#its because theyre the cutest couple

[percyluvr]

helloooooo!!!! can i request a percy jackson x daughter of hera!reader headcanons?? it would be pretty interesting to see hera having a child tbh

thank you if you do 💛

percy jackson x daughter of hera!reader summary: hcs for percy with a daughter of hera

when he first met you he was kinda worried bc he has beef with hera

but he's also confused bc wasn't she not supposed to have kids??

he expected you to be just like your mom

and you lowkey were

but you were a bit less.. uptight

but at the same time, u cant really blame her, her husband literally cheats on her so much

BUT ANYWAYS

i think u'd be so caring to him and he would love it SO MUCH

since hera is the goddess of marriage and childbirth, u would lowk take care of him like hes ur son

but like not in a weird way

u just care ab him so much that u baby him all the time

since both of ur cabins are always empty except for each other, u have sleepovers all the time

u have a pretty close relationship w ur mom, esp because ur her only demigod kid

percy isnt really jealous per say, bc he's decently close w poseidon, but like

he wishes he was that close with him

hera visits u in ur dreams a LOT bc she just loves u a lot

zeus is mad but she dgaf cuz ur her only daughter

and only kid

so obviously she's protective

esp when u tell her that u and percy r dating

shes at camp the next day asking u to introduce her to him

which ur like "mom pls y'all have already met"

and shes like "yes, but never when he was ur bf"

so u just go along w it bc u love her

they're lowk beefing bc she doesnt want u to get hurt

but as time goes on she realizes how much percy loves u and cares abt u

and she thinks ur the cutest couple ever

she is ready for yall to get married bc shes gonna throw the most extravagant and perfect wedding

and shes so excited esp bc ur the only kid she's going to be able to do this for

have i mentioned that she loves u a lot?

ANYWAYS

yk how in like house of hades and i think chalice of the gods when percy looks at annabeth and is js like "i cant wait to marry her and have kids"

yeah, hes like that but 300000x

and he's so excited bc he knows that ur gonna be SUCH a good mom

people always think ur weak bc ur mom "lets herself get cheated on"

or whatever dumbass shit they be saying

but u prove them wrong

mothers r fr the most powerful people in the UNIVERSE

and ur basically a mother bc u take care of everyone at camp

ur always at the infirmary helping the apollo kids bc its just in ur nature to love taking care of people

and percy always comes in with even the smallest little injuries

and it just warms ur heart to know that he wants to come see u even when ur working

u take care of the little baby pegasi too omg

gn thats so cute

imagine if blackjack had a lil baby pegasi and u took care of it

and percy is just like

melting

ur so sweet to them even if theyre "just horses"

it makes him so excited to have kids w u

whenever u see a little kid

or like a younger camper

u always tell him that u cant wait to go to new rome uni and then get married and have kids w him

the two of u are just so excited for the future with each other fr

i just think the two of u would be taking care of the pegasi and u would fall asleep in the hay after staying up talking

big surprise for the kids that have riding lessons that morning...

yall werent embarrassed tho cuz u have no shame fr

well, u have shame

percy has none

not the point.

everyone at camp sorta sees u as a mother and they always come to u

lowk camp therapist

bc they NEED one real bad

but it doesnt bother u bc u love to help them

ur always trying to fix problems at camp

and its very upsetting for you when you cant, and percy is always there to comfort u

ur lowk a meddler like ur mom

but its okay bc ur just worried about ur friends

i think that u would maybe have some soothing powers kinda like a hypnos kid, where u can like calm people down or put them to sleep

i also think that percy would suffer from panic attacks after his nightmares

so after he has a nightmare, you're there and if you can't soothe him with your words you just use ur powers

u can't stand to see him like that

it just upsets you so much

percy is so grateful for ur powers, but hes even more grateful for you

i think ur a lot more relaxed than most people at camp

and u dont really see the point in doing dangerous things for fun

which is different for percy, but he really does like it

he likes that he can just go to you and ask to relax and ur always down for that

its a change of pace that is definitely welcome and necessary in his life

ur definitely more of a rational thinker than him, so u stop him from doing some pretty stupid things

but u would never stop him from having fun

or doing thing that are important to him

ur relationship is lowk the blue print

yall just take care of each other fr

and ur like an old married couple which u two get teased ab

but u dont care

cuz u cant wait to get married lol!

a/n: this was a vv interesting request to write and i honestly loved imagining what a child of hera would be like so thank u for the req!

#pjo #percy jackson x reader #percy jackson x you #pjo series #pjo x reader #percy jackson #percy jackson fic #pjo x you #percy jackson imagine #book percy jackson #percy jackson headcanons #now i need to see a canon child of hera.......... pls rick #ik she wouldnt have kids but they could be like athena's kids or smth.... idk #just need that in my life

[lesbiansforlaurencezvahl]

soooo random but what’s your opinion on most popular aphmau ships ?

OMG HIIII IM HONORED..... OKAY OKAY SO

first off I do not want to yuck anyone's yum!! I love that people love all of these ships and can find joy in it. Its my biggest pet peeve that people hate on people for loving stuff. I love that others love stuff :( these r just my personal taste!!

i fucking hate aarmau lol <3 it can burn in hell and I think its so bad and poorly written

garrence is cute! its not my go-to ship and I have no stronggg attachment to it but my best friends really really like it and I like exploring their dynamic + writing fic 4 them :3

i would die for laurmau. clenches my fist. they are. they are. they are the best thing on this planet. I've written a miny essay about it just because. when I have my Aphmau hyperfix I am actually so insane about them. @metelis-favorite once watched me remember laurmau existed. and then start to SHAKE. because I loved them so much. it was HUMBLING.

garmau is interesting becauseeee uhhhh I go back and forth. I don't think about them really romantically as a couple? again neutral on that.

(its funny because I lived in my sorority house this year and brought my Laurence doll @garrothromeave got for me and my roommate was like "oh we need to have garroth representation because I watched this when I was younger and I'm a .garroth stan" so we printed out a picture of garroth and they hung out together all year underneath the shotglass with boobs. UHHH and we would watch mcd. again. IN MY SORORITY HOUSE. HORRIFYING. and we would fight over garmau vs laurmau. society is HEALING.)

however I ADORE them as a platonic couple/soulmate kinda deal. they're so so so sweet!! again @garrothromeave and I have a playlist about em and I'd love to talk about it more :3

i LOVE LOVE LOVE garrencemau. its the perfect ship. again its interesting because I'm not passionate about garrence/garmau but I ADORE garrencemau its genuinely such a perfect ship. so cute.

i also love love zoeymau! one of the things I first got into when I got into Aphmau again. its so sweet. its THEE lesbian yearning. its so sweet. makes me go sniff sniff. I also love the angst potential with it. its so sweet :(( what do you MEAN Zoey gave up her immortality just to bring back Aphmau. what do you MEAN they live together and have two sons? WHAT THE FUCK JESSICA WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEYRE NOT MARRIED??

dante x kc is the cutest fucking shit in the WORLD. why weren't they canon in mystreet. we were robbed. ROBBED I TELL YOU. THEYRE SO SWEET. domestic bliss. THEE married hets ever. @bisexualsfordante says they should be called purple which is really cute

i don't care for zanechan. it feels lazy that they're shipped together. oh ones emo and ones pink? pack it up. bubbline wannabe or travlyn. it rubs me the wrong way and it feels underdeveloped lol

i have no real opinions on katemau but its cute! thumbs up to lesbians (heart eyes)

if you have any other ships you want me to talk about lmk!! I'm super hyperfixated on UHHH. Irene x Xavier (that guy that was mentioned ONCE LOL) so I don't care about any other ships. but I love aphmau :)

#aphmau #aphblr #laurmau #garmau #garrance #garrence #danchan #zanechan #travlyn #garrancemau #katemau #zoeymau #aarmau #aaron lycan #laurence zvahl #aphmau laurance #laurance zvahl #travis valkrum #garroth ro'meave

[cupcak2]

rating ever after high couples 🫶🏻 ☆

apple & daring — 0/10

like r you kidding. were this two ever considered a couple anyway? they were only together because of destiny, and we now know that's not daring's destiny lol. big no no

cerise & daring — 2/10

yeah it was cute... in 2014. now it's just kinda weird to me (mostly because now i headcanon her as a lesbian) cause there was like only one scene of them together ?? anyway not good i liked them tho

lizzie & daring — -10/10

EW. literally ew. there was no chemistry ok NO CHEMISTRY it was a BET and she was reluctant most of the webisode r you kidding i hate them

rosabella & daring — 37287429/10

now THATS what were talking abt. this right here. idc that most of the fandom thinks they're were random and forced and shit i literally dont care they are perfect. rosa made him a better person, she helped him when he needed and was the only one to not judge him by his looks when he became the beast. plus theyre destined for each other 💋

darling & apple — 5/10

idk they're lowkey cute but this one feels weird. i think i would like them more if in the series they talked more about the "kiss" and their relationship after that. minus points because darling told daring to "turn the page" when he was freaking out when he literally just lost his fucking destiny ? not cool darling. im a daring defender first and human second !

dexter & raven — 9/10

THEYRE SO CUTE ARE U KIDDING have yall ever read dexters diary, the way he talks about raven is so sweet i really like them. theyre kinda awkward most of the show but that makes it very cute

hunter & ashlynn — 8/10

i love them. i kinda ignore some things about it tho— like the fact that hunter only noticed ash because cupid helped her . anyway think about how sad she must have felt while signing the storybook of legends <\3

darling & chase — -2/10

LITERALLY the most 2015 ship ever who even came up with that. ngl i kinda liked it but not now could be cuter if he only showed up more in the series but shes canonically a lesbian so

dexter & cupid — 2/10

do i even have to say anything. i dont like them but im only giving it two points because i really like cupid and i feel sad about her situation— being friends with the guy you like and helping him to get together with the girl he likes. its sad. or it was sad, but now she turned the page and moved on ! we stan

briar & faybelle — 10/10

THEYRE THE CUTEST i love their relationship. like they're friends kinda but they still tease each other they are very dear to me

#eah ships #ever after high #darabella #daring x apple #daring x cerise #dizzie #ew #dexven #daring charming #rosabella beauty #hunter huntsman #ashlynn ella #lizzie hearts #cerise hood #apple white #chase redford #who is that

[pwnyta]

From someone who knows basically nothing about Baldurs Gate......

Imma give my UNSOLICITED OPINIONS.

Karlach is the most consistent with her style. She looks great in everything. Shes also the hottest overall (no pun intended). Her personality is one of the cutest and the fact she doesnt seem to get that good of an ending is UH... CRIMINAL.

Best ship- ...//covers face and mumbles... I really like her relationship with the player... this is so unfortunate... but its so cute. I love her. (I know theres a couple endings where you can kill her. Those dont exist or Im calling the cops.)

Base model MEH, Camp model VERY cute, Panties.... ITS A CHOICE BUT ONE I BUY THAT HE'D MAKE FROM WHAT I KNOW ABOUT HIM. Also I dont believe for a MINUTE this man got a six pack why are you lying directly to my face... He reminds me of Dr Frank, I love his voice, I would never be able to deny him anything because hes really funny and I just wanna see him go crazy.

Best ship- Astarion/Wyll... I just saw a video of Star being SO into Wyll it was hilarious. 'Honestly that MAN~' Someone get him a Thirst-aid kit.

The sheer driplessness of this man needs to be studied by SCIENTISTS. But his panties are pretty cute. I do like his face/hair... but the man cant dress himself. ...Look on paper Gale is everything. His sweetness and earnestness is very charming but GOD... hes so cringe sometimes. GOOFY FUCK.

Best ship- ... Probably Wyll? I mean you can just slot Wyll in anywhere cuz hes so charming and he and Gale are such cornballs itd be insufferable.

Laezel takes second place right behind my bbg Karlach. Her base model is a little weird looking the metal looks weird but it still looks pretty cool. Her camp model is super hot, I never would have expected those panties TBH... why dont the men get fun panties. This is a crime. Anyways 9/10 Zel! Congrats. IDK if I like her or the memes with her. her VA did that ducks in a row video and its so funny and I cant ever be mad at her no matter what she wanted to do.

Best ship- .....I mean aesthetically Karlach? For shallow reasons... idk what their relationship is like.

...Look I know shes super popular but.... Look her camp model is pretty great but Her hair is hideous. I can get over Gales absolute driplessness cus hes still handsome... what is this hair... GIRL. The panties are a choice too... but after Karlach and Zel she really had little chance. Least theyre better than the guys.

Best ship- //shrugs I have no attachment to this woman LMAO

Base model? Kinda boring but not terrible. Camp model? One of the best... the cute little peekaboo belly. I hope someone bites him. BUT THE PANTIES??? Girl. Youre lucky youre so handsome. The horns and crazy eyes elevate him... just putting that out there. Like Gale... on paper Wyll is so perfect but HES SO EMBARRASSINGLY EARNEST. The problem is probably just the style of the game... if it was less uncanny realism and more stylized maybe I wouldnt be as cringed out LMAO. Youre so damn cute Wyll... Im sorry.

Best ship- Astarion is funny but hes such a menace... I think Wyll deserves better. HALSIN/Wyll.

Halsin somehow does the earnest lover thing way better than Gale or Wyll... but hes almost as bad as Gale when it comes to dressing himself. Who let this man dress himself? Hes hot though. It makes up for it. I cant believe BG3 let this beefy elf exist... Im so used to young looking scrawny pasty elves (eyes emoji).

Best ship- Like Wyll you can just put him anywhere.... but WYLL. Theyd just be so cute. Halsin could definitely dull the sheer earnestness to tolerable levels probably.

This lady I know almost nothing about except shes kinda rancid.... but at least shes kinda hot and also can dress decently.

Best ship- ...//shrugs

The fact shes not romanceable makes BG unplayable. Her face and hair is gorgeous, her clothes get a MEH from me... maybe if the colors were more muted?

Best ship- ...//shrugs

Hes fine.

Best ship- ...//shrugs

?

I know the Emperor has some part in this too... and hes hot. So...

Overall-

The difference between S tier and A tier.. isnt that different. I really like those 3 freaks.

At first Wyll & Halsin were these too but... they grew on me & I cant blame them for their faults. Its not Halsins fault you can traumatize a squirrel... its not Wylls fault the realistic style combined with his cheesy romantic bullshit embarrasses me...

I couldnt even get through Dream Daddys.... and I love that game.

I can forgive Wyll.

#Text posts.

[fisherpiers]

Hunter coming out to Luz as bi

OKAY here i am like over 6 months later LMAO

like whattt? im not dead?? i know, i know. my deepest apologies

i have already written him coming out in flapjacks with syrup so if you want more go read that too not to self promote agskgjjghh (i will be updating that soon just saying 👀)

but here’s some headcanons!

lemme see, theres so many ways for this to go. lets entertain just a couple tho lol

scenario #1

its july and luz is getting/making pride merch for everyone bc shes trying to make it a thing on the isles. at least a little holiday. perhaps a parade? itll be fun!

and she realizes she has no clue what hunters deal is. is he straight? aroace, maybe. that guy is married to his work.

shes trying to keep this pride thing a surprise so she asks him nonchalantly like “hey broooo i was just wondering. whats your sexuality. a friend wanted to know.”

and he bluescreens

“uh. i— i dont know, actually.”

he never really thought about it. hes always been too busy being attracted to them books lmao

he has to get back to her in two business days at least 😂😂😂

he basically spends those days spacing out and scaring his classmates by intensely staring at them.

hunter discovers that he generally feels the same about any gender. and he didnt really have a preference when imagining his future having a wife, husband, or partner. as long as they made him happy

and everyone was really pretty. hexside had quite a lot of cute witches and demons

but honestly, he still didn’t really find himself wanting to start a relationship with any of them (gee wonder why)

he chalks it up to the fact that he’s focusing on his studies and apprenticeship right now and has no time for romance

besides, if he had a partner, he’d have even less time to spend with luz his friends

he finds luz up in a tree behind the owl house, nose in a book. shes so focused on the story that she doesn’t even hear him approach

“LUZ!”

���WHA—“

she was so startled she fell put of the tree. hunter tried to catch her he really did but they both wound up crashing down to the ground in a heap

oof

luz shoved him off her, laughing “first you give me a heart attack and now you try to crush me? i thought we were friends now, hunter!”

“sorry, sorry,” he wheezed as he rolled over in the soft grass

luz went and retrieved her book from where she accidentally threw it, “so what did you need me for?”

“oh, i just wanted to tell you i think i figured out my sexuality now, like you asked,”

“thats okay. i didnt mean to presure you so you dont have t—”

he sat up, “im bisexual,”

liz gasped “OH SWEET, twinsies!”

she got matching bandanas for them. cowboy vibes lol

luz did successfully get the annual pride parade set up in the isles. hard to say no to her shes a force of nature and also kinda a celebrity now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

scenario #2

luz has just assumed he’s gay

bc they often talk about guys they think are cute. like if theyre at the mall food court (without the hexsquad) and see any hot guys they are thoroughly checking them out and giggling like school girls

its not something she can do with amity (obviously), vee or willow. plus, she trusts that hunter isnt about to go squealing to her girlfriend about her attraction to men she has no plans on pursuing

its a good bonding activity, okay. if you cant thirst over cute guys with your bestie are they really your bestie

alas, because of this, luz never reads too much into the moments they have together. hunter let a hug linger a little too long? he lets her eat off his fork? puts his arm around her on the couch? just friendly behavior. its not like he likes her or anything. bc hes gay right

anyway. theyre like, at a chinese restaurant picking up takeout for the gang and the cashier is just adorable. miss teen connecticut. the cutest girl ever. they both stutter their words and awkwardly fumble around while picking up this order. hunter almost dropped the food and luz signed her name as Liz Noda on the receipt

they get out of there and start laughing once they reach the car

“guess its bi disaster hour am i right?” hunter joked

luz laughed but then it hit her

“wait. you like girls?”

hunter looked at her confused, “yeah?”

“oh…” she trails off,

and hunter starts the car and drives off, not even giving the conversation a second thought

meanwhile luz is dead silent in the passenger seat like

she be rethinking everything agsjfjjhh

OKAY SECRET 3RD SCENARIO!

tboy!luz au :3

okay so luz is scared bc he’s finally worked out his gender. he’s a guy.

its what pushes him to break up with amity. its amicable at least

and so as luz moves on with his life, and starts falling for hunter, he’s scared hunter wont like him now bc he’s trans

and once hunter finds out about that, he’s putting a stop to it fast. like:

“dude. im bi. i dont care if youre a boy or a girl. youre luz. and i like luz.”

and they live happily ever after the end agajdjjg

#lunter #goldenlight #huntceda #fish fics #asks #fisher.txt

[fukashiin]

Ship your moots with twst characters challenge!!!

NO WAY OMG???? im going to have so much fun doing this NOBODYS STOPPING ME

@furoidoleech do i even have to say. DO I EVEN????? DO YOU SEE HIS SPAMS???? every time i click on new posts to check out whoever posted anything like ANYTHING and i see this mf posting about either one or both of the leech twins. IM NOT COMPLAMINING THOUGH HELP ITS SO FUNNYG???? but if i had to choose it would be floyd yall are the cutest!!!!!!!!

@9una LEONAA❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️I SWEAR I WOULD SAY HIS NAME ONCE AND YOUD PISS YOURSELF. but like youknow imagine him comforting you in the darkest times!!!! Whispering into your ear!!!!! patting your head and caressing his thumb into the PALMK ONF YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!

@tinyletterz i cant stress this shit enough omg U AND FLOYD ARE LITERALLY COUPLE GOALS ITS SO SO CUTE!!!! he would give you the most warmest and tighesgt hugs and sizzle up some of the most scrumptious breakfgast known to man you literally refuse to fo to any outside eatery ever again. I SHIP

@siphoklansan MY BELOVED JAMIL APOLOGIST POOKIE<3333 lets go annoy him TOGETHER /j but seriously imagine teaching him thai???? the dedication he would put in to learn tyour language OMG

@twistedchatterbox jade pewriodt wtf. if your posts about him fdont say anything THEN IDK WHAT WILL???? YOURE SO DOWN BAD LIKE STOP!!!!! (im /j your rambles about him are so so funny its cute ily like both you and him)

@cupids-chamber ok IM GONNA OPUT U WITH RIDDLE???? BECAUSE YOUR THEME AHHSHSHD ITS SO GOOD BUT YEHA OKG he'd treat you so well like?? excusing you when you broke a rule??? he may not be good at cooking but at least he pays his monthly bills!!!!

@anon-love-octa-trio i swear youll see a random twst fan out in the wild and AUTOMATICALLY KNOW WHETHER THEYRE AN OCTATRIO DEVOTEE OR NOT ITS MING BOGGLING. YOU WITH AZUL. IMAGINE THE RESTAURANT DATES. THE KISSES ON THE BACK OF YOUR HA

@cecelilia ik you said youre not picky but IM STILLGONNA CHOOSE IDIA IS THJATBOKAY???? like honestly u two would seem so cute together and he would buy u so so many dorito bags and matcha flavoured pocky (i hc that he likes those flavour AHHHHEKP) AND U WOULD SIT AND CHILL IN THE COOLNESS OF HIS ROOM ITS SO RELAXING

@shrimp-anon I NEED MEDICAL SERVICE THE NUMEBRRF OF OCTATRIO CENTRED MOOTS I HAVE MAKES ME GUFFAW but JADE FOR MY SHRIMP ANON!!!! WE 🤞🤞🤞🤞

#asks — ❀ #moots — ♡ #WHJY WAS THIS SO FUN #not all of my mooties are here i hope u guys still like me💔💔 #I KNOW I NJSUT SHIPPED TRHEM WITH THEIR FAVOURITES???? #I PROBABLY DERAILED THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THE CHALLENGE BUT I MEAN IT WHEN I CHOOSE THESE CHARAS FOR THEMMM AGGGH

[supermightyglue]

do your jackass/cky/dickhouse girls coexist? and if they do, what's the dynamics between them?

HI sorry this is so late im bad at maintaining shit + life is rough lol

but yeah they do! not all of them tho—dickhouse girl nd main cast member are independent in their own lil universes (as of rn .. i have a few more ocs i havent posted ab that might chill w/ them) but dunn’s sister + cky girl coexist!!

their relationship is very much golden retriever x strange untrained mutt

dunn’s sister knew all the guys + cky gal growing up ofc but during those teen years she wasnt as present with them as she is in adulthood

she just had her own friends outside of them. she only decided she liked hanging w/ them AFTER high school, espec cuz she was a lil younger than bam & co

she always saw them tho & picked up lil things from ryan cuz she adores him so certain mannerisms we’re just collateral

then she kinda (easily) assimilated into the actual group nd instantly knew cky girl was meant to be her best friend

now our cky girl lowkey had a crush on her LMAO

even tho theyre VERY different nd lady dunn was oblivious af. it lasted for a good year or two nd ended some months after she got closer with their group

but circa jackass eras, theyre finally besties

we got cky gal wearing lady dunn’s lil bracelets nd always having an extra hair tie for her

meanwhile dunn always makes sure she has food for her & leaves notes/reminders for her all the time

and tbh theyre useless but cky girlie saves every single one nd reads them when shes down

they share clothes too! like usually its just stuff like i said that she’ll be wearing dunns bracelets but at sleepovers she’ll take her clothes too or accidentally swap something and then forget it wasnt theirs to begin with

speaking of, lots of sleepovers! theyre always at dunns apartment because tbh we dont know if cky girl even has a permanent residence

so dunn used to always try nd convince her to move in her spare room. she gave up when she realized 1.) no use cuz she wont and 2.) if she did, shed probably let bam and them in when she wasnt home soooo yeah no

they have so much fun getting high together. its either super chill nd cky gal is jamming on her bass while dunn just vibes or theyre silly af

dunn is the best wingwoman ever but also ppl confuse the two of them as a couple a LOT

cuz theyre too close nd dunn is a touchy clingy person and even tho cky girl isnt, she is completely desensitized to dunn hanging on her arm or being up in her face because thats just how she is

but they dont gaf nd roll with it when someone thinks that. usually they laugh so much that ppl realize their mistake

and whenever she remembers dunn simps over knoxville she wants to gag

but finding out dunn used to have a thing for bam? oh she LAUGHEDDDD and didnt stop .. ever tbh

theyre just the cutest gfs besties ever nd i’ll probably post more about them in the future mayb even a moodboard

#this is rushed nd not that coherent sorry #shit i write #my ocs #jackass girl #jackass #jackass fics #jackass fic #jackass x reader #bam margera #ryan dunn #chris pontius #johnny knoxville #dave england #jackass headcanons #cky #cky headcanons #viva la bam #anon #answered

[eldritch-kwami-au]

Revamped eldritch plagg! Much happier with his newer design

Powers and abilities:

Like tikki (and every other kwami) he has his basic kwami powers but now with:

- super strength (mostly with his biting power)

- Can see scent lines (takes some focus to see them)

- Highly corrosive blood, saliva, etc

- Extremely agile and fast

- Can lose teeth and grow them back almost immediately

- Extremely clear night vision and hearing

- Big mouth with a long tongue with a grabber at the end

His personality mostly remains unchanged (still enjoys the misfortune of others, a teaser, lazy) except his teasing could easily be disguised as threats he is perfectly capable of going through with. He can be quite sadistic and malevolent when he wants to be and its what he comes off as when his holder, adrien, meets him for the first time. As he warms up to him, however, its clear hes just a kooky (if unhinged) guy with an abnormal love for cheese and a bizarre sense of humor that most would find distasteful. Among the kwamis he is the second most powerful, as such he is treated as a second in command but the kind that you can joke around and have fun with but still have to be weary of because of how powerful he is.

Relationships:

Tikki - same as in show, but hes a bit more obvious with his advances to her and enjoys teasing her. Like stated previously, theyre like ying and yang and depend on each other to keep themselves anchored, they have the deepest and longest relationship of any of the kwamis (and despite what tikki protests theyre practically in love with each other, worlds cutest couple coming through)

Wang fu - same as in show but hes a bit more of a teaser with him (which ends up getting him a few bonks on the head from wang fu)

Adrien - like marinette and tikkis relationship, adrien and plaggs started off rocky with adrien mostly being terrified of plagg and plagg not exactly knowing how to interact with adrien. However because of a lack of a proper guardian in his life adrien got used to plagg and saw him as a parental figure much quicker than marinette did with tikki.

Fun facts:

- has a “unique” pallet to say the least, eats horrible people and the worse the person the tastier they are to him. Since his hunger is practically never ending he can eat as many terrible people as he wants like candy. He also has an abnormal taste for rotting flesh, human or otherwise, which is why he enjoys stinky cheese like camembert and the smell of gross socks

- His voice is brian stokes Mitchell, aka the nowhere king from centaurworld

- Like tikki he is not used to being a parental figure but takes to it quicker than she does and fully embraces being a dad

- Stays hidden by becoming a shadow, is capable of interacting with objects by touching their shadows

- Mainly uses his grabby tongue for eating cheese but also uses it to be gross and mess with people

#Eldritch plagg #eldritch kwami au #miraculous plagg #miraculous ladybug au #miraculous ladybug #ML #plagg #digital art #my art #ref sheet

[alienaiver]

hi hi ! i really liked your relationship headcanons for lavi, i was actually wondering if you could do some for alma ? i know it's kindaaaa hard but i'd love to see what you come up with !

hey hi hello!!! 🧡✨ thank you for enjoying those, i'm glad you liked them!!! and of course i can do alma, he's my favorite precious boy, i hope i did him justice as well! 🥺🥹 this is obviously set in a kind of modern!au where he's alive and well 😭🥹🧡🧡🧡 sorry for the wait as well, i hope it wasn’t too bad a wait!!! <3

quick link to the lavi one!

wordcount: 802 words warnings: it's fluff! there's a few that are about marriage, if that's not your cup of tea, feel free to skip them! <3, genderneutral reader!

I feel like Alma wouldnt necessarily hide his affection towards you and very openly would confess his feelings to people - "of course i like them!" he'd say to Lavi, who's trying to decipher whether or not it's romantic (because lets face it, theyre all invested in the possibilty of your relationship) and Alma’s a super friendly and affectionate guy so who’s to say?

Lavi would then try to explain the romantic part of liking someone and Alma would instantly shrink in on himself and become the cutest little strawberry, nervously fidgeting with his hands as he looks around the room, "I wouldn't... I wouldn't mind kissing them.. if thats what youre implyin'," and Kanda's scoffing next to him, calling him an idiot.

He tells you the next day that he'd be happy to add kissing and cuddling to your list of shared activities, loudly yelling it at your front door, your elderly neighbor who lives next door giggles at you for a few weeks after that when she sees you

Dating in the beginning is actually a bit... awkward with him because he wants constant attention and physical touch but he's also anxious to ask for it now that you’re a couple, so there's a lot of miscommunication in the beginning, since his signals are a bit mixed and confusing to you as well.

As soon as you realize how much he wants it, it all clicks though! He's super affectionate and understanding if you for whatever reason cant touch sometimes (sensitivity, overstimulated etc) but he's ALWAYS happy to be in your arms!

It's almost like he purrs when you pet his head, he leans into you and sighs, obvious in his enjoyment. He pouts so bad when you stop and clings to you like a koala

His ultimate love language is acts of service though he does everything on the list because he's so enarmored with you, his love is bleeding through every crevice of him and it's always so obvious how much he absolutely adores you

With acts of service he loves to cook for you! Food is a big language for him, taught from home (Froi was big on food) and whenever you need cheering up or he knows you're stressed about something, its a guarantee that your comfort food or dish is ready for you whenever you need it!

He also likes giving presents and he likes leaving them for you to find as a surprise - however, they're kinda.. odd - a small present on your pillow wrapped neatly, it ends up being a bottle of your favorite food condiment - or one sitting by your desk with a post-it note "thought of you !!! xoxo" and it's a small screen cleaner wipe for a phone... or that time he sent you a present at work which was just a plain, gray umbrella (it wasnt supposed to rain) and a framed picture of a cat out of focus - they're not necessarily bad or rude they're just.. weird!

He also loves going on dates!! Indoor, outdoor, anywhere!! As long as he can call them official dates and hold your hand. To this day his favorite is still the day you tried baking milk bread together - he has a picture of you and him covered in flour and batter as his background on his phone.

His biggest dream is getting married to you, but he's really overthinking it for so long. What if you say no? What if it goes wrong? What if he forgets the ring? What ring is he supposed to get!?

So he’s been planning to propose for so long and honestly? Kanda's getting tired - he's so tired of listening to him gush and rant and talk about things when nothing's happening

It's to the point where the gang is planning an engagement party for you on behalf of both of you (the secret is that you've been wanting to propose too but aren't getting anywhere either, yeah Allen and Lenalee's getting fed up with waiting too)

It’s surprising how much Kanda actually helps and seems excited - though Lavi’s the only one who can actually tell, Allen’s convinced that he’s just making it up.

It's a bit awkward and weird that your friends are all doing this but at the same time Alma's always been obsessed with family and home so the fact that your entire chosen family was there meant so much to him and made it even more special when you said yes to marry each other!!

Alma is also your biggest hypeman with anything you need. Insecure about an outfit? Insecure or nervous about a big work project? He’s got your back!!! Always there for you, always supporting you and giving you all the love he possibly can!!

Thank you again SOOOOOO much for requesting! These are so fun to make and alma’s just so adorable I can’t help myself!! They got a bit out of hand, I hope you can forgive me <3 LKDJSKDNS let me know if you'd like more, d. gray man is wonderful to write for!! 🧡

#dgm x reader #d. gray man x reader #d gray man x reader #alma karma x reader #nohr.headcanons #nohr.request #nohr.dgm #nohr.writing #IM GIVING U A THOUSAND MWUAHS FOR SENDING IN ALMA!!!!! I SINCERELY HOPE U LIKE THEM <33333 I ENJOYED MAKING THEM SM!!! #and sorry for the wait!!!! i was soo busy but im so happy w these!!!!

[icecream-headaches]

Hold onnn while im here i must continue to build the lesbian bandom au lore. Random tidbits i have come up with and also eventually i WILL make a tag to put all this stuff in

Already said this but pete and ashlee still get married etc but im not genderbending any of the bandom girls so theyre americas cutest emo girl couple :)

Trixie (settled on that name bc patricia is patricks mom's name so i wanted to choose a different one) still goes through that fashion phase where she wears super colorful sneakers and hoodies with designs on them and looks epic swagful

Mcr are all girls except gerard who is nonbinary (okay like what would gerards name be. Would it still be gerard. Idk. Everyone uses gee and i want tobbe cool and different)

I don't WANT this au to be depressing because like its meant to be cool and self indulgent for me but the moment u think of how women were treated in the 2000s the implications are depressing so i am torn between making it a perfect world or makinf it realistic

Panic at the disco would exist obvs but like i am on the fence abt if theh should all be girls or if only some or just one should be. Idk. If brendon urie was a girl her name would be brenda or bridget or brianna and ryan would be like riley or rachel and Spencer would be like skylar or something its so hard to come up with a name that sounds similar😭😭😭 and jon would be joy maybe. Idk.

Ok give me ideas to build on my askbox is oprn plss

[juviin]

anyways when i worked at disney there was like a whole month and a half where i was exclusively scheduled at the pool bar at the hotel i worked at and we always had to have one of the tvs playing this one channel that only played like 10 disney songs on a loop. one of those songs was Someday from the dcom Zombies (2018) and idk. maybe its because i saw and heard it so much but i became so interested in zombies bc its also just? the cutest little scene. so i watched Zombies because of it (ALSO i was not alone in this. i was talking to one of my other cp coworkers and she ALSO was into zombies from just this little scene). i ended up getting really into the DCOM Zombies, which came out when i was 16, and then also descendants because there were also a couple of descendants songs that played. anyways Zombies 3, the sixth third movie of a dcom franchise comes out on july 15. i just found out that theyre including a new version of the aforementioned someday, and its also gonna be the first dcom to include a nonbinary character. also rupaul is in it apparently

#juviin.txt

[powerpuff-ali]

Blues headcanons? Why not.

Bubbles "I can change him" Utonium & Boomer "Jekyll & Hyde" Jojo

On a serious note, Boomer really does have the best intentions but hes very easily distracted and lured away into causing mayhem

"I swear, I didn't forget about our date. I was on my way to pick you up but there was this street fight... How could I not join in?! It was an easy victory."

Bubbles goes around town with Boomer's picture threatening people not to encourage Boomer's crime habits

No one knows if they're more terrified of the blue puff or the boy brought back to life by Him

Boomer is a pretty boy and so he knows how to charm the people. All the people. It's scary how easily he can win people over

He's known to be a flirt. But then again, so is Bubbles so they're cool with this. They know it's meaningless flirting

The pretty boy act worked when Bubbles and Boomer were in their "talking" stage

Bubbles stopped falling for it when he ended up with a black eye, missing tooth, and charged with a couple grand of property damage

Like all couples, they argue and need their space. But for these two, that means staring at their phones until someone caves

They typically alternate in caving in

Boomer commits petty crimes to get her attention if he feels really bad about their argument... This rarely goes over well

They go to baseball games together but after Bubbles' rant at one of the umpires for a bad call, they were sorta banned

They actually play baseball together and have matching gear

However after a home run caused a meteor to explode and shower Townsville (only Townsville) in a molten rock hail storm, the Blues were ordered to never play baseball anywhere near civilization again

Boomer is Bubbles' dress up doll- thankfully, he already has a good sense of style.

P.s. He does not appreciate her messing his hair up with her glitter gel

PPS- low-key he knows he looks great with it. The glitter is just very messy and takes forever to wash out

Boomer will not admit it but he needs to be the little spoon every once in a while

At this point, Bubbles has his cycle tracked on her phone. Boomer tends to get into more trouble when he needs a little spoon cuddle session

Boomer has a Bubbles' phone charm attached to his phone case

Boomer keeps all the artwork Bubbles gives him. It's literally the only thing he keeps organized.

Bubbles keeps every love note Boomer writes her. They're really short and simple but she's got a journal full of them

I'm on a blues kick mentally and in my Google docs too... Realizing this is more boomer oriented 😅

#powerpuff girls #ppg #rowdyruff boys #rrb boomer #ppg bubbles #i love the blues #they have great potential but its so hard not to fall into similar fanon ideas #its because theyre the cutest couple

[cruisinfdr]

#me screaming because i lov pickle #ts3 #the banda bunch #btw block tht tag if u dont wanna see it #ugh i gotta update the fkin banner again cuz everyones older now #the top pic is in pickles room cuz hes a weird journalist #the bottom is paprika cuz shes c00l and snowboards #i am so tired #last night i decided to cut my hair cuz ive been meaning to do it and b/c of daylight savings i was wide awake #and it came out really cute im glad i did it #just me . a mirror . n kiddie scissors for an hour #then this morning i made the CUTEST earrings w my friend !! #i bought these little green bottles at michaels a couple weeks ago #they have little corks and a jump ring attached to the cork and theyre adorable #so i opened them and my friend gave me a bunch of different silver glitters and i filled 2 of the lil bottles #and they look ADORABLE seriously and then i added a couple more jump rings so its more like a chain and then #popped em onto some earrings findings n im so happy w how they came out #OH and i used superglue when i closed them so that way the corks wont pop out #its so pretty and theyre so shimmery it looks like pixie dust in them #kinda witchy #any1 wanna see cuz i Will share im so proud of them #my friend does rlly elaborate nail art so she had a bunch of small tinsel glitters and chrome powder which is super shimmery and fine #and then like flakey holographic glitter so she shared n they fit perfectly into the lil bottles #so i dumped everything in and shook it up and the chrome powder covered the whole inside so its all shiny and opalescent #its magical #anyway i have to go in game now cuz my queue is 9 posts so :~//// bye haha ! #if u read any of this i lov u hav a nice day !

[tennessoui]

Hello there Kit! Hope you're doing well, please drink enough water!

You said in your tongue-tie fic to gently or roughly encourage you to update. I don't wanna be rough, I'm a big softie, so um... anything in the pipeline regarding 🔫&🌹? ... Maybe? 👉🏻👈🏻🥺

I'm a big sucker for murder baby Anakin who learns what love and care is from Obi-Wan

im sitting on another ask about the guns & roses au because ive been trying to figure out a good 1k-2k snippet for it, but that means i can use this ask to talk a bit about a few more headcanons for guns & roses au:

(obi-wan owns a flower shop and anakin is an assassin/hitman who comes to kill him on palpatine's orders because he can't produce the money his father lost in gambling. he falls in love with him instead)

seeing obi-wan tipsy is an experience for anakin. no pretending he hasn't been around hard alcohol or drunk people since he was little, but they always get mad or mean or violent because. well. they're mad or mean or violent people anyway. but obi-wan just gets soft and flushed and he laughs a lot more and he likes drawing anakin in for hugs and he makes the cutest little huffing giggle when he goes to stand and then he sways slightly.

seeing obi-wan stressed about his extended family coming to visit for holidays is a much different experience for anakin. obi-wans stress is directed inwards at himself, even if anakin goes to the store to buy potatoes and he gets the orange ones for fun without realizing they're sweet potatoes instead of potato potatoes, obi-wan never gets mad at him but he does look that much more stressed when he's in the kitchen later

they cuddle a criminal amount before they're ever even together. anakin just lives for cuddles is the thing. and obi-wan seems to live to give them to him because he's constantly wrapping a hand around his waist or settling his chin on his shoulder and anakin doesn't know how to tell him that he literally lives for these moments, but he also literally lives for these moments.

obi-wan is soft-banned from coming into the restaurant where anakin works now because every time he does he ends up either on purpose or accidentally distracting anakin, who drops shit and ignores his other tables in order to talk to obi-wan

theyre the sort of couple that sit on the same side of the booth at a restaurant and its disgusting but also a bit cute

anakin realizes obi-wan is running out of money and then also realizes meat is really expensive so he decides to become a vegetarian so obi-wan can cut down on how much meat he's buying and just get it for himself instead.

anakin finds out he really, really really hates brussel sprouts and artichoke.

#asks #guns and roses au #obikin #its about the healing

[fairyfuyu]

Which characters do you think your mutuals can pull? <3

ooh hehe this was fun

i definitely forgot some people and im so sorry but my brain is small sometimes i still love you <333

@yuki-no-akumu with my entire being, i know baji is so unbelievably down bad for momo. hes so immature about it too, refusing to actually flat out admit it to anyone, but the way he teases her incessantly—its just so obvious to everyone else that hes so in love w her. and the second momo flirts w him back, he blushes like crazy, and instantly gets hard <3

@kodzucafe ok solace its already obvious that you and nishinoya are soulmates n everything, but yuuji is hopeless in love with you and i will die on this hill. maybe im saying this because im an itadori kinnie and im so helplessly in love w you solace, but yuuji and you would be such a cute couple and him tryna win u over (which lets be honest wouldnt be hard bc its him) would be just the cutest thing <3 dnchjwbs

@drakendme kirishima. this is a no brainer. you and kiri seriously have been together in past lives, truly soulmates. an inseparable bond. sage u and him would be the strongest fucking couple ever im so ??? jealous. sad i know ill never match up to kiri’s charm and kindness and love for you :( but also, he makes u so happy so i guess im okay w it <3

@kazutoraloml my first instinct is to say satoru, but my final answer is levi. and thats so special bc as we all know, levi is a hard cookie to win over, but the moment hes sees u, hes screwed. he would be such a perv for you roo its not even funny. im so jealous. <3 also shigure is in love w u too but he is too busy with my cunt on his face so uh .. sorry bout that

@w-akasa winnie and ran i just — ran is such a sexy motherfucker i am sobbing over him .. but he sadly is not sobbing over me. he just wants to treat you right winnie, give you what you deserve because you are so fucking wonderful. also is in love w your lil guinea pig babies, and just wants to make sure you and your lil cuties are happy and healthy <3 and will also spoil the fuck out of u sjxhwjbe

@alert-arlert ryn i cannot explain it but every time i see you i think about inumaki. my brain just works like that. he would be so shy and nervous around you too itd be so ;-; idk. pretty boy just thinks youre so beautiful and wonderful and way out of his league, and when you show interest in him, he cant believe it <3

@cyancherub ok hear me out …. geto. aries i just feel it in my bones that geto is in love w u. at first, he tries to keep it lowkey, but the crazy in him just cant hold back his feelings. yall would be the hottest couple, so intimidating but in the best way possible. the kinda couple that walks in the room and everyone looks at and is like …. damn theyre so hot i want them both to fuck me <3 aka me im that person that stares at u and wants to join in on a threesome

@cafedanslanuit i wholeheartedly believe in porco being absolutely in love w u allie. and lowkey in a possessive, overly protective sorta way. is that toxic? maybe yeah, but honestly im kinda jealous. if anyone looked at you or made you laugh and it wasnt him, mans would be so fucking irate on the inside. and hes a little prideful in not showing his feelings bc he doesnt wanna seem “weak” but eventually he just cant help himself.. he has to have you <3

@saccharine-darling peach i really think eren is so down bad for you its sick. yall give off friends to lovers energy and its everything. you make him so nervous sometimes im so ;-; seeing eren get all flustered when he sees u smile or reach for his hand … yall are just adorable i fucking cant <3

@eru-lloyd satoru. i know u cant stand him eru but he would be so obnoxious about his love for u, always trying to impress u when youre around and doing everything and anything to get you to laugh and see your smile <3

#hehe hopefully this makes u smile sweetie pies #⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ hunnies ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ #⋆｡°✩ ask game ✩°｡⋆

[billylenzstolemyphone]

could we have some domestic lokius headcanons? I love all of your lokius stuff so far <3

of course, anon!! thank you so much for the ask <3 you guys are about to be fed jskjdsjh

- after the tva, mobius and loki decided to settle down somewhere by the beach. they own a jet ski bc loki said 'fuck it, i love mobius i'll just get him the damn water bike' and mobius treasures it so much. loki sometimes gets jealous and moody because mobius is "paying more attention to the jet ski than him" and mobius thinks its the cutest thing. they do the cliche couple thing of walking on the beach at sunset or early morning, star gazing and coming up with funny names for each constellation they see, laughing and pushing one another into the water when the other isn't looking (honestly mobius does this more he just loves the look on lokis face, calling him a little pussycat bc ghhhahaahgaahgggbrhbgfrhs)

- loki has fallen off the jet ski at least twice. the first time it happened he was terrified and splashing around everywhere but then mobius came back to him and pulled him up on it again laughing because "baby, you know you can stand in this water right?" loki was embarrassed but tried to cover it by mumbling childish insults towards mobius who just kept smiling at him. the second time it happened, which loki swears to this day that it was mobius' fault, mobius and loki were on the jet ski ready to go but mobius didn't warn loki about when he was gonna start it so he just went off while loki was turned around looking at something and mobius lost it when loki yelped and flew off the back. he was once again pouting with his arms crossed because, yes, he still thinks its intimidating but mobius only pouted back and awed mockingly which broke loki so now theyre both laughing.

- mobius loves to wake up before loki, to pull him closer and rest his chin atop of his head which is nuzzled into mobius' neck. their legs tangled underneath the sheets except for one of lokis which is splayed across mobius' sort of like a koala. mobius plays with lokis hair gently as to not wake him up, they hardly have any plans ever so they sleep in most days. loki will sometimes hum contently at the feeling and nuzzle even closer to mobius, if thats possible. mobius smiles at him, letting his eyes close once again as the feeling of sleep takes over. mobius wakes up a few hours later to an empty bed, but he knows that lokis in the kitchen from the soft humming coming through the open bedroom door. he stretches and gets up, pulling on a random t-shirt and sweatpants. when he enters the kitchen, as always his heart is filled with pure love and adoration for loki, who is sitting in one of the kitchen chairs holding a cup of tea (lokis never really been a coffee guy) and staring out the window. the light coming through cascades beautifully across lokis features and mobius still wonders how he landed the god, dressed only in green boxers and a black shirt but he still looks ethereal. mobius will come over, slightly startling loki who smiles eagerly when mobius compliments his hair which is tied up into a messy bun, strands of black wavy hair framing his face. mobius will make coffee for himself, and sit down next to loki. they go about their routine, which never ever gets old for them because its enough for them. its perfect. they sit and talk, sometimes they sit in silence, just basking in the presence of one another before they come up with something to do for the day.

ahhh i hope those are good!! i have a lot more but at the moment im a little busy so thats about all i can write :( im sorry!! thank you again, anon!! i love you mwah <3 feel free to spam my inbox guys i love talking with you all :)

#lokius #lokius headcanons #hcs #asks #inbox #domestic fluff #domestic lokius headcanons #mobius m mobius #loki laufeyson #they are in love your honor #loki series #post tva #they burnt it down #>:) #mobius finally got his jet ski <3 #agagaga #i know its not a lot aaaahgashjdsgds :(