Their reaction to you flinching during an argument (C / J)
Carla Dunkler:
The moment her fist landed hard on the wall, Carla regretted it. She knew that she had screwed up and in a terrible way. She didn't need anyone to tell her anything to feel in her bones the terror she had inflicted on you and the chill that ran through her as she watched you shiver reminded her of how frail and young you were compared to her.
Look, she wasn't dumb, she knew that she could have a motherfucking mood sometimes, but if there was one thing she had promised herself from the moment she started dating you, it was that she was never, ever going to hurt you. And yet, there she was, watching helplessly as you slunk to the safety of your room, running from her. She felt like a monster.
Jennifer Barkley:
Jen knew that at times she could be very harsh with you, but it was because she wanted to see you succeed in your goals and although she didn't always say it out loud, she really loved you. So it was a shock to her to realize that she had crossed the line when during one of your (rare, but intense) fights, you flinched as she mentioned something about your parents.
She had hit a sensitive nerve. It's not that you didn't trust her, but from the beginning of your relationship, you had made it clear that you didn't want to know anything about your parents and the brunette had respected it as much as she could, trying to quench her curiosity. But now, as she sat on the floor with her head pressed against your door as she waited for you to forgive her, she couldn't help but wonder what they had done to you to make you react like this.
Those people had better not hurt you, or they were going to regret it.
This is extremely niche, but if this reaches one person I will be happy.
Do you know the movie bad moms? Bad moms Christmas? The character Carla (played by Kathryn Hahn). Her relationship with her mum is an exact parallel with Glen and Bill’s relationship.
I thought of this the other day and I thought you should know.
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Fandoms I Write For:
✧ Marvel's MCU
✧ Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse
✧ Mrs. Fletcher
✧ Glass Onion: Knives Out II
Who I Write For:
✧ Agatha Harkness
✧ Agnes Bohner
✧ Peggy Carter
✧ Angie Martenelli
✧ Dottie Underwood
✧ Dr. Oliva Octavious
✧ Eve Fletcher
✧ Claire Debella
✧ Carla Dunkler
Who I Write For but is not Requestable:
✧ Wanda Maximoff - assume that if I am writing her, she is Jewish. (This goes for the rest of the Maximoffs as well.)
Pairings I Write For:
✧ Agatha Harkness x Reader
✧ Agatha Harkness x Wanda Maximoff
✧ Agatha Harkness x Wanda Maximoff x Reader
✧ Agnes Bohner x Reader
✧ Agnes Bohner x Agatha Harkness
✧ Agnes Bohner x Wanda Maximoff
✧ Agnes Bohner x Agatha Harkness x Reader
✧ Agnes Bohner x Agatha Harkness x Wanda Maximoff
✧ Agnes Bohner x Agatha Harkness x Wanda Maximoff x Reader
✧ Peggy Carter x Angie Martenelli
✧ Peggy Carter x Dottie Underwood
✧ Peggy Carter x Angie Martenelli x Dottie Underwood
✧ Peggy Carter x Reader
✧ Dr. Oliva Octavious x Reader
✧ Dr. Oliva Octavious x Agatha Harkness x Reader
✧ Eve Fletcher x Reader
✧ Eve Fletcher x Agatha Harkness x Reader
✧ Claire Debella x Reader
✧ Claire Debella x Agatha Harkness
✧ Claire Debella x Agatha Harkness x Reader
✧ Claire Debella x Jen Barkley
✧ Claire Debella x Jen Barkley x Reader
Alternative Universes and One-shots:
Red contains smut
Blue contains mature themes
White is general
Purple are the characters/ships
✧ Immortal A.H. (one-shot)
✧ Love Me When I Don't A.H. x R (AU)
✧ make me behave//like an animal A.H. x R (one-shot)
✧ A Proposal and a Half A.H. x R (one-shot)
✧ Electric Love (abandoned) || Love so Soft A.H. x R (AU)
✧ What I Sacrifice || What We Gain A.H. x R (two-shot)
✧ Paper Rings || you've got yourself stuck in a moment//now you can't get out || Hearts Made of Starlight, Love Made of Sunshine C.D. x A.H., A.H. x R, C.D. x R, C.D. x A.H. x R (AU)
✧ Zoom Meeting C.D. x R
✧ Princess C.D. x R (one-shot)
✧ Soft Touches In Our Resting Place E.F. x R (one-shot)
✧ I Think I Saw You E.F. x R (one-shot)
✧ Business Office Pleasure A.H. x C.D. x J.B. (one-shot)
✧ Dancing in the Dark Wagatha (one-shot)
✧ Alternatively Wagatha (one-shot)
✧ Journey Wagatha (AU)
✧ An Unhealthy Obsession Wagatha x R (AU)
✧ Routine Cartenelli (one-shot)
Blurbs:
✧ Snapshot One A.H. x R
✧ Snapshot Two H.O. x A.H.
✧ Workout A.H. x K.B.
Inbox Asks:
✧ "I feel your absence in everything that I do alone, in every place I go without you." A.H. x R
✧ "Please... Say something." W.M. x Unrequited R, mentions of A.H. x R
✧ "I don't need your clever sayings!" A.H. x R
✧ "Do you remember our last fued? I wouldn't want someone to lose their life again, would you?" Vampire!C.D. x Reader, A.H. x R, Implied A.H. x Vampire!C.D.
✧ "I've loved you since the moment I laid my eyes on you." A.H. x R
✧ "I can't pretend anymore." A.H. x R
✧ "Have you ever considered how it's making me feel?" A.H. x R
✧ "If you had kept your mouth shut then she'd- she'd still be here!"//"Don't underestimate me. I have far more power than you can even comprehend." A.H. x R
✧ "Hey! I didn't mean it like that!" Paper Rings AU C.D. x A.H. x R
✧ "Please. Please just listen to me." A.H. x R
✧ "I cannot bare to be apart from you anymore." A.H. x R
✧ "I hope you're happy."//"What made you think I cared for you?" A.H. x R
✧ "Can you please stop being so jealous for one second?" A.H. x R, W.M. x R
✧ "Hey, look at me. I'm yours and no one can change that." A.H. x R
what sexual preferences do you hc for kathryn's characters? (agatha, eve, jen etc... the ones ur familiar with ofc!)
this is my hcs pls don't come at me
agatha's never really put a label on it. in the centuries she's lived, she for sure had sexual encounters with anyone she finds attractive.
the other one is agatha harkness is a raging lesbian. a sapphic. a homosexual.
eve fletcher is bi!! god i love to headcanon characters as bisexual 😵💫
as for jen barkley, she's very much like the first bullet. anyone she deems hot, she'd get 'em to bed with. or anyone just for kicks, or if the person is necessary to her plans or something
doctor olivia octavius. bi. could be pan, with preference for women. there's a peter b. parker/reader/liv fic in ao3 which is very chef's kiss. i hope the author picks it back up bc i need her to dominate me and spider-man 😭
helen ryan is straight af lol but i think she's made out with some women.
happy birthday to the one and only kathryn hahn!! 🤍
you deserve all the love, success and happiness in the world and beyond. always stay lovely, funny and cheerful as ever! Wishing you a day that is as special in every way as you are! i love you xx
A/N: this user is currently suffering in carla brainrot. i have not proofread this and definitely abandoned all my wip for this
You've decided to spend the whole December at Carla's, together with her family. You've gotten so close to Jackson ever since you reconciled with her mom. He immediately liked you when Carla introduced you to the family, with the way you easily fit yourself as if you've been there ever since.
He's more ecstatic that you always manage to convince Carla to go watch his games when she finds it tiresome. The deal is she spends the day on the field for Jackson, she spends the night in bed being in charge with you. A win-win situation, honestly. Sometimes, you were also playing baseball with him, and they were both surprised to learn that you were athletic and part of the varsity team back in university.
Carla doesn't want to go upstairs to your shared room without you, so she stayed on the couch for a while, waiting for you to finish tidying the kitchen.
"Hey, sweetheart," you whispered in Carla's ear after slowly approaching her from the back. She flinched, almost hitting your face with her elbow. She turned her head in your direction and you gave her a peck on the lips before joining her on the couch.
"So, I need to tell you something," you nervously said. She hums in response, telling you that she's all ears.
You began, holding her hand then placing it on your thigh. "I really wanted to get this thing from someone,"
"But?"
"But I realized that I wouldn't get it because I have to be the one working on it," you continued.
You slowly reached out for something from the pocket of your sweater, showing her a small box. She exchanged her glances between you and the box. She gulped, looking confused but she had a hunch on where this was going.
"Having you and your family are the best things that happened to me, especially the wonderful young man named Jackson who came from you and who's growing so well. I love to make him and Isis happy as much as I want you to be, because all of you deserve it."
She smiles with the way your eyes sparkle when you talk about Jackson, and she is happy that you also care about her son that much. She's thankful that you still accepted how flawed her family is, especially with what happened between her and Isis.
"It's already been a year since we've been together, and I've been thinking about this for a long time now. I do feel that doing this is a little bit early for you, but what I'm thinking of right now is that there will be no time that I would not express to you how much I love you and how much I want to spend my whole life with you," you say, opening the box you're holding, with a diamond ring inside.
"Carla, will you marry me?" you asked, almost choking on your own words. You can't believe you managed to do the speech in front of her that you've rehearsed for more than a week.
Carla was just staring blankly, and embarrassment is starting to crawl in your body. You wanted the land to crack open and eat you alive. All the nervousness was replaced with joy when she nodded aggressively. She straddled on your lap after sliding the ring on her finger.
"I hate you," she commented. Carla can't stop the joyful tears flowing down her face. You wipe them off while grinning, and you pull her closer to give her a tight hug.
She wrapped her arms around you and rested her head on your neck. "This might be the best Christmas gift I have ever received," she mumbles.
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Please note I only write wlw. I will not accept any requests for anything else.
»✧« Please note as well that when requesting from me, I require basic politeness if I'm to honor a request. A "please" and a "thank you" isn't too hard to remember. I am a person behind this screen and will not tolerate people demanding writing of me. »✧«
Fandoms I Write For:
✧ Marvel's MCU
✧ Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse
✧ Mrs. Fletcher
✧ Glass Onion: Knives Out II
Who I Write For:
✧ Agatha Harkness
✧ Agnes Bohner
✧ Peggy Carter
✧ Angie Martenelli
✧ Dottie Underwood
✧ Dr. Oliva Octavious
✧ Eve Fletcher
✧ Claire Debella
✧ Jen Barkley
✧ Carla Dunkler
Who I Write For but is not Requestable:
✧ Wanda Maximoff - assume that if I am writing her, she is Jewish. (This goes for the rest of the Maximoffs as well.)
Pairings I Write For:
✧ Agatha Harkness x Reader
✧ Agatha Harkness x Wanda Maximoff
✧ Agatha Harkness x Wanda Maximoff x Reader
✧ Agnes Bohner x Reader
✧ Agnes Bohner x Agatha Harkness
✧ Agnes Bohner x Wanda Maximoff
✧ Agnes Bohner x Agatha Harkness x Reader
✧ Agnes Bohner x Agatha Harkness x Wanda Maximoff
✧ Agnes Bohner x Agatha Harkness x Wanda Maximoff x Reader
✧ Peggy Carter x Angie Martenelli
✧ Peggy Carter x Dottie Underwood
✧ Peggy Carter x Angie Martenelli x Dottie Underwood
✧ Peggy Carter x Reader
✧ Dr. Oliva Octavious x Reader
✧ Dr. Oliva Octavious x Agatha Harkness x Reader
✧ Eve Fletcher x Reader
✧ Eve Fletcher x Agatha Harkness x Reader
✧ Claire Debella x Reader
✧ Claire Debella x Agatha Harkness
✧ Claire Debella x Agatha Harkness x Reader
✧ Claire Debella x Jen Barkley
✧ Claire Debella x Jen Barkley x Reader
Alternative Universes and One-shots:
Red contains smut
Blue contains mature themes
White is general
Purple are the characters/ships
✧ Immortal A.H. (one-shot)
✧ Love Me When I Don't A.H. x R (AU)
✧ make me behave//like an animal A.H. x R (one-shot)
✧ A Proposal and a Half A.H. x R (one-shot)
✧ Electric Love (abandoned) || Love so Soft A.H. x R (AU)
✧ What I Sacrifice || What We Gain A.H. x R (two-shot)
✧ Paper Rings || you've got yourself stuck in a moment//now you can't get out || Hearts Made of Starlight, Love Made of Sunshine C.D. x A.H., A.H. x R, C.D. x R, C.D. x A.H. x R (AU)
✧ Zoom Meeting C.D. x R
✧ Princess C.D. x R (one-shot)
✧ Soft Touches In Our Resting Place E.F. x R (one-shot)
✧ I Think I Saw You E.F. x R (one-shot)
✧ Business Office Pleasure A.H. x C.D. x J.B. (one-shot)
✧ Dancing in the Dark Wagatha (one-shot)
✧ Alternatively Wagatha (one-shot)
✧ Journey Wagatha (AU)
✧ An Unhealthy Obsession Wagatha x R (AU)
✧ Routine Cartenelli (one-shot)
Blurbs:
✧ Snapshot One A.H. x R
✧ Snapshot Two H.O. x A.H.
✧ Workout A.H. x K.B.
Inbox Asks:
✧ "I feel your absence in everything that I do alone, in every place I go without you." A.H. x R
✧ "Please... Say something." W.M. x Unrequited R, mentions of A.H. x R
✧ "I don't need your clever sayings!" A.H. x R
✧ "Do you remember our last fued? I wouldn't want someone to lose their life again, would you?" Vampire!C.D. x R, A.H. x R, Implied past A.H. x Vampire!C.D.
✧ "I've loved you since the moment I laid my eyes on you." A.H. x R
✧ "I can't pretend anymore." A.H. x R
✧ "Have you ever considered how it's making me feel?" A.H. x R
✧ "If you had kept your mouth shut then she'd- she'd still be here!"//"Don't underestimate me. I have far more power than you can even comprehend." A.H. x R
✧ "Hey! I didn't mean it like that!" Paper Rings AU C.D. x A.H. x R
✧ "Please. Please just listen to me." A.H. x R
✧ "I cannot bare to be apart from you anymore." A.H. x R
✧ "I hope you're happy"//"What made you think I cared for you?" A.H. x R
✧ "Can you please stop being so jealous for one second?" A.H. x R, W.M. x R
✧ "Hey, look at me. I'm yours and no one can change that." A.H. x R