was messing around with charcoal and pastel sticks and somehow whipped out this banger
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So PSA about the Dragon Age Official Cookbook
They have a recipe for lichen bread that uses activated charcoal.
If you are on any medication you should not consume anything with activated charcoal.
I was hoping there was a disclaimer on the recipe but there wasn’t, and given that this is also spooky season it’s more relevant.
Use food dye if you want to achieve the dark black look. But please be safe and make sure the recipes are safe for you.
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symbiotic relationship between a crash landed alien vessel holding supposedly water and a hearty knight turned melancholy as a result of the ecstacy pumped straight into its blood
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Tyler, I'm grateful to you; for everything that you've done for me.
I can imagine Tyler helping Narrator stand up to his bullies not through the classic savior type of way but through the Tyler Durden method. He'd tell him something like "I'm gonna beat the shit out of you, you're gonna fight back, and we're gonna keep doing this until you've gathered up enough courage to do the same to them, because the adults in your life aren't doing jack to put an end to this", basically turning a portion of Narrator's childhood into a more messed up version of Karate Kid (i suppose it's kinda like a manifestation of Narrator's self-loathing early on.)
These lines from the movie gave me the idea of Narrator conjuring up Tyler wayyy before the fight at Lou's tavern, the initial introduction on the airplane, and even before them checking each other out at the nude beach. It's pretty interesting to think about, and I found a Reddit post discussing this theory too.
After that Tyler went into hibernation for 20 years or so, then made a comeback because he could sense the Narrator was turning back to being spineless and feeble and becoming the kind of grown-up that they both hated. Narrator got a gut punch from Tyler as a coming-back-home gift and he was like "this feels oddly familiar" lol
Essentially, the whole thing happened because Narrator never grew out of his imaginary friend phase.
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Living is easy with eyes closed
Misunderstanding all you see
It’s getting hard to be someone
But it all works out
It doesn’t matter much to me
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Myfav thing about Willamina as a DND character is flavoring her spells in a way to make her ignorant of her magic. She will catch on eventually, and then be disappointed that she gets her way much less after she stops accidentally charming people.
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