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ctrlchar · 4 months
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HIII can you do something like were your giving Johnnie head while he’s playing video games with his friends or streaming on twitch or filming a video and he’s trying so hard not to moan and he gets so fed up he fucks you or something idk 🗣️👍
giving Johnnie head under his desk headcannons
a/n: I loveeee this idea sm thank you for the request!!
cw: kinda public? it’s through a screen but you get the point,somewhat rough,
he’d be sooo pissed off but at the same time he’d love it sm
it would be whenever he’s live,leaving you to your own thoughts as he played a series of games with his friends on twitch
every once and while whenever he got a break from the game he would talk to you and give you a little kiss if you were still in the room with him
of course this wasn’t enough
you had considered humping his pillow on his bed but you figured it might be too obvious if he repeatedly been looking over at his bed
eventually Johnnie had decided to pull away from his chair to go and grab him a water bottle which was on his desk
seeing this window of opportunity, you crept under his desk sitting on your knees as he gave you a confused look which was just barely out of frame of the camera
you began to unbuckle his pants,making it abundantly clear as to what your intentions were
you took his for now soft cock out of the restraints of Johnnie’s jeans and began to slowly stroke it
Johnnie on the other hand was trying to put all his attention on the game which had just begun a new round rather then the sensation between his legs
you had begun to take the tip into your mouth,his hips bucking up slightly which to anyone watching looked like he had just been readjusting in his seat
every time you would take more of him into your mouth he would curse out a profane word with a “cough” at the end
to the viewers it looked as if he had simply gotten pissed off at his game but to you that was obviously not the case
his knuckles were turning white from how hard he was gripping his mouse to keep his composure
your tounge danced against the underside of his cock driving him absolutely batshit insane
after a couple more minutes of you teasing his cock his friends conveniently decided they had played enough games for the night and decided to end their streams making Johnnie follow suit
“alright guys” he says his voice cracking a bit at the end “i’ll see you all later” he says before quickly ending the stream
as soon as he ends the stream you remove your mouth from his cock going back to slowly stroking it
you giggle softly and look up at him as he runs his hand through his hair before he pulls himself from behind his desk
“what the fuck was that” he asks seeming upset however you both knew he wasn’t genuinely upset at all
however he was to a degree pissed
“i was bored” you pout “and you wouldn’t give me any attention”
i mean all you wanted was his attention so that’s exactly what you got
he proceeded to bend you over his bed using the spit off of his cock mixed with your own slick as lube as he pushed himself deep inside you bottoming out in one push
“tryna get me fuckin’ caught up huh?” he says thrusting into you at a even faster rate then before,the obscene sound of his hips meeting yours filling the room
“thinkin’ you can tease me and get away with it” he grunts out to which you whine due to all the pleasure coursing through your body
you couldn’t even form sentences because of how good he was making you feel. all you could do was moan out a string of apologies as his hands move to your hips
“i don’t think you’re really sorry” he admits “if you were sorry you wouldn’t be creaming all over my fucking dick” he says punctuating the last two words with a thrust.
looking down to see what he was talking about you noticed the white ring that had formed around the base of his cock
he begins to slow down his thrusts giving you a minute to talk before going back to his relentless pace
“mhm I promise m’ sorry” is all you could cry out with tears forming at your eyes
his ring clad hands grip onto your hips which was sure to leave bruises the next day but you didn’t care
if anything you wanted him to leave bruises you wanted to have a constant reminder of just how good Johnnie fucks you
mutually, he wanted the bruises to stay as a reminder to not tease him like that again
his grunts turn into moans as he approaches his long awaited orgasm
he could tell you were getting close as well from the way your back was arching off the bed to the way your moans picked up and got even higher then before
with his tone softening up he moves one of his hands to your hair petting it softly “come on baby cum for me” which was all you needed to hear
your nails scratched down his back as you came hard,almost on the verge of shaking had Johnnie not been holding onto you
with a couple more thrusts Johnnie had came inside you,as he slowly pulled out watching his cum drip out of you
after a couple minutes of you guys laying together on his bed you look up at him from where you had been laying on his chest
“you’re not actually mad are you?” you ask looking up at him
his face softens “of course not baby” he says leaving a light kiss on your head as he held you close in his arms
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teapartyprincess4two · 2 months
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Messy- J. Webber
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pairing: Waitress!reader x Mechanic!Jake
classification: SMUT SMUT NO FLUFF
warnings: 18+, MDNI, literal sex, messy sex, public sex, facial, cream pie, cursing
inspiration: request
summary: Jake is a regular customer at the diner you work at, eating the same meal everyday before returning back to work. One day, when you’re taking his order, you can tell he has much more sinful intentions than a quick meal.
The diner is slow today, it always is on Sundays. You’ve had a total of 5 customers and it’s already past noon, making the day feel endless. You’re currently messing with the fryer in the kitchen. It turned off suddenly and now it won’t turn back on. “Stupid fucking fryer,” you grumble, clicking random buttons until it finally starts heating.
Suddenly the front doorbell rings, indicating a customer has entered the lobby. “Hello! I’ll be right with you!” you call out from the kitchen, peering your head over the order window to catch a glimpse of the customers. You instantly recognize that it’s Jake, he’s a regular customer and arrives everyday at exactly 12:30pm without fail.
Jake saunters in, dirty and sweaty from a hard days work. He works at an automotive repair shop that sits right on the corner of the street, choosing your diner everyday as his preferred dining spot. The walk from his car shop isn’t long, but he always leaves early so he misses the lunch rush.
Because he’s such a frequent customer, Jake knows the diner well, so he situates himself in the booth that gives him the best view of the kitchen. When he first started eating here, he realized that this booth provided him with a cinema worthy experience because he could watch you work as he enjoyed his meal.
You emerge from the kitchen with a big smile on your face, walking around the front counter and over to Jake’s table. “Can’t get enough of this place, huh?” you joke, retrieving a small notebook and ball point pen from the depths of your apron.
“Guess so,” Jake replies with a chuckle, folding his dirty hands over the table. They’re permanently stained with car oil, calloused by countless hours of manual labor. Your eyes travel from his broad, tattooed shoulders down to his folded arms, relishing in the way his sweat glistens in the sun that trickles in through the window. His white tank top is adorned with black smudges and stains, ripped and frayed along the edges. There’s dirt under his fingernails, a detail that you’d usually find disturbing, but it adds even more grit to Jake. You love the idea of being fucked by a hard working man who isn’t afraid to get dirty.
Jake’s messy look completely juxtaposes yours. You’re wearing your diner uniform, clad in a pastel pink dress and an apron so white it reflected the sun. Your hair is curled and pinned back, a matching pink bow dangling in between your bouncy strands. Stark white sneakers sway back and forth, as you wait patiently for Jake to order. You looked so clean, too clean, and Jake wanted to roam his hands all over you and watch how messy you could really get.
“So, your usual?” you ask, knowing Jake’s order by heart. Over the course of his visits, you’ve learned that Jake is a simple man. He orders the same thing everyday and although the food was slightly above average, he claimed it was his favorite as an excuse to watch you work.
Jake loved watching as you diligently wiped down tables, your hips rocking back and forth as you worked the rag into tough, grimy spots. When you were mopping, he’d scoot closer to the edge of his seat and watch you bend over as you rung out the mop. He especially loves watching as you walked over to his booth with his meal in hand, because once you arrive to the table you bend over just enough to expose the top of your breasts.
“You know how I like it, baby,” the nickname slips out naturally, the flirtatious undertones evident in Jake’s voice. At first you would become flustered with his incessant flirting, but now that you’re used to it, you get turned on. You feel like a car engine, revved up and ready to fuck some miles into him.
“Alright, it’ll be right out,” you reply with a playful smile, shoving the notepad and pen back into your apron before making your way back to the kitchen. Your hips sway as you walk away, the string of your apron slapping against your ass with each step.
Jake’s eyes are glued to you, mentally undressing you from across the room. He’s really hungry now, but not for the food.
20 minutes have passed and you’re still not back with his food. Jake isn’t the type to complain, but he knows it never takes you this long. Loud beeping rings throughout the diner, followed by a loud yell from the kitchen, “Ow! Fuck!” Metal clangs on the floor shortly after, a string of cuss words coming from you.
Jake’s natural instinct is to get up and check on you, but you come out from the kitchen before he can act on it. You’re pressing a cold, wet towel on your hand, “Sorry, it’s gonna be a while. The fryer’s been acting up all day and it just turned off. I burnt myself trying to fix it, but I popped your fries in the oven instead, okay?”
Jake sees the opportunity and takes it, “No problem. I can take a look at it if you want?” He’s an extremely handy man, and he’s hoping to get handsy with you if he plays his cards right.
“At what?” you ask confused, applying pressure to your hand.
“The fryer. I can try to fix it. It’ll only take a few minutes,” he replies, using his hands to push himself out of the booth. Before you can protest, Jake begins walking to the kitchen. His dirty work boots leave a trail of footprints on the floor as you follow closely behind, trying to keep up with his long strides. He quickly finds the fryer, following the smell of gas until he locates the source.
“No, it’s okay! I’ll just put in a work order,” you reason, watching as he kneels in front of the machine. You were beginning to panic, no one other than employees were allowed in the kitchen. What if your boss suddenly showed up and found him back here? Not to mention how unsanitary it was for him to be touching everything with his soiled hands.
“Yeah? And when will they finally come fix it?”
The question has you stumped, causing you to think for a while. The maintenance men usually didn’t come until weeks after the initial work order was put in, and working without a fryer for that long sounded like actual hell. That didn’t mean you wanted a customer working while on their lunch break, “Probably a couple of weeks, but it’s okay. It’s not a big deal, really!”
Your words fall on deaf ears though because Jake is opening the fryer hatch, a whiff of cooking oil and gas hitting him straight in the face. From that smell alone he immediately knew the problem, “Yeah, see, the gas line isn’t connected. One stray spark and this whole place is blowing up.”
Jake’s used to working in much hotter temperatures, surrounded daily by the summer weather and even hotter car engines. So, although the fryer is emitting a lot of heat, it’s nothing compared to what he deals with daily. He manages to find the main gas line, turning the nob off to ensure there isn’t any other leaks. After that, he swiftly turns the machine off before unscrewing a hot, black tube. He pulls the black tube off with a grunt, causing a loud hissing noise as the last bits of gas spill out.
“How do you know it’s the gas line?” you ask curiously, blissfully unaware and nose blind to the smell. “The smell,” he replies blatantly, strong hands removing random pieces from the machine. Well they were random to you, but Jake seemed to know the purpose of each piece.
The oven dings faintly in the background, indicating that the fries are finally done baking. You would love to stay and watch his arms flex as he worked, but you didn’t want to cause another hazard, “I’ll be back, those are the fries. I don’t want them to burn.”
He hums in response, the sound being followed by another animalistic grunt. You feel your core clench at the sound, there was something about him that made you want to push him to the ground and get messy.
You force yourself to look away, finally walking over to the oven to retrieve the fries before they burn.
The fryer was worse than either of you anticipated, causing Jake to spend more than a ‘few minutes’ working on it. He’s lying face up on the floor to get a better view, a broken down cardboard box is sprawled out under him to serve as a cushion and as a barrier from the cold floor.
Luckily you’ve only had one other customer since then and all they ordered was a drink, so you’ve been able to watch Jake work this entire time. Your pussy is throbbing at the possibilities, your mind delving into uncharted territory as you imagine what he’d look like under you.
Jake’s hips buck upward as he adjust himself, pushing himself further into the machine each time. Your eyes fall onto his crotch every time, you can’t help but stare and salivate at the growing bulge. He knows you’re watching and it’s turning him on.
“Here, hold this piece right… there,” he instructs, voice trailing off as his fingers pinch a wire in place. You comply, scooting closer so you can properly hold the wire in place. The position is uncomfortable though, your legs struggling to remain in place as you try not to fall on Jake.
After a while your legs start to hurt, trembling from the constant strain. “I can’t reach,” you explain, attempting to shift your weight so you’re comfortable.
Jake lifts his head up, careful not to hit it against the metal above him, as he peers at you. You were awkwardly reaching over him, one hand gripping onto the edge of the fryer as the other stretched to properly hold the wire in place. He looks down at your legs, watching as they shake before he accidentally catches a glimpse of your underwear.
“Here, just…” he begins to say, forgetting his sentence as his mind fills with sinful thoughts of you. He places his tools on the ground before taking a hold of your waist, dirty fingerprints immediately soaking into the fabric of your dress. He uses his hands to carefully guide you over him, stopping once you’re situated directly above his crotch.
“Try again,” he instructs, forcing himself to think about anything other than the newfound pressure you’re applying to him. You reposition the wire with your right hand, your left hand resting on Jake’s chest for support. Once the wire is in place, he scoots forward, his hips bucking up again as he does it. The rough material of his jeans rubs against your clothed pussy, causing you to squirm from above him. You’re forced to bite back a whine, realizing that this was not the time nor the place to be getting all riled up.
Jake is extremely concentrated, choosing to ignore the growing erection in his pants. “Hand me the pliers,” he says, but it comes out more like a command. His toolbox sits next to you, the short distance being close enough for you rummage through it quickly. You subconsciously grind down on his crotch, surprised to feel the outline of his dick through the thick material of his jeans.
His hands instinctively travel to your hips again, a firm grip willing you to stop your movements. “Sorry,” you murmur, becoming drunk on the idea of Jake fucking you long and hard on the kitchen floor.
Jake lets out a small groan, the innocence in your voice seducing him even further. “Here,” you whisper, eyes locking with his for a second through your long, thick eyelashes. He takes the pliers from you, forcing himself to return to the task at hand.
“Don’t look at me like that.”
You squirm from above him, wiggling so you can feel him again. Usually you wouldn’t be this bold, but your pussy is hungry and your mind is drunk. Jake chases the feeling too, wishing there was nothing to restrict him from feeling you entirely.
“Don’t look at you like what?”
“Like you want to fuck me,” he replies sternly, the heels of his boots digging into the floor as he drags himself out from under the fryer. The cardboard makes it easier for him to slide out and he’s strong enough to bring you with him, eliciting a gasp from you as you place your hands on his chest to anchor yourself.
He sits up, his left arm immediately wrapping around your waist in the process. “Don’t start something you can’t finish, princess,” he smirks, pushing you down onto his crotch.
Your hands gingerly rest on his shoulders as you look at him through hooded eyes, were you really going to do this? The sexual tension is blinding you, causing you to make yet another bold remark.
“What if I do want to fuck you?”
“That’s fine, baby. Just don’t complain when it gets messy,” he replies coyly, pulling you further into him. Jake’s plump lips latch onto yours, metal lip rings digging into your face. The pain only eggs you on, your hands traveling up his neck and tangling into his hair.
“So eager,” he murmurs into the kiss, scrunching your dress up around your abdomen. His hands find your ass, slapping and kneading the skin in his firm grip. Moans are slipping from you, all of them being swallowed by Jake as he hungrily kisses you back. Your hips grind onto him again, desperate for release.
You’re whimpering, trying to feel as much of him as possible through the multiple layers of fabric that separate you. “Patience, baby,” he moans, but even he’s becoming impatient.
It comes to no surprise when you scoot back onto his thigh and feverishly unzip his pants, he doesn’t protest either, instead he watches eagerly. You make swift work of his pants, Jake lifts his hips to help you tug them off. “I want you to make a mess on my face,” you whisper, hopping off of Jake’s lap so you can wiggle further down.
The suggestion makes Jake’s dick twitch, precum spilling out from the tip and soaking into his boxers. You pull his boxers down and they pool around his ankles alongside his pants. His dick stands up straight, and it’s so big you begin to wonder if this was a good idea. How was that supposed to fit inside of you?
Jake knows exactly what you’re thinking, smirking at the sight of you gawking over the size of his cock. You’re brave though, so you crawl closer to him and slowly begin pumping his shaft. His head is immediately thrown back in pleasure, your touch alone almost being enough for him to spill his seed onto your hand.
You wrap your lips around the tip, your head inching down to the base slowly. If you go any faster, you’ll surely gag around his cock and start crying. “Just like that,” he groans, swooping some of your hair out of your face with one hand as the other holds his dick in place for you. Your lips kiss his hand as you take as much of his as possible, your throat struggling to keep up with the sheer size of him.
His hips thrust into your mouth, eliciting a gag from you that flips a switch in Jake. He wants to hear that sound again and again, so he holds your head firmly and guides it up and down his cock repeatedly. Each time you reach the tip, you gasp for air before he’s pushing you back down again. Saliva is dripping down your chin and bubbling at the corners of your mouth, tricking far enough to coat Jake’s penis entirely.
“Making such a big mess, beautiful,” he grunts, pulling you away from him to get a better look at your face. Streaks of mascara run down your face, your hair is all over the place, and saliva is actively dribbling down your chin. “Come here, let me ruin you,” he instructs, pulling you back down so he can coat your face and uniform in his cum.
He pumps his cock aggressively over your face, watching with a slack jaw as you close your eyes and allow his cum to paint your face. You’re glazed in the liquid, squealing slightly at the new sensation. “Yummy,” you giggle, licking your lips to gather as much of it on your tongue as possible.
Jake isn’t done though, he’s fully prepared to go another round with you, but this time with his dick balls deep in you. Right as you’re about to continue, you hear the front doorbell ring.
“Hello?” a customer asks, peering over the counter in search of an employee. Luckily, because you’re on the floor, you’re perfectly out of view. Jake gets an idea, immediately pulling you onto his lap and pushing your panties to the side so aggressively they rip.
“Sit,” he commands, aligning his cock with your entrance. You look at him in shock and whisper shout, “there’s a customer!” He’s unrelenting, dragging the tip of his cock up your folds as a response. You bite your lip, accepting the challenge as you sit on his thick dick.
A small gasp escapes your mouth once you bottom out, the girth of his cock stretching your walls.
“Hello? Anybody there?!” The customer shouts, tiptoeing to see behind the order window and into the kitchen. They’re becoming more and more impatient by the second.
You begin bouncing on Jake’s dick, his hands leaving prints all over your dress. You’re a whimpering mess, the stretch being both pleasureful and painful.
“C’mon, princess, is anybody there?” he taunts, sucking on the skin of your neck. You pull him in closer by his neck, moaning into his ear as quietly as possible.
“I just want a coffee!” the customer pleads, still trying to find at least one employee. Jake slaps your ass, silently instructing you to respond.
“Take a seat! I’ll be right with you,” you squeak out, trying not to sound like you’re getting your brains fucked out. Jake is satisfied with your response, arms wrapping around your waist as he pulls you down harder on him.
“You’re making me wait for a coffee?!”
Jake’s angles you forward so he can fuck you harder, his head resting on your chest. “I’m fixing the- fuck,” you begin, but Jake hits a spot inside of you that has you clenching around him. “What are you fixing?” Jake questions, loving how flustered you are.
“I’m fixing the fryer,” you spew out, the lame excuse annoying the customer further. The euphoric feeling in your pussy is enough to wash away any anxiety you feel, your walls clenching around Jake with each thrust.
“Fuck, I’m gonna cum,” he moans, his orgasm from earlier catching up to him. “Cum in me,” you demand, so drunk off his dick that you don’t realize what you said. The idea is enticing, so enticing that Jake doesn’t second guess it either.
One last thrust has him spilling his hot seed inside of you, the warm feeling sending you over the edge shortly after.
“Just a coffee! UNBELIEVABLE.”
“I’m coming,” you yelp, as your orgasm washes over you. You’re whimpering, moaning, and panting as you convulse around Jake’s cock. The statement puts a smirk on his face, you were definitely coming.
Once you come down from your orgasm, Jake is pulling you off of him slowly. You look like a beautiful mess. White liquid drips from your hole down your thighs, your underwear is ripped, your dress is stained from Jake’s oily hands, streaks of mascara run down your cheeks, your face is coated in cum, and your hair is tangled.
“Go get him his coffee,” Jake teases, watching as you slowly realize how crazy you look right now. He slaps your ass one last time before you’re hopping off of him, adjusting your dress and smoothing your hair down haphazardly.
You grab a napkin, running it across your face as you try and clean yourself up as best as possible. It’s no use, you look a mess. Without another word, you’re stumbling out into the lobby.
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A/n:
BARK BARK BARK
First Jake story
MeOWWWWW
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brcksbf · 2 months
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BEST FRIEND FOREVER !
★ / person ── johnnie guilbert x jake webber
★ / readers ── none specific
★ / warnings ── N/A
★ / plot/idea ── headcannon on being best friends with johnnie and jake
love arden 𖦹 hello demons, It's me ya boi, and welcome back to another post, I wanted to post a johnnie oneshot however it's taking longer to write then I thought and since I haven't posted in a few days I wanted to post so I decided I'd post a small headcannon which I have never done before so please bare with.
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ᯓ★ constantly trying to annoy each other
ᯓ★ stupid inside jokes that aren't funny to anyone other then the three of you
ᯓ★ helping them film and edit their videos
ᯓ★ their fans loving your relationship and supporting the three of you.
ᯓ★ ready to fight for each other
ᯓ★ serious when the timing is right
ᯓ★ always being able to speak to each other about whatever is boring the three of you
ᯓ★ being each other's overprotective bodyguards and not letting anything happen to each other
ᯓ★ always being each other's wingman and being brutally honest with how you feel about the person they want to get to know
ᯓ★ occasionally fighting that never lasts longer then a day
ᯓ★ painting each other's nails whenever you're bored or need a touch up
ᯓ★ knowing how to make each other smile on the roughest of days
ᯓ★ knowing how to spot if something is wrong
ᯓ★ being dumb, chaotic roommates
ᯓ★ barley anytime alone
ᯓ★ helping them write new music and coming up with ideas for music videos
ᯓ★ never being able to stay mad at each
ᯓ★ using each other as fake partners if someone gives any of you any unwanted attention
ᯓ★ you're always ready to punch anyone who hurts them and vice versa
ᯓ★ always backing each other up if any of you get into physical fights
ᯓ★ listening to music in each other's room doing nothing, but just enjoying being around each other
ᯓ★ using each other to cuddle if the days been rough or if any of you are feeling down.
ᯓ★ getting annoyed when people assume one of you are dating the other.
ᯓ★ movies nights every night
ᯓ★ driving each other around everywhere whenever one of you are too lazy to drive
ᯓ★ late night drives blasting music as loud as it'll go
ᯓ★ supporting each other's dreams and doing whatever you can to make it happen
ᯓ★ being friends with each other's friends
ᯓ★ you would accidentally became their sort of manager, lyrist and producer since you wrote and made most of their songs and videos
ᯓ★ frequently doing ghost videos with sam and colby since it's one of your main interests.
ᯓ★ helping colby write and produce the music video for skin
ᯓ★ always saying I love you to each other and reminding each other how much you care about each other.
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with love, from arden ── thank you for checking out another post of mine, please give it some love! thank you for all the love you've given me so far upon my jake oneshot and on my account, it means a lot. as always I mean no disrespect to jake or johnnie.
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bratzforchris · 2 months
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Jake Webber x adhd reader 😭🙏🏼
Our Own Love
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Jake said in the Zach Sang interview that he is auDHD, so here are some headcanons about life as a neurodivergent couple! Also, he looks so cute here I just want to squeeze him <3 Reader is gender neutral here!
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☆ meal prepping services. because both of you have adhd, cooking and grocery shopping is really difficult, and takeout is quite expensive, so you order from a meal prepping service to help that
☆ fidgets everywhere
☆ when one of you has a task to get done, the other will sit in the same room and do their own things as "body doubling"
☆ your house is quite filled with oddities and random shit both of you bought for dopamine, but it makes for funny stories at parties
☆ you're lucky enough to have a spare room, so you and Jake turn it into a "neurodivergent" room with a sensory swing, fidgets, and all kinds of things that help both of you regulate after a long day
☆ always doing youtube challenges where you try new foods because it gives you a dopamine rush
☆ "jake, where's the remote?"
"I don't know. where'd we leave it?"
☆ you both have oral fixations as a way to stim, so you vow to quit cigarettes and vapes together
☆ accompanying each other through things like therapy, new meds, etc. all the "not so cute and quirky" parts of adhd
☆ advocating for each other for managers/family/etc who give you a hard time
☆ it helps to have someone else who understands your struggles and can relate <3
☆ reminding each other to eat/drink water/use the restroom
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leanteam43 · 2 months
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Johnnie and reader first date hcs
Museum of Death
(Johnnie Guilbert Headcannons)
summary : how your first date with johnnie would go!!
pronouns : they/them | GN!reader!
warnings : swearing !!
a/n's : not me actually keeping up with requests - 🌿 | loooooooove a graham cracker - 🎸 | ohhhh noooo i need 2 think - 🐇
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sooo,
i was watching an old jake video today and heard that he and tara's first date was at the museum of death!!
so imagine johnnie nervously asking jake where to take you
and jakes like "bro idk i took tara to the museum of death"
and johnnie's like "okay perfect"
and jakes like "NONO-"
he has to be picked up by you since he can't drive
which he's super embarrassed about
"sorry-" "no it's okay! looove having a passenger princess!" "what??"
anyway,
so thats how y'all end up in line for tickets
bc it was your job to buy them ahead of time but beauty takes time and also maybe it slipped your mind because you were nervous
but you refused to admit that
"the website was down!" "oh no that sucks :/" 'haha...yeah...it does..." *office camera stare™️*
when you finally get to purchasing your tickets
ofc he attempts making a big show about paying
but he drops his card, then picks it up
then drops it again, then tries laughing it off
you genuinely find it charming though
watching him with the biggest boba eyes as he finally pays
exploring time!!
he's so nervous the entire time
is it the right time to hold your hand?? is it not?? do you even WANT to hold his hand?? IS HIS HAND SWEATY??
little does he know,
you're equally as nervous.
is it the right time to hold his hand?? is it not?? does HE even want to hold your hand?? ARE YOUR HANDS SWEATY??
but you grab onto his arm after a particularly off-putting exhibit and this man
MELLLLTS
CAAAN YOU HEAAR THE CHURCH BELLS RIIIIIIINNGGGG 🎶🎶
he never thought he would like someone just holding onto his arm but he like audibly frowns when you let go
follows you around like a lost puppy until you grab his arm/hand again
complimenting each others outfits multiple times
"i like your necklaces!!" "i like yours!"
etc etc
getting food afterwards and starring at his tattoos
if YOOOUR tatted up too,
then you two definitely compare your favorite and least favorite tattoo
if you areeen't tatted up,
then you trace around them gently and ask how much each one hurt
maybe its bc it's making him blush, maybe it's bc you actually wanna know
thats a secret you'll never tell
stalling to clean up your food bc you both don't want the night to end :C /pos
jokingly telling him "i don't kiss on the first date" and watching him get RED.
maybe you give him a kiss on the cheek goodbye,
(if you wear makeup, maybe your lipstick leaves a kiss mark on his cheek and MAAYBE jake teases him for it)
either way,
let's just say there will DEFFO be a second date
lean team OUT.
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warnerisbetter · 2 months
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Mlm dating johnnie guilbert <3
@khris0l0gy
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cathers-world · 15 days
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LETS SEE WHAT FANDOM COMES IN CLUCH
I promise I will write🙏🙏
(Will be NSFW)
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certifiednatelover · 1 month
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C.STURNIOLO MASTERLIST
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SMUT:☾
FLUFF:⛈
ANGST:☆
ALL OF THE ABOVE:♡
HEADCANNONS:
sub!chris☾
Dom!chris(coming soon...)☾
caregiver!chris(coming soon...)⛈
little!chris(coming soon...)⛈
dealer!chris(coming soon...)☾⛈
&BURN⛈
SERIES:
Seeing stars pt1 pt2☾⛈
Forever(coming soon...)☆☾
A surprise(coming soon...)⛈
ONE SHOTS:
Obsessed
Yours truly, R.A.Y.Č.E.K☆🍓𖦹🍒𖦹☆
COMMENT IF U WANNA BE ON THE TAGLIST!!
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itsmealaiah · 18 days
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Headcanons for
jake webber x reader with daddy issues
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Contains: nsfw and sfw headcanons, profanity, causes/effects of daddy issues, fear of abandonment, anxiety, sexual sitautions, explicit content, she/her pronouns, AFAB reader
Request: (by anon) HEYYY!! COULD YOU DO SOME HEADCANNONS FOR MEEEE?! i’m thinkin headcannons of jake webber with a girl with daddy issues?? i recently js found out that my dad isn’t my dad and it kinda hurts, i feel like this would help me a lot :( either headcannons or an imagine, I LOVE UR FICS BTW!!
Rating: 18+, mature, adult themes ahead, please mind the tags!
WC: 0.6k
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Sfw:
jake always been there for you, especially when you let him know you struggled with having a proper relationship with your dad, leading into you having daddy issues down the road when you were younger.
You always clung to him, even in public you'd be on his arm, snuggling into his side, and though he found it annoying sometimes, he loved it, knowing it comforted you, and that's all that mattered.
However, you'd sometimes get really nervous whenever he went somewhere, fearing he wasn't going to come back, be it a video, party, or trip, you were always scared.
Which sometimes led to him coming home all excited, happy to finally see his girl, his baby, practically on cloud nine, but his happiness was discarded as soon as he heard you sobbing.
His things were quickly tossed aside as he rushed to comfort you, holding you in his tattooed arms, rocking you back and forth as he tried to calm you down.
"'m so sorry j-jake :(" you cried into his shoulder while he was running his fingers through your hair. "no big deal baby, i'll take you with me next time, yeah?" you nodded, lifting your head up to meet his gaze, to which he gave you a soft smile, kissing the crown of your head.
He always made sure you were with him at every event now, big or small, he always took you to video shootings, letting you stand off to the side so you wouldn't be lonely. Each time he sent you a small gaze it sent you over the moon, knowing how much he cared.
Sometimes, you'd see him with other women during these events, and you'd become angry, to say the least, but also sad, what if he left you? Were you not good enough? The thoughts swam around your mind, leaving you spiraling, which was terrible for you, especially in public.
Jake would have to leave whatever he was doing to comfort you, and you hated being so needy, wishing it could all go away, that you could be normal, and let jake live without you needing attention every thirty-something seconds.
Jake didn't mind, he knew it was his responsibility to be there for you, so he was okay with it.
Nsfw:
He'd use it to his advantage during sex, you being so clingy and needy for him, always begging for his cock and fingers, begging for him to fill you up, to make you feel good.
"You want my cock sweetie?" he tuts, rubbing his thumb over your clit, making your hips jerk up almost viciously. "y-yes!"
He'd slowly push in, whispering sweet nothings, talking you through it, promising it'd feel good soon. Once he bottomed out, he began to thrust, his balls slapping against your skin harshly. He knew from a semi-deep google search that girls with daddy issues loved rough sex, so figured he'd try it.
He would probably be into trying different kinks with you, probably into whatever you're into, he doesn't want to hurt or upset you though, so he'd be cautious until you told him how you wanted it.
He uses a lot of toys on you, overstimulating you so much to the point where you could most likely barely breathe, let alone think straight.
He'd be feeding into whatever desires you had, whatever you want, you get, especially if you're being good for him.
He would probably make you call him daddy, only in bed though, watching as you struggle to form words, too full of his cock or whatever toy he had in you to speak.
You're his precious girl, and he'd always treat you like it, being so sweet when you both are done, gently cleaning your cunt up, peppering your entire face with kisses, praising you for doing so well.
"good job princess, made daddy so proud"
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Taglist: @madzandmore @20doozers @tomscumdump
requests are open! keep sending them in 💗
also hey anon, hope you're doing okay, i don't have any experience on what you're going through, but i hope everything gets better, all my love, hope, and kisses.
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estxkios · 10 months
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。゚•┈୨ MY BLOG ୧┈• 。゚
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hii ! my name is irene and heres a lil intro to my blog :3
what will i write? - honestly, i used to write for tokio hotel when i was a really inexperienced writer so, just dont mind those posts if u scroll down. LMAO. but anyways, if i get a request i will probably write a blurb or headcannons about it, since i already have a writing account for another fandom i dont think i will write any fics.
bands / singers i like - tv girl, tokio hotel, nena, lil skies, and literally all 2021 music it just scratches my brain right .
interests - tokio hotel, sam and colby, tarayummy, jake webber, fashion, crested geckos (i have one.💕) and makeup.
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me :3 ↴
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mbbsgf · 2 months
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ABOUT MARIE
my name's marie , i'm 19 years old, i'm bisexual and i was born on february 13th
my favorite artists are taylor swift, ariana grande, olivia rodrigo, lexi jayde, sabrina carpenter, gracie abrams, paramore, harry styles, selena gomez, justin bieber, madison beer, joshua bassett and more probably
my favorite youtubers are nick, matt and chris sturniolo, sam golbach and colby brock, johnnie guilbert, tara yummy, jake webber, larri, nailea devora and kennedy walsh.
my favorite actresses are millie bobby brown and megan fox
my favorite thing to do when i'm bored is probably singing hysterically taylor's most gut wrenching songs (i'm insane)
what i do write: angst<333, fluff, maybe headcannons and blurbs and smut (MAYBE)
some fun facts about me:
- i sometimes happen to eat plain ketchup with a spoon
- i sleep with stuffed animals
- i like to have deep conversations with my closest friends
- i've been a swiftie since the og speak now era
- liz gillies in victorious and megan fox in jennifer's body turned me gay🏳️‍🌈
i love cooking/baking or at least trying to. it's actually super fun
i'm always down to make friends tbh so just text me for that or even just to talk i don't mind at all i love listening to people
I👏AM👏A👏YAPPER. i will never stop talking once i started, it's kinda funny
my favorite people on here are my sweet babies @mattsneezing , @slut4mattsturn and @worldlxvlys
face reveal:
and i guess that's it BYE I LOVE YOU🫶🏻🫶🏻
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ctrlchar · 4 months
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nsfw
cw: dry humping?? somewhat subby jake but no established dynamics,no smut but very suggestive ending
a/n:for context this is a regular video not a stream and you can find the Johnnie version (not the exact same but similar concept) here!
imagine recording a video with Jake in which you decide to do his makeup for fun. your hand resting on his shoulder,with his hands on your thighs as you straddle his lap to get easier access to his face. with every moment it almost felt like his face was getting impossibly closer to yours. you begin to put the concealer under his eyes,your tounge stuck between your teeth as you try to concentrate on not messing up his face. however,it’s damn near impossible to focus as soon as you feel his cock poking you through the restraints of his plaid pants. your cheeks heat up but you decide to ignore it,not wanting to have to reshoot the video.
when you pull away from his face he lets out a whine “babe how much longer is this gonna take” he says resting his hands on your thighs “i don’t know Jakey,we’re just getting started” you laugh “if you want we can stop now though. but it’s up to you since it’s your video ” you offered making him shake his head. “it’s fine” he mutters “i just want you” the black haired boy said as he uses the placement of his hands on your thighs to grind up onto you catching you off guard. this resulted in a soft moan escaping your lips as a pink blush flushes your cheeks.
“baby please” the boy under you practically whines “i don’t know how much longer i’m gonna last with you sitting ontop of me like that”. Jake then grinds himself up onto your clothed heat once again moaning softly into your ear, finally making you cave. “f-fuck Jake alright,just let me turn the camera off”
“no no,leave it on”
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teapartyprincess4two · 2 months
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More Jake Webber 🙏🏼💗
🤔🤔
Tempting, should I? 😋
I haven’t written anything for Jake before but I’m willing to try 💗👼🏻
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attractedtopeoples · 5 months
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About the Account
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Warning: mainly smut or smutty headcannons, although I’m open to fluff/angst if I’m in the mood for it :)
Request Guidlines Page
Masterlist Page
My Fav/Main Characters
Sorted by fandoms, pink means I’ve written for them, white means I plan to write for them in the future
DC
Jason Todd
Dick Grayson
Bruce Wayne
Marvel
Peter Parker
Matt Murdock
Natasha Romanoff
Harry Potter (mainly Marauders content)
James Potter
Pandora Lovegood
Lily Evans
Narcissa Black
Barty Crouch Jr
Luna Lovegood
Harry Potter
One Piece
Sanji
Nami
Shanks
Luffy
Koby
Youtube
Johnnie Guilbert
Jake Webber
Tarayummy
Other or Less Likely
Konig
Sam Winchester
Jon Snow
Daenerys Targaryen
Morgana Pendragon
Spencer Reid
Emily Prentiss
Steve Rogers
Reyna Ramírez-Arellano
Tags Guide
#lily’s drabbles - drabbles and smaller fics
#lily’s thoughts - little headcanons
#lily’s updates - random unrelated things
#lily writes - bigger fics or works
#lily speaks - me typing out the random shit in my head :)
#lily replies - replying to requests or asks, or just ppl talking
#fandom: insert here - the fandom I’m talking about (shocking I know)
e.g; fandom: one piece = all one piece content
Requests (if u wanna, def don’t have to)
Open :)
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saturnxlust · 10 days
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Jake Webber x Hispanic reader
🇲🇽💗
Please i swear im so bad at answering asks, im so sorry😭 im not that good at oneshots so im gonna do headcannons😔✊
Jake Webber x Hispanic!Reader
Hes cultured, okay
His nickname with johnnie is literally the tinas
He will eat your cooking or your moms cooking no matter how much pain this mans in
If you like the latina makeup he will actually convulse because of how hot you are☺️
He eats a lot of things, unlike johnnie hes not very picky, so all the food at a party is being eaten by him🥲
If your mom puts more on his plate like seconds or desert you bet your ass he will be shoveling that into his mouth and groaning at how good it is
And unfortunately hes one of those guys that goes “babe, babe you gotta try this” and adds more onto your plate like you haven’t been eating this food for years😭
You watched him practically run up to you gushing about how good it is, “babe oh my god have you tried this?” He asks as he holds up a fork offering the food to you.
Him combined with your mom/grandparents you will not go hungry at those partys
Now if you cook? Hes head over heels cause what
I want someone cooking that bomb ass hispanic food for me😢
Be aware he groans when the foods good, everything will be silent until you hear a “ghdjdicicii ITS SO GOOD” muffled by whatever he shoved in his mouth
Hes not that messy of an eater usually but he is the cleanest infront of your family, cleaning up after himself and being all polite and stuff
If it was up to him he’d marry you on the spot when you first make him food
While he shoved the food into his mouth he hummed happily, looking up at you to give you a lovesick look, as he chewed he thought to himself if it was too soon to get on one knee and marry you, deciding against it because he doesnt have a ring and, you deserve the best he could get
Idk what he would do without you
Probably starve or eat fast food every night, much to your dismay
Before you he got so much fast food you almost smacked him when he wanted to go to wendys as a date
Since then its either been a mexican restaurant, your house, or your parents house for food
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ac3-76 · 12 days
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Kai Smith Headcannons
warnings: none😊
General
Idc what anyone says he can cook
like him and Nya were on their own for most of their childhood and bc Kai is the oldest he insisted on cooking
also because he grew up poor he gets really creative in the kitchen
his body temperature is constantly at 102° Fahrenheit
he does well in colder climates and doesn't struggle with feeling cold or freezing, but in hotter climates he gets heat exhaustion fast
He pretty much refuses on taking rest days
like he has to work out every single day or else he gets really insecure
He has the largest social media following out of all the ninjas(if you don't include Lloyd's graffiti account that no one knows he runs)
his body insecurity stems from growing up skinny and underweight
He LOVES Supernatural and sees a lot of himself in Dean Winchester
He has 3 tiktok accounts, one for fashion, one for thirst traps, and one where he just talks, rants, or does vlogs
he also has a YouTube channel that does really well, it's mostly vlogs, pranking the ninjas, doing challenges, trying things
his YouTube channel is kind of a mix of Jake Webbers channel, Kalogeras sisters, and the Sturniolo Triplets
He only has 1 Instagram and he mostly posts pictures of him and the other ninjas hanging out and having fun
He has a public and a private Twitter
the only thing he posts on his public account is i❤️my partner type stuff and dates for things
He definitely did a tweet about how exited he was for A Good Girls Guide To Murder TV show to be released
His private account has tweets for literally everything he does and thinks
"ate a fire cookie🔥🔥"
"just took a narly nap"
"you guys"(with absolutely no rhyme or reason, everyone was responding to that one really confused)
"just watched Teen Wolf, Chris Argent is such a dilf"
The crazy thing is his private account has over 4 million followers, he accepts literally everyone that requests to follow it
He's extremely good at math, put any math problem in front of him and he can solve it in his head in 15 seconds
He's also very financially literate, he's got all of his money related things in order and is a millionaire by season 10 bc he got into investing and stocks
No one knows abt him being a millionaire tho bc he doesn't buy things that look expensive and he doesn't flex his money
He totally buys expensive things tho
it's mostly high end clothing
he has a huge shoe collection that costs at least $2,813
He's an absolute fiend for cosmic brownies
He's a huge car guy
His favorite car brand is Koenigsegg and he owns a black Jesko Attack
He also owns 2 motorcycles
Dating
He's hispanic and fluent in Spanish
If his S/O doesn't speak spanish he'll tell them things in Spanish and won't tell them what if means
He does this all the time
It's bc Spanish is his first language and it's easier for him to say things in his mother tounge
(Yk in Modern Family when Gloria says that no one knows how smart she is in spanish, yea Kai totally feels that)
(he's also a chronic Modern family watcher and he relates to Gloria and Hailey so hard)
If his s/o speaks Spanish he prefers talking to them in Spanish
(he also loves if they speak it bc its also Nya's first language which means they can talk to Nya better)
He absolutely adores physical touch and cuddling
Hugs from behind.
Neck kisses.
he loves his hair being played with
if his S/O wants their hair braided, he can do it
French, Dutch, typical 3 strand, box, godess, cornrows, triangle box, twist, micro braids, fulani, Havana
whatever you want and whatever ur hairtype, he can do it
He can also do any hairstyle on any hair type like it's the easiest thing ever
He def does a soft launch at first
once your relationship is public, he post you all. the. time.
he just loves showing off his lover
However, he makes sure that while ur relationship is known, it's private
he's not gonna post any fights or issues that you 2 have, he works those out in private
he let's you steal any of his clothes(as long as you give them back)
He's the right amount of jealous and possesive
if someone else if flirting with you he'll just walk up and put his arm around ur shoulders or waist
he pretty much never introduces himself when someone else if flirting with you, he let's you do that
He's very secure in his relationship, he wouldn't cheat on you and he knows you wouldn't cheat on him
BUT, as mentioned above he struggles a lot with body insecurity so you'll have to reasure him that you love his body
He's been cutting meat for people his whole life(first Nya then Lloyd) so if you don't wanna cut your meat he'll totally cut it for you
He's so they fell first, he fell harder coded
also unexpected love trope, but it's unexpected for you two, everyone else knew the second you guys met that you were gonna be together
Nya and Lloyd had a bet on how long it would take for you two to get together(Nya won)
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