#jackson jones

[violetfoxviolarose]

Stabbing vs. Impalement: Incorrect Quote

Loosely based off of an irl Discord convo I had earlier today (og convo posted below). It just gave me incorrect quotes vibes, so here ya go.

Julio: What food item will I put peanuts in today Julio: Any suggestions Matilda: Water Matilda: Like a glass of water Heathcliff: i am going to stab you ⁱⁿ ᵐⁱⁿᵉᶜʳᵃᶠᵗ Jackson: uh acktually there are no stabbing weapons in minecraft, only slashing and projectile weapons ☝️ 🤓 Heathcliff: Trident 🤨 Ruby: That’s a projectile Ruby: You throw it Julio: aaaaaaaaaaaa Jackson: you so right Matilda: tnt? Ruby: … Ruby: explosive Ruby: explosives are not stabbing weapons Matilda: shrapnel stabs i think Jackson: if you try really, really hard Jackson: i think you could do it Jackson: oh that too Jackson: i was straight up thinking like Jackson: sticking a tnt stick in someone's chest Julio: like that one guy Jackson: i am mentally stable 👍 Julio: i keep forgetting his name Heathcliff: 1. shrapnel is not a separate weapon, its a part of an explosive 2. there is no shrapnel tnt in minecraft Julio: Phineas gage Julio: He was stabbed Heathcliff: he was impaled Matilda: same thing Matilda: sorta Heathcliff: the iron rod was blunt Matilda: BUT HE WAS STILL STABBED Matilda: ???? Heathcliff: you can’t stab with a blunt object Jackson: yes you can Jackson: if you try hard enough Matilda: THAT'S WHAT IMPALEMENT IS Heathcliff: the only reason why he was impaled was because an explosive gave it enough force to go through his eye socket Ruby: impalement implies that a very large object passes all the way through someone or something Ruby: stabbing is just piercing flesh Ruby: stabbing can only go part of the way through someone Matilda: but you could stab someone with a blunt object Heathcliff: also impalement is nearly always fatal, but stabbing isnt Matilda: if you had the right amount of force Matilda: not saying it's easy or likely Matilda: just it's possible Heathcliff: you would need an obscene amount of force Heathcliff: also stabbing usually needs human involvement i.e. you cant be stabbed by something that wasnt in the hands of a human, yours or anothers Heathcliff: but you can be impaled by an object just sitting there Jackson: i do agree with that Heathcliff: henceforth Heathcliff: phineas gage wasn't stabbed Heathcliff: he was impaled Heathcliff: the tamping rod only entered his skull because the gunpowder ignited on accident Duncan: what is wrong with you guys Julio: so Julio: Peanuts in water then?

#N.E.R.D.S #n.e.r.d.s #headcanon #duncan dewey #julio escala #ruby peet #heathcliff hodges #jackson jones #matilda choi #incorrect quotes #should i tag this as phineas gage #stop that would be so funny #discord shenanagins #discord group #discord stuff #out of context discord #stabbing #impalement #don't click on those last two tags guys #please

[mindsey-moonbow]

Hello N.E.R.D.S. Fandom 😈😈😈

*shows up to a room with 3 people*

I realized that nerds and the Ultra Violets share the same Illustrator so thought I would check out NERDS and I was not disappointed 

(also yea I yassified Brand what are you gonna do about it 🧍‍♀️)

#minds art #N.E.R.D.S. #N.E.R.D.S #jackson jones #ruby peet #duncan dewey #matilda choi #julio escala #alexander brand #heathcliff hodges #lisa holiday #*hits Brand with the asian beam*

[kaibaspuppy]

slay....slayyyyy

#jack illustrates #ooh a tenth class self insert. how creative jackson #anyways #team fortress 2 #tf2 #fanclass #tenth class #tf2 tenth class #10th class #the daredevil #jackson jones #no relation to tom jones btw #oc #self insert #s/i

[moviesandmania]

FOLLOWERS Social media influencer horror soon on Screambox

Followers is a 2024 horror film in which a social media influencer and her friends find themselves the target of a dark web cult a year after surviving a brutal attack. The movie is a sequel to Follower (2022). Written and directed by James Rich (Follower; Animal; Them; Walker). The American production stars Gigi James, Revell Carpenter, Molly Leach, Jackson Jones, Michael Bonini, James Rich and…

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#2024 #Followers #Gigi James #horror #Jackson Jones #James Rich #Michael Bonini #Molly Leach #movie film #Revell Carpenter #social media influencer

[not-so-rosyyy]

pretty girls who stalk / defend / refuse to abandon their boyfriends >>>

ANNABETH CHASE from Percy Jackson & The Olympians (2023) MICHELLE JONES-WATSON from MCU's Spider-man (2017-2021)

#FUTURE boyfriend in annabeth's case but #eh. semantics #annabeth chase #michelle jones #leah sava jeffries #zendaya #percy jackson #spiderman #pjo tv show #spideycentral #mj watson #sourcezendaya #zendayaedit #spideychelle #petermj #percabeth #pjo tv series #pjoedit #percyjacksonedit #pjo spoilers #marveledit #dailymarvelgifs #cinemapix #cinematv #tvedit #tvandfilm #dailyflicks #*mine: gifs

[evgar]

don't you guys love it when women

#would sacrifice my life for them #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption 2 fanart #rdr2 fanart #abigail roberts #sadie adler #mary beth gaskill #karen jones #tilly jackson #molly o'shea #evgarart #my art #sketches

[drizzledrawings]

Cowfolk

#drizzledrawings #arthur morgan #mary beth gaskill #karen jones #tilly jackson #molly o’shea #abigail marston #sadie adler #sean mcguire #Charles Smith #John marston #lenny summers #Keiran Duffy #javier escuella #rdr2 #rdr2 fanart #red dead redemption 2

[teamblck]

rdr2 has once again taken over my life

#rdr2 community #rdr2 #rdr2 hosea #rdr2 arthur #rdr2 fandom #arthur morgan rdr2 #red dead redemption arthur #arthur morgan #dutch van der linde #abigail marston #john marston #jack marston #tilly jackson #sadie adler #karen jones #mary beth rdr2 #red dead redemption community #red dead redemption two #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption memes #red dead redemption

[maturiin]

flowers for a lady

#art #red dead redemption 2 #letting go of this oop there it goes #molly o'shea #karen jones #susan grimshaw #mary-beth gaskill #abigail roberts #tilly jackson #sadie adler #i hope the flower meanings aren't too obscure to understand #if anyone's rlly interested i can make a post about my thought process behind it lol

[trivial-insect]

Finished my first playthrough in two weeks. Now I'm 4 months into my second

#red dead redemption 2 #gaming #fanart #rdr2 #arthur morgan #charles smith #javier escuella #mary beth gaskill #john marston #tilly jackson #sadie adler #karen jones #sean macguire #Instagram

[2sleepyem]

More 🙏

#red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #karen jones #tilly jackson #mary beth gaskill #abigail marston #john marston #jack marston #hosea matthews #dutch van der linde #sean macguire #javier escuella #arthur morgan #sadie adler #micah bell #kieran duffy #molly o'shea #josiah trelawny

[violetfoxviolarose]

More N.E.R.D.S. Incorrect Quotes

What can I say, these dweebs have impeccable chemistry, canon and headcanon. They're too perfect. I'm picturing teen/college them saying this, btw.

No, I didn't make this procrastinating studying for my chemistry final, what are you talking about?

Anyway, enjoy!

Ruby: What is the one thing I told you not to do? Julio: Burn the house down. Ruby: And what did you do? Julio: I made dinner. Ruby: Julio: Ruby: Julio: And burnt the house down. ~~~~~~~ Jackson: Hello friends! The Squad: Jackson: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling ~~~~~~ Heathcliff: Go fuck yourself. Jackson: Come over here and fuck me yourself you coward! ~~~~~~ Matilda: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window. Jackson: ...We're on the ground floor. Matilda: I know but I want a dramatic exit. ~~~~~~ Jackson: Doctor = $140,000 a year, Furry artist on patreon = $160,000 a year. Julio: I think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh. Jackson: Sorry for the inaccuracies Doctor Yiff. Julio: No matter how I respond I don’t look well, well played. I walked into that. Matilda: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that. Ruby: Did you legitimately just tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in university to give you a lung transplant? Matilda: Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them. Ruby: You will die in 7 days. Duncan: It took doctors 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking it for attention, while a furry artist I knew said “Sounds like Crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right. Duncan: Besides I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I? Matilda: You could if you weren’t a fucking coward. Heathcliff: This was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here. ~~~~~~ Matilda: How do you want your coffee? Julio: Black, like my soul. Matilda: Matilda: Julio, your soul is a latte. ~~~~~~ Heathcliff: Hi, who's this? Ruby changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures. Duncan: What's mine? Heathcliff: Dwarf. Duncan: SHE'S SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT! Heathcliff: Oh, hey Duncan. Duncan: FUCK! ~~~~~~ Jackson: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single? Heathcliff: Do not do that. Jackson: You won’t even notice! Ruby, entering: Jackson, you wanted to see me again? Jackson: Heathcliff's single Heathcliff: ~~~~~~ Matilda: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess? Duncan: Your life? Matilda: I- well yes, but- ~~~~~~ Duncan: You're ugly. Jackson: Tone indicator? Duncan: Oh I'm sorry! You're ugly. /srs ~~~~~~ Any of them, tbh: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count. ~~~~~~ Duncan: What's the signal when something goes wrong? Jackson: We yell, "oh shit" Ruby: ...That'll work ~~~~~~

Heathcliff: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Matilda: I'm a knife! Duncan, from across the room: She's the little spoon. ~~~~~~ Matilda, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? Julio: It means like in hand-to-hand combat Matilda: Ohhhh- Duncan: Both of you get out of this kitchen. ~~~~~~ Heathcliff, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy Ruby: I will short out the language center of your brain if you say anything like that ever again. ~~~~~~ Matilda: Make her pussy wet not her eyes. Heathcliff: Make his dick hard not his life. Jackson: Break her bed not her heart. Julio: Play with her boobs not her feelings. Ruby: Get on his dick not his nerves. Duncan: Always salt your pasta when boiling it. ~~~~~~ Duncan: We call that a traumatic experience. Duncan, turning to Matilda: Not a "bruh moment". Duncan, turning to Jackson: Not "sadge". Duncan, turning to Julio: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO". ~~~~~~ Jackson: All of your existences are confusing. The Squad: How so? Jackson: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me. ~~~~~~ Matilda: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal! Jackson: Can a butterfly be nonbinary? Matilda: I mean, maybe? I don't judge. Julio, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagined having butterfly wings? Then- Ruby: Then it would be inconvenient as fuck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back. Heathcliff: Also, your wings are paper thin, so even a six year old aiming a NERF gun at it would ... Yeah... Duncan: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a- Julio: No, nononono. You fuckers have already shattered my dream, you don't get the fucking privilege to make that reference. Jackson: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference? Matilda: You clearly have not lived with him long enough.

#N.E.R.D.S #n.e.r.d.s #duncan dewey #matilda choi #jackson jones #julio escala #ruby peet #heathcliff hodges #incorrect quotes #I skipped like an hour of chem study time to make this lmao #they do have body counts tho #THE DEATH KIND

[mindsey-moonbow]

Your average N.E.R.D.S agents

Bonus:

#N.E.R.D.S. #n.e.r.d.s #textpost meme #duncan dewey #matilda choi #jackson jones #julio escala #ruby peet #alexander brand #heathcliff hodges #lisa holiday #the hyena

[kaibaspuppy]

did a touch-up of double d's reference, with a brand-spankin new blu version!

#jack illustrates #team fortress 2 #tf2 #tenth class #tf2 oc #the daredevil #daredevil #jackson jones #ocs #self insert #s/i #red #blu #merc oc

[naijagospel]

[AUDIO] "We Praise You" - Freke Emmanson Ft. Jackson Jones

[AUDIO] “We Praise You” – Freke Emmanson Ft. Jackson Jones

Akwa Ibom State-born Port Harcourt singer, songwriter, and passionate lover of God Ndifreke Emmanson Ekarika simply known as Freke Emmanson (the “Imammi” crooner) is out with the much-anticipated song titled “We Praise You”. The new song is one of praise and thanksgiving unto God for His unending love, mercy, grace, provision, exemption, protection, and a lot more we have enjoyed from Him. The…

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#Freke Emmanson #Jackson Jones #Naija Gospel #We Praise You

[not-so-rosyyy]

the smart, pretty girl x loser boy with a heart of gold dynamic always hits

#percy jackson #spiderman #pjo tv show #spideycentral #spideychelle #percabeth #annabeth chase #petermj #peter parker #michelle jones #pjo tv series #percabethedit #dailypercabeth #pjoedit #percyjacksonedit #pjo spoilers #marveledit #mcuedit #dailymarvelgifs #cinemapix #cinematv #tvedit #tvandfilm #dailyflicks #*mine: gifs