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thinkin about the maria vs leon scene in death island, but if it lasted longer, and if it was a brutal as two wild beast duking it out until death.

ie)

-maria gets more and more infected like,

-leon gets bruised and bloody-

#leon defeating a bow with his bare hands is just so sexy ahh #sbhfnhdn im just as bad as the rumors that the writers wanted leon to get tossed around by a beautiful woman agshyfjhbhjdn #in my defense uhhhh leon got bonked too many times to walk away without bruises #jesse pinkman style yknow baghsbdfvghjbHYASGH help #when rebecca said he'd still be weak what tf would that fight have been at full capacity #leon is a bow in my headcanon and he's just too himbo to realize #genius but stupoid #thinkin too deep in the puzzles and physics but walks right into a door cuz he's distracted #where am i going wth this i am tired i want to beat up the pretty blond man

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previous ask, but leon licking sasha's (or hell, any baddie's hand in a similar situation) but he ends up just suckin fingers and sasha is just so confused

This is one hell of a story Sasha will look back at fondly and then go 'what the fuck'

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leon practice

#resident evil #digital art #leon s kennedy #i wanted to make it photorealistic but then decided nah #didn't feel like it lol

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hmnghh the fact that being tired and in pain can turn u into a total bitch bastard.... idea for leon uwu

#inspired by me and 3 other people

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Oops I jus spilled some Leons Plaga!Leon / @/anglehands on twt

#monstger leom nnn #yess... heszyesssyes

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Umbrella paid for leon's top surgery. They are why he can survive so much physical injury without a scratch. Free gender affirmation and free superpowers.

#resident evil #shitposting

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so close to playijg re4r... yavsbkdnwhsjd

Hnghh hd prettyboy leom bitch

#just have to get off my off and buy the pc #that is it

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the dynamic of Short Bastard and Tall Introvert does hit so hard

#gonna make one of my ocs a feral bastard

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this guy out here with a job

#daddy long legs #harvestman #i think idk im tired #spider w a weapon

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at my fuckin limit

#scar #my cats #i have plans for fandom stuff but eoeughhhhahs8fijfnaosj #playij re4r soon..... SOON. #but im abiut to quit my job lol

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you ever get bloodwork donee and you cqn hear it draining out of you and filling that funky tube?

#owo i feel weird #blood #needles

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thinkin about leon gettin tackled and hit with Big Sleepy juice as if he were being naughty in the psych ward

#what #tfw overhearing movies and shit #mood big sleepy

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leon s kennedy would definitely be the kind of guy to physically overexert himself and take on as much of the labor he can because he feels bad if he doesn't. even if it's fair share, he's gotta jump in and help out.

dead tired, exhausted. who cares if he's being taken advantage of and used because the other party(s) know he'll do whatever he's asked. he feels bad. he feels like he isn't doing enough.

#resident evil #hi lol this is a vent #capitalism culture is making you feel like you're never doing enough #and you know it's bullshit but! #tfw toxic masculinity pressures too #and your boss thinks that you should take on all of the physical labor because you're a man who cares if you physically cannot #and retaliates by punishing you with more and more bcuz you went to hr and politely asked if they could convince her to chill tf out- #vent in the tags #but i mean this seems canon to leon bcuz he'll sacrifice himself for anyone #fuck that #brother! #gotta force yourself to stop and think 'fuck them if they get mad i've done enough' #imagining leon being so weak he's stumbling and shaking #but then goes 'let me help with that' before passing out #leon's bitch ass is a people pleaser and he's convinced he's not! #'nah bro i just wanna help people weewoo imma cop' #nah bro ur into being stepped on! #where am i going with this idk #using my suffering to push on leon #no i dont go that far i just. feel bad if im not constantly- #anyway when i finally spoke up i started sobbin while hiding under some boxes lol #didnt realize how packed that bottle was!

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these lights look like eyes

gonna imagine enderman irl would have cute eyes like this. (it is a trap)

#minecraft #i wonder what the lore would be why they dont like eye contact #but animals do often eye contact as a threat and an act of aggression #i try not to look my cats directly in the eye worried about them gettin scared #anyways endermen probably view eye contact as you wanting to kill them #which uh is kinda true if it is done intentionally

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i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby

#relatable #i love the warden #somethin bout em..... #spooky!! #goofy

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everyone should be weirder about their ocs more.

#yknow you are right #they need more love.....

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ugh... i just... to go to hr and ask if they can politely talk to my boss, that i do not want her to lose her job, but she is so fucking stressful to work with that it's speeding up my burnout faster and faster each day and... hnh.

i need to hold on for a few more weeks, but i'm so fucking tired and stressed that i want to just collapse now and stop.

these 10 hr shifts on top of her being so extremely difficult are just making things so fuckin hard, man.

#vent #i want to give my two weeks now..... #but i need this job for just a bit longer #i have not wanted to relapse this strongly in years #this week is 56 hrs #the paycheck is nice but idk if it's worth my mental health #no it isnt