’s something along the lines of sociology… she loves passing down her wisdom also she looks out for kids who are struggling like she did

beth- the obvious answer might be doctor but i think she actually goes into fashion!! she’s a tastemaker so she definitely becomes head of a well known magazine like anna wintour… beth would dedicate her entire career to uplifting woc and using her influence to shine a light on talented newbies in the fashion industry!!! also have u seen her fashion sketches she put up in her room?? she was born to be a trendsetter and a true leader of style

rick- i’m pretty solid on my hc that he does something w cars like he either takes over pats shop or starts his own in another town and names it after his parents to honour them… he runs a v successful dealership and sells every single one cuz i don’t think anyone is more excited abt cars than him

isa kids next 🥰

cindy- she takes her money and travels for a bit before she ultimately she gets back into politics but like legit politics.. she does incredibly well as a candidate but she doesn’t feel right being the forefront like that so she becomes a campaign manager for huge elections (she’s basically jennifer barkley from parks and rec) she can pull the strings behind the scenes and she’s hella connected and a badass

isaac- kinda obvious but i think he goes to school for music maybe juliard uh he eventually finds himself acting instead of pursuing music but he loves it!! he starts off small and goes to la to do a few supporting roles for a couple films until disney discovers him and gets him under their “three seasons and an album” contract so from there he kinda just pursues both

artemis- that girl is playing for the big leagues idc!!! she’s literally on track to become the best football player in history ik nothing abt football but ik for a fact artemis is all the rage 😤😤 nothing is stopping her and she will play for the best of the best

cameron- not an isa kid but i love him!! he unexpectedly ends up working for a video game company like he does the animation and he makes enough money to buy his dads blue valley mansion!! he def loves art and tries diff mediums in college but he loves animation the best so him and his friend make a small game just for them which gets out and completely blows up i mean he doesn’t care for all the billions and fame but he likes to be comfortable

uh the end actually no it not!! pls send some of ur hcs for their future careers i wanna hear everyone else’s thoughts too 🥰🥰

#uh mike is too young to figure out his career i think he would wanna work somewhere where everyone is very loving and kinda like a family #i’m convinced court becomes a firefighter #she’s very good on her feet and she loves training and the found family energy #courtney is literally evan buckley like convince me otherwise #my other hc for cindy is that she becomes a real estate agent and the agency gets their own netflix show #she would stir up all the drama and sell all the houses #that one was completely inspired by selling sunset #that’s pretty much it uh lemme know if i missed any or u wanna know my opinions on a specific character #stargirl #courtney whitemore #yolanda montez #beth chapel #rick tyler #cindy burman #isaac bowin #artemis crock #cameron mahkent