#GOD hes so thicc

[gaytedlasso]

Living is easy with eyes closed

Misunderstanding all you see

It’s getting hard to be someone

But it all works out

It doesn’t matter much to me

#HI AND HELLOOOOOO #using my charcoal skills for the good of the tedfuckers out there 😌 #caption is Strawberry Fields Forever by The Beatles #thanks to sherrie for the rec for the caption #GOD hes so thicc #there's still grey hair but its harder to tell cuz water #anyways enjoy 😌 #ted lasso #ted lasso fanart #tl fanart #sketch.art #tedtrent #artists on tumblr

[collinnmckinley]

Call of Duty: MWII + MW2019 ↳ Infinite gifs of Cap. John Price [6/∞].

#god he was so hot here #cod #cod mw #cod mwii #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare ii #cod mw2 #captain price #john price #captain john price #codedit #codjay #edits* #gifs* #replaying this game just- #just makes you appreciate how goddamn good looking these characters are #especially him <3 #thicc thighs saves lives

[angelbambisworld]

Everyone shut up and look at my pookie bear 's asscheeks! 😤 😤😤

#kiss #kiss band #kissblr #kiss army #gene simmons #pookie bear #celebrity crush #god i want him so bad #why is he like this #sexy grandpa #thicc af #nice👌 #genes number one nastiest fangirl

[daimyosprincess]

Tem looks so warm and probably gives good hugs

Bestie you're so right omg 😭😩😌 like this image says it all right here

#he's so thicc and warm perfect for snuggling and hugs #😮‍💨😮‍💨 #(god i wish that was me) #ask #temuera morrison

[chrishemsworthsbitch]

If the rumors are true I support it wholeheartedly

#travis kelce #mother finally gave the british twinks to god #also he seems super nice? #and genuinely interested in her and her life #mama went and got a himbo (allegedly) #he’s so thicc and hairy 🥵 #good for her

[are-we-really-doing-this]

Opinion of wes in a corset and/or a skirt?

Ohoho…

Opinion?

#yeah I have an opinion #it’s called this di- #yeah I’ll cut the shit #he’s just so fucking pretty #it’s the corset AND long hair AND choker that really gets me here #and how *fucking* itty bitty that waist is #I tell you what you get a mf with big enough hands grabbing on it his damn fingertips will touch #he really had the bitch cinched here 🥵 #it makes his hips look fucking fantastic #god Jesus I had a thought #you know how he totally has the thick tree truck thighs and cakey ass now? #what if he wore a corset NOW #he’d be walking around so thicc it’d bring a tear to my di- I mean eye #like this is just twinky wes #I wanna see dilf wes turn into a Pixar mom #wes borland #limp bizkit #black light burns #nu metal #not my gif #my anonz

[kharmii]

"Why does Ginter take so much crap from that guy? He never actually sells much."

-Nobody

Art credit: Legends Arceus, volo (pokemon), Pokémon / ウォロLog2 - pixiv

#volo #ginter #arceus #the god emperor of....you know #he so crazy #thick and juicy #old-ass guy yaoi #thicc and juicy

[doggylovely]

I am not immune to sexy jock fish man

#self ship #fortnite #art #fish thicc #i wish his name was not that #but god he is so hot i want him

[peixedobar]

#its one am #and willow made me do this #AND THEN HAD THE AUDACITY TO TELL ME HE WAS JUST KIDDING #unbelievable #so now #I have drawn Thin man #but he aint thin no more #THAT THERE IS THICC MAN #AND HIS STRETCHY ASS SUIT #little nightmares #little nightmare fanart #meme #i swear to god why DID I DO THIS LOL THIS IS NOT SOMETHING I SHOULD BE PROUD OF

[citrine-elephant]

so badly do i want to go on little rants about theories and ideas and au's for re, but i don't want to embarrass myself around the nerds who've been on it since before i was born.

but of course i'm interested in the attractive sad man who gets his ass kicked a lot, so i gotta wonder what a beloved character getting caught and weaponized like jill would be like, right? i mean come on, can't we even add some of that good ol' ada/leon drama to it? (i'd prefer it to be along the lines of "i want to see you again" rather than "hand over the sample" ya know?)

can't i just try to get in the mind of this poor traumatized survivor of horror having to go through yet another awful awful thing?

#rambling #fuckin weird to think this series is older than i am also wtf #guhhh i wanna inhale this lore so bad but i got no fuckin money #knowing they are making it so leon stays true/but matures is cool #playing original 4 vs playing 2 remake... lol #i enjoy the awkward young dude who just wants to save people :( #naive and small but a thicc heart #god i love to see his ass get tossed by mr x this poor sad little guy #he's just a little guy

[raamitsu]

i wanted to use silly goofy gojo as my twitter pfp but i’m afraid it would be a… copyright strike? idk :/

#like- it’s been so long since we saw his goofiness but he came back stronger and HOTTER #he’s literally showing up looking straight up BUFFING #like where are those thicc muscles came from GOD what did he do inside that eye-ish box #it must be sum- right? RIGHT ?v #jujutsu kaisen #jjk

[baekuras]

shoutout to todays customer who returned his sunglasses because they gave him headaches and when i asked if he wanted me to check to find the cause of it he refused ONLY to 5minutes after the return ask why they could cause him to have headaches when his daily clear ones don’t

fun fact 1: he was supposed to come in at 4pm because he wanted his money back in cash and we didn’t have that much in the morning, but he came during noon and i had to scrape some together fun fact 2: he asked my male coworker why they would cause issues when i was the one who took on his request for...some....reason....could it be....sexism.....no it can’t be (:

another shoutout to the woman insisting we give her mother who has diabetis, sees double AND can’t speak german and eye exam and tell them why she can’t see well even after me explaining to her that we can’t measure her prescription as well (or at all) like an actual doctor can due to both machinery AND lack of medical knowledge....surprise: it didn’t work out and the result were wonky and she may need prisms but maybe not who knows not fucking me because we skipped like 2dpt between slides at some points and none of the prescriptions i offered and adjusted cleared her seeing double (: yes hi hello i can actually do my job and know what is possible and what isn’t (:

#txts #on the lower end of rant news we had one customer who was angry his lenses were thick #....like....sir you chose the most basic ones which aren't even really sold anymore afaik with +3dpt #ofc gucci frames the size of half the head to over ex....aterate oh god i forgot the word....anyway #so they get extra big #i am just amazed he didnt insist on mineral ones tbh but hey a small win #but hey....surprise: if out of the at LEAST 4 options you pick the general very basic ones when you need big lenses....shits gonna get thicc #'it looks bad!!!' yeah no shit but you didnt want to spend money on the lenses i GUESS #idk i wasnt there #and i am not paid enough to discuss with customers what lenses best fit to avoid this case beyond a recommendation #you can always choose other ones but if you ever get mad and tell someone I either forced them on you or didnt offer anything else #i will maul you #and also no one will believe you because my coworkers know my sale rhythm and i know theirs....so....fuck you we all hate you and talk shit #about you #sometimes even while you're still there and sometimes w/ other customers as well #another favourite is people asking why we cant insert new lenses into certain frames #i swear i WISH i knew why they were made like this #i really.really wish i knew #but we are as lost as you #(actual favourite tho that wasnt sarcasm i just like to shittalk brand-name frames because so many are shit lol) #like the ones who actually specialize or focus on frames are usually got #-ray ban because they decided to fuck themselves hard #apparently they were rly good once? havent found a new one showing that yet rly but k i'll trust y'all #but some are just....literal plastic #for frames??? like the whole thing???? #bitch this will break if i sneeze on it wtf are you doing #insta modeling?? tf are they for??? #+another favourite is some of them going #'oh they have 100uv protection' #yeah so does every plastic lens+100uv isn't uv400 at least in germany fuck off

[toastbite]

Trying to keep loving my body more and more

#sittin in da gamer chair #my shorts are super short but whatever and get over it ya know? #my face #me #mine #my post #body positive #god damn look at my thighs #theyre thicc af #love that for me #ik im hot bc my fiance thinks im hot and hes hot af so

[cheesecake-beech]

Okay but why Alan kinda got that cake tho??? Like SIR... what right do you have to be in possession of that much ass??!?!?

Oh he KNOWS he's packin and showin it off

he just doesnt give a shit if he's makin other people thirst JASDFAGDASHFDSJ

#oH NO THE THIRST IS COMING HERE TO 😭😭😭😭 #😳😳😳😳 #cheesecake talks #ask box #I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN I READTHIS OH MY FKING GOD #YA'LL- #😳📸📸 #truth be told it was an accident when I drew him with the cake BUT I DECIDED TO KEEP IT THAT WAY AND NOW ITS CANON HE'S THICC AF #hadsgjfgdsjdjfdgjsh #🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽 #alan/sizzle

[iinatilda]

george harrison ❤️

#reblog if you agree #the post: two words and an emoji. the tags: a novel #long story short i'm watching a funny beatles video for the first time in a long time and god i love george #he was so innocent (well... he gives off those vibes at least) and hilarious #if i was deep in the trenches of the fandom like i used to be i'd probably be a george girl now #he used to say the randomest most innocent shit in interviews i love him #the other bugs: yes yes the people were lovely it was marvelous #george: *leans in to the mic* and six cars were arrested :) #and with his THICC scouse accent too #(don't misunderstand me. the others were goofing off as well. but in that moment it was very out of the blue for george to just-) #(up until that moment he was just quietly blowing cigarette smoke in to the mic. i love him. early beatles days george my beloved son) #babes #joj #no one cares iina

[caramello-styles]

what the fck just happened.

#its only half a day but I’m freakin exhausted #stayed up late to do revisions #woke up to one of my friends chat about my supervisor’s signature to submit our revisions #TURNED OUT my supervisor made an announcement to meet him today if we want to get his sign #three days ago and I just checked it this morning— #so ofc I messaged him and thank God he’s still at campus #I asked him to wait for me ashshsh the campus is one hour drive ☠️ #I was in a rush I met him still out of breath #AND HE SAID ACTUALLY YOU CAN JUST ASK MY SIGNATURE ONLINE BUT I WAS TOO LAZY TO OPEN EVERY STUDENTS’ FILE SO I ASK YALL TO COME HERE INSTEAD #WTF WTF WTF if only I asked I would’ve stayed home #asked his signature personally #and fell asleep afterwards #I AM EXHAUSTED #pardon me at this point I dont know what I’m saying I’m currently in the parking lot sitting on my car trying to process what just HAPPENED #also I met some of my juniors so ofc my social battery just ran out #it was AWKWARD THE TENSIONS WERE THICC #freaking great #I’ll stop now #happy freaking friday pals #road to bsc