#its not even a good selfie

[rachniqueenluxy]

I can't even be bothered to remove the text from this

#personal #me #selfie #girl #gpoy #green eyes #ginger #my face #ask #snapchat #its not even a good selfie #im just bored #and wanna post something #i guess #bed selfie #tired #and cold

[atmeho]

🌷💗.

#go like my posts on ig you guys 😔 #i know its dying but it’ll make me happy 🫶🏼 #i have been looking so good #cant wait to build the discipline and motivation to exercise #im going to look even more bangin #my instagram #is @noeningless #leave me a like so i know its true love #selfie tag

[simplydnp]

Stop im rewatching why dan is leaving me bc of ur post theyre so disgustingly domestic i adore them

sometimes i watch that video just to feel something

#you are so valid for that anon #theres something about the energy of that video that really gets to me #theyre filming cause its promo and its good clickbait and its silly and fun and Them #but its also For Them yknow?? theyre like we're gonna talk about how we're gonna be apart for the longest time since we've known each other #AFTER 13 years of knowing each other #just even framing it like that really is wild. but its exactly what happens. and they're both on the same page of yeah its a long time. #which. it isnt That Long but it IS for them yknow! #the silly intro phil does in front of Dan's closet. and it starts with dan going oi if you're crying about me it better be a long video! #its goofy and ridiculous. theyre in this bouncy happy uncertain mood. because theres gotta be some adrenaline with it but also appreciating #each other while theyre still there together. then its the complete lack of intro to dan bc come on now its dan you know him. obviously. #& then its the 'sphere' convo and im like bitch. he wants to touch you cause youre leaving!!! let him!! #then dans genuine shock at the swear like mans is down BAD. and then the teasing! the so real plant teasing. but also general life concern #the heart cactus makes me feel some type of way okay #the sheer domesticity of the stair convo and the ps4 struggle #and how phil turns it right back on dan with the selfie incident and dan is bashful about it. #and how phil just. gets to say that dan cant shower in the bus. bc it freaks him out. & ofc dan wont stress him like that. #(also the closet rifling. something dan's 'nice to know you do. in a dark drawer somewhere' vs the lacey shirt being lacey underwear idea) #the bathroom being very clearly a shared space. #goddd theyre sooo smiley and soft and i Cant #dnp #c.text #dan and phil

[skunkes]

found out how to make smunker look just a little more like cheye and thats by drawing their snout doing the weird half connected half not connected false dimple illusion thing my smile does when i :3 at an angle

#talkys #<- incoherent #i was gonna attach a selfie but its the same one ive reblogged before that i dont even think i look good in LOL #ok added link

[todayisafridaynight]

getting wigs for characters with the same hair color as myself make me feel like the biggest dumbass around but youd have me fucked thinking im burdening myself with daigos 2000's emo cut just for a weekend

#snap chats #a weekend is generous im only going to the con on saturday #i like how im making it sound like anime nyc is this weekend when its at the end of august LMAO BUT NO LISTEN #unfortunately beauty influencers have finally done their job right and this one guy was reviewing an eyebrow pencil #but the twist is that this pencil was like. SUPPPER STUPID FINE im talkin .08mm and he demonstrated how it could imitate stubble #SO OF COURSE. my ass wanted to see for myself cause as much as i like my sponge-stippling method its not super precise #and that shit gets annoying when most of it looks fine but then i press too hard or i angle the sponge wrong and now i gotta start over #In Any Case the pencil i got did exactly as i hoped and its actually p fun putting on LMAO. i prefer how it looks too #anyway how this all relates to this post. im probably gonna go as y2 daigo again for anime nyc in august #and I Repeat im not cutting my hair for that LMAO so. Wig 😩 #i like it when i cosplay him cause i just go by his actual design cause if i even breathe near skinny jeans ill wanna kms #also i just like to be as accurate as i can be yk. plus the leather pants i have are cozy and theyre one of my fave pairs of pants 🤤 #in any case. whenever that wig comes in ermmmmm i dont trust myself to take pictures 😞 my selfie game is dick #maybe ill stream yk2 LMAO but anyway. good night i think im gonna force myself to sleep now #i got back to my dorm like four hours ago or whatever and i am not looking forward to doing school shit again. alongside comm shit #OH WELL we ball good night #wait before i Good Night cackling as i have my meds next to my aoki tablet and plush #great reminder honestly. Take Your Meds Or You'l Convince Yourself To Be A Republican #ok goodnight fr now im gonna giggle and kick my feet thinking of cosplay

[carmenlire]

❤️

#ahhhhh today was so good!!!! #i always enjoy Chicago but JACKSON WAS AMAZING!!! #i really ended up enjoying it #and then i went after and had a few drinks #and now im back to my room #ready to sleep #ive been up over 24 hours at this point 💀 #anyway i havent posted pics lately!! idk how long its even been actually #so here are these 🥺🥺 #my look for the njght 🥺 #i did have a mesh shirt over the bralette #selfie

[spookylilbimbo]

It's a margaritas in the bath before work type of Sunday 🍹🥰

#spookylilbimbo #me #selfie #its gonna be an easy Sunday #no eric #fuck yessss #just jdawd and i for 5 hours then hopefully a good night after 👀 #i still have plenty of tequila for after work so even if plans fall through..again itll still be a great night #i just wanna get sunday night drunk with my faves fuuuuck

[seventh-district]

it’s finally getting cold enough that i can bring my cardigan collection back into rotation without feeling like i’m gonna melt into a puddle the second i step outside!!!

#Seven.txt #my face #i have rematerialized back out of the void to once again make my once-in-a-blue-moon selfie & life update post #i’m running on 4 hours of restless sleep and the single banana i ate for lunch earlier today. let’s do this #hrrrrg i hate the lighting in my bathroom but i refuse to take pictures in the absolute Mental Illness Disaster Zone™️ that is my bedroom #anyways. got diagnosed with Mystery Pain Syndrome at the dentist today. so now i take ✨steroids✨ #the less funny explanation is that my tooth still hurts with pressure nearly a month post-root canal and That’s Not Good #so we’re trying some new medications to see if that fixes it. and if not then who knows. root canal pt.2 the sequel. or extraction. sigh #and so the Dental Saga continues. todays visit went quite well in spite of the unforeseen mystery pain delaying the tooth-shaving plans #we had some time to kill so he managed to fill some of my other tiny cavities while i was there today so that’s good #okay moving on. what else. uhh. OH they finally came out and ran the fiber to the house last week!!! now i’m just waiting on one more- #-guy to come and finish the interior install and the long awaited fast internet will finally be mine eheheheheeeee #now i can feel my hours upon hours of unedited gameplay footage breathing down my neck :) #man i’ve got so much stuff piled up right now. i’m drowning in Tasks and it’s a lil overwhelming but i’ll handle it all! eventually #uhhhhm my current writing project is coming along well! i’ve never put so much time and effort into a oneshot before in my life #its a labor of love though and i think i’m gonna be really proud of myself (and the fic) once it’s complete #even if no one reads it bc it’s so goddamn self indulgent and kinda lowkey throws canon out the window but like. fuck it! #if i want Astarion to write a song on piano and perform it for me while mentally taking me on a trip down memory lane. then so be it #fr though i’ve never written anything quite like this and i rlly want to do it justice. even if its unrealistic i still want it to be Good #in other news i received word that one of the chickens i sponsor at my local Gentle Barn has passed away so i had a lil cry abt that #i feel so bad for his little tiny chicken wife. they obviously loved each other and it’s like. so sad when one half of an old couple dies #like. she pulled him out of his depression after his 1st wife died. now who’s gonna be there to pull Her out… #anyways let’s not get all sad about that again. in happier news my cat who i presumed died/got killed has returned home uninjured!!! #after that huge stray dog chased her into the woods i thought we’d never find or see her again #but then the morning after i started grieving her she showed back up hungry as hell yet completely unharmed like the enigma that she is #so that’s one definite highlight from earlier this month. uhh what else. rapid fire summary of the past few weeks let’s go- #Jersey turned 10! Bullet turned 10! my 6 year Veganniversary happened! i’m approaching 700 days on DuoLingo! #i’ve written more than 20 thousand words! i’ve been facing some fears! fighting my OCD! taking care of myself! (kinda!) #anyways things are far from being all sunshine and roses around here but i’m trying to focus on the good stuff for the most part #for now tho i have a headache and have reached 30 tags so it’s time to go shovel some mashed potatoes into my mouth :)

[theselkiesea]

Casual, lazy Monday morning

#morning selfie #bed head #instagram filters make everything alright lol #tattooed girl #tattooed arm #scottish girl #good morning #even though its the afternoon now #cosy #felt cute #cuddle mood #plus size #curvy lady #round glasses #velvetredbullet #selfie #just chillin

[63]

I took a good selfie for the first time in two (three?) years and I want to post it here so bad because I look so hot but like three of my exes are on here and they're only like two or three social circles removed from me 😭 I do not need the kinnie mafia beating my ass for showing my face in these parts again

#Like if i was gonna post selfies on here i wouldnt even bother going by an alias. Its jusy not how i roll anymore. But guys i look so good

[yunogf]

https://x.com/visuallyuno/status/1772544834080751975?s=12 my condolences 💔

NOOOO

#i want to believe it was just a trim or reshaping and that his hair is still long #but thats soooo much hair even for him 😭😭😭 #every time he gets to the point where im like omg his hair is getting so loooong <333 he cuts its #men always let u down </3 #need him to post a selfie i must know the state of things #replies #he looks good w short hair i just want a proper resurgence of dreamy long haired jaehyun 😮‍💨🚬

[strwbrymlkshake]

Why can't I be satisfied with everything? It needs to be perfect to me and I can't accept anything otherwise :(

#mine #oh boy here we go. guy last post was about has been pretty cool and i got flustered around him a few times #but i feel bad bc. i need m o r e he isnt insane enough he isnt making me go absolutely crazy i want to be satisfied but im NOT im sorry #like its quite honestly the most attention acceptance etc ive gotten but its not ENOUGH he doesnt die whenever i send a selfie #im never satisfied WHY i have unrealistic expectations !!!! i hate my brain killing and violence and death etc #i get crushes on guys who want nothing to do with me but then when one actually wants me its not enough? what is wrong with me #thrill of the chase? i cant accept being loved? what is it brain. christ almighty. im not doing anything like deliberately yandere related #anymore im just being generally incomprehensibly mentally ill 🙄 still trying to find a therapist but idk how on earth ill explain that #ill update this post tomorrow with more insanity but for now i am the sleepy tired #// ok its now 3 days later i dont feel like making another post. i think i was just having a mental illness moment as always #because he does make me insane. hashtag girl. im trying to be the smartest and calculated i have ever been with a relationship in my life #like im thinkin about it so hard bro. the future n shit. how would this relationship go. im so scared ill do something wrong its preventing #me from doing things RIGHT. im sad becaude i flipped out today over even imagining him being upset with me a little #so i was really embarrassed and it put me in a weird mood for the rest of the night but he reassured me he doesnt hate me or want me to die #every one aaalways says theyre different. i can only hope this one is telling the truth. i dont know what ill do if he isnt. #well i need to stop whining about fictional scenarios and focus on the good stuff in reality. i get along with him very well and he #is very niceys to me :3 he doesnt think im fucking insane or stupid for overreacting. i feel very comfortable gossiping and talking w him #every long time blog viewer of mine reading this like ah shit here we go again #but thats what im here for. i guess. just have to keep doing this shit until something good finally happens to me romantically hngh #i feel so strange because i have wanted and yearned for a relationship but now that i actually could have one im like WAIT #I DIDNT THINK ID GET THIS FAR 💀💀💀 bruh. and he doesnt even think im stupid hes respectful to me he checks in on me all the time #like perhaps the only person to ever actually almost match my energy in a romantic sense. there was [redacted] i guess but he didnt love me #he listens to me talk about my problems he doesnt think i complain or overreact too much. all the ridiculous cringe shit i do #he doesnt mind it. its nice to be able to be myself. and im really proud of myself for not rushing into a relationship right away

[widevibratobitch]

its 'i know it doesnt matter and im used to it at this point but im actually a little sad that im kinda ugly' hours

#its ok ill stop thinking about it in a moment but yeah. thats what happens when i see pictures of myself next to my friends #they're all so hot and beautiful this is like. kinda unfair ngl lol #and like. i realise they dont mean those as actually backhanded compliments. but it sure does feel that way #most of the time i do try to embrace it and ive mostly made piece with the fact that im not here to be pretty but to be weird and funny #peace ffs* #but sometimes you'd just want to see a candid photo someone took of you when you weren't looking #and not feel the need to immediately turn it into a joke because the only alternative available is to confront that the fact that you are. #indeed. Fucking Ugly lol #like idk. i genuinely dont mind that when im with my friends at home. but here all the girls at this fucking uni #are so OBSESSED with their looks #and i was kinda mean to one yesterday. still in a haha-jokey way but goddammit i hate how good it felt #cause like girl. dont think i dont know what you're doing when we're taking selfies. and its okay. #i can be The Ugly Friend That's Only There To Make You Even Prettier. i can be that. but i want you to KNOW that I KNOW. #you're not fooling me darling <3 and i honestly find it even more insulting that you'd think you could lol #babygirl ive been doing *this* my whole life. believe me i know how to stop that fucking behaviour. you're not being as subtle as you think #*spot lol #peace and love but i really would be SUCH a different person if i were pretty its not even funny. so maybe it's for the better huh

[todayisafridaynight]

can I see a picture of your dad 👉👈

yeah of course here you go

#snap chats #he IS my dad idc. i do call him my dad every other time i post bout him so 😔 #BUT ON THE REAL uhhh no <3 #i might overshare every bit of my life but i feel weird sharing pics of my fam #even if my dad Is Also chronically online and loves taking selfies and pics of me to post every time we hang out #no guys listen he's a menace whenever we hang out we usually go out to eat or we eat in #and Every Fuckin Time i be eatin and i look up i see him with his phone like :) smile :) #and then i make a demon face and hes like no !!!! an actual smile !!!! and then i do actually smile cause its really funny #wait im just talking about my dad now sorry everyone you can stop reading these tags #i just remember when i did my daigo cosplay and i saw him he was just like 'omg you're like a mini me' #old man you wish you had hair like mine ok ENOUGH 😭 #but yeah guess thats what you can imagine if you want a pic of my dad. like. like daigo but if he had a buzz cut and smiled 500% more #so not daigo in the slightest HAH GOTTEM i can bully him that's my boy #idk how i made myself hungry but im hungry. ouuugh curry sounds good but i spent a lot and i dont wanna spend $2 on a cup of rice #cheap ass #noodle time then ;] #ok bye while on the one hand how dare you go against my word when i say 'you can stop reading' #but on the other hand... omg :) hiiii thanks for readin <3

[saranethrising]

I'm so nervous for this date that my time blindness overloaded me and I got ready at noon

#jesus im not even sure if its gonna happen but good lord i hope it does #Chanel babe this look goes out to you bc you were my hot girl awakening #selfie #my face

[spurgie-cousin]

i blame the feminine non-feminist for the raw milk

ALSO bethany's meal reminds me of this really funny tiktok where this lady added like thousands of dollars of weird whole foods supplements to make pudding or ice cream

no i think the raw milk thing has been a trend in the conservative influencer world for a while, something to do with being anti-FDA or whatever idk (i've never cared enough to look it up tbh).

i get the younger women who hop on healthy food trends bc they haven't been around long enough to see a million of them come and go, but bethany's older than me lol she should know better. but hey if they want to torture themselves with dusty-tasting smoothies and non-regulated supplements then that's their prerogative, just sounds exhausting and silly to me.

#queue #silly is a good word for it all especially politicizing milk lol #louis pasteur yelling in his grave like I Did All This Work And You're Still Going To Die Of Preventable Food Borne Illnesses OK #i will say it is funny when people post the super serious raw milk selfies like Come And Take It Liberals!!! meanwhile nobody outside of #the people who willing subject themselves to these guys even cares or knows its a thing